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Already sub with bell on. Now to my comment! Normal heterosexual guy: Yeah nah I'm never going to the bathroom with other guys. I'm allergic to other male genitalia. If that's the only kind of bathroom present I'm just gonna hold it or piss on a tree.
I think this guy is slightly exaggerating it. I don't stand in front of a urinal directly next to another dude if I don't have to. But if I have to it's not really a big deal. I'm slightly more annoyed if I get the little person urinal. I don't really have an answer for why 😂 I just don't want the child's urinal. The worst is actually when you have some old guy groaning and moaning when he's letting it rip. That's always weird and uncomfortable.
I don't, my choice is always either right next to someone to make it awkward if they are the only one there, or just to take the shortest one incase someone vertically challenged come in right after me. Also stare them right in the eyes and assert dominance when you pee.
She is interested because she's never thought about it because they're not to think about you just go take a pee she probably can't believe the ignorance and the thought processing of it
@@LindseyDisney they use to have those, but they removed them a decade ago in most bathrooms. Now all we can do it stare at the wall to avoid accidental peeks 😵
This is 100% accurate but usually you don't "think" about it, you just instinctively move to the correct spot. Like water taking the shortest route down.
Yes! Women don't realize that this is what us straight men do. I believe normal gay men respect the urinal rules. If a family member is going pee, you wait for them to finish before you go.
Do you mean: "No matter how you jiggle No matter how you dance; The last few drops will always end up Right inside your pants."? If so, there's a solution: "So grab some paperproduct, To give your tip a squeeze. So when you zip you don't end up with urine to your knees."
@@alfredo2506 yeah, to simplify that choice I always take a step backwards first. Then it doesn’t matter as much Which way you turn it’s more about Is anyone in your path on one side or the other. 🤗
The other rule is 100% no talking. Ever. A men's room is silent as the grave. If you do have to communicate something, it is done in silence with a series of head nods and facial expressions.
It’s either that or a complete shit show. I was in New Orleans at Bourbon St bar and there weren’t separate urinals but a single trough. One guy came in, went next to his friend and said “is that all you’re working with?” Everyone else in there started dying laughing
At my church, the ladies room is where all the old ladies gossip and me and my friends talk about how “Helen’s high heels made her skirt WAY too short”
@@DracoPadilla ah yes. Cause using the word instinct automatically means he copied someone. No way you cared this much that you go out of your way to look for these comments and reply.
I did this test a while ago with my wife looking over my shoulder, and she was astounded I could get all the answers right and she didn't even know it's a question.
Not all men. The number of men i have had stand at the urinal right mext to mine, when all the rest are empty, and then start talking to me is insane. I can't fathom how they don't understand that you don't talk to a guy who has his dick in his hand especially when you also have your dick in your hand.
I'm a girl and I agree with y'all, going to the bathroom with others is the worst. I needed to use the bathroom and so some girl I barely know followed me and hovered outside the stall bc "we should go together!!"
@@hassanakhter6120 Ok what? That's just disturbing, I've been right next to other men at the urinal and comparing sizes has never been on my mind, I mostly think about how much better I feel to be emptying my bladder, sometimes I think about the splash from the urinal and sometimes I think about the disgustingness and the nonsense of people not flushing before they leave because anyone can just come by and scoop up their urine and frame them for crimes.
@@Meithighs Hello my fellow tall person, we are about same height( I’m a little taller than you tho, I’m 6’5). This is a random question, but do you also suffer from having gigantic feet like me?
Just take the open leftside, so you can oiss holding with your right hand without someone there. It's less than ideal but not that big of deal... like when pissing at a trough
@@lucascunningham242exactly what I was gonna say. Plus, if at a packed sports game, you can always yell “stop meat gazing” at the guy next to you. It’s even funnier if the guy is your friend. Always gets a big laugh.
Lol this is so true. I usually wait so that I'm not next to anyone, and when someone takes the middle of the three urinals, me and another few guys just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do.
This is spot on, we’re never taught this you just grow up knowing. And if you have to stand next to someone, you turn your head away from them, or if you’re flanked, you look dead ahead at a spot on the wall 5” higher than your eyes.
Why do men think they're special? As a woman I would instinctively not go into a stall right next to an occupied stall, if there are other stalls available. Again, just instinct. (Also there's a chance that Dylan Mulvaney could be in there.)
@Fenwick Chick Lucky you have individual stalls. Try doing your biz, standing up, holding your pants up, getting jostled by some random dude(s). Much more enjoyable in winter, with all those extra layers. He didn't mention two other considerations: keep grip side free if possible, and if have to wedge in, try to do it next to narrowest dude(s).
It’s called the “bro code”. You never stand next to another man while pissing unless it’s an emergency or you’re at a ballpark and there’s a thousand guys waiting.
