2:43 This is the *Wii Black* channel! 3:07 And this... is the *Wii Bouncing Line Channel with Wii Shop bags having a seizure and disappearing then making and a clump of...* something..?
there is something so surreal about these when they're on games and shit that you LOVED as a kid... it's like an alternate hellscape that conjures up nostalgia, but is so fucked and horrifying that you can't help but be scared i love it
oh my god i spend so much time in the wii channel this is almost nostalgic if it wasn't for tHIS OH 1:46 BLACK ALIEN BLOB BOY AT THE BOTTOM 10:22 did you mean creme de la *_cramp_*
5:03 It's not 12:3 PM, silly, its 12:3 bW! but this series is actually hilarious, my parents are judging me from afar from laughing so hard, keep up the great work!
0:44-0:48 This is super funny I can’t stop laughing I have to replay this all over again a million times! The music is your mom tells you to wash the dishes and take out the trash. Jordan is usually you who don’t want to do it.
It looks like the cursors been eating too many Big Macs 2:40 the Nike logo turned sideways and the line is *VERY* long -2:44 umm, you ok wii??? You realise time is only positive not negative
6:15 Oh, There's a nice circulating *DOOECAY* Full circle dude that's amazing. Yeah, it's the Wii Shop PAW Hann. it's the Wii Shop (makes loud noise.) Hann.
This was the only console that I had all the way until the Nintendo Switch came out, and I thought the worst that could happen was it crashing from button spamming overload. Boy was I wrong
You know, this is quite enjoyable.
Thanks a lot man! I'm very proud to say that a lot of my content was inspired by you.
scares009 how the fvck did you get here
That's good to hear Jordan! I'm glad to have been such a g r e a t i n f l u e n c e. Keep doing what you're doing!
@@scares009 same
Hey scares009. How u doin
Is it weird that I enjoy people corrupting the things I love?
Idk I love it too
No.
Absolutely not.
Your not the only one
IDK I'm the same
0:48
"Hey, you got the time?"
"Yea. 44 past E."
*Marquad sighs*
C R I S P Y
E:47 nM
E'43
|☰:④④
Love the river of poop in the background at 8:46
it’s the mud river~
HMMMMMM GASTER?
-are you do- What are you doing? Oh no 😂 you don't look so good.
Do NOT say the word "Poop" it's inappropriate
Chocolate river
0:44 when you come home to having over 100 notifications
B R U V youtube says “9+” because they hate listing it number by number
Yeah, it instead says you have over 1000 notifications.
RELATABLE AF!!!!!
I am subed to about 500 people.
9 9 9 9 9 9 9 P I N G
2:31 That was oddly in sync...
@Guest in Back.
no pfp
_It’s a little bit thin, not-not-not gonna lie.._
Someone REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIX this
2:00 top left of the start button
that's me honestly
I thought I was the only one who saw that.
*EAH IM BLACKASS*
I don’t see it...
Me either
can we please acknowledge this sound at 7:55
Its the Mií ChanNAL
*barfs*
7:56 *Yuck!*
O, o, URRRRGEH
Mini chaanEEEL
6:38 sounds like an air conditioner when it starts
Wii shoO channel bsod XD
@@barbarabesson8276 lol XD
it conditions the air
Sounds like when my wii starts running
6:36 Yeah, no, good! The Wii ShoPPPPPPPPPPPP--
0:47
Mom: whats the time hun?
Me: uh. E:47
E:4c
At the time I saw this comment:
Timestamp: 0:*47*
The joke: E:*47*
Likes: *47*
Hmmm...
*C r I s P y A u D I O*
SHOP H N I
E : 43
“mii channel are you gonna be okay”
i just like how he talks to other channels
I think
I t h i n k
These are m o o d
Wii Ehop Chnnl
Imagine Wii sports games corrupted XD
CuteSweetIdiot Sarah plz do this if u see it
Yes!
Lol
Let's play gggggggggggggggOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL!
That will be so funny every single sport button stretched across the screen
6:58 literally had me laughing so loud the person next door heard
*-Probably because my window is open but don't worry about it-*
they probably would've heard it with the window closed if you laughed loud enough
3:04 That's My Favorite Wii Shop Channel Logo!
6:12
6:09
3:08
The uhh…
The- *PWWWEEEE*
Those Wii things aren’t having a good day 😂
@@mrwtuber1217 Wow wow :3
10:45
Wait..
Upside down L....
*....HAS WALUIGI BEEN CONFIRMED FOR SMA-*
*YE-*
YE- PART 2
Ye-s but actually no
Ye et
Wii *8:00*
*10:17*
(Ye- yee)
3:12 when you wanna sell something but you don't feel so good
LMAO
@@superquantumunitintelproce7799 Heya i really like your name and profile picture
@@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965 Omg thanks TwT
@@superquantumunitintelproce7799 No problem uwu
Get thanks snapped lol
2:43 This is the *Wii Black* channel!
3:07 And this... is the *Wii Bouncing Line Channel with Wii Shop bags having a seizure and disappearing then making and a clump of...* something..?
why it gotta be black
supersonic246 2:43 the wii nigga channel
@@pichuus3417 THATS RAASISST
*yes*
3:04
"Shop hnl" I'm on the floor laughing
3:31
@JuniorTitan Animate TECODF fck
Welcome to Shop h n l
what is shop hnl
@Stardust Aurora Moonlight S H O P H N L
6:25 _perfection_
Wii shoO hann is not *perfection* :D
@@barbarabesson8276 r\whoosh
Missing Words too:
p
C
e
l
_perfection_
"The wii is melting that's ok"
Y E S
1:30
The Mii Channel...
*was invited to Smash*
HAMZAHOU
Mat plays Tennis into battle!
thatsoundedwrongbutok
n
@@aidandoesgacha2057 I want die scribbles in!
Wii sports corruption
*_YES_*
*YES*
*YEYEYEYYYYYyYYYYYYYyYYYES*
*NOICE*
*_YES!_*
1:37 “The Mii Channel is mine,”
(Wait, the yellow guy is the guy from lazy town XD)
Super7steve Its *_sTiNgY_*
AnD It’S MiNe!
Mi Channel*
!!w
1:43
P E E K A B O O
H O W U D O I N
P E-**error**
Is your Wii melting?
It's ok.
WII OP CHANEL
THATS WHAT DEY CAL ME OUT ON DA STREETZ
1:57 that poor "m" just want s some attention
Good one
these videos are the only reason i have a will to live
your *WII* -ll to live?
I wanna die
@@Zoiler same but i wanna live and have babys
At 3:04 the way the bags move
They perfectly sync with the background music
Music
@@FunkyFurret *Good Music*
And also the thick arrow
Thats a Good music
!!M
8:52
You're like hu HUUUUU that's what i imagined he saying no you imagine he say he's like HOOH
Spikezz2k thank you.😂😂😂
@Minecraft Door wii shoPPP (6:37)
"shop h n l" and "wii shoP hann" are my favourite channels in the wii
wii shop hann l
Mine is wii sho
*PUH!!!!*
Hann
*W I I O P C H A N E L*
SlashedPort YT please nerf
YES MORE CORRUPTION
And BTW, I think if u make more corruptions like these ur channel will totally skyrocket.
Yeah
there is something so surreal about these when they're on games and shit that you LOVED as a kid...
it's like an alternate hellscape that conjures up nostalgia, but is so fucked and horrifying that you can't help but be scared
i love it
Watch your mouth!
0:47 Hey, what time is it?
It's E:4 ³
In word form: E colon 4 to the power of 3
•Jordan• In word word form: E colon four to the power of three
*C r I s P y A u D I O*
@@JackTheDemon2x574 cronch
YEA IT IS E:4³
Words can not explain how fast ur growing
The edited laughs and when you cough really loud and it cuts is really funny, so is your corruptions lol
yes
i wonder why this channel was recommended to me, now i know why. its awesome
5:17 Jordan: (laughs) that disc got cut in half theres no way thats gonna work.
6:26 "Wii ShoO Hann" I think it wants you to ShoO
Its not a o its a giant p
@@JackTheDemon2x574 i see things differently
@@kayleighmoore6951 oh ok
2:04
What was almost the EU flag in a nutshell
QuinnActually lol
I thought it would be a blue flag with 12 stars in a shape of a circle
Jordan: "might as well be the e-shop channel."
moments later
wii: wii Ehop chnne
Well it became sentient enough to prove his point.
More like Wii 三hop.
6 likes, 1 view, okay, and this makes me laugh every sound
animal crossing corruptions? .-.
I think that would give me nightmares for months.
Jordan you know what to do
IANIMATECATS44 full
YES? You are genius.
Y e s
Maybe
7:56 I'm dying
It’s the mii wdhfkruw2gdo;iwwedueewjhkgdkuwwey
💀💀💀
7:55 (vomits) It's the mii chaNEL😂😂😂😂
This is oddly satisfying
wii sho🅿️ hann
Wii Sho🅿️ Channel.
Wii shoO channel
The wii shoPpPPPpppppPpPpPpPPPppPpPPPPppPppppp
oh my god i spend so much time in the wii channel this is almost nostalgic if it wasn't for tHIS OH 1:46 BLACK ALIEN BLOB BOY AT THE BOTTOM
10:22 did you mean creme de la *_cramp_*
*yes*
/*cramp*/
6:26 this literally made me laugh XD
Same
Its the wii sho🅿️🅿️🅿️🅿️
@@2005cms it's the Wii shoO hann!
o
ok
This gives me nostalgia, even with the corruption
8:59 My Favorite Effect On THE SUPERNESS OF X
7:55
WiI bOi: JCDKDBDMXH
You: you okay there
You: it's the mii channEEEEEEl
Waluigi HAS been confirmed for smash...
(Berdly face) *AS AN ASSIST TROPHY*
@@TheMicrowave C
Ah yes, my favourite Wii game. The sHoP hNL
___
Edit: also known as the Wii Sho |__| hAnN
6:24
wii sho 🅿️ hann
6:37
the wii sho 🅿️🅿️🅿️🅿️🅿️
The Wii shoOOOO!
0:44 how to enabl dak mod wi 2019 no klikbeit
8:48 kinda looks like a hotdog from far away. not gonna lie, i actually though he was wearing a hotdog costume.
6:25 PPUUUHUHHHHHHHH
Wii shoPUH hannel
Lol
Wii ShoBUH Hand
Looks like he cough when he say p
*P*
5:03
Friend: it's 12:43 pm.
Me: *looks at wii....*
....what do you mean it's not 12:3 bw?
What is 12:43?!
this is 12 3 ЬW
6:47
It's ok, it's perfectly normal.
*not even 2 seconds later*
Now this isn't so normal😂
*perfection*
@@barbarabesson8276 yes. _perfection_
hm yes adobe after effects
0:22
Good...
No! Good!
That’s *JU-*
Hi Skid
@@dwilliams1336 Yep.
Hello skid
@@theirishnuget hi Opheebop
0:24 Oh oh oh oh oh no!
CONGRATS ON 10,000!!!!
Mii channel: MR JORDAN I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD-
Mom?
My Wii is doing something weird!
*_Have you tried turning it off and on again?_*
8:52 You're like HO HOOOOOOO and that's what I imagine he said *jsosgdkdysksbd* and now you imagine he said that he's like HOH
1:33 O U R CHANNEL
D o n t
2:36 hey lets go to the store! what store should we go to?
me: *_the line_*
Jordan is such a dork and its adorable
monikamarryme
omg monika
ITS ME SAYORI AND YOU CAN NOT TAKE YURI FROM ME! NATSUKI IS WITH SANS NOW! SO PLS?!
5:03 It's not 12:3 PM, silly, its 12:3 bW!
but this series is actually hilarious, my parents are judging me from afar from laughing so hard, keep up the great work!
12:3 ЬW
0:44-0:48 This is super funny I can’t stop laughing I have to replay this all over again a million times!
The music is your mom tells you to wash the dishes and take out the trash.
Jordan is usually you who don’t want to do it.
That was a healthy sound Jordan made at 7:57.
0:44 is litterally my wii tho
Did you put your wii in a toaster or something?
@@pawprint1 I think they are talking about the DarkWii theme
@@thepikachugamer I hope so because if their talking about the staticyness of the screen and the clock then I'm concerned.
10:35 Cursed Data Management: Ugh!
Jordan: Are you doing okay?
It looks like the cursors been eating too many Big Macs
2:40 the Nike logo turned sideways and the line is *VERY* long
-2:44 umm, you ok wii??? You realise time is only positive not negative
i like yoir profile picture
3:46
mom: wake up
me: what time is it
mom: its - 2 43
3:46
Me: alexa, what time is it?
Alexa: it's 2:43 PM
Me: What?
Alexa: it's afternoon and the time is 2:43 PM
Me: 2:43 PM?
Alexa: yep
3:58 12:4 PM?
"It's the Mi Channel. It's Mi Channel, guys"
-Jordan, 2018
Found my new favorite channel
the shop h n l
3:20 how plastic bags look in my house
The 🅱️ii shop
3:30 Shop hnl :DDD
2:04 Bro I love the new 1D game Nintendo made: Barcode simulator
7:56 *”IIIEEEUUUEEGGGHHHH”*
Gotta have that empathises
0:46
Hey bro what time is it?
Oh it’s E:43 AM
5:36 you just clicked on going to the wii shop, thats why you got a message xd.
This made me lose so many braincells that when I tried to put my headphones back on I almost accidentally ate them.
8:53
HrH Hrrrr- that’s what I imagine he’s say- *Jordo’s Stumbles on words*
Isn’t that what you imagine he’s say- like he’s like: *H 0 H*
2:28 wait no that's to thin no STOP
🐢
The turtle meme
*JESUS CHRIST* where is this magical software
The pinnacle of comedy
The Magic of Dolphin Emulator and some Corruption
*2 years later
0:44
The audio didn't change, that's just how it always sounds.
The thing that makes a great bio corruption video is perfectly cut lines!
6:15
Oh, There's a nice circulating
*DOOECAY*
Full circle dude that's amazing.
Yeah, it's the Wii Shop PAW Hann.
it's the Wii Shop
(makes loud noise.)
Hann.
2:42 inappropriate wii channel
🔞 Wii Shop Channel
1:05 Oh the Mii Channel-
*Oh, Mii Channel, are you doin’ ok?*
*c r i s p y*
edit: btw i somehow still have the shop channel on my wii, even though it got removed jan 2019.
it's been nine months.
nine
months.
They don't take the channel off your wii, you just can't download things from it anymore (besides some system apps)
Now, the corruption of r/softwaregore
_l l_: l_l _
7:57 Jordan: (Vomiting on the cursed mii)
Jordan: Oh you doin' okay there? It's the mii... channeeeeeeel!!!
It's the mii channEL
if the disc is cutted in half you have to insert an half disc? '^'
Yes
Then its a demo.
Then you play half of the game's code. If the file select is cut off you're oofed.
This grammar is corrupted
Yesterday you had a little over 6,000, I love you.
The cursor is a foot. 💀
2:47
WDYM?
5:36 sounds like he was rapping to the beat
This was the only console that I had all the way until the Nintendo Switch came out, and I thought the worst that could happen was it crashing from button spamming overload.
Boy was I wrong