Especially if they actually can do hair. Stop giving business to folks who can't. The bad ones will eventually phase out. I'm all about giving flowers while they're here, not just at the funeral.
I just broke up with my hair dresser because of the wait time. She was a pack a cooler, bring a Snuggie, and a neck pillow, type of stylist. The breaking point was a sew-in appointment at “1:30 pm”, I got home after 10:30 pm… and it looked like a zombie did it. It was giving postmortem, 28-Days Later, rigor mortis, realness. Done.
Why these professional comedy writers making all the big bucks. The funniest, laugh-out-loud stuff I've ever read is always in the comments section written by us regular folks.
When miss lady with the bald head laid back in that bowl, all I could think about was that scene in Beauty Shop, “You ain’t even got no hair. What he gone do, braid ya scalp??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember those dreadful days of crowded overbooked salons with the stylist eating lunch while doing people's hair and you waiting 2 hours to get ya hair done. So grateful to have a found a professional, customer focused stylist. 😁
Honey I had to ask an African hair braider to wash her hands with soap and water before doing my hair because she was eating with her hands. I asked under the guise of skin allergies. I also had her use my hair utensils. I do my own hair now.
See, See See, this is why 15 years ago, I stopped using Perm in my Hair, and went natural. This is true. Great sketch. Well written acted and well presented. ✊🏾❤🖤💚✊🏾🙏🏾
As a stylist it's embarrassing that our corner of the industry is being ridiculed like this. However I'm also aware that we brought this on ourselves. We need to do better fellow hairstylists!
Starting with appointments. Don't make people who have appointments wait for hours. It's disrespectful and the main reason I stopped going and went natural.
It doesn't help that there's many stylists and salons ran by ppl who have passion without education. My mom made me go to a bootleg salon once. The daughter (a beauty student) did half my head before her mom (owner/ only main stylist) finished it. One side was obviously more damaged, frizzy, etc. I was embarrassed for months. Some of these stylists couldn't even qualify as a shampoo person. If I go to a salon, I go to beauty colleges for the discount rates and they shower my natural hair with praise
This show just keeps on getting better. There is a South African movie called Swirl, that’s got a very similar narrative to this. Congratulations ladies. You guys are something that I could have never imagined. But also exactly what I need.
I love that this show gives us black female legends past and present. I LOVE that its hilarious and relatable, but seeing my faves is always an added bonus. Love seeing Elise Neal❤
@@floregbadie2815 true.. when I need a trim, my friend who is a hairdresser comes over. As for the rest, God bless TH-cam videos. My edges are still kicking!!😂🙏🏾
I had to cancel my appointment last minute and My hairdresser of 10 years still insisted on charging me for the service. No customer loyalty whatsoever. Needless to say I did not pay. So sick and tired of the BS we go through.
I watched Vanessa Williams video, “I got work to do” and I noticed he be of the dancers and said, “ Is that an Elise O’Neal?” I went to google and sho nuff there she was. Beautiful queens
🤣😂 Oh god this brings back sooo many memories. I remember waiting to get my hair done for hours, running back n forth to the candy store or greasy spoon next door cause i was starving. Then, end up going home with an uninvited hair cut that was supposed to be just a "little trim". Whole day and hair gone down the drain lol. 🤣🤣😂😂
I know this quite a stretch just came through, imagine if they did a part two. I would be on the floor.🤣🤣🤣 One word" Hilarious" So much talent and creativity keep it coming y'all. This is just as awesome as the last. Top knotch everything 💕💕💯😊
@@SchemeThatToddSetUp OMG YESS!!! Have one person in the chair they're trying to finish up, while one sitting in the shampoo bowl, lost and forgotten. Another under the drying who they keep adding more time to, just frying their scalp away. All while another is still in the waiting section, now 25 min after her appt. time because the stylist couldn't get it together😑😂
I traveled 2 hrs for a hair appointment, waited one hour around the general address before an unexpected typhoon. And still didn't get my hair done. Girl said she lost her phone but could've told the desk attendant she had someone coming and let her know. 5 hours wasted
I made an appt 3 weeks ahead for a wedding and the stylist calls me as I'm getting out of my car and says there's a 4 hr wait. I was livid. I DID my own hair and never returned.
"Dang, make it make sense Ms Gigi. Did you go to Hogwarts?"
"No...Howard"
no lie women from howard are magical.
This!!!
And the band music came in for second when she said it...
