Of course in this simulation, those 50 million Italians aren't all from the Italian mainland, but from all of the Roman empire; it should not be so difficult to understand.
the most impressive one for me was one with fortified Poland. It held off Axis and Soviets for years, making the war much harder for *prolonged drum roll* the allies, as the other 2 factions remained in full strenght
Real impressed by how long the Soviet AI held out in, essentially, Ragnarok American Civil War totally screwed over the US-Russia-Japan power bloc at the end.
It was a 3 way war, wasn't really surprising. The pocket of Imperium Romanum in inner China/Shun was more impressive. It never fell, despite what must have been a logistical nightmare.
Britain: *Existing peacefully* Spain: “YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD” *Converts to super nationalism and renews it’s subscription to the British rivalry pass*
@@NegativeDumpsterTheir chief weapon is SURPRISE! Surprise... and FEAR. Fear and surprise... their TWO weapons are fear and surprise, and RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY! Their THREE...
@@sniperniko The anthem doesnt say 'Poland is not yet lost" in a form it never loses, it means even if Poland will dissapear from map, ever if something bad will happen, Polish People will always be there and fight for freedom
@Taschip to be fair most of them are pretty good. Eu4 is brilliant and ck3 is descent. You can just have an impact and change things which has knock on effects.
Knowing how the Soviets were in the 40s and 50s plus how stupid Hitler's disisions during WW2 were, them holding out against the US and Germany doesn't surprise me, from a historical POV.
@@C3R0_N1L yeah but in hoi4 most of the time the soviets cant hold out against germany alone and get steamrolled and here they take on the axis the turks and the americans and survive for very long and not only that THEY ONLY DIED Because they capitulated for some reason while moscow wasant even taken
@@tomasgogashvily5350Well, many of his poor military decisions are spoken about in sources relating to the history of the Third Reich in WWII. There was, scarily, a real chance that the Axis could have won, had it not been for Hitler, probably the most prominent Axis force, making many poor decisions. For example, he dismissed multiple effective military generals, and take direct control over many forces for himself, or otherwise delegate such duties to low-quality leaders. He also decided to have the country invade the Soviet Union, bringing a deadly force to a second front for his Reich. This is especially considering that he did not retreat his forces back home during winter, even when scorched-earth tactics were used by the Soviets to give his forces nothing to use as shelter. Overall, we can be grateful today that Hitler was an irrational idiot in terms of leadership. Had someone else been in his place, there is a real chance that much of Europe could be held in the tight grip of an evil dictatorship led by the Nazis today.
@@ZealousWins The only mistake Hitler made is the adoption of Nazism as a main ideology that caused atrocities all over Europe. When it comes to military decisions, he was actually on point, at least, until total collapse. Blitzkrieg was actually one of the main reforms that the German military had undergone, and it wasn't welcomed by the older hierarchy due to a different concept of war. Operation Case Yellow was a huge success, and the decision was made by Hitler to authorize the operation, even though HQ had a different plan Unrestricted submarine warfare was seen as "cowardly" by the German Navy command, Hitler put a man in charge who concentrated solely on submarines and sunk 3000-5000 ships. At that time, European strategic plans were always based on taking capital as a means of complete victory. When the German army failed to take Moscow, the calls were made by HQ to renew it in 1942. The economic situation and bombings of Romanian oil fields forced Hitler to adopt a fairly new tactic, as taking the capital didn't guarantee strategic victory. Case Blue is the principle of modern warfare today, as destroying the means to conduct war is prioritized today by the US Army. Hitler's decision to hold Stalingrad, despite the possibility of breaking out early, was made due to the Luftwaffe's perceived ability to supply troops with supplies, which turned out to be impossible, so the army surrendered. Operation Citadel was the last attempt at stabilizing the front, or retreat all the way to Dnieper River. Air superiority was one of the most important factors in conducting any land operation, and Hitler heavily invested in creating the Luftwaffe. The Air Force was something new at that time for the German military. German higher hierarchy was conservative on war conduct Failure on all fronts from 1944 was the endpoint for Germany, given the atrocities they committed, they didn't surrender knowing full well the consequences from USSR. Of course, you know the past history, and can judge at decision makings at large, but at that time, the information they had, gave them a different kind of picture. By the way, after Germany invaded Poland, German diplomats called for peace, which was rejected. German goals was Soviet Union, and even UK/France had plans in invading it, by bombing Baku oil fields German economy in 1930s was in shambles, until Hitler came along.
