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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ค. 2023
- It's been a while since the 3 returned to a main LP of a Mario Party game... This time they take a detour from the numbered entries to a handheld version of the wacky board games. Who will come out on top of the handheld parties?
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Jon getting a Ztar after just getting one taken away is rubbing salt to the wound.
Just imagine if this happened to Poofesure and/or he collabed with TRG and shared Jon’s luck. That would be hilarious!
At least it wasn’t a 2 STAR HEX!!😬😬😳😳
Things like that make this game by far the second-most rude Mario Party in the series (only losing to MP1, which is on a whole 'nother level).
I love it.
The ballad of Salt-On Jon!
And is honestly part of the number one in the eventual top 10
Jon's salt reaches Neon Heights in Kamek's Library
😂😂😂😊😊
Emile broke his curse in Mario Party 7 but he finally broke the Daisy curse almost 5 years later in Mario Party DS
Of course it only happens when he’s not playing her
He lucked the Daisy Curse into reverse! Must have used Curse-Reflection Doll. (Yu-Gi-Oh reference)
Jon’s Descent into Madness Volume 4: Kamek’s Library.
This may bring back memories of Neon Heights from Mario Party 7, when Emile was dominating most of the game, but it also gives Jon PTSD of The Space Dream from Mario Party 5, and a long awaited vengeance of the “Stupidly named mechanic.”
Jon: exists
Kamek: Warp time!
Jon/waluigi: exists
Ai: Steal item!
Someone should create a trolling board for Jon and make it so that it would give him nothing but Ztars😂😂😂
The craziest thing about the -1 Star Hex & the Ztar moment?
That WASN'T the moment that caused Jon to lose his voice
Oh yeah, that was when he got the perfect roll to lose 1 or 2 stars.
@@bobandmrmecaleb5873 no it was when Wario (AI) stole his double dice set not once, but twice, despite Emile and Tim having better items but because the AI prioritizes stealing from the players with higher port numbers first (which Jon was 3 because AI was 4)
It was the start of it though.
Frequent warps, getting Ztars right after losing a Star, and Chuggaa breaking the Daisy Curse. This board had it all.
You can both hear and feel Jon's rage breaking in this stage.
"Twinkle, twinkle little Ztar
I'm pissed off, now this means war!" - ProtonJon (probably)
19:11 It was at this moment that Jon wanted to snap his 3DS in half
You can just feel and prolly taste the saltiness through the screen
Yes, definitely the high point of this LP.
@@alvaroperez2349That, or the 22 stars in one turn
@@lucasknox4871or jinxing himself and losing Two Stars to Emile.
@@alvaroperez2349There’s so many good moments
“VIDEO FEED ENDED”
At last, Kamek’s Library. Truly the TRG experience of all time.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE FINAL BOARD!?!?
@@genzsavedamerica2234 Oh, I definitely have. Honestly this whole playthrough was just an unbelievable experience.
@@connornuttall8991yeah I’ve never seen a game show such hate towards a player
You know, Kamek Spell No. 8 implies the existence of Kamek Spells No. 1-7, and now I'm curious at to what those spells do
It's only 8 and 88 according to the Wiki.
8 Swaps two people, 88 swaps everyone.
Same thing. It just teleports Jon
Spells 1-6 are probably "Give Jon a win", so Kamek avoided using them at all costs.
Spell 7 probably would've crashed their game again.
Same as the first 65 orders from Palpetine in Star Wars.
Emile broke the Daisy Curse in a REALLY brutal way. Poor Jon, man.
This board is called Kamek’s Library because the game reads you like an open book.
If Jon being trapped in Kamek's Warpapalooza wasn't bad enough, next board will reach the climax of his bad luck in the form of Targeted Harassment by -Sophist- Wario
Everybody stole from John because of how the ai was programmed not just wario
Oh I get it! YOU PICK, WAAAAAAAAAARIO!
@@bobandmrmecaleb5873 The Vernation?!
@@bobandmrmecaleb5873I GOTTA WIN.
"I am not good at reality."
Chuggaconroy, 2023.
The salt is about to be overflown next time... AT THE PINBALL MACHINE!!!
Nobody gonna talk about how Jon’s Ztar rage stopped Jon’s recording footage until the second to last turn… and by (un)lucky shot when throwing his 3DS???
Down here, Salt is a way of life.
Man, this game is just throwing the *book* at Jon.
Here's the rainstorm, and the next map will be the monsoon of Protonjon's rage
Poor Jon has to go through the pain he's gone through in this board, luck just wasn't on his side at all.
Luck wasn’t on his side this whole game
This is just the beginning.
IDK which is the better part of this episode: Emile breaking the "Daisy Curse", or Jon winning the "Kamek Star" and getting warped around all the time. LOL
We are one step closer to Jon's breaking point.
After arriving at the library round 4 of this small sized adventure begins. Emile wanting to break the Daisy curse is successful but it seems like he gave the curse to Jon. Kamek however remembers Jon from his LP of Yoshi's Island and decides to mess with him more, giving him the same curse and finally broke him when he got a ztar after losing a star to Emile. While many people thought that was the point when Jon lost his voice, his true breaking point is on the horizon when they face Bowser at his pinball table for the final round.
