The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 5]

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  • @YourMateMurph
    @YourMateMurph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9526

    I feel like this is just one of those choose your own adventure books but instead of flipping to the different pages you’re just reading it straight through and it sounds very incoherent

    • @sHighGuy
      @sHighGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Murph this is the perfect description for all his role play but don’t know what role play it is videos. 200% perfect 😂

    • @FaultyFreya
      @FaultyFreya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      that is 1 of the funniest things to do.

    • @janiearledge8174
      @janiearledge8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Murph YES

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I loved the choose your own adventure books my favorite was the cave of time

    • @MetricCosmos
      @MetricCosmos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Wait. I just realized that choose your own adventure books are just video games in book form

  • @inha1ed
    @inha1ed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5264

    The way his eyes light up when he says “popsicle sticks” can only look the same as mine did when I saw the notification

    • @syedkhalil1169
      @syedkhalil1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lykanforce simp clout chaser

    • @kyan762
      @kyan762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@syedkhalil1169 not using it right bud 💀

    • @totallyashley
      @totallyashley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Very accurate. I made a very non human sounding squeal.

    • @staraster141
      @staraster141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lykanforce me when erin showed up

    • @jesswood74
      @jesswood74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      2:42

  • @lemon6531
    @lemon6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    LOL THE WAY HE FIXES HIS TIE AFTER THE CUT

  • @GameMasterz2013
    @GameMasterz2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    “do you mind if i adjust your hair?”
    *me, a bald man* - sure bro go ahead

  • @dkfetty5703
    @dkfetty5703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3331

    Teacher: "The test isn't that confusing."
    The test:

    • @Jaketheaxman
      @Jaketheaxman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Namely 7:02

    • @that30fpsguy46
      @that30fpsguy46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jaketheaxman 10:49

    • @Freakiish
      @Freakiish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The test: starts with an ad

    • @carsextendedwarranteecalle8749
      @carsextendedwarranteecalle8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Freakiish Especially here in America, right at the top of the page:
      Common Core

    • @Jaketheaxman
      @Jaketheaxman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749 the test is the ad 😆

  • @Wolfentodd
    @Wolfentodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    I love how he cuts several scenes just as he’s about to loose his shit

    • @zahidkhanamir3279
      @zahidkhanamir3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That happens in real life too

    • @DummyBrainGaming
      @DummyBrainGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Yeah, we definitely need a blooper reel

    • @spraybottle1777
      @spraybottle1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      9:26
      9:36

    • @M0nsterHvH
      @M0nsterHvH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lose

    • @Wolfentodd
      @Wolfentodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      llMxnster- look my phone will autocorrect me either way, I don’t need you autocorrecting my phones retarded autocorrect.

  • @cookielovergirl1
    @cookielovergirl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    "Carousel.... *goes in for makeout*"
    Me: "o-oh? Oh. Oh?"

    • @Thehalomen
      @Thehalomen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I had the same reaction XD

    • @shanw.2948
      @shanw.2948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I did not understand until it happend 😂

    • @wrengaming1519
      @wrengaming1519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Me: "that's hot" thadshot from a fallout parody

    • @mrfinale3663
      @mrfinale3663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wonder how i could still be answering

    • @jochemvanlogten9438
      @jochemvanlogten9438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanna like but u have 666 likes :/

  • @uneditedjester6250
    @uneditedjester6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    “Anyway I gotta listen to your temperature”
    My brain: *struggles to make sense of what he said*

    • @elijahrinehart6199
      @elijahrinehart6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro my brain struggled just to fuckin read that lol.

    • @bahed7242
      @bahed7242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just laughed when he said it

    • @LilPhillip0072
      @LilPhillip0072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I died when he said that

    • @wowreally9994
      @wowreally9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      seggs

    • @Cubiclator
      @Cubiclator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT

  • @krysimp.
    @krysimp. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2829

    When your goal was to sleep but you get emotionally invested in the storyline.

    • @southhoney
      @southhoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      gemini the entire babblebrook series in a nutshell

    • @maybe_archer
      @maybe_archer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me rn

    • @lovemonkey646
      @lovemonkey646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same bruh same

    • @Sam-bx9zr
      @Sam-bx9zr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro legit same, that Marno/moon stuff had me like wait WHAT is happening?

