CatXP Failed due to lower ram, which gave it glitches like confusing boxes with beds and jumping into walls, along with the infamous glitch where the cats coding would confuse a cucumber with a snake which would cause fear-jump.exe to run, so they developed a new system called Cat10 which fixed the glitches with the new meowing-incessantly-32 patch, which prioritized normal behavior over faster reaction times. Kinda shitty but it works.
But besides that, the desk is the quickest thing to hide under to protect your head because you are always at your desk during class . But it would be nice to make a very hard desk that won't break if the ceiling would fall on it. So it's not about who was smart or not, that was the only thing they knew what to do :/ even out of school that is what people do when earthquakes happen, you have to hide under something sturdy and quick, you don't have 2 minutes to think of what to use
I love how the teacher checked to make sure all his students were either under desks or moving to go under a desk before he himself went for shelter in case anyone froze in panic
He never clickbaits He never takes 15 minutes to say something cool He gives good content He never does dumb intros like the old spider He never cusses He gives new things and never repeats .... we found the perfect channel Edit: I haven’t checked this comment in a while and I want to thank you for all the likes
This is literally the closest I've ever seen this channel get to lying in the title, the fire didn't happen in the bubble. I'd say that's a pretty good track record.
And ducks (and geese and most birds) don't have anal sphincters. This is why they poop so often, about every 15 minutes or so. So hopefully laying an egg will be all that that duck does on that dog!
Dog: _"What a beautiful harmony of sounds"_ Duck: _"I hope we really gets a boy..."_ Dog: _"Darling, what's wrong with a girl anyway?" Duck: _"I still want to be your only one, my dear"_ Dog: _"..."_
The way the kids so calmly got under their desks was kinda cool. Like, imagine earthquakes being so common that you don't even panic or talk. And they were obviously very used to it. They all held the bottom of the table legs in the same way, and knew how fast to get under before the larger quakes began.
I live in alaska and experienced the earthquake shown here, they are quite common and most people dont worry about little ones, as they happen every few weeks. This one was quite frightening though, so I'm glad everyone got under the desks and stayed safe!
Cat's are such good little companions. Mine always answers me when I talk to her. She likes to put her two cents in even when no one is talking to her too.
I never even noticed that you put all the sources into the description. This could very well be the best channel on the internet. Exposing people to random interesting things from science, tech and nature while providing entertainment, never clickbaiting, not playing the YT algorithm game, and providing sources. God bless.
I love this channel, I've watched the show for well over 3 years but never realized you caught wind of that earthquake in alaska. Was a crazy day to be on the road for.
The incredible calm in the middle of an earthquake is amazing. I don't live in a place with large earthquakes so if it happened here, we wouldnt be under desks, we'd be sitting their confused out of our minds or freaking out while stuffs falling around us.
Heres some advice...jite under the edge of the desk. The middle has the least support. If your at home or close to a door more then stay under the door frame
A Person funny comments like yours get minimal replies and likes whereas generic and predictable comments get thousands of likes on this channel. Fart blossoms
I like my women like I like my coffee I dont know what I was gonna write here so www.google.com/search?q=cat&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjE-Nzg5KLfAhUE26wKHTV0DJcQ_AUIDygC#imgrc=R_RzGB4kWjBx-M:
I was actually on a family trip to Alaska when the earthquake happened, it was near Anchorage where we were not located at the time but did visit the next day and it left a few marks on the city
Oh yes! I remember this earthquake. I was inside class when everything started shaking and the tiles on the roof started falling good thing nobody got hurt but our teacher lost her microwave due to falling over and it’s door coming off 😅
0:43 cat32/input/"Are you hungry?"
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*AH*
I am your 200th like
Congrats
Neon Vandeline
Thank you my dude.
Nice one
New system
CatXP Failed due to lower ram, which gave it glitches like confusing boxes with beds and jumping into walls, along with the infamous glitch where the cats coding would confuse a cucumber with a snake which would cause fear-jump.exe to run, so they developed a new system called Cat10 which fixed the glitches with the new meowing-incessantly-32 patch, which prioritized normal behavior over faster reaction times.
Kinda shitty but it works.