I went to an event one time, forget if it was a ballgame or a concert…but there was a huge line and there wasn’t any urinals, just a big trough to piss in. It was one of the weirdest/worst experiences of my life, cause there were so many people waiting to pee that each position of the trough had a line in the restroom. Shudder.
He forgot to mention that if a guy in front of you walks up to a urinal, that factors into the decision, because he will most likely take longer to finish than anyone next to him.
@@jaidenbrinkI’ll take that over other countries I’ve been to. China has theirs bolted on the floor. Can’t imagine we swap our bathroom format with them, where everyone’s 🍆 is out like knights at the round table. Or someone misses and causes someone to slip.
But the “thinking” is instantaneous. It doesn’t require sitting back and calculating. It does happen, but manhood figures this equation with toxic speed and accuracy.
There’s a video by Aba & Preach with them commenting on a video by a transman complaining about not knowing how lonely life is for men. She talks about it being normal for women to talk in the rest room. Not so for men…💀💀💀
@@Inklow the worst thing you can step in near a urinal is pis or gum and you can see it from a mile away but the most common thing you can step in/on near a toilet is shit and a used needle
Yeah women would think the same thing if they were in the same situation. How many people use self serve machines so they don't have to interact with people? And people will go for ones that aren't close to each other unless they don't have any other option. So it's not just a going to the toilet thing.
My papaw had a game like this on his work computer growing up and I played it all the time and now I cannot think of anything else whenever I go into the bathroom. In the game if you chose the wrong one the people would turn around and beat you up.
Makes me think of people who've had a sex change and have to deal with what men have been dealing with and end up next to someone trying to talk to them 😂
Yes this is 101% true and every guy has experienced being at the line alone when an old dude comes in, has the whole line available, and goes to the one right by you
maybe to "clear" this, my grandpa once told me about it and he was like "you start the line, so u need to go with it" so if you are the first urinal, the second man takes the next, so the line of urinals fill from first to last and so on, its totally weird for me cause i also think about it like in the video but still i think its plausible if some think differently (especially older gens)
@@xgamez5698 i mean, women usually pee in those stalls with pre-made, 7 foot walls with doors that has locks. while men are pretty much out in the open with no barriers (if there is, then they would be just 2 feet tall and 7 inches wide; and not touchig the floor)
It's a polite thing. You are at your most "vulnerable" when going to the bathroom. So we all have this intrinsic formula to either make it the most "comfortable".
@@StacheOperator I am certain most people aren't a fan of being screamed at, being asked to roll in the dirt and dust all day long or get the shit beaten out of their bodies (or end up with that classic vet life yk) so yea you might not care, most people kinda do though
@d h I didn't even look at the comments. Look at the comments now though. We're all saying the same thing lmao. Destroy your inner Beta, d h. Embrace your inner Sigma, and disregard petty shit nobody cares about king. 👑
@@siouxsiexymox6594 no, she’s not, she just works for his company and happens to look exactly like him… really weird coincidence and I thought they were related at first too but I was wrong!
The bad thing is... there are some men who don't give a f*** about this... THEY WILL EVEN TRY TO LOOK AT YOU, OR YOUR SHIT!... That is when shit becomes scary... Moreso if you are a kid... 💀
It's soooo weird....I keep forgetting that this is an actual reality for men. I know it's completely normal but as a woman I can't wrap my head around it 😂
Favorite man bathroom thing. You stop the conversation, mid-sentence. Do your thing. Then continue where you left off when you get to the sink. No one questions it.
Recently, I went in a public bathroom and was absolutely appalled by the fact that there were only two urinals, so you had no choice but to go shoulder to shoulder. It was unacceptable.
@@joda3615 I wasn't actually serious. It's just something I've thought of as a little bit of cathartic fantasy whenever I have to wait despite there being open urinals that I'm to tall to use.
This is totally true. One of the most common reason why you might notice 2 people side by side. Is if it’s a older family member or guardian and a younger one.
Usually it’s because it was full and people entered into which spot became empty, but then as it clears up you may see 2 or 3 people all to one side by randomness.
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Yes 100% it's weird af at an event I wait till I go home cause fuck being that close
Yes 100 percent
Already sub with bell on. Now to my comment!
Normal heterosexual guy: Yeah nah I'm never going to the bathroom with other guys. I'm allergic to other male genitalia. If that's the only kind of bathroom present I'm just gonna hold it or piss on a tree.
@@skotttownzend5170 I would be go to the loo within a flash
I think this guy is slightly exaggerating it. I don't stand in front of a urinal directly next to another dude if I don't have to. But if I have to it's not really a big deal. I'm slightly more annoyed if I get the little person urinal. I don't really have an answer for why 😂 I just don't want the child's urinal. The worst is actually when you have some old guy groaning and moaning when he's letting it rip. That's always weird and uncomfortable.