And here's where Jon's villain arc truly began. Before this, the game just wanted to spread chaos indiscriminately (while also making sure Emile would win); now is when the game decided Jon should never be happy.
Anyway, this board was a fun experience!
For what is supposed to be a library, it's anything but quiet.
Chuggaa battled against his rival/waifu and ultimately bested his curse.
Meanwhile, Jon has his own curse to deal with on this board. Most notably the fact that he is constantly getting warped due to Kamek and getting a hidden block Ztar after losing one of his stars already (I think Kamek put that Ztar there, knowing his malevolent magic).
Welcome to my favorite chapter of Jon's Descent into Madness. I like to call it: The Ballad of Salt-on Jon!!! LOL!!!!
What chapter is the final board called 😂😂
@@genzsavedamerica2234Jon's Lost Sanity (and voice)
Jon: By all means take from my bountiful harvest!
(This is the prelude of another yellow Mario character stealing from Jon again with the snag bag because of him being cursed to be player 3)
Mario Party 3 and 7 weren't mean enough to Jon, DS decides "Let's up the ante!"
23:46 Poor Jon... press F to pay respects for Jon being the most unlucky guy ever.
To be fair though his attitude towards 3 was more about his personal life than the game itself
The first part on Jon biggest salt ever.
Turn 12, Chugga's luck and Jon's misfortune is triggered.
If there is one thing that this board has taught us, aside from that Kamek's books are not worth reading, it also shows that any curse can be broken from both rage, and being the enemy of your enemy.
And it is here that we witness ProtonJon's patience (and sanity) breaking after the Mario Party DS gods decided to strike him down again and again.
On today's exciting episode of GuyTales (Woo-oo!), the McDuck cousins leave the stone statue in the jungle behind and arrive at a spooky library (but unlike that podcast episode, it's not ghostly). After Chuggstone's devastating misread one board earlier, he needs all the reading practice he can get. And because his luck is a gift that keeps on giving, he manages to deflect the Daisy curse towards Proton Don, who's constantly being warped against his will by Kamek, giving him serious Future Dream flashbacks. And to add insult to injury, he loses *two* stars to his lucky rival and *one more* to a Ztar, his subsequent rage even compromising his footage in the process! Meanwhile, Timethry is just having a pleasant time overall, making friends wherever he goes, like the good bean he is.
Next time on GuyTales, Proton Don finds out the hard way that you can't spell "pinball" without all the letters in "pain", as both his misfortune and his rage reach their zenith! It's not the machine that gets *tilted* this time! Stay tuned!
Reminder that most people (myself included) thought that this board was the one that caused Jon to lose his voice.
Then we got told that it _wasn't_ .
At last here It is jon’s anger starts now
Knowing not what he did to incur Kamek's wrath, the man in purple was frequently struck with blighting warp magic throughout the party, and he was robbed by a hidden block Ztar to add further insult to injury. Perhaps a round of Bowser Pinball will help soothe his damaged soul.
It’s not just kamek the game itself just despises him for no reason
Time to hit the books where there's Stars and Ztars a foot.
Of course, everything you need to know is the thumbnail-- which is the first thing you'll see before watching this video. xDDD
Oh. What’s this book? *opens it* Oh! *closes it* It’s Emile doing Daisy on Hard in Faire Square.
…
*opens it again*
this is where the madness has come to claim Jon
You know what's nice about this channel? The end moment where several comments are chosen to be put up. It's also nice to spot the ones you thought were good or your own... and blue boo, but they're on their own tier.
And next time… *all Hell breaks loose.*
And now we have arrived at the board where the game starts to dial up the amount of back luck on Jon.
if the last board or two are what made Jon stop having fun, Then Kameks board is what started shifting that mood into Hatred.
Constantly being warped, losing his items and having them replaced with garbage dice (not to mention not getting reimbursed by it with bonus stars), Missing out on the Star Block spaces.
But God Fucking Damn, Losing 2 Starts in 1 Turn with No indication of the 2nd... That is Just Kicking a Man while He is Down for the fun of it.
Now onto Bowsers Pinball, where Jon is just Going to absolutely Lose it all.
Mario Party hates Jon, and that two star loss proves it.
Just ds and 3 he’s had much better luck in all the other games
The "feck the way" musings from Emile made me think of Jon Mulaney's "The One Thing You Can't Replace" story. You might have seen animatics with this story where the character meant to represent Mulaney says, "And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yell, FECK THE POLICE! FECK THE POLICE! And everyone else joined in..."
I remember what pissed me off is that Jon and Tim were pretty much next and next most of the game but Emile just had insane luck once again
18:55 Losing a star to a hex followed with losing another one via hidden block.
18:54 - 19:23
This has to be the #1 moment of this LP
Kamek must of cursed all of the books, into necromomicons
If Emile hated the Daisy Curse AND Reading, you could chalk up his win to this: "Let the hate flow through you."
