Well, The great war was started on a whim and ended with a whimper. While WWII started with revenge plot mixed with world domination and end with a bang.
@@usernamealreadytaken9330 that's the thing, I appreciated the realism and futility in the original. The antagonist and his minions and their methods felt so comically evil in the sequel.
4:50 the germans actually used drawn nude women as a way to teach tank crews who operated the more complex stuff. Nude women would be used on harder parts and it actually worked
Given that USSR was in the middle of said triangle, I feel like it works by siphoning out all the spirit of good car manufacturing out into the corners?
@@TheArklyte I dont think the USSR (or modern day russia for that matter) was in the middle of that triangle for most of the war. In some cases I guess USSR territory was controlled by the Nazs so that would count. But as a general rule Italy and Japan are farther south than the USSR was (except for maybe georgia) so most of the triangle would have been beneath the USSR passing through Turkey, Kyrgyzstan, China, and Southeast Asia.
@@n8zog584Japan and the Soviet Union weren’t even at war from 1939-45 from Khalkin Gol until the Soviet Invaison of Manchuria. One of the ways the Allies shipped supplies to the Chinese was with Soviet registered merchant vessels, the Japanese had to let them go because of the nonaggression pact. One of the crews from the Doolittle raid also landed in Russia and conveniently “escaped” into British occupied Iran.
a magical time period where people thought making a tank with 15-man crew to man 4 different guns is better than a tank with a 4man crew that man just 1 gun that can turn 360 degrees...
This script has so many layers of Pratchett level satire going on in it, just like a Pratchett novel, I feel like I'll have to rerun it several times just to catch all the nuance and depth.
The good old days of Battlefield has had the best bullshitery I've ever experienced. It's sad to see it murdered before my very eyes, and the murderer is a British cyberborg woman.
You know, I laugh a lot when I watch a Fleek episode. But this, a mini-essay of franchises, wars, lore of video games, you really let yourself loose, and I for one, laughed so hard, my ribs hurt. Make a sub-series of these mini-essays, it changes the pace. Keep up the good work. It just works !
I remember my great grandfather telling me how an artillery shell exploded his Adidas clean off his feet. Man was so devastated he contemplated ending it all right then and there
I think this may just be the best video on the internet and needs to be played on a daily basis in all history, cooking, german, and art classrooms in all grades
I don’t know for how long TH-cam is going to leave that nice mustache guy online , but I absolutely love this video. I was stuck with BF1, I used to play it at least once a week , you bringed me back so many memories and left a big smile on my face
The amount of knowledge you've put in this video just blows my mind, I fricken love it! I've watched it over several times trying to catch it all. Hahaha
For the last two days a WWE version of Fleek has been living rent free in my head and I've been loving it. "I NEEDED MORE POWER, SO LISTENED TO MY ANCESTORS AND RAN DOWN A ZEBRA SO I COULD EAT ITS STILL-BEATING HEART. And I gotta say it's really cleared things up for me, made just everything turn black and white. EXECPT THIS NEXT MATCH 'CAUSE I'M SEEING RED!"
WW2 is basically the Empire Strikes Back of wars. The 1st one was good and laid the groundwork, but the 2nd one was bigger and better. The story was more in depth, new locations. And the plot twist at the end nobody saw coming....................especially the Japanese :D
Even though I know a bit about history I thought the "Over There" song was a ww2 song in response to pearl harbor. But now I am starting to re-remember that I might have heard somewhere that the song was used for both wars, and just easily repurposed for a new generation.