There's no thinking involved, it's just instinct.
EXACTLY.
Yep
No thoughts, head empty.
The universe guides me to the correct urinal.
@@brucemaximus3797 Amen to that
Ong
Every man will answer exactly as this man has done.
I don't, my choice is always either right next to someone to make it awkward if they are the only one there, or just to take the shortest one incase someone vertically challenged come in right after me.
Also stare them right in the eyes and assert dominance when you pee.
@@asymsolutions This is the true sigma male response. Pee in close proximity to assert your dominance.
Nah I just pee mindlessly.
Apart from the first one, no need to go all the way to the right, as long as there is at least one person gap then all good
Actually m one of those ppl who would go to the stall on the last one
We aren't taught this. It's just instinct
100%
That's fax, no printer
She has the same turtle beach headset as me
damn thanls god im not the only one who thinks all that no one teach me that too
Yes
I love how she's genuinely interested in this 😂
She is interested because she's never thought about it because they're not to think about you just go take a pee she probably can't believe the ignorance and the thought processing of it
Yeah its super endearing!!
MAKE ME SO PROUD THAT HOW STRAIGHT WE MEN R 🗿
As a male viewer I can certify that this is 100% accurate.
Brett and everyone involved in this channel and the viewers are all men, were all sick cants if we want to be brah, we all got a bit of zyzz in us
I can confirm that the last 3 you simply wait for an opening
Yup
Maybe they should put separators in between the urinals.
@@LindseyDisney they use to have those, but they removed them a decade ago in most bathrooms. Now all we can do it stare at the wall to avoid accidental peeks 😵
That last one is a, "Nevermind imma use the bathroom stalls."
Legittt
This is the only correct answer for any stage past level 1
@@Leftistsareevil fr
I use the toilet to pee as a male. I literally can not pee under the "pressure" of someone next to me. It doesn't happen
Nah it’s ahh yeah
This is 100% accurate but usually you don't "think" about it, you just instinctively move to the correct spot. Like water taking the shortest route down.
Exactly
@Len Zert lies there’s always that one guy who’s apparently never learned this skill and goes right next to you
@@rhuet40 so true
Truth
Couldn't have said it better
You'd think that men actually have to think about this but no. Its more like preprogrammed lol.
100% true this is EXACTLY what i think about as a guy.
Fr
On god
Me too dude 😂
Same here
It’s coded in our dna 😂
That last one is a, "nevermind I don't actually need to go"
**Oh great the stall opened up..😅**
And the fourth too.
Fr lol
Or You’re gay
I just wait till fuckers are done
When there are dividers, the rules still apply
Yes! Women don't realize that this is what us straight men do. I believe normal gay men respect the urinal rules. If a family member is going pee, you wait for them to finish before you go.
Right cus its not about seeing anything, it's just about how close you are to someone when peeing
I'm confused, I thought today's ladies room had urinals? For those "LADIES" who still stand to piss.
@@jameswest9261it's for their sons lol
Yup
lvl 5 you hold it until somebody leaves
Yup...just two minutes...hold on 😅
That's not level 5. That's the training level. That's a child's tactic.
Exactly. I’m not a man but I’d do the same.
Or use stall
"Do men actually take this seriously?"
Yes. Yes we do
Yes
Yes
Yep
Definitely agreed
Yes
"Do men really think this way??"
No, we don't think about this, we're built to do it on Ultra Instinct mode.
urinal instinct mode?
@@aengusdedanann181 Very good one lol
@@rymanshroomzorz you said a mouthful 😁
Dragonball Super. Hell yeah.
Some still get it wrong🤦🏾♂️
"Is that something you guys have to actually think about?"
Not really, it's second nature.
shes stupid so she wouldnt know
Indeed
Indeed
Indeed
It is our instinct
We don't learn this. It's pure, mere instinct.
You don't have to have instinct to take a pee real men know this
Bringing up the real topics. The struggles we go through.
This is the Cleveland Show
All this happens subconsciously. Never thought about it before ... but it's true. Even outside I stay a certain distance from others.
the army and military who are killed everyday and get only 1 day and a month thats not even known:
Do you mean:
"No matter how you jiggle
No matter how you dance;
The last few drops will always end up
Right inside your pants."?
If so, there's a solution:
"So grab some paperproduct,
To give your tip a squeeze.
So when you zip you don't end up with urine to your knees."
Stall all the way
*If there's three urinals, there's two urinals.*
or 1
@@AlexEEEE-x7rif someone makes a bad decision then yea
If one dickbag goes for middle, there is 1
@@FunkyLemon bro if the edges are filled you take a stall or wait u never go in the middld
I take the middle
And if you HAVE to pee next to someone there is an unspoken rule. You do not, under any circumstances, look away from the wall in front of you 😐
"keep your eyes up and center".
