Man, they're really touching my childhood in this episode. Divinity candy, which my mom made every Christmas, and Lilt perms, which my mom gave my grandma once a month (it stunk to high heaven). Thanks for the memories I'd forgotten.
Thanks for bringing back the Painted Hills. I remember it was taken down due to some dubious "copyright ciaim" ... Greedy bastards! Ugh! Besides, there are other ways for one to view this episode elsewhere. Anyway, great to see it back!
Don't die until you tell them where you hid the gold! (I sound like my granddaughter who as a little-bitty girl saw Titanic at the theater, and knowing nothing about the movie except what she saw herself, cried out, "Oh no DON'T throw the necklace in the water!")
Wheelie Kings precisely. But yet again in this short, the inner liberal/feminist in the crew showed itself. Apparently it is sexist to appreciate a person with good hygiene? Apparently it is horrible to have white actors and actresses? I think if anything this short shows the age old attempt by women to look like teenagers. That is a dumb thing to praise if you ask me. Ruining your face just to fool guys into thinking you are still young 😂😂 Then our society brainwashes us into thinking "the older the better, the younger the worse" Ohhhh modern society I love you so much 🤗
darthclide uhm.. who mentioned a problem with white actresses? lmao... also it's common in our society that youth is praised over aging if you've ever watched a commercial, a tv show, movie, read a magazine, listened to a song, or just engaged with media in general outside of leaving woefully idiotic replies on mts3k youtube vids..
10:12 "It's being snowy white!" I consider myself pretty liberal and even I get annoyed at their constant exclamations about how the past had different attitudes to race and gender.
OOH...if, even for a couple minutes, at 53:54, when that piece of shit Frank, the shit who killed Jonathan cuz he wants all that gold for himself & then throws a rock at Shep, who then attacks Frank & though he knocks him down & bites him, it's at that moment when I wish Shep had been a big, 200 lb. masriff, i.e. a hound of hell, then Shep, the killer, Frank, getting viciously, mercilessly attacked by "Lassie-as-a-Mastiff", wouldn't have gotten up again (Frank, I mean) at least not with a face or a neck!!. But, I suppose that's a normal, healthy and cathartic wish to have at moments like these. But at least Shep, being such a loyal, persistent & smart dog gets the last laugh as Frank gets his just deserts!! Ha ha ha!!
LMAO!! I still laugh my ass off everytime I see that in Heathers, after Christian Slater & Winona Ryder set up those 2 cro-magnon jocks by making it look like they killed each other due to a "lovers' quarrel" or some sort of deep hurt at their being gay & having to "live a double life", as the hoax is made to show and then, believing all this, the one jock's dad, holding back tears speaks up, "I love my gay son!" hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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Lassie as Shep,
revealing her range as an actress.
sampo! snausage!
Man, they're really touching my childhood in this episode. Divinity candy, which my mom made every Christmas, and Lilt perms, which my mom gave my grandma once a month (it stunk to high heaven). Thanks for the memories I'd forgotten.
the permanent or your grandma?
"You don't seem to be the type to make this guy behave like a human being."
What the holy hell does that even mean?!
It's about as bad as you think.
Love the "Warriors" reference 54:25: "Oh, Lassie, come out and play-ay".
"He had sand on his lap and he needed help?"
Crow took the words outta my mouth.
Leon Trotsky in the action adventure you thought he'd never make.
Can we take a second to appreciate, "That must be Regional Velvet?"
Don't trust people. They will only hurt you. I know that all too well Joel.
Crow's presentation on Rutherford B Hayes. 😂
I guess this is the family-friendly version of Treasure of he Sierra Madre.
For the last 20 years every time we have a storm I say "I hope this montage blows over". No one gets it.
Their riffing of the montage part of Painted Hills made me laugh so hard, I spilled my bong.
"The world is dying!"
"What did we build again Steve?"
Loved this one!! The MST3k guys are hilarious doing the Shep dog-sounds. This one really cheered me up!
Lassie doing the Curly Howard "woo woo" vocalizations at 58:02. LOL
I dunno about you guys, but I preferred the girl from the short BEFORE they "fixed" her.
I was looking for this comment.
So did Crow!
I like the " what dorm did I wake up in?" Look easy
I agree.
In those days that was called "frumpy."
In the grooming short, the narrator says "Let's start with the skin." Then they spend the entire video on the skin.
It's also holy shit levels of dated.
Andy Rooney on grooming.
It's rated very highly amongst soon-to-be serial killers.
Those shoes would sink every boner into the ground
Thanks for bringing back the Painted Hills. I remember it was taken down due to some dubious "copyright ciaim" ... Greedy bastards! Ugh! Besides, there are other ways for one to view this episode elsewhere. Anyway, great to see it back!
