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  • @TonyPerez816
    @TonyPerez816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8210

    Upon learning that House bought him a coffee, Wilson's first move is to check that he still has his wallet. So classic!!

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan ปีที่แล้ว +95

      lmfao i didn't get it until i read your comment

    • @mrstupiduniverse731c
      @mrstupiduniverse731c 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      this is how shows need to be again, they need good actors that will improvise when they know they should or have good writers/directors that will make sure these kinds of moments happen cuz they have an attention to detail for the characters they helped create

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The big mistake was drinking anything from House.

    • @oldred2470
      @oldred2470 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Plus either way it was a win for house

    • @exveemonking
      @exveemonking 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I assumed he was about to offer to pay House for grabbing the coffee.

  • @TheFlair4thedramatic
    @TheFlair4thedramatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35282

    I love how House spikes so many of his coworkers’ drinks that he keeps a mortar and pestle in his desk.

    • @tsmitz8184
      @tsmitz8184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

      It was from trying to spike his own drink is what I always took from this scene

    • @atharali6390
      @atharali6390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Xxx

    • @atharali6390
      @atharali6390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Xxx

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      @@tsmitz8184 Not the case. He anticipated that Wilson wouldn't trust him and purposely offered him the clean one.

    • @rehaniftikhar3266
      @rehaniftikhar3266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0000

  • @gloomyblackfur399
    @gloomyblackfur399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25540

    "You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson.

    • @princesurein7275
      @princesurein7275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

      He knew his blood type at one episode and wilson was like jesus fucking christ you creep xD.

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      👍 you're at 666. Take my symbolic like

    • @freshpulp112
      @freshpulp112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      I really expected House to correct him about this but maybe he doesn't want Wilson to know, then he'd be forced to admit he cares

    • @rohan123456ful
      @rohan123456ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Not only that, he knew he wouldn't trust him to take the coffee cup that he gives, so he kept the one he would aside😂😂😂, such mind games

    • @speed150mph
      @speed150mph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      That makes it sound like Wilson is special in that regard. House makes it his business to know absolutely everything about everyone he knows or deals with in a professional or personal capacity.

  • @aaronvector4750
    @aaronvector4750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13743

    "I'm not on antidepressants I'm on 👋SPEEED👋" has to be one of Wilson's best lines of the show🤣

    • @morfeyy-
      @morfeyy- ปีที่แล้ว +189

      foreman: "we have to stop retracing our steps... and get ahead of this thing"
      wilson: "house... you've tanned"

    • @Maweena
      @Maweena ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Speeeed 🤗

    • @Holder_25
      @Holder_25 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's right

    • @Crowswing19
      @Crowswing19 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It keeps catching me off guard, it seems like the funniest moments have passed and then he does his demented little jazz hands

    • @lunaticxyz9999
      @lunaticxyz9999 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Aha you yawn 😂 ,Aha you trying to kill me 😂

  • @ramiyanes8607
    @ramiyanes8607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24042

    “A heart attack isn’t gonna kill you, you were in a hospital!”
    -Dr. House

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *you work

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@mirzaahmed6589 *you WERE

    • @EmperorRahem
      @EmperorRahem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@mirzaahmed6589 how does it feel to be wrong when telling someone else is wrong?

    • @meleardil
      @meleardil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Well, despite the 185 heartbeat his oxygen saturation was pretty low, only 90%. I would have worried about that much more!

    • @Noelfriday
      @Noelfriday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@EmperorRahem
      Not him but I would feel pretty embarrassed and not comment anymore

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18399

    "I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!"
    Are you sure it's not lupus?

    • @DrAskildsen
      @DrAskildsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Speed/molly or Amphetamine is a stimulant that is similar to methylphenidate used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Methylphenidate is an amphetamine-like substance used in drugs to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in children and adults. Most feel good on this, maybe dehydrated. Funny how he tries to simulate it was another drug he took. House took it to the teeth like you can vith cocaine because it sedates the mouth and also perfect to rub in the teeth if you have pain.

    • @patrioticjustice9040
      @patrioticjustice9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Nephilim I know, it was a joke. Look in the threads of these clips; Lupus is the big joke of the series.

    • @DrAskildsen
      @DrAskildsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@patrioticjustice9040 I know, I was just in that zone to give info. Hehe, no worries. I planed to reply to the joke too, but already clicked the button, and didn't want to edit it.

    • @meowdy3490
      @meowdy3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Its never lupus!

    • @jartmd
      @jartmd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meowdy you beat me to it

  • @KyanosBFF
    @KyanosBFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9253

    His soft little "sorry" when he takes the heart rate thing is adorable

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Oximeter.

    • @shengwu9077
      @shengwu9077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@EPrimeifycool

    • @neileapenninan8706
      @neileapenninan8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@EPrimeify it has both in one device dude

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@neileapenninan8706 huh?

    • @neileapenninan8706
      @neileapenninan8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@EPrimeify oh it was a pulse oximeter my bad, I took the name literally

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7257

    "You dosed me!"
    "Yes, but only because you didnt trust me"
    lol always gets me

    • @MrRepoman197
      @MrRepoman197 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      House's logic: If he doesn't take the dosed coffee I can take it instead!

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It’s a surprisingly justifiable reason. Illegal, but justifiable.

    • @cix9420
      @cix9420 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@tjjordan4207 well House is a genius so I think he realized it wouldn't hold up in court that he attempted to give him some coffee and he ended up taking the coffee House intended to drink off of his desk which was dosed personally for House.

