I’m glad you saved yourself from that attempt on your life by that 87 yr old woman. Ppl in wheelchairs are just as dangerous, that’s why they are known as handicapable
This is what happens when someone stands in the way of Tim and his bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Fortunately, he was identifying as female at the time the incident took place.
Often… 😂 anyone verify the actual time of the “incident?” My bet it’s close to noon. Kitchen switching to lunch menu any minute means no biscuits & gravy!!?? Fuck that, only a wound tight Karen would DARE to block the path of a large Gay man and his bisquits? Anyone know if there is a sign of life from the lady?
@@imnotacomedian1068 So wait, Tim, was she coming at you, or was she just being mouthy? This is why your lawyer told you to stay off the Internets, any inconsistencies in your story will not go over well with the grand jury.
@@ericfleming5522 Dude…SMH. This entire “bullshit apology” was a spoof. Lol he never got in a fight at Cracker Barrel. Kinda sad you didn’t sense the sarcasm & obvious bullshitting.
@@WhitneyHaverstock bullshit. He's probably gay. Honestly, I don't remember the joke, but I think it had to do with whether or not someone is gay, right?
Don’t mess with Tim Dillon, he is one of the greats for comedy, let him be himself and let him be funny. Get out of the way, he is doing great things and I appreciate Tim Dillon.
Cracker Barrel is where the shit goes down no need to apologize. I saw a granny beat a weightlifter with a wooden Bowl because she didn't like his muscle shirt and then he apologized
This video was recommended on TH-cam and I had never heard of Tim before. After watching I thought would find out more who this complete idiot is. And then I discovered he's a comedian and I've spent the whole night going through his stuff. And watching this video again now is cracking me up. Hilarious
We know sheath underwear wouldn't drop him for an altercation with a woman. Hell, the founder burnt one alive with diesel fuel (allegedly, he deserves his day in court )
I recently found you through Joe Rogan, When You speak I listen. Keep speaking the truth.. BTW I didn't listen to this video, but the other ones I Identify w.
Me: Well she was coming at him Tim: To give me a hug Me: Oh, well that's sexual harassment probably Tim: And I throat chopped her Me: What a warrior and strong person he is
As soon as I read “Tim Dillon apologizes” on the thumbnail, I knew this was a joke
Ikr
You’re a smarter man than I
@@the_musiccellar nah bro I just watch this guy a lot
Haha... same...🤣
I wish it wasn’t a joke… I would be on his side 😂
Damaging my relationship with fans and sponsors but also fans are the important ones but also sponsors. Lol love this dude
Fun Fact: Assault, Battery and some specific Felonies are not prosecutable if committed inside a Cracker Barrel restaurant.
Actually, I believe in Portland and Chicago you are free to do what you like. 😂
Actually cracker barrel directly came from aleister crowleys Abbey of Thelema. But with fried chicken and sundrys.
ACTUALLY (insert some bs you read on fb as fact) in case you were wondering.
@@danielgeorgianni1687 youre a hero.
CORRECTION: this law is only valid in Florida
"I'm not a TH-camr, I just upload videos on my TH-cam Channel."
I almost fell for it. This guy is a true American treasure
He got me right out the gate!! Lol.
Bar is pretty low for national treasures I guess.
@@vonalxao1 It's a subjective statement. There is no "bar"
When I see Tim Dillion I click. Even if it hurts.
@@vonalxao1 oooh, tsssss 🤏🏼, that guy flamed you broh 🔥.... You just got flamed 🔥
You had me at “the woman I hit at Cracker Barrel.”
As soon as he said it I burst out into laughter.
In the comedy world they call that a "punchline"
@@ramonw9430 me too… I knew there was going to be a punchline but it was nearing the end and I was admittedly biting my lip
Epic profile picture
Can you explain meaning of that joke? I didn't understand it.
I really appreciate how real he made it sound
That part 1/2 bit at the top aswell xD
Had me searching online for a bit!! XD got me good...
For real, wasn’t until the end when he said the lady I hit at cracker barrel came at me first, I started dying 😂
It's that fake business payin off
He’s so good 🤣🤣
@@jamestosh3962 did you not watch the video?
Smiling the whole way through this because I just knew.
I almost fell for it. Like “no don’t apologize to the mob”! 😂😜
Tim apologizing for anything would signal the last gasp of comedy.
Dude. You ACTUALLY give real comedy, thank you.
Congratulations and keep going man! The world needs it.
She charged you, I saw it
Thank you for your testimony
You're going away for this Tammy
I already sent a letter affirming this to the judge from my handle on the new startup social media site Guido power. Guid up
I’m glad you saved yourself from that attempt on your life by that 87 yr old woman. Ppl in wheelchairs are just as dangerous, that’s why they are known as handicapable
Is it bad I heard him say “the woman I hit at Cracker Barrel” and still thought he was being serious?
