"What are you watching there?" "Oh, it's that guy off Taskmaster. He's in the bath, covered in Ravioli, with vinegar in his eyes and he's drinking some of Tim Key's Mint Tea Tree Shower Gel."
“How come I remember the category and I’m not in it, and I’m covered in vinegar?” is, when you think about it, not a phrase you hear everyday. But I’m not surprised and I don’t mind it
This episode really illuminates just how evident it was that only Alex Horne could have been capable of creating Taskmaster. This is the head of a criminal mastermind trapped in the body of a clown. How truly insidious it is that he hides so plainly in sight every episode, performing as a feeble yet affable lackey, while he himself pulls the strings. And even here on No More Jockeys, where regularly he stations himself as some kind of voice of reason. We were all played for fools and he has lured us into the lion's den.
Watching him willingly and of his own volition pour shampoo into his mouth certainly casts a different light on the toothpaste pie and dog food, among other things
This is the craziest game in NMJ history. Key not playing a first category, Horne out after 1 category then proceeding to have a breakdown in the bath, Watto taking his shirt off, and the reveal that they are all in Key's flat!
It says a lot about this particular episode that I've watched it about 3 times more than any other and yet had entirely forgotten that it starts with 1. Key not giving a category and 2. Horne getting out after ONE CATEGORY, which wouldn't even be POSSIBLE if (1) hadn't happened. Edit: 3. Key challenges on a category he doesn't know
I genuinely think being sat in a bath, fully clothed, having been eliminated from the game and not having to consider which famous person to choose next is the most relaxed a person can be. I'm envious.
It could be deduced, to be fair, VERY early on considering Watto’s clothing choice and the fact Horne looked very new to the room and nit knowing what stuff was etc
Not only was the reveal that horne was in keys bath a welcome shyamalan-esque twist, but it put the earlier 1 and a half bottles of radox and toothpaste debacle in a whole new light
Kudos to Tim Key, hey didn’t even bat an eyelid when Horne started emptying his toiletries 😂 plus he proved what a legend he was when he brought in the tray of random foodstuffs to be poured into *his own bath*!
You know. I don't like an early outing. However, when that person is located in a bath and as a result of the outing puts condiments in the bath and soap in their mouth I don't mind it. I don't mind it at all
We should have all realised this would be nearly 35 minutes of chaos when from the very beginning Key got away with not even playing a category! It was doomed from the start. Best bit of NMJ I've ever seen, and Set 4 throughout has been my favourite set of them all. Really great stuff, chaps.
Watching this just after hearing Horne's appearance on the Off Menu podcast. If I didn't believe him then about not having taste buds or caring what things taste like, I do now. What a wonderfully crazy show, and I'm just getting into it.
@@NathanaelSmithEdi I know, my own fault for going below the line prematurely. Certainly didn't reduce my enjoyment. Top quality work by Wato, dominating from the outset.
Today, july 30th 2021, I got fully vaxxxed (vaccinated), Received the keys to my new flat, and I witnessed Alex Horne making an absolute shambles of Key's beloved bath (and himself). What a truly glorious day.
This game was so insane we’re not even talking about the crazy discussion of the God category because it’s completely overshadowed by Horne in a bathtub fully clothed covered in vinegar and ravioli.
Honestly, I'm gonna have to watch this again because all I did this first time was watch Horne's drunk self and think, "Oh God, someone's gonna have to clean all that up."
I heard rumors of the chaos of this ep and have been saving it for a proverbial rainy day. So glad I did, it's my new favorite of all time and made me cry-laugh when I really needed it! Thanks lads.
The great thing of being behind as much as i am at the moment is that i now have amazing meal-time videos to watch. This is my 2nd favourite episode, after the camping episode where Key drove Alex his car (that was so gloriously funny). Bathtime with Alex is amazing and i would watch this every week if i could! At first i thought 'Oh that's nice, Mark bought the same jumper I've seem Tim wear in the past. Then i thought 'Oh that's nice, Alex isn't home, he's in a flat somewhere.' And then it dawned on me you guys were together lol. Great episode guys, superb subtitles as always. Much love!
