Dylan is awesome. A number of comedians like Dara O’Brien, Sean Lock, Bill Bailey etc etc have all rated him in their top three, and also as a Comedian they don’t want to follow on Stage. I’ve heard numerous Comedians say if they are doing a charity gig, they don’t want to follow Dylan or Lee Evans because “you have no chance of getting the room back” Ed Byrne said, quote, “You could go on stage after Dylan Moran or Lee Evans and do your but for ten minutes and they’re still laughing they don’t not notice you”
@@billlyoliveman And then cross out every word that is no longer applicable. It'd be like " -child- , failure, old, dead" Ahhh yes, I have much to look forward to.
That's the Irish condition. "It's all gone to shit lads but sure we'll have craic with a few cans down by the canal next time the suns out wont we? Ah we will!"
@ "You have to understand that it is impossible. Dylan grew it over years ago, and you are still stuck." What are you talking about? This response has nothing to do with my original comment. I merely stated i'd like a good comedy show similar to black books what has that got to do with growing something?
A true comedic genius, love everything he has ever done. I just hope he is truly happy with himself behind the facade of angst and self loathing. He deserves to be. Live long and happily Dylan, we need you .
Idk if it's a facade per se. A lot of comedians work comes from a dark place and they joke about their worries, struggles and mental health issues because it's venting and it earns smiles and laughs.
Gordon Dean He seems to have a happy long marriage and two kids he clearly has a good relationship with.I’m pretty sure he’s happy. Sarcastic, annoyed, bored, sure, he’s perceptive and smart, that happens, but not unhappy or depressed.
@@sabbyd1832 We need to stop failing, get older one day at a time, relive some part of childhood and fight the death we fear, not the one that will kill us.
"Ever seen how a bottle of normally lovely olive oil turns all lumpy, lardy and opaque when it gets too cold? - well that's what being old is like". Great stuff.
The finest piece of Irish dark matter I've ever seen. Wonderfully deep and dark and scrumptious. Like the darkest of chocolate that just melts in your brain...
@@YosiahW English is my second language, but I know it pretty well. It's got such a wide variety of words and phrases and I just made those up. You need to really have a feel for the right words though. And the right mindset. That's culturally inclined. For me, I like Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc. movies. And I love the poetic language. But that is difficult for me to follow sometimes. Figures of speech. I like to make my own. For others to have a picture beside the words. I think it's symbols that differ more than language itself. Good night!
@@ArieteArmsRAMLITE Thanks, man, but it was mostly just supposed to be a joke. My life's fine, though, I do spend a lot of time on video games and youtube. But, ya know, "the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time".
I have seen this, or at least most of this before, but I still laugh and cry listening to it. I am not among them, but my Irish aunts and uncles were great story tellers. Dylan Moran, a national treasure that not many folks know about.
Dylan Moran is absolutely brilliant observational comedy. He’s so real & relatable in the funniest , best way, and you come away feeling relieved and happy...
Only an effortlessly funny comic can not only ask his audience not to applaud but also request they take it a couple of notches down with the laughter.
Sadly a few weeks agoJune 2023 in New Zealand people walked out as he was drinking , I do hope he will recover and recover well and be happy . He is utterly brilliant and that is scarey.
I crack up when he goes into these deep topics like existential crises, terrorism and then end it with something super trivial like club sandwich or bar stool or some shit like that.
Even Graham Linehan learned of the importance of Dylan's fast paced, in depth, quirky mirth about general life and the aul preconsious mind that Dylan delivers with ease. Graham only realised, after Black Books was released that Dylan's kind of comedic style was gold. Two Irish comedy legends!!!
So much of this is relevant here to this 50 year old Aussie single mum trying to find joy in 2021 amidst the lockdowns. Started watching Black Books and loving it. Dylan is so clever ❤
glad you found Black Books. Freaking hilarious 😂 Hope you are feeling better now lockdowns are over❤️ From a fellow Aussie who was a long time single Mum.
