Splatoon 3 Is The DUMBEST Game On The Switch!

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2024

ความคิดเห็น •

  • @theglasshalffull6958
    @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    There were a lot more things I could've said but didn't have time for, so what is your guy's favourite thing about Splatoon?

    • @8evny
      @8evny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      new ui

    • @twistan3230
      @twistan3230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The outfits make me feel like I got that drip

    • @jdom-fl1cu
      @jdom-fl1cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I enjoy the music.

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jdom-fl1cu Great choice obviously

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@8evny definitely MUCH improved from the last 2 games (so glad we can skip the broadcast lol)

  • @idkman5647
    @idkman5647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The great turf war between the octarians and the inklings happened because of rising tides, causing the groups to fight over territory.

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I should've stated in the video.. but I thought what I said was funny as well

    • @idkman5647
      @idkman5647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theglasshalffull6958 Yeah it was pretty funny, I just kind of impulsively need to correct splatoon lore or else I'll go insane

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@idkman5647 I don't blame you lmao, same thing happens to me when someone messes up Pokemon lore

    • @ItsToadTime_Wiiu
      @ItsToadTime_Wiiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain cuttlefish is a bamboozler main lol

  • @pretendthisisabettername4572
    @pretendthisisabettername4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This video does a good job summarizing what I love about this series so much. You’ve got stuff like humans killing themselves after five world wars contrasted by inklings fighting to decide if Patrick is legally better than SpongeBob

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree! Splatoon definitely is a series that is a LOT deeper than on the surface, but also is just so damn goofy and balances both so damn well.
      And glad you enjoyed the video!

    • @Moshimonsters2
      @Moshimonsters2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      don't forget the seemingly mystical fax machine that sends messages from the past into the future, the in-game reasoning why splatfest themes are based on current world topics in the first place

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moshimonsters2 damn how did I miss that too? The lore in this series goes so deep!

    • @agent3689
      @agent3689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moshimonsters2 Don't forget the fact that it's implied that the Inklings treat the fax machine as the literal Voice of God. (It's a Japanese joke on how the pronounciation for "paper" can be mistaken for "god".)

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Every game is stupid, it’s just whether they do stupid right or not

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn that's actually a pretty good quote, might need to frame it somewhere..

    • @jcplays5831
      @jcplays5831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theglasshalffull6958 lmao thanks

  • @romanceischemical
    @romanceischemical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Splatfests are random options generated out of an old fax machine which was preserved most likely by the same scientist who froze Judd and made Commander TarTar, and the inklings thought that they are sent by a god or something.

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Inklings are just worshipping everything like gods huh?

    • @agent3689
      @agent3689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theglasshalffull6958 First a cat, now a fax machine.

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agent3689 Inklings worship everything huh?

  • @lololordjr
    @lololordjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:15 no wonder the brella didnt protect you, it wasnt open to absorb the shot

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It all makes sense now, perhaps they were useful all along!

  • @mariofanl1ve
    @mariofanl1ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I thought this video was gonna be a splatoon rant but this is better.

  • @Justwagons
    @Justwagons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    mr grizz being the finally boss was kind of teased since salmon run, I don't think you might have played it but we all already knew mr grizz was shady. By the way I must also add that salmon run was in the game since splatoon 2

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always played salmon run and knew Mr. Grizz has a bit of a weird "mean boss" personality but I didn't think the creators would actually make him the final villain of the game.
      Also I've played all the splatoon games up till now (except octo expansion) but I was never fully into it until recently, so excuse my lack of splatoon knowledge lmao

  • @RUST_W0RKS
    @RUST_W0RKS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The sheer absurdity of Splatoon has had me hooked on the series for so long and I love it so damn much
    ALSO PLAY OCTO EXPANSION DUDE!!!!!! It's definitely a lot more challenging than the base game campaign but it is nuts in the best way possible

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've gotten the recommendation to play it SO many times and I need to get to it eventually.. just waiting for the perfect time or something idk

  • @CoolMicrowave
    @CoolMicrowave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    noooooooo! ive been deceived, tricked, and bamboozled by your previous video!
    seriously though, rip squidbeatz

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What can I say? I'm a trickster
      true, I really miss squid jump as well

    • @CoolMicrowave
      @CoolMicrowave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theglasshalffull6958 i preferred squidball but yeah (squidball was a minigame you got from the orange girl amiibo)

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CoolMicrowave damn never played, shame literally all of them are gone now

  • @Style_224
    @Style_224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It so dumb that what make it amazing

  • @splacrep3802
    @splacrep3802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It doesn't matter if it's dumb,it's fun and that's that.

  • @SuperYoshiMan
    @SuperYoshiMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's the name of the outro music?

