I feel like, if the world falls apart, Jerma will become the new version of a Numbers Station. Someone will find him streaming, doing this exact stuff but with no audience many, many years after the collapse of society.
Nobody knows where he gets cameras, or props. He keeps referencing "stores" he's went to, but commerce hasn't been a thing since 2030. Where the hell does he get his near-pristine clothes from? Still, he keeps showing up on your crudely hacked together portable TV, and it's either that or Ra's All Ghoul Comedy Hour.
I love how he literally does everything on a stream. Anything, just anything. Just, carnival, a real life carnival with clowns. Baking in a kids oven. Rats. Anything.
Fun fact, object permanence actually is one aspect of executive function impacted by ADHD. My ADHD buddy will forget something exists if he stores it in a drawer rather than out in the open.
@@andeggbreaks This explains a lot about someone who might be me but I forgot was the comment what and now I can't remember if I was making a joke at my or Jerma's expense. I also won't check
@@andeggbreaks facts, I have ADHD and basically can’t store anything in the lower drawers of my refrigerator because it’ll go bad because I forget about it
The one that does it for me is the frosting, saying he's not gonna do it as he's stirring it up to do it, and then when you think he's forgot he spots it out of the corner of his eye and immediately goes for it in silence before doing a literal angel and devil on the shoulder bit.
I couldn’t afford it, and decided on a different career path. The school I was accepted to was in Miami, so housing was super expensive on top of the $45k yearly tuition. I was also in a bad headspace at the time so I decided on a degree that would have me at a desk working on computers instead of being in a stressful, loud, fast paced kitchen. I still bake cook and bake a lot, but on my own time at my own pace and I’m able to enjoy it a lot more. c:
As someone who got an ez bake oven BECAUSE she liked to help her mother bake, I can absolutely confirm this shit ain't worth it $1 Duncan Hines boxed brownies are easier and better
As someone who cooks, Jerma's assesment is pretty accurate of how it feels to cook "Oh my god, this is wrong, thIS IS WRONG, THIS IS THE WRONGEST THING I'VE EVER DONE" and the secret is to lean into mistakes to try and correct them in the future, so you eventually only make smaller ones.
Best thing about cooking is just trying things. If it doesn't work, oh well, but if it does? It'll improve the dish! Eventually you'll make something super good just by literally throwing things together just to see if it'll be a good combo based on the tastes of things.
i just realized the reason why he seems so frightened during this is that he's afraid of ovens and theres one sitting 2 feet away from him the entire time
“The second film in the Playing With Toys trilogy is a masterclass of plot development, character growth, and of course, a 35 year old man playing with children’s toys. It took everything that was great about Building a Gamer Birdhouse, and expanded upon it exponentially. I just hope that the third film in the trilogy can match this type of quality.” -Dean Dingus (Fighting for You)
Poop wine was another recent poop meme that made me a hysterical mess. I remember someone also saying “Jerma shoots poop out of his eyes” recently and he read it but I haven’t found it again since then.
Jerma is literally over 4 times the minimum age to play with this toy, and it still sent him into a full on breakdown. This should speak volumes about him as a person, but it didn't come as a surprise to anyone. Never change, Jeremy.
As someone who has baked bread and cakes (well, one cake, but it was really good and the reason I never made another one is laziness), with a real oven, and also someone who doesn't have access to a microwave and uses an oven for most things others would use a microwave for, I must say... this abomination of a "toy oven" would send me into a breakdown, too. I can assure you, a real oven is much easier and safer to use. (In my country, we use electric stoves and ovens, so if someone has a gas oven, this may not apply.) These powdered ingredients are a poor substitute for actual food, too. Everything about this product disgusts me.
Jerma: “ any more pictures before I ruin my reputation as an adult human being” expertly follows it up by crawling underneath the table and asking “any scraps for me” Jerma you should have stayed looking at images
I just cried. I have never felt more helpless. I just wanted to reach into the screen and fucking bake it all for him. Utterly helpless 10/10 experience
The guy who said earwax was dead on that shit was NASTY everything else I wouldn't tried but i find regular cheese dip gross and that was like the worst possible version of it
I remember making brownies with my easy bake oven back in the day and it wasn’t that bad... So either easy bake ovens aren’t what they used to be, or you suck at cooking using a child’s toy.
Oh my god I'm literally crying that was a masterpiece. I wish I could have seen that live. How does jerma pack so much into these streams man I cant handle it I'm waking up the neighbors laughing like I'm dying.