Just happened upon this, never heard of the guy but these comments are beautiful and amazing, and tell me everything i need to know. 4 mins in, i love him so much, already. Very much looking forward to catching up on everything he's ever done 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Wonderful. Life is still alive out there, with beautifully creative, realistic , truthful people such as Dylan Moran who lighten the air, atmosphere and remind us of hope , fun and humour. Special and essential.
This is arguably the best piece of comedy ever written and performed of all time. 🤩😎😍 It’s certainly the one I relate to most! 😏😌 So why, at the end of this particular Dylan Moran show, does the compiler offer me Ricky Gervaise? I mean c’mon! No disrespect to Gervaise, but just give me more of Dylan Moran. Or, better still, I’ll watch that video all over again to capture the gold that he just flings out so lightly as though it’s confetti. So deep and yet so glib-casual. It’s brilliance and joy…life summed up: “child, failure, old, dead.” Take that, Shakespeare!
Oh the joy of being born old: you already hate the kids' music, hate the tv, love books and art, and you're just waiting for the calendar to say you can collect social security
Fucking love how random and out of this world your analogies are: like a seagull wearing a miniskirts while flicking cheetohs at a dolphin - omg, delicious!
10:00 makes me think of serious existential crisis like when my own parents are telling me I need to go and have a life instead of 'wasting it on my phone'. Now both of them have ipads and use them while they sit in front of the TV. They don't even watch the TV, they just kind of put it on out of habit and then start reading social media or browse to their favourite websites. The funny thing is that now they are super connected to extended family who live in other states, countries, etc that they might normally only talk to once or twice a year. It's been way better for them to keep in contact with friends and family because now they can share pictures, video, and ask questions. Last year my dad was cutting stuff out of the newspaper and mailing it to me in the post in case I was interested.
I like Dylan Moran because he's one of the few stand-up comedians who clearly put any effort into producing material. Admittedly, he's clearly never watched Game of Thrones, but I don't judge him particularly harshly for that because pretty much nobody ever did.
The cast list for Shaun of The Dead reads like a guest list for one of those parties that only the cool people get invited to. So many great British actors. @Jamie Purnell, one or two more seasons would have been good, but no more than that. There's nothing worse than watching a once-brilliant sitcom outlive its use-by date and end up having to rely on running gags or "topical" humour to try and get laughs. Black Books was short and sweet, 3 seasons, perfect length to binge-watch in an evening. :)
Haha don't remember this show being so funny. Seen him live in Liverpool he was ALOT more cheerful... Whether it was just the night or he puts on the act more being filmed. Top guy.
"If you clap, I'll forget stuff" that might be the best thing I've ever heard in a comedy show
Lol yeah😄Telling your audience to stop clapping and laughing, and getting a laugh from it 😁
And the laughing also you can bring that down a bit too. The whole stand up was gold
Dylan is awesome.
A number of comedians like Dara O’Brien, Sean Lock, Bill Bailey etc etc have all rated him in their top three, and also as a Comedian they don’t want to follow on Stage. I’ve heard numerous Comedians say if they are doing a charity gig, they don’t want to follow Dylan or Lee Evans because “you have no chance of getting the room back” Ed Byrne said, quote, “You could go on stage after Dylan Moran or Lee Evans and do your but for ten minutes and they’re still laughing they don’t not notice you”
"Child, failure, old, and dead" fucking hell Dylan, you didn't need to summarise my life in 5 words so brutally.
I heard that and instantly thought "tatoo.......hmmm...."
@@billlyoliveman And then cross out every word that is no longer applicable. It'd be like " -child- , failure, old, dead" Ahhh yes, I have much to look forward to.
yeh, ouch, and like dylan with his depressed friend with his head in the coco pops, i'm thinking at least you're rich :D
"What's that you say? Face down in a bowl of coco puffs all day Wednesday? I wish I had the strength!" Lol
I rolled over..
Sincerely. Yes. 😂😂😂
The “my self loathing is worse than yours” hilarious and relatable
No but mine really is worse than yours
I read this the same time he said it .hahaha
I wish I had the strength!
This man is everything brilliant about comedy- he pokes fun at reality, reframes it and leaves you happier and wiser than he found you. Just brilliant
One of a kind with Bill Bailey and Eddie Izzard...