Eyes up. I don't even want to see any eye contact
Wait... I thought the rule was to make eye contact and smile.
@@ViPro2023 Ah, you mean smile and wink 😂
tf🤣
There’s no thinking, it’s simply mutual respect
Yes. This is Bro Code Etiquette.
I'll also add, "No Talking" and "Eyes forward at all times".
Depends on your job. In the military, we had no issues talking at the urinals.
@@sonorangaming449 also, NO TALKING
HAND COVER......
@@alfredo2506 yeah, to simplify that choice I always take a step backwards first. Then it doesn’t matter as much Which way you turn it’s more about Is anyone in your path on one side or the other. 🤗
And NO SHAKING
The other rule is 100% no talking. Ever. A men's room is silent as the grave. If you do have to communicate something, it is done in silence with a series of head nods and facial expressions.
If a sound is to be uttered, it’s a simple “whew!” to acknowledge that someone really stank it up.
Nah that’s silly, if you hold the door open for me imma say thank you or whatever 😂
It’s either that or a complete shit show. I was in New Orleans at Bourbon St bar and there weren’t separate urinals but a single trough. One guy came in, went next to his friend and said “is that all you’re working with?” Everyone else in there started dying laughing
lol the women's room gets loud especially at schools
At my church, the ladies room is where all the old ladies gossip and me and my friends talk about how “Helen’s high heels made her skirt WAY too short”
He's forgetting the "leave and try again later" option.
Bro 😂
If possible
True. And the ‘obstinately waiting for the stall’ option - even if it appears the guy currently in there has passed out
There's gotta be a tree around somewhere
BINGO
She is so unbelievably adorable actually studying how men think trying to make sense of it😂😂
That last one is an immediate "use the stalls" moment
very true especially when there is only 2 urinals lol
But then you realize all the stalls are being blown up by contractors. Nothing like the morning shits.
And have a nice sit down pee
The last one is for me to wait for one or 2 to leave or go to the stalls if one is available
I wouldn’t even be looking at the urinal if the stalls were open
It's not really a test for men. It's just instinct.
level 4 at the edge is which is closer to the door to run out of the room
It’s just taking the path of least resistance, just like driving a car in traffic.
Men instinct
avoid incident like get some piss from other man
If its available always go to corner
When the bathrooms empty and some dude uses the urinal right next to you
Me: wtf's this guys problem?
Absolutely, bruh moment xd
He wants to see your chin-chin.
People I work with think it’s cool to chat when they pull this.
I assume Meat Gazer and shield appropriately
Lol, yep.
There's a hack, pretend you are calling someone and when someone leaves take their place😂😂😂
1000% accurate. Men everyday make this calculation in less than a second.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 i don’t know why this so funny
As a woman I already knew this but idk how I know 🤨
This is why men are better, no task can't be broken down and explained, and the calculations done quickly and efficiently.
The interesting thing is: no one taught us to do this. We all just figured it out instinctively.
True
Almost guaranteed rooted in elementary school
@@MrMetra101 the place where you learn things by yourself without any teachers or parents
The restrooms i mean
Yes, through intelligence and wisdom 😂
I just realized that, I think it's just experience
As a proud member of the male community, this is a no-brainer, just basic instinct. Social distancing never ends for men.
Damn you tried to steal the top comment too? You all are goofy.
@𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖔 𝕻𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖆 it's still a fact, my g. Now kindly shut up and go complain somewhere else.
@@DracoPadilla ah yes. Cause using the word instinct automatically means he copied someone. No way you cared this much that you go out of your way to look for these comments and reply.
@@DracoPadillano, it's just that it *is* an instinct.
@Eric Lin nah, he just got no friends, so he got nothing better to do
The one dude
"Wow I think your bigger then me" 💀💀
As man, I can confirm that this is 100% true, it's like playing 7d chess
I HAVE AIDS
1 comment
, but where's the comment??? Is it hidden????
Yes but the later stages I would just wait unless I am about to piss my pants tw
Yes about 7ds in the room for sure
Sucks when theres only 6 and its after break or lunch at work.
It's not something that men consciously think about, but it is something that all men intuitively understand.
I did this test a while ago with my wife looking over my shoulder, and
she was astounded I could get all the answers right and she didn't even
know it's a question.
Not all men. The number of men i have had stand at the urinal right mext to mine, when all the rest are empty, and then start talking to me is insane. I can't fathom how they don't understand that you don't talk to a guy who has his dick in his hand especially when you also have your dick in your hand.
Exactly!
Women always have to go to the bathroom as a group. Men want to be as far away from one another as humanly possible. We are not the same
Facts
Why do women have to shìt collectively in a group stall ?
I'm a girl and I agree with y'all, going to the bathroom with others is the worst.
