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If you get up in the morning and nothing's dropped off during the night, it's a good day.
Same thing if you read the obituaries in the newspaper and you don’t see your name in there.
I wish a few pounds would drop off!
If you get up in the morning...It's a good day.
I tell young people, "You may escape cancer and you may escape Covid, but you'll never escape old age!". I'm so glad to see so many "elders" replying to this video. OMG, I AM AN ELDER. It occurs to me every day.
Being old is a waste of time
@@joannetailor4094 Not if you're lucky. If you're unlucky, you'll die from some disease or heart attack. Enjoy your miserable old age.
I’m 77. I didn’t realize old age would get here so fast.
So true … life has really been great and now I’m 77 … enjoying my alone time is enjoyed as much as getting out with other people … I’m at a great place
I can say, at 77, that I’m living my best and happiest life alone.
Me either??? 😂
I have always thought I would get old fast. I used to have fear of time until I realized it was a waste of time. I realized early that Julius Caesar has been dead for 20 centuries.
At 75 I agree...bring back 38 dammit, I haven't finished living that year yet!
My favorite, My wife's Grandfather left his fly down. Someone commented "you better close the barn door before the horse gets out". He looked down and said "How the hell is he going to get out when he can't even stand up"
Very good...so funny
Great one
I’m 74, and getting older is so much harder than I ever realized. Don’t wait… do it now while you can. 💕
You're are still in your thirties, thirty forty four.
@cindyk4294
Easier said than done!
I wouldn't want to be Young now in this World ..had the best years 50s 60s ..
I'm trying...but she's not interested anymore 🤣😂🤣🥰
@@redblade8160 if you don't have the will to do it no matter what physical condition you're in, then you won't do it. First, you TRY.
Old age is not for the faint of heart
Dread it.
@@marionwest3661 Don't. It's inevitable and it's fun.
My grandfather's cousin was a petite, soft spoken Lancashire woman in her mid 90's. One day she turned to me and said that the wonderful thing about being this much older is that she no longer cares if the hem of her dress hangs below the hem of her coat.
I totally can relate to that . That means you went through circles of life,when you are child you don’t care ,old age is freedom,you don’t care!
Yup. That is important.
There are so many things like that that I no longer care about.
They say that getting old is better than the alternative, but that depends on how much pain you are in.
I have cirrhosis n ckd but everyday is stilla journey
Good health and age wouldnt be a concern
With u on that one . Some days are so full on pain that the alternative is seen as a potential blessing . I noticed the people who come out with this alternative stuff seem to have full mobility and relatively pain free .
@@KAJAMAJA122 If I didn't have rheumatoid arthritis in my legs then getting old would be a lot easier to take. Genetically we are programmed to fall apart after age 45 so take advantage of medical science and make the best of it!
@@markczarny7088 ❤️🙏💞😍
I'm 95 and loving it mostly because of the internet.
That's fantastic to hear! The internet really is a wonderful tool for staying connected, learning new things, and enjoying entertainment.
The curse of getting older is, you have to slow down
The blessing of getting older is, you have to slow down.
This is my own daily reminder to accept living more and more in the moment with whatever is in front of me now.
I've acquired this over the years now at 80.
Swinging in my hammock listening to the birds singing and watching the monkeys playing in the trees and the sound of the ocean waves gently coming ashore I thank our good Lord for my excellent health and blessing me with another day and a wonderful, caring wife. At 88 and having worked hard since I was 18 it feels fantastic to reap the rewards. Greetings from Costa Rica 🌴😎🌴
Mickey Mantle once said " If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself ".
I remember that line...yea for me... I am still here and love bball. Mick nailed it with that line...we should all learn from it 😊 ⚾️!
Getting old doesn't worry me, but not getting old does!
What I say to young people who asked me how it feels to get old…, “It sure beats the alternative.”
85 and i thank the good lord for bringing me this far praise the Lord amen
Wish i feĺt the same
He just doesn't want you.😂😂
When your young time drags when you get old time flies....