    • @bahed7242
      @bahed7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

  • @laurenp_xxx
    @laurenp_xxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3879

    “This is glue, it keeps glitter in line.”
    Never has there been a more accurate description of glue.

    • @jackasscamara380
      @jackasscamara380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Then he holds up glitter and says "I have no idea what this is" I started laughing

    • @babyboynahz9181
      @babyboynahz9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's the fact that he "doesn't know what glue is"

    • @Deathray5005
      @Deathray5005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "A microwave.
      You can use it to punish food that's been bad."
      - A Hat in Time

    • @attillawright1460
      @attillawright1460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you think about it, a grill is just putting pencil lines on meat while it's cooking.

    • @kaijukingofthemonsters1075
      @kaijukingofthemonsters1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Deathray5005 i hear you have a dream

  • @honeyboy9570
    @honeyboy9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    “how soggy are you feeling today?”
    like an over saturated cotton ball :/

    • @abbie5518
      @abbie5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Carpet.

    • @jupiter4680
      @jupiter4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Carpet?

    • @agenderacademia594
      @agenderacademia594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A warm and wet sock

    • @claire_tube
      @claire_tube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like a piece of sanded wood left in the rain 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Nico-qb4kp
      @Nico-qb4kp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      30 min old Steamed bun

  • @vibingnem6282
    @vibingnem6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "I'm just sketching the flames around you" my instantaneous thought was that Elmo meme.

  • @younglingslaughterer4204
    @younglingslaughterer4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7771

    Need a video titled “Gabe and Dr.Goodman go on a date and you third wheel”

    • @alexisics
      @alexisics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      (commenting so more people can see this)

    • @OA-Buds
      @OA-Buds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@alexisics I don't think that's how it works lol

    • @alexisics
      @alexisics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@OA-Buds naw. The more replys I on the comment the farther up the TH-cam algorithm pushes it up.

    • @OA-Buds
      @OA-Buds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@alexisics Wow I learned something today. Thank you

    • @bullet6311
      @bullet6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I just read your username and i think its perfect

  • @stormmanning7160
    @stormmanning7160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    The role play is “doctor that cures your insecurities...but like we both have ADHD”

    • @ThatTonka
      @ThatTonka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @mackiexoxo8193
      @mackiexoxo8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      As someone with ADHD, you're so right

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mackie Xoxo ok, as members of the adhd court
      I want you to make sure you know what you are doing. I agree but you need to officially say you agree with me.

    • @mackiexoxo8193
      @mackiexoxo8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Penguinman2.0 My brain's not working, translate it to dumb bitch language please

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mackie Xoxo agree or he no get verify

  • @themovingcastle
    @themovingcastle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    “POPSICLE STICKS” that was the wholesome interaction i’ve had with anybody in a while

  • @snakesonaframe2668
    @snakesonaframe2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "If you hold it just right, you can feel like you've found a cheat code for cutting"
    Accurate

  • @wistymist
    @wistymist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    Marno: “What should it be instead?”
    Moon: “Carousel”
    *romance intensifies*

    • @caution-monkey4603
      @caution-monkey4603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *Careless whisper plays softly in the distance*

    • @KokoSupreme
      @KokoSupreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t get it :/

    • @KokoSupreme
      @KokoSupreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Book too short should be long?

    • @esserlamp
      @esserlamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Live Bullets like booooook
      (I might of been 1/2 awake when I said that)

    • @WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
      @WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Live Bullets they kissed

  • @Nirocalla
    @Nirocalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3788

    I got so happy when he lit up and said “popsicle sticks!!” Like, Aw he remembered me.

    • @neonpaintings1994
      @neonpaintings1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Why does it remind me of coming home but then your dog just runs towards you.

    • @Nirocalla
      @Nirocalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Isabelle Montville Lol adorable chaos!

    • @sunshineasmr9970
      @sunshineasmr9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Isabelle Montville p

    • @siobhankent5242
      @siobhankent5242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isabelle Montville what?

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@neonpaintings1994 because Marno is a Spaniel in human form

  • @marsmiku
    @marsmiku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Y'know what, imma say he roleplayed as Barbie cuz he's done everything in these videos

  • @hoodie6872
    @hoodie6872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I have accepted my new name of “popsicle sticks.”