I needed to use the bathroom and so some girl I barely know followed me and hovered outside the stall bc "we should go together!!"
Yeah! because we guys, if we are too close we just start comparing our sizes
@@hassanakhter6120
Ok what? That's just disturbing, I've been right next to other men at the urinal and comparing sizes has never been on my mind, I mostly think about how much better I feel to be emptying my bladder, sometimes I think about the splash from the urinal and sometimes I think about the disgustingness and the nonsense of people not flushing before they leave because anyone can just come by and scoop up their urine and frame them for crimes.
If I was in that lose situation, I would just wait for everybody to leave
It gets more complicated when there's a short urinal, it fucks up the algorithm.
That's funny
I always use the shorter urinals because they're clearly put lower to accommodate the bigger man. 💪🏻
Short urinals mean i piss everywhere... im 6'4 and something goes wrong at this juncture
@@matthewsawford you mean theyre for toddlers
@@Meithighs Hello my fellow tall person, we are about same height( I’m a little taller than you tho, I’m 6’5). This is a random question, but do you also suffer from having gigantic feet like me?
This is accurate af, there’s no awkwardness or anything it’s just about privacy and respect
Exactly.. common sense.
Yes indeed
Even if there are privacy panels, we still do this.
Guys who don't follow this are sus af
@@rumhave9632 of course
"If there are 2 urinals, there's 1 urinal"
-me
If there 5 theres actually 2 or 3
Unless there is a good divider(s) there is only a fraction of the amount of urinals
"If there are 100 urinals, there are 50 urinals"
The schools 3 urinal setup it something else, don't wanna be caught lacking in the gay one
If theres no urinals pee in the toilet
All guys know the right answer across globe
The last one is called checkmate
Go to stall
Actually played a flash game version of this and the answer for one level was to click the door and leave.
Just take the open leftside, so you can oiss holding with your right hand without someone there. It's less than ideal but not that big of deal... like when pissing at a trough
Go wash hands and hopefully the right combination forms.
It's called "instinctual respect" for yourself & your fellow man. Nuff said.
Honestly, give yourself one urinal in between, can’t go wrong
So that's why they always felt like it was ok to stand next to me or comment on my privates. Guess it was gender affirming all along lol
Also no eye contact, you look straight ahead. No talking but whistling is fine.
No. Absolute Silence. The whistler is a distraction.
No talking? I can tell you've never been out to a bar in your life.
I would say just pee and get out. I dont want to breath that toxic air any longer than i have to. I wouldnt whistle
@@Guitarisforgrins I can tell you've never been to the internet before.
@@willek1335 Oh really? How's that exactly?
Nobody gets cold-shouldered harder than the man beside you at the urinal.
Fact!
Level 5: wait until someone is done
Nah that’s a beta move. Real men grit their teeth and rub shoulders if they have no other choice.
@@lucascunningham242exactly what I was gonna say. Plus, if at a packed sports game, you can always yell “stop meat gazing” at the guy next to you. It’s even funnier if the guy is your friend. Always gets a big laugh.
Or go into a cabin 😊
it doesnt even indicate if stalls are available.... questionerre results prove inconclusive yet again
@@tdawg6877 dont say that, some may take it the wrong way as flirting 😂😂
Is that how it works? Yes
Do we think about it? No
👍
It’s like breathing it just happens 😂
@@Reeedit-d2gyou right lol
W comment
this!
*There are three urinals*
Insane guy: *goes in the middle*
Next guy: “Oh that son of a-“
Lol this is so true. I usually wait so that I'm not next to anyone, and when someone takes the middle of the three urinals, me and another few guys just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do.
*asserts dominance by taking middle*
Yeah if the urinals are full I just use the toilet
Yea we do lol
Lmfao
This is spot on, we’re never taught this you just grow up knowing. And if you have to stand next to someone, you turn your head away from them, or if you’re flanked, you look dead ahead at a spot on the wall 5” higher than your eyes.
"Is that something you guys have to actually think about?"
No, everything was already calculated the moment we enter the restroom.
🤣😂🤣
Facts
It's called instinct
Why do men think they're special? As a woman I would instinctively not go into a stall right next to an occupied stall, if there are other stalls available. Again, just instinct. (Also there's a chance that Dylan Mulvaney could be in there.)
@Fenwick Chick Lucky you have individual stalls. Try doing your biz, standing up, holding your pants up, getting jostled by some random dude(s). Much more enjoyable in winter, with all those extra layers. He didn't mention two other considerations: keep grip side free if possible, and if have to wedge in, try to do it next to narrowest dude(s).
Always stare at the person next to you to establish dominance.
XD
o god 👀
Lmao XD
🤣 That's creepy, just do yours and go wash yer hands and fck off from the room
I hate u creeps.