H.U.!!!
@@mschanee You know!
“Notice our shampoo and conditioner sets are proportional to usage” LITERALLY ALL I ASK FOR😭😭
Amen 🙏🏾
Preach!!
I buy 3 bottles of conditioner for every 1 bottle of shampoo, and I still run out of conditioner before shampoo!!!
Seriously.
“You ain’t tag me” had me rolling. I know hair stylists who trip when people don’t tag them. 🤣😂
i need the promo
Especially if they actually can do hair. Stop giving business to folks who can't. The bad ones will eventually phase out. I'm all about giving flowers while they're here, not just at the funeral.
My pictures are about me. If I pay for it shouldn't you be promoting me lol
Yes. That part.
As if you’re obligated🤣 people are so entitled.
"Shampoo and conditioner sets are proportional to usage" if only!! lol 12/10.
Shouldn’t the shampoo be bigger than the conditioner??
@@norapeace6526 Nope!!!
@@ShawnteAmoure why??
that's the kicker....cause conditioner be the KEY FOR REAL🤣🤣🤣
@@norapeace6526 Because (as the show heavily implies) black women use wayyy more conditioner than shampoo. You never heard of the phrase “Co-Wash?”
“Same one she had on during the LA riots.” 😭😭 I can’t!! 🤣
Took me slam out! 😂🤣
Didn't get that part. What does it mean?
@@learntospellpeople .. Google LA riots. Be prepared.✌
@@learntospellpeople The LA riots happened in 1992. I think it was a reference to the time span...29 years
@@earhustler2639 Thank you It makes sense now.
That's how long she's had the hair style lol.
I just broke up with my hair dresser because of the wait time. She was a pack a cooler, bring a Snuggie, and a neck pillow, type of stylist. The breaking point was a sew-in appointment at “1:30 pm”, I got home after 10:30 pm… and it looked like a zombie did it. It was giving postmortem, 28-Days Later, rigor mortis, realness. Done.
Oh, baby!! How are you holding up? Are interviewing other hair dressers?
I feel for u sis...Gawd is good
When you leave a hairdresser, it really is like a breakup! I give them chance after chance b/c I hate starting over with someone new.
Why these professional comedy writers making all the big bucks. The funniest, laugh-out-loud stuff I've ever read is always in the comments section written by us regular folks.
I understand. I said goodbye after a 6 hr wait for a wash and style. My appt was at 6am she took me at 12noon. Ain't nobody THAT good. Girl Bye.
This is why you need to give credit where credit is due.
She ain't gonna do that, she already claimed a sonogram pic as hers lol... I like how these skits turn sideways, the black twilight zone lol..
😂😂😂 yep!
@@ivorenesmith9003 😂
Explain!?
Thanks for all the likes!
Ok! Let’s salute the product placement of Tracee Ellis Ross’ hair products !
I peeped that too!!!!! This is amazing!
Good looking out 😉
Yahhhhss. I thought I was the only one who peeped.
Its a number of black owned hair brands in there, love to see it
@@Dobes18 Yes TGIN a fave!
Can we just applaud how GREAT Elise Neal looks....Like sis don't age. She and Pharrell must drink the same kinda water.
She looks amazing.
@@junsuimidori1448 she does look fabulous
I was about to say the same thing
Yes 🙌🏾
Elise Neal is in this?
Christian music never stopped anyone from doing wrong. My pastor’s mistress told me that 😂🤣
Only a styles can say and you know it the truth. Best line ever !!
Well, let me testify... Pass me not, O Gentle Savior kept me from doing wrong many time.
@@ketennievaughn2317 Thanks for The Spoiler
@@ro-fz1jt It's only a spoiler if you go to the comments first...
Truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When miss lady with the bald head laid back in that bowl, all I could think about was that scene in Beauty Shop, “You ain’t even got no hair. What he gone do, braid ya scalp??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
SAME 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Martin when Gina bald the lady was a funny one too.
Omg literally I thought about that movie too 😂😂😂😂
"gimme like... fo' hours." took me OUT 😂😂
Accurate
Lol same 😂😂😂
Memories….
The chix tenders tastin like cigarette 🚬🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Ya’ll are straight scaring me right now. Black hair trauma.
Yeah I was trying to enjoy but that hair trauma is real.