Growing old is inevitable Growing up is optional.
My brother says this. He is older than me, I grew up learning to think twice before believing him. He likes to "fish"he would cast whatever he had to say and see if you would fall for it hook line and sinker. He is 70 hasn't changed and is a respected member in his community.He often says growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. I'm grateful to have him as a brother along with my other siblings
I am glad you have a good relationship with your brother I wish I could say the same thing.
❤ Amazing, my sons are 49, and 53 years old! How did that happen ? They've changed soooo much ,and I'm still the same! It's a miracle!😊
At 84 and having beat cancer I say bring it on I still love life and all the young people around me
Outstanding!!!!
Am so glad you are in remission! 84 is a great age!
Go you GOOD thing🙏🥰
Mental problem?
Getting old is more than one pain in the arse!
I'm 58 and it all rings true. I wish to go back in time to a normal telephone and nobody filming everything all the time. I liked when people actually spoke to each other face to face. Everywhere you go, even people dining,on vacation, all they do is stare at the phone. 😅
It's understandable how you feel! The constant presence of smartphones has really changed the way we interact with each other and the world around us. Sometimes, a little break from the digital world sounds like a dream, doesn't it?
You’re in your prime 58!, Is young now days.
Yes, & it's always looking DOWN at their phones - 'gadget-gawpers,' I call them. I feel like saying "Look UP, you might see something refreshing - like blue sky, trees, other people, LIFE!
Yet here we are.
I tell young people: "You'll be lucky if you're my age some day".
that is true , lot of young people dyeing so soon ,that is sad
Great quotes but terrible AI pronunciation and monotone voice 👎🏼
My mother used to say that and now I agree.
Of all the things I miss, my mind is first on the list.
I’m just glad I wake up in the morning even with the aches and pains
Stop eating junk, just eat meat and fish and see the amazing difference in your health. It really works. Clean yourself out and give up sugary junk.
83 and happy to b alive.😀😉😉😃
@Lynda-oo7ey
Wait until you get really ill, then you will wish to be dead!
Having just passed 80, I know what you mean!
77 this year, thank you Lord !
At 74, many times I've been told to act my age. The problem is I never been this age before so I act as I wish. Take it or leave it.
Age is just a number, and there's no rulebook on how we should act at any given age. Keep living life on your own terms and being true to yourself! 🙌😊
Old age homes are full of people acting their age.....
@@silvershadow013 But I am not in an old age home. lol
One of my favorites is " I always expected to get old, I just thought it would take longer".
It's a gentle reminder to appreciate the present moment while acknowledging the inevitable passage of time. Let's embrace the journey, wrinkles and all...
If I had known getting old would be this much fun, I would have started years ago...
Age is just a number! My number will be 92 in a few days.
Nothing works and everything hurts.
lilydarling---I'm not far behind you, and this life is an amazing trip, isn't it.
Happy birthday!! 🎈
My number is out of service.
@@glennso47
You ain't alone!
Testify!!
The only thing that goes faster as you age is your age. I'm 91 years old and don't know where all the years went.
I am in my 70s and I know where my years went. I see my middle age children and my grandchildren in their late 20s and I know. And I'm looking forward to my great grandchildren when their parents are ready to welcome them and bring them to me so I can sing lullabies again. Love from Denmark
@@lavinamontoya8164 Seems like yesterday our grandkids were in grade school and now their kids are in grade school ! And I remember almost all of my elementary school classmates , and many are no longer with us. From 18 to 81 happens with a blink of the eye . There's a great song being sung by many after the death of Toby Keith and written by him ..."Don't Let the Old Man In", and that is my mantra now !
It feels weird being the same age as old people
That's how I feel too.
@@toni4729 It hit hardest seeing my name in the local paper, with '63 year-old' written next to it. And I'm now 73!
Well done ! You’re just a spring chicken 🐓 loads of mileage in you to come… enjoy !
I use Old Age as my excuse for anything I do wrong!!! Laugh at it!!!