A US, Russia, Japan chinese united front (without china) vs an Italian, Spanish, Turkish roman faction. Not the ending I was expecting also the Roman faction pulling off that twist ending was pretty crazy
My favourite part of this is that the whole world is a total mess, except for South America which came through the conquest of the entire world by Mussolini with minimal changes
Time traveler: Oh, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if I take a small coffee cup to remember my time here. The timeline: *THE UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS HAS FALLEN TO THE UNITED FORCES OF THE THIRD REICH AND THE UNITED STATES AFTER 30 MILLION BRAVE SOLDIERS GAVE THEIR LIVES*
During the video, the loud metal clangs in the music occur every 5 seconds, so if you skip the video on pc by 5 seconds right when the clang hits, you will get a nice anvil banging sensation in your ears
After some satisfaction when ants ate Switzerland and fascination that Poland reborn like phoenix over the finale of last Chinese holdout in northern South America, camera moves over Italian State of East Africa and end credits roll in. Super funny. 😂
nothing worse than being in a 3 way competition and being in second place and having the first place guy dunk on you while the third place guy just kicks rocks waiting for you to get wiped out instead of helping only to get steamrolled after youre dead
Italy is the best, Mussolini's dream was this, and many Italians are hoping for a third world war in order to take advantage of the situation and make it real 🇮🇹🇮🇹🦅🦅🦅🦅
The Chinese United Front not containing China is the most on-brand thing I've seen
Just like Voltaire’s quip of the Holy Roman Empire.
Well, it technically _did_ include parts of China, if you count Manchuria.
correct@@NegativeDumpster
Russian divisions probably satilited held the allience
@@NegativeDumpster there wasnt even a chinese nation there on the united front's side, it was just occupied by the russians
Mussolini is definitely not going to have trouble keeping control of his empire after losing 50 million+ Italians in this war. DEFINITELY NOT.
Lol nah. Ez Pz
remeber that there was another 5 million died in the soveit union not long before that
Chinese and indian manpower
LMAOLMAOLMAO
Of course in this simulation, those 50 million Italians aren't all from the Italian mainland, but from all of the Roman empire; it should not be so difficult to understand.
I think this is the weirdest and most confusing Hoi4 game I have ever seen
You're new blood then
And it's the best!
the most impressive one for me was one with fortified Poland.
It held off Axis and Soviets for years, making the war much harder for
*prolonged drum roll*
the allies, as the other 2 factions remained in full strenght
Especially with spain naval invading britain 😭
@@Scarletraven87 How!?!?
Italy wasn’t messing around anymore
Mussioni did get his vision of a new Roman Empire
Italy wasn’t happy.
Italy wins WW2 and cold war
Mussolini, tired of the Italians being painted as cowards due both world wars, decided he had enough and ignited his inner Caesar
Mussioni wasn’t messing around 😰😰😰
Real impressed by how long the Soviet AI held out in, essentially, Ragnarok
American Civil War totally screwed over the US-Russia-Japan power bloc at the end.
The Soviet Union has recently been fixed, now it holds up pretty well against the Germans and others
It was a 3 way war, wasn't really surprising.
The pocket of Imperium Romanum in inner China/Shun was more impressive. It never fell, despite what must have been a logistical nightmare.
@@SebHaarfagre that single road must have been built like a fucking fortress
Yeah I don’t know how that civil war even happened, totally wrecked the Chinese united front
That was the single most BS civil war in HOI4 history, they weren’t even losing the war what
I like the way Madagascar was able to stay neutral the entire time. Lol
If pandemics can’t touch Madagascar, neither can a world war.
The new Switzerland😂
Must use the AI from Plague Inc. and Madagascar just closed its ports.
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
thanks to the great rule of King IULIVANUS XIII of the IULIAN dynasty
“Somehow, the Roman Empire returned and conquered the world.”
XD
One could say that all roads lead to Rome.
“Whats that noise?”
*Distant Deus Vult intensified*
and they give bird to spain again bea
utifull!!!
Roman Empire (2024), the nostalgia reboot cash grab.
UK: I guess I'm safe from the German Reich.