My favourite Jerma-ism is when he says "I was gonna do this joke, it went like this **does the joke** but I'm not gonna do that".
I was about to do this unfunny thing but guys seriously you don't wanna hear how I was thinking about asking about the deal with airplane food
The Patented Jerma Anti-Joke
"No, that's stupid. I'm not gonna do that."
It's just bad joke insurance
this is exactly what I do
I want you to know about this joke that had potential but was bad
I love the fact that the only adult supervision Jerma had was chat.
To be fair, chat barely qualify as adults
@@dededeisdosh4450 close enough
@@orlandocedric1672 @Layton Wilson
Wow definitely real and not 100% a scam
@@laytonwilson3522 The years were not kind to the Professor, shit puzzles does to your life
@@dededeisdosh4450 if you add their and our ages together they only barely reach 18
I like how the guy who ate a shoe on stream is like “I can’t drink like a dog that’s fucked up”
The guy who did what now?
@@bigbeefscorcho jerma took a few bites off a shoe on stream, look it up it's real
@@chucanoris and now he ate a glove
@@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS he truly behaves like a dog doesn't he
@@PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS To be fair, it was actually cake.
And so is he.
9:23 Jerma putting the whole garbage bag over his head to spit is like a kid taking his pants fully off to pee
except he might not have wanted chat to see him disgustingly puke up the black goo
See, that's why I hate urinals; *because I was that kid.*
feels good man
He do that so there isn't footage of him vomiting on Twitch, which might or might not be against their terms of service.
@@ThePlasmicAlchemist ew
Grown man can’t use child’s toy, gets food poisoning
Jerma truly is a grown mad
he is mad afteralll
2: cover yourself in oil
COMPACT man
@@suspicioususer part 2
All of Jerma's streams are like PSA's for peer pressure.
And why it has a good payoff sometimes
his entire career is a pro-peer pressure PSA
here's your daily reminder that jerma ate a whole sleeve of oreos and threw up into his moms bed
as an adult
and that shit just goes right through
Watched that one the other day
We need the details of that story still
I don't know the context but that make me spit out my drink a little
You know it’s a Jerma joke when he says he won’t do "unfunny joke" but still does
jerma is such a +2 kind of guy yknow
And yet somehow, can make the unfunniest thing hilarious.
"i pogged so hard i broke my jaw"
what a GOD of a gamer
You ready for the jock shock jaw pog?
Time stamp?
@@ashtontodd1 3:02
@@m.d.3779 You're not a real gamer until you pog so hard you break your jaw
For anyone who didn’t watch the stream, this is the same mic he used to play Lifeline.
pass the whisky
@@richardbudgell7507 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ha
DO A SECY POSE
SHOOT LEFT! “Shooting right!”
I Have Stood In Bed.
I feel like, if the world falls apart, Jerma will become the new version of a Numbers Station. Someone will find him streaming, doing this exact stuff but with no audience many, many years after the collapse of society.
Nobody knows where he gets cameras, or props. He keeps referencing "stores" he's went to, but commerce hasn't been a thing since 2030. Where the hell does he get his near-pristine clothes from? Still, he keeps showing up on your crudely hacked together portable TV, and it's either that or Ra's All Ghoul Comedy Hour.
his audience will be just a bunch of rats
There never was an audience
Citizen Z
That's actually genuinely sad to think about.
I love how he literally does everything on a stream. Anything, just anything. Just, carnival, a real life carnival with clowns. Baking in a kids oven. Rats. Anything.
thats honestly like my favorite thing about jerma. video games one day, building a bird house the next. and they are all wonderful.
Syd Yendys rat tat toullie
Eating rocks
Eating rocks
Eating rocks
This is extra funny when you think about the fact that he's gone on record and said that he's terrified of ovens.
Blood memory of the Shoah? Or was he there himself since these Holocaust survivors just get younger and younger?
is this from the stream where jerma had like 6x the viewers than joe biden's stream
This would be that stream, yep
jerma 4 president i suppose
It was like 11k viewers or something stupid
@@joaovitordickmann4353 jerma
It makes sense, who doesn't what to see a easy bake oven stream
New "pogging" trend among youth causes online sensation to break jaw
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Holy shit my jaw actually popped
sounds like headlines you'd read on Plague Inc.
*shoves entire head into garbage bag*
"It stinks in here!"
