a known fact the crocodile is sort of bullet proof they have a tough hide or skin on their backs best way to kill one would be to shoot the quarter sized spot in the back of their head and the fact that none of those jack asses are shooting it in that spot but in it's back or head no wonder why the bullets had no effect on it
I always enjoy it when you re-edit an old video. It usually triggers a binge watching session, but that’s not a bad thing! Thank you for reminding me how much you hated this awful, awful film. Now to go watch your review of Crocodile 2! 🖤
@@liliesrnice that is so cool! And may I just say that you have magnificent taste in TH-camrs?😼 It’s awesome to meet a fellow Phelous fan (or should that be a “phellow Phelous phan”?)! What’s your favorite review? I’m really partial to his video on Amityville 4. It’s just hilarious that the filmmakers tried to make a lamp into a convincingly menacing villain. And I just LOVE his Bootleg Zone videos! Idk how or why it’s so entertaining to watch Phelous play with cheap knockoff toys but omg it is just magnificent.
I used to watch this film in my childhood... This was Infact my first time monster crocodile movie ever, surprisingly I often saw when it's chasing after main characters all the way to the end!!!
Having been a fan since 2010, I can genuinely say I've seen every single Phelous video at least 3 times. & since TH-cam has decided that not everyone I'm subscribed to is worthy of being in my subs box, I usually end up watching them on his site.
@@LikaLaruku why does TH-cam do that to us?! Ugh, it drives me mad when they just casually decide “Oh, you don’t REALLY want to know when this creator posts something new!” No, TH-cam, if I don’t want that knowledge I will alert the notification settings on my subscription accordingly. But I like your method of watching content on Phelous’s personal site! I need to try doing that myself next time!!! ETA: almost forgot to say that you too have incredibly fine taste in TH-camrs! Nice to meet another lover of Phelous’s fantastic (phantastic?) content! 😺
casually brushing away the fake fire and getting sucked into the vacuum cleaner in mac & me are some of my favorite phelous moments for some stupid reason. i love your silly DIY effects
man i remember when 2011 didn't seem that long ago, and it felt like internet reviewing was a new phenomena. now this video feels a little like looking at clips of variety shows from the 60s/70s. It's a window into what was popular in another time. Really weird. I love that Phelous stayed close to the original 'genre' of comedic internet film reviews, though. Especially the lack of random, repetitive sponsors. It's one of those things you don't appreciate until you notice that most content creators are doing it.
Unfortunately, due to the way TH-cam handles ads and copyright shit, those repetitive sponsors are the only option most creators have these days to actually make a living doing it. Is it annoying we have to keep hearing about the same ones over and over, yes, but I still prefer it to them not making money off their work.
Man, Phealous videos are something else. Not one of his contemporaries have content from this tme that aged well but this stuff is just so... sardonic and apathetic, with the surreal recurring memes, they feel ahead of their time.
Personally, I think Princess the Dog is actually trying to goad the Crocodile to eat the stupid humans! She and the Crocodile are the real Heroes of the film!
The idiot with the "she's on a rhaaampage!" and the other idiot who goes and tries to warn the crocodile, they crack me up. I wish this was some sci-fi and the crocodile was Leatherhead from TMNT, his cajun accent would make this so much funnier.
To this day people argue this with me. Used to date a crocodile trapper, and he would always show the massive rifle he carried with him after he ran into a crocodile that literally ignored a whole magazine of 9mm rounds. He had half of them he picked up later because they bounced off the bony ridges on it's back.
"Sobek Lake?" I love it. Sobek is an ancient Egyptian god with a crocodile head. That's actually clever. Whichever set designer did that deserves a raise.
God damn I love this review. I listen to it at work like once a week. Thanks for the reminder to get your patreon again now that I'm working again. Thanks brother
actually in part of this movie actually is right when the guy calls the crocodile a dinosaur because crocodile are kind of a prehistoric reptile they had ancestors kind of and they were called Sarco's so maybe this guy played ark survival evolved seen a sarco in it and then confused this crocodile with a sarco- (i'm making a joke)
Takes me back to your stuff from a decade ago. I remember the following year you started doing a lot of MK stuff like the animated promo, the first and second movie and then Conquest. Would you ever consider going through the games one by one, slowly, over a year or 2 or something? I would love to hear your take on the whole series, what you liked and disliked and I'm sure your breakdown of differences between ports and stuff would be intricately detailed as always......... but also funny as always. :) The evolution of the games is exactly like the quality from your early Mortal Komedy series episodes to the latest ones you did lol.
