Damn thats a good story. Thought it's a shame that nobody got the chance to ask Fred for a few trog skeletons for historical preservation. For the Agro-rythm!
Thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings :) this is a REWRITE of a much older story with the same premise. i figured it needed a better story and more clickbaity title.
Just my personal beliefs here, but I wouldn't ask a powerful dimensional beingfor anything. 1: There is always a price. 2: You never know what exactly you are getting into. 3: Anything worth having is worth getting on your own. That way it is yours and you are not beholden to anyone else. Anyway, enough philosophy. Love the story.
Maybe don't ask for something you COULD get on your own: money, big muscles, etc... On the other hand, if a God is literally handing out freebies just because they're in a good mood? I mean, why NOT see if you can get a miracle or two? Old friends back to life like they were never even hurt, an undefeatable threat to the sentient life removed completely, or maybe something like a detailed instruction manual for how to become a god...
Oh God....I would be a Fred. (Context I just enjoy being involved with pretty much anything, like a lil bit of chaos to spice things up and last but not least the stories that come from existence but who here doesn't 😉)
All Fred would have to say is that he could bring them back like he did with the others. He could bring them back at any place, at any time, and those Trogs would be pissed.
Yeah but there are hundreds like it. And he just said from that world. He didn't say he killed them. Just that he got rid of them. He could probably put them back if things aren't respected.
Fred seems to have gone a bit coo-coo over the millennia. That extermination method is instant and permanent traumatization for whoever had to witness it
1 here early ( feels strange) 2 wasn't there a sentient nebula cloud(god) named fred or is that a different story, i realize this could be that story remake
All Hail God Fred. Here is a like and comment for the awesome story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Wonderful humor and entertainment! Thanks to the author and the Squirrel. Strange, in my fantasy world I made a law also banning slavery. If a person or persons wanted to enter my society and they possessed slaves they had to manumit their slaves upon entry or they were denied entry. I created my fantasy world nearly 25 years ago for all my GIJoe-type figures.
Snoot booping is a multi-universal law. It is the 0th great filter. No civilization will ascend until it has learn to properly boop and to Cherish and Protec the snoots that are bootable .
Aw you read "please don't Eat me" as "please don't Hurt me" I feel that was a missed good joke there. Oh well great reading none the less.😁 Edit... Hey I gotta ask where the hell did you get that cool coat and does it come in black?
Appears out of nowhere Shows off his godly powers for fun. Tells them he will extinguish and entire species to help them. Demands they end slavery. Thanks snaps. Doesn't elaborate further Indulges in alcoholism Truly a god among gods.
Ah now Fred.. That universe already has it own god.. lol ah the worship of FRED. sacrifice the first of your Finest beer to him to get a boon.. lol and Boop the snoot.. lol
100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and run 10km.... EVERY, SINGLE, DAY
Damn thats a good story. Thought it's a shame that nobody got the chance to ask Fred for a few trog skeletons for historical preservation.
For the Agro-rythm!
Thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings :) this is a REWRITE of a much older story with the same premise. i figured it needed a better story and more clickbaity title.
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Are we sure that human is just Q Fecking around
I could definietly listen to a continuation of this story. Fred messing around in that world more would be hilarious
You are talented. When I see farmwitch as the author I get excited because I know it will be good!!
Scribble more!
Tis good!
Seems like Fred like that fantasy world populated by all manner of legendary creatures.
This is in fact true, if there is a cute one must boop the snoot
It is Universal Law, after all.
This is The Way
@@nathandc this is the way
I want the missing rules.
Um. No slavery.
No bullying.
Boop the snoot.
So that's 15 missing. 5 at least.
Just my personal beliefs here, but I wouldn't ask a powerful dimensional beingfor anything.
1: There is always a price.
2: You never know what exactly you are getting into.
3: Anything worth having is worth getting on your own. That way it is yours and you are not beholden to anyone else.
Anyway, enough philosophy.
Love the story.
Maybe don't ask for something you COULD get on your own: money, big muscles, etc...
On the other hand, if a God is literally handing out freebies just because they're in a good mood?
I mean, why NOT see if you can get a miracle or two? Old friends back to life like they were never even hurt, an undefeatable threat to the sentient life removed completely, or maybe something like a detailed instruction manual for how to become a god...
Fred is such a chaotic good guy its so wholesome ahahaha
It's me. Except I'm not a God.
All hail our savior Fred, for da Skwerl for da nest
All hail Fred, and the algorithm. Bless Agro with sound health and subscribers. Bless us all with well chosen stories.
Amen, now please pass the beer and ammo.
That list of "Six Ways to Ascend" could be made into a poster, I'd buy one!
Great story; Excellent narration! I look forward to more stories featuring Fred...and maybe his brother "Bob"? LOL!!!
For the Squirrel, both for his excellent narrations and taste in stories.... 👍👍
fred is a God I could get behind!
That was a nice story, and, as always, beautifully narrated. Thank you very much.
All the nutz, may they never be forgotten.
Oh God....I would be a Fred.
(Context I just enjoy being involved with pretty much anything, like a lil bit of chaos to spice things up and last but not least the stories that come from existence but who here doesn't 😉)
This story just became the backstory for my new d&d campaign
Love you squirrel
Make darn sure no slavery is going on anywhere by the end of the year.
All Fred would have to say is that he could bring them back like he did with the others. He could bring them back at any place, at any time, and those Trogs would be pissed.
“I kissed a god and I liked it”
He should have asked the Five adventurers to take him to the best tavern in town! 😁
Much thanks and appreciation for the longer story 💐 For the Squirrel, the author, the algorithm and the pretty like button ⭐❣️👽
Thanks for the 📚📜
A pretty fun one, if really chaotic and nonsensical 😂
Praise be to Fred!
WTF Fred is a demon, he exterminated an entire race on a whim.
But it was a good and honorable whim.
Yeah but there are hundreds like it. And he just said from that world. He didn't say he killed them. Just that he got rid of them. He could probably put them back if things aren't respected.
Love these videos. I think you should look into doing a couple of audio books.
Enjoyed this story very much, many thanks.
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Okay that was...interesting. Started out as one story, became another. Trippy.
cool
Waiting for the Aggressive Squirrel Fred to engage!
For da skwerl
For da rythm that is algo
For da attack catapilliars
yay 1 minute thats a record for me lol
There is no God but Jeff! I suppose Fred drinking tea makes him close.
I prefer whiskey, but a drink is a drink. lol
Great story! For the algorithm and the beard!!
Are we sure that human is just Q Fecking around
Does Q drink I thought that was a human with the powers of a Q.
@@loganshaw4527 yea I think I drank some in TNG
A very good story
Who let Sheogorath out of the Shivering Isles and gave him all the skooma?
Thank you for the video.
I would’ve been the more brute force approach to becoming as such…but also I’d have done pretty much the same. Really great story!
Good story!
Despite the title, for the first twenty minutes I was sure Fred was just a high level BARD fucking around...
That was awesome.
We need a Fred. Great work Argo. Thank you for the story FarmWhich4275.
I want a series of the adventures of fred
Going to share with a very small channel.
Fred seems to have gone a bit coo-coo over the millennia. That extermination method is instant and permanent traumatization for whoever had to witness it
1 here early ( feels strange)
2 wasn't there a sentient nebula cloud(god) named fred or is that a different story, i realize this could be that story remake
no that was Jeff the Sentient Singularity.
4 D algorithm
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I enjoyed it!
This is some peak reddit writing
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
I’d have at least asked for immortality
ah should have change them to puppies... 😞
14:54-15:02
I was originally on the fence with Fred, but the fact he knows and maintains the Universal Laws means he is good in my book.
Stick around and to know a certain Elf a bit better?
So, fred searched for an world with attractive elves and some good Beer and casualy clensed 20 worlds of the first great filter on his way.
Hope those trog don’t evolve in the void to become the denim thieves! I like my jeans and my genes to stay where they are…
Sure it's Fred, and not Cayden? lol
All Hail God Fred. Here is a like and comment for the awesome story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
imagine somebody makes a trog scary by giving it logic
Wonderful humor and entertainment! Thanks to the author and the Squirrel. Strange, in my fantasy world I made a law also banning slavery. If a person or persons wanted to enter my society and they possessed slaves they had to manumit their slaves upon entry or they were denied entry. I created my fantasy world nearly 25 years ago for all my GIJoe-type figures.
Fred? wasn't he at the bar?
no that was Jeff.
@@valtiel2589 Ah you are right .... nearly ordered a beer. 🤣
I was, but... lol
That deserves a "follow up"! And, very good narration too, Jim!
Snoot booping is a multi-universal law. It is the 0th great filter. No civilization will ascend until it has learn to properly boop and to Cherish and Protec the snoots that are bootable .
Boopable, not "bootable".
Might need to fix that, lest Fred hear of it.
VULCAN LIVES !
For the algorithm
You look awfully sick today, are you ok?
Love your vid as always.
Long time no see.
Next bob, fred's brother, shows up because fred unbalanced the ecology.
I would suggest that the Emperor and his nobles ENFORCE that new law. Otherwise they could go the way of the TROG and new rulers may need to be found.
Request: Humans are Omnivores.
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Well someone left a Q loose
...algorithm...
CLICKETY CLICK!!! WITH ENERGY!!!
Fred seems like a decent sort (genocidal tendencies excepted), but I have a feeling you don't want to be the target of his humor.
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Aw you read "please don't Eat me" as "please don't Hurt me" I feel that was a missed good joke there. Oh well great reading none the less.😁
Edit... Hey I gotta ask where the hell did you get that cool coat and does it come in black?
It was made for me , I am thinking of making the next one black and red or purple
Godspeed Fred
Fred has a bit of flamboyance to him. I'd buy him a few pints though.
Get that God a beer
Appears out of nowhere
Shows off his godly powers for fun.
Tells them he will extinguish and entire species to help them.
Demands they end slavery.
Thanks snaps.
Doesn't elaborate further
Indulges in alcoholism
Truly a god among gods.
Ah now Fred.. That universe already has it own god.. lol ah the worship of FRED. sacrifice the first of your Finest beer to him to get a boon.. lol and Boop the snoot.. lol
not up to par.
it was good but you can, and did, better nartions.
missed a number of writen nariton orders in the story.
Narration was good, but the story just came across as a weak combination of 'lol, so random' humour and teenage wish fulfillment.
I... prefer the AI unfortunately. Sorry
I hate AI read story...
But each is own like and dislike. You do you, I do me 😉
@poiujnbvcxdswq Hey... Don't knock Bluey !!! 😠😉
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