Fancy seeing a 4th win in a row for Emile… especialy this game its surprizing
I legit expected a clean sweep from him this time around. It would have just added insult to injury for Jon and it would be Mario Party DS vs Jon AND Tim.
@@KlaviceGavinI was actually glad to see Tim finally get a win after getting screwed in the beginning and Emile didn’t seem to care about losing the sweep
looks like its just like Neon Heights just find the jar with the star in it and oh boy does jon rage a lot even losing 2 stars in 1 turn hopefully he cairns down in the last bord
next time: nope it got worse
19:11 The moment ProtonJon’s luck was doomed!
The gang now enters the eerie, jaw-dropping Kamek's Library, where they open magic jars as well as Jon slowly losing his sanity, due to constant warping from the books and Kamek's magic ball alongside the game basically giving him the middle finger with a hidden Ztar.
It's about to get even crazier at their next and final destination, where they finally track down Bowser and enter his deadliest trap yet...
PINBALL!
Waluigi, the best teleporter, even if he’s forced too
Mario Party DS has gone from messing with Jon to giving him the finger to now slapping him in the face!
And next time, it just outright takes him over its knee and spanks him silly!
With a giant metal spatula!!!
The board where Jon lost ALL his sanity
Round 4 of Jon slowly losing his sanity in this LP….
2:56 oh Mario party certainly balances Jon…you have no idea >:)
TRG In The Land Of Dorky Salesmen Episode 4 Highlights: We open with bad memories of Neon Heights from Mario Party 7 along with some chunky salsa and silly balancing, continue into Jon constantly getting hit with Kamek Spell No. 8 along with getting a Ztar from a hidden block immediately after losing a Star to Emile, and end with 2 Emile vs Daisy duels that ultimately mean nothing (Also the Daisy curse was broken).
Oh boy time for this game to really get to Jon
With the amount of times Emile said “I’m so sorry” to Jon (And even to Tim) makes me think he could be a good host for Who Wants to be a Millionaire? As that’s what the woman says when a contestant fails to answer a question.
Seriously, though, I’m definitely more of a Chuggaaconroy fan than I am of ProtonJon or NintendoCapriSun, but still, watching all this play out hurt. I’m kinda happy for Emile, but man the game just shat on Jon the whole way through.
Consider it karma for 4,5 and 6
Number one on the vote is gonna be either the Ztar or Jon constantly warping. No other competition.
How about his angry rant on the final board
Jon's usual Kryptonite, luck, utterly proceeds to kick his buttowski ten ways to Sunday. And to make matters worse, Jon loses two Stars via the combination of a Hex and the third Hidden Shadow of the LP. Emile finally overcomes his issues regarding an orange-haired desert princess in a yellow-and-orange gown and orange high heels. And Tim's just being Tim, as usual.
Next time, it's pinball time as the Guys try to avoid Zero Flames, typical AI shenanigans, and see if they can go 2-for-2 in stopping a sweep by one player in the final board.
Where the divorce turned out to be more amicable than we thought
kamek: Gentleman. behold. SALT!!! so i can insert at proton jon!!!!
15:07 Bro. Waluigi is so tall, you can see his hat poking out the pipe!
it is coming
John Losing 2 stars in one turn, and him getting Repeatedly getting Teleported by Kamek(excluding one time)
Helpful tip, on this board the star is always in the same pot (kinda). During this session, the camera always panned to the star FIRST. Meaning they all technically could've find the star without opening all the jars.
board's stil shit tho
The day Jon’s luck backfired
*Hear that sound?*
That's the sound of a soul dying...
Ah yes, the board where they mention my favorite game of all time
Jon's Villain Arc Chapter 4: Kamek and Emile Hex team up!
Thank you Andrew for the LP
Jon finally went to a library to learn how to read.
Needless to say, he didn't learn enough to stop playing Mario Party DS.
Funny enough, someone made a big video called "Ballad of Protonjon". And it was really funny.
Kamek's Library is the best islands board in the series.
And thus begins Jon's descent into madness. I'm baffled this game is able to cuck its players as hard as it does, yet lets Emile finally break free of his waifu's luck hampering.
Fun Fact: Kamek has another spell! It's number 88 and it gives you the 1-5 dice still but it swaps EVERYONES spots
Poor Jon! This board really screwed him over, but even this was nothing compared to what's coming up next.
18:55 19:11 same space and turn wow 20:09 21:22 best princess does it again
Oh, poor Jon. How cruel. This game can slap you in the face while you’re down. And with Jon’s luck, it multiplied by ten.
Two stars taken away in one turn. Poor ProtonJon.
Jon's awful luck in this level had better be in the Top 10 video
Mario Party DS is making up for all the GameCube Mario Party games that raked Emile over the coals. Shame they're raking Jon over the coals instead.
The peak of the storm has arrived.
17:22
I felt so bad about Jon losing the recording
Well Emile got rid of his Daisy curse finally!!
And all it took was giving Jon a curse as well 🤣
Ever got the feeling, the universe hates you? Next time, Jon will finally know it.
Ouch... The moment when Jon got curbstomped.
Emile being selfish only showing him playing the games
🤔
31:24