I find that the best thing to do is always go in the middle, and then call my mom on the phone and put her on speaker.
Very real, the other rule is no verbal communication whatsoever.
Yes. It irritates me when men don't follow urinal etiquette. You always wonder what happened in there life to lead them in that misguided direction.
One time a guy farted next to me and i said "gesuntdheit" and he thanked me
I feel that words are only acceptable at the sink, post movement
Definitely no eye contact
I only talk when someone looks really uncomfortable just to really layer on the awkwardness
It’s called the “bro code”. You never stand next to another man while pissing unless it’s an emergency or you’re at a ballpark and there’s a thousand guys waiting.
I went to an event one time, forget if it was a ballgame or a concert…but there was a huge line and there wasn’t any urinals, just a big trough to piss in. It was one of the weirdest/worst experiences of my life, cause there were so many people waiting to pee that each position of the trough had a line in the restroom. Shudder.
@@jaidenbrinkI was just going to say the trough. The last time I used one, I swore I pissed all over myself but apparently not.
He forgot to mention that if a guy in front of you walks up to a urinal, that factors into the decision, because he will most likely take longer to finish than anyone next to him.
@@jaidenbrinkI’ll take that over other countries I’ve been to. China has theirs bolted on the floor. Can’t imagine we swap our bathroom format with them, where everyone’s 🍆 is out like knights at the round table. Or someone misses and causes someone to slip.
@@jaidenbrinksoilder field or wrigley?
But the “thinking” is instantaneous. It doesn’t require sitting back and calculating. It does happen, but manhood figures this equation with toxic speed and accuracy.
Toxic speed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 great comment
Yo facts, Idk who taught me it just happened
What’s toxic about it? It’s just about our general need for privacy when being exposed and being respectful for someone else’s privacy.
@@williamcooper8599 i think he meant it like toxic speed = lightning fast.. not that it's something toxic :)
@@williamcooper8599 toxic because we are men and men are ‘toxic’ at this moment in time. According to the left.
I usually wait for people to go if there is no urinal without someone next to
Also don't talk to me. It's bad enough I'm in a public restroom
Once had a guy next to me introduce himself and TRY TO SHAKE MY HAND! I just looked at his hand and said, "DUDE, NO!"
@jamesdalton3082 Haha, he was trolling.
Hi, how you doing. How's it hanging.
😂😂😂@@timesthree5757
There’s a video by Aba & Preach with them commenting on a video by a transman complaining about not knowing how lonely life is for men. She talks about it being normal for women to talk in the rest room. Not so for men…💀💀💀
Level 100: "Piss on the biggest guy to establish dominance."
Power move
damn bro im gonna try this so I can become an alpha
Consciousness Level 0 achieved after biggest guy turns around.
Risky move if they're into it.
This caught me off gaurd hahah I was reading it so casually then bam! biggest guy, dominance
“Is that actually something you guys actually have to think about?”
Yes.
No. It comes up almost naturally
Nah I just use a regular toilet. Unirals disgust me for some reason
No you don't have to think about it it's just natural
Lmfao c'mon now, us men don't think, we simply *feel*
@@Inklow the worst thing you can step in near a urinal is pis or gum and you can see it from a mile away but the most common thing you can step in/on near a toilet is shit and a used needle
se don’t think, patterns emerge
When there’s a level 5 situation, switch to the stall for maximum privacy.
But people think you’re taking a shit in a public bathroom which is maximum persecution lol
@@roberthastings5969 who gives a sh*t
@@roberthastings5969 I don’t care lol
@@firefightszz fair lmao
I do that shit too.
Imagine as a girl, there are toilets with no walls, that are within inches of one another. You would 100% have the same thoughts
Yeah women would think the same thing if they were in the same situation.
How many people use self serve machines so they don't have to interact with people? And people will go for ones that aren't close to each other unless they don't have any other option. So it's not just a going to the toilet thing.
yeah
this women is just reinforcing difference between men and women, totally unnecessary 😢
@@yurimaximus6528 WomAn* Just as it is MAN=singular, MEN=Plural it's woMAN=singular, woMEN=plural.
Ikr I thought that it’s like not that hard to put yourself in the shoes of the guys lol
Level 5: *go's to the stall locked the door and pee in the toilet*
Ah yes...this is it
Yes
Stall etiquette around here seems to be that you don’t need to worry about the toilet. The floor is fine.
I do that in every Level
@@Nick-Bel same i don’t feel comfortable in those urinals
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The collab I never knew I needed😂
Level 5 is definitely a “Yeah I’ll come back later”
Use the stall
@@dfor it don’t feel right💀
yup. look for a stall.
Or wash your hands and hope one clears out
Exactly 💀
“Do men really think this way?” Yes, yes we do.
We don't think. This is our subconscious choosing
Yep
Just to clarify. A man is a human with a penis.