@@Martinmb4416 so not one of a kind, then
Three of a kind
Add a dab of lavender to your milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Are you in pain? "Not enough! Where did they go?"
"Which one of you bitches wants to dance?"
well, while i was working for a book bar, i actually ordered that little lovely work lol
Laugh at which one; the orange or the glass of lavender milk?
I've swallowed the little book of calm!
How can someone be such a pessimist and such an optimist at the same time?
They're bipolar.😣😉
Optimistic nihilism
The man's an enigma! 😃
Embrace the darkness...
That's the Irish condition. "It's all gone to shit lads but sure we'll have craic with a few cans down by the canal next time the suns out wont we? Ah we will!"
Dylan Moran's definition of existence "Life is like walking through a desert with a bag on your head while people rob you as they bore you"
bwhahahahahahahaa...true
Everytime i see Dylan i just think....we need another series like Black Books.
Such a show, just madness
@@OllieMawLe It's pure gold.
@ "You have to understand that it is impossible. Dylan grew it over years ago, and you are still stuck." What are you talking about? This response has nothing to do with my original comment. I merely stated i'd like a good comedy show similar to black books what has that got to do with growing something?
@@Mckadow yeah I get what you mean.😎
dint he also create it crowd? but yes black books was so good, just thinking about it makes me want some wine and a smoke
"Say what you like about fundamentalist death cults, they go very well with the heavier Chedders"".
The guy's a legend.
ya man that was rugged
Too funny 😂
Best line ever :D
And many a true word said in jest, as the saying goes. Absolute quality
Oh, I thought he said "chowders". Either one works, but cheddar 🧀 a more appropriate snack :')
When he said: ''Have you ever had a bath?" ... a bitter laugh left my lips.
A true comedic genius, love everything he has ever done. I just hope he is truly happy with himself behind the facade of angst and self loathing. He deserves to be. Live long and happily Dylan, we need you .
Idk if it's a facade per se. A lot of comedians work comes from a dark place and they joke about their worries, struggles and mental health issues because it's venting and it earns smiles and laughs.
@@YosiahW he actually may have a bit of depression...
aww....thats nicely said. i hope Dylan reads it.
cheers everyone!
@@eduardoandres5989 do you think he reads comments sometimes? I hope so. Twitter is a big one. I wonder if he goes on his twitter and checks it out.
Gordon Dean He seems to have a happy long marriage and two kids he clearly has a good relationship with.I’m pretty sure he’s happy. Sarcastic, annoyed, bored, sure, he’s perceptive and smart, that happens, but not unhappy or depressed.
The distraction joke went over everyone's heads 😂😂
@max Both!!
About time someone spoke out about Bake Off and Strictly Bollocks. Dylan, you’re the man!
I think Mr Moran has some of the best lines ever ; he's very philosophical in a dark, funny and pesssimistic/realistic way
‘Why do I have to manage all this pork?’ 😂
Nikhil Senan I say this to myself on a daily basis
Child, Failure, Old, Dead...Needs to be carved in stone
I luved that hahahaha gold !
@@sabbyd1832 We need to stop failing, get older one day at a time, relive some part of childhood and fight the death we fear, not the one that will kill us.
reminds me of an earlier bit og his, "gardening, gardening, GARDENING, death"
Just the even numbered ones for me, thanks.
@@vaclav_fejt even ........works for me gimme a shout when it goes out sink
god the "my self loathing is much worse than yours" I FELT THAT XD
"Ever seen how a bottle of normally lovely olive oil turns all lumpy, lardy and opaque when it gets too cold? - well that's what being old is like". Great stuff.
I love how he goes off on an angle when he forgets what he's talking about. It's better than whatever his plan was. I feel like I'm in an Irish bar.
"We had religion, the thing that makes you feel bad from the moment you're awake." 8:43
The finest piece of Irish dark matter I've ever seen. Wonderfully deep and dark and scrumptious. Like the darkest of chocolate that just melts in your brain...
Described beautifully...