*looks straight into the camera The Office style*
"Just so you guys know, I'm not gonna eat any of this stuff"
10 mins later pukes into a trash bag in front of a seaside green screen
And in front of 11k people
I can’t tell if it’s him being so incredibly manic or the microphone being awful that just put him in such rare form
"I'm not eating any of this"
Proceeds to eat raw brownie dough out of his hands
Then shakes and trembles while downing a bowl of frosting.. unbelievable.
"im not eating any of this"
"alright chat so heres the bag im going to VOMIT in when i EAT these ITEMS"
This is my favorite streamer, you can actually SEE the angel and devil arguing on his shoulder
Like at 18:51?
6:53
*spends 7 seconds putting into the easy bake*
"is it in there?"
Jerma does not retain Object Permanence
Fun fact, object permanence actually is one aspect of executive function impacted by ADHD. My ADHD buddy will forget something exists if he stores it in a drawer rather than out in the open.
Thats why he needs parental supervision
@@andeggbreaks This explains a lot about someone who might be me but I forgot was the comment what and now I can't remember if I was making a joke at my or Jerma's expense. I also won't check
@zack snack ah, so that's why I keep forgetting various things are real and not just dreams I had
@@andeggbreaks facts, I have ADHD and basically can’t store anything in the lower drawers of my refrigerator because it’ll go bad because I forget about it
1:46 "Prehate" is quite the Freudian slip...
PRE-HEATED STREAM, FAKE
I read/heard(?) it as "Pray. Hate. The Oven." and the Hell March from Red Alert started playing in my brain.
this stream was such a mess because he didnt have parental supervision
i love when he realized he didnt have cooking spray and he just ripped the instructions out of desperation. me too buddy, me too.
14:04 only jerma can softlock at a easy bake oven stream
The double take at 5:25 is really funny to me
So shocked by how many people are watching him bullshit with powder food and a child's toy
"what the fuck are you doing here?!?!"
The genuine shock in his voice killed me. Like he can't even process why someone would watch the stream
The one that does it for me is the frosting, saying he's not gonna do it as he's stirring it up to do it, and then when you think he's forgot he spots it out of the corner of his eye and immediately goes for it in silence before doing a literal angel and devil on the shoulder bit.
2 years later, that comedic timing is unmatched.
“Any scraps for me?”
Actual psycho
that absolutely sent me lmao
"I just want to make it clear to you guys, I'm not gonna eat any of this."
How could he lie so easily to our faces like that
Most of it that he actually ate is undercooked or not even cooked
@Heccler__ are you surprised? Its Jerma
Lying comes so easily to his forked tongue
I’m surprised Jerma still allows intros involving the Simpsons due to his PTSD
BART
de-tonata No lol, twas a joke
Haha yeah
I CAN DO IT WITH A JUMP
de-tonata that’s actually a good question I never really thought about. It’d be cool if he did, at least on occasion
As someone who bakes a new thing nearly every day, this looks harder than actual baking
ZekromFury As a culinary school dropout, I agree.
Bridget Kirkland why’d you drop out?
I couldn’t afford it, and decided on a different career path. The school I was accepted to was in Miami, so housing was super expensive on top of the $45k yearly tuition. I was also in a bad headspace at the time so I decided on a degree that would have me at a desk working on computers instead of being in a stressful, loud, fast paced kitchen. I still bake cook and bake a lot, but on my own time at my own pace and I’m able to enjoy it a lot more. c:
As someone who got an ez bake oven BECAUSE she liked to help her mother bake, I can absolutely confirm this shit ain't worth it
$1 Duncan Hines boxed brownies are easier and better
@ZekromFury What did you bake today?
9:41 this is the face of a broken man
This stream had both the Worst Noise of 2020 (dog lapping water) and the second-Worst Face of 2020 (chipped tooth).
Wait, what's the worst face of 2020?
This is honestly the worst face I've ever seen Jerma make and I've been watching since 2013.
@@markmclean8858 Just wait until the video of the Best of 2019 Awards gets released.
@@Alstor_H2O there one where he holds the card up and looks like the mask? I still think this is the worst face ever lmao. Worse than greedy grinner
Are you sure Worst Noise wouldn't go to the pan scrape (+ scream)?
The timeline is absolutely frazzled at this point.
this is Jerma Legends
@@bingbabooie3697 The non-canonical part, yeah.
This is Jerma from the future, who's already gotten healthy, coming back in time to substitute for himself.
knew this stream was gonna be great the moment he started using a regular plastic spoon for measurement thinking it was the same as a teaspoon
7:55 one of my favourite chat/Jerma moments, the way he grabs the mic so aggressively activates my fight or flight every time
"i'm not going to eat any of this"-- proceeds to put everything possible in his mouth
11:54 Jerma shoving his entire head in a trash bag & exclaiming "It fucking stinks in here" kills me
There is nothing more jermaIQ than shielding viewers from the visual of vomit but keeping the audio.