The copyright was because of Lassie. Weatherwax' grandkids made them pull this.
Damn a CorelDRAW reference in the mid 90s? I thought this was a current software. MST3K teaches me new things everyday.
Yup, I used to use Corel when I was a kid.
Lassie and Charles Bronson star in " Kill boy, kill". Shep did have the moral high ground though.
Don't die until you tell them where you hid the gold! (I sound like my granddaughter who as a little-bitty girl saw Titanic at the theater, and knowing nothing about the movie except what she saw herself, cried out, "Oh no DON'T throw the necklace in the water!")
19:03 I really like the old time 'clementine' song being played here. Better than any other version I can find here on youtube imo
Love the Tom Bom-ba-dil reference!
The 'montage' kills me every time!
Would this be a bad time to bring up Snausages?
can't believe crow did a jay leno impression without a SINGLE michael jackson joke
51:41
*sniff sniff*
Bacon and snausage omelet, what the?
Tom you're killing me 😂
Frontier Veterinarian!
They're killing me with the snausage stuff.
33:59 "The world is dying."
"What is Rutherford B. Hayes doing in this movie?"
"Rutherford B. Hayes strikes it rich!"
"you can't flash back to something that never happened, that's not fair"
This is a severely underrated episode
Now let me tell you the real value of a penny.
"What did we build again Steve?"
"What is it we're doing again?"
"...you don't seem to be exactly the type to make this guy behave like a human being."
I never knew boring old 50s narrators could be so savage.
the short was created by a serial killer, I just know it.
"Oh, brother."
"...the hell?"
The only appropriate response.
"I'm late for my Hitler youth meeting..."
This movie is depressing as hell.
Yes! I could only tolerate about 45 minutes.
I can never get past how much this guy looks like Doctor Light from Mega Man.
Morzox hey thats my cousin
Wow. There was a short about body shaming.
weekendmom it was about personal hygiene not body shaming
Wheelie Kings precisely. But yet again in this short, the inner liberal/feminist in the crew showed itself. Apparently it is sexist to appreciate a person with good hygiene? Apparently it is horrible to have white actors and actresses?
I think if anything this short shows the age old attempt by women to look like teenagers. That is a dumb thing to praise if you ask me. Ruining your face just to fool guys into thinking you are still young 😂😂 Then our society brainwashes us into thinking "the older the better, the younger the worse" Ohhhh modern society I love you so much 🤗
The narrator was just a plain old fashioned shithead.
darthclide uhm.. who mentioned a problem with white actresses? lmao... also it's common in our society that youth is praised over aging if you've ever watched a commercial, a tv show, movie, read a magazine, listened to a song, or just engaged with media in general outside of leaving woefully idiotic replies on mts3k youtube vids..
10:12 "It's being snowy white!"
I consider myself pretty liberal and even I get annoyed at their constant exclamations about how the past had different attitudes to race and gender.
Joel did a lot better than Mike or the new guy now.
I couldn't find any skidmarks here...strange.
33:40 reminds me of Drakengard 1 Chapter 5 ground - part 2
finally!
Best part
1:02:13
14:55 wish my hair could do that 😭
“Did you know he never once cried?”
“Just him with a class ring”.
Hey hey
OOH...if, even for a couple minutes, at 53:54, when that piece of shit Frank, the shit who killed Jonathan cuz he wants all that gold for himself & then throws a rock at Shep, who then attacks Frank & though he knocks him down & bites him, it's at that moment when I wish Shep had been a big, 200 lb. masriff, i.e. a hound of hell, then Shep, the killer, Frank, getting viciously, mercilessly attacked by "Lassie-as-a-Mastiff", wouldn't have gotten up again (Frank, I mean) at least not with a face or a neck!!. But, I suppose that's a normal, healthy and cathartic wish to have at moments like these. But at least Shep, being such a loyal, persistent & smart dog gets the last laugh as Frank gets his just deserts!! Ha ha ha!!
K
he looked great bouncing down that bluff.
Defibulator? You're a doctor for god's sake!
Apparently not that kind of a doctor.
..Edison invented the pornograph..
La la la
1:12:01
LMAO!! I still laugh my ass off everytime I see that in Heathers, after Christian Slater & Winona Ryder set up those 2 cro-magnon jocks by making it look like they killed each other due to a "lovers' quarrel" or some sort of deep hurt at their being gay & having to "live a double life", as the hoax is made to show and then, believing all this, the one jock's dad, holding back tears speaks up, "I love my gay son!" hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
1:14:47
>:3
Hygiene 💩
I prefer "Gypsy Classic."