somehow i guessed it would have Osekkai VA without even knowing about the tag gonna look for this tag carefully from now on because it's so much more fun than regular clips
Or in Asian countries rich parents. Idk about Japan or Korea but hearing stuff from my relatives talking about how it's like back in China is kinda insane. Like people have such unrealistic expectations thats only possible coz it's rich parents lol. Must have a house and car which are not cheap in China in like some of the most expensive areas. Only people that have those are people who got it from their parents lol.
“Your ideal marriage parnter is a man with a flexible mindset” Hmm... maybe I have a chance “but if he’s poor, I don’t want it” Wait for me inthe underworld, Osekkai
@@MrNikovec if that’s the case, why need money if you can get Luck instead? You’ll guaranteed to get what you want every single time. Plus, you can use Luck to create a scenario where you could get money out of nowhere like donations or stumbled one in the streets. Win/Win I’ll say ;).
if you read countless doujins, you do have an idea when a girl wants to be alone with him on the sea shore...yep, it's called public se- I mean peaceful life
All those characteristics mentioned made me think about one thing. If Suisei commits a murder the person is flexible to help her, when she commits a mistake during the murder, the person gently corrects her. Hm, not good.
Me the first 2 min: Osekkai taking notes right now. Me at the ending: Don't worry Osekkai, use that gun to become a hitman so you can marry a psychopath
Your self inserts really make me laugh, I was expecting a gunshot sound at a hilariously timed moment, but I'm glad you didn't pull the trigger. You are the OsekKAI!
“Your ideal marriage partner is a man with a flexible mindset” “but if he’s poor, I don’t want it” Calliope when she sees an increase of deaths by 100%: "What the fuck is going on?"
No one wants to start a relationship with someone who is flat broke, end of the day you should at least be able to look after yourself and have extra cash.
@Grug Crusader Ahhhh not really they just value themselves highly specially when they are young, the older they get the less picky they are unless they have financial success, women have a perceived value that is like a bell curve, it goes up through their late teens and reaches its peak in their 20s and from their 30s on it starts going down, whilst men tend to have a more upwards curve of value, the older and more stablished you are the more value you have as a partner. Also when you are talking what you ideally prefer you always think really high, most guys think of a fantastic combination of traits for their ideal woman that is completely above and beyond any woman, and woman do the same. Love is a funny thing that when you fall in love with someone a lot of shit doesn't really matter anymore because you are in love with them and that matters more than if they fit your ideal to a T. That ideal is mainly a way to narrow down the search for a partner, my ex girlfriend wasn't really my type physically but I still fell in love irregardless of that, she was just someone I fell in love with not even trying to, I was actually trying to get close to her best friend, but I found my ex far more interesting a person than her best friend, because I got to know her well and we were very similar and we honestly cared for one another, things didn't work out but we were each other's first girlfriend and boyfriend respectively.
Your real-life cuts are always so funny, one of the reasons I love your clips
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Choco sensei:So i guess, a mature guy is your type? Sui chan:Yeah,EVEN IF HE’S NOT MATURE IT FINE ok so she really is shotacon.... also i feel the pain when you open that wallet and then “sayonara”
Holy shit Choco's audio is something special. Everyone sounds normal and then I see the rare Choco clip and her voice just melts my brain from the inside. The first 8 seconds of the video hit my brain like an instant blazing inferno.
No, thank YOU for your awesome work, keep it up! I'm glad it was of use Love your VA, mixing IRL shots really spices things up, and I think the way you do it is very tasteful :D
"Flexible mindset, caring, gentle" Oh my! I have a chance! "Even if he's flexible but if he's poor , i don't want it" Osekkai-san can I use the bullets u left in the gun?!
You realise that no one ever finds their ideal person who they would want to date, and it also doesn't mean that the person wouldn't go out/date people who don't fit that description, when a woman says it would be good if he was rich, I am sure a guy would think the same, it would be nice if she was rich, because not having to be worried about financial safety is nice.
I feel like mori is gonna be shocked to see an increase in death this year cause of these two BTW.. Thanks for the behind the scene clip Osekai I think I could relate to that ... I mean I can totally relate to that
OOOOOHHHH BABY. I legit have my workout reason as "what kind of man would suisei like" and this video makes me very happy I'm in the goal closer than I thought! Lmao
Sui-chan: *likes mentally mature guys* "Well, I suppose I DO have a chance!" Sui-chan: *also likes rich guys* "Lads! It's been a wild ride. I'll see you all on the other side."
