I can honestly see him lasting til and past Aliens become a thing by basically a combo of STUBBORNNESS and Ascending to become the god of Macochism ffrom all his challenges
Just wait until he discovers the mod community for Minecraft. So many advanced tech mods and magic systems along with much worse mobs to murder you. With his fear of spiders Spiffle will really not like the heat scar spiders. They borrow the slime mechanic of splitting when they die so the massive spider will become 4 medium which each then split into 4 small. Then there are the Fire Bats that explode if they touch you and Nitro Creepers which have a shorter fuse, bigger boom, and are red so they blend in with the netherack.
My favorite mods are: Villague Guards, Project E and any of the available NPC companions. And I refuse to play MC without one of the Tree Chopper mods.
A thousand years later and a galaxy far far away and minecraft STILL doesn't have a modding API. Just a million more mobs that don't drop anything usefl.
thanks for narrating one of my silly scribblings :) and yes, message received, the gun you have on my head shall be appeased, Subnautica and others are on the way. i promise.,
Moar Spiffle!!! The Spiffle stories remind me of Razbuten’s “Gaming For a Non-Gamer” series where he records his wife, fondly called The Lady I Live With, playing games and slowly learning the skills that gamers have developed. This is one of the better recurring stories you have on this channel imo
I can’t get enough of this specific Alien playing our games, if he was real I’d be watching! Side note, me in 2014 to a friend, “Why are you talking about Minecraft? That’s just a little kids game. No one over the age of 12 should be playing that!?” Also me after finding out they had Lego sets at FYE. Proceeds to buy game and log over 1500 hours in one year. I was 26 when I started playing… 👀
@@ICountFrom0 That's why Spifflemonk should play Version 21.18, the update that killed Microsoft. Really funny and more than a reason to forgive the bastion.
I guess a few hundred versions latter Nether Fortresses with the blaze spawners were meged into the Piglin Bastions? Honestly, I'd believe a lot of strange things getting done by m$ over a long enough timeline.
I love these Spifflemonk plays stories. For the Algorithm, May It Allways Favor the Skverrel! For the Author, May He Or She Write MOAR! For the Narrator, May He Allways Provide Us With Excellent Narrations! For the Beard! May It Grow and Gain Sentience!
Proving Humans are cruel by design, I get so much joy when Spifflemonk loses his mind playing our games. Love that Agro puts so much into the characters.
Haha... Golly, brings me back to that pain of losing enchanted full diamond armor and equipment to falling in lava multiple times. Whew. I love Minecraft.
Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, for making me laugh, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
LOLOL! I think Graystillplays was the 1st gaming content creator I ever followed! He's so famous now! Love his Universe Sandbox videos! And I LOVE Minecraft. I was Spiffle for the 1st 3 months of playing. It's nice to know it'll be available for alien recreation sometime in the distant future.
Ive had ahuge stockpile of your videos in a playlist for a while. Finally getting through them and im already inly a nonth out from the new stuff! Progress!
I feel called out... my very first time loading up Minecraft, I didn't know about darkness causing monster spawns, created a kinda-sorta house inside of a hill, and then got killed by a skeleton that had spawned inside.
Spiffy then goes on to discover the Spiffing Brit channel and tears his own hair out at how easy he could have made things for himself in half the games he's played already.
Spiffle's drop rates are modded or cheated.... Two colors of wool from a single sheep totalling 5 blocks? Two ender pearls from a single enderman without Fortune? Bone meal from a skeleton instead of bones? Boi...
@@valtiel2589 I'm making a joke here. The story is fine. Besides, only that far in the future? That would be, what, only two or three updates with Mojang's speed. :P
Hail Spifflemonk the best alien Ytuber! Always looking forward to more of these stories showcasing his shenanigans while playing human games :D "Feck you and feck your sheep!" hahahaha :D
Always like the Spiffle stories. Poor alien guy is so funny trying to learn to play human games. But he shows how many of us feel too.
SPIFFLEMONK plays...
I love this saga❤
I hope the author does a Spiffle plays Crysis
Imagine him discovering games like "Counter-stike" or "Call of Duty"
wait until he play hell diver
Love the call out to Graystillplays.
Same, didn't expect to hear his name in one of these. For Reginald!
Bah, Gray just did that to torture another streamer. Fits him well :D
I can honestly see him lasting til and past Aliens become a thing by basically a combo of STUBBORNNESS and Ascending to become the god of Macochism ffrom all his challenges
Graystillplays ai: ensuring Gray will always still play, no matter what.
I like the idea that he is the first brain in a jar letsplayer.
Spiffle isn't the hero we wanted but he is the hero we needed! From one old gamer to another, i feel your pain man!
We NEED a playlist with all of the Spiffle xeno gaming videos
Soon as I saw the title I immediately clicked while exclaiming "Spifflemonk's back!"
I love the SpiffleMonk stories. The author is so spot on.
I see spiffle going to the padded cells yet again.
