3:36 is actually a German comedy sketch series called 'knallerFrauen'. the series consists of many short clips in which the woman (martina hill) plays various characters in a wide variety of everyday scenes. The humor usually arises from the contrast between her unusual appearance and the more everyday reactions of the other protagonists. The series is really funny and i can only recommend it. 👍
4:00 this is the perfect clothes pattern for crowded areas: people would get vertigo on approach, inevitably staggering away; the pattern appears simultaneously closer and farther away, fooling depth perception.
I really thought the Author of the Journals had a better sense of humor than that. I'm disappointed. Edit: I was expecting a meme with an iFunny logo that had a six fingered hand. Instead I got a std fingered hand made of iFunny logos. Much better.
But seriously, why do they write the books backwards? (I'm tired rn and can't be bothered explaining my trashy humour to random people, so before I come across a wooosh, IT'S A JOKE.)
Y'know this channel really helps me through stressful times, I have to watch over my little cousins so I watched this while making sure they didn't watch a bad movie.
12:20 this gave me a feeling like.. fear fun and like sadness..... i dont think im feeling ok i feel like there is like something in my skin now, this is a real thanks i hate it moment, i hate this
Okay, so after doing way too much research to figure out who the artist of the image at 13:39 is because I recognized the art style, I can be pretty confident in saying that's an artist known as kyo-yan. They draw NSFW stuff of that same character.
5:32 Ok, this is actually highly inaccurate. The chicken wouldn't be eating some baby in mid-development but actually just a woman's egg. The chicken eggs, we get in stores, most of the time aren't even fertilized. The yolk is not the chicken, it's the food the chick would eat if it had developed inside the egg, and the white is also not the chicken, it's a layer that would defend the chick while it's developing. We are not eating some under developed chick. And even if the egg IS fertilized, you only see a small red speck next to the yolk, which you can just toss out. So, yeah.... The chicken would be eating a woman's egg and if it was fertilized, it would maybe have a little sperm head next to it... but that's it.
Yeah, cracking an actual fertilized egg is pretty awful, all reddish. Learned to crack the eggs in a glass before adding it to whatever I'm making just in case, even if the hen hasn't decided to lay on the eggs in ages.
human pass unfertilizd eggs once a month. chickens make unfertilized eggs. are we eating chicken period for breakfast? I dont need sleep I need answers.
8:12 So, in this picture we see around 75-80 babies. Lets just say that baby bunnies take 9 months to be born, and lets just say that the bunnies do the love for 10 minutes each time. That means that getting out of that pit took around *57.75 years and half a day.* Jesus.
7:16 “Normally I don't condone leaving early but I have an appointment with a horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor I donno.“ “Nah I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.”
About the cockroach milk, I looked this up for you "Cockroach milk is a protein rich, crystallized substance produced by a specific type of cockroach called Diploptera punctata ( 1 ). This species is unique because it gives birth to live offspring. Members make “milk” in the form of protein crystals to serve as food for their developing young ( 1 )."
"when it comes to anime, nothing is off limits." F it just make an anime about some kids trying to kill Michael Jackson. Ooo! Then call it demon slayer
sometimes i somehow question my existence and then i somehow think that im actually some kind of a character in a show until i get back to reality which is about 2 seconds later whole thing happens within 8-7 seconds
7:18. Shower thought: When you come to think of it, all we really are is a pink blobby thing controlling a kind of life support robot suit. And we have become so used to it that we hardly ever think about it.
1:45 Miss Frizzle actually has killed one of her students, in the very first episode “The magic school bus gets lost in space” Arnold gets killed in the vacuum of space by taking his helmet off and freezing solid.
Fun fact: Cockroach bread is made by grinding up cockroaches and adding them to flour. It's got higher protein content than regular bread. It reportedly has a nutty flavor, like peanuts.
Grandma approved this one it’s okay to watch guys
nice
Lamien Dee my favorite narrator
Thanks Damien. Very nice.
69
I miss you man
"Sorry to hear about the trouble buy TH-cam premium"
The grandma: I told you to use mother fricking bing
Bro sup
Bing: break Gramma’s ribs to remove object obstructing the airway.
Hahhahha
I subbed to you, so make some GOD DaMN CONTENT!
Hi sister!
Emkay: **Reads a manga page from left to right**
Weebs: Thanks, I Hate it.
Me: ... OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! I GET IT!
I never thought of it like that
Wow this isn't funny
@@4leafclover466 Can't win them all, have a good day.
It’s painful when ppl do that tbh-
@@4leafclover466 thanks I hate it
“Hate is the only emotion I still know “ hates in agreement
Hates in agreement
@@dindjarrin8324 Hates in agreement.
@Clyde Reyes hates in agreement
@@jay_art3032 hates in agreement
@@Aman-og9pw hates in agreement.