I feel like princess is friends with the crocodile and is playing with it seeing as how it never tries to actually eat her and looks like it's missing her on purpose
(sees a bunch of negative reviews get claimed and removed) "Hehehehe, that's a corporation, alright! Y'see, companies usually monetize their films. They ain't doin' this cuz they're hungry. They're on a RAMPAGE!"
Phelan Now: So we're meant to be rooting for the crocodile right? Me When I Watch Friday The 13th: So im meant to be rooting for Hockey Mask Man right?
Anyone that think its fun to smash eggs really should experience a crocodile deathroll. Also there was a crocodile that was bullet proof. It ate hippos which are also bulletproof.
1:40 I think Phelous' reaction to that can sum up my thoughts on a certain show from the 2010s, that pretty much kept popping up everywhere and only added to the stuff that degraded my mental health at the time.
When every time I hear a specific theme I think of Phealous singing 😂 (don’t know the music name) Please tell me this movie has a soundtrack. That theme for the sherif is glorious 😜 ALSO that singing is priceless as always Saw originally 3.2.22
Tobe Hooper? How could the guy who helped make on of the best films of all time and even payed one of his actors with a single joint possible make a shitty movie when left alone!?!
Maybe he was drinking a lot because he felt Cannon Films ruined his chances of a career revival by editing all the exposition and atmosphere out of Lifeforce? But seriously, have you *SEEN* the director’s cut of that movie Shout Factory/Scream Factory released in 2015? There really is no other way to watch it now, the movie just has too many gaping plot holes otherwise! It was just like what Cannon Films would do later with all those partially lost scenes from Superman IV that shows Nuclear Man’s Bizarro-esq early prototype and how Lex managed to clone the later model with clothes. But I digress, Tobe Hooper set out to make a tribute to those old Hammer Films adaptations of the Quartermass tv serials, and you only really get that feeling when you watch the version where the editors allow the military scientist main characters to actually _explain the science_ !!
To be fair, crocodiles are basically the closest thing to dinosaurs, they are one of the oldest kind of reptiles that haven't really evolved that much since the late Cretaceous era only really getting smaller, they are 95 million years old. Like dinosaurs went extinct 66 million years ago, so they are from the dinosaur eras.
@@polrealfake um…..I think it’s because everyone including me has it on a playlist which saved the comments 😅 but um the video was originally unlisted prior to today at least 🤷♀️
Cutting down clips and replacing shots in motion during narration to still shots being zoomed in or out, as well as some shots being given the "yo-yo" like effect.
“Its on an rampage.” Became part of my vocabulary thanks to this video 😂 only second to Phelous’ beautiful cover of ‘how could this happen to me’.
Agreed😜
Part of mine too
the bloody sheriff theme and zoom ins get me rolling each time XD
a known fact the crocodile is sort of bullet proof they have a tough hide or skin on their backs best way to kill one would be to shoot the quarter sized spot in the back of their head and the fact that none of those jack asses are shooting it in that spot but in it's back or head no wonder why the bullets had no effect on it
😂yep
I always enjoy it when you re-edit an old video. It usually triggers a binge watching session, but that’s not a bad thing! Thank you for reminding me how much you hated this awful, awful film. Now to go watch your review of Crocodile 2! 🖤
I do the same thing!
@@liliesrnice that is so cool! And may I just say that you have magnificent taste in TH-camrs?😼 It’s awesome to meet a fellow Phelous fan (or should that be a “phellow Phelous phan”?)! What’s your favorite review? I’m really partial to his video on Amityville 4. It’s just hilarious that the filmmakers tried to make a lamp into a convincingly menacing villain. And I just LOVE his Bootleg Zone videos! Idk how or why it’s so entertaining to watch Phelous play with cheap knockoff toys but omg it is just magnificent.
I used to watch this film in my childhood... This was Infact my first time monster crocodile movie ever, surprisingly I often saw when it's chasing after main characters all the way to the end!!!
Having been a fan since 2010, I can genuinely say I've seen every single Phelous video at least 3 times.
& since TH-cam has decided that not everyone I'm subscribed to is worthy of being in my subs box, I usually end up watching them on his site.