Streamer opens niece’s birthday present, live-streams himself having fun with the toy.
As someone who cooks, Jerma's assesment is pretty accurate of how it feels to cook
"Oh my god, this is wrong, thIS IS WRONG, THIS IS THE WRONGEST THING I'VE EVER DONE"
and the secret is to lean into mistakes to try and correct them in the future, so you eventually only make smaller ones.
It takes practice, like any other skill worth learning.
Best thing about cooking is just trying things. If it doesn't work, oh well, but if it does? It'll improve the dish! Eventually you'll make something super good just by literally throwing things together just to see if it'll be a good combo based on the tastes of things.
"You cook for like 6 minutes then clean for 2 hours"
And sometimes! You put flour directly in a liquid and end up with flour clump ass gravy despite making it 1200 times and that's okay
That's how you can tell jerma doesn't cook, he doesn't know when to say fuck it close enough
Streamer makes food poisoning without adult supervision
does chat count
@kerbe absolutely not
"Pre-hate the Easy Bake Oven" - A stove supremacist
Even Jack was so horrified of the nail scratch sound when Jerma was cleaning a plate that he refused to put it in the video.
Reminder that Joe Biden got less peak viewers on his public address than Jerma's concurrent viewers playing with the easy-bake oven.
To he fair Jermas viewerbase is already on the site AND global.
I'm from Germany what the fuck do I care what Joe Biden has to say?
Gamesux Fair point.
Gamesux joe biden says funnier things than jerma and also plays with children
s toys
Jerma was right when he said he would win if he ran for president
@Some Person jesus christ
i just realized the reason why he seems so frightened during this is that he's afraid of ovens and theres one sitting 2 feet away from him the entire time
“The second film in the Playing With Toys trilogy is a masterclass of plot development, character growth, and of course, a 35 year old man playing with children’s toys. It took everything that was great about Building a Gamer Birdhouse, and expanded upon it exponentially. I just hope that the third film in the trilogy can match this type of quality.”
-Dean Dingus (Fighting for You)
Third film since he played with like a kid's magician kit a while back.
Can't forget Labo too
@@ThePhantomguy321 Of course
Why would you quote Dean Dingus, that bastard strangled three people!
@@258thHiGuy Well he was fighting for you after all.
I love how he has that talk with the angel and devil on his shoulders at 18:51
The amount of fear and respect this grown man showed for this easy-bake-oven was incredible.
This is like the opposite of watching a good cooking show while you eat, it makes your shitty kraft dinner seem amazing
The year gap of vods between this and the last 2ndjerma has been lost to the void.
Vods editors are attacking the year gap from both flanks.
Alfie Morris Meant to edit but accidentally deleted my big stupid comment.
Yes I am big stupid.
i remember being at the stream and chat kept calling it a poop stream when he was making the whoopie pie
im such a child, im laughing at the word poop
Poop wine was another recent poop meme that made me a hysterical mess. I remember someone also saying “Jerma shoots poop out of his eyes” recently and he read it but I haven’t found it again since then.
@@M-1996A1 The "Jerma shoots poop out of his eyes" was in the Deadly Creatures stream and it made him shut off his facecam for the rest of the stream.
Gage Clinton thank you I needed that.
poopie pie haha:)
13:13 when you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper left
Why does the idea of Jerma making cookies terrify me?
HentaiHistorian lol
because only mom should be making cookies, since “moms making cookies” is the best ice cream flavor.
@@poghand ... So, like, the primary flavor in that ice cream is human moms? The way that's phrased greatly concerns me.
J E R E M Y I N E E D C O O K I E S
i think this stream proves that to be the correct reaction
Watching this live was genuinely like gazing into Hell
18:45 Jerma's inner thoughts show up on a rare display due to the complete evasion of the instinct to not eat the glaze directly.
"You're free to go."
35 year old man holds 11,000 people hostage and forces them to watch him make food with an easy bake oven
16:18 Good god this man is too funny for this world.
local man loses cooking spray and his mind
Jerma is literally over 4 times the minimum age to play with this toy, and it still sent him into a full on breakdown. This should speak volumes about him as a person, but it didn't come as a surprise to anyone. Never change, Jeremy.