Spain: ¡NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Britain: *Existing peacefully*
Spain: “YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD” *Converts to super nationalism and renews it’s subscription to the British rivalry pass*
@@Higher-Ground That’s their revenge for stealing “the sun never sets”
Wasn't expecting the sort of Spanish Inquisition in the UK
_Nobody_ expects the sort of Spanish Inquisition in the UK.
@@NegativeDumpsterTheir chief weapon is SURPRISE!
Surprise... and FEAR. Fear and surprise... their TWO weapons are fear and surprise, and RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY!
Their THREE...
nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
Nobody expects the British inquisition neither! It was. XD
King Phillip playing the long game.
World: wait it's all Italy?
Italy: always has been *(aggressive conquering in the background)*
Poland, in their anthem, have said "Poland is not yet lost" as we see, it confirms at the end of video.
Yeah and its in fucking Lithuania lmao.
Indeed poland always lose lol
@@sniperniko The anthem doesnt say 'Poland is not yet lost" in a form it never loses, it means even if Poland will dissapear from map, ever if something bad will happen, Polish People will always be there and fight for freedom
Polska jeszcze nie zginęła póki ny żyjemy
Cóż jak umrzemy to kto wie
Jeszcze polska nie zginała kiedy my żyjemy
HOI4 is one of the most comical games ever. No realism. Just pure comedy.
Average Paradox game
Like italy doing we,k
@Taschip to be fair most of them are pretty good. Eu4 is brilliant and ck3 is descent. You can just have an impact and change things which has knock on effects.
Nah man, this is a documentary.
eu4 is just as unrelalistic and comedic
most paradox games are arcade games.
Im really surprised that the soviets held out for that long against like 7 countries
Knowing how the Soviets were in the 40s and 50s plus how stupid Hitler's disisions during WW2 were, them holding out against the US and Germany doesn't surprise me, from a historical POV.
@@C3R0_N1L yeah but in hoi4 most of the time the soviets cant hold out against germany alone and get steamrolled and here they take on the axis the turks and the americans and survive for very long and not only that THEY ONLY DIED Because they capitulated for some reason while moscow wasant even taken
@@C3R0_N1L What do you mean by Hitler's stupid decisions?
@@tomasgogashvily5350Well, many of his poor military decisions are spoken about in sources relating to the history of the Third Reich in WWII. There was, scarily, a real chance that the Axis could have won, had it not been for Hitler, probably the most prominent Axis force, making many poor decisions.
For example, he dismissed multiple effective military generals, and take direct control over many forces for himself, or otherwise delegate such duties to low-quality leaders.
He also decided to have the country invade the Soviet Union, bringing a deadly force to a second front for his Reich. This is especially considering that he did not retreat his forces back home during winter, even when scorched-earth tactics were used by the Soviets to give his forces nothing to use as shelter.
Overall, we can be grateful today that Hitler was an irrational idiot in terms of leadership. Had someone else been in his place, there is a real chance that much of Europe could be held in the tight grip of an evil dictatorship led by the Nazis today.
@@ZealousWins The only mistake Hitler made is the adoption of Nazism as a main ideology that caused atrocities all over Europe.
When it comes to military decisions, he was actually on point, at least, until total collapse.
Blitzkrieg was actually one of the main reforms that the German military had undergone, and it wasn't welcomed by the older hierarchy due to a different concept of war.
Operation Case Yellow was a huge success, and the decision was made by Hitler to authorize the operation, even though HQ had a different plan
Unrestricted submarine warfare was seen as "cowardly" by the German Navy command, Hitler put a man in charge who concentrated solely on submarines and sunk 3000-5000 ships.
At that time, European strategic plans were always based on taking capital as a means of complete victory. When the German army failed to take Moscow, the calls were made by HQ to renew it in 1942. The economic situation and bombings of Romanian oil fields forced Hitler to adopt a fairly new tactic, as taking the capital didn't guarantee strategic victory.
Case Blue is the principle of modern warfare today, as destroying the means to conduct war is prioritized today by the US Army.
Hitler's decision to hold Stalingrad, despite the possibility of breaking out early, was made due to the Luftwaffe's perceived ability to supply troops with supplies, which turned out to be impossible, so the army surrendered.
Operation Citadel was the last attempt at stabilizing the front, or retreat all the way to Dnieper River.