@@dawnbastan2208 Thank you. :)
You guys have fascinating phrases. I don't get a lot of the cultural references, but it's still funny.
@@YosiahW English is my second language, but I know it pretty well. It's got such a wide variety of words and phrases and I just made those up. You need to really have a feel for the right words though. And the right mindset. That's culturally inclined. For me, I like Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc. movies. And I love the poetic language. But that is difficult for me to follow sometimes. Figures of speech. I like to make my own. For others to have a picture beside the words. I think it's symbols that differ more than language itself. Good night!
I don't want chocolate in my brain
It's not just the humor which is wonderful, it's the unique style. It's so wonderful to find a comedian who has a voice unlike all the others.
Comic genius. Laughed my arse off and now it's time to binge on Black Books ... again.
Black Books was immense.
Black Books and IT crowd are the 2 series I can just watch over and over again and never get sick of them.
Reverend Rodinal My therapist still has my DVD copy...
@@Posit_Zero_Blue I'd throw in some Father Ted as well. The IT Crowd is stand out quality stuff :D
@@Posit_Zero_BlueI like Snuff Box, Toast, AbFab, Smack The Pony & The Young Ones too!
Mr. Moran's Analysis of golf is spectacular.
"Hot fleas in the gulping dark". Perfect.
i can't even imagine that, but i'm glad you put it into comments.
😮@@HookBeak_66 Your reply brought me back here, and I got to laugh all over again 😂 thank you
Child < Failure < Old < Dead
As someone currently on the failure stage I can't get enough escapism in a day.
You're not a failure....
@@ArieteArmsRAMLITE yet another thing he failed at
Escapism < Avoidism
@@ArieteArmsRAMLITE Thanks, man, but it was mostly just supposed to be a joke. My life's fine, though, I do spend a lot of time on video games and youtube.
But, ya know, "the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time".
Ulquiorra4sama going through it as well 👍😂
I have seen this, or at least most of this before, but I still laugh and cry listening to it.
I am not among them, but my Irish aunts and uncles were great story tellers. Dylan Moran, a national treasure that not many folks know about.
In his own absurd, stream-of-consciousness way, the man speaks the truth.
That bit about Apple was genuinely brilliant!
Dylan Moran is absolutely brilliant observational comedy. He’s so real & relatable in the funniest , best way, and you come away feeling relieved and happy...
“Getting cuddly in all the wrong places”...I’m dying.
"The whole point of cake is to shut people up."
True.
Yes.
I'm not saying anything
One of the only comedians who can make me laugh out loud. So fucking happy to see Dylan in 2020!!
Only an effortlessly funny comic can not only ask his audience not to applaud but also request they take it a couple of notches down with the laughter.
MsBizzyGurl Imagine living with him 24/7.
@@thethingonlycatscansee963 he's actually a very sweet man!
@@aud7593 You know, I adore the guy. I just think he would be a lot of work. Bless him.
@@thethingonlycatscansee963 hahaha true enough, i've a feeling his wife is an even match though, from the stories he tells
Love Dylan Moran. Intelligent, poetic truthful comedy.
"Ugh, I hating putting a number on these things. About 40."
@MsBizzyGurl I hope you made it to 40. Wouldn't want to end up in hell.
I went to see Dylan on this tour, I was not disappointed! Dylan is like a drunk wordsmith ... bizarre yet brilliant.
JT James Joyce style. Stream of consciousness
Sadly a few weeks agoJune 2023 in New Zealand people walked out as he was drinking , I do hope he will recover and recover well and be happy . He is utterly brilliant and that is scarey.
@@josiedickson6959I mean he has always been a drunk. Why were they walking out? Was he too drunk or what?
This man speaks so many truths. Faith in humanity restored.
Exactly.
Faith in.humanity napalmed
Omg just got to the cheese bit. I nearly fell off my chair and landed on the dogs. Too funny I'm crying.
Praise cheeses.
🧀😜🤣🤣
@@lucyromero9011 damn there is cheese emoji? Where has that been all my life?! Lol
Your name checks out. Hope your dogs are okay 😜
@@Emiliapocalypse no worries they've learned to move fast, between 3 of them it's a fight to get what falls in the floor! Cheers!