All of us men already have an unspoken agreement and understanding. We already shook on it
shook on it with one hand while the other hand holding the pen-fifteen
Yes agreed
I think some men have broken that agreement by going next to someone when all the other spots are open
… with your hands… right?… right?!?
@@heythanksforcheckinginimst8323 Don’t worry about it, they shook on it
The higher levels are actually trick questions because what you ACTUALLY do is either wait outside, or pee outside.
This is 100% accurate lol, sometimes if it’s too crowded you have to use a stall, even with open urinals 😂
Lol , true 😂
I would use the floor drain before I use a urinal adjacent to one already in use
My papaw had a game like this on his work computer growing up and I played it all the time and now I cannot think of anything else whenever I go into the bathroom. In the game if you chose the wrong one the people would turn around and beat you up.
That! The very last one you just go to a stall or wait and see who finishes and take there spot lol
Damn Skippy
And if someone fails in their calculations, we all know who's the worst man in the room.
Makes me think of people who've had a sex change and have to deal with what men have been dealing with and end up next to someone trying to talk to them 😂
Yes
@@theshanamaster
Me: Yo, I came in here to pee, not have a conversation, my guy 😂
Are they even male?🤔
Homo suspicion points assesed.
Her: "He's probably out cheating on me again"
Him:
😆😆😆
"again?" 🤔
@@rainynight02 “AGAIN”
@@Neotheaterr
Doubt it
Again?
Instinct. We typically don't talk either, it's not a social event. 😶
Yes this is 101% true and every guy has experienced being at the line alone when an old dude comes in, has the whole line available, and goes to the one right by you
This, unfortunately, is very accurate
how has this exact thing happened to almost everyone
old men must be scared of me, I've yet to get that lucky. Though usually I prefer the stall with the closed door and you can fight over urnial cakes.
@@robertstutesman7764 Guess you just aren't handsome enough for the "generic old man"
maybe to "clear" this, my grandpa once told me about it and he was like "you start the line, so u need to go with it" so if you are the first urinal, the second man takes the next, so the line of urinals fill from first to last and so on, its totally weird for me cause i also think about it like in the video but still i think its plausible if some think differently (especially older gens)
“Being a man must be so easy”- girl
“Well… Not always”- man
This video proved that it is easy for men. For girl -- hm I dont know.
@@xgamez5698 i mean, women usually pee in those stalls with pre-made, 7 foot walls with doors that has locks. while men are pretty much out in the open with no barriers (if there is, then they would be just 2 feet tall and 7 inches wide; and not touchig the floor)
I just find an opening and go
Definitely Not Always, Girls want man to understand them but they don't even try to think whats its Like in our role
@@brixenlang3207 Wait until Brixen hears about the stalls in male toilets
her: "he is probably thinking about other women"
him:
-thinking about other men
YES WE HAVE AND WE MUST BECAUSE NO MEN WANTS TO HAVE A CONVERSATION AND TRYING TO TAKE A PISS
Ye thinking about men
I can't unsee Ben Shapiro but as a girl...I'm going crazy
Yes this is important for us guys
It's a polite thing. You are at your most "vulnerable" when going to the bathroom. So we all have this intrinsic formula to either make it the most "comfortable".
exactly, women dont need to think about it bcs they are not in open space, next to each other when they do it
@@StacheOperator I am certain most people aren't a fan of being screamed at, being asked to roll in the dirt and dust all day long or get the shit beaten out of their bodies (or end up with that classic vet life yk) so yea you might not care, most people kinda do though
If someone is attacking my while I'm taking a piss, the person is just gonna be bathing in Piss.
“iS thIs ReA-“
On behalf of the male community
*yes*
bruh
Yes.
yes
Yes
Yes. there are very intricate rules about urinals
The fact that every man probably answered the exact same way tells you there's something natural about this.
I’m a woman and would have picked the same ones. 😄
@@user-xd6nc6rg7b Congratulations 🎉🎊 You’re a tomboy
It’s the male six sense
@Serenth Crazy, right? Definitely a niche thing. 😄
I guarantee you, not every man answered the same way. I bet you there's a few that answered the opposite on every answer.
This is never taught in school. But learned in school.
“Is that something you guys actually have to think about?”
Yes. Yes it is.
Sadly yes lmao
@@carterlund9503 wym sadly?
No think, instinct.
We think about it so much it doesn't even come to us as a thought, just like walking
Yeah we think about it
There's also the "Do I risk jail time for pissing in a bush?" mentality.
You never piss if there are lights go into the darkness
as a kid, i did this all the time. As an adult ill never do this again
@@matthewleibfred760 Everyone will do it if the need is high enough
@@toddpacker1015 Don't forget to cover/remove reflective clothing (i.e., your VEST).
Also, you a big William Hung fan Todd?