Hair trauma is real
I like the support A Black Lady Sketch Show is getting. The highest views on HBO YT channel is for this show! This makes me happy. 🙌🏽👑
And it got picked up for a 3rd season
Although I don’t find some funny, I mostly have to read thru the comment to decode the humor, i still watch to show my support.
@@ayoayo7730 same but this is the best skit of this season to me
@@dance4life1208 Get it as it is is very funny too, they were talking very fast I turned ON my caption.
Now let’s hope HBO pays them what they would a white man.
I remember those dreadful days of crowded overbooked salons with the stylist eating lunch while doing people's hair and you waiting 2 hours to get ya hair done. So grateful to have a found a professional, customer focused stylist. 😁
The worst wait for me was about 6 hours. I did not return.
@@dianet1659 Oh *cringe* Did they even service you?
I envy you.
Honey I had to ask an African hair braider to wash her hands with soap and water before doing my hair because she was eating with her hands. I asked under the guise of skin allergies. I also had her use my hair utensils. I do my own hair now.
I'm still looking for one
Almost every black woman wishes this was real and affordable
I was just waiting for her to drop that price tag!
OH IF IT ONLY WAS THE REAL. ABOVE BUDGET OUT OF ARMS LENGTH WHAT'S A GAL TO DO?
I thought the price tag was gonna be the gag fr fr !!
Honestly if it was real I would just get a second mortgage if it wasn't affordable.
THE HAIR WAR IS REAL!
Im black men, and that is my dream. Imagine having the right amout of Hair Condicioner to use without fear. Thats just... Magic. Its unheard of.
Now i’m sitting here wishing there actually was a Wigzard of Oz 😭
Girl yes! Wait times at hair salons what started me doing my own hair from youtube videos
She needs to have her own show where she helps a girl out every episode. 😭
Me too😩😩😩
I WISH I WISH I WISH CLICK'N THE RED BOTTOMS TOGETHER 3×
Me too! 😩😩😩
Adding Skye Townsend to the show has definitely rounded out the cast...She can play any character, believably!
She has absolute limitless range
She is amazing!💖
Yes! So talented. Sometimes I can't even tell where she is and I have to look for her in some of the skits because she blends in so well.
My reaction to the end of the sketch: “Why??????”
R.I.P. Forehead
Chasing the dragon madam, chasing it.
The hair budget on this show (on all three seasons) is literally amazing.
Every. Single. Episode.
See, See See, this is why 15 years ago, I stopped using Perm in my Hair, and went natural. This is true. Great sketch. Well written acted and well presented. ✊🏾❤🖤💚✊🏾🙏🏾
Why could I hear this in the Doc's voice. 😆😆😆
Thee Best comment!!😆😆😆👍🏾
@@morgank98 Me too!! 😅
@@morgank98 as soon as I read see see see! 💀
I see how you WEAVEd in that quote from another sketch. Cute, girl!
I was shouting the whole time!!! 🤣😂 "That ain't nothing but GAWD! Nothing but GAWD!" I LOVE BLACK EXCELLENCE!!!
"Am I white here?"..."NOPE!" flatlined, I'm done__________🤣🤣🤣
I'm over here rewinding this back again like hip hop in the 90s 😂
Mary dancing next to Mary 😂. Hello maaary ( Jackee voice)
The joy this show brings me is just unimaginable
I heard at Wigzard of Oz, they don’t bump your ends! Just booked my appointment!
😆😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂💀
😭😭😭
i know that's right!
“ these chicken wings taste like cigarettes “ 👀🤣😂😂 Be back in 4 hours !! Lawd
Too many times I was ALMOST finish and was like, "Please don't go to lunch, please don't go to lunch." And she went to lunch!!! REALLY!!!
As a stylist it's embarrassing that our corner of the industry is being ridiculed like this. However I'm also aware that we brought this on ourselves. We need to do better fellow hairstylists!
Starting with appointments. Don't make people who have appointments wait for hours. It's disrespectful and the main reason I stopped going and went natural.
Indeed
Don't wet my hair and sit me in a cap and leave me.
It doesn't help that there's many stylists and salons ran by ppl who have passion without education. My mom made me go to a bootleg salon once. The daughter (a beauty student) did half my head before her mom (owner/ only main stylist) finished it. One side was obviously more damaged, frizzy, etc. I was embarrassed for months. Some of these stylists couldn't even qualify as a shampoo person. If I go to a salon, I go to beauty colleges for the discount rates and they shower my natural hair with praise
It is devastating that hairdressers don’t profit from their profession; hair supply chains do.