I crack up when he goes into these deep topics like existential crises, terrorism and then end it with something super trivial like club sandwich or bar stool or some shit like that.
Even Graham Linehan learned of the importance of Dylan's fast paced, in depth, quirky mirth about general life and the aul preconsious mind that Dylan delivers with ease. Graham only realised, after Black Books was released that Dylan's kind of comedic style was gold. Two Irish comedy legends!!!
"Some mashed potato, a vodka martini and a 'Hey, you busy?'...
Intriguing.
hmu lol
"And then the middle-age bus comes around,
but no one wants to get on it." lol!!
"goth?"
"no. golf!"
"ah, okay, that's what you meant about the ridiculous clothes."
Golf is cross-country pool!
So much of this is relevant here to this 50 year old Aussie single mum trying to find joy in 2021 amidst the lockdowns.
Started watching Black Books and loving it. Dylan is so clever ❤
That show has my favourite insult of all time, "you know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off of it"
glad you found Black Books. Freaking hilarious 😂 Hope you are feeling better now lockdowns are over❤️ From a fellow Aussie who was a long time single Mum.
Just happened upon this, never heard of the guy but these comments are beautiful and amazing, and tell me everything i need to know. 4 mins in, i love him so much, already. Very much looking forward to catching up on everything he's ever done 🥰🥰🥰🥰
This is some of the best comedy I've ever seen. Excellent.
....."hot fleas in the gulping dark".....just a genius. Grumpy poetry with a wizards' dismount.
Wonderful. Life is still alive out there, with beautifully creative, realistic , truthful people such as Dylan Moran who lighten the air, atmosphere and remind us of hope , fun and humour. Special and essential.
So true, and so necessary
3:35 me literally watching this in my bath so I don’t have to think lol
That “mmm” after that quiet music bit is forever stuck in my head. This whole standup like all of his is amazing. Dylan Moran is one of the best :)
I could listen to him all day and night....HE IS VERY INTELLIGENT actually and it shows....
I feel Dylan is the type of comedian that makes you think deeply. If you don't your missing out lol
Child, Failure, Old and Dead… love it!!!
How ive missed watching this man talk crap. Soooo funny.
One of a kind
2:00 golf
2:40 depression
4:20 British TV
6:15 stop clapping and laughing
7:00 escapism
8:45 Ireland religion
9:35 new religion
15:00 obesity
17:45 mid life crisis
His musings remind me a lot of Dave Allan’s comedy. 💕
Love them both 🤗💕
He was one of DMs inspirations.
That makes sense. :)
The funniest comedian I am aware of.
This is arguably the best piece of comedy ever written and performed of all time. 🤩😎😍 It’s certainly the one I relate to most! 😏😌 So why, at the end of this particular Dylan Moran show, does the compiler offer me Ricky Gervaise? I mean c’mon! No disrespect to Gervaise, but just give me more of Dylan Moran. Or, better still, I’ll watch that video all over again to capture the gold that he just flings out so lightly as though it’s confetti. So deep and yet so glib-casual. It’s brilliance and joy…life summed up: “child, failure, old, dead.” Take that, Shakespeare!
Oh the joy of being born old: you already hate the kids' music, hate the tv, love books and art, and you're just waiting for the calendar to say you can collect social security
Fucking love how random and out of this world your analogies are: like a seagull wearing a miniskirts while flicking cheetohs at a dolphin - omg, delicious!
"we're all hot fleas in the gulping dark. we are alone"
That man is a genius for making people laugh at that
....also...the laughter...if you could take it down a notch....." as funny & quick as anyone. Blacks Books is the best show, ever.👆
“Child, failure, old and dead”, the man is a philosopher!
Literally the best realistic actual comedy ever created. Factual brilliance.
2nd best.
this guy is a genius, would love to see him live.