  • @ruby5787
    @ruby5787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    "Pants! I love pants! How many pairs do you have on?"
    "....None."
    "Not...enough....pants..."

    • @colewright6239
      @colewright6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robyn Johnson I thought it was one, and you can never wear too much pants

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hmmmmmmmmm n o n e ?

    • @ruby5787
      @ruby5787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lotusflower_ Yah. None.

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robyn Johnson *interesting...*

    • @ruby5787
      @ruby5787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lotusflower_ Not really. It's an ASMR video. You watch those before going to sleep. Most people don't wear pants to sleep.

  • @kuraimjacobs5732
    @kuraimjacobs5732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    "What should books be called?"
    "Carousel."
    *agressively leans in to make out*

  • @_nexus5943
    @_nexus5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The fact that after the kissing between Erin and Marno the next thing is about amnesia implies that Marno knocked out out to give you amnesia so you didn't reveal their at-work relationship

    • @acekid0660
      @acekid0660 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh you mf genius

  • @doopbee4370
    @doopbee4370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Me: *about to fall asleep*
    Marno: “oh f*** yeah”
    Me: 👁👄👁 what!
    Marno: “ and this is depressed packman 😌

  • @niightcrawler
    @niightcrawler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    I can’t tell if I’m at a really bad therapist’s office or a really bad doctor’s office.

    • @brownie3129
      @brownie3129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      both

    • @niightcrawler
      @niightcrawler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BrownieRainbow understandable

    • @lowkeystudios5026
      @lowkeystudios5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are in neither, you are in the best of both marno and marno

    • @noahgriffith3792
      @noahgriffith3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You are in the deep recesses of Marno's mind (A.K.A. Gabe)

    • @crethan219
      @crethan219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lowkeystudios5026 I think you mean gabe, that is definitely gabe in this vid, I think marno is still in jail

  • @ryanlong9800
    @ryanlong9800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Two adults attempt to help a popsicle stick regain its memory while berating its lack of hot dog consumption.

    • @selahgoins
      @selahgoins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sounds good to me

    • @thealmightykamina5443
      @thealmightykamina5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the pairs of pants it's wearing

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      POV: you got knocked in the noodle

  • @snarfus5000
    @snarfus5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Used to disappoint people who have entered a raffle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @MartynDerg
    @MartynDerg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "I can't remember much these days" *has vietnam flashbacks*

    • @untitled2792
      @untitled2792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i read that exactly as i hit that part in the video lmao

    • @symbsillies
      @symbsillies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this everywhere at the end of time

    • @anoun5760
      @anoun5760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The way you hear the pencil slowly just... Stop lifting from the page aswell-

  • @savi7171
    @savi7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    The excitement that he greets us with when he realizes that we're "Popsicle Sticks" brings me so much joy.

    • @harrymack3565
      @harrymack3565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It really is delightful!

    • @selahgoins
      @selahgoins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Savi same vibes as when steve says “henderson!!” on stranger things

    • @smolsnoof1975
      @smolsnoof1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Were not Popsicle sticks our arm are. He says so in a different video of this series

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "POPsicle sticks! 👁️👄👁️"

    • @shrekwazowski8199
      @shrekwazowski8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PuaOPSICle sticks!

  • @ferretpate2948
    @ferretpate2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2457

    How am I supposed to relax when my two favourite asmrtists go in for a kiss not once but twice?!

    • @Wythological
      @Wythological 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      My question is did they actually do it? Like i really hope not cause that's how you make friends into awkward not so friendly friends.

    • @RecoveryGirl116
      @RecoveryGirl116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      @@Wythological They are dating lol.

    • @Wythological
      @Wythological 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nooo I donbalibit

    • @OhKaiizer
      @OhKaiizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@RecoveryGirl116 i thought she has a girlfriend (might be outdated tho, cuz thats a bit ago)

    • @scrithen2818
      @scrithen2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      OmniGift dude, theyve been dating for a while

  • @mishapenmoonmoth
    @mishapenmoonmoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    i WILL find an everyday use for the phrase “the ole malfunc mem” mark my words

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is how a small child would write a story, put a bunch of random things that don’t tie into each other and stuff them together.