Now THATs a lotta damage
KillerzMemez hes just trying to ruin somebodys day like a loser
@@leonard7255 no u
It was so scary
They should fix earth with flex tape
It's actually NOw ThAts AloT oF DAmAgE
0:55 probs to the kid in blue for knowing exactly what to do quickly
Props* probs is short for probably
@@GuardianTiger REALLY I THOUGHT IT MEANT PROBABILITY
@@victoriapaisley6834 better than the ceiling directly hit you 😂
But besides that, the desk is the quickest thing to hide under to protect your head because you are always at your desk during class . But it would be nice to make a very hard desk that won't break if the ceiling would fall on it. So it's not about who was smart or not, that was the only thing they knew what to do :/ even out of school that is what people do when earthquakes happen, you have to hide under something sturdy and quick, you don't have 2 minutes to think of what to use
@@MartintheTinman but during an earthquake you can't be runnng out the building
i love how the kids didn't panic or scream and knew exactly what to do when the earthquake struck. that's awesome!
It’s common up here but it’s still so interesting to be in a earthquake
@@pingu5818 yea it wasnt like the thousands of other ones...
Those were kids? They look like teenagers
@@cesar6447 Teenagers......ARE kids....
@@orlabern4790 it's different it's like saying Old people are adults, of course they are but it's not the same
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The fire bubble was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
E
Ever?
It was lit
Science
It was the earthquake for me
The kids reacting to the earthquake was amazingly quick, good job for them.
Fuck Anchorage it’s a urban shit whole
I would cry, like what i did in the last earthquake. I cried infront of my fridge
They teach us to do that
@@Tungsten_10 the table protect them from the falling building so u have space to escape and live
@@koyomiaragoto1493 I know the fnsb school district has the same policy
Teacher: snaps fingers
_Earthquake_
Teacher: Damn it, I did it again...
The infinity stones have been liquified and mixed into his blood.
*”again”*
Thanos is that you
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
Poseidon is that u
0:54 anyone noticed when the teacher snapped his fingers the earthquake started
Mr stark I don't feel so good...
Okay, that's creepy. I think he's secretly Thanos.
@@user-se4zx6ri1k lmao
Thanos....
Haha I was there in alaska, different school tho
Mohammed Haider Khalid omfg 😱😱😱😱🤔🤔🤔🤭🤭🤭🤭🤫🤫🤫
3:11
Peace was -never- an option
It's the duck hunt duo! XD
How you do that to your letters
@@Dragon-hu5ev add the star thingies like this but without the spaces between letters and the stars:
* peace was never an option *
Takumi Fujiwara *I know how to do that* but how do I get it crossed out
@@Dragon-hu5ev use this ~ wavy thing
If i saw that robot swimming in the pool and I didn't know what it was I would panic
melfakir elfakir Most people would
why
it would like a new specie of stingray or something
I love how the teacher checked to make sure all his students were either under desks or moving to go under a desk before he himself went for shelter in case anyone froze in panic
0:48 THIS CAT COMPLETELY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD AND IVE BEEN WHEEZING FOR THE PAST 3 MINS
I thought you said sneezing instead of wheezing and sneezed twice. Help me
ThatOneBoredKid THIS CAT IS JUST FUCKING EVERYONE UP TODAY
How?
no Well the cat fucked me up, and then my comment about the cat fucked someone else up. Just a funny little chain reaction
Lol same!
0:54 the earthquake happened RIGHT as he snapped his fingers
:))
;))
;))
:))
:))
What kind of sorcerry is this
Digital mostly
Magic
👏👏👏👏 well played
Bubble mage
Science
He never clickbaits
He never takes 15 minutes to say something cool
He gives good content
He never does dumb intros like the old spider
He never cusses
He gives new things and never repeats
.... we found the perfect channel
Edit: I haven’t checked this comment in a while and I want to thank you for all the likes
This is why everbody loves this channel
Exactly, This channel is amazing.
AND HE NEVER TELLS US TO SUB
This is literally the closest I've ever seen this channel get to lying in the title, the fire didn't happen in the bubble. I'd say that's a pretty good track record.
He is amazing with content
0:53 Did you notice that when he pointed his fingers to the class the earthquake began.