    • @greenbareet
      @greenbareet 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@cix9420 That is a solid point. You sir, would be a great lawyer

    • @ryuzakikun96
      @ryuzakikun96 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he just drugged both cups of coffee and just didn't drink from the other cup.

  • @blucheez19
    @blucheez19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17228

    I bought you an espresso
    *Wilson immediately checks for his wallet

    • @moodlampActual
      @moodlampActual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Didn't even notice lol

    • @mkratos17
      @mkratos17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      Stuff like that made the show great lol

    • @daltonlynch2248
      @daltonlynch2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's me as a boss xD

    • @ThashaPN12
      @ThashaPN12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂

    • @The_Stray
      @The_Stray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I also liked the bit where House mixed Wilson's coffee with a pen then immediately put it back in the cup.

  • @limvoux
    @limvoux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13849

    "AHA, YOU YAWNED!"
    *"aHa, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"*
    I strive to have their relationship dynamic.

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      U have a very strange attitude

    • @itsjustvin7630
      @itsjustvin7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chaosdweller not so strange really

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsjustvin7630 lol

    • @TheGamexsplosion
      @TheGamexsplosion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vin Sama strange

    • @itsjustvin7630
      @itsjustvin7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGamexsplosion eh not really.

  • @fawkes6352
    @fawkes6352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5234

    "And to think... your cup was the one spiked all this time."
    House: "They were both spiked. I spent the last few years developing an immunity to speed."

    • @lizziearnold9819
      @lizziearnold9819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Princess Bride vibes 💙

    • @ooin_otaku4282
      @ooin_otaku4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lizziearnold9819 haha I thought of Princess Bride too

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The best part is that this reference would actually work in the show.

    • @BassRacerx
      @BassRacerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it's call ADHD lmao

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BassRacerx and you give people with ADHD methamphetamine. The generic name for Adderall is methamphetamine.

  • @DemonicRobots
    @DemonicRobots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    I like the little detail of House asking for Wilson's pills and he refuses, but Wilson asks for House's pills and he immediately gives them to him

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      1. Mops up his fault
      2. Can claim Wilson is a hypocrite
      3. Wilson actually did put house on antidepressants, so he didn't wanna double dose him

    • @justthememelordsnextdoor9120
      @justthememelordsnextdoor9120 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean he dispenses vicodin to his clinic patients on the daily soooo

    • @Inkspeckle
      @Inkspeckle ปีที่แล้ว +40

      also I'm pretty sure antidepressants are much more difficult to get right than painkillers. with painkillers you know pretty quickly they're working correctly, because the pain goes away (or gets at least more bearable). Figuring out the right antidepressant for someone can take months or years even if its done by a professional who knows the patient well because there are so many different things you need to factor in to decide whether they are working "correctly" or not. you can't just hand someone random antidepressants and that cures their depression, it doesnt work like that at all.

    • @Nimish204
      @Nimish204 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wilson had actually dosed House with antidepressants. He didn't want House double dosing.

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Inkspeckle well no anti depressants cure depression, they work like painkillers, they bring the symptoms to manageable levels, depression(as i understand it) is the brain not producing dopamine correctly, so the anti depressents do one of two things. They either A. Introduce dopamine to the brain or 2. Help by dulling the emotion receptors in the brain to bring about a more neutral mood
      Im not a doctor but this is my best guess

  • @JDMatthias
    @JDMatthias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7909

    The lady being "felt up" still had a reassuring sense of wholesomeness after being creeped out

    • @RiteshSingh-po7tm
      @RiteshSingh-po7tm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      Wilson was super wholesome so in return she was wholesome too

    • @KantHandleThis
      @KantHandleThis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Yes, she’s an adorable character

    • @beanshady
      @beanshady 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She wanted to bang him. Only plausible explanation.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      J.D. Matthias women get molested and raped daily. They are use to men being creepy and hitting on them. It's perfectly normal to be hit on and to care about people. Women are caring creatures that generally try to care for others in need.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@KantHandleThis nothing to do with the gazungas?

  • @drakon6878
    @drakon6878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14784

    Wilson: *Takes "Houses" cup*
    Me: "You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

    • @bluemartian9
      @bluemartian9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      YOUR A FOOL TO ATTEMPT TO MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!!!

    • @Behemoth_Rogue
      @Behemoth_Rogue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      My name is Gregory House, and you helped cuddy cut up my leg, prepare to die!

    • @ngossett75
      @ngossett75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      They were both dosed. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to amphetamine powder

    • @reyyoung7767
      @reyyoung7767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      INCONCEIVABLE

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      God I love you people

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12362

    Wilson slipped antidepressant into House `s coffee several times to make him more "happy . ", more normal. House realized that and that is why he put speed into Wilson `s coffee.

    • @Lord_Cynrik
      @Lord_Cynrik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

      House didn’t know until later. House thought Wilson was on the antidepressants and drugged Wilson to prove that he was

    • @ECW5320
      @ECW5320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      @@Lord_Cynrik These niggas are crazy.

    • @underdude9818
      @underdude9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      Brb going to spike my coworkers drinks with speed

    • @Pyan3z
      @Pyan3z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      Not exactly: House dropped anphetamines in Wilson's coffe to prove HE was on antidepressants, but didnt figure out untill later in the episode that Wilson "refused" to give him the antidepressants in this scene because he didn't want to give him a double dose

    • @AngelMendoza-um8pm
      @AngelMendoza-um8pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He didn't realize it yet

  • @w-ols-7199
    @w-ols-7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    This is one of the funniest sequences in the show. From House gumming the leftover speed, to Wilson with the big sarcastic 'Im on SPEEEEED.'