“Did you go to hog warts? “ “Howard” 😂😂😂
I don't get it. help?
@@Wordalways Howard is an HBCU.
@@brandygee9954 hog warts?
@@Wordalways hogwarts as in the school Harry Potter went to
@@Wordalways Oh my bad! It's a fictional wizard school in the Harry Potter series. I thought you meant Howard.
When she said, ‘Howard.’ Yassssss!!! HU! 👩🏾🔬
This show just keeps on getting better. There is a South African movie called Swirl, that’s got a very similar narrative to this. Congratulations ladies. You guys are something that I could have never imagined. But also exactly what I need.
Indeed😄😃💯
Elise Neal looks amazing!!😍
Stunning!🥰
I love that this show gives us black female legends past and present. I LOVE that its hilarious and relatable, but seeing my faves is always an added bonus. Love seeing Elise Neal❤
🖤Oh, my pre-stretched hair...🖤
😭
And this is the reason why I went natural, people!!😂🤣😂🤣
Me too!! Too much time at the hair dresser.
Still wish I could buy proportional shampoo and conditioner...
I'm natural and I go to the salon every now and then, usually once a year when I travel to get my hair twisted by my African hairdressers lol..
You still have to take care of ur natural hair. My friend played with her natural hair, her edges are gone.
@@floregbadie2815 true.. when I need a trim, my friend who is a hairdresser comes over. As for the rest, God bless TH-cam videos. My edges are still kicking!!😂🙏🏾
Love that they placed black owned products
Love how they plugged in Tracee Ross’ beauty line.
“I have not gotten this many likes since I posted some random girls sonogram with the caption “big news”” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gimme like… 4 hours.
Too real.
😂
That's after she been in there since last Thursday 🤣😂
I haven’t been to a hairstylist in 9 months bc I couldn’t take it anymore now if Wigzard of Oz existed it may change my mind 😂
I had to cancel my appointment last minute and My hairdresser of 10 years still insisted on charging me for the service. No customer loyalty whatsoever. Needless to say I did not pay. So sick and tired of the BS we go through.
Come THROUGH Elise Neal!
Looking Amazing
WHERE IS MY HAIRY GODMUDDA?
LOOKING LONG & HARD
HELP ME FIND HER LORD PLEASE LORD
She is still a stunna💞💞💞
That sizzle at the end on the forehead had me wincing in pain- brought back too many memories lol
Gigi have the most beautiful dress in this show ever. She is the fairy godmother of wigs.
This ENTIRE skit was LIFE imitating LIFE!!! Bravo ladies👏👏👏👏👏🥰🥰
This show is AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS!!!
Just discovered that Skye Townsend is Robert Townsend’s daughter. Explains her comedic timing. She’s great 👍🏽
oh wow....that's awesome.....
Whaaaaaaaa! She better rock that Hollywood Shuffle talent!
Are you kidding me?!
Wow just looked her up - makes perfect sense. I love her performances!!
I love this show it cheers me up when I'm having a bad day.💕
“Look at God” “Look at her!” 🤣😂🤣😂
“That ain’t nothing but Gawdt. Nothin’ but Gawdt.” 😭😭😭
I caught the " T" at the end of that too!!! I think that's what really made me giggle the most...
I watched Vanessa Williams video, “I got work to do” and I noticed he be of the dancers and said, “ Is that an Elise O’Neal?” I went to google and sho nuff there she was. Beautiful queens
If only...Gigi place truly existed! 😇
2:20 The hair looks pristine, though. Not tagging that is a CRIME.
“Look at God...yes look at her “❤️❤️
Elise Neal hasn't aged a bit! GORGEOUS!
😭😭😭😭..."MISS GIGI... JUMBO CONDITIONERS" ??? 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have had locs for over 15 yrs..
That curling iron did it for me!!!
Took me back!!!
Wait...but the Mary J Blige dance was so accurate!!
Yesss! 😂
😅😅😅 hilarious and comedy genius at it's finest! That part, no I went to Howard! 😂
You ain't tag me???😂😂😂And kudos to Elise Neal❤
This is hilarious. Don't make me miss going to the hair dresser. Lol
Writing is amazing. Love how GiGi said the pastor’s mistress joke as she played one on Scandal. Brilliant!!