He started the earthquake
@@pashung1evil the earth quake probably start in other place before it reach this school , so the is no connection between two of them
It's a joke c'mon man 😑😑
@@ilkiya8028 r/woosh
@@pashung1evil sure , i know it but i dont like that kind of joke tho
When you see ddoi in your feed and you know it's time to smile again...
Meme
so fucking true
3:11
Dog: "I swear to god, if you lay an egg in my ear, I'm going to eat it and then you for lunch."
Duck: "Challenge accepted."
the duck probably took a crap in his ears XD
And ducks (and geese and most birds) don't have anal sphincters. This is why they poop so often, about every 15 minutes or so. So hopefully laying an egg will be all that that duck does on that dog!
don't make this a negative thing :(
@Pac Boi no mostly not
@@colorbar.s Yeah....
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the speed of which the entire class dives under their tables?
late to the party, but as someone who grew up in alaska we actually have earthquake drills, the same way schools also have fire drills
@@johnathanbanner3841 We have fire drills, earthquake drills, and school shooter drills.
No, we can't. Bills to pay.
I love that cat
Ikr
@@erichuang8420 oh, well hello fellow asian lol
YEET
@Lil Bleach LOVE YOU TOO LIL BLEACH
Thank you, Daily Dose! Very cool!
Why do I hear PiewDiePie saying this ????? -_-
Sontay Vicente Do you get the reference?
Vsauce
thank you Kanye, very cool!
His name is Jason though.
Duck: What can you hear? Dog: Sounds like egg.
Dog, "I think its a boy!"
*_Dog:_* barf
Careful, that duck is a quack.
Lol i laughed so hard.
Dog: _"What a beautiful harmony of sounds"_
Duck: _"I hope we really gets a boy..."_
Dog: _"Darling, what's wrong with a girl anyway?"
Duck: _"I still want to be your only one, my dear"_
Dog: _"..."_
The way the kids so calmly got under their desks was kinda cool. Like, imagine earthquakes being so common that you don't even panic or talk. And they were obviously very used to it. They all held the bottom of the table legs in the same way, and knew how fast to get under before the larger quakes began.
Whoa same name
@@MushookieMan whoa :)
I live in alaska and experienced the earthquake shown here, they are quite common and most people dont worry about little ones, as they happen every few weeks. This one was quite frightening though, so I'm glad everyone got under the desks and stayed safe!
2:11
When you see your grandparents and they start gawking at how tall you’ve become
Lol why does this not have more likes
Soooo truee mah dude
“ Oh wow! Look how big you’ve gotten ! You’ve grown like a foot !” “ Yeah! Are you even our grandson !?!?!?!?”
Noooo... Its 421 likes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would love to go to space one day
But no “days” in space so your staying forever
Don’t we all!
Soon
Boco Corwin cool
Joshua Bennett ya me yoo
0:47 your dog's bark sounds very weird you might wanna check that out
It's a hamster you ignorant swine
@ nah fam its a orangutan obviously go see a doctor
Are u all blind?!?!? Its a squirrel!
It's a Yanny.. Dumbfucks
Guys cant you realise its the chosen one.....its.....its......its tracer
The cat answering after the lady said “Are you hungry?” was literally my cat. You would say, “Hi Sully” and he would say mrrraaaaa.
aw
Cat's are such good little companions. Mine always answers me when I talk to her. She likes to put her two cents in even when no one is talking to her too.
2:10 when your grandparents make a first recording on a Mobile phone
Mitch Mine Shafter brilliant😂😂
Yeah I would agree if my grandparents were still alive my grandmother died last year
Weyoun a loyal member of the Dominion rip man
Lol
I’m sorry for your lost
I watch daily dose of internet.
He’s patient and he waits,
He’s a very good TH-camr,
Because he never clickbaits.
Beautiful poem.
Yep :)
@Zainab Hashmi
Why do you not like Daily Dose of Internet.
Explain your reasons.
Epix lol you think that is a balloon it’s a bobble xDD you faked that one
@Epix He does put the video in the title at the beginning though. Not many do that.