My Brain: "Money...?" Choco: "A mature and flexible man." My Brain: "Oh... What was I even thinking...?" Choco: "Money, too right?" Suisei: "Money." Me:
intetersting, I just did an MBTI chart for all the girls the other night and found that ENTJ's (suisei and only suisei in hololive) only ideal partner in mbti is INTP. the description here kinda fits
The fact that this video has Osekkai VA tag in it...
You must know how it ends, right?
The story continues th-cam.com/video/nvreAyksOMk/w-d-xo.html
I will have no regrets
Edit: yep, no regrets
My god. You have peaked.
Another reason I love your translation vids 😂
"Please Survive"
somehow i guessed it would have Osekkai VA without even knowing about the tag
gonna look for this tag carefully from now on because it's so much more fun than regular clips
shota + rich is basically 22 years old graduate with 30 years of working experience
Sounds like a follow up isekai, "Reincarnated back into the real world as a rich kid"
Uni students who got their own business is also a choice.
Or in Asian countries rich parents. Idk about Japan or Korea but hearing stuff from my relatives talking about how it's like back in China is kinda insane. Like people have such unrealistic expectations thats only possible coz it's rich parents lol.
Must have a house and car which are not cheap in China in like some of the most expensive areas. Only people that have those are people who got it from their parents lol.
Every single job posting I see
@@calebm9000 Hahaha I know right its like we hiring entry level position require 5 years of min work experience lol.
This Osekkai guy, he is stepping up the content with those out-of-scene cuts. They are hilarious. Thank you for the clip!!
Yea, is always fun haha
Yea
I just subbed for that xD
Entertaining
@@ojougiggle4553 Why are you so deceiving with your name
I though osekkai posted a video named "OUJO GIGGLE" but no it was just your comment -.-
“Your ideal marriage parnter is a man with a flexible mindset”
Hmm... maybe I have a chance
“but if he’s poor, I don’t want it”
Wait for me inthe underworld, Osekkai
if you can afford a computer and the internet you can't be that poor
@@VTuber_Clipp3r But she wants more than just a computer and internet.
If it's suichan you'd probably end up in the underworld either way lol
@@VTuber_Clipp3r she wants all characters in FGO richness
@@MrNikovec if that’s the case, why need money if you can get Luck instead?
You’ll guaranteed to get what you want every single time. Plus, you can use Luck to create a scenario where you could get money out of nowhere like donations or stumbled one in the streets.
Win/Win I’ll say ;).
"The seashore with nobody around"
This feels like a threat
How about seashore with bodies all around? XDDDD
@@aeks-cfaa9556 Technically that counts as nobody alive around so
@@jackabossnd.co.7237 I mean, it did say with "no body"
if you read countless doujins, you do have an idea when a girl wants to be alone with him on the sea shore...yep, it's called public se- I mean peaceful life
@@m54269 Confessing in a room is much easier so they could get right into acti- oh wait, wrong kind of doujin
2:54 I felt that "Ya be" on a spiritual level.
Broke gang together strong.
Let's go to underworld with osekai T_T
@@jdx7502 you going to see Calli I guess?
One of us,one of us,one of us
With our money combined we might have a chance of reaching single digits of wealth
✊😌
"A Shounen with a flexible mindset"
Fixed it for you Sui-chan, no need to thank me :^)
U mean shouta?
@@ZA-Q15 No.
A shota that just became a shonen
One more.... Rich...
**gulp* m-me? Nah, I'll get adult next year so- so I can't right? RIGHT?
Why do i feel chilled when she said seashore with nobody around
Same
Oh.... Right... Oh no...
All those characteristics mentioned made me think about one thing. If Suisei commits a murder the person is flexible to help her, when she commits a mistake during the murder, the person gently corrects her. Hm, not good.
suicopath, that's why
a cold breeze, nothing more
is nornal for beaches
I thought you were going to say "let's rob a bank" after you pulled out that gun.
News Breaking
**Insert**
A guy rob a bank for his waifu
@@kurohanaend6814 😂😂😂😂
POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS*
"If he's poor then I don't want it" Wow so straight-foward and brutal
of course he have to be able to support her Gacha Whaling lol.
They are not virtue signaling western women. And even than their actual preference is good looking guys.
Sasuga Sui-chan
@@piccinini12521nobody was saying that?
@@feloven I was saying that
Damn I felt that "sayonara" at the end😢
Me the first 2 min: Osekkai taking notes right now.
Me at the ending: Don't worry Osekkai, use that gun to become a hitman so you can marry a psychopath
best answer you will be both rich and flexible man to do what it takes to marry suichan haha
Your self inserts really make me laugh, I was expecting a gunshot sound at a hilariously timed moment, but I'm glad you didn't pull the trigger. You are the OsekKAI!