Yes. Like - there are three things I hate about getting old. One is; I now have a poor memory. And .............. I have forgotten the other two.
When a child we are forgiven for dumb things we may say or do because we are so young.
When we become elderly we too are overlooked for foolishness because we are so old.
I've never thought of that one. Thanks.
I'm 81. I agree with all of them.
They say the mirror never lies...... I'm 86 and mine just LAUGHs😭😭😭😭
😂😊❤so sweet 💕💗😊
@@MichelleMohr-lt1wo Thankyou🥰 Actually it giggles then butsts out laughing😂😂😂😂👏
Keep a kind heart and a big smile everyday ❤
I know for a fact, I would not be here today if it weren't for modern medicine! Thanks for all these bonus years. Thank God for modern medicine -- the doctors, the researchers, the innovators! 😷
I wouldn't be able to survive without medicine, when I'm in pain there's no medicine to take. Medicine is very important when society has more and more diseases
Respect all others.
Remember that once YOU were young and one day YOU will be old.
I'm 90 and I can't believe it!!
You’re a real trouper! I hope you live the rest of your life in good health and painfree ❤️
I am in my latter seventies and l have so many plans. One of them is to become a centenarian.
Clearly you've looked after yourself, you're not senile. Well done.
I think we make fun of ourselves as we age to lessen the pain when someone else says it seriously to or about us. It doesn’t pay to get offended. Its only YOU who get mad, not the insulted. I just say, “If you’re lucky pal, you’ll get to be my age, then see how YOU like it!”
@@yvonnepagan9912 Best way to go. Half of them, in this day and age, will never make it.
Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
In the flesh, yes. In spirit, I think we move on, outside of time.
Indeed, a lot of my classmates are absent.
Yes. But if we play our cards right it is a great ride.
@@orsonkart9886 That is the hard part of survivorship.
A senior citizen defined. A senior citizen is one who was here before the Pill, TV, frozen food, credit cards and ball point pens. For us time-sharing meant togetherness not computers and a chip meant a piece of wood. Hardware meant hard wear and software wasn't even a word. We were before pantyhose, drip dry cloths, dish washers, cloths dryer and electric blankets.
We got married first then lived together and girls thought that cleavage was something butchers did. We were before Batman, vitamin pills, disposable nappies, pizzas and Chinese takeaways. Cigarette smoking was fashionable, grass was for mowing, pot was something you cooked in. A gay person was the life of a party and nothing more whist aids meant beauty lotions or helping someone in trouble.
Well said . I must be old as I can relate to ALL of them . If one looks back on our lives it makes u realise just how much the world has changed and how adaptable we are to have adjusted to each and every one .
I love this...and it is definitely me...@85.
You are so right.
How true. We were blessed.
78 here. I grew up with tv, rock n roll, ball point pens, knew gay people, etc. To have not known these things makes you 120 or so?
Unfortunately time waits for no one we need to enjoy every day we have
Sometimes we cant
I am 75 and thoroughly love it, thank you.
Me too. Best time ever.
You are so welcome!
It's great when nobody pushes you around and tells you what to do anymore.
Don’t complain about getting old. Some people don’t get the privilege….. TRW
@voiceofraisin241
You call it a "privilege" to get old? It sounds like you're making excuses to make yourself feel better about it.
I don't want to get old. It's a pain in the bum
It’s not a privilege, it’s a pain.
@@marionwest3661
There is no gain without pain!
Great statement.
Sad many don't live to be old.
Now that I'm old I understand why all the old people I knew when I was a kid were crabby.
I feel quite impressed that my wife likes living with an old man.
Me, too! It's an effort not to be, though!
Crabby from caffeine.
One day you rise and shine and gaze into the mirror to face the age old question ‘when did I turn into my mom?’ Lol. Or even worse, when did I turn into my grandmother? ❤
@cynthiarouse.
Well, at least you didn't change gender.
@@redblade8160 * I love being a girl.....* ; - )
I won't be either of them. I didn't just pass through time. I adapted. I loved my mom, but we are very different people. And l never met my grandparents or other relatives. Now they are ALL gone.