@@LikaLaruku why does TH-cam do that to us?! Ugh, it drives me mad when they just casually decide “Oh, you don’t REALLY want to know when this creator posts something new!” No, TH-cam, if I don’t want that knowledge I will alert the notification settings on my subscription accordingly.
But I like your method of watching content on Phelous’s personal site! I need to try doing that myself next time!!!
ETA: almost forgot to say that you too have incredibly fine taste in TH-camrs! Nice to meet another lover of Phelous’s fantastic (phantastic?) content! 😺
casually brushing away the fake fire and getting sucked into the vacuum cleaner in mac & me are some of my favorite phelous moments for some stupid reason. i love your silly DIY effects
The Princess Near-Death Counter still gets me! You've always been so good at highlighting the ridiculousness of these movies
The opening gag killed me.
But fortunately the review brought me back to life.
man i remember when 2011 didn't seem that long ago, and it felt like internet reviewing was a new phenomena. now this video feels a little like looking at clips of variety shows from the 60s/70s. It's a window into what was popular in another time. Really weird.
I love that Phelous stayed close to the original 'genre' of comedic internet film reviews, though. Especially the lack of random, repetitive sponsors. It's one of those things you don't appreciate until you notice that most content creators are doing it.
Unfortunately, due to the way TH-cam handles ads and copyright shit, those repetitive sponsors are the only option most creators have these days to actually make a living doing it. Is it annoying we have to keep hearing about the same ones over and over, yes, but I still prefer it to them not making money off their work.
@@TamsinV eh true 😅 but I guess that’s why Phelous here has pateron 🤷♀️
Don't care if it's a re-edit. always love seeing you on my notifications.
It's always good to see Phelan's stuff on the feed, even if it's re-edits, great work still!
Man, Phealous videos are something else. Not one of his contemporaries have content from this tme that aged well but this stuff is just so... sardonic and apathetic, with the surreal recurring memes, they feel ahead of their time.
Wow almost 10 years since his review of crocodile where has the time gone
Almost? I thought it was nearly 11?
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin yes my math was off what can I say I was on a rampage
Whoa and I only first saw it in February 😂
Even stranger this movie is 22 years old.
@@FilipCordas holy cow
Personally, I think Princess the Dog is actually trying to goad the Crocodile to eat the stupid humans! She and the Crocodile are the real Heroes of the film!
YIPPIE!!! PRINCESS SURVIVED!!!😆
@@Concordia2767 I love your Jinx profile pic!
The idiot with the "she's on a rhaaampage!" and the other idiot who goes and tries to warn the crocodile, they crack me up. I wish this was some sci-fi and the crocodile was Leatherhead from TMNT, his cajun accent would make this so much funnier.
A true classic. The review, not the movie. lol
A movie that takes place in a crocodile's mansion would have been unique
So would the croc welcome them in dressed up? Are one of the guests his ex? Please someone, get on this.
Just the fact that it has a mansion😂
I love how the sheriff has a piece of the Smoke On The Water riff just following him around all the time, lmao
WOW DUNDEE FROM LION & THE KING FINALLY GOT HIS BIG ROLE
Dundee: you've told me to shut up, Robin. Who shuts up now?!
Robin: shut up, Dundee!
Dundee: OK, never mind
@@andreasnickmann370 XD well at least he had his denture wearing Uncle Albert in his corner maybe. U simply cannot make this Dingo shit up
13:40 correct, when they get big enough they *are* virtually bullet proof.
To this day people argue this with me. Used to date a crocodile trapper, and he would always show the massive rifle he carried with him after he ran into a crocodile that literally ignored a whole magazine of 9mm rounds. He had half of them he picked up later because they bounced off the bony ridges on it's back.
Gustave, the killer croc that inspired the movie Primeval, survived several gunshots.
"Huh, crocodiles are bulletproof." Gustav the bulletproof giga-croc would not approve of this sarcasm.
Princess really is the best character! She’s so fluffy and adorable!
Could this crocodile be Dundee's uncle albert?
I love your Megatron voice for the crocodile. :)
Tobe Hooper has one of the weirdest filmographies ever. From films like TCM, Poltergeist and Lifeforce to stuff like this. It's bizarre.
7:08 and 8:55 "How could this happen to me"
"Sobek Lake?" I love it. Sobek is an ancient Egyptian god with a crocodile head. That's actually clever. Whichever set designer did that deserves a raise.