Sui-chan picked seashore because she can conveniently dump the body into the sea
Osekkai: attempts to suicide because he's poor
Also Osekkai: only has a toy gun because he's poor
“Your ideal marriage partner is a man with a flexible mindset”
“but if he’s poor, I don’t want it”
Calliope when she sees an increase of deaths by 100%: "What the fuck is going on?"
No one wants to start a relationship with someone who is flat broke, end of the day you should at least be able to look after yourself and have extra cash.
@@ilo3456 Some of us are students unfortunately, my dude
@@TheFrostedfirefly I am a student too mate but I acknowledge that women do want a sense of stability when picking who to be with.
@Grug Crusader Ahhhh not really they just value themselves highly specially when they are young, the older they get the less picky they are unless they have financial success, women have a perceived value that is like a bell curve, it goes up through their late teens and reaches its peak in their 20s and from their 30s on it starts going down, whilst men tend to have a more upwards curve of value, the older and more stablished you are the more value you have as a partner.
Also when you are talking what you ideally prefer you always think really high, most guys think of a fantastic combination of traits for their ideal woman that is completely above and beyond any woman, and woman do the same.
Love is a funny thing that when you fall in love with someone a lot of shit doesn't really matter anymore because you are in love with them and that matters more than if they fit your ideal to a T.
That ideal is mainly a way to narrow down the search for a partner, my ex girlfriend wasn't really my type physically but I still fell in love irregardless of that, she was just someone I fell in love with not even trying to, I was actually trying to get close to her best friend, but I found my ex far more interesting a person than her best friend, because I got to know her well and we were very similar and we honestly cared for one another, things didn't work out but we were each other's first girlfriend and boyfriend respectively.
Must be able to support her gacha addiction
Oh that would be difficult for many, least of which weebs who already donate regularly.
Choco: Mentally matured
Me: Am out
SuiSei: If he is not mature it's fine
Me: I'm back in
SuiSei: But if he's poor, I don't want it
Me: Am out again
Even if you have the personality that Suisei wants as her ideal marriage partner, you need STACKS of cash in order for her to marry you.
ready to do this job?
Someone’s gotta pay for her gacha rolls
Marrying an idol aint free i guess..
CLaro que si, pero cuando el dinero es el que tiene la ultima palabra, las posibilidades con otras mujeres también aparecen.
A small price to pay
Don't worry, you can still be friends with Fubuki.
"even if he's not mature"
_yeah this is suichan allright_
Your real-life cuts are always so funny, one of the reasons I love your clips
Choco sensei:So i guess, a mature guy is your type?
Sui chan:Yeah,EVEN IF HE’S NOT MATURE IT FINE
ok so she really is shotacon....
also i feel the pain when you open that wallet and then “sayonara”
That went from "he's got to have a flexible mindset" to "he's got to be rich" fast.
Oh that was interesting suisei. You make us happy right now
These skits in the middle elevate the clip ngl
Choco: I like men with money
Welp, time to become a drug lord
Asacoco is a good job m8
Holy shit Choco's audio is something special. Everyone sounds normal and then I see the rare Choco clip and her voice just melts my brain from the inside. The first 8 seconds of the video hit my brain like an instant blazing inferno.
Nooo! Don't kill yourself! You are our translation bitch, we need you. :')
Ossekai getting ready to perform a GTA V bank robbery so he can get that fat wallet and finally have a chance to marry Sui-chan.
2:56 The "ara ara" you didn't know you needed
Was not expecting that zoom out lmao. Nice set up btw
Me: Had my hope up because I picked the same choice as Sui-chan.
Also me after hearing her qualifications: Reality is often disappointing huh...
“Mature man” - Shoot, not old enough to be a called a man
“Fat wallet” - SH*T
I continue to say you make the best Holojokes and memes on TH-cam with your Osekkai VA. You are wonderful and I love the way you talk. :D
Snap back to reality! *heavy breathing, gun shot sound*
Love your vids, really funny and relateable jokes hahah
She quickly reply it doesn't have to be mature man. Sasuga shotaco-
But you have to be rich-
“I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it”
Osekkai is such a legend, I'm never going to forget these videos
No, thank YOU for your awesome work, keep it up! I'm glad it was of use
Love your VA, mixing IRL shots really spices things up, and I think the way you do it is very tasteful :D
Osekkai, I love your little additions to the video, thanks!
Bro the clip at the end with the coin falling out and the gun 😂
You are the first HL clipper I subbed to! Keep up the extra content!