Just wait until he discovers the mod community for Minecraft. So many advanced tech mods and magic systems along with much worse mobs to murder you.
With his fear of spiders Spiffle will really not like the heat scar spiders. They borrow the slime mechanic of splitting when they die so the massive spider will become 4 medium which each then split into 4 small.
Then there are the Fire Bats that explode if they touch you and Nitro Creepers which have a shorter fuse, bigger boom, and are red so they blend in with the netherack.
My favorite mods are: Villague Guards, Project E and any of the available NPC companions.
And I refuse to play MC without one of the Tree Chopper mods.
let's not forget that this is the distant future and now modders can do much more with mods than they could before!
A thousand years later and a galaxy far far away and minecraft STILL doesn't have a modding API.
Just a million more mobs that don't drop anything usefl.
thanks for narrating one of my silly scribblings :)
and yes, message received, the gun you have on my head shall be appeased, Subnautica and others are on the way. i promise.,
Huehuehue
i looove the spifflemonk series XD would love hear him play gem craft chasing shadows on steam XD
Maybe have him play Starcraft II as a zerg. Should be a scream as they look quite a bit like spiders. :P
Great character and fun stories - thanks writing it.
Make him play the opening of nier automata on very hard. I would love to see that meltdown.
Will Spifflemonk play any of the Dark Souls games? Just a suggestion, keep up the good shit!
Minecraft is basically a Terraforming sim... I just wonder how many of you out there realized it the first time you played it...
Oh just wait till they realize what Graystillplays does
That's what I thought.
"MORE CARBS"
Moar Spiffle!!!
The Spiffle stories remind me of Razbuten’s “Gaming For a Non-Gamer” series where he records his wife, fondly called The Lady I Live With, playing games and slowly learning the skills that gamers have developed.
This is one of the better recurring stories you have on this channel imo
I love that Raz's signifigant other has now played so much game that she's nolonger "non gamer".
Glad Spifflemonk got to play a more chill game this time. XD
WOOO MORE SPIFFEL LETS PLAYS
Having heard the wails of anguish and the gnashing of teeth from the lads bedroom ......... I understand Spiffle's anguish! ;o)
Well, he beat Minecraft
.
Let's introduce him to RLCraft
:)
Great story; Excellent narration! LOL!!! I thought Spiffle was going to "rage quit" and start a game of solitaire!
This is pure torture to a non-minecraft player...
This is pure torture to MINECRAFT PLAYERS, because of the things that are not QUITE accurate.
I've never played it but I'm enjoying it.
I am SO glad I never fell for the lure of Minecraft! Bring on Toy Blast!
I can’t get enough of this specific Alien playing our games, if he was real I’d be watching! Side note, me in 2014 to a friend, “Why are you talking about Minecraft? That’s just a little kids game. No one over the age of 12 should be playing that!?”
Also me after finding out they had Lego sets at FYE. Proceeds to buy game and log over 1500 hours in one year. I was 26 when I started playing… 👀
BASTION???? That made me unreasonably angry.
Thank you!
i know, im sorry.
@@valtiel2589 What you should be sorry for is whoever sent him a copy of the game with cheated drop rates. :P
I descided to blame Microsoft, lets face it that's a few ... thousands of versions down the line from now... who knows what they did to the game.
@@ICountFrom0 That's why Spifflemonk should play Version 21.18, the update that killed Microsoft. Really funny and more than a reason to forgive the bastion.
@GrayStillPlays Love the shout out. I could see them doing something like this to an Alien Let's Players.
Freck you,
Amd Freck your SHEEP!
Oh, Spiffle, the algorithm loves you.😂
Poor Spiffle! Peace man I feel your pain.
I feel you Spiffle. I was one of the early ones. Figuring shit out in that game was next to impossible. And ive been playing ever since.
Spiffle is so wholesome
At least Spiffle didn't get dragged off to the funny farm this time. :P
Spiffle scores another one for DA SKWERL!
I guess a few hundred versions latter Nether Fortresses with the blaze spawners were meged into the Piglin Bastions? Honestly, I'd believe a lot of strange things getting done by m$ over a long enough timeline.
Gray 💯
If he thinks sheep are scary then he should see the typical fate of villagers!😂💀
I love these Spifflemonk plays stories.
For the Algorithm, May It Allways Favor the Skverrel!
For the Author, May He Or She Write MOAR!
For the Narrator, May He Allways Provide Us With Excellent Narrations!
For the Beard! May It Grow and Gain Sentience!
Proving Humans are cruel by design, I get so much joy when Spifflemonk loses his mind playing our games. Love that Agro puts so much into the characters.
Glad Spifflemonk got over his mental health issues.
Never thought I'd enjoy listening to a narrated gamer youtube video that my kids watch but this is great fun. My son was laughing too.😂❤
Spiffle is my favourite alien."Fekken Humans" - same, fam!😹
Haha... Golly, brings me back to that pain of losing enchanted full diamond armor and equipment to falling in lava multiple times. Whew.