How long do think until he realizes he read the KFC comic strip the "western" way instead of right to left like a manga page? 7:53
Like a year mabey
Thank you, I was wondering why he did it wrong
too long
I was about to comment this lol
Bru... ya weebs
I'm just disturbed that you read that manga forwards.
He..WHAT!?
7:53 For those who wanted the timestamp
indeed. that had to be one of the worst things ive ever heard aside from putting two phones on speaker right next to each other
E
I was about to yell thank you for telling him
10:28 my ex boyfriend actually thought that babies sat inside women like that.
Wait their not supposed to? I think I broke mine
That picture is horrific
Thank god hes an ex
Good thing hes an egg
*they're grown in the thigh*
Frizzle...now that's a name I've not heard in a long time
Magic School Bus was my jam on Discovery Kids
Arnold was a little prick.
@@god2593 my lord pls stop playing plague your killing ur own creations
@@PrusRus th-cam.com/video/59UzCUcCDBE/w-d-xo.html
It caused a jam alright
@@lancealot6059I know I'm not supposed to say this but I like you.
6:08 *"EYYY ya continued singing on it! Sorta? I really like the orginal song. But this one is funnier! 😆"*
10:20 was the ultimate laugh of discomfort
The way he said,, All gifts are accepted by Aranaktu" is Just awsome
*E*
3:36 is actually a German comedy sketch series called 'knallerFrauen'. the series consists of many short clips in which the woman (martina hill) plays various characters in a wide variety of everyday scenes. The humor usually arises from the contrast between her unusual appearance and the more everyday reactions of the other protagonists. The series is really funny and i can only recommend it. 👍
I was surching for a Comment who explains that the show is awesome XD
Alle Deutschen hier so: Jaaaaaaa!! Martina Hill :)))
I dont get what is happening in it
@@HashimAl-Atassi2013 yeah me neither
@@HashimAl-Atassi2013same what’s happening
Let's face it, the most disturbing part of this vid is him reading the manga left to right
The horror
you completely missed the opportunity to say thanks, i hate it.
thanks, i hate this comment.
@@pee-lie thanks, I hate that I missed it.
Are you... not supposed to do that?
golly gee
4:00 this is the perfect clothes pattern for crowded areas: people would get vertigo on approach, inevitably staggering away; the pattern appears simultaneously closer and farther away, fooling depth perception.
7:53
A part of my soul died when he read the manga left to right
_pain_
there is also yknow, comic books, which do read left to right
bruh
*Pain-Peko*
@@flyingscout3205 yeah, and?
Are we just gonna ignore that the ifunny watermark hand at the end has 6 fingers?
@Kiwi I mean kinda
@Kiwi yeah fair point
I really thought the Author of the Journals had a better sense of humor than that.
I'm disappointed.
Edit: I was expecting a meme with an iFunny logo that had a six fingered hand. Instead I got a std fingered hand made of iFunny logos. Much better.
exartly
Childish Gambino by Awaken, My Love!
I see he's a normie, reading a rooster manga from left to right smh
Was looking for this comment 🤭😏
Well if we could all just write from left to right or right to left, we wouldn't have a problem
lol i noticed that
But seriously, why do they write the books backwards?
(I'm tired rn and can't be bothered explaining my trashy humour to random people, so before I come across a wooosh, IT'S A JOKE.)
@@ghostly_cheese4929 r/wooosh
Oh boy. TH-cam premium tried charging me 80 something dollars for music.
Me:*eating lunch and decides to watch this vid*
Me: "what could go wrong?"
*Watches the whole video*
Me:"...Fck.."
Watching Emkay read manga the wrong way has made my day.
Y'know this channel really helps me through stressful times, I have to watch over my little cousins so I watched this while making sure they didn't watch a bad movie.
8:08
The entire Hollow Knight lore in a nutshell
grandma approved
cloud has approved of grandma approving.
Thank you i needed to know if grandma approved this
dead dog
@UChK4ELKP89wXGOY2CUmireg ew necrophile
Hi again grandma, you doing good today?
12:20 this gave me a feeling like.. fear fun and like sadness..... i dont think im feeling ok i feel like there is like something in my skin now, this is a real thanks i hate it moment, i hate this
Okay, so after doing way too much research to figure out who the artist of the image at 13:39 is because I recognized the art style, I can be pretty confident in saying that's an artist known as kyo-yan. They draw NSFW stuff of that same character.
How was the first comment "Grandma approved" lol
Don’t question it
I know
It has to be grandma certified to be allowed on TH-cam
She is a bot
Cos he made the comment before the video was public
3:55 I never knew my eyes and brain could hurt this much until this video.
This subreddit is either:
Funny or Cursed
Both,both is good
r/fursed images
how's that?
