They never let poor Wallace join any of the Bowling games. But then one horrifying day, the Combine came to say: Wallace, won't you be the Ruler of Earth for us today?
"Welcome! Welcome to Zone 40! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban bowling games. I thought so much of Zone 40 that I elected to establish my presents here, in the building so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Zone 40 my home. And so, whether you are here to play, or watch while on your way to parts unknown - welcome to Zone 40. It's fun here." - Dr Daniel Breen
Not many people know that after the 7 hour war in his spare time beyond being head administrator and representative of Earth and humanity to the UU he spent a lot of his free time bowling, the citadel has a bowling alley in it. Just never saw it.
I delivered papers when I was in grade 7. The week I joined there was a contest for a game console called the _______ 60. I won. The initial assumption I had was that I won an xbox 360 and I was fervently excited to buy new games for it. To my disappointment it was a console completely unknown to me, "The Wireless 60" but I knew it was trash. I had to put on the most artifical smile for the newspaper company as they took my photo with me holding the console. To this day it remains in my closet, unopened.
Keep it sealed, maybe it’ll be worth something someday. It’s definitely not *good* but it’s not the worst Wii clone I think. Rerez reviewed it if you’re curious about how bad it is.
My grandma was sharp enough back in the day to know which games we wanted. Our Christmas present was goddamn Super Mario 64 and WCW/nWo Revenge. One is a time-tested classic; the other was a fun wrestling game. And prior to that we got SNES turbo controllers. I'm willing to bet that she saw my brother and I play vidya all the time, and talked to Mom about Christmas presents. She also spent a lot of time with us back then. The moral of the story is, not all grandma presents are disappointing.
Mine bought me a type of shirt I stopped wearing after graduating high school (I've never worn it) and a stuffed caut from the dollar store. :/ The next year was a little better with an actually cute dress and a bag exactly like the one I already had :/
The Zone 40, aka the (un)official CVS brand video game console. Also, don't forget the Zone 60, where Ness is forced to pop bubbles against his will, and the Zone Mini, the miniature offspring version, which predates the NES Classic by 6 years.
5:55 wow they really aren't even trying to hide its a Wii clone. I almost needed to put a sticky note on the tv remote so I remember to turn the volume down
Oh my gosh... I just noticed the looping riff in the Overspeed Racing game is from a real song. The song is "Wall of Shame" by Course of Nature. I recognized it cuz it was featured in Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 lmao
This is very similar to the other bootleg. No need to be a dick by accusing me of not having watched the video. Also, this comment is a month old. Do you really think I haven't watched the video in that time? And might I add that I didn't even have to watch the video because the name of the console is in the title? It was my fault for confusing the names, I'll admit that. Those bootlegs consoles are starting to look identical.
I got this for Christmas and I loved it, after this I dug this shit up and I wondered why I even dared to say, this is the best gift ever when I got it xD
23:28 - "-- This sounds, this sounds like, uh... [Joe] Satriani- it sounds like Surfing With The, uh.. The Alien." close, Yoo-ell. the track youre looking for is actually 'Summer Song' off the album The Extremist. down to the mix on the rhythm guitar- may as well be the same goddamn song, only its just the first 6 seconds looped in perpetuity. its fucking crazy.
Oh man, these things. These things were EVERYWHERE in 2007. Zone, Chintendo Vii, MiWi, WLL, the works. I think one time at a local mall, I saw a salesmen peddling this crap, with TV and all.
James Boxman if it's anything to do with school: 1: just tell your teacher you broke your leg and walk away with a slowly. 2: or your dog ate your homework and/or computer. if these steps work for you walk away with the most smug smile ever ;)
first they rip off Galaga (1:04:10) then they rip off Pacman (1:05:34) then Donkey Kong (1:07:05) then they even manage to rip off Racing Pioneer from Super Moto 3 by Lexibook (1:16:38) and then they rip off Sonic the Hedgehog (1:18:33) why
59:53 The music from Overspeed Racing and the other racing games featured later is a loop of the intro of Wall of Shame by Course Of Nature, a song featured in Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2. So they are not only ripping off Nintendo, but real bands too.