  • @zy7422
    @zy7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2743

    The most anticipated sequel in history

    • @k2.036
      @k2.036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *whispers* its actually the 5th one

    • @Squidward_Tennisballs
      @Squidward_Tennisballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kaya DaGoat 5th is a sequel too lol any one after the first is a sequel my guy

    • @asmrbruhhh
      @asmrbruhhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive been waiting

    • @Richardarbizo
      @Richardarbizo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best asmr series hands down

    • @TheTrueGameBreaker
      @TheTrueGameBreaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fact

  • @davidmargolin7674
    @davidmargolin7674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Therapy: expensive
    Marno excitedly calling you "popsicle sticks": free

  • @TheRealRebeccaClay
    @TheRealRebeccaClay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “How many pairs of pants are you wearing”
    Me: *looks at my nightshirt*
    “Not enough pairs of pants”
    Me: heeeeeyyyyyyy... 🥺

  • @madelynmccann8243
    @madelynmccann8243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Plot twist: the roleplay is actually he is a therapist that's why all the questions are all so random and why he remembers you each time

  • @xavec
    @xavec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    When you're high but formal.

  • @saturn6413
    @saturn6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    Theory:
    When quarantine ends, many people have a hard time adjusting to a socially acceptable level of weird, as they were allowed to be as weird as they wanted while social distancing. Now, some people go to appointments where a specialist slowly eases them down into a low level of weird.
    This is obviously the first appointment.

    • @lildiglett2995
      @lildiglett2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Big Brain

    • @ifoundtheavocados7469
      @ifoundtheavocados7469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is random but the only thing i fear for getting out is when they say the quarantine is over, everyone will go every where and corona will start up again. i say that at first we can all hangout with each other but at home... i would just wait to leave and go in public. though i can’t control anyone that’s just my thought. it’s just going to be very weird time to adjust to ‘normal’ again after being pulled out of our normal lives and thrown into something we had to call normal. saying ‘normal’ as I’m being quarantined and not being able to see people... we are used to that now and that’s our normal. normal life is just weird.

    • @BlondiFilmProduktion
      @BlondiFilmProduktion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the longer this video gets the more sense your comment makes, it's frightening

    • @daffoplays6616
      @daffoplays6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I accept this future.

    • @karolis5376
      @karolis5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lildiglett2995 s 2s2cw2s wx c2 2d s wd2sec c ss e xwcs2cws💗💌👍dw ce

  • @toxicity42
    @toxicity42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “What’s that? Someone’s items are helpin’ you remember more clearly?”
    “Wait, is that true? You’re starting to remember things?”
    ...
    “Aw, fuck yeah, let’s keep this ball rolling.”
    There are moments where Marno becomes too wholesome for this world. This is one of them.

  • @gamersoaisis3147
    @gamersoaisis3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i never thought i needed to hear "Fuck yeah" in ASMR until today

  • @gatotequila
    @gatotequila 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    “anyway i gotta listen to ur temperature... *u did a good job* “THAT CRACKED ME UP

    • @bodyguard7009
      @bodyguard7009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      XD i love this comment

    • @kosmicklouds
      @kosmicklouds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was even better with the zoning out before

    • @dessertfirst251
      @dessertfirst251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was tired and sat there for a few minutes before I realized what he said

    • @brady_boi
      @brady_boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh God I read it as it happened

    • @CHILLMEDEADproductionsofficial
      @CHILLMEDEADproductionsofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Girl same

  • @aethersimp666
    @aethersimp666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    Gabe: POPSICLE STICKS!!! i missed you
    Me: **sheds a tear** wow no one has ever missed me before :”)

    • @elizabethlfaircloth9521
      @elizabethlfaircloth9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I miss you already!

    • @alexanderbingaman7866
      @alexanderbingaman7866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oof

    • @rubiedoll
      @rubiedoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi Oikawa, I do miss you a lot. Where did you even disappear to?

    • @aethersimp666
      @aethersimp666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ruby Red i didnt go to nationals so i hid away from the world ;-;

    • @rubiedoll
      @rubiedoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aethersimp666 Please come back 🥺

  • @jazzimel
    @jazzimel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I can't taste the difference between Goldfish and Cheese Its" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @irisswanberg8449
    @irisswanberg8449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:19 "so you like,,, just got knocked in the noodle" is fucking hilarious to me and idk why

  • @Jazz-om7jk
    @Jazz-om7jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    THE KISSING PARTS GAVE ME AN ANEURYSM I WASNT EXPECTING THAT NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICE

    • @lenezhg
      @lenezhg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Are they dating??!!