Gold spaghetti 10 hour version
Gold spaghetti 10 hour version (LoFi/ChillHop to relax and study to)
@@derfeeiiind7710 10 hour version *GONE WRONG$$$* (LoFi/ChillHop to relax and study to)
I have 10 minutes version 👍
Kartik Dobhal YES
I love how he transitions from a massive earthquake that caused thousands of dollars in damage to a beer foamer.
sleep walking in space has to be wild
*sleep flying
*sleep floating
Matt K please subscribe to my channel thanks
Beast ???? I’ll subscribe to you if you subscribe to me
*sleep falling
House on fire? Just put it in a bubble.
Merl only spongebob can do that
Rat Cheese wut
@@oddconstantine holy crack- you got me there with ur username- i thought somone comment on a year old comment 5 years ago- damn
Yeah duh so easy just do it!
Bruh
Each year, you should post "Yearly Dose of Rewind" where you upload a full compilation of your favorite videos that you have featured on this channel.
I could post one of them for ya?
Perfect idea
Ryanside you know cause you've rewind failed lol
there are at least 7 videos made by youtube that show this is a bad idea
Omg yeas
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that this guy has never ever click baited us or begged us to subscribe
2:38 imagine seeing this thing while you're swimming.....
oh god....
@@victorialim5308 wow i was about to comment oh god and saying it in real life i swear 🤣🤣🤣
I thought that was a sting ray
Lol i thought that to
I will pick it for me ._.
"Don't let yourself be convinced to do something bad"
*Earthquake happens*
Well someone must've did something bad to make the earth angry
lmao
I know what they did, they made everyone go to school...
On a snow day
@@bumblebeeswarm3124 we didn't really have snow that day/week. But We finally got good snow just last week
"Don't let yourself be convinced to do something bad"
*gun fingers at students
*Earthquake happens
togowoods yes
This video just made my day, Thanks Daily dose of internet
Doesn't all his videos?
2:10 "dude, come check this guy out!" "huh?" "What's up with his face?" "Wait what, let me see! woaaaaah.."
ACCURATE
Teacher:does finger guns
Earth: S H A K E
Teacher: snaps =earthquake
Teacher: finger guns = nuke goes off.
@@jydenjk1311 my drama teacher taught us how to be a police and he used finger guns to demonstrate
kapaw
Me: *_Perfect Timing_*
690 likes okay
3:12 peace is finally an option
yes
for now hjönk
"This egg is bound to hatch sooner or later!"
*it’s all fun and games until he starts eating the flesh out of the dog then the dog eats the goose*
1:53 this guy looks like such a gentle and innocent man please no one hurt him
It's Chris Hadfield
I’m going to throw trash at him
hes the first canadian astronaut
Space Bob Ross
Chris is a legend.
3:01 oh my god that was so satisfying
I keep getting Phoenix SC PTSD from the hmmm videos
That first clip is so freaking awesome (thanks daily dose for the heart ❤️)
topgunner232 yeah it’s pretty lit
Sydney Juniper respect for having the balls to type that pun😂
Ya was pretty cool
I never even noticed that you put all the sources into the description. This could very well be the best channel on the internet.
Exposing people to random interesting things from science, tech and nature while providing entertainment, never clickbaiting, not playing the YT algorithm game, and providing sources.
God bless.
0:48 Now we know the origins of Yoshi sounds
I can believe the cameraman risked his life for the earthquake one, he got amazing footage too!
Bruh there would be CCTV cameras on the wall
@@nlyrics156 r/woooosh
@@nlyrics156
lol your name says it for me.
@@andy.burbulis1899 ikr
Its not funny that was a crazy earth quake
Owner asks a cat if it's hungry.
My mom wakes me up and asks if I'm asleep.
I understand the pain poor cat.
Let's not forget that a Fire bender and an Air bender could do this easily
and bubble bender
and a water bender, and a soap bender
wait, this guy is the Avatar!
Justin Y 2.0
Dafuq isdis hes fake IM THE real kermit
1:49 this is Aizawa-Sensei’s Dream
Lol
Y es
But bakugou would hate it... bakugou hates most things lel
I guess he can’t really enjoy it cause if he wants to lose gravity he has to ask Uraraka what he‘ll probably won’t do
Kopy Kat yeess
I love this channel, I've watched the show for well over 3 years but never realized you caught wind of that earthquake in alaska. Was a crazy day to be on the road for.