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you actually pointed the least funny points of this clip

  • @quietplace8455
    @quietplace8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6368

    *”I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on SPEEEEED.”*
    ^Wilson doing his cute, awkward jazz hand’s^

  • @maestrobjwa90
    @maestrobjwa90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11265

    I just lost it when House licked the pill residue off his finger like it was barbeque sauce 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @generichuman2044
      @generichuman2044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

      He wasn't licking it, he was gumming it lol

    • @rabbitearsguy
      @rabbitearsguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He used a mortar and pestal. He never actually touched it.

    • @rabbitearsguy
      @rabbitearsguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Oh wait nevermind xD

    • @forestrot666
      @forestrot666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      That was a gum dust my dear.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I chortled at this comment as well. I'm not meaning to mock the OP; I just found it cute.

  • @HaloLvl43Legit
    @HaloLvl43Legit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23564

    Lol I have severe ADHD and take 52mg a day. It helps me concentrate, but I'll never forget when my buddy (who doesn't have it took a pill without me knowing, convinced that it was a placebo). He cleaned my entire house, drove to his place, cleaned his entire flat (which was filthy/he was a hoarder), drove back to my place, told me Feminists are a plague that needs to be cleaned, then watched the news for 12 more hour then went to sleep. He also asked me for more (I declined).

    • @Summertimeislife
      @Summertimeislife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

      Your pic scared me for a sec

    • @BIGDDrome
      @BIGDDrome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      You don't need pills for adhd what you need is physical exuration and something that relaxes you maybe music or video games.

    • @hunterthomson2012
      @hunterthomson2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

      @@BIGDDrome well life doesn't always allow for that. yeah im going to go for a quick jog during work or class, let me just listen to music mid-job, or a game. and i know i probably come off as rude but life can be busy and sometimes those meds are needed, but its people like you that invalidate others from taking those meds, ive seen people be scared of taking them because there peers says ADD or ADHD doesn't exist or is invalid and ive seen those people struggle, its sad

    • @anhnhvn
      @anhnhvn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

      @@BIGDDrome Really? Are you a doctor?

    • @totoro-chan7700
      @totoro-chan7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Lmao this is the most amazing thing I've ever read today 😂

  • @nathananderson7962
    @nathananderson7962 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    The fact that they were both drugged makes this episode so much more satisfying. This is my favorite House MD episode of all time. It really shows their relationship and distinct personalities.

    • @agentseptember7185
      @agentseptember7185 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They weren't both drugged. House held up the safe cup knowing Wilson would pick the cup that was not offered to him and get spiked

    • @nathananderson7962
      @nathananderson7962 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@agentseptember7185 Later on in the episode he says both cups were drugged.

    • @HolySeven-sk2hf
      @HolySeven-sk2hf ปีที่แล้ว

      Which Episode is this ?

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@nathananderson7962 He never says that, I just watched the full episode. It's clear that he puts all of the powder into only one of the cups. At the end of this video when he tells Wilson "I wouldn't drink that" that's not the coffee from earlier, he made that drink for himself after he got home. He was being drugged though, Wilson was secretly giving him antidepressants, that's why he backtracked when House said he'd start taking them.

    • @zen_7748
      @zen_7748 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@nowandaround312 Is that how you interpreted that cup Wilson was about to drink from? I interpreted it as House's leg being in too much pain, so he pissed in the cup instead of standing up and limping over to the bathroom. House makes vague pointing gestures toward his bathroom as he was trying to explain to Wilson why he shouldn't drink from that cup.

  • @youtubenerd7898
    @youtubenerd7898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14143

    “I’m not on antidepressants I’m on spEeEeeEEEeeEd.”

    • @damirjelic7594
      @damirjelic7594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I cahf taljmy

    • @youtubenerd7898
      @youtubenerd7898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Damir Jelic can you repeat that again, but in English?

    • @damirjelic7594
      @damirjelic7594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I cant talk I am on speed (and I was writting that on speed)

    • @youtubenerd7898
      @youtubenerd7898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Damir Jelic oh

    • @lauralebel
      @lauralebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Im not on antidepressants IM ON SPEEEEEEEEED

  • @RightfootWestHam
    @RightfootWestHam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5451

    "Im late for a ... breast thing"

    • @lockedontarget770
      @lockedontarget770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Foreman: *confused pikachu face*

    • @TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp
      @TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No! More like "Dude wtf is Wrong with you?" LOL

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp the natural calmness of foreman is perfect to compare to wilson on speed ='D

    • @SmilingExecutioner
      @SmilingExecutioner 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean its what we all think before turning it into nicer version

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I don't know what I'm saying. YOU know what I'm saying!

  • @ReflectionEternal2
    @ReflectionEternal2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9348

    Wilson: "YOU DOSED ME!!!"
    House: "Only because you didn't trust me!"
    I wonder why he wouldn't, House. XD

    • @damat9607
      @damat9607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      If he trusted him house would have got the drugged one so not on house

    • @ShimSladyBrand
      @ShimSladyBrand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      damat 960 right

    • @EmeraldCrocodil
      @EmeraldCrocodil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@damat9607 If he trusted him I bet House woluld have began to search for another way to dose him. Both because he needed to know if Wilson was taking antidepressants - and because it's FUN! :D

    • @sabinatsang
      @sabinatsang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The irony of the fact Wilson dosed House too (with Antidepressants)

    • @kheperasekmet5197
      @kheperasekmet5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like nurse Jackie that was a good show

  • @ibrahimjaved5574
    @ibrahimjaved5574 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I salute how Wilson still manage to look her in the eyes throughout the whole conversation.