    • @brettwheeler174
      @brettwheeler174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah wheres that coming from

    • @Jazz-om7jk
      @Jazz-om7jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Arlene zheng I have no idea but my brain was like oh they’d be a cute couple but girls & guys can be friends without dating....then BAM KISS

    • @lewey5456
      @lewey5456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lenezhg yes

    • @sadicalradness6927
      @sadicalradness6927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am pretty sure they live together

  • @jessicae2690
    @jessicae2690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    ASMR but you're having a really bad acid trip, and as you're traveling through different dimensions you reunite with your imaginary friend.

    • @skylar2522
      @skylar2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this comment wins

    • @emersynkic1772
      @emersynkic1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skylar2522 agreed

    • @alex.italics
      @alex.italics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how is this somehow really wholesome to me?

    • @yeahrequiem751
      @yeahrequiem751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn even my imaginary friend got a gf

    • @itsyaboi7213
      @itsyaboi7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now this is something I'd watch

  • @0nyxai
    @0nyxai ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favourite parts of these videos will always be when Marno says something that cracks himself up so he has to cut it, I love it so much

  • @user-fi2cx4lb9o
    @user-fi2cx4lb9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm feeling like a tennis ball left on the field in the rain

  • @ski0nn
    @ski0nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Anyone want to bet on how many times they died laughing filming this

    • @joshuamckee3860
      @joshuamckee3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A lot

    • @valedeloro
      @valedeloro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      12 times.

    • @Sh12pen
      @Sh12pen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Every time there is a cut

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    did gabe write riverdale because that show makes about as much sense as this

    • @Domisdrawings
      @Domisdrawings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Nah, this is enjoyable

    • @missmasquerade228
      @missmasquerade228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But 125 times better

    • @liviniadrake6414
      @liviniadrake6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      clamantha dude I’m 3 seasons in since yesterday and I don’t understand half of it in the show😂

    • @sillygrl
      @sillygrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nia Drake riverdales plot is a deep mystery we will never figure out.

    • @liviniadrake6414
      @liviniadrake6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      clamantha fo realllll

  • @Nanaimo__Bar
    @Nanaimo__Bar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Marno: "And if you could just sit still while i draw your remarkable soulless eyes"
    Me: "Awee you noticed"

  • @glitch2368
    @glitch2368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Anyway, I got to listen to your tempreature"
    Yeah, sure thing... wait what

  • @whiteboyjpeg
    @whiteboyjpeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    ”If you hold it just right, it can feel like you've found a cheat code for cutting” I have NEVER related to something SO HARD in my life...

    • @nayrablatt
      @nayrablatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the fact that I saw your comment just when he started saying that scares me

    • @factsman5714
      @factsman5714 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nayra Blatt bruh same here

  • @alexisics
    @alexisics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    I've watched this about five times now and I just realized they are saying "p.s." and not calling me bullshit
    Edit: damn, glad im not the only one who cant hear things clearly lol

    • @ancefreimane4325
      @ancefreimane4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wait for real?

    • @revui5582
      @revui5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      yeah, short for popsicle sticks, lol

    • @PhoenixInLove
      @PhoenixInLove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@revui5582 oh my goodness, that makes so much sense. Here I was, just going along with being called bullsh*t lol

    • @bsrelates4419
      @bsrelates4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bro my initials are B.S like literally B.S so I was so confused😂😂😂

    • @illuzion2876
      @illuzion2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@bsrelates4419 so bs relates

  • @ChristenNoel
    @ChristenNoel ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My kids and I love your videos. They ask a lot of the time to “watch the funny man” before they go to sleep. We all get big belly laughs at “popsicle sticks!!” and “drinking spaghetti.”
    I had to tell you that they were playing play doh today and have that little dentist set where you make the play doh teeth and fill cavities. My daughter (4) got the guy prepped for his procedure, then yelled, “bombs away!!” before removing his cavities. Thanks for that hahaha.
    *High five*
    *edit: she said “fire in the holes” Not “bombs away” lol. I got the phrases mixed up.