Ugh...that callback to the last Terminator movie is giving me outrage flashbacks to when it first came out and why it royally ticked me off. Know why that movie was a heap of dogshit? Because for EVERYTHING they did in that movie, it did NOT need to have John Connor being killed, or even START THE MOVIE WITH THAT. Imagine if you will! Sarah Connor, with teenage-slash-adult John Connor, basking in the victory that comes from a secured and saved future. Then a T-800 shows up, and it's one that has achieved sentience (Somehow) AND can detect wormholes to other dimensions, *(SOMEHOW)* which makes it JUST like the T-800 in the base crappy movie. It looks at Sarah and says, "There are alternate timelines with OTHER versions of Skynet that will destroy humanity, but *I* don't have any experience with preparing someone to become the savior of the human race." Sarah: "Lemme grab my keys and my shotgun. John, love you, enjoy your peaceful future!" Then she jumps into the wormhole, with a T-800 acting as the Alfred to her Batman, and the plot can continue from there. BAM, same movie with the same, "Whoo, girls are AWESOME" message as the original, (where Sarah Connor ends up becoming "more important" than John Connor because she's the one who TRAINS humanity's saviors) and it does it WITHOUT needing to take a hot wet shit all over *the entire core plot of the franchise UNTIL that point* by killing off John. Basically, having their precious, "Girls Rule!" message WITHOUT the extremely petty and tacked on "because boys fail!" message to go with it.😱WHAT a CONCEPT! Hell, that could EASILY Spin-off into a TV series, like with the Stargate movie (which has one of the best TV series ever) where Sarah Connor keeps dimension hopping and prepping humanities next savior, and running into all KINDS of different killer robots! Random future humanity savior #27: "IT HAS TENTACLES! *WHY* DOES IT HAVE SO MANY TENTACLES!?!" Sarah Connor sighs and grumbles while loading her shotgun: "Goddammit, I HATE IT when the evil AI originates in Japan. Every freaking time..."
8:15 The funny moustache man actually fought in WW1. Got injured and lost his sight for a while. Reading Remarque' s classic would probably make him nostalgic, if anything
It's a good thing none of you speak German!
😂😂😂😆😆😆🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
i do. poopen farten.
Good thing TH-cam doesn’t understand German lmao
Ja ja Kartoffelkopf. (black adder reference)
Yeah thanks for that america, were loving the globalist utopia. Its diverse and inclusive.
"I don't lie,
I just tell the wrong truth."
FLEEK
He jests, but this is what a lot of politics and news is about.
Their truth...
Their democracy...
@@pauperslament3467 MANAGED DEMOCRACY
That's the deepest thing I'd have anyone say if it wasn't for the fact our government does this daily 😂
The gaslighting and the propaganda.. we truly live in a society right brother
"Wanders off and yells slurs at the 76 players" made me spit gamersupps
I mean, maybe we should let gramps do that.
As a 76 player, I felt this more than I heard it. XD
that went hard ngl
I WAS EATING CEREAL-
'Leave it to the Slavs to start a war and then find a way to save money on it'.
Lost it there. xD
"And PTSD becomes nostalgia."
Why does that describe my childhood so well?
Abuse, I think.
That opening skit was gold.
Sounded like my paper in high school, I have adhd. And yes I was definitely not on my meds then
WW1 is so underrated, yet nearly nobody knows anything about it. The sequel stole the spotlight.
I heard they are making a reboot. Let's hope it lives up to the original.
Well, The great war was started on a whim and ended with a whimper. While WWII started with revenge plot mixed with world domination and end with a bang.
@@usernamealreadytaken9330 that's the thing, I appreciated the realism and futility in the original. The antagonist and his minions and their methods felt so comically evil in the sequel.
It really is the Batman Begins of World Wars. That means WWIII is gonna be really fucking stupid.
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein idk man. heard they got something of a modded alpha run going in eastern Europe
"I don't lie, I just tell the wrong truth!" - The Fleek
He jests, but this is what a lot of politics and news is about.
@@LyaksandraB No pimp, they just *lie*!
Should've said "my truth" instead. That flies these days. But then it wouldn't be satire, would it?
We have achieved true equality. Everyone is the funny moustache guy now.
Nein! Nein! Nein!
I'm ok with this 👍
Based
Yes
"..war is actually pretty rad and people should do it because it's cool" - Fleeky Moustache Boss 2024
and war crimes...never forget the best part
You forgot the part where a Swedish heavy metal band time travelled back to Verdun
As the drum roll started on that day
Heard a hundred miles away
a million shells were fired and the green fields turned to gray
FIELDS OF VERDUN!!!!