Air superiority was one of the most important factors in conducting any land operation, and Hitler heavily invested in creating the Luftwaffe. The Air Force was something new at that time for the German military. German higher hierarchy was conservative on war conduct
Failure on all fronts from 1944 was the endpoint for Germany, given the atrocities they committed, they didn't surrender knowing full well the consequences from USSR.
Of course, you know the past history, and can judge at decision makings at large, but at that time, the information they had, gave them a different kind of picture.
By the way, after Germany invaded Poland, German diplomats called for peace, which was rejected. German goals was Soviet Union, and even UK/France had plans in invading it, by bombing Baku oil fields
German economy in 1930s was in shambles, until Hitler came along.
My computer laggs in 1945 and you left it running for 48 hours?! My computer would explode after 24 hours
It wasn’t lagging by the end but was getting extremely slow because of the extra tiles and massive amounts of divisions.
Bro my computer barely runs hoi after 1942
Italy won ?
Do you guys run hoi4 after 1939?
@@someonethatlikesyou7713 you guys run Hoi4?
One of the wildest outcomes ive seen in a while
This is literally Mussolini's dream
🤣 fr
If only it really happened 😔😔😔
Mussolini 's wet dream*
@@localbiomussolini porco a testa in giù, sto godendo ancora
@@localbio Ok edgelord
I think Turkey joining Italy really changed the situation in Eastern front
the lore for this game is crazy
I just freaking love how Ireland still managed to became independent despite all the chaos
It’s cool that Estonia decided to become the 51st state
_Pulls up a map of Australia_
*ITALY*
That wasn't Italy. That was the glory of Rome itself reborn to take over the world, just as they originally intended.
Rome wanted to conquer the world a second time, just for sport.
Roma Eterna
And then still getting beaten by some barbarians speaking a Germanic language from the north.
Rome got beaten by itself
@@hedgehog3180no no they conquered Germany this time
A US, Russia, Japan chinese united front (without china) vs an Italian, Spanish, Turkish roman faction. Not the ending I was expecting also the Roman faction pulling off that twist ending was pretty crazy
I enjoy that the axis power took Quebec, out of pure french-hatred vindictiveness.
As an Italian, I have to say I appreciated it.
Nationalists are coming again 🤮
I see the 3 main factions on the world map and think I accidently clicked a video about 1984
Yeah hoi4 long games always turn 1984
And then you realize wait this is definitely not 1984 after seeing American-Soviet-Japanese alliance of the *CHINESE UNITED FRONT*
The italian japan got me 😂
finally Super Mario makes more sense than ever
Love how the US is like let’s take this strategic piece of frozen wasteland in Russia!
Ah yes, I remember Spanish and Italian troops coming in Kyiv
Kiev
@@tylerfoley6644 who asked?
Italians did participate in Barbarossa, not in Kyiv, but a bit to the south
Kyiv. Let them rename their fucking capital.
@@asdfomfglol At the time it was called Kiev and this is a game taking place before it was renamed.
00:02
Italia was like: whut.. Germany wants to annex Austria?
NOPE 🤣🤣
That random Poland popping up in the middle of ragnarok made my day
Would love to see a round 2 of this. The war aggression from Expert AI and really throw wrenches into these games.
Lscary timeline, Mussolini really wanted New Rome I guess, cant believe they beat the Germans
The longer it goes on, the more cursed it becomes.
italy being competent for 9:38 minutes straight
My favourite part of this is that the whole world is a total mess, except for South America which came through the conquest of the entire world by Mussolini with minimal changes
South Americans: dont mind us, just keep going.
Thank you for showing South America. It was really interesting seeing all the changes there
You could've atleast put the date so we could keep track of how many years the game went....
The A.I in this game is so goofy
"Mussolini: "I only need a few tens of millions dead to sit at the peace conference as a man who has fought."
Time traveler: Oh, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if I take a small coffee cup to remember my time here.
The timeline: *THE UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS HAS FALLEN TO THE UNITED FORCES OF THE THIRD REICH AND THE UNITED STATES AFTER 30 MILLION BRAVE SOLDIERS GAVE THEIR LIVES*
This fast it looks like Ant colonies fighting a war :D
I thought Italy was done for when it invaded Germany during the attrition of Barbarossa.
The cheek war in the US was it’s only saving grace.
This was like watching that time lapse video of maggots devouring a dead fox.
