These body shaming videos are weirdest marketing strategy for me. I feel so bad for the “ugly” fish that I low-key want some of them out of pure sympathy.
Then again I was that person in the lab that begged the professor not to kill this shrimpy deformed zebrafish because I couldn’t help but admire his determination to live (I struggle with some disability too, I just didn’t have the heart to hurt that little fighter). I named him “Funky Fish”. His back was tilted upwards and crooked, he swam very weirdly (often looked like he was corkscrewing), had to figure out his own way to eat by kicking up flakes that fell to the bottom while the others ate at the top like they were starved tiny piranhas, and used one of the filters to hold himself in place to rest since he had some troubles with buoyancy sometimes, but dang it he was a fighter! Half the time that I saw him I was worried that he was dead or actively dying, but he was always fine! Survived two water change disasters that killed dozens of healthy fish. Sadly he was taken out when he bonked into the magnet glass scrubber during a vigorous tank cleaning, but it was a swift end on impact and I’ll always remember him fondly.
@DeCaelo Smith It was kind of funny in hindsight. Survived so many things that should have killed him, only to be taken out by a swift bonk with a scrubber during a regular old cleaning. It’s like the achilles’ heel of Funky Fish.
my boyfriend got rid of me after my back injury too so I was sorted to his ugly pile. My goldfish tank is full of the ugly pile too but I love them and their personalities are perfect and make me smile everyday.
My scoliosis is so bad to the point I have to use a wheelchair to get around. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I own a low quality lionhead ranchu from the local fish shop. He acts like a high quality, his audacity truly knows no bounds. Anyone hanging out in his track gets bulldozed through and he follows around the loaches to eat the food they find. Has a distinguished square orange moustache above his lip, basically zero wen (yellow color wen) but it is a little puffy. and he is mostly yellow/white with bits of orange. Bumpy spine and unimpressive but still cute tail. If you can't afford high quality ranchus yet, they still all act the same ( : I love my lionhead ranchu because of his personality. But I did recently add two medium quality mini Cleans to the tank! He finally has his own kind. The little ones are way cuter than him but they follow him around and kinda copy him, it's adorable.
I think that I display very well how a lot of the traits considered 'good' or 'bad' in breeding is just about rarity and such because I thought all of these were beautiful and adorable, and I have no idea about how ranchus are supposed to look. All I care about is whether the fish are healthy or not.
Confirmation (how the fish looks) is all about health. These fish are bread so short and round that their back needs to be curved properly so their organs have room to function properly.
I already spend a few hundred bucks on supplies for my other fish so I can move them into some new, larger tanks and get a blackwater tank sat up for a betta fish I really like (personality. Really sweet betta fish), but I'm still interested in getting some of your fish at some point.
I felt bad for laughing when the goldfish started running away from The Hand, trying to escape judgment. Also, day 21 of asking for a goldfish to be named Buddy Boy.
Very informative video. Helped me nail down the look I want to go for with my goldies (I might look for some of your "low quality" fish because I'm breeding for finnage.)
I once had a beautiful 3 fanned sarasa comet goldfish. It was my mums fav fish and then one day it died. Meanwhile the shubunkin we had that had faulty swim bladder lived for years.
just because the fish is bad quality doesn't mean there A BAD FISH my oranda is low quality and she has a fun personality just because a fish is low quality doesn't mean u shouldn't get them! they are cute too!
Judgement day 😂 I got an image in my head of Jesus scooping us up and separating us by “keepers” and not. “I like this one”- but of course he wouldn’t judge by looks but by the heart. ❤
Luke don't listen to any of these people. This will help to build character in the goldfish, some fish didn't get bullied enough as a kid and it shows. Every time I look at your site you're sold out, I'm glad business is good! I'll get one of the next batch!
If those "ugly" fish jumped over the Dragon gate on top of the water fall and under-go draconic transformation. That guy (Luke) is going to be the one getting bullied! 🐉 (Be careful who you bully.)