@@yahalo5716 the bombardment lasted all day long yet the forts were standing strong
the traps been sprung and the battle's begun
God Bless the double DDs.
Amen brother.
Good budget!!! Amen
Yessir!
without them we wouldnt be speaking the true form of democracy...English
AMEN brother
If TH-cam spoke German this video would get taken down.
Yeah iam suprised the mintry of truth in my country didnt ban this video already, their usually really sensitiv about the past, must be the weekend...
ITs just comedy, in my country we (sometimes) have something Like this to.
Greetings from germany
@@neevnator2116 Comedy? In Germany?! What is this heresy!?!?
@@kingleech16 You Would be surpriced sometimes =)
@@neevnator2116 IT IS FUNNY AND YOU VILL LAUGH! 😆😆
"World War 2 is the New Vegas of war" is something I didn't expect to hear on a random Friday afternoon.
10:56 That scene was comedy gold.
i speak German and this is gold shitposting. I enjoyed
That bank and Hollywood joke was golden
4:50 the germans actually used drawn nude women as a way to teach tank crews who operated the more complex stuff. Nude women would be used on harder parts and it actually worked
Don’t forget Erika is about returning home to a sweetheart. And the Japanese had comfort women.
@@wolftamer5463 korean, mostly
Funny how the good food alliance later became the great automobile triangle.
Given that USSR was in the middle of said triangle, I feel like it works by siphoning out all the spirit of good car manufacturing out into the corners?
@@TheArklyte I dont think the USSR (or modern day russia for that matter) was in the middle of that triangle for most of the war. In some cases I guess USSR territory was controlled by the Nazs so that would count.
But as a general rule Italy and Japan are farther south than the USSR was (except for maybe georgia) so most of the triangle would have been beneath the USSR passing through Turkey, Kyrgyzstan, China, and Southeast Asia.
Romanians don’t make cars, they just steal them.
@@n8zog584Japan and the Soviet Union weren’t even at war from 1939-45 from Khalkin Gol until the Soviet Invaison of Manchuria. One of the ways the Allies shipped supplies to the Chinese was with Soviet registered merchant vessels, the Japanese had to let them go because of the nonaggression pact. One of the crews from the Doolittle raid also landed in Russia and conveniently “escaped” into British occupied Iran.
This guy somehow outperforms his previous video every-time, Bruh is a hit master.
6:12 and he's only just acknowledged the game the video is about. I love this channel
Ah, World War One, where we invented the tank... and then took several expensive field trips out to the continent to learn how to best use them.
a magical time period where people thought making a tank with 15-man crew to man 4 different guns is better than a tank with a 4man crew that man just 1 gun that can turn 360 degrees...
@@yosefyonin6824 It is fun to think that the tank was designed, in essence, by the navy.
This script has so many layers of Pratchett level satire going on in it, just like a Pratchett novel, I feel like I'll have to rerun it several times just to catch all the nuance and depth.
He was a GREAT painter.
He DID make graduation
The good old days of Battlefield has had the best bullshitery I've ever experienced. It's sad to see it murdered before my very eyes, and the murderer is a British cyberborg woman.
No, it's the resurrection mechanic that murdered BF5.
@@whocares2087.1What? Battlefield, Shadows die twice?
Going from server side to client side was what murdered Battlefield way way back with BF3.
battlefield 1 is still heavily populated and extremely fun. just because the sequels were shit doesn't mean the actual gamee is still bad
@@yosefyonin6824 I know, I still play BF1 and BF4
"over there! over there! over there over there over there!"
-me everytime I think of that songs lyrics
Such a underrated channel
Ahhh fleek buddy, you gotta take off that jacket...
But It ... *SUITS* him
Based brotherhood of steel enjoyer
7:46 I get that you can't show a guy going on a 25 killstreak if your whole message is war is bad
Alvin York: allow me to introduce myself
As a german i died during the beginning.
I love that german gibberish.
Hab kein Wort verstanden^^ wundervoll
@@saschaberger3212" DAS IST MEIN HASTEL!"
oder was auch immer da gesagt wurde 😂
You know, I laugh a lot when I watch a Fleek episode. But this, a mini-essay of franchises, wars, lore of video games, you really let yourself loose, and I for one, laughed so hard, my ribs hurt. Make a sub-series of these mini-essays, it changes the pace. Keep up the good work. It just works !
This is just 12 minutes of unfiltered insanity. 😅
you just described Fleek's videos in general
and that's why I loved him ever since I discovered him a month ago
Incomprehensible, love it. Keep it up pimp.
6:28 Careful Fleek, the channel's been doing well.
Damn...now I need an entire video of Winston Churchill speeches in Fleekstyle =P
Another banger video Fleek, I got not idea what this video was about
now every time I think of WW1 and the assassination of Franz Ferdinand this intro is what I see in my head.
Man wasn't lying. John wick went from tactical guns to drive scenes and gratuitous violence
This is hands down the best video you’ve made yet
2:28 That genuinely got me, good one, man.
0:25 This is pure comedy right here. Something you'd see in a B rate buddy cop film or something
I remember my great grandfather telling me how an artillery shell exploded his Adidas clean off his feet. Man was so devastated he contemplated ending it all right then and there
here before the ministry of love takes down this video
I just love this channel more and more. Keep it up Fleek. Preach!!
She's right; Fleek _does_ need to keep it up! IF you know what I mean! 😉
the good food alliance...i need to start calling the axis this way
Fleek is low key underrated af
This actually made me laugh so hard it brought tears to my eyes. Keep on doing the do.
I think this may just be the best video on the internet and needs to be played on a daily basis in all history, cooking, german, and art classrooms in all grades
Dude this video's script had no right to be such a banger this is a hood classic
The King has arrived
I don’t know for how long TH-cam is going to leave that nice mustache guy online , but I absolutely love this video. I was stuck with BF1, I used to play it at least once a week , you bringed me back so many memories and left a big smile on my face
That guy going down
The amount of knowledge you've put in this video just blows my mind, I fricken love it! I've watched it over several times trying to catch it all. Hahaha
I wish this guy was my history teacher in school.
4:45 - I see you there, Enterprise.
4:42 GYAT DAYAM!!! I WASN'T PREPARED TO GET FLASH BANGED!
"Knee deep in Häagen-Dazs territory" 😂 jesus this writing is better than anything on TV.
Omg 😂😂😂 dude your hilarious i hope you never change your style of comedy
Your best video to date. I LOVE IT!
Fleek is one of the most unique channels I stg
00:36 Hahaha! I like how he is the reason for both world wars 😂 being an Uber driver in the first and the Art Teacher in the second.
10:53 NO!
"Battlefield 1 lore"
proceeds to spend half the video yelling about fallout lol
Song at 3:38 is back2back by strlght & roonin
Do you know name of this 0:52 song ?
@@user55-94 Over there - American Patriotic song
@@KayDaPhantom76thanks bro 😊
For the last two days a WWE version of Fleek has been living rent free in my head and I've been loving it.
"I NEEDED MORE POWER, SO LISTENED TO MY ANCESTORS AND RAN DOWN A ZEBRA SO I COULD EAT ITS STILL-BEATING HEART. And I gotta say it's really cleared things up for me, made just everything turn black and white. EXECPT THIS NEXT MATCH 'CAUSE I'M SEEING RED!"
I bought battle field 1 because of you. Thank you!
0:49 say what..😂😂😂😂😂 wiston Churchill 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahahahaha
WW2 is basically the Empire Strikes Back of wars. The 1st one was good and laid the groundwork, but the 2nd one was bigger and better. The story was more in depth, new locations. And the plot twist at the end nobody saw coming....................especially the Japanese :D
8 secs in and already a hood classic
Truly a masterpiece of a video on one of my favorite games of all time. Well done!
One of the best uploads on TH-cam hands down
How the hell was I supposed to know? All while riding in a Higgins boat. Too funny. What an amazing and hilarious video. Bravo sir.