This is poetry, dark, like Shakespeare acceptance of his dark mistress's lover. Brilliant
10:00 makes me think of serious existential crisis like when my own parents are telling me I need to go and have a life instead of 'wasting it on my phone'. Now both of them have ipads and use them while they sit in front of the TV. They don't even watch the TV, they just kind of put it on out of habit and then start reading social media or browse to their favourite websites. The funny thing is that now they are super connected to extended family who live in other states, countries, etc that they might normally only talk to once or twice a year. It's been way better for them to keep in contact with friends and family because now they can share pictures, video, and ask questions. Last year my dad was cutting stuff out of the newspaper and mailing it to me in the post in case I was interested.
Cannot believe he is still soo good.
Black Books is still the best. 😎
“...the necklace of dead crows assholes...”
“...hot fleas in the gulping dark.”
This man is a surrealist poet! I’m having Bill Hicks flashbacks!!!
Dylan Moran on autoplay. That's what's needed
One of the funnist sets I've seen since Monster. Truly inspirational talent.
...”face down in a bowl of coco puffs for Wednesday?...I wish I had the strength for that” (on one upping your depression) 😂😂
Totally different kind of poetry. Brilliant.
I like Dylan Moran because he's one of the few stand-up comedians who clearly put any effort into producing material. Admittedly, he's clearly never watched Game of Thrones, but I don't judge him particularly harshly for that because pretty much nobody ever did.
Omg, i fell in love with his jokes! Hahahaha
Dylan Moran is without a doubt one of the greatest of all times.
You know i look at some comedians and wish they were my personal freinds and companions, but i look at him and wish he was the voice in my head.
He struggles then puts it out there, then people laugh, i hope he can find time to enjoy his life.
Hot fleas in the gulping dark...
^that was total choice - born alone die alone. the "gulping" was brilliant
He gives a pretty accurate summation of Game of Thrones I think.
Now i know where i recognize Dylan, he was David in "Shaun of the dead"
He was good in black books too, I think that's what it was called anyway? 🤔
@@jamiepurnell307 yeah he was great. Bill Bailey was awesome
Jamie Purnell yes black books, my role model in my 20’s
Brilliant programme, it's a shame they didn't make too many..
The cast list for Shaun of The Dead reads like a guest list for one of those parties that only the cool people get invited to. So many great British actors.
@Jamie Purnell, one or two more seasons would have been good, but no more than that. There's nothing worse than watching a once-brilliant sitcom outlive its use-by date and end up having to rely on running gags or "topical" humour to try and get laughs. Black Books was short and sweet, 3 seasons, perfect length to binge-watch in an evening. :)
Aahh the irony, the moment he talks about "Candy Flaps" and a pop up ad for Candy Crush just sneaks in 😂
"Why do I have to manage all this pork!?"
You can always tell when Jimmy Carr is in the crowd lol
Other people do laugh like that, but I agree it's quite distinctive, plus it's Dylan Moran, there has to be a bunch of celebs in the audience.
Nothing is fucking sacred! Love it.
DM's view on potential: "Don't use it, you'll waste it"
It’s potential! Leave it alone!
I'll be honest. Before season 8 came out, I would have felt a little bit of a sting with his GoT joke but now I laughed wholeheartedly.
Navsangeet Singh agreed :D
What an absolute legend!!!
Love this guy and Black Books were brilliant!
I love you Dylan, legend 👌
The whole point of cake is to shut people up! And that is my entire strategy for family gatherings!
I was playing Wordscape while watching this, and it took me ages to see this was about me
Images of Dave Allen when I close my eyes. Voice, delivery and timing.
It's like he's permeantly drunk
I knew a guy who worked on something with him and yes apparently he is
@@marcraygun6290 lol
I'm pretty sure that's just the Irish...
@@crazyjoeshorts5256 maybe, lmao
this dude is too good it's the fist time i livesten to him
... first time I* listen* to him.*
Haha don't remember this show being so funny.
Seen him live in Liverpool he was ALOT more cheerful... Whether it was just the night or he puts on the act more being filmed. Top guy.
Take the hummus!
I love him! ❤
God bless Dylan Moran
Putting things in your mouth is comforting af🙌🏻😫❣️