I love them all bar one or two. It's funny, although I love the chunkier ranchu, in my limited experience, the ranchu with the longer bodies have better longevity from having more organ space. Most of my ranchu have ended in dropsy 😔 despite good water and diet etc. Although I'd pick for breed specifications like you, I'd also cull for quality of life plus breed cuteness. So slightly longer bodies plus the good 90 degree tail. Wen growth ech. I'd say its a ranchu vs a lionheads. Both are good
![[4K] Why is My Goldfish Upside Down?](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HBGGD-psjqg/mqdefault.jpg)
I'm not sure which one is worse, being body shamed in front of thousands of viewers or being exiled from the quality tank for it 💀
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😂🤣🤣😩😂
It's natural beauty so everything look different for different species
So who knows
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭
These body shaming videos are weirdest marketing strategy for me. I feel so bad for the “ugly” fish that I low-key want some of them out of pure sympathy.
Then again I was that person in the lab that begged the professor not to kill this shrimpy deformed zebrafish because I couldn’t help but admire his determination to live (I struggle with some disability too, I just didn’t have the heart to hurt that little fighter). I named him “Funky Fish”. His back was tilted upwards and crooked, he swam very weirdly (often looked like he was corkscrewing), had to figure out his own way to eat by kicking up flakes that fell to the bottom while the others ate at the top like they were starved tiny piranhas, and used one of the filters to hold himself in place to rest since he had some troubles with buoyancy sometimes, but dang it he was a fighter! Half the time that I saw him I was worried that he was dead or actively dying, but he was always fine! Survived two water change disasters that killed dozens of healthy fish. Sadly he was taken out when he bonked into the magnet glass scrubber during a vigorous tank cleaning, but it was a swift end on impact and I’ll always remember him fondly.
@DeCaelo Smith It was kind of funny in hindsight. Survived so many things that should have killed him, only to be taken out by a swift bonk with a scrubber during a regular old cleaning. It’s like the achilles’ heel of Funky Fish.
@@evastickler3298 RIP Funky Fish, he was a legend
@@evastickler3298 R.I.H Sir Funky 😭🙏🏾💪. He was a real one 💯
Same
my boyfriend got rid of me after my back injury too so I was sorted to his ugly pile. My goldfish tank is full of the ugly pile too but I love them and their personalities are perfect and make me smile everyday.
Lmao
Bro that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard my heart-
Just a stranger on the internet hoping you have found someone new and amazing since posting this. 😊
Good riddance of a bad ‘friend’!
That was deep 💀💀💀
15 minutes of Luke bullying his fish children, just a normal day on TH-cam
Lol
Hahaha
Lol
Haaa
Yup hgiel
"He's like the holy trinity of bad quality fish" When Luke absolutely destroys the fish's self confidence in a single sentence
@@lunathedragon123 it’s a bot, just report it
I’m the 666 like
imagine being that fish
imagine being born and then God says "Welp off to the ugly tank with you"
AHHAHAAAHAHHAAHHAHA
Seriously
AHAHAHAHAHA 🤣
I can't believe I just watched a 15min video of goldfish being body shamed.... I admit it. I started to judge them too...
Lol the “something about him factor” 😂
“You need a Cheeseburger AND a chiropractor!”
-Luke 2022
These tiny ranchies getting roasted with each scoop 😔 I would buy them if no one likes them... They're so adorable. 🥺
same🥺
You better look at the price before u say that
Same
@@tiqosc1809 LOLL
I love the way the “ugly” ones are! They are perfect just they way they are, i love you little ranchies! Especially the ones who dont get enough love
Yeah they are cute 🥺
They may be low quality, but they still deserve love. Amen
@@Plantythings1 objectively ugly, but subjectively beautiful
AMEN!!!
Heck yea
Luke:your ugly
The fish: b-b-b dada :(
The fish: goes to the gym for 100 days and beat’s up Luke
🤣
😂
🤣
Underwater gym
@@IndiansAreWeirdos :/
“Time to join your low quality friends” lol my mom when she tells me to go play PS5 instead of meandering around the house
Poor low quality goldfish, being body-shamed, scooped out of the tank and getting sold for a low price.
don't worry these ones are not getting culled, just sold for cheap
@@lukesgoldies That’s good 😀
@@lukesgoldies Day one asking for naming a fish eve
@@lukesgoldies name a i wanna go fishing mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Let’s not forget though that a batch of these lower quality fish survived being lost in the mail.
The poor Fish. At least this is hopefully the only time that they get bodyshamed. I love this content 😂
I hope it’s *not* the only time!