  • @ADunleavy
    @ADunleavy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    Imagine being a patient and then your doctor leaves while saying he is about to kill someone.

    • @katl3892
      @katl3892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      There was an episode when patient told Chase that he killed someone then he admitted to kill four people. And Chase said try to not to kill anyone till I back.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Imagine being a patient, the doctor is doing a breast exam and winks at you while his hand is on your breast...and then he proceeds to put a pulse ox monitor on his finger and is profusely sweating... Becomes angered and shouts that he's going to kill someone. Are you coming back THERE for your next follow-up?

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@katl3892 That's because Chase figured out the guy was confabulating which was neurologically based!

    • @katl3892
      @katl3892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victorpradha9946 I know that 😂 I figured it out, even I'm not a doctor.

    • @websterri
      @websterri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@victorpradha9946 He was so nice about it though. She was very clearly not put off by it at all, more curious.

  • @matthewbradley3395
    @matthewbradley3395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2291

    "I clearly cannot take the cup you offered me because only a great fool would take what is offered him. I am not a great fool."

    • @SirTreehugger
      @SirTreehugger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You surely have a dizzying intellect.

    • @VTXHobbies
      @VTXHobbies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Wait till I get going!

    • @keeganmckristlly3234
      @keeganmckristlly3234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Where was I...
      Australia.
      Yes, Australia....

    • @knopflerfan9069
      @knopflerfan9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol that was my thought watching that part too

    • @samcochran8203
      @samcochran8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Amilah And you must have suspected I knew of the powders origin, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me
      Your just stalling now
      You'd like to think that wouldn't you, you've beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of you, but you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me

  • @alexmaster99100
    @alexmaster99100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4916

    "I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeed!" lol

    • @lindsaymcauley9345
      @lindsaymcauley9345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      alexmaster99100 4:12

    • @ericvargas5499
      @ericvargas5499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut up nigh

    • @Larkinnz
      @Larkinnz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is it funny that I read this the same time it happened in the video

    • @padfoot1178
      @padfoot1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      alexmaster99100 speed I am speed

    • @DriftDesu_
      @DriftDesu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Octane when he uses stim*

  • @haley.murphy
    @haley.murphy ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "i'm not on antidepressants, i'm on 👋SPEEEEED👋" best line from wilson🤣

  • @PrenticeNeto
    @PrenticeNeto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4925

    Foreman's face when Wilson leaves rambling is priceless

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The "dafuq?" face XD

    • @Gold6240
      @Gold6240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@joebenzz "You know he wants you. You know he's good. You know he can make you good." That was a tiny bit sexual, Wilson xD

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Prentice Neto, his whole speech to Foreman was so right and so wrong all at the same time, ha!

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Oh Jesus, House is taking downers and he's taking uppers."

    • @samuelshearer8686
      @samuelshearer8686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vicky Stark Aa

  • @h0ctApmoingay
    @h0ctApmoingay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3919

    Why is Wilson cute? Why do I find this man who is at my father's age cute? I can't stop smiling

    • @wolf2468
      @wolf2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      bro same, season 1 he looked so young i thought his mannerisms were so adorable. i looked up pictures of him in his 20s and he's kinda hot ngl
      Edit: there are model pictures of robert sean leonard and ethan hawke that are *chef's kiss*

    • @Nanyael
      @Nanyael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Love you, girl

    • @moguldamongrel3054
      @moguldamongrel3054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Cause you have underlying daddy issues

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I look just like Wilson, with your eyes closed.

    • @revenge856
      @revenge856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your a sad lonely person who needs a boyfriend

  • @thebananamelon5065
    @thebananamelon5065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9808

    Wilson on speed is me trying to fit into society. The resemblance is scary

  • @goodnight4u
    @goodnight4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    I think anyone who takes ADHD medication can appreciate this performance. That exchange with Foreman is 100% spot on for those days where you take a full does when you should have taken half.

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not really, because if you *actually have* ADD/ADHD taking stims DOESN'T GET YOU HIGH. It makes you calm, because your brain is not functioning as it should be -- which is why your executive functioning doesn't function -- and the medication corrects this. People who get high off it (and I don't mean "anxious/agitated" but actually high) are people whose brains already produce the proper chemicals and automatically regulate them, but with pills are now getting an overload of them.
      .
      That's why people with ADD/ADHD on stims are *taking meds* but people without that condition are DOING DRUGS.

    • @goodnight4u
      @goodnight4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@iprobablyforgotsomething Yeah but having ADHD doesn't make you immune from taking too much medication. If I stay off my meds for 2 weeks because my workload doesn't justify dealing with the side effects of ADHD meds, when I start again usually 7.5-15mg is enough to get me through my day. But if I've been taking my medication daily I'll eventually need the full 30mg prescribed dose. Taking the 30mg on a day when 7.5-15mg should have been taken will make you feel like your brain is vibrating in your skull.

    • @saifblade
      @saifblade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@iprobablyforgotsomething hmm i got diagnosed with adhd. I struggle with executive functioning. When i take 30 mg it seems too intense, but i recently switched to 10 and it helps me a lot but doesnt last too long. Also when i used to take 30 itnwould wear off. I also have ocd and and the stimulants exascerbate the ocd.

