Funny quotes about love and marriage
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2024
- Check out some funny celebrity quotes about the trials and tribulations of love and marriage.
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Laughed and cried at the same time!😂😂😂😂❤
Glad it made you laugh, Jean. Thanks a lot for your lovely comment.
Funny stuff there.Thanks for posting.🤣I have been married for over 40 years and there's a lot of truth in these.
Thanks for your comment, Roy. Over 40 years married - wow! I bet you can relate to many of the quotes, but I'm sure you wouldn't change a thing.
Some really funny but true quotes 😃
Many thanks, Steve
I haven't been married long to have a say, but I can imagine and understand all these quotes, they are all unique, brilliant and just awesome. Maybe a clever engagement gift? I love this video and song Steve, thank jou so much. Maybe a short marriage is okay after all?! 🌟🎁🍀💖🌟
I absolutely enjoyed these, had lots of laughter and love everyone's comments
Thank you so much - really pleased you liked them
Wow! This is so good!
Glad you think so!
Retirement is great until your health deteriorates 😢
Brilliant and so true.
Thanks a lot, Rusty - so pleased you liked it
Awesome video and soundtrack!!!
Glad you enjoyed it
My husband once told me that I get mad at the stupidest things. I told him then he should quit doing stupid things. He never told me that again.
Marriage is like playing a hand of poker. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end all you want are two clubs and a spade.
Ha! Ha! Thank you so much, Mary
@@MusicalPearls😅
I like how you summed that up,it is sad but true and very funny.
Another brilliant upload, Steve!
Glad you enjoyed it
Great! Thank you.
You are very welcome. Thanks for watching.
Never blame anyone in your life.The good people give you happiness.The bad people give you experience.The worst people give you a lesson.The best people give you memories.
Thanks a lot, Kathleen - that's a great philosophy
A marriage is like a 3 course meal with the dessert at the beginning
Awfully negative. I've been married 36 years, and it's wonderful. He's wonderful.
You are blessed. Me too, It's 42 years this year. She's wonderful.
Behind every successful man there is a woman phoning and asking "What time are you coming home?"
Nice one, Bill. That's certainly true. Thanks for watching.
Great video and I like the song 👍
Thank you so much
Nice one!!!
Thanks for the visit
Very funny!
Thanks a lot, Divina - so pleased you liked it
Love it ❤
Thanks for your lovely comment
Marriage is grand. Divorce can cost you millions.
Ha! Ha! Many thanks, Bill. Hope you're not speaking from bitter experience.
@@MusicalPearls Yes but I'm a retired lawyer. This was my toast to my daughter and her new husband-sort of a forewarning
My wife are i are celebrating our 50th Wedding Anniversary in July.
The secret behind our long lasting marriage as that we didnt divorced...this is me saying, no one else
Lord that was funny.
Thanks again, Kathleen. Really appreciate it.
Fantastic
Thank you! Cheers!
True.🇨🇦🇬🇧😎
Many thanks, Ken
Yes, we like 💋
Thanks again, ladies
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Many thanks, Line
The perfect marriage is when two imperfect people refuse to give up on each other.
Marriage is psychological. One is usually psycho while the other is logical.
I should know. I've been with my wife for 45 yrs. now. BTW, she's the psycho. :o)
Ha! Ha! Thanks a lot, Reb. I see you speak from experienc, but I'm sure it's been a good one. Good luck with the next 45 yrs and thanks again for the visit.
@@MusicalPearls Yes, it's been quite an "experience". I cannot say it's always been good though. That's where the refusing to give up on each other comes in...or just refusing to give up. However, we both said before we got married, there will never be a divorce. However, there may be a "killin".
She would beg to differ, I'm sure.
The quote from milton berle would more accurately attributed to Frank Fay. He, (milton) never said anything funny in his life that he didn't steal from a comedian who actually WAS funny.
You go to fast I can’t read the whole thing.
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