ITALIAN JAPAN
READY UP, WE'RE SERVING RAMEN CARBONARA
poland survived, im proud ❤
Somehow, Roman Empire returned
I expected anyone but Italy taking over the world
Ah, the global Roman Empire. Maybe if Constantine the Weak hadn't abandoned the True Gods....
Italy naturally constantly switching sides until it got the foot up it needed.
Roma aeterna!
Aeterna Vitrix!
Nationalists are coming 😓
@@napster1987oh yes 😘
Finally found. Timeline that musollini have brain💀
This could've been Benitto's save file, if it weren't for those pesky Greeek shepherds and grandmas
first time in the entire history when italians didn't screw up everything
Plot twist: it was 48 hours in game
As a spaniard im totally ok with the way it went haha
As an italian, thanks HOI4 for overestimate us so much, we appreciate.
09:13 Italian Japan 😍
On the bright side, with most of the world now eating Italian and Spanish food the future is looking good.
I never thought i would see the chinese united front facing the roman empire over who controlls canada. In a ww2 game.
1:54 is when true men cries
During the video, the loud metal clangs in the music occur every 5 seconds, so if you skip the video on pc by 5 seconds right when the clang hits, you will get a nice anvil banging sensation in your ears
“Italian Japan” is so cursed
meanwhile Ireland just chilling
Madagascar, Iceland and Cuba all remained untouched. Thought this was HOI4, not Plague Inc
Bro there is absolutely no way that Hitler would allow Mussolini to take Austria, not even CLOSE.
After some satisfaction when ants ate Switzerland and fascination that Poland reborn like phoenix over the finale of last Chinese holdout in northern South America, camera moves over Italian State of East Africa and end credits roll in. Super funny. 😂
As Italian, that was more than I have always dreamt for
Italian Japan: impossibru! That’s ah spicy meatball-ah! 👌
😄😄😄😄😄
nobody is mentioning it but the final frame of a nearly-unchanged south america is so funny to me
Why are all of these absentee timelapses more interesting than my actual games
pretty based ending. Vincere!
italy in real life: ma - ma ma- ybe, w-we c-can t-take dalmatia and corsica
italy here: yeah, our war-machine can assure us the conquer of michigan.
Mussolini: Hey Hitler.. Nice Reich you have there.. I think I'll take it.
Madagascar just sitting there neutral at the end
the trains were running ahead of time
Meanwhile Madagascar: quietly enjoys seafood and entertainment.
This is beyond unrealistic, only because mussolini won more than 0 battles lmao
In that multiverse, Benito Mussolini focused on Military and not the Mediterranean Sea.
The best timeline
The world could not withstand the might of Italy's tankettes.
nothing worse than being in a 3 way competition and being in second place and having the first place guy dunk on you while the third place guy just kicks rocks waiting for you to get wiped out instead of helping only to get steamrolled after youre dead
Italy managing to trigger a civil war in the U.S. was a massive coup (pun intended).
Italian Japan? I have to try that food!
Shizza💀
rare footage of italy actually doing something in hoi4
World would be a smoking crater after that catastrophic war
When you turn historical off:
It seems the glory of Rome is truly eternal
now Mussolini is going to created 20 genetically perfect sons and 20 legions of super soldiers and conquer space
HOW MANY DIVISIONS did Spain spawn???
Good question
All of them.
Spain carried
Yes
at least three
“The perfect alternate timeline doesn’t exi-“
W 🇮🇹🤝🏻🇪🇸
W
I leave HOI4 running for 72 hrs plus easily to get to 1948-50 but that’s because I play on an ancient laptop
The planet of Italy. Worldwide mandated pizza and pasta regulations. Most successful planetary restaurant in the Milky Way galaxy.
imagine doing an endsieg for the last russian state that was in the united chinese front (russian empire I think).
soviets casually fighting whole world
This was possibly the best outcome burritos and pizza for everyone i'm glad Mexico made it
"Axis?,pfff who needs those mfs??, i'm taking all by myself"
-Mussolinni in this timeline i think
The American Civil War right at 7:14 was the dumbest possible decision I've seen.
Italy is the best, Mussolini's dream was this, and many Italians are hoping for a third world war in order to take advantage of the situation and make it real 🇮🇹🇮🇹🦅🦅🦅🦅
They don't need to conquer the world with their military when they already did that with food.
@@OneLeggyBoy ahahah yeah
W 🇮🇹
@@OneLeggyBoy And then people put pineapple on the pizza 💀