    • @willcoffarchives
      @willcoffarchives ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@iprobablyforgotsomething wrong. They clearly said full dose. An overdose effects anyone

    • @Alex-vl1mk
      @Alex-vl1mk ปีที่แล้ว

      I sure wouldn't be able to tell that since it doesn't do that to me

  • @jlodog
    @jlodog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3788

    "I can't give you my prescription, you have to meet with a psychiatrist... you need a whole work up"
    *Now give me your Vicodin*

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The hypocrisy is so everyday, it's astonishing!

    • @andrewwitham8493
      @andrewwitham8493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ironic ay? 😂

    • @jeffbrownme2
      @jeffbrownme2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Isn't this because Wilson was secretly drugging House with antidepressants though and didn't want him to OD?

    • @tsetsgiindelbee1340
      @tsetsgiindelbee1340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jeffbrownme2 yep

    • @jawadmohad333
      @jawadmohad333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭

  • @CoCantz
    @CoCantz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3188

    3:46 "You dont know my medical history"
    Ohh! Thats both cute and ignorant, Wilson

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Didn't House read his dossier all the way back in season 1?

    • @John-en4vd
      @John-en4vd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t*

    • @comeoncarl5616
      @comeoncarl5616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@John-en4vd don't*

    • @John-en4vd
      @John-en4vd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stereotypical TH-cam Commentator #503 that’s what I said mong

  • @madhushrutimukherjee
    @madhushrutimukherjee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    I love how dastardly perverted House is, and how utterly well-mannered Hugh Laurie is. The contrast is bloody brilliant.

    • @ØBL3D
      @ØBL3D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Divergent Integral im sorry but i like house more than wooster

  • @matthewmontgomery6885
    @matthewmontgomery6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Robert plays it so well, I'm almost convinced he literally just took a dose before filming 🤣

  • @alecmueller3299
    @alecmueller3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    Wilsons reaction at the end
    "YOU PUT DRUGS IN THIS ONE TOO?!?"

    • @garrettreish5644
      @garrettreish5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      He didn't put drugs in it, he peed in the cup. He said he had to go to the bathroom and his leg hurt (aka didn't wanna get up).

    • @lindasmith6316
      @lindasmith6316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@garrettreish5644 LOL!

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I swear it's like A-Team flashbacks when they have to drug or trick BA to get him on a plane

    • @delanorrosey4730
      @delanorrosey4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@garrettreish5644 When I have to urinate, I guarantee I can easily overfill a coffee cup. I thought he put alcohol in the coffee cup to boost the effects of the vicodin because he said his leg was hurting him.
      Wilson has antidepressants, amphetamines, and now vicodin in his system. I don't think it would be a good idea to chase all 3 with alcohol shortly thereafter.

    • @dustinbenzel8704
      @dustinbenzel8704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@delanorrosey4730 He would've said he put alcohol in it, that's not something you would be coy about.

  • @cybellekaehler4627
    @cybellekaehler4627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    therapy: expensive
    the wilson on speed scene: free

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      you ever do a breast exam on speed?

    • @Yoiyejsjwjanbsej
      @Yoiyejsjwjanbsej 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SaraMorgan-ym6ue Wilson sure did!

  • @jovivh6584
    @jovivh6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5284

    “That means it’s a symptom of a cerebral tumor, you got six weeks to liiive”
    That joke didn’t age well

    • @vanerek
      @vanerek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Well... It was more than the six weeks

    • @f2detaboada
      @f2detaboada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      That was the point of the joke

    • @VicRibeiro777
      @VicRibeiro777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Ellusionist Tricks what??? something happened to Wilson!? :'( my fav character...

    • @Para1122
      @Para1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@VicRibeiro777 Perhaps you shouldn't look at comments when you don't know spoilers lmao

    • @akiraic
      @akiraic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      he made the correct diagnostic and made a joke about it, but yes.. sad

  • @user-il1db4fr6t
    @user-il1db4fr6t ปีที่แล้ว +140

    His face journey when he realizes he’s been dosed absolutely kills me

  • @ac4th371
    @ac4th371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    House and Wilson had such great chemistry. One of the best duo's on tv.

  • @blackfyre9559
    @blackfyre9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    "Aha,you yawned!"
    "Aha... you tried to kil me"
    Gets me everytime🤣🤣

    • @Chris_morbius1298
      @Chris_morbius1298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I put you on uppers and you still yawned means it's a symptom of being a big fat liar

    • @country_flyboy
      @country_flyboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Chris_morbius1298 I'm not on antidepressants I'm on SpEeEeEeEd!

  • @samgeurdi6351
    @samgeurdi6351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4737

    He's so smart even diseases bores him.

    • @nonexist7386
      @nonexist7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sam Geurdi how the heck does this have 3k likes and no replies?

    • @genleeman
      @genleeman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      JimMybag 4Life you ruined it. We had a good thing going

    • @baghousetechnician9815
      @baghousetechnician9815 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nonexist7386 nah I was the same way

    • @BethFlower7889
      @BethFlower7889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bore**

    • @Mortsmommy123
      @Mortsmommy123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they’re boring in general

  • @JustinMeansRighteous
    @JustinMeansRighteous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love how House says he got him coffee and Wilson immediately checks for his own wallet

  • @piesho
    @piesho 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    How do you walk with the cane and the two coffees?
    I have big hands. This is your coffee.

    • @jkm7983
      @jkm7983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Piesho Nais I can probably hold two cups in one hand

    • @AhsanRabeet
      @AhsanRabeet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A tray?