Margaret!! You look good gurl. PERIODT
😩😍🙃 All of my emotions watching this 🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂 Oh god this brings back sooo many memories. I remember waiting to get my hair done for hours, running back n forth to the candy store or greasy spoon next door cause i was starving. Then, end up going home with an uninvited hair cut that was supposed to be just a "little trim". Whole day and hair gone down the drain lol. 🤣🤣😂😂
That howard line hits harder since I just graduated from there 2 weeks ago. 👩🏽🎓🎓
Congrats!
👏👏Congratulations 👏👏That's my niece's Alma Mater too
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿much congratulations to you love🥰🤗
Congratulations! You are the one they all prayed for ~ may you Bless the world with your Gifts and Love!
Congratulations!!! All the way from London! Wishing you all the best for the future!
"Look at God", "Look at Her"
The accuracy 💅🏾
Don’t forget “only trims 1/4 inch” and “always has an availability for you”! Loved this! 💯
@:45 "Am I white here?" She said THAT!
"stop lyin, what if i'm late?" "send your hair ahead of time of course." aybo😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not the chicken tenders tasting like cigarettes 😂😂😂😂
That’s the part that killed me!! 😂😂
“Look at God!”
“Look at Her.”
😂😂😂
I feel like the "My shop is like hip hop in the 90's, you can sample anything you want" went wildly underappreciated.
You didn’t tag Ms. Gigi!!!! You trippppped 😂😅
Like music in the 90's you can sample anything you want.
Absolutely nobody:
Black people when something miraculous happens: Look at God 🙏🏽
look at her
We know God and the works done, well some of it us....
Same for Latinos except we include the saints
“Did you go to Hogwarts?”
“No….. Howard” I loved this line 👏🏽
“These chicken tenders taste like cigarettes” 😂
I cant with them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know this quite a stretch just came through, imagine if they did a part two. I would be on the floor.🤣🤣🤣 One word" Hilarious"
So much talent and creativity keep it coming y'all. This is just as awesome as the last. Top knotch everything 💕💕💯😊
I Absolutely love this Show!! 🤩🤩🤩
Love love......I want to marry this show its so funny
NOTHIN BUT GAWD!
People are sleeping in this show and i dont know why! Its so good!
*"You ain't tag me?"*
Finally a show that is for me!!! I have to pause it just to explain to my husband what everything means.
Dear GODESS. This is not a show. Real talk, this is my life. I've lost years, just bc of my hair "appointments."
They really have ladies sitting in a salon chair losing an ENTIRE DAY for a hairdo that may not come out how you wanted
That never start on time have no fewer than 3 other people book at the same time...
@@SchemeThatToddSetUp OMG YESS!!! Have one person in the chair they're trying to finish up, while one sitting in the shampoo bowl, lost and forgotten. Another under the drying who they keep adding more time to, just frying their scalp away. All while another is still in the waiting section, now 25 min after her appt. time because the stylist couldn't get it together😑😂
@@QuinnTheSuperStar 😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 yes friend..then they wet your head really quick so you can't change your mind and leave..lol 😂I'm up on game now 🧐
“Starting on time” wow 😮
I can’t express how much I love this show
2:24 ‘I have never gotten what I wanted before!’😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did you go to Hogwarts? Nooooo… Howard 😂 yesss
I traveled 2 hrs for a hair appointment, waited one hour around the general address before an unexpected typhoon. And still didn't get my hair done. Girl said she lost her phone but could've told the desk attendant she had someone coming and let her know. 5 hours wasted
Outrageous...
I made an appt 3 weeks ahead for a wedding and the stylist calls me as I'm getting out of my car and says there's a 4 hr wait. I was livid. I DID my own hair and never returned.
Wow! The stories keep getting more frustrating as I scroll! ABLSS is so great a bringing the BW experience to screen for us to reflect and laugh at!
"Nothing but gowdt!!!"
Why is this so relatable. All the many Saturdays I spent waiting around in the salon ...😢
So much truth going on here. Too hilarious!
So many great lines. Loving Gabrielle's delivery of "Nothin' but god."
Love the execution. I wish they left a sign that it was real. Like a fiber or something. Poor lady learn to tag.
I love how they had had a cameo of Pattern (Tracee Ellis Ross’ products) in the sketch. Sisters supporting sisters. ❤️
Gabrielle Dennis is comic gold here.
I'll take the curling irons that don't burn!!
And Ms Gigi's wig. The hair, the color. Yes!!
I. LOVE. THIS. SHOW.....