Great episode. 😂 Absolute carnage, and Alex bordered on 'mental patient at bath time', but 35 minutes of just pure light hearted fun and that's why I love No More Jockeys so much. Huge thanks to Tim, Mark and Alex for bringing this beautifully mad half hour into our lives every week. 🤗
As Sara Pascoe said once "I'm starting to wonder if we should be laughing at Paul", I wonder if we should be worried about Alex. Then again, when you think about it, even if the rules were flagrantly flouted, this was the most bonkersly brilliant game ever, and I don't mind it one bit. Thanks lads!! (And Key's flat is the perfect fit, innit?)
@@drwoo6090 If there is a Mrs. Key he's kept her well hidden :p Tim once smiled at me at 3:30 in the morning about 9 years ago and I still think about it regularly, so the thought of me not being his wife pains me. :')
Just had the worst week of my life. But even while struggling to find joy in anything at the moment, this video made me smile and laugh. Thank you guys, I really needed this.
Tbf of the 4 identifiable ones 3 were sitting, and the old style portraits looked like the posture of someone sat for an old style painted portrait, so it was most likely accurate - but it was ambiguous so usually that keeps the game going. Good sportsmanship from the set leader, probably thanks to Alex's example...
“I think Im hallucinating again” -I video call my friend. I had to check I was indeed watching a fully clothed grown man in a bath, blissfully pouring vinegar in his eyes and tea tree oil shampoo in his mouth. “What kind of videos you watch?” -she asked me with scorn. “The greatest of them all”
In the last week I've showered with that brand of mint shower gel and listened to Horne's episode of Off Menu. Everything makes sense now, this man doesn't understand the concept of 'food'
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"What are you watching there?"
"Oh, it's that guy off Taskmaster. He's in the bath, covered in Ravioli, with vinegar in his eyes and he's drinking some of Tim Key's Mint Tea Tree Shower Gel."
Wouldn’t “niche porn” have been easier to type?
I like how he tried to clean the vinegar out of his eyes with water containing 1.5L of radox, and vinegar
"I don't know if I'm clean or dirty" might be the quote of the set
Big if too.
That or "he's got Buckinghamshire eyes"
Problems for Horne indeed
"He's got Buckinghamshire eyes" is an absolutely incredible quote
Buckinghamshire*
@@KomodoSerpent Bollocks, I've got Buckinghamshire spelling
He's got Buckinghamshire Eyes and Fuckinghamshire Thighs
@@TattyBojangles81 Didn't Kim Carnes sing a song about that?
Key is the most naturally funny but Watto does come out with some zingers!
One of the most significant cultural experiences in the post-9/11 era.
Certainly one of the most significant Radox ads.
One of the most significant cultural experiences.
The reveal that Horne was not wasting a bottle and a half of his own Radox was masterfully handled. Worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.
It was the final twist that got me. Never saw that coming.
Yeah I was like "what's Rachel gonna think" then the reveal happened
'Spilt'
This has by far the most chaotic Horne moments since the Hogan incident
Edit again
@@franksimon8375 excuse me?
I do wish someone had asked key to 'name another' Helena Bonham Carter just to see what would happen.
👆 This is how you play
“How come I remember the category and I’m not in it, and I’m covered in vinegar?” is, when you think about it, not a phrase you hear everyday. But I’m not surprised and I don’t mind it
Keys genius pitstop in the bedroom on the way to the bathroom had me howling! Best game ever!
a pitstop so good they should call him Penelope
The reveal that they were all in the same house made me far happier than it should have.
Early game: why is Horne in his bathtub?
Midgame: why is Horne in *Key's* bathtub?
Lategame: Why is Watto standing next to Horne in Key's bathroom?
oh no you should’ve put a spoiler warning!!
@@Sofia-nc1tu I'm really sorry, but also I'm very happy that people are still watching this for the first time!
I can believe how many times I watched this before realizing Watto is wearing Key's signature shirts.
Some Jockeys matches are sport.... some are performance... but this....
This was art.
This episode really illuminates just how evident it was that only Alex Horne could have been capable of creating Taskmaster. This is the head of a criminal mastermind trapped in the body of a clown. How truly insidious it is that he hides so plainly in sight every episode, performing as a feeble yet affable lackey, while he himself pulls the strings. And even here on No More Jockeys, where regularly he stations himself as some kind of voice of reason. We were all played for fools and he has lured us into the lion's den.