Thankyou for the clip, i had long day today, its really help me^^
This guys voice is so damn funny! The Suisei lewded video gets me every time
3:03 I flinched
Man the way you make these subbed videos with your jokes is really entertaining
My guy, I love your style for translation!! Also, Love ya!!
It's refreshing to see them being open minded with this kind of stuff.
I love to hear more.
I'm so happy I subbed to this channel. Thank you for your hard work!!!
Edit: the cuts are hilarious!!! One of my favorite translation channels!!!
"Flexible mindset, caring, gentle"
Oh my! I have a chance!
"Even if he's flexible but if he's poor , i don't want it"
Osekkai-san can I use the bullets u left in the gun?!
I always love osekkai va videos they always make my day
I really like that POV, hope you do more of those to add in some more sprinkles :)
dude your content is gold
Sui chan kyou mou baba wa kawai
The self-insert part was hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in ages
Gotta love your skits man they always make me laugh
You could always use the gun to rob people instead of **AHEM**
This is amazing LOL! Great skit you made mid video
Well... With this now I ended up subscribing to your channel. You nailed it man!
PS: Maa maa maa maa... SAYONARA
3:03 I'm dying. Thank you forevah.
Man I love the bits with your pov so much lol
i love the scene transitions man
i love the little bits that you add of yourself
at least Osekkai finished the translatio... mad respect, rest in peace my man, you will be remembered
The scene that you added made this 1000 times better lmaooo
Dude adding your reaction was golden 😂
Whenever you pull the camera out and film your screen theres always something really funny coming
Such a man does not exist Sui-chan lmao
You realise that no one ever finds their ideal person who they would want to date, and it also doesn't mean that the person wouldn't go out/date people who don't fit that description, when a woman says it would be good if he was rich, I am sure a guy would think the same, it would be nice if she was rich, because not having to be worried about financial safety is nice.
2:03 - 2:08, this conversation just reveals everything about Suisei
i'm mcloving your irl scenes, osekkai！！ｗｗ
LMAOO THE CAMEO WAS GREAT
Welp I'm die thank you foreva
"The seashore with nobody around"
What she really means: *Assassination*
Oh no OSEKKAI, many hearts broke after this translation 😭😭😭
I feel like mori is gonna be shocked to see an increase in death this year cause of these two
BTW.. Thanks for the behind the scene clip Osekai
I think I could relate to that ... I mean I can totally relate to that
" But if he's poor, I don't want it."
*Ina singing Unravel in the background*
Your extra cuts in these clips just adds to the laughs 😂😂
R.I.P Osekkai....
You will not be forgotten....
T_T
RIP Osekkai, you will be missed.
Asli gw ngakak banget pas part ini 2:45 😂 keren dah clipper yang satu ini👍 terus berkarya osekkai 🔥
I really love the self inserts youre adding, like im poor as well man. Pain peko....
I've never been more heartbroken seeing a man lose all this hope with one sentence.
Keep up the irl cutscenes man its the best thing to stand out from the other clippers.
Osekkai is Suisei's kind of guy....
ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
@@excell211 ...look at the name of the channel that made this video lol
@@excell211 the one that making this video.
"..With nobody around." is basically where you could kill someone and not get caught
OOOOOHHHH BABY. I legit have my workout reason as "what kind of man would suisei like" and this video makes me very happy I'm in the goal closer than I thought! Lmao
I love the outro... sui chan is cute as well today.
“but if he’s poor, I don’t want it” and "If his wallet isn't fat then its no good"
Is enough words to kill myself
That's clip with the guy checking his wallet was great. I didn't expect that
Lol that cut out scene was hilarious my dude.
I'm glad that it isn't just me that find the 'nobody around' part is kinda threatening when it's coming from Suisei.
Sui-chan: *likes mentally mature guys*
"Well, I suppose I DO have a chance!"
Sui-chan: *also likes rich guys*
"Lads! It's been a wild ride. I'll see you all on the other side."
Holy shit that cut in the middle was hilarious 😂
I love the short skits
My Brain: "Money...?"
Choco: "A mature and flexible man."
My Brain: "Oh... What was I even thinking...?"
Choco: "Money, too right?"
Suisei: "Money."
Me:
intetersting, I just did an MBTI chart for all the girls the other night and found that ENTJ's (suisei and only suisei in hololive) only ideal partner in mbti is INTP. the description here kinda fits
I felt a great disturbance in the force...as if a thousand hearts were broken...with an axe
"And as the money in my wallet dwindles, so does my will to live"
- Some guy during the Renaissance probably
Nice video man. いいね。
o7
Salute for another fallen soldier