This is like the only time in any of his videos and I've watched most of them that he mentions far cry
Even though I know a bit about history I thought the "Over There" song was a ww2 song in response to pearl harbor. But now I am starting to re-remember that I might have heard somewhere that the song was used for both wars, and just easily repurposed for a new generation.
Dang it, laughed so hard got a hernia lol!!! Keep it up
At the end of the vid, i laughed so hard after hearing: "... Nein, nein, nein..." "God damn it, i said words, not numbers..." =))))))
0:00 to 0:36 😂😂😂😂😂 talking and talking... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and kaboom dead hahahaha😂😂😂
Fleek spouting nothing but exposition for 7 minutes straight before actually talking about the game in question: this is peek youtube.
The friendly Austrian painter? 👋🏻
Damn dude, hits the spot as always
First time I seen this guy. He talks like he's an unhinged loon, but he actually knows where it's really at. Smart guy. Subbed.
we're truly blessed to have fleek on youtube
Ugh...that callback to the last Terminator movie is giving me outrage flashbacks to when it first came out and why it royally ticked me off.
Know why that movie was a heap of dogshit?
Because for EVERYTHING they did in that movie, it did NOT need to have John Connor being killed, or even START THE MOVIE WITH THAT.
Imagine if you will!
Sarah Connor, with teenage-slash-adult John Connor, basking in the victory that comes from a secured and saved future.
Then a T-800 shows up, and it's one that has achieved sentience (Somehow) AND can detect wormholes to other dimensions, *(SOMEHOW)* which makes it JUST like the T-800 in the base crappy movie.
It looks at Sarah and says, "There are alternate timelines with OTHER versions of Skynet that will destroy humanity, but *I* don't have any experience with preparing someone to become the savior of the human race."
Sarah: "Lemme grab my keys and my shotgun. John, love you, enjoy your peaceful future!"
Then she jumps into the wormhole, with a T-800 acting as the Alfred to her Batman, and the plot can continue from there.
BAM, same movie with the same, "Whoo, girls are AWESOME" message as the original, (where Sarah Connor ends up becoming "more important" than John Connor because she's the one who TRAINS humanity's saviors) and it does it WITHOUT needing to take a hot wet shit all over *the entire core plot of the franchise UNTIL that point* by killing off John.
Basically, having their precious, "Girls Rule!" message WITHOUT the extremely petty and tacked on "because boys fail!" message to go with it.😱WHAT a CONCEPT!
Hell, that could EASILY Spin-off into a TV series, like with the Stargate movie (which has one of the best TV series ever) where Sarah Connor keeps dimension hopping and prepping humanities next savior, and running into all KINDS of different killer robots!
Random future humanity savior #27: "IT HAS TENTACLES! *WHY* DOES IT HAVE SO MANY TENTACLES!?!"
Sarah Connor sighs and grumbles while loading her shotgun: "Goddammit, I HATE IT when the evil AI originates in Japan. Every freaking time..."
This sounds like Sarah Connor Chronicles mixed with Legends of Tomorrow.
I'm down.
2:49 I think you need to check out the meme grade shenanigans that is Holdfast Nations at war. Its also got a WWI expansion.
11:48 AYYYYY I'M THE VIDEO
God damn Fleek really went all out today
0:35
Oh that's kingsman
2:30 im feeling a little personally attack after that joke.
DAY 2 of asking fleek to play and review TREPANG 2
Fleek never fails to deliver.
You’re the goat brother
hey hey people, fleek here with another war crime speedrun any %
I love history time with Fleek!
Never disrespect the all mighty Pickelhaube again, son. Or I might start to grow a mustache.......
Sehr gute Arbeit, Kamerad Fleekazoid.
Ich werde Ihre Erfolge an das Oberkommando weiter reichen.
Finally a comprehensive yet hilarious history bit
8:15 The funny moustache man actually fought in WW1. Got injured and lost his sight for a while. Reading Remarque' s classic would probably make him nostalgic, if anything
Highly educative video!
After a year of watching Flek, I finally learned something about history that I didn't already know.
"Austro-Hungry Hungry hippo" 💀