15:22 **HE WHO RIDES THE SEA OF SAND INTENSIFIES**
God damn I love this review. I listen to it at work like once a week. Thanks for the reminder to get your patreon again now that I'm working again. Thanks brother
Aw come on goldfishes are actually pretty smart they don't deserve to be lumped in with these idiots
Goldfishes are completely useless now because they live in the water.
@@andreasnickmann370 Gasp!
A Phelous video still exists that has less than several ten-thousand views? Impossible, even with a recent reupload!
It's unlisted
actually in part of this movie actually is right when the guy calls the crocodile a dinosaur because crocodile are kind of a prehistoric reptile they had ancestors kind of and they were called Sarco's so maybe this guy played ark survival evolved seen a sarco in it and then confused this crocodile with a sarco- (i'm making a joke)
Takes me back to your stuff from a decade ago. I remember the following year you started doing a lot of MK stuff like the animated promo, the first and second movie and then Conquest. Would you ever consider going through the games one by one, slowly, over a year or 2 or something? I would love to hear your take on the whole series, what you liked and disliked and I'm sure your breakdown of differences between ports and stuff would be intricately detailed as always......... but also funny as always. :)
The evolution of the games is exactly like the quality from your early Mortal Komedy series episodes to the latest ones you did lol.
Thanks!
Thank you, Poipoigirl!
7:08 HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!
One of the first reviews I watched way back- brought a lot of nostalgia 💕
Sheriff theme is epic !
Being reminded of the films existence...HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE??
It’s sad Tobe Hooper wasn’t able to get back to his success with Poltergeist or Texas Chainsaw
With blunders like The Mangler and so forth...
RIP Tobe Hooper.
@@scottylewis8124 I thought Lifeforce had a sweet concept
@@tbirdUCW6ReAJ Lifeforce?
@@scottylewis8124 It’s about Vampires from Space
*Insert Some Dundy Jokes From Lion And The King here*
Princess! My God!
Shut up, Dundee!
Hm, even if you just insert a joke, it's not done!
Reupload! Good excuse to watch a classic episode!
LOL at the Troll 3 callback with the sheriff theme song
@@Tareltonlives thank you for that 🙂
A deal with a crocodile... a *CROCODEAL*
Definitely hands down one of my favorite movie reviews from ya~😆
15:26 has to be my favourite bit. It had me laughing out loud at midnight
Another great re-edit
You could play that guitar riff over anything
I feel like princess is friends with the crocodile and is playing with it seeing as how it never tries to actually eat her and looks like it's missing her on purpose
*SHE'S ON A RAMPAGE.*
One clever detail in this entire thing is the lake being Sobek Lake. And this is only clever relative to this movie.
My Hero, good stuff bud
Forgot about "heh heh heh - shes on a rampage" until this moment - very nice to re live that
It's like a continuation of Eaten Alive, too bad it wasn't better.
I just watch not too long ago. The movie Primal about the cryptic giant crocodile in Africa name Gustav.
(sees a bunch of negative reviews get claimed and removed)
"Hehehehe, that's a corporation, alright! Y'see, companies usually monetize their films. They ain't doin' this cuz they're hungry. They're on a RAMPAGE!"
15:26 we call that the "death roll"
What is it people say …. ‘This guitar theme is the GOAT’?😜 yeah it’s the GOAT😎
Also hello again 🙂 whoa this is 11 years old?!🙃
What a fun Sunday 🥳
15:22 Ok, I love this movie now.
I love the bulk and skull theme lol
The Seventh Heaven jokes always make me laugh, even all these years later XD
Yeah but now I get a little unclean about it considering the leading actor. I grew up on the show
OK but did anybody notice the lake is called Sobek Lake? I thought that was neat
Eventually, this video is gonna have no video footage of the movie, just you talking about it while holding up the dvd case.
Phelan Now: So we're meant to be rooting for the crocodile right?
Me When I Watch Friday The 13th: So im meant to be rooting for Hockey Mask Man right?
Hands down! Princess is the best character!
Good review. I have a soft spot for cheesy gator movies. My favorite being Dinocroc vs Supergator
DON'T KILL PRINCESS KILLER CROC!!!😭
trippy i literally just watched this again like yesterday or the day before and now we get a re-edit. . neat.
i liked it. Especially think the ending jokes and stuff were better and pretty funny.
Looking forward to this.
Anyone that think its fun to smash eggs really should experience a crocodile deathroll.