I’m actually traumatized after watching these with my freaking SCOLIOSIS. 😂
💀💀
I had back surgery for that I’m very low quality
@@Liamtoon lmao me too, I had a full spinal fusion, neck to crack hahahaha 38 screws. We’re cyborg Goldies
My scoliosis is so bad to the point I have to use a wheelchair to get around. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hi luke
I find it funny to think that all the other fish think all their friends are being abducted by a monster😂
Imagine a giany hand came down from the sky, grabbed you, and said "Come on buddy, judgement day."
😂😂😂
The "sorry buddy, time to join your low quality friends.." had me 😂
Me: 0 knowledge about fishes
Also me: this fish has an exquisite body proportion and a proper facial structure
imagine being brought to life just to be psychologically roasted by your very own creator
"You need a cheeseburger AND you need a chiropractor" LOL
AHAHAHA 🤣💀
My favorite part
I can relate to the fish
Imagine being born and your father says this lol
I own a low quality lionhead ranchu from the local fish shop. He acts like a high quality, his audacity truly knows no bounds. Anyone hanging out in his track gets bulldozed through and he follows around the loaches to eat the food they find. Has a distinguished square orange moustache above his lip, basically zero wen (yellow color wen) but it is a little puffy. and he is mostly yellow/white with bits of orange. Bumpy spine and unimpressive but still cute tail.
If you can't afford high quality ranchus yet, they still all act the same ( : I love my lionhead ranchu because of his personality. But I did recently add two medium quality mini Cleans to the tank! He finally has his own kind. The little ones are way cuter than him but they follow him around and kinda copy him, it's adorable.
"you need a cheeseburger, AND a chiropractor!"
bro got roasted 💀
3:13 "i might give you away for free!"
You didn't have to kill him bro
i'd take him for free lol
It is roughly 4:30am and I am learning how to body shame goldfish
Anyone else just wanna have them all, whether they're "cute" or "not"... cause let's face it, they're all adorable fishies... lol
"needs a cheeseburger and has a bad back"
I didn't know I was being watched ☠️
The low-quality tank is basically the more natural looking carp tank
4:36 "YOU NEED A CHEESEBURGER AANND YOU NEED A CHIROPRACTOR!" got me dying
11:12 I THOUGHT YOU DROPPED HIM , THAT SCARED ME
theyre still all beautiful
I know back curve is desired in ranchus, but I like that streamlined look on that 12:10 fish.
All of the nuggets are perfect, sir! 😤 Imperfect nugget? Impossible!
I think that I display very well how a lot of the traits considered 'good' or 'bad' in breeding is just about rarity and such because I thought all of these were beautiful and adorable, and I have no idea about how ranchus are supposed to look. All I care about is whether the fish are healthy or not.
Confirmation (how the fish looks) is all about health. These fish are bread so short and round that their back needs to be curved properly so their organs have room to function properly.
“Back is meh. Mouth is kind of lopsided, going in the ugly tank”
I feel attacked
All the fishies are cute♡
Imagine been scooped up by a giant and called “bad quality” 😂
0:14 i like the intro music
'Ugly' fish: 'Father, why do you despise me so? What have I done to deserve this?'
I find yellow and black a pretty combination. I’ve seen many grown to be big prized yellow and black fish.
8:55 "AYYY DONT RUN AWAYY" LOL THE VOICE
Can you show an update on the little one you said you wanted to see grow I loved that one I want to see it grow up🥰
I already spend a few hundred bucks on supplies for my other fish so I can move them into some new, larger tanks and get a blackwater tank sat up for a betta fish I really like (personality. Really sweet betta fish), but I'm still interested in getting some of your fish at some point.
I felt bad for laughing when the goldfish started running away from The Hand, trying to escape judgment.
Also, day 21 of asking for a goldfish to be named Buddy Boy.
I second buddy boy
Very informative video. Helped me nail down the look I want to go for with my goldies (I might look for some of your "low quality" fish because I'm breeding for finnage.)
i like that clip in the beginning of the plant being pulled out of the mouth of a fish
I wantched this at my Cousin some months ago and it was the most calming thing ever.