35:47 so fucking loud hahaha I can just imagine the reaction in chat. I bet this whole thing was much louder and uneven in volume compared to the original Twitch stream and vod.
I owned one of these. Very briefly before I took it apart and used its techy parts elsewhere. I just need to say: Why does it run on 4 AA batteries? Why? How is that efficient OR convenient?!
Fun Fact: The background music you hear while playing 'Hitting Mice' is taken from a Counter-Strike map named 'Vegas' (de_vegas), where it plays at the counter-terrorist spawn point.
Everyone is talking about Dr. Breen (rightfully so), but like, is *nobody* going to point out how the music from Ping Pong (game at 22:00) is completely stolen from the Dreamcast version of Virtua Tennis? For whatever reason, most of these clone consoles tend to steal sound effects/voices from Virtua Tennis, but none of them ever went and straight up stole *music* from it.
Also this console is so good, that when you run of your guinea pigs running on wheel it will play... using coconut as power supply and CPU power from Ti88 calculator.
What's weird is that those "The Sims 2 characters" look very, VERY similar to a few premade playable sims (Romeo, Hermia and Mercutio) from Veronaville, one of the base game's neighbourhoods. Similar, but not strangely enough, not identical.
also a list original by gabotv, people need to see this lmao 5:36 - Dart 11:20 - Bowling (w/ Doctor Breen) 22:02 - Virtual Ping Pong 26:34 - Competitive Fencing 31:29 - Super Shoot 35:47 - Sword of Warrior (loud as fuck, beware) 47:25 - Dance Girls (probably the worst one) 55:09 - Fire Man 56:30 - Zuma 59:53 - Overspeed Racing 1:02:00 - Fish War (CHUM!) 1:04:10 - Bee Fighting (Galaga with bees) 1:05:34 - Cat and Mouse (totally original game) 1:07:05 - Hitting Mice (oh no) 1:10:48 - Chessmaster (only start screen) 1:11:07 - MX Motor Storm 1:14:05 - Square 1:16:38 - Highway Racing 1:18:33 - Edacity Snakes
I remember ProJared reviewed another Wii knockoff with that EXACT bowling game, Breen and all. This bootleg thing is a deeper rabbit hole than I thought.
I use to have a Wii knockoff it was from Lidl I remember it had its own version of the Mii and I remember it had a boxing game god knows where it ended up lol
Dr Breen wasn't allowed to join the Black Mesa bowling team. That's why he helped the combine, to get revenge on the scientists who made fun of him
FiddledFish he actually was working at black mesa and all he did was surrender to the combine
And then he created this console
Half life 3 lore
They never let poor Wallace join any of the Bowling games. But then one horrifying day, the Combine came to say: Wallace, won't you be the Ruler of Earth for us today?
"Welcome! Welcome to Zone 40! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban bowling games. I thought so much of Zone 40 that I elected to establish my presents here, in the building so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Zone 40 my home. And so, whether you are here to play, or watch while on your way to parts unknown - welcome to Zone 40. It's fun here." - Dr Daniel Breen
Dr. Breen is my favorite professional bowler.
Half life 3 is a bowling game!?
Ahem, you mean Doctor DANIEL Breen
Not many people know that after the 7 hour war in his spare time beyond being head administrator and representative of Earth and humanity to the UU he spent a lot of his free time bowling, the citadel has a bowling alley in it. Just never saw it.
Well, what else were rollermines designed for? Their purpose as a deadly trap is only an improvisation.
HALF LIFE 3 confirmed
List for some reason:
5:36 - Dart
11:20 - Bowling (w/ Doctor Breen)
22:02 - Virtual Ping Pong
26:34 - Competitive Fencing
31:29 - Super Shoot
35:47 - Sword of Warrior (loud as fuck, beware)
47:25 - Dance Girls (probably the worst one)
55:09 - Fire Man
56:30 - Zuma
59:53 - Overspeed Racing
1:02:00 - Fish War (CHUM!)
1:04:10 - Bee Fighting (Galaga with bees)
1:05:34 - Cat and Mouse (totally original game)
1:07:05 - Hitting Mice (oh no)
1:10:48 - Chessmaster (only start screen)
1:11:07 - MX Motor Storm
1:14:05 - Square
1:16:38 - Highway Racing
1:18:33 - Edacity Snakes
GaboTV you are a god
You talking about edacity or this city?
t...that's kaa!