Fursed?
4:56 What you see. What your dentist sees.
Me: "Am I really THAT beautiful"?
i really really REALLLYYY wanna see a siren head anime. OH SIREN-CHAN
"Who is dora's cousin"
Me, a proud history teacher:"Gustav"
Lmao
Cap
4:07
Ah yes the german railway guns
Who's dora?
What are you talking about? It's literally canon that miss frizzle sold her soul and sacrificed children for her powers
Is this a joke? I honestly cannot tell.
Sorry w h a t
@@kiiwii3193 you heard me
Grandma is first, I can confirm
Yep
No way
lol
yeah she is the first one to go to heaven
@@grandmaashley - oh hi grandma you were first
11:29
"Because we will... send a third one!"
4:13, I laughed way to hard on this. And replayed it too many times. 🤣
5:32 Ok, this is actually highly inaccurate. The chicken wouldn't be eating some baby in mid-development but actually just a woman's egg. The chicken eggs, we get in stores, most of the time aren't even fertilized. The yolk is not the chicken, it's the food the chick would eat if it had developed inside the egg, and the white is also not the chicken, it's a layer that would defend the chick while it's developing. We are not eating some under developed chick. And even if the egg IS fertilized, you only see a small red speck next to the yolk, which you can just toss out. So, yeah.... The chicken would be eating a woman's egg and if it was fertilized, it would maybe have a little sperm head next to it... but that's it.
Yeah, cracking an actual fertilized egg is pretty awful, all reddish. Learned to crack the eggs in a glass before adding it to whatever I'm making just in case, even if the hen hasn't decided to lay on the eggs in ages.
human pass unfertilizd eggs once a month. chickens make unfertilized eggs. are we eating chicken period for breakfast? I dont need sleep I need answers.
@@FREEPALESTINE_0_ it wasn't a wooosh situation
@@FREEPALESTINE_0_ the fuck?
@@tubzymalone_2157 shoot that was for a different one i am soooo sorry!
I realy love that other youtubers support other
that makes those youtubers more supportive and frendly :)
Everyone gangsta until they remember the time miss frizzle let one of her students TAKE THEIR SPACE HELMET OFF IN SPACE!
OH JESUS SHE CAUSE MURDER LOL
R.I.P
Arnold
Wanted to have a normal field trip
“Arnold Dies”
8:12
So, in this picture we see around 75-80 babies. Lets just say that baby bunnies take 9 months to be born, and lets just say that the bunnies do the love for 10 minutes each time. That means that getting out of that pit took around *57.75 years and half a day.* Jesus.
This doesn't account for litter size
Also realistically it need food to generate baby
12:03
"hans! man the artillery the soviets are coming"
"360 носкоп. Пошел ты, ботаник."
I always get a strike in bowling
I'm just that good at sports
I struck 3 people in the bowling alley but I didn't get an out. I got three accounts of 2nd degree assault. :(
Eating isn't a sport.
Very cool. Kim Jong un.
As expected of the Glorious Leader
“You mean you execute the people who actually try to beat you?”
*_glances to the guy with a gun_*
“I-I mean, of course you are, supreme leader!”
3:30
Yellow: *_I am four parallel universes ahead of you_*
When you're watching memes, but realize half if them are from reddit, and the other half is from Twitter.
4:24 I crafted a chair out of human, but the human was small, green, red lips.
- *The Uncertain Papyrus*
that owlcity meme is the best meme, hands down. and i've been on the internet almost a solid 10 years now
tee hee- I mean TIHI, wait no I mean tee h- WAIT NO-
U be Micheal bieber
Another micheal bieber
I'LL DO IT, I WILL DO IT! I'LL MAKE THAT SIREN HEAD ANIME, AND I'LL PUT IN, "Just For Robin" AT THE END.
We already know Spongebob can stretch his tongue to cover his entire face to clean it of food
I read this before watching the video and it makes me suspect I shouldn't watch the video.
emkay is one of my favourite reddit youtubers!
So were not gonna talk about how her arm looks like that?! 10:33
3:31 We made it guys, German comedy has made it here!
“I was never really concerned about the balls”
1:33 The Japanese reads (from left): Human, Dog, Horse, Flamingo
for those wondering
7:16
“Normally I don't condone leaving early but I have an appointment with a horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor I donno.“
“Nah I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.”
About the cockroach milk, I looked this up for you
"Cockroach milk is a protein rich, crystallized substance produced by a specific type of cockroach called Diploptera punctata ( 1 ). This species is unique because it gives birth to live offspring. Members make “milk” in the form of protein crystals to serve as food for their developing young ( 1 )."
If the girl pulls his hair during the woohoo does he just start cooking spaghetti
YES
Only remmie has the magic pun...