0:46 not what i was expecting but okay
Xd
*_mah_*
Hunter what a sprite cranbarry?
*Y E S*
0:45 Is the BEST part of the video.
*nA*
I know right!!!!!
Nicholas McDonald internet*
Just wait for the thanos XD
I want that ripples machine so much!!!
Buy it then
If i have one, it would say *GOOD FUCKING MORNING, YOU LAZY ASS!*
I read that ripples as nippples
Hey
@@davidbirnbaum2865 Omg! Lol! Nice seeing you here
The incredible calm in the middle of an earthquake is amazing. I don't live in a place with large earthquakes so if it happened here, we wouldnt be under desks, we'd be sitting their confused out of our minds or freaking out while stuffs falling around us.
Heres some advice...jite under the edge of the desk. The middle has the least support. If your at home or close to a door more then stay under the door frame
It’s not like having a freakout is gonna stop the earthquake
2:36
That robot looked like a type of sting ray lol
Probably what inspired the design. They often look at animals for such things.
I think it looks more like a flatworm than a stingray.
It's a Cuttlefish.
Nah, that looks like a sturgeon without fin
Truewe
Those owls about to drop a sick new album
A Person funny comments like yours get minimal replies and likes whereas generic and predictable comments get thousands of likes on this channel. Fart blossoms
this thread is giving me an existencial crisis
I would shit my pants
Hoof
I love how accomplished and satisfied bubble man looked at the end. Way to go man, that was amazing!
Nobody:
The owls: “HUH U GONNA GIVE US UR MONEY OR NOT?!”
0:55 When I try to fart stealthily in class
@The Quantum Animations ikr
@The Quantum Animations wtf 😂😂😂😂
LOL
I was at my house when the earthquake happened
3:00
The forbidden noodles
donald trumps dinner
They look so tast
How did he download a video from instagram?
instagram.com/p/BrFvJ-_o0OS/
Whytho 22 a
msnpassjan2004 I use a app called BOLT
Fire Bublé
BlazingTag38220 if only I could get hearted
*CEASAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@@-mo_ I've been the first to comment for the last 3 vids, don't feel down.
Eban Yeet Alexa, play despacito English version
I love how the guy is just super chill about what’s happening
Coffee foam is gonna be used as a cafe pickup line now
I like my women like I like my coffee
I dont know what I was gonna write here so www.google.com/search?q=cat&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjE-Nzg5KLfAhUE26wKHTV0DJcQ_AUIDygC#imgrc=R_RzGB4kWjBx-M:
What does a violin and Daily Dose of Internet have in common?
Everyone gets sad when they stop playing.
Ok
I’m happy when I violin stops my sister is just learning how to play and after she’s done my ears are bleeding
@@zach5934 lol but I play the violin and I've played at 2 concerts and I'm only 10
Why is playing at 2 concerts as a 10 year old supposed to be an accomplishment.. you probably only played one of those open string beginner pieces.
@@nin1ch0 I'm not sure if basements quite count as concerts.
Who is this Pokémon at 3:17
It's
*PsyDogk*
PsyDogk Psy.....
Its DuckDog!
I love the ISS guy, I’ve seen a lot of his videos and he’s really entertaining
My grandparents when I have to leave.
2:07
That was so wholesome, I can't-
0:44
Person:Hunter, are you hungry?
Cat:*LONG PAUSE* ha!
The only reason I'm jealous of astronauts is they have high speed internet
He wanted to eat her
Wtf these comments haha!
Hatdog
That cat said yes
2:12 my grandpa & grandma When they haven't seen me for years
lol
These owls stared me to death.lol.
ikr, but they always comment on how i used to be 4 foot and now im 6 foot, not sure why thats a big difference tho
Same lol
I was actually on a family trip to Alaska when the earthquake happened, it was near Anchorage where we were not located at the time but did visit the next day and it left a few marks on the city
0:55 *Never underestamate the power of finger guns*
Game Playz T H A N O S
@SubscribeToPewdiepie AHHHHHHHHHH **turns to wii screen** ...