    • @iGuy28
      @iGuy28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ....he explains it... *in the video*

    • @mustangrt8866
      @mustangrt8866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "I stacked them"

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "i didnt.... i used this app called JustEat.....here's your cup"

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    “Give me a vicadin so I don’t stroke”.
    Sounds funny but it’s true. An opiate or opioid would prevent amphetamine related stroke. Sry writing on phone in rain lol

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      The hangover the next day would be legendary, and not in the good way... Mixing uppers with opioids is not the best idea unless you are really need a quick cooldown

    • @bakabiru2519
      @bakabiru2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      the cocktail is less dangerous than the DARE officer wanted you to believe. three adderall is obviously pretty bad, but you'd need way more vicodin for a bad interaction. or at least i would. also I am not a doctor.
      Wilson's comedown would still be all amphetamine.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@branlopgar Ignorant person here. Why would opioids counter the effects of amphetamines?

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wittyreviewer could be wrong but one is a stimulant one is a depresant. acids and bases type thing.

    • @Ridisword
      @Ridisword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wittyreviewer Strong statement for someone that does not add anything to the conversation

  • @Crowald
    @Crowald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5269

    All jokes aside,
    Girl getting the exam was absurdly hot.

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I disagree

    • @rwalper
      @rwalper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      She wasn't even sweating, the doctor was.

    • @gameismyhobby
      @gameismyhobby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@fashionsuckman4652 Why though? 😂

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@gameismyhobby i though she was very unattractive

    • @gkobosable
      @gkobosable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Her name is Shonda Farr

  • @danieloconnell3139
    @danieloconnell3139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Wilson’s first instinct when told that House bought him a coffee is to check if his wallet is still on him lol

  • @hakurei06
    @hakurei06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Wilson: Well I can’t give you my prescription, you need to see a psychiatrist.
    Also Wilson: Give me a vicodin

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tbf, the former wasn't potentially, imminently life or death

    • @guuhs
      @guuhs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did Spiked houses coffe sometimes without prescription hahaha

    • @shelbypictureslimited4621
      @shelbypictureslimited4621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was lying. He didn't give House another (yes another) antidepressant because he ALSO dosed his coffee too and didn't want to double dose him

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wilson was goin to stroke

  • @MOBHouse
    @MOBHouse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7250

    miss this show so much

    • @annubis1912
      @annubis1912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      And netflix removed it from their library :(

    • @2012isRonPaul
      @2012isRonPaul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      as much as a testicle tumour

    • @MrRepoman197
      @MrRepoman197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanna see what ended happening after the ending....SPOILER he faked his own death and left with his best friend.

    • @starbug1898
      @starbug1898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watch The Good Doctor
      It's written by the same people and this doctor is completely altruistic with the same genius as House (they wanted an opposite but worthy opponent to House)

    • @wlee9888
      @wlee9888 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shizz What's your favorite episode so far?

  • @yahiadib8424
    @yahiadib8424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "you know he wants you"
    "you know he's good"
    "you know he can make you good"
    "I don't know what I'm saying"
    "you know what I'm saying"
    I wish he spent more time on this dose

  • @jts12fan
    @jts12fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    2:24 The look on Foremans face is priceless 🤣 🤣

    • @alexan2717
      @alexan2717 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He's so done😂

  • @Lone_Wolf91
    @Lone_Wolf91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7696

    Willson - Excuse me I have to go kill someone.
    Me - Did a doctor just say he has to kill someone in front of a patient?

    • @DeuPKay
      @DeuPKay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      No, dumbass. An actor said it in front of another actor.

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      I know dumbass. The comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It was sarcasm.

    • @youseff500
      @youseff500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Lone Wolf That ain't sarcasm

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      youseff500 Yeah it was because I'm fully aware it's a t.v. show.

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dun Hilda Maybe although the actor playing the main character is actually British.

  • @oli2328
    @oli2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    House: I bought you an espresso.
    Wilson: checks wallet

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Friendship goals

    • @oli2328
      @oli2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@branlopgar ikr

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I figured he’s was paying him back so needed his wallet

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    “You don’t know my medical history!”
    Honestly, House probably does. Don’t assume that he doesn’t Wilson.

  • @star..boy_
    @star..boy_ ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “i dont know what i’m saying- i don’t- you dont- i- you know what im saying- and you know im right!” by far one of the most relatable quotes in this show

  • @meganb.2249
    @meganb.2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    "You know he wants you, you know he's good, you know he can make you good."
    Not only is that House's love life in a nutshell, but that is legitimately the best line of the entire show because it symbolizes (symbolicates even :P) why people inexplicably keep House around. The raving lunatic not only is a good doctor, but manages to make those around him better doctors and people purely by virtue of having dealt with his particular brand of insanity.
    No, I'm not on speed as I write this...but you should see me when I'm getting busy. ^_-

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ...are you about to profusely apologise for flirting, grab a heart rate monitor, exclaim the results in a very surprised (almost panicked) way and then run off after telling us you're going to kill someone?

    • @millicentchuyin6763
      @millicentchuyin6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pyromaniac2104 I can feel this was a well thought out comment, nice!

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@millicentchuyin6763 :-)

  • @Elfaia
    @Elfaia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5472

    Can't tell if the girl was into him or creeping out.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +692

      She was into it :P

    • @williambrennan104
      @williambrennan104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +847

      I think both

    • @RejectReef
      @RejectReef 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Yes.

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Little of both

    • @robinlaurence6284
      @robinlaurence6284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      You don’t know women. She thought he was a pathetic weirdo.

  • @Avinakayjoon
    @Avinakayjoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    "aha you yawned"
    "aha you tried to kill me"
    god I miss them 😂

    • @bttrl8thnspncr
      @bttrl8thnspncr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's up ARMY 💜

    • @jkt4748
      @jkt4748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Ernie and Bert.