8:26 my man just stopped for a while once he got a compliment 😮
7:42 he do be tryna kill that one
I swear, goldfish keepers and breeders are a different breed💀💀💀
Goldfish: *exists*
Luke: Pathetic
This takes me back to when I was in high school you have the sporty friend and then the friend that is more nerdy never ended up on the same team
So many amazing quotes in this video
this is the best video i've seen today
That ranchu was not ugly!! Lol, they're so smol and cute ^^ 😍😍
"This guy needs a cheeseburger and a chiropractor."
Honestly same. 😔
😌
Bro the very first example of an ugly gold fish was LITERALLY GOLDEN
The goldfish be like:TAKE ME TO THE GYMMMMM
0:11 Bro the holy trinity of ugly 😂😂😂😂😂. Emotional Damage to the fish
"you need a cheeseburger and a chiropractor" is deffo my favorite quote so far, I want that on a shirt
Oh how can you call them ugly.. They're not ugly at all, they're all beautiful!!
I once had a beautiful 3 fanned sarasa comet goldfish. It was my mums fav fish and then one day it died. Meanwhile the shubunkin we had that had faulty swim bladder lived for years.
“I’m sorry, you’re not as great as your sibling”
-Luke’s Goldies 2022
Awww. I’m sorry little clearance fish. I would appreciate your abstract beauty.
"you need a cheeseburger AND a chiropractor" - luke's goldies 2022
Luke is going full plantation owner on these fish 😭
💀
No wayy💀
just because the fish is bad quality doesn't mean there A BAD FISH
my oranda is low quality and she has a fun personality just because a fish is low quality doesn't mean u shouldn't get them! they are cute too!
I kinda like the low quality ones, they've got they're own kind of charm
Bullying someone for their appearance is only acceptable when this someone is a goldfish
7:39 aaeemp!
I think some of the low quality ones were pretty.
Especially the black and gold on. He did have kind of a bad back though
3:09 this is so funny🤣
Judgement day 😂 I got an image in my head of Jesus scooping us up and separating us by “keepers” and not. “I like this one”- but of course he wouldn’t judge by looks but by the heart. ❤
“You need a cheese burger and you need a chiropractor”😂😂😂
funniest vid of yours pls make more of these😭good to learn what to look out for too
Man I want the crooked goldfish.
Damn... subscribe for the cute goldfish, stay for the body shaming.
loved every second of this
“Yea your hand was ugly before now it is body shaped” is how I see the thumbnail 💀
YOU NEED A CHEESEBURGER AND A CHIROPRACTOR had me dying
Bad and ugly goldfish are banished to The Ugly Tank to atone for their crimes
Shame shame
With the bad quality fish how much do you sell them? and the ones with low quality can they be developed over time to be better quality?
the irony of the "ugly" ones being more healthier fish
These Babies got Back (of varying quality).
I hope the ugly ones grow out to be the prettiest one someday
Here I am, watching a guy talk about his goldfish again.
Luke don't listen to any of these people. This will help to build character in the goldfish, some fish didn't get bullied enough as a kid and it shows.
Every time I look at your site you're sold out, I'm glad business is good!
I'll get one of the next batch!
"go with your low quality freinds" 💀
dear lord the tummies hahahah
Are so cute
Luke: quality checking his fish
me: FISH IS FISH
Luke: "I might give you for free"
Me: Gib swimming nugget
3:00 call him Mickey too
I laughed so hard when I saw the thumbnail 😂😂
I don’t think they’re ugly but I think they’re quite cute! With their adorable little tails.
If those "ugly" fish jumped over the Dragon gate on top of the water fall and under-go draconic transformation. That guy (Luke) is going to be the one getting bullied! 🐉
(Be careful who you bully.)
Time to join your low quality friends 😂😂
Those poor fish. They deserve much better.
Oh yeah and day 1 of asking for a goldfish to be named Albert fingernoodle.
I’m about to buy a ranchu for my new big tank so I found this both helpful and very entertaining lmao
I love them all bar one or two. It's funny, although I love the chunkier ranchu, in my limited experience, the ranchu with the longer bodies have better longevity from having more organ space. Most of my ranchu have ended in dropsy 😔 despite good water and diet etc. Although I'd pick for breed specifications like you, I'd also cull for quality of life plus breed cuteness. So slightly longer bodies plus the good 90 degree tail. Wen growth ech. I'd say its a ranchu vs a lionheads. Both are good