    • @MarnoASMR
      @MarnoASMR  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahahaha! Holy crap, this made my day. Thank you for sharing. Please tell them Gabe (or the funny man) says hi!
      🙌

  • @hgracieeees
    @hgracieeees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the joy in his eyes as he says 'POPSICLE STICKS' just gives me life

  • @matthewmatthew8263
    @matthewmatthew8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    “The sweat soaked palm of your hand after a lengthy knife fight” I’m dying laughing, these 2 are perfect

    • @StreakerHDD
      @StreakerHDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought she said night fight, i t then thought was masturbation

  • @chubbypotato1988
    @chubbypotato1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I never knew how much I missed being called a popsicle stick

    • @imbatman8040
      @imbatman8040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true I literally would go back to the old videos just to have him call my arms popsicles sticks. I must be strange.

  • @mokucat
    @mokucat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hearing ASMR-ist swear is something I never knew I needed

  • @godlovesyou3932
    @godlovesyou3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You know you don’t have to be hungry to eat hot dogs 😂😂😂. I’m done. This is too funny.

  • @courtlynlight
    @courtlynlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    "How soggy would you say you feel?"
    Like the vanity counter in a skincare commercial after the actress splashes water on her face

    • @rachelrosario5795
      @rachelrosario5795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      cocomocoa oddly specific yet i know exactly what you mean😂

  • @LuisRamirez-ss3ki
    @LuisRamirez-ss3ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    People are surprised seeing GoodNight Moon and him together. I am more surprised that I heard him say “F**K Yeah”.

    • @lindsaym.8267
      @lindsaym.8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @kailkaito3388
      @kailkaito3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Watch his vlog channel, the video he linked when he introduced it i think he also said f**k. It was jaring.

    • @DE5EREE
      @DE5EREE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lunar Sun do you know what his vlog channels name is? 😁

    • @kailkaito3388
      @kailkaito3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DE5EREE Yes i do! Cheis Marino. Here's the link! th-cam.com/channels/7KScLe4yhXRJfA0HdWI-KQ.html

    • @elyxisa2351
      @elyxisa2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a video on Dr Ts second channel where he rages at a game. Its so weird hearing asmrtists swear, yet its such a normal thing to do

  • @factsman5714
    @factsman5714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    this is how a concussion check feels when you have a concussion

    • @anonymouse9922
      @anonymouse9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “What state are we in?”
      Me: Trying to figure out what states are

  • @Lily-qx9xx
    @Lily-qx9xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    They always ask how soggy are you feeling today, and not WHY are you feeling soggy today.😥😫😔😭

  • @nothingmattersanymore8135
    @nothingmattersanymore8135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    “How soggy are you feeling?”
    Like a shower with carpet walls and floors

    • @lulumidget
      @lulumidget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      a shower made entirely of carpet?

    • @joshuamckee3860
      @joshuamckee3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I get it

    • @alildaisy2180
      @alildaisy2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh My final answer was wet carpet you captured this pefectly

    • @keila.j
      @keila.j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      on a scale of 1 to moist how moist are you right now?

    • @maximusfattus4363
      @maximusfattus4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@keila.j a box of fudge pops with no freezer

  • @mitch6469
    @mitch6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    SEEING ERIN IN THIS ROLEPLAY LITERALLY MADE MY ENTIRE DAY

    • @greatbritten2361
      @greatbritten2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      sarah her name is Dr. Goodman

    • @TheHiszpanTV
      @TheHiszpanTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They're dating..

    • @daisyc5908
      @daisyc5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patryk Bastrykin how do you knowww

    • @lils2549
      @lils2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@daisyc5908 instagrammmm

    • @WillWright77
      @WillWright77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patryk Bastrykin yeah, we know...

  • @terra5507
    @terra5507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    me opening my mouth wide and saying utah:
    my sleep paralysis demon and the demon under my bed and in my top bunk: ??
    also i tried to spell utah as youtah and i cant stop laughing 💀

    • @ragingbaboon9865
      @ragingbaboon9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HIW DID YOU GWT YOUTAH FRKM UTAH???