Oh, I would love to see my grandmother in my face! She was lovely in every possible way and lived to be 97. She never worried or cared about her wrinkles or sagging skin; she lived in the moment and never lost sight of that. A true inspiration to me.
Fear not aging; at 70 I am fit, socially active and, most importantly, still lucid. Age is just a four-letter word.🥴
That's wonderful to hear! It's inspiring to see how vibrant and active you are at 70. Age truly is just a number, and your positive attitude is a great reminder for us all.
Old age has spent 70 years creeping up on me.
And I thought 70 was the new middle-age!
The challenge of life is to grow older...not old.
Like it! And humour is life's medicine.
Old age is the price you pay for being young..
Lol!! 😊❤❤❤❤
If you’re lucky
I'm far too immature to be this old.
Don't get me angry because at my age " life in prison " isn't the deterant it used to be .
This is depressing. Aging isn't all doom and gloom. But then again, it depends on if you're an optimist or a late bloomer.
If I’d have known that grandchildren were so much fun, I’d have had them first! 😊
I’m 77 and the future isn’t like it used to be.
Excellent
Thank you! Cheers!
Laughed my head off. Thanks from an 84-year-old.
Some people grow older and stay the same;
Others grow older and better with every passing year;
While some just get OLD.
I'm going for better. So far, it's working.
I once met an 82-year old man. Looking at early photos of him, he looked quite plain, but over the years, he'd gradually developed character, leaving him more attractive in advanced years than in his youth. That's the way to do it!
I am glad I am 55 and not 25 in this crazy world. And trying to look after myself so that old age isn’t such a pain.
Staying healthy and positive is key! Every age has its own challenges and joys. Keep taking good care of yourself! 💪
Another Jimmy said "Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way." Sail on Mr. Buffett.
First you crawl, then you walk, finally you learn to talk. Then you run, then you stoop. Getting old is pidgin poop.
I'll have to remember your comment, it made me laugh, well done to you...😉
I needed this today. It’s my 65th birthday!
Happy birthday
Thank you!
HELL Im 70 and I aint 72😆
Same here 65 in a few months. Where did all the time go 😢
On her birthday my sister in law asked me if she looked 70, I said no, but your used to. I still have the scar.
Asking a young person why they're not married yet is like asking an old person "Why aren't you dead yet?"
In some cases it is just as bad.
I think the never aging Satchel Page almost defeated the aging process...what a fabulous character. Never look back!!!⚾️
In my dad’s golden years, he would say old age is not for sissies. It always made me smile. He lived life to the fullest till 91 and I pray I have his sense of humor in my golden years. Oops they are actually here. we need to take ourselves less seriously the older we get. I do like the fact that I don’t care as much what people think. Love to all, and keep your sense of humor.
The ability to laugh at oneself is precious - & seems to be a rare commodity these days!
It's funny being the same age as old people.
I enjoy this video very much then
Getting old isn’t so bad. Everybody wants to carry stuff for you.
And receive deliveries that failed because you...1, Didn't hear the door bell. 2. Were asleep.
It just happens unexpectedly!
The good thing about getting old is that it doesn't last too long...
The positive aspect of aging is that it's not a lengthy process...
Getting older, and getting forgetful, ...there are vitamins for that if you can remember to take them....😮
I have trouble remembering these three things--names, faces, and...something else.
Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all it’s pupils.
I forgot what I was going to write. Where am I??? Oh ya a joke. Knock, knock. Come in?
Love them all.🔔🇬🇧💌
i am 87 female but i am still fit and doing gardening. staing with my son and still learning
The years have been good to me.
It's the weekends that caused all the damage....
Merry Christmas to all, regardless of your age! 😀
I’ll second that 👍🎄
Same to you!
Lovely!
Getting to old age is a privilege yeoh embrace it cos you’re alive aintcha hahahah !
I was asked at church “ how are you doing today ? “. I replied “ it’s too early to tell “ .