  • @jonrenielnorca9221
    @jonrenielnorca9221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love how professional Wilson is unlike other doctors

  • @ZeroSteel45
    @ZeroSteel45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5038

    its such a same its not on netflix anymore

    • @Pablo-V
      @Pablo-V 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ZeroSteel45 Lol it still is on netflix, I'm nearly done watching the whole series, I'm on the last season.

    • @genkers
      @genkers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      how are you watching it on netflix if its not on there anymore

    • @Pablo-V
      @Pablo-V 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      genkers I dont know on what country youre in or what kind of netflix you have, but its available in Spain

    • @wiiplayxbox360
      @wiiplayxbox360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I'm in NY, it was taken off Netflix a few months ago.

    • @genkers
      @genkers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      you know if i stop to think i about it i would have realize you guys were in a different country lol. i wish it was still available here

  • @MrSkinnyWhale
    @MrSkinnyWhale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "I'm on *S P E E E E E D* "

  • @anukritisinha2646
    @anukritisinha2646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    0:38 always kills me xD
    Also love how Wilson immediately reaches for his wallet when House says he got him an espresso xD

  • @nawtmyrealnamelol
    @nawtmyrealnamelol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:44 I just noticed Wilson reaches for his wallet to see if House stole it to pay for the drinks

  • @babybachelor9287
    @babybachelor9287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    "Or you have cerebral tumor, and you have 6 weeks to live"
    the irony.

    • @wabi_sabi52
      @wabi_sabi52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      irony?

    • @aaarjs
      @aaarjs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@wabi_sabi52 the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

    • @arij_chappell3273
      @arij_chappell3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Whats more ironic is that all the shit that happens to House as far as injuries go and Wilson died (technically) first

    • @TheDJGrandPa
      @TheDJGrandPa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aaarjs That would be sarcastic.

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Foreshadowing much?

  • @hackpen
    @hackpen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    I'm late for a breast thing.. You know he wants you you know he's good you know he can make you good..I don't know what I'm saying..I-dont.. y-you know what I'm saying and you know I'm right I gotta go

    • @beaconrider
      @beaconrider 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      M-m-m-makes p-p-p-perfectsense to m-m-me.

    • @DrBees-ms2vt
      @DrBees-ms2vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HackPen Lmao! I scrolled down and this came up right as he started to say the quote.

    • @kevaninthe4135
      @kevaninthe4135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your avi is perfect.

  • @Three-Headed-Monkey
    @Three-Headed-Monkey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Should have swapped back after seeing House sip from his.

    • @eyylmao5370
      @eyylmao5370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      3ThreeHeadedMonkey except House probably wouldn't mind drinking coffee loaded with amphetamines

    • @wildones9339
      @wildones9339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He probably dosed both

  • @sweetolbrew
    @sweetolbrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Im a minute in and i love how house knows wilson so well that he tried to offer the UNSPIKED coffee

  • @TondaViewPL
    @TondaViewPL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    Such a good actor!

    • @Onedayilbeok
      @Onedayilbeok 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Wilson was the best character on the show I thought

    • @WOLFSUPERSTAR
      @WOLFSUPERSTAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1K liker :)

    • @shahramnv8743
      @shahramnv8743 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WOLFSUPERSTAR اوکوم

  • @JohnnyS1cK
    @JohnnyS1cK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I love Wilson. For me, he was the best character of the show. Robert Sean Leonard did such an amazing job!

  • @taiwanesestandardtime3388
    @taiwanesestandardtime3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "I'm not on anti-depressants I'm on sPeEEeeEeeD"

  • @TheGoldcountry
    @TheGoldcountry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    "I wouldn't drink that." Great line.

    • @mandeloo9404
      @mandeloo9404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheGoldcountry no it's not.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mande Loo Yes it is.

    • @GoldViolinFlutist
      @GoldViolinFlutist 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was in there?

    • @MichuV5
      @MichuV5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GoldViolinFlutist urine

    • @vsr9105
      @vsr9105 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, such genius writing... 🙄

  • @intothelight1713
    @intothelight1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    All things aside, the girl was cute af

  • @jokerinthebronx
    @jokerinthebronx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    NEVER trust House when he's doing something nice. Wilson shouldn't have gone within a MILE of that coffee. I miss these two. That episode in Season 8 where House helps Wilson take massive chemo to try and cure his cancer really showed how much House truly does care about Wilson. What he did for him in that episode is hardcore friendship. I only have one or two homeboys I'd risk killing in my apartment if they asked me.

    • @argonwheatbelly637
      @argonwheatbelly637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      House and Wilson work, because Achilles and Patroclus worked, and Alexander and Hephaestion worked. It's classic: one soul in two bodies.

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Especially since he took the time to make a video for Wilson while he was passed out for wen Wilson went back to work... He knew Wilson would need a pick me up & saw the perfect opportunity while he was also helping wilson

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      House and Wilson is the greatest bromance in modern tv history and possibly due to toxic misandry i.e toxic feminism it would probably not be allowed.

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wendyokoopa7048 well ofc… a man going about being the best at what he does, & mocking everyone equally would not be ok... if you're a man, &/or mock women, you're automatically deemed a misogynistic nazi

    • @mohamadmahmoud6926
      @mohamadmahmoud6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tony Mirabella Wilson is the only true person house loved. Well he loved cuddy but the goddamn writers fucked him out of his happiness there.

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Tricking Wilson into drinking the wrong coffee was brilliant. It encapsulates the show almost perfectly.