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOO YOUTAH

  • @DrunkBearr-ml1jk
    @DrunkBearr-ml1jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is one of the best series on the channel, always humorous indeed

  • @pobz3832
    @pobz3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I want someone to look at me the way marno looks at us when he says popsicle sticks

  • @heavycat7064
    @heavycat7064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    the 8 dislikes are people that knew what role play it was

    • @tungstendioxide3055
      @tungstendioxide3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know this is a joke and all but some people doesn't like those kind of videos because it makes them confused instead of sleepy.
      I am not one those people but I saw people complaining.

  • @yourcousinthrocky
    @yourcousinthrocky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “It’s about Pac-Man and he’s depressed because no piece fits”
    Pac-Man kinnie moment 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

    • @suki7463
      @suki7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes. I hate when it doesn't fit 😔

  • @boye4839
    @boye4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I'd say about a wool sock accidentally worn on a 2 hour hike during 90 degree weather kinda soggy today.
    Edit : woah this is the most amount of likes I've gotten on a comment, ever. thanks.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd personally say a Converse 3 days after walking through exactly 1 puddle

    • @daddyplussophia4683
      @daddyplussophia4683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me? A ear right after the shower with breast in it edit: BREAD I MEANT BREAD

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daddyplussophia4683 You must have giant ear holes to fit a loaf of bread in your ear

    • @daddyplussophia4683
      @daddyplussophia4683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas No Last Name bits of bread 😂

    • @generalkenobilegoproductio5488
      @generalkenobilegoproductio5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d say, my soggyness level would be my eyes after not blinking for 10 seconds.

  • @leahjorgensen1625
    @leahjorgensen1625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I've never fangirled over an ASMR video the way I did when he said, "I missed you!"
    But that record only lasted for a couple seconds cause Erin came in and the fangirling intensified

    • @sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711
      @sharpie-sniffingmanpurse3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leah Jorgensen EXACTLY it was wild, never thought I’d get so hyped from an ASMR video 😂

  • @StrawberryMilkForYou
    @StrawberryMilkForYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    'Marno and Moon going for a kiss'
    Everyone liked that
    'Marno and Moon going for a second kiss'
    Even the people who disliked this video liked that
    I just want to make it clear that I think they're a cute couple. And I didn't mean to sound inappropriate.

    • @xllWarlockllx
      @xllWarlockllx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That was SOOOOOOO SWEET UwU.

    • @sadhomie6192
      @sadhomie6192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They disliked it cuz they didn’t go further

    • @nicoletta7358
      @nicoletta7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wow you enjoyed that? You pervert, I'm disgusted in all of you.

    • @xllWarlockllx
      @xllWarlockllx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nicoletta7358
      What are you talking about? That was a pretty wholesome moment there.

    • @nicoletta7358
      @nicoletta7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xllWarlockllx it was a joke

  • @kitew1290
    @kitew1290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    ~*timestamps*~
    Intro / promo : 0:00 -2:06
    Drumsticks that make noises : 2:07 - 2:29
    Talking : 2:30 - 2:59
    Weird questions (w/ Dr. Goodman) (some writing) : 3:00 - 5:21
    More talking : 5:21 - 5:55
    stethoscope w/ inaudible whispering : 5:56 - 6:10
    Purple hat : 6:11 - 6:43
    Scissors : 6:44 - 7:01
    Explaining what a straw is : 7:01 - 7:04
    Glue : 7:04 - 7:08
    Glitter container : 7:08 - 7:11
    Sock : 7:08 - 7:42
    Feather (visual trigger) : 7:43 : 9:05
    Charger (visual trigger) : 9:06 - 10:09
    The cookie incident : 10:10 - 10:42
    Goldfish tapping : 10:43 - 10:46
    vaping is bad for u and here's why : 10:46 - 10:49
    Thumbnail: 10:49
    Spray : 10:50 - 11:00
    Drawing you (+ some brushing) : 11:00 - 12:26
    Earrings : 12:26 - 13:44
    Camera : 13:44 - 15:22
    Talk on phone : 15:23 - 16:35
    More camera : 16:35 - 17:33
    T̷̙̰̱͖̝̟̠͈̤̓̑̀͘͜h̷̞̤͍̻̝̱͕̰̭̟̒̑͘ȩ̴̢̝̭̄̀̑͜ ̸̗̙̝͎̌̄̎͒ḋ̵͙̈́̄̇̆̀̒͝e̶͍̭̮̺͔͙͒̍̃̽̿͐́͋͠͠p̷̧̪̘̬̜̅͆̅̂̆̃̑̚͜͝ä̶̧͙̜̞̗̜̲̟́̏͠ͅͅr̸̢̛̭̼̬̮͔̲͓̳̈́̃̍͌͊̇̐̕t̸̛͓̙͂̋̀̈́͊͑̕͝ư̸̧̰̺̭̼͔͆͌̄̓́̉͂͆͝r̴̤̦̻͌̾̎͗̎͒͝ê̷̟̮̲͖̠̼̗͑̓̅͛̕ (+ some extra triggers) : 17:33 -18:33
    This took me an hour. It is currently 2am.