I love Minecraft.
Poor Spiffle. He should know better than to play Terran games
As he mentioned in the story, why do I do this to myself, looks at bank account, oh yeah
Very lucky getting so many blaze rods.
👍
Must be a -Dream- come true.
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
I must say that this story is most definitely Quite well written and narrated. I thank you muchly and hope for more. :)
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Oh yeah, I remember this guy. Haha!
For the squirrel.
Spifflemonk never fails to entertain. 😂
For the Agro-rythm!
Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, for making me laugh, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Greetings and glory to the Squirrel, the authors, the algorithm and awesome stories.We, your humble followers salute you 💐⭐👽
Dude you should totally cosplay
LOLOL! I think Graystillplays was the 1st gaming content creator I ever followed! He's so famous now! Love his Universe Sandbox videos! And I LOVE Minecraft. I was Spiffle for the 1st 3 months of playing. It's nice to know it'll be available for alien recreation sometime in the distant future.
This is too cool! I can't wait to hear more!
Spifflemonk is our spirit animal......
Imagine him a from software game like dark souls
I have a feeling minecraft will outlive our civilization. It's a very fun game like playing lego. It never really stops being playable.
Love Spifflemonk!
Version 20 and inventory is still messed up
Any one know if these are grouped in a play list (edit* just the spiff stories.)
I actually want more of this Spiffle plays minecraft, to see how good he gets at the game
Ive had ahuge stockpile of your videos in a playlist for a while.
Finally getting through them and im already inly a nonth out from the new stuff! Progress!
OMG he's back spifflemonk story loveing it :D
Absolutely love this series.
You ought to make a Spifflemonk playlist! Brilliant as always.
8:27 Creeper? Aww man!
love your Spifflemonk narration. Thanks to Farmwhich for the excellent stories.
Brillant story, great voice, and I love your reactions argo.❤
Next thing ya know, spiffle is gonna meet some humans, join up as a group, and be the next Vanoss Crew.
The stories about spiffle are great. My favorite is factorio.
I feel called out... my very first time loading up Minecraft, I didn't know about darkness causing monster spawns, created a kinda-sorta house inside of a hill, and then got killed by a skeleton that had spawned inside.
First off all i want to say i love your videos secondly quick question are the First Contact audiobooks coming Back?
They wont be , the author signed an exclusivity deal with amazon. All his books are on amazon under Behold Humanity.
Yes! Spifflemonk returns!
Poor Spiffle! I know the pain so well.
Great narration as usual, skme senseless text for the AlGoRiIThM
I am guessing the names are references to "The Spiffing Brit" and "GiantGrantGames".
no. hes based on a combination of Ambiguous Amphibian and Spiffing brit, and GSP stands for GrayStillPlays
I do miss listening to the live stream.. but still can't wait to listen to every new story once l can listen :):)
Aw, I thought he'd get into building and finding that grinding is kind of therapeutic.
Long live Spiffle!!!
LOVE these ones😁😁😁
Spifflemonk!! Invader Zim for Adults.....
Spiffle should stay at least 12 light years away from siege
I do hope Siffple got his addiction cured and wont have any relaps.
Yay for spiffle monk!!
nice! spiffle monk! there shold be a playlist called the spifflemonk saga
I hope there is one where he plays Ark...
hell this would be a great channel to watch lets plays... 🙂
Spiffy then goes on to discover the Spiffing Brit channel and tears his own hair out at how easy he could have made things for himself in half the games he's played already.
I find this video funny because 1: it's very good, and 2: I beat the ender dragon while listening to this :D
He didn’t read the end poem! Ugh, what a cornerstone of gaming in so few words
Spiffle needs keep inventory on it can be a life saver for new players 😂
Thank you for the video.
Would like to see another where Spiffle gets to play a new game and see some creations by Josh from Let's Game It Out...
love this one
Ah good old spiffle torturing himself with another human game. My day is complete and the sun is barely up yet
I want him to play Dead Space
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
ITS SPIFFLEMONK AGAIN LESGO
Spiffle's drop rates are modded or cheated.... Two colors of wool from a single sheep totalling 5 blocks? Two ender pearls from a single enderman without Fortune? Bone meal from a skeleton instead of bones? Boi...
ehm boi
tis is minecraft in ***2883AD*** thats like 800 years in the future. BOI. maybe i should say that in Spiffs stories from now on?
@@valtiel2589 I'm making a joke here. The story is fine.
Besides, only that far in the future? That would be, what, only two or three updates with Mojang's speed. :P
Hail Spifflemonk the best alien Ytuber!
Always looking forward to more of these stories showcasing his shenanigans while playing human games :D
"Feck you and feck your sheep!" hahahaha :D
Dude...:)..you are dang funny...love your persona presentation..briliant..
I wanna read about the alien playing JToH, would be funny af
We need a full Spifflemonk Series!!!!!!
"death is a mere inconvenience" -notch
Hail Spifflemonk, hail da skwerril.
YEAH BABY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