I thought it was serious the whole time before i read the comments lol
You clearly haven't been following the guy since the pandemic of last year. You knew it was coming.
Yes it is bad. Either that or you just came across him. 😂😂
@@EZM7 I just came across him. Can anyone explain this
@@AnxiousCowboy he’s just fucking with us and mocking how celebrities apologize about some shit they’ve done in the past
Ahhhhhh dude the sudden switch to joke was amazing as always! Thanks for the many laughs TD
This is what happens when someone stands in the way of Tim and his bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Fortunately, he was identifying as female at the time the incident took place.
buddyyyyy that would've been hilarious. except they don't serve bacon egg and cheese sandwhiches at cracker barrel...
@@ItsTrueMarketing it’s the hidden menu
@@ItsTrueMarketing He just yells at them until they make one
@@joeyoung9185 😂😂😂
“sir, we don’t carry those items”
Tim: that sounds like a you problem.
una broma
I love this, Tim keep it up your a beacon of hope for people who still have a sense of humor
It finally happened...I knew the day would come when your arch nemesis from the air bnb would show her face.
Fucking nailed it! Dumb chick had it coming if Timmy was full on trying to make the cutoff for menu change!
Deadass lmfao!!!
Miiiiillllaaa
😂😂😂
Lol
Proud of you for standing up for equality👍😂😎. Btw big fan out here in Puerto Rico!!
Tim just kept this locked and loaded until the day came. He knew he would hit a women at cracker barrel at some point.
Marty Robbins🙏🏻
Often… 😂
anyone verify the actual time of the “incident?” My bet it’s close to noon. Kitchen switching to lunch menu any minute means no biscuits & gravy!!?? Fuck that, only a wound tight Karen would DARE to block the path of a large Gay man and his bisquits? Anyone know if there is a sign of life from the lady?
@Michael Jurek for real though
John, your profile pic is from Marty Robbin’s El Paso?
@@maxjames8764 its from his gunfighter ballads album.
Stay strong friend! Support from Norway 💪💪😃☀️☀️
It’s so fucking nice having a real comedian around man! Dillon is fucking dangerous and I love it.
lol real comedian, huh? send me a link to his stand up act. the small samples ive seen on youtube are absolute garbage
@@SCOODAMcGOODA Dude I love you on Sportsnet! You were amazing when you played for the Red Sox!!!.....also, calm down, Karen...I mean Nomar.
@@chrisrice2501 still waiting on the link
@@SCOODAMcGOODA Tim Dillon archives episode #32, Pizza Hut Buffet
@@PAWGmoth dont send me podcast episodes....my point is that this guy's "stand up" is trash.
As soon as I read the words, “Tim”, “Dillon”, and “Apologizes” I knew the fix was in! Well done sir!
You shld be a detective
He cuts it short at the EXACT time. 💯🤣
Oh, god damnit. This scared the shit out of me 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Please never change, Tim!
Life in the big city that’s what I always say
She should’ve kept her mouth shut
@@imnotacomedian1068 Rises associations with a horrific story, but also a great Tim Dillon podcast episode
@@imnotacomedian1068 So wait, Tim, was she coming at you, or was she just being mouthy? This is why your lawyer told you to stay off the Internets, any inconsistencies in your story will not go over well with the grand jury.
@@imnotacomedian1068 sssssssmokin!
@@ericfleming5522 Dude…SMH.
This entire “bullshit apology” was a spoof. Lol he never got in a fight at Cracker Barrel. Kinda sad you didn’t sense the sarcasm & obvious bullshitting.
Brave to upload this Tim. Thanks for the honesty. Much love!
I respect that this apology is nothing but an apology and just displays the modern debate culture. This is just hilarious
Yes… first response to anything serious in life is to hit the internet with a video.
I’m a year late, BUT Tim Dillon NEVER disappoints. F**King hilarious!
Brilliant! Best “apology” yet. 😆
God I fucking love this man.
Tim Dillon- 😅 The hero we didn't know we needed! I Love Tim's style too much 😂
Timothy! You are one of the last savages out there amongst comedians! Keep up the good work, sir! Slap whomever you must 🤷♂️🤣
"Damaging relationships with my fans and sponsors the fans are more important but also sponsors"That gave it away for me.😁
Tim Dillon is my new favourite thing. Love his podcasts he's a maniac.
Can't wait for the next pod.
That's it! Equal rights equal fights! FTW!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙉🙈🙊🦇💨
As one of his sponsors, I really appreciate this.
I’m such a fucking dope. I’ve been searching TH-cam for the full video 😂 Well fucking played Tim
I love this and its hard to do it well. A good curveball is unbeatable man
I have to hear Tim speak at least once a day to stay sane.
U fucking funny Tim I been watching a lot ur shit lately and I ain’t mad at it hilarious bro
Hilarious 😂 He’s so good at bringing you along for the ride.
I’ve been a Tim Dillion fan since seeing him do the Meghan McCain bit. Funniest podcast out today!
Tim was simply minding his own business, you think he wanted to choke that lady unconscious??
Love you Tim can’t wait to see you in Melbourne Australia much love ❤️
Tell me it wasn’t the girlfriend of the son of THAT Uber driver, Tim
All I know is that the son of the Uber driver would never use a knife.
i fucking love this dude. rare blessing in these trying times.
Tim we love you. If this was true we would still support you and we would raise all the money necessary for your defense team
I was hoping this was an updated video about Ben 😩
“The best part of waking up…is when Tim Dillon assaults a Karen.”
I subscribed before the end of the video. Lolol
The truth hurts sometimes. We still love you Tim.
Would you say you wish me well?
@@imnotacomedian1068 lmao
Your awesome Tim! Nothing can damage what we have
Protect this man at all costs
incredible
He finally struck one of the desert Ls did he? Good for him.
Heard she was peaking on four grams of shrooms at the time too, probably felt like a horror movie to her seeing Tim’s fist come at her face like that
HAHAHA
G damn desert L's
😂😂😂😂 i read it as desert lizards
I needed this
Come on… we all new this was goona be a smile. Tim Dillon, you’re the man.
Howling. Thank you
Is “Not Tim Dillon” the same person as “Not Norm”?
I'd like to think so
@@B.Rayall whomever the fella is, I bet he has a really awesome dog house.
@@WhitneyHaverstock bullshit. He's probably gay. Honestly, I don't remember the joke, but I think it had to do with whether or not someone is gay, right?
As of late I am woefully and witttthh great fosearching the sponsors
Don’t mess with Tim Dillon, he is one of the greats for comedy, let him be himself and let him be funny. Get out of the way, he is doing great things and I appreciate Tim Dillon.
Same
“There are Magnificent Women out there... and none of them are on ‘The View’!!” 😂😂👍 He said on Joe Rogan😂😂
We love your change.
Cracker Barrel is where the shit goes down no need to apologize. I saw a granny beat a weightlifter with a wooden Bowl because she didn't like his muscle shirt and then he apologized
We need more of people like you. The facts are simple
I love Tim Dillon!! He kind of reminds me of a young and sober version of Chris Farley!!
I was waiting for the McGregor line!
I honestly didn’t know if he was joking or not until I got to the comment section
Even if he had to defend himself at a cracker barrel I'd stand behind the man
Support you dude
Holy shit the last line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best video ever.
Gotta keep your head on a swivel when old Timmy D comes rolling into a Cracker Barrel
I've never heard of you before today so your still good in my book
Your actually a pretty good looking bloke Tim. No homo.
@ hahaha, what is your rank soldier!!??
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lol. The angle makes him look quite handsome.
You are an awesome person Tim. Thanks for the art.
Tim’s the voice of our generation!
Legend of a guy
First off, you're about 30 years too young to be at Cracker Barrell.
But the biscuits
I'm not Tim does make a pretty good argument!!
Shot coffee outa my nose!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your the best!
life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough
Wu Tang Forever
Better get with a sick ass clique and go all out
Cream get tha money
terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Justice for Tim!!! Love ❤️ you dude!!! ✊🏾❤️✊🏾❤️❤️💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
He’s honestly probably the funniest person in comedy right now
Shane Gillis
Theo von
Nick Mullen you fool
That guy isn't funny
Ryan Long not mentioned yet?!
Good satire Tim!
This video was recommended on TH-cam and I had never heard of Tim before. After watching I thought would find out more who this complete idiot is. And then I discovered he's a comedian and I've spent the whole night going through his stuff. And watching this video again now is cracking me up. Hilarious
Have you watched Jeffrey's temple goes to Hollywood to find a new job?
A true legend
I love him, the funny thing is I could believe it lol
You Got Me... i fully thought this was serious at first. 😂🤣😂🤣
We know sheath underwear wouldn't drop him for an altercation with a woman. Hell, the founder burnt one alive with diesel fuel (allegedly, he deserves his day in court )
As everyone does
This made me LOL
This is so great.
I recently found you through Joe Rogan, When You speak I listen. Keep speaking the truth.. BTW I didn't listen to this video, but the other ones I Identify w.
I would love to see the video if this was real 😂 Tim just finally losing it haha
Love u dude
He gave her a Cracker Barrel full of fists 👊
Ever in LA?
Beautiful!
Me: Well she was coming at him
Tim: To give me a hug
Me: Oh, well that's sexual harassment probably
Tim: And I throat chopped her
Me: What a warrior and strong person he is
This man his the funniest love it
There’s still a 50/50 chance that really happened
Love you Tim. No need to apologize.
Tim you did a trump when you said “the sponsors are important and the fans ,but the sponsors too”