Also there was a crocodile that was bullet proof. It ate hippos which are also bulletproof.
Please tell me there's a fan edit all from Princess' point of view with Bruce Willis' voice as her thoughts.
1:40 I think Phelous' reaction to that can sum up my thoughts on a certain show from the 2010s, that pretty much kept popping up everywhere and only added to the stuff that degraded my mental health at the time.
Riverdale?
My little pony friendship is magic?
@@renamon5658 Bingo.
@@Shades14 Nope.
@@retrogamelover2012 why?😅 you might need a doctor then😶 considering this is confusing to me
"Rainbow Brite" as Phelan calls her looks upsettingly similar to Daphne (Kelley Palmer) in HOBGOBLINS.
That moment when you suddenly realize you've actually seen the movie he's reviewing. :)
Oh wow, throwback!
How did Tobe Hooper went from the masterpiece Texas Chainsaw Massacre to the Crocobunga shhhhiiiiieeeeet movie
Princess is the best character in this.
When every time I hear a specific theme I think of Phealous singing 😂 (don’t know the music name)
Please tell me this movie has a soundtrack. That theme for the sherif is glorious 😜 ALSO that singing is priceless as always
Saw originally 3.2.22
I love the thumbnail name; Crocophile.
Missed opportunity to do a re-edit of night of the lepus on unorthodox Easter
I don't re-edit unless I have to.
@@phelous oh i didn't know that
The best actor in this movie...? THE DOG!
I think I said that somewhere before. Can't remember where.
I almost expected Phelous to get eaten by the DVD box.
Princess VS Croc should have been a film series. It would have been better then what we did get
Tobe Hooper?
How could the guy who helped make on of the best films of all time and even payed one of his actors with a single joint possible make a shitty movie when left alone!?!
Maybe he was drinking a lot because he felt Cannon Films ruined his chances of a career revival by editing all the exposition and atmosphere out of Lifeforce? But seriously, have you *SEEN* the director’s cut of that movie Shout Factory/Scream Factory released in 2015? There really is no other way to watch it now, the movie just has too many gaping plot holes otherwise!
It was just like what Cannon Films would do later with all those partially lost scenes from Superman IV that shows Nuclear Man’s Bizarro-esq early prototype and how Lex managed to clone the later model with clothes. But I digress, Tobe Hooper set out to make a tribute to those old Hammer Films adaptations of the Quartermass tv serials, and you only really get that feeling when you watch the version where the editors allow the military scientist main characters to actually _explain the science_ !!
Saving Sunday from being boring.
To be fair, crocodiles are basically the closest thing to dinosaurs, they are one of the oldest kind of reptiles that haven't really evolved that much since the late Cretaceous era only really getting smaller, they are 95 million years old. Like dinosaurs went extinct 66 million years ago, so they are from the dinosaur eras.
Oh man I remember watching this on Scifi at like 3am
I love how you go back and re-edit your videos, and they are much better, but I don't know why they are so hard to find. You gotta fix that somehow
It’s unlisted
@@gracekim1998 Is that why the comments are years old even though my subscription feed said this video was uploaded 1 minute ago?
@@polrealfake um…..I think it’s because everyone including me has it on a playlist which saved the comments 😅 but um the video was originally unlisted prior to today at least 🤷♀️
So...no longer unlisted, eh? Cool beans
What did you change in this vid?
Where's the video from crocodile 2 gone?
Great
Nice!
Are these re-edits just to avoid copyright claims?
Yes you answered your question 😅
@@gracekim1998 wasn't sure so I figured I'd ask 👌
@@Luna-Fox okie dokie
What had to be re-edited?
Cutting down clips and replacing shots in motion during narration to still shots being zoomed in or out, as well as some shots being given the "yo-yo" like effect.
Also, more effects added with his jokes.
I thought Phelous was about to review the Thailand movie, Crocodile.
Well personally I think this is better than Anaconda or any of the other movies in that franchise.
lest's just watch fucking jaws
7:09 XD 😆
There's something about the audio of this film that just bothers me, like it feels like the voices aren't quite coming from the actors
What's re-edited?
But it has a cameo from "the scariest story ever" tm. I knew that game stop was evil but didn't know it somehow involved crocodile eggs
What changed?
Movie '' THE CROCODILE"
This seems familiar. Did Phelan do this before?
This seems familiar. Did Phelan do this before?
Triangle, triangle...
Triangle….ah you beat me to it😂