MAMA MIA THE JACKPOT
GaboTV thx
I delivered papers when I was in grade 7. The week I joined there was a contest for a game console called the _______ 60. I won. The initial assumption I had was that I won an xbox 360 and I was fervently excited to buy new games for it. To my disappointment it was a console completely unknown to me, "The Wireless 60" but I knew it was trash. I had to put on the most artifical smile for the newspaper company as they took my photo with me holding the console. To this day it remains in my closet, unopened.
mail it to joel
open it
Huh, Rerez did a review on that console, its complete trash, never open it lol
Keep it sealed, maybe it’ll be worth something someday. It’s definitely not *good* but it’s not the worst Wii clone I think. Rerez reviewed it if you’re curious about how bad it is.
I had a Wireless 60. I actually liked it as a kid. Don't know what happened to it, not that I care.
My grandma was sharp enough back in the day to know which games we wanted. Our Christmas present was goddamn Super Mario 64 and WCW/nWo Revenge. One is a time-tested classic; the other was a fun wrestling game. And prior to that we got SNES turbo controllers.
I'm willing to bet that she saw my brother and I play vidya all the time, and talked to Mom about Christmas presents. She also spent a lot of time with us back then.
The moral of the story is, not all grandma presents are disappointing.
Mine bought me a type of shirt I stopped wearing after graduating high school (I've never worn it) and a stuffed caut from the dollar store. :/
The next year was a little better with an actually cute dress and a bag exactly like the one I already had :/
@@kaydwessie296 I'm don't discriminate but... I didn't know there were girls who watch Joel
@@crystalalumina We exist :D
I was raised by my grandparents so they knew about technology and what I wanted.
@@crystalalumina there's a few of us both me and my wife watch jobles
n e t
Interesting seeing you here, glad you like Joel as well!
Have a great day! Keep up the amazing work!
Hello.
n e t
Holy shit, my dad bought me this back in like 4th grade? I can't believe you brought this back, Joel. My PTSD is back.
TRIGGERED
Some Dude
□Triggered
□*TRIGGERED*
✔*Shrektly Triggered AF*
@Ian Persec *OOF* Seriously though that's some hardcore trauma.
My favourite part of bowling is when Dr. Breen farts on the pins.
Did you mean Dr. Daniel?
@@Kuwassu _Boctor Blaniel_
These games all seem like those fake games they have in 90s and early 00s movies and shows.
K1TheOne1 Early 00s?
Back in the day, when jesus directed movies, thou sought upon the zone 40and used it for background games.
36:01 May Joel's eternal soul scream in unrest, forever and ever. Amen.
That's what he'll sound like in Hell. A preview of what's to come for some of us, I'm afraid...
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I should buy just a shell of a Wii and put the zone40 software in it then give it to my annoying cousin
Do it again
The Zone 40, aka the (un)official CVS brand video game console. Also, don't forget the Zone 60, where Ness is forced to pop bubbles against his will, and the Zone Mini, the miniature offspring version, which predates the NES Classic by 6 years.
UubrMan X
Sad Ness.
The Zone 60 also has a Tetris clone in which Donald and Goofy have their heads replaced with that of Duster from Mother 3.
FoxMan Forgot all about Duster Duck!
FoxMan
Oh.
What would compel the bootleggers to create these horrific genetic experiments?
UubrMan X and the Zone Sama, a porn machine!
And Joel finally did a Plug & Plague stream by himself
Eduardo Henrique yep.
3792 Vinny has so many videos on these kinds of games.
OH NO! THE PLAGUE! IT'S SPREADING!
But Joel's already played the Mebe Teck though...
no he played the lexibook, they are similar
the curse of being named Daniel and loving half-life 2.
I guess I will have to change my profile image for this shit
GamerNinjaX Beautiful.
First ProJared, then JonTron, then Vinny, then Joel. It's a bizarre bootleg Skeleton adventure over here.
Badum tss. :)
what did jontron do/upload?