Teachers be like
Guns of the la Le lu Le lo
What do they mean that they don’t know what caused the earthquake? It was the finger guns
That teacher timing tho..Right after he says boom..Earthquake happens
0:56
@ninjarawr21 they're meant to stop small rocks and shit hitting you're head aren't they? Wish we had earthquakes in uk
ReeceWD yeah. Also ceiling tiles/any other debris. The other good place to hide is under door frames.
Noooooooooooo the teacher why did u strat an earthquake
I live in alaska
Same
Same
Were you guys hit by the earthquake?
Devon yes. I was 30 miles from the epicenter.
Ya and I was sitting on the couch watching TV while it was going.
Oh yes! I remember this earthquake. I was inside class when everything started shaking and the tiles on the roof started falling good thing nobody got hurt but our teacher lost her microwave due to falling over and it’s door coming off 😅
I was in the hallway in 8th grade 😭
Everybody gangsta til the one rich kid brings lunch 3:01
Everybody gangsta til 0:58
Golden spaghet
Does nobody question what is happening there?
@@embodiment_of_autism They're Golden Cheese Strings
1:04.... Imagine having to re-calibrate that smart board
Oh god the poor teacher.
R.i.p
OOF
F
69 likes... Nice
2:10 your grandparents using Skype for the first time.
I pissed myself laughing at this
People still use Skype?
jerk shed-jr ye
What's impressive is that no one panicked during the earthquake. Everyone seemes super calm. Probably used to it
Yeah, most of us are. Plus we get drilled endlessly on what to do.
It’s prob California
@@simplylovelyf1pod It’s Alaska, he even says it in the video. We get earthquakes even more often than California does.
@@snuckytoes8427 i didnt have headphones on at the time
Yea we are but in reality everyone was freaked out.
Imagine those robot was in your pool swimming
The thing would honestly scare me so bad XD
It looks like a sting ray when it's swimming
That thing will scare d shit out of me
That robot WILL be used by the military.
no
you make youtube a better place.
What a compliment!
0:48 That's an odd Yoshi you got right there.
Holy crap that robot looks like they took the design straight from the anomalocaris! So cool!
0:44 when you introvert and you are force to talk 😂
3:11 he protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
He Aflacc
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He a toilett
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He Dolan Darcc
She attac
Really she just attac
Ryanside nice joke xd
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly...
He quacc
When someone is eating ur Oreos 1:45
Carcrash 537
Game mode:Creative
Cats Are YES *spawns 10k withers*
I don'y fly, I pounce with
my claws out.
LMAOO
Yes
3:09 is the most satisfying video I have ever seen❤️
Who else thinks daily dose of internet is the best???
and really interesting
who else got super stressed out during the earthquake clip?
Me
Me
Nobody pussy
I live in Alaska, you have no idea. Minnesota road was split and half and the eagle river bridge suffered serious structural damage.
I was there.
**DRINKS DAILY DOSE OF INTERNET**
1:42
Then he overdoses and dies
Yusuf Gökçe she* :-)
sister shook **they :) gender neutral terms, because 🤷♂️🤷♀️
1:51 that’s Canadian astronaut Mark Hadfield. I think he’s pretty much our one and only well known astronaut ❤
2:06 When my mom finally gets out of my room and stops asking me to do chores
I was expecting to get gnomed
3:12 Never knew Dolan Dark had a dog.
Maybe grandayy is a dog
YOUR ON EVERY FUCKING VIDEO
Maybe thanos has a cat
*T H A N Ø S C A T*
Hey u here
2:10 so is that the owl Snoop Dog and Dr.Dre?
Owner: Hunter, are you hungry?
Hunter: **really fast meow**
Me: XD
teacher: thie question is not that confusing if you use this method
the method itself 2:43
Me- its too trippy
I don’t get it
Keep pressing the button everyTime he's done saying hula hoop dance
@@buggatislayer6667 the method is confusing and trippy af.
That last clip😂😂
Norwegian Nemesis dog abuse.
Just A memer haha, true
69 likes
I was waiting for the duck to lay an egg on the dog
69🤣🤣👌
That earthquake scared the shit out of me.
Same
I thought it was a school shooter at first
lady: Are you hungry?
cat: What you think?! *rolls eyes*