No one told my brain that I am old, it still doesn’t know
Your brain never gets old.
It's not that were this old it's how did we get this old this fast!
'Into every reign, a little life must fall.'
Roy Clark 'Last Of The Summer Wine' BBC TV show.
I don’t mind getting old. I just don’t like the aches, stiffness and lack of normal flexibility. I get tired easily and don’t like all wrinkles. But otherwise, it’s better than the 2nd choice.
78 here. Gave up caffeine finally a few years ago. Bad drug. Vasoconstrictor. Having fruits for breakfast with 1000 mg vit C. Gave up sugar and fried anything. Having proteins and lots of vegetables in the day. Avoiding potato, banana, rice, wheat, having Millets in evening only. Following food combining, Feeling young. Joints free. No nasty heart things. No breathlessness while going up hill. Gave up smoking cigarettes at 43. And pot at 75! Never cared much for alcohol. Kept physically active in middle age. Learned to sit for meditation in my twenties. Had ten years of celibacy and many decades of a healthy sex life. Music. Use urine therapy. Consult doctors for diagnoses only. Etc. Anyway - feeling great. Writing a lot. Have young friends. Live in the now. Here's to happy ageing. 😎
I’m 86 and still trying to figure things out. I am still rather handsome and only occasionally shade the truth .
I'm 69. What an embarrassing number to be for an entire year.
You must be the youngest one on here.
Yes it is but it does start with a six...❤
Getting old isn’t for the weak and young 😉
My husband and I were eating at a restaurant a few years ago and another older couple was seated at a nearby table. I noticed every time I would look up the lady was looking at me which was really starting to annoy me. I kept thinking, why does this old lady keep looking at me? As we were finishing our meal, I realized that we actually went to school together. She was in class with my older brother. The last time I had seen her I was in my 20's and during my first marriage we would spend many evenings at their house playing games. I hadn't seen them in at least 40 years and laugh when I think about how I was considering her an old lady when I noticed her watching me. We finally figured out why each of us seemed familiar to the other and had the opportunity to catch up a little. LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you
You're welcome
Everything I buy comes with a lifetime warranty.
There is wisdom abounding in these quotes. I'm 71, and I am still young at heart. I'm never going to grow old!
77776 77
No one ever does, the brain never knows age.
Positive thoughts ! Say it every day 😊
@@deniseking2541 I agree. Thank you, Denise. Wise words.
I'm 71 and my wife still asks me (sometimes) when am I going to grow up. I guess (hope) never. And we've been married over 45 years. Cheers!
That's wonderful to hear! It sounds like you've found the secret to keeping the spirit young. Here's to many more years of youthful mischief and happiness with your wife. Cheers to you both! 🥂
"You may grow old but you don't have to grow up" Kelli ( Missy) Raharuhi a message she sent to her sister-in-law on her 50th birthday 🎉
i am 78, it is really funny made me laugh
They did make me smile. Merry Christmas and thank you.
Good! Good! And better. Sadly, all true!
Well, at least the truth comes with a side of humor!
By far the best quote here was "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely". That so accurately describes so many of the counterproductive/brainwashed beliefs that most people continue to hold throughout their lives. And then they pass them on to their children, who then pass them on to their children. This is why so little social progress has been made for hundreds of years, and why many other assorted problems never get fixed. It's so pathetic. The human race is capable of so much more than this.
The older I get, the older old gets.
"I have become 80. I cannot recommend it, and will never do it again." Otto Kuhler, industrial designer, locomotive stylist.
Aging gracefully is an art form, isn't it? 😄
I once overheard at a funeral "The worst thing about your parents dying is that you are the old farts now.".
Father Time is undefeated
Old folks mention their ages so often. It's because we're trying to convince ourselves that it's real. Weren't we all in our twenties last week?
It's true, isn't it? Sometimes it feels like we blinked and suddenly found ourselves a few decades down the road! But hey, each age comes with its own adventures and wisdom, right? 😄