Didn't Rerez "review" this as well?
you forgot CGRundertow
and literally right after this, Vinny was playing with a very similar plug-and-play to one GPM had been doing ("Memery Test")
GAME OVER YEAAAAAAH
This pleased my ears actually
are you deaf?
mats bæsjesnus nah just love the sweet sound of loud noises
24:33
Close your eyes and just listen.
Taluigi a h h h h h h
Net
But what if the Wii is a Zone40 bootleg?
Galaxy [IW] Nintendo lied to us!
Galaxy [IW] such a quality profile pic you have.
+Death dog Thanks dude. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Galaxy [IW] please do not tell me that's the wendys girl
Galaxy [IW] then wii is a better ripoff like oreos does with other cookies
5:55 wow they really aren't even trying to hide its a Wii clone.
I almost needed to put a sticky note on the tv remote so I remember to turn the volume down
NOW THATS A SUPPLY DROP
Greetings, shitty bootlegs.
I'm not a Super Megason, The price is the price
dbz.base greetings fleshy earth mammals!
dbz.base good day fleshy mammals
it runs on green energy
LOL. Noice
Ya need some turbulent tube juice
It has Dr Breen in it, therefore dark energy.
Mtn dew energy
Breen* energy.
I remember my youth club had one of these. Well it was run by a local charity so no surprise.
thelordofdinosaurkin wtf lol, mine had like 4 PS3's and like 7 360's
Why didn't they just buy ps2s or some shit
Void of Space and Time Oh yeah we had one of those too and a Wii but that was it.
can't belive you did that to you more than one hour long without dying
I had the zone 60 for my birthday. "better than the wii" the said. "it`l be great!" they said.
These bootleg games are so common, I lost track on the ones that Vinny or Joel already played.
that profile pic
Not A Person you might even say that it expands my dong!
Nelly Evosium can I get a source :^)
and on the channel banner too
expand_dong
sources or riot
DUDE I HAD THE ZONE 40!
MY GRANDMA BOUGHT IT FOR ME!
Supburxplaysgames hahaha me tok
Supburxplaysgames
your g-ma is pure evil
Grandmas
what did you think when she put that steaming pile of shit in your hands?
I swear to fucking christ you better at least tried to pretend to appreciate it! Gram, doesn't know any better and she did it for your sake.
21:22 John from The Sims. Ann from Mirrors Edge. Mary from Mr. Mosquito. Daniel from Half life 2. Now where's my burger joel.
Lerrycapetime I thought john was Vito from mafia 2?
🍔
Oh my gosh... I just noticed the looping riff in the Overspeed Racing game is from a real song. The song is "Wall of Shame" by Course of Nature. I recognized it cuz it was featured in Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 lmao
I never saw a swedish metal man who is Joel playing a shitty Plug N' Play console before and this is the first time he's doing it.
Lemon Line no he's done it before
Keon Duah *S A R C A S M*
Oh! Sats uh Baseboll
Rooed Drag-guns!
Go ahead, misturr Josturr
valve gonna fuckin sue
FlipFlaminJam on what game?
Have you seen the shit they allow on Steam? I don't think they care that much.
Half life 3 is bowling
Bowl Life: 3 Episode 1
so is Madd gear
27:15
I think that’s the bumper sound effect from Sonic 2 in Casino Night Zone, somehow I recognize that.
Didn't ProJared review this?
"Wow, I have to pick Wallace Breen from Half-Life 2! Seriously. That is him. They stole this."
Yep! :D
Yet the one he had was called the Intec Interact. Same fucking games and same shitty controllers. Gotta love bootleggers.
no that was called the zone
This is very similar to the other bootleg. No need to be a dick by accusing me of not having watched the video. Also, this comment is a month old. Do you really think I haven't watched the video in that time? And might I add that I didn't even have to watch the video because the name of the console is in the title? It was my fault for confusing the names, I'll admit that. Those bootlegs consoles are starting to look identical.
But he chose holly instead
I got this for Christmas and I loved it, after this I dug this shit up and I wondered why I even dared to say, this is the best gift ever when I got it xD
Wait a sec, that sorcerer chick or whatever from 41:00, has Tails' voice.