Watching him willingly and of his own volition pour shampoo into his mouth certainly casts a different light on the toothpaste pie and dog food, among other things
Omg..... "The head of a criminal mastermind trapped in the body of a clown" perfect! 🥰🥰
UNESCO are going to be on the blower after that. That game deserves World Heritage status.
😂
...bop bop...
Unescorn mug.
Keys neighbours will also be on the blower after the bellowing in the bath...
I love that Key, in true Taskmaster consultant fashion, has a classic little yellow rubber duckie in his bathtub.
This is the craziest game in NMJ history. Key not playing a first category, Horne out after 1 category then proceeding to have a breakdown in the bath, Watto taking his shirt off, and the reveal that they are all in Key's flat!
And a VAR decision announced 'live' at the beginning. So many firsts (although they did go camping together one time).
Camping was great, too
100% agree, loved every minute of it!
When you think about it, it’s really less of a case of Watto taking his shirt off and more of a case of Watto taking Key’s jumper off
It says a lot about this particular episode that I've watched it about 3 times more than any other and yet had entirely forgotten that it starts with 1. Key not giving a category and 2. Horne getting out after ONE CATEGORY, which wouldn't even be POSSIBLE if (1) hadn't happened.
Edit: 3. Key challenges on a category he doesn't know
Alex having a mental breakdown in Tim keys bathtub is exactly what I needed today. Thank you
I genuinely think being sat in a bath, fully clothed, having been eliminated from the game and not having to consider which famous person to choose next is the most relaxed a person can be. I'm envious.
I'd give it 9/10, he lost a relaxing point when he poured vinegar into his own eye
Most relaxed a person can be without a 99 and a flake
The Horne: stir one part vinegar with two parts original source mint. Shake in a bath, serve over tepid beef ravioli and pour directly into eyes.
A litre and a half of Radox to drink
Radox is stock at this point really.
Don't forget a squirt of toothpaste...
love horne's little 'settle down?' dig early on. set the tone. fantastic NMJ action to follow
The nutcake joke was one of the highlights of the set, I really really didn't mind it.
Having a bout of lockdown nostalgia and watching this again in 2024.
When they tell aliens about human culture, this is what they will show them.
The twist that Alex was in Tim's bath the whole time was, your friend and mine, very welcome
It could be deduced, to be fair, VERY early on considering Watto’s clothing choice and the fact Horne looked very new to the room and nit knowing what stuff was etc
Not only was the reveal that horne was in keys bath a welcome shyamalan-esque twist, but it put the earlier 1 and a half bottles of radox and toothpaste debacle in a whole new light
dammit guys don't put spoilers as the top comment
Kudos to Tim Key, hey didn’t even bat an eyelid when Horne started emptying his toiletries 😂 plus he proved what a legend he was when he brought in the tray of random foodstuffs to be poured into *his own bath*!
You know. I don't like an early outing. However, when that person is located in a bath and as a result of the outing puts condiments in the bath and soap in their mouth I don't mind it. I don't mind it at all
That wasn't soup. That was a melt down.
@@Goosetube12345 hot damn. I meant to say soap
You know what the best thing is, I saw this comment before watching the episode. I still wasn’t prepared for this brilliant madness
"When is a chicken's birthday? " is up there with "Has a ship got curtains?" as one of the strangest questions I've heard.
When you think about it, it's your friend and mine: the chicken and egg scenario.
What about “Does a Spider have a heart?”
We should have all realised this would be nearly 35 minutes of chaos when from the very beginning Key got away with not even playing a category! It was doomed from the start. Best bit of NMJ I've ever seen, and Set 4 throughout has been my favourite set of them all. Really great stuff, chaps.
alex horne, the biggest display of in-game integrity i've ever seen 👏
never mind, just seen the rest of the video
@@ohemgeeorgia hahahahaha
Beginning of the video: Ha! Horne’s in the bath! What fun!
5 minutes in: oh no
10 minutes in: oh no
23 minutes in: OH NO!
Loved the reference to Horne’s beatbox stand-up bit.
Just really enjoying K-9 being described as a "cretin"
Watching this just after hearing Horne's appearance on the Off Menu podcast. If I didn't believe him then about not having taste buds or caring what things taste like, I do now. What a wonderfully crazy show, and I'm just getting into it.
I wish I were you, starting it all over again. Its utter nonsense and I love every second.