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the candy-coated rocks theme in splatoon 3, if you played online a couple times you probably should recognize it (definitely one of my fav themes in the game)

    • @SuperYoshiMan
      @SuperYoshiMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theglasshalffull6958 I definitely did recognize it, and I really wanted to add it to my playlist, so thank you!

  • @PokeDan0928
    @PokeDan0928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In defense of Inklings dying in water, can you eat raw meat off the floor and not get sick?

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well.. damn I guess that is a good analogy huh?
      Still find it funny tho

  • @laurentheduck7529
    @laurentheduck7529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yep, this is why I love the game.
    Other stupid thing the game has that the players love
    Sacrificing their mentality for post games 👍

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yep I can safely say I need therapy after losing 3 matches in a row in anarchy series

    • @laurentheduck7529
      @laurentheduck7529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theglasshalffull6958 and you slowly start to take every loss, every splat, personally.
      help.

  • @sNooZy42080
    @sNooZy42080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Psst Hey The Glass Half Full! Good video! I give you the thumb of approval 👍 congratulations 🎉🎉

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, I really appreciate it! I give you a thumb of approval for this comment 👍

  • @jdom-fl1cu
    @jdom-fl1cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Actually after the final boss the statue In Grizzco changes and lil jud Where's Where's mic headset when he decides the winner.

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait really? Where does it say that?

    • @jdom-fl1cu
      @jdom-fl1cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theglasshalffull6958 the game doesn't directly Tell you its more of the thing you find on twitter because you didn't relize.

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jdom-fl1cu credible source, I believe it

  • @kirbowaffle
    @kirbowaffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you shouldn't be so angry at splatoon 3! what if splatoon 3 hears you?

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well if it does then I'm dead, no more videos afterwards

  • @Shackwe
    @Shackwe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, very unoriginal comment but you're underrated! I loved watching your video! Great!

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I'll NEVER get tired of hearing that, Thanks for the nice compliment! :)

  • @Picopark
    @Picopark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I taught that they died in water because they are made of ink ? So like they like, get dissolved ? I guess ?

  • @bowser3017
    @bowser3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Arceus and Creation trio are avatars of their true forms

  • @avacadooctolingdemon
    @avacadooctolingdemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Squid Sisters is just a stage name. Also I have a water theory, the Inkings can't swim so they choke on the water, which in turn causes the ink sac to explode which causes a chain reaction that splats them since they are mostly ink.
    And the tears had crystals. Cuttlefish wasn't dead, just a squid again. The crystals made them humanoid. Bam! Another theoryyyy! A gameeeeee theeeeoryy!!!!!

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know the squid sisters is just a stage name but I still find it kinda funny y'know?
      Solid theories I believe, perhaps you should take over matpat??

    • @avacadooctolingdemon
      @avacadooctolingdemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theglasshalffull6958 thanks!

  • @Mizuta27
    @Mizuta27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    your next video is about octo expansion

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it shall come in the distant future.. perhaps not next but you'll see it

  • @ItsToadTime_Wiiu
    @ItsToadTime_Wiiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:51 the thing that makes sense is the worst mode lol true tho

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      clam blitz is actually my favourite mode actually lol

    • @ItsToadTime_Wiiu
      @ItsToadTime_Wiiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I never hated it but it depends on communication which splatoon doesn't have

    • @ItsToadTime_Wiiu
      @ItsToadTime_Wiiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol the reply didn't go up for a sec and I sent two

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItsToadTime_Wiiu fair point if 1 member disconnects all hope is lost

    • @ItsToadTime_Wiiu
      @ItsToadTime_Wiiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      U can recover but only with like voice chat or anything like that (or have a gud team anyway)

  • @Twobuzz
    @Twobuzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Splatirby Odsey

  • @jdom-fl1cu
    @jdom-fl1cu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bloblobber is just a urinal

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that just makes it even more infuriating when they keep killing me 🥲

  • @the_veemonator
    @the_veemonator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of this can be explaned

  • @harryeling9808
    @harryeling9808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this a bad opinion or good, im confused if i should be raging or applauding

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I mean I'm praising how well Splatoon handles the "stupid" ideas it has and how great of a series it is sooooo applauding?

    • @harryeling9808
      @harryeling9808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theglasshalffull6958 👏

  • @giangeegibb
    @giangeegibb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sure Splatoon may be stupid but have you considered Big Man

    • @theglasshalffull6958
      @theglasshalffull6958  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big man is beyond human comprehension at this point, no mere man can ever understand him

  • @CapybaraEnthusiast27
    @CapybaraEnthusiast27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Play Octo expansion or u hate big man

  • @someweirdo428
    @someweirdo428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice rage bait. Very cool.

  • @jqt2320
    @jqt2320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    splatoon best game .

  • @Rahoos7
    @Rahoos7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    second

  • @julvialinares1395
    @julvialinares1395 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like who asked