The sim
could never be EmKay reading manga panels the wrong way
In their defense, it's confusing
@@mrfus9041 oh for sure especially if your not familiar with it but I mean after a little while you’d of thought they’d of noticed
@@kateearnshaw4770 🤷♂️
That pic of Justin Beiber makes him look like a discount bargain bin idubbbz.
10:27 what's more concerning is that that art is in a hardcover book and whoever that artist is has advanced their art career in making TIHI art.
"when it comes to anime, nothing is off limits." F it just make an anime about some kids trying to kill Michael Jackson. Ooo! Then call it demon slayer
3:44 hey I know that scene it comes from one of my favorite German shows Knallerfrauen
*TH-cam is getting real comfortable with these Double 15 second no skip ads*
Yeah
NOBODY CARES
ikr? i hate it. but on some adds you can skip even if theres no skip button...............
*I read as i got a double ad*
Yes
Thank you emkay! This video helped me get through lava and made me more independent!
1:32
*S T O L A S L E G*
8:03
“ Sorry honey, the chef’s hat stays on during *word I probably cannot say* “
Why do I find this so funny
Me leaving the 999th comment: I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess...
3:35 this is from a German TV show called "Knallerfrauen" which could be translated into "killer women"
7:55 It's a manga. You read mangas from right to the left
I feel an r/woooosh coming on
@@andrew.48 He said he was confused, how is that a joke?
Robin not a weeb confirm.
gotta just love a mom with freakishly long arms at 10:33
11:55 I was so excited when he read this lol
Just because I've seen it before
Imagine going to the mf doctor and they say “good thats one less loose end”
10:10 Long time no puke. Now I need to count from beginning.
6:31 could someone please explain this to me? I don't understand it.
Shit is brown piss is yellow
Sex probably
sometimes i somehow question my existence
and then i somehow think that im actually some kind of a character in a show
until i get back to reality
which is about 2 seconds later
whole thing happens within 8-7 seconds
7:18.
Shower thought: When you come to think of it, all we really are is a pink blobby thing controlling a kind of life support robot suit. And we have become so used to it that we hardly ever think about it.
Someone: *their is no such thing as a real creeper*
Me: *Laughs in suicide bombings*
Lmaoooooooooo I fucking love this comment
r/cursedcomments
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
I am suicidal
Just tested it, can confirm.
0:02 those that mean we're in a plague inc game?
1:45 Miss Frizzle actually has killed one of her students, in the very first episode “The magic school bus gets lost in space” Arnold gets killed in the vacuum of space by taking his helmet off and freezing solid.
But of course,
*_sigh_*
He gets to live because its a kid's show
Watching this while brushing my teeth. Then the toothpaste image showed up.
Others setup:*Computer,etc.
EmKay setup:*Fridge
7:53 WHY DID HE READ THE MANGA FROM LEFT TO RIGHT?! WHAT IS THIS?!
Anyone know where the 4:56 girl is from.
It would be greatly apreasiaded if u told me.
idk i wanna know the sauce 2 lol
I'll leave comment here.
Character is Hotaru Shidare. So far that is all I've uncovered. I'll keep digging. Get me some shovels.
287305 is the closest I found in nH. Somebody needs to look for the real sauce.
0:10 r/wooosh.
You are covering r/wooosh too, yet you've just gotten r/woooshed.
14:05 6 fingers... this truly belongs on r/TIHI
12:39
Get me that creature.
GET. ME. THAT. Creaturrre....
if you get it you get it lmao
Fun fact: Cockroach bread is made by grinding up cockroaches and adding them to flour. It's got higher protein content than regular bread. It reportedly has a nutty flavor, like peanuts.
WHY DO I KINDA WANNA TRY IT
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma SAME???
This was uploaded on my birthday. Does this mean my parents hated me when I was born?
Approved video
Finally Robin. Love the way you do this.
10:39 "well that's why its called flordia's natural after all" - random flordian 2021
7:53 You read it the wrong way around, bro.
7:58 You were supposed to read that the other way since it was manga
No one gonna talk about how he didn’t read from right to left on the rooster one?
Yeah I thought the same thing
Yeah I noticed that
9:54 it was at this moment that I gave up on life and committed eyeball clean
Found out my mom watched your channel and I’m scared I’m gonna run into her in the comments. Emkay, what does one do
Truly discgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Oh god
spelled disgusting wrong
Oh god not again
We can’t escape it can we
2020 justin Bieber Like the bad guy from The Walking Dead who worked for the guy with the bat
“A vaccine is not a cure”
I’ve never heard more true words
Get vaxxed
Lol it auto corrected to get gassed... That is a lot worse XD
3:55
That really messes with your brain.
🤯
Best narrator for TIHI