Horne is going mad. However, it's hilarious when he's out early and entertains everybody.
Spoilers!
@@NathanaelSmithEdi I know, my own fault for going below the line prematurely. Certainly didn't reduce my enjoyment. Top quality work by Wato, dominating from the outset.
Going?
I have to say. I like this guide on "How to be Alex Horne in the bath, Tim Key in the lounge and Mark Watson in the bedroom". I don't mind it at all.
"I think I'm unlucky but I also think I'm unfucky"-Mark Watson
same tbh
The realization that they're all at Key's place is honestly one of the best twist of all time. Lost my shit.
It's like the end of the first Saw. A mess in the bathroom, a sudden revelation, and the viewer going 'Ooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiii...'
Today, july 30th 2021, I got fully vaxxxed (vaccinated), Received the keys to my new flat, and I witnessed Alex Horne making an absolute shambles of Key's beloved bath (and himself). What a truly glorious day.
I don’t know why Horne did any of the things he did in the episode, but I did enjoy it
This game was so insane we’re not even talking about the crazy discussion of the God category because it’s completely overshadowed by Horne in a bathtub fully clothed covered in vinegar and ravioli.
Good point. I think they handled it perfectly and in fact the whole game was true to both the rules and spirit of the game.
Alex Horne making himself into George's Marvellous Medicine is not something I thought I would ever see, haha!
Honestly, I'm gonna have to watch this again because all I did this first time was watch Horne's drunk self and think, "Oh God, someone's gonna have to clean all that up."
I did think at the beginning of the video that the bathroom looked a bit odd for the home of TV personality and Buckinghamshire pile owner Alex Horne
33:36 "Well, I'll take nature's photo" is one of the funniest lines I've heard on this show.
I never would’ve guessed a man pouring vinegar into his eyes would be so entertaining.
Yup I took in my stride until Key lost it and then I was similarly gone.
I heard rumors of the chaos of this ep and have been saving it for a proverbial rainy day. So glad I did, it's my new favorite of all time and made me cry-laugh when I really needed it! Thanks lads.
I’ve just had to rewatch this episode to confirm I didn’t dream it.
BEST. EPISODE. EVER. OVER.
Horne absolutely living his best life here. I can't stop laughing 😆
Imagine if this was the game after the Lost Episode. We'd all be like "what the hell happened last time..."
Thank god this episode wasn't lost
The great thing of being behind as much as i am at the moment is that i now have amazing meal-time videos to watch. This is my 2nd favourite episode, after the camping episode where Key drove Alex his car (that was so gloriously funny). Bathtime with Alex is amazing and i would watch this every week if i could! At first i thought 'Oh that's nice, Mark bought the same jumper I've seem Tim wear in the past. Then i thought 'Oh that's nice, Alex isn't home, he's in a flat somewhere.' And then it dawned on me you guys were together lol. Great episode guys, superb subtitles as always. Much love!
I can't decide who had the most difficult job with this one Haiminh or whoever had to clean the tub. What an amazing game, just brilliant. 👏👏👏
When you really stop and think about it, this is the greatest game of No More Jockeys ever.
Can't wait for this to get big. This is one of the ones that definitely feels like we're experiencing the show's innocence before the influx of BTLs.
I love that the incredible situation of Horne going out after one category is barely being mentioned down here. Shows how insane this one was lol
absolute madness in the first 10 minutes. A play without a category, a round 1 exit - this is truly one for the history books
"This could be an early bath for Horne" 👏👏
27:10 the absolute pinnacle of this episode
Great episode. 😂
Absolute carnage, and Alex bordered on 'mental patient at bath time', but 35 minutes of just pure light hearted fun and that's why I love No More Jockeys so much.
Huge thanks to Tim, Mark and Alex for bringing this beautifully mad half hour into our lives every week. 🤗
Horne is brave, using his phone above the bath like that
As Sara Pascoe said once "I'm starting to wonder if we should be laughing at Paul", I wonder if we should be worried about Alex. Then again, when you think about it, even if the rules were flagrantly flouted, this was the most bonkersly brilliant game ever, and I don't mind it one bit. Thanks lads!! (And Key's flat is the perfect fit, innit?)
All I can think is how cute it is that you guys are having a sleepover!