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Ok but Robert Sean Leonard playing someone on speed is hilarious and awesome

  • @knopflerfan9069
    @knopflerfan9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "I stacked them" his expression while demonstrating lmao

  • @mikehawk9784
    @mikehawk9784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    0:03 Me at the pharmacy

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The fact that House knew Wilson would take the other coffee instead of the one he held out was genius. 😂

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    4:16 he didn't know how close he was.

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooohhh noooooooooo

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Close to what?

  • @amandastevens1117
    @amandastevens1117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "I'm on speeeeed" *jazz hands*

  • @attornsky
    @attornsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "I am not on anti-depressants, I am on speeeed."
    This was the funniest thing I've ever watched

  • @evanjazzista
    @evanjazzista 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    RSL is super good in this scene, such a good (underrated) actor! It would be easy to overplay the part here, but he doesn't cross that line.

  • @DoppSkates
    @DoppSkates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Robert Sean Leonard(wilson) lives in my town, I've met him a handful of times at the local grocery store real nice guy, very polite.
    Fun fact- he smokes marlboro lights by the carton

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      damn if that's true, that's super ironic, considering i'm pretty sure he dies of lung cancer in the show lol.

    • @smellamyblake8352
      @smellamyblake8352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thekamotodragon No its brain cancer.

    • @Flora-vo9ds
      @Flora-vo9ds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SmellamyBlake it’s lymphoma...

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Flora-vo9ds yea you're right i think, lol i really forgot and messed up my comment, rip lol

    • @smellamyblake8352
      @smellamyblake8352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Flora X. Lin no it a thynoma, in this thymus(part of his brain)

  • @siphy9335
    @siphy9335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    So proud of Wilson trying to stay pure even on speed

  • @artreus7138
    @artreus7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how House knows that Wilson will be that suspicious he even won't take the coffee House offers him :D

    • @TimesFM4532
      @TimesFM4532 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think it would have been funny if he spiked both coffees

  • @andreasviken2949
    @andreasviken2949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    That cancer foreshadowing, though

    • @sad-womeninthehouse4249
      @sad-womeninthehouse4249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      karilyin wait so does he die of cancer??

    • @tino2049
      @tino2049 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yes...

    • @dipen7224
      @dipen7224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@sad-womeninthehouse4249 welcome to the sadness bro..

    • @justsomeguy2825
      @justsomeguy2825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Except Wilson's tumor was in his chest then metastesized to his lymph nodes, not in his brain. Also 5 months to live so.

    • @nanaalmani4300
      @nanaalmani4300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      karilyin
      Freaking doctors, always in denial of their own health

  • @InVinoVeratas
    @InVinoVeratas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    House after giving Wilson some Speed : _“You got Pranked!”_
    *[COFFEE PRANK GONE WRONG!! ESPRESSO LACED WITH SPEED; GONE SEXUAL!!]*

    • @bubblej2
      @bubblej2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      G o N E S e X U a L

    • @JordanP6885
      @JordanP6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Landon Hagerman lol dude what? Did you watch the beginning of the video where he literally dumps crushed up adderall into the espresso cup?

    • @katebattista7400
      @katebattista7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Landon Hagerman Yes, the urine spiked his heart rate. So smart.

  • @Degenerecy
    @Degenerecy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Just think, the entire time, Wilson was spiking House's drinks with Anti Depressants.

  • @TheCapitalLetterM
    @TheCapitalLetterM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You don't know my medical history," Wilson, you know house, he certainly does

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Imagine how awkward this would be in real life.

    • @sebastianmaregatti
      @sebastianmaregatti 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IAmRolfie my bff would’ve reported me

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean, any patient would have reported Wilson after a line like that while touching her breasts. He would have probably gotten away with it because he had proof he was under the influence of amphetamines without his knowledge or consent, but still. But, if shit like that happened in House, then where's the fun in the series?

  • @justinokraski3796
    @justinokraski3796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how they know medicine so well that they can just trade pills back and forth casually at the end

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how it shows Wilson tapping his leg rapidly, as the first indication.

  • @davidoshaughnessy2074
    @davidoshaughnessy2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This must be the funniest episode I've ever seen. I seldom laugh. And the " You rang ? " Was quoting Lurch. Brilliant.

  • @artudetwo5664
    @artudetwo5664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The winking part was awesome 👏

    • @allenharper2928
      @allenharper2928 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really wholesome moment, even if he was tweaking at the time lol

  • @ArgonathPL
    @ArgonathPL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "I can't give you my prescription, you gotta meet with a psychiatrist, you need a full work up. Give me a vicodin so I don't stroke" I admit to giggling to that

  • @RamzaBeoulves
    @RamzaBeoulves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I somehow never realized how good of an actor he is until I started re-watching the whole show

    • @abhinayamarykoshy1264
      @abhinayamarykoshy1264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ramza Beoulves Hugh or Robert?

    • @RamzaBeoulves
      @RamzaBeoulves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Robert, starting to like him more and more

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well when you have a brilliant dramatic and comedic actor like Hugh Laurie to work off of, you raise your game to new levels.

  • @gregoryhouse7208
    @gregoryhouse7208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on speeeed”. -James Wilson

  • @eisamiller88
    @eisamiller88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how Foreman is just like, "Are you okay?", but then let's him walk away, because he is just SO not going there. :D

  • @jim394
    @jim394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:38
    Wilson: "You dosed me"
    House: "Yes, I did but only because you didn't trust me. Your best friend!"
    Wilson: "You could've killed me!"