Hell, done it, I say Go for Broke.
“Is that something you actually have to think about?”
its an instinct
Women☕️
@@WonderGirl2 woman*
Yep every single time
"something you guys have to think about?"
No. There's no thinking with this issue. Only instinct.
Some guys I know will walk out of multiple person toilets
As a guy, is it strange that I struggle to piss in school when there’s others in the bathroom, but in bathrooms not in school, it goes out easy peasy?
@d h where?
@d h I didn't even look at the comments. Look at the comments now though. We're all saying the same thing lmao.
Destroy your inner Beta, d h. Embrace your inner Sigma, and disregard petty shit nobody cares about king. 👑
"Men and women are very different"
"You just now realized that?"
@@JRuthless719-Mula she works for Ben’s company, which is funny. She’s a female Ben
@@scionlyfe380 So what you're saying is that she is Ben's daughter ?
@@siouxsiexymox6594 no, she’s not, she just works for his company and happens to look exactly like him… really weird coincidence and I thought they were related at first too but I was wrong!
You didn't have to CUT ME OFF!
@@KurtisTownKult thats why you can say by lookk who have what idea about world xd
Maintain eye-contact, assert dominance.
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Find the biggest one in the room 😂
Pause
Bruh 🤣🤣
The bad thing is... there are some men who don't give a f*** about this... THEY WILL EVEN TRY TO LOOK AT YOU, OR YOUR SHIT!... That is when shit becomes scary... Moreso if you are a kid... 💀
It’s so weird to remember women don’t have to do this.
More like, it's weird to know that men do that lol
Luckily where I'm from men don't do that for religious purposes
@@lana_354 Bruh it's just going to do a wee. No one is looking at others. If you do ur weird lol
That's what Lia said!😂😅😢
It's soooo weird....I keep forgetting that this is an actual reality for men.
I know it's completely normal but as a woman I can't wrap my head around it 😂
We have doors 😅
Roses are red,
I need to make a call,
No matter how many urinals are free,
I'm going to a stall
LMAO bruh
same haha
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If there no stalls
What will you do?
@@BlueBlacy find a different bathroom haha
@@BlueBlacy
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If there are no stalls
Imma hold in my pee or poo
Favorite man bathroom thing. You stop the conversation, mid-sentence. Do your thing. Then continue where you left off when you get to the sink. No one questions it.
Unless you've been drinking, in which case it's acceptable if one of you is at the urinal and the other is in the stall
Talking at the urinal is for alphas
Except there are those heathens that continue it even if you're between them 😡
@@licotto Lmaooo classless
I wish. One of my friends just continues the conversation as I'm trying to pee.
He actually got it wrong on the last one. The last one is
“Fuck it, I’m going to the bushes”
Men have always been practicing social distancing
EXtremely Underrated
This comment is so underrated
Recently, I went in a public bathroom and was absolutely appalled by the fact that there were only two urinals, so you had no choice but to go shoulder to shoulder. It was unacceptable.
In cases like this you have to do the body shift to the opposite side
At that point just go in the stall or wait it out
Feels illegal
You lose - Always use the cubicle or disabled
Mammoth ski resort is worse. You're shoulder to shoulder with people. Literally almost touching.
First rule: take the stall if there is one that isnt empty
ure a menace
I was going to say this, figured I'd find it first haha 🤣
I usually do that lol
Could be seen as Dodgy tho tbf
@@robertrussell2202 Why, because you don't want splatter from a urinal on you?
Same as when walking and speaking with another person, we all need space
“I always go next to people just to intimidate them” - said nobody ever
I stand right behind people while waiting my turn, but only when they are short people using the only urinal that isn't meant for short people.
@@shade0mirth Well that's oddly specific ^^
@@joda3615 I wasn't actually serious. It's just something I've thought of as a little bit of cathartic fantasy whenever I have to wait despite there being open urinals that I'm to tall to use.
Tiny pp power
cuz thats a lose-lose situation
At level 4 you wait till someone leaves
Or use the stall.
Nah, because then somebody comes from behind you and takes the open urinal; they have no shame, just a full bladder.
At lever 4 someone made the wrong move cause now there are 3 usable instead of 4 😂
Agreed
At a certain point you have to just go. Sporting events, for example. There are too many people and a line behind you.
This is totally true. One of the most common reason why you might notice 2 people side by side. Is if it’s a older family member or guardian and a younger one.
Agreed
Nah, I would still need a space in between unless there are dividers between the urinals.
quarsian😂
Usually it’s because it was full and people entered into which spot became empty, but then as it clears up you may see 2 or 3 people all to one side by randomness.
@@sirmintyclackNot with a younger boy (say
For the last level, I'd use a personal tactic of pretending to fix my hair in the bathroom mirror whilst waiting for a space to become vacant.