12:05 excessive flatulence bowling
I really appreciate Joel and Vinny, they always make me laugh and seem like great human beans. Thank you guys
23:28 - "-- This sounds, this sounds like, uh... [Joe] Satriani- it sounds like Surfing With The, uh.. The Alien."
close, Yoo-ell. the track youre looking for is actually 'Summer Song' off the album The Extremist. down to the mix on the rhythm guitar- may as well be the same goddamn song, only its just the first 6 seconds looped in perpetuity. its fucking crazy.
Anyone remember Tweeterman's video on this thing? Used to watch him religiously back in the day.
so did I, I mean all the bootleg consoles he reviewed kinda made me want to buy a few of them just for how bizarre and interesting they were
Smedis2 me too. 😢
ACID?! 😨
I miss him.
Yes. This brings me back.
John from the bowling game is vito scaletta from Mafia 2
Cota260 holy crap you're right!
Holy shit, that is Vito
I like how when the shurikens are sheathed that turn into little swaztikas
Breen likes to play bowling in his spare time. He even set up a bowling alley in the citadel.
нет... Oops, I mean NET
Gamay Obera сука ыуат
The Pootis Bird Comrade do you got da Vodка
NET for HET
Gamay Obera HET
kup teraz
Saatana pitkästä aikaa katson Joelin streemejä. PERKELE!
51:30
It begins
53:55
Louder version clips.twitch.tv/CrackyInventiveMangetoutKippa
Oh man, these things. These things were EVERYWHERE in 2007.
Zone, Chintendo Vii, MiWi, WLL, the works.
I think one time at a local mall, I saw a salesmen peddling this crap, with TV and all.
12:00 - Half-life character
- shown only by the head
- *welcome to the Toilet*
I have theory guys
And it's not good
Those looping tracks are gonna haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life.
57:02
i never thought i needed to hear joel saying "it's daijoubu" but now i do
Holy fuck Joel and Vinny are uploading too many videos and i can't keep it up :^(
but I have to do important things that are already beyond deadline...
James Boxman
if it's anything to do with school:
1: just tell your teacher you broke your leg and walk away with a slowly.
2: or your dog ate your homework and/or computer.
if these steps work for you walk away with the most smug smile ever ;)
yes it's kind of in school, but i have already made excuses for 2 years and repeated an entire school year twice.... it's like my last chance lol
you say this like its a bad thing
IceBreak23 Better than no new videos to watch!
I had a far worse wii knockoff that was a ticket prize from an amusement park.
The resolution on this console is so bad I kept checking to see if I wasn't wearing my glasses...
I notice alot of sound effects taken straight out of other games. Sonic, Wind Jammers, KING OF FIGHTERS 96-2000. Just to mention a few.
Some of the arcade games are from other plug-and-play consoles.
THE BOOTLEGGERS ARE BOOTLEGGING BOOTLEGS.
D R. D A N I E L
first they rip off Galaga (1:04:10)
then they rip off Pacman (1:05:34)
then Donkey Kong (1:07:05)
then they even manage to rip off Racing Pioneer from Super Moto 3 by Lexibook (1:16:38)
and then they rip off Sonic the Hedgehog (1:18:33)
why
They also stole Dr. Breen's face in the bowling game. Dr. Breen is from Half Life 2
Because they can.
money
Fredric Anderson.... also the name for the Toronto Maple Leafs goalie. Coincidence? Most likely.
59:53 The music from Overspeed Racing and the other racing games featured later is a loop of the intro of Wall of Shame by Course Of Nature, a song featured in Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2. So they are not only ripping off Nintendo, but real bands too.
35:47 so fucking loud hahaha
I can just imagine the reaction in chat.
I bet this whole thing was much louder and uneven in volume compared to the original Twitch stream and vod.
It says in the manual, that it is not meant to compete with the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and Wii.
11:27 YOU WERE RIGHT THAT'S FUCKEN BREEN
1:07:04 the moment we've all be waiting for, without even knowing it
here you go 19:55
?
41:40 I just realised those ninja stars are swastikas
Came here to say this. Honestly, after watching Joel and Vinny's collection of Plug n' Plagues I'm not even surprised anymore.