Or Horne’s wife has had enough of their sh!t! 🤣
@@drwoo6090 If there is a Mrs. Key he's kept her well hidden :p
Tim once smiled at me at 3:30 in the morning about 9 years ago and I still think about it regularly, so the thought of me not being his wife pains me. :')
@@NoukSilver Don’t give up. One day, just one day!! 😉
Wonderful surprise appearance at the end from your friend and mine, cinnamon stick.
I think I’ll agree on this being the best No More Jockeys episode, actually….. What a time.
from this episode I kinda get an idea what it must have been like when Key lived with Horne
Love the caption at 23:55. "Anne Keothavong - No more items of clothing within a name" - I'll get my Keot!
This video is a gift to humanity.
Just had the worst week of my life. But even while struggling to find joy in anything at the moment, this video made me smile and laugh. Thank you guys, I really needed this.
‘He’s got Buckinghamshire eyes’ is the funniest thing anyone has ever said ever
Unbelievable walk from Key, most those pictures were of only his head.
Tbf of the 4 identifiable ones 3 were sitting, and the old style portraits looked like the posture of someone sat for an old style painted portrait, so it was most likely accurate - but it was ambiguous so usually that keeps the game going. Good sportsmanship from the set leader, probably thanks to Alex's example...
A ring is an item of clothing
I feel like Set 1 Key would have never walked on this.
Key probably just wanted to get it over with and clean up his bathroom before Alex really did rip the shelf off the wall. :D
If nothing else, this episode was a great advertisement for Have I Got News For You.
The sigh at "Horn, there's work here." was lovely.
Alex Horne: "We now try to create the least waste (food etc.) possible whilst filming Taskmaster" - pours half his house into the bath tub.
Well, half of Key's.
“I think Im hallucinating again” -I video call my friend. I had to check I was indeed watching a fully clothed grown man in a bath, blissfully pouring vinegar in his eyes and tea tree oil shampoo in his mouth. “What kind of videos you watch?” -she asked me with scorn.
“The greatest of them all”
Now Key is of course quite a controversial player but sometimes you just can’t argue - best episode ever
Oh my god I'm at the reprieve discussion and just scrolled the comments.. WHAT AM I ABOUT TO WATCH 😂
The best episode of NMJ to date.
In the last week I've showered with that brand of mint shower gel and listened to Horne's episode of Off Menu. Everything makes sense now, this man doesn't understand the concept of 'food'
Thanks for settle this one for the best episode of NMJ, now we can focus on choosing the second place
I think I'd present this episode as Exhibit B in the case of Alex Horne being a masochist (with Exhibit A being all of Taskmaster)
This is either the best or worst episode of NMJ ever, and I honestly can’t tell which.
Worst round of the game best episode of the show
I see definite potential for a "Sitting or standing?" quiz panel show ;)
what an episode. Deserves more than just a like.
Should have used no more tears vinegar
Still reeling from “A is eyes, B is mouth, C is balls”
"I've never seen anything like it in my life."
"You've seen so many things like it."
"Does Bob Mortimer crack an egg into his bath" from WILTY is in the suggested videos XD
At first i was disappointed in Key for forcing Horne to pour in what is ostensibly the Horne family's entire bottle of Radox, and then came the twist.
Absolute utter and unfettered chaos with an Alex Horne having a full breakdown in the best possible way 😄😄😄
No More Jockeys, the Radox episode ⭐️❤️
Tim doesn't seem like he could be more delighted than vinegar eyes gate
i'm not saying that i would pay good money for the uncut version of this game but i'll tell you what: i'm definitely not NOT saying that
It’s awful when you’re trying to have a relaxing bath, and people make you do the work.
In fairness, he was offered the choice not to do the work in the bath and he vigorously declined it, as per his prerogative.
It's awful, but it is lawful.
The chaos involved here is a pleasure to watch
Horne is absurd this episode and I love it
With this being recorded for the purpose of the program, does that mean the Fun Bubbles are now tax-deductible?
This is love and friendship one can only dream of.
I’m less than 12 minutes in and I’m howling with laughter. Just amazing.
Finished it. That’s the one that’ll win the BAFTA.
Hey that's the shirt Alex wore on Cats Does Countdown when they sang the song about Chris Hoy AND when he was on the actual proper Countdown.
I knew something was up when I saw Watto in Key's shirt, but I didn't predict this treat.