As someone who has baked bread and cakes (well, one cake, but it was really good and the reason I never made another one is laziness), with a real oven, and also someone who doesn't have access to a microwave and uses an oven for most things others would use a microwave for, I must say... this abomination of a "toy oven" would send me into a breakdown, too. I can assure you, a real oven is much easier and safer to use. (In my country, we use electric stoves and ovens, so if someone has a gas oven, this may not apply.) These powdered ingredients are a poor substitute for actual food, too. Everything about this product disgusts me.
Jerma literally looks like he’s about to pass out from heat stroke at any moment.
"Adult supervision required"
* 3 seconds of silence *
miniature streamer doesn’t follow cooking instructions and is confused when it doesn’t turn out as expected
Jerma: “ any more pictures before I ruin my reputation as an adult human being” expertly follows it up by crawling underneath the table and asking “any scraps for me”
Jerma you should have stayed looking at images
"Can I just lick it? Can I just, like, drag my tongue across it?"
-Jeremy nine eight five
Just like in my Jerma/Star fanfiction
@@bingbabooie3697 otp
I just cried. I have never felt more helpless. I just wanted to reach into the screen and fucking bake it all for him. Utterly helpless
10/10 experience
“I just cried. I have never felt more helpless…10/10 experience”
Its like watching a hurt animal 😢
I watched this for the part he was making the frosting, the chat was just telling him to “CONSUME THE COOM”
Mr Greenz: * wins 50$ at the casino *
Steve: 16:18
Really glad Jack got picked up as an editor, he does such good work
☺️❤️
Jack for president 2020
@@jeffreyepstein241 thank you jeffrey epstein
Who's Jack and why is he perfect?
Former child chef tries to gain former glory, audience laughs.
9:39 - The Sauce on his teeth, Priceless.
"AW DUNKAROOS, MAN! ITS DUNKAROOS!"
jeremy is a fully grown adult male but this video makes me question the truth of that statement
Jerma being incapable of basic tasks will never get old.
9:24
This is where the fear kicks in
Local man "pogs" so hard he breaks his jaw.
He looks so much like the Shamwow guy when he has that mic on
"There is like eleven thousand people right now...
What the hell are you doing here!?"
Gotta love this man. This man is a treasure.
2ndJerma posts everyday keeps me going through quarantine
Are you STILL in quarantine?
Zorro9129 in PA we are in the yellow so technically yes.
Local shortie tries baking cookies, almost succeeds
nice username
9:40 The 7/11 crackhead when you don't give them $5 for cigarettes.
The part about chefs being like “oh god it’s all wrong” and then it coming out fine is way too real lmao
one compact mans struggle to cook with children's toys
audibly said "no no no no" when he held the cheese dip over his mouth. truly deranged stream thank you.
The guy who said earwax was dead on that shit was NASTY everything else I wouldn't tried but i find regular cheese dip gross and that was like the worst possible version of it
Wait, did we really just time travel a year into the future?
@@deadliestvice5356 true
@@akoyash9964 i don't even know what this is supposed to mean
What did you mean by that
"I spit out the almonds and Kim eats them"
21:04 he sounded like that arcade game where you try to get the chicken to land on the one spot
8:36 dudes shifting in to seventh gear.
That jaw pop was so powerful
Next time he does a cooking stream I hope it's with grillmasterxBBQ.
pshh, grillmasterXBBQ hasn't cooked on stream in years...
He’s a hack
Grown up streamer poisons himself using a child's toy, disappears from the internet for a month to get medical treatment
My favorite part of this is the fact that it's literally the same amount of effort to make an actual pizza
9:41 he was forced to eat easy bake pizzas when he was 35
3:04 jerma pogged so hard omg im shaking and crying
I love how Jerma’s streams are so inconsistent that I can’t answer when people ask me what he streams.
“Uhhhh... Easy bake ovens?”
Jack out here with the QUALITY CONTENT
Absolute legend
Thank you
Bump
Glad to see him on the official channel
No problem Jack
The frustrated breathing the mic picks up really elevates this JermASMR into a tense situation
I remember making brownies with my easy bake oven back in the day and it wasn’t that bad...
So either easy bake ovens aren’t what they used to be, or you suck at cooking using a child’s toy.
I love how he puts all of his effort into the front view, and then makes it the smaller video.
Watching Jerma struggle to complete menial tasks is awe inspiring
I swear to god I can smell this stream
It smells awful
like a dorm room?
Oh my god I'm literally crying that was a masterpiece. I wish I could have seen that live. How does jerma pack so much into these streams man I cant handle it I'm waking up the neighbors laughing like I'm dying.