IF U CRASH IN THE GAME U CRASH IN REAL LIF
John is from Tony Hawk, The first Asian is from the Deus Ex game from 2006 and the last is from Sims
53:42 legendary moment of Vinesauce history
I owned one of these. Very briefly before I took it apart and used its techy parts elsewhere.
I just need to say: Why does it run on 4 AA batteries? Why? How is that efficient OR convenient?!
Corgi Pretty much just used the circuitry for other things. It was all archaic and cheap circuitry in it, terrible.
18:57 that was the best joke I've heard in a decade
You're a cat!
And you're a human.
*_aNd I'M aBoUt tO bLoW MY fuCkInG bRaINS oUT-_*
Fun Fact: The background music you hear while playing 'Hitting Mice' is taken from a Counter-Strike map named 'Vegas' (de_vegas), where it plays at the counter-terrorist spawn point.
that moment when dart has a top notch lo fi hip hop track according to todays standards
Everyone is talking about Dr. Breen (rightfully so), but like,
is *nobody* going to point out how the music from Ping Pong (game at 22:00) is completely stolen from the Dreamcast version of Virtua Tennis?
For whatever reason, most of these clone consoles tend to steal sound effects/voices from Virtua Tennis, but none of them ever went and straight up stole *music* from it.
You know you're in for a treat when the absolute first thing you hear upon turning a console on is gratuitous amounts of slap bass.
”Welcome to the... the...
the *toilet...* ”
20:00 is why you are here
Aka: Joel steals Vinny's job
Also this console is so good, that when you run of your guinea pigs running on wheel it will play... using coconut as power supply and CPU power from Ti88 calculator.
What's weird is that those "The Sims 2 characters" look very, VERY similar to a few premade playable sims (Romeo, Hermia and Mercutio) from Veronaville, one of the base game's neighbourhoods. Similar, but not strangely enough, not identical.
Love that NEO.GEO KOF 97 character select, soundeffect when picking things in the dart game.
He has no style, he has no grace.
This kong, likes hitting mices.
I swear, metal slug explosion and sound effects are one of the most stolen assets of all time
DonkeyCunt: The Bootleg Country (feat. Jerry'o the mice)
i love how the warrior game when he was selecting the difficulty the music was from pirates of the Caribbean music
35:50 The title screen music was from The Lord Of The Rings
that's so dumb
This thing, with its pre-assembled battery powered PSU, would be freaking awesome as a Pi enclosure
51:35 lol
It needs duane
Some KOF sound effects, and Sonic right?
It was nice of the Combine to install a bowling room in the citadel. Even the overlords of Earth have to relax from time to time.
also a list
original by gabotv, people need to see this lmao
5:36 - Dart
11:20 - Bowling (w/ Doctor Breen)
22:02 - Virtual Ping Pong
26:34 - Competitive Fencing
31:29 - Super Shoot
35:47 - Sword of Warrior (loud as fuck, beware)
47:25 - Dance Girls (probably the worst one)
55:09 - Fire Man
56:30 - Zuma
59:53 - Overspeed Racing
1:02:00 - Fish War (CHUM!)
1:04:10 - Bee Fighting (Galaga with bees)
1:05:34 - Cat and Mouse (totally original game)
1:07:05 - Hitting Mice (oh no)
1:10:48 - Chessmaster (only start screen)
1:11:07 - MX Motor Storm
1:14:05 - Square
1:16:38 - Highway Racing
1:18:33 - Edacity Snakes
lol, that Breen bowling and a lot of the others were also present on the Wireless 50 which Rerez reviewed quite a long while back.
24:32 the beginning of zone 40 remote jerking.
24:39 *nut*
This shit is even better than 1-2 switch
24:38 for NET
I actually died at the hitting mice one holy fuck
I remember ProJared reviewed another Wii knockoff with that EXACT bowling game, Breen and all. This bootleg thing is a deeper rabbit hole than I thought.
why is ping pong virtual, aren't they all?
I turned the video quality down from 720p to 480p. There was no difference.
I use to have a Wii knockoff it was from Lidl I remember it had its own version of the Mii and I remember it had a boxing game god knows where it ended up lol
trashcan?
Dr. Breen is in ma ear.