  • @meeker_beeker
    @meeker_beeker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn, i saw this and was like "omg he made a new one" and then saw i already watched it but that didn't stop me from watching it 3 more times

  • @angeltyler3867
    @angeltyler3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    he said “I gotta listen to your temperature” and I didn’t even notice that it was wrong for a good five seconds

  • @relativelystable9328
    @relativelystable9328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    “This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” that phrase cornered me in an old rainy ally while wearing a trench coat, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train.

    • @tobiasohara766
      @tobiasohara766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This belongs on Tumblr not the hellscape of TH-cam comments-

    • @arsonasmr2387
      @arsonasmr2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And now it's going on tumblr

    • @pencrash9289
      @pencrash9289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wouldn’t be surprised to see it on r/oddlyspecific

    • @northernlights9533
      @northernlights9533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *R/ODDLYSPACIFIC INTENSIFIES*

    • @seignee
      @seignee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is such a delicious metaphor, thank you

  • @CodyHills
    @CodyHills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You starting to remember things? Alright fuck yeah let's keep the ball rolling" 🤣🤣

  • @derpy6945
    @derpy6945 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are my favorite. Not only do they help me relax but they give me a chuckle, and he just seems so happy, which makes me happy!

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "This is a straw. It's for drinking spaghetti."
    That one got me, I can't

    • @joellevanfleet5771
      @joellevanfleet5771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I snorted obscenely loud

    • @spaghettios8768
      @spaghettios8768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Denise van Wijk he made me laugh at the. Are some of these making you remember things. Alright fuck yea let’s keep the ball rolling

    • @spaghettios8768
      @spaghettios8768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Gabe’s Boss

    • @grumpy5.3
      @grumpy5.3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orangechase 12 no solids for 30 minutes had me dying

    • @lupinholmes6167
      @lupinholmes6167 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the fact that he literally "drank" spaghetti later on in the video makes it even better.

  • @goodnoodle6043
    @goodnoodle6043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    Everyone crack open the champagne and let's celebrate...he finally did another role play where we don't know what the roleplay is THANKYOU SO MUCH MARNO☺️🎉🎉🎉🥂🍾

  • @Mila-rb3ym
    @Mila-rb3ym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    They are so talented... they talk so much nonsense but It still makes kinda sense ig :))

  • @katie_____
    @katie_____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11:19 I feel like he didn’t do that one purpose

  • @abigailfuentes7673
    @abigailfuentes7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "And if you could sit still while I draw your remarkably soulless eyes."
    me: *ironically trying to stay awake to finish the check up*

  • @CrooningWolfEntertainment
    @CrooningWolfEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "Tooth decay is peeing it's pants!"
    It better not be, it's in my mouth

  • @brennond6
    @brennond6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch this video at least once a week, the mix of tingles and humor in these videos make me so happy, and slowly but surely each time I watch it I am more willing to buy raycons

  • @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052
    @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God I feel like everything was improvised for this it's so out there and random, like the making out and the "fuck yeah" caught me so off guard it's insane lmfao

  • @skilldry786
    @skilldry786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I’m used to him bleeping it or cutting out when he curses, I like it uncensored it’s funnier to me

  • @geebygeeber
    @geebygeeber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Pov: you have short term memory loss and all of this happens over 2 weeks but you only remember 18 minutes

    • @captainhope
      @captainhope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A fellow Unnus, I see 👀

  • @Popper_Drop
    @Popper_Drop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was a bad idea to watch while trying to get to sleep, laughing too hard 😂 still got tingles tho 👌🏻

  • @cryobyte9044
    @cryobyