Patrice O'Neal - Picking Up Girls Made Easy!

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  • @KAD10895
    @KAD10895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Patrice is one of those people where you can't actually believe he's dead. At least he lives on in these clips.

  • @slikrick5857
    @slikrick5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I would trade so many people to have Patrice back

    • @C00LMakz392
      @C00LMakz392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea like all the Democrats in 2021

    • @TheDentist29
      @TheDentist29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Id trade lebron

    • @nicm8909
      @nicm8909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TheDentist29 sorry it has to be white ppl

    • @ivory_clouds
      @ivory_clouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine the power we would have now 😂😂

    • @EstParum
      @EstParum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@C00LMakz392 all politicians really

  • @richardjamesclemo6235
    @richardjamesclemo6235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    As you pick up women, bend your legs and not your back

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ...and make sure to tie her wrists together BEHIND her back so they dont get crushed when you pull off the "Fireman/Tarzan carry"!

    • @itsnotatoober
      @itsnotatoober 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If this is yours bravo

    • @darklord220
      @darklord220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah u win. Line of the day
      Line of the day

    • @superchuck3259
      @superchuck3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If you can't pick her up, either you need to work out more or she is too fat.

    • @tomgriffiths2622
      @tomgriffiths2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard James Clemo PREACH ON BROTHER ✊

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    “You know she looked like one of those women who was standing around when Kennedy got shot.” Patrice was a genius.

    • @Cam_Natsarim
      @Cam_Natsarim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let’s go somewhere and have some crispy balls 😂😂

  • @mpa8336
    @mpa8336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    You basically have a choice: quality, or quantity. Tucker Max talks about the quantity approach. Great. There are quality women. They do exist. My uncle was married to one, and so was my father. Quantity is easy, the problem is that quality tends to be very low. Even Tucker got tired of low quality. Women are extremely unrealistic, they all think they are 9-10's. No problem. Patrice is right on.

    • @chicagonorthsider
      @chicagonorthsider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No girl thinks they are 9-10's. Any girl you meet that thinks that is massively insecure and over-compensating. I promise you. Most normal women are insecure.

    • @landajimmy
      @landajimmy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep, have a friend who is a 6 tops and acts like shes a 10.

    • @TheGeniusStyle
      @TheGeniusStyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You train a quality women out of the quantity of women throwing themselves at you.

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Actually begins at 11:20

    • @MOON-zo3ik
      @MOON-zo3ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good looks bro

  • @carlosortiz6742
    @carlosortiz6742 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anthony is brilliant with those innuendos.

  • @RandyFricke
    @RandyFricke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    The internet has ruined relationships simply because women now have "option overload."
    They don't have to say yes to anyone because there are 10,000 guys lined up right behind the previous 10,000.

    • @bofetada6841
      @bofetada6841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah but that goes for you too!

    • @snomad2248
      @snomad2248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      dude, I whole heartedly agree. Our best option is the material of ross jeffries. Capturing and leading the woman's imagination and emotions, and linking it to ourselves.

    • @jayknight2492
      @jayknight2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually.. it just exposed who was who.. and when pops ain't protect his daughters from this phenomenon.. more will be preyed on and more men who are weak minded will make sluts out of innocent clueless girls.

    • @kdworak4754
      @kdworak4754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Its not exactly the internet as much as its FEMINISM. Guns dont kill people, bad people with guns kill people...

    • @li6706
      @li6706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      doge fm it is their nature dont hate them for it, hate weak men that allowed it

  • @chilliwraslin2510
    @chilliwraslin2510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Around the 8 minute mark Patrice was genuinely attempting to give Opie/Gregg some advice and self confidence.

  • @MultiWeen
    @MultiWeen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Patrice is a legend. Heros are remembered but legends never die.

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The fact that Patrice actually went out and tried the video advice LMAO

  • @beetlebonnet6152
    @beetlebonnet6152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Patrice is the best at the “erghhhch” sound when’s he’s disgusted

  • @steveh88
    @steveh88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I only discovered Patrice a couple months ago. I never listened to O and A so I'm just now learning about the history. I've spent almost 18 hours this weeks listening to the two Downfall videos here on TH-cam. I wouldn't have really understood the part where Ant didnt have Opie's # had I not listened to those videos.

    • @abab201
      @abab201 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you wanna comment the context I'd be happy to give you a 👍

  • @ElGordo2497
    @ElGordo2497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Love this. I miss Patrice.

  • @ThatInnerVoiceOfReason
    @ThatInnerVoiceOfReason ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Opie sounds like that friend everyone ''forgets'' to invite to parties.

  • @Thingsdonechangd
    @Thingsdonechangd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    anthony is hating for no reason. This guy has game. Patrice likes it

  • @CapAnson12345
    @CapAnson12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's funny listening to these old clips and knowing what was probably running through Opie's head with each joke and comment.

  • @greenheartedmonkey8954
    @greenheartedmonkey8954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Rip Patrice

  • @neversurrender6112
    @neversurrender6112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When patrice says you need to be in a space of "i could get you, but i still want you" how instead of asking him to give an example, you can say "well good ol mike hits the street" and play that stupid shit, is beyond me

  • @vincentrestrepo6015
    @vincentrestrepo6015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Well, we have to be honest... they have no idea what to talk about without Patrice...

  • @CountBakfromten
    @CountBakfromten 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:31 .. Patrice speaking directly to the Chippah

  • @chillphil967
    @chillphil967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "This is when, in 75, when a condom was just, you was uncircumcised" 17:34

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm pretty sure this is the strategy all the serial killers in the 70s used. good job

  • @isthatyoujaunwayne4183
    @isthatyoujaunwayne4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Patrice was a go to big brother if you didn’t have one 😂

  • @CaptainVillanueva1
    @CaptainVillanueva1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We can gather all of the weak comics sacrifice them to make a philosopher's stone and resurrect Patrice!

  • @TheMelloMunsta5
    @TheMelloMunsta5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    🗣LOOK AT THOSE KNOCKERS!

  • @wunkid47
    @wunkid47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those “fast times” references are gold 😂

  • @SkandalouzStyle
    @SkandalouzStyle หลายเดือนก่อน

    That line was worse than "can you help me put this couch in the van" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

  • @feni007
    @feni007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Does anyone know of more Patrice videos where he's talking to women out in the world like at the end of this clip? I've listened to so many videos of his but this is the first time I've seen this.

    • @geoffreybrown4536
      @geoffreybrown4536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Feni007 the Black Phillip show

    • @yourdedcat-qr7ln
      @yourdedcat-qr7ln 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Geoffrey Brown bro knows

    • @darklord220
      @darklord220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There are on the street episodes of tough crowd where he interviewed runway models, women on the street, etc.

    • @darklord220
      @darklord220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Feni007 search them, they should be here

  • @chiefcaptn1922
    @chiefcaptn1922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's so reclusive how fast they attack other people.. so insecure around Patrice

    • @brandonk5932
      @brandonk5932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's so reclusive?

  • @Big-Papa-Smurf
    @Big-Papa-Smurf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Patrice never disrespected Opie. Always treated him like one of the guys. Almost took the bitch out of him.

  • @atlntcostv7293
    @atlntcostv7293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    everything that that 70s guy said is facts tho

  • @atlntcostv7293
    @atlntcostv7293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anthony’s Beavis lmao

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Opie doesn’t want girls to see the side of him that ruins jokes with stupid calls

  • @rohmixexi9481
    @rohmixexi9481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys ROCK!!!! thanks 👍

  • @DeadPool-XF
    @DeadPool-XF ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is great Ice Tea lol (13:37)

  • @Ryukikon
    @Ryukikon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The 1975 thing was actually spot on about how to get women.

  • @huh18857
    @huh18857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    27:08 "ASSEY BACK"

  • @eye80west
    @eye80west 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Patrice!

  • @DeadPool-XF
    @DeadPool-XF ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Act like Wherever you are that's the place to be (13:23)

  • @sw3tfilth207
    @sw3tfilth207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:49 for those who need time

  • @ericsimpson4769
    @ericsimpson4769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Assy back! Holy shit!

  • @trentirwin7340
    @trentirwin7340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I don’t believe Opie’s ringtone story.

    • @boardmike82
      @boardmike82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trent Irwin it's part of his bail conditions 😂😂

  • @stephencooper5155
    @stephencooper5155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'I noticed your hair for personal reasons'
    wow

  • @bobobandy9382
    @bobobandy9382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Poohah." Jesus Opie.

  • @Roland_Duson
    @Roland_Duson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where is the video of Patrice doing this?

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Here’s 22.50 tell them you’ll be late🤣🤣

  • @danielradosa
    @danielradosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    THIS IS GREAT ICED TEA

  • @TBilliards
    @TBilliards 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    22:00 Should be taking effect

  • @crashdudes911
    @crashdudes911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Our Boi Mike is a fuckin Pro

  • @kapo2012fb
    @kapo2012fb ปีที่แล้ว

    Firee

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the rage, still is.

  • @zx6r79
    @zx6r79 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:34 Yesssssssss

  • @masonic777
    @masonic777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Early Blue Pill...

  • @chiefcaptn1922
    @chiefcaptn1922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    He so old he called porno 'smut' lmaoo

    • @MortifiedU
      @MortifiedU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He so old rainbows where in black and white when he was a kid

    • @DennisAlexioAndyHug
      @DennisAlexioAndyHug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MortifiedU lol

    • @mikekoz68
      @mikekoz68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Chief Captn And you just called porn “porno”

  • @mahad4866
    @mahad4866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who is the guy sounding like bill burr

  • @coltburks5450
    @coltburks5450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Assy back? Hahaha I was thinking holiosis

  • @cron0113
    @cron0113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rofl by the end of the video hahaha

  • @Michael_Hunt
    @Michael_Hunt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:59 lol

  • @donaldfox6323
    @donaldfox6323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Opie stinnnnnnnnnkssss

  • @DeadPool-XF
    @DeadPool-XF ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that your little brother ?
    He's a good looking kid (13:31)

  • @jordanwillrog
    @jordanwillrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did they just live in the studio for a year to do all these ? Lol

  • @sca8217
    @sca8217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Would ye??"

  • @NewAgeSlaves
    @NewAgeSlaves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kiwi 😆

  • @lexus119
    @lexus119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @ 26:49 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @johntrains1317
    @johntrains1317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. Patrice is playing down the law

  • @harryradley
    @harryradley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look at those knockers 😅

  • @EveryGamerLife
    @EveryGamerLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kinda makes you wonder how they accomplish all those youtube kissing pranks....
    oh wait

    • @li6706
      @li6706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Kind Hobo paid actors

  • @puremusicdaz
    @puremusicdaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    just 100% piss funny. and the supermarket 'scene' is just genius, not patrice this time rip.

  • @kcsnipes
    @kcsnipes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny

  • @xyzct
    @xyzct 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How To Get Maced

  • @nf4866
    @nf4866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Patrice to Anthony "that's why you resent women" he said "bite" wrong.

  • @modernman1240
    @modernman1240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:16
    11:20

  • @hrynkoa
    @hrynkoa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:12

  • @stressfree.worldwide
    @stressfree.worldwide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    these women are so easy is it really a skill?

  • @davideojockey6237
    @davideojockey6237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THE 1 AND ONLY thing that changed is that now its easier to stop a woman in the streets.....cause sexy supercars exist

    • @to3ta64
      @to3ta64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Davideo Jockey sexy “super cars” have always existed... just because they are classics now, doesn’t mean that they weren’t “super cars” of their day when they came out...

  • @Cheka__
    @Cheka__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is this how to talk to chicks for those who are on the spectrum? The voice acting is awful.

  • @flashkraft
    @flashkraft ปีที่แล้ว

    Who are the women in the thumbnail.
    Are they the victims of a serial killer?

  • @debow9739
    @debow9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sound like she had a oversized 👛👜👛wearing 2inch hushpuppies

  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ---------------------------------------------1:07 12:36

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welp, Patrice got *his* ultimate karma in the end 🤷‍♂️

  • @corncobjohnsonreal
    @corncobjohnsonreal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You actually don't want an ultra high thread count in sheets because they're essentially lying and it doesn't actually have 3000 threads also whatever threads are there suck. Just get your preferred fabric and keep it around like 400 treds or 700 or something I don't care

  • @HUNTENT247
    @HUNTENT247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bet Von smelled like tilapia and Bath & Body Works body spray.

  • @MsDamosmum
    @MsDamosmum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why the ffff does TH-cam think this is for me?!!

    • @syednadeem8656
      @syednadeem8656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be happy you got this dude, Patrice is the one jewel in a sea of lies and filth. You're lucky. I always suspect TH-cam hides people like Patrice because of political correctness, but people like Patrice give the truth and nothing beside it.

    • @MsDamosmum
      @MsDamosmum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@syednadeem8656 yeah, not a dude!

    • @syednadeem8656
      @syednadeem8656 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsDamosmum Then it makes sense why you wouldn't like it.

  • @Gospelwatcher
    @Gospelwatcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    step 1 Stop calling her a broad first off

    • @merchantofvenice1603
      @merchantofvenice1603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You might want to listen to something less offensive snowflake.

    • @richspizzaparty
      @richspizzaparty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Exactly, instead call her bitch in the name of Patrice.

    • @yesyes3240
      @yesyes3240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      fuckoff leftard

    • @antonydrossos5719
      @antonydrossos5719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was '70s lingo

    • @humbleking800
      @humbleking800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your gonna punch someone on the internet stupid?

  • @03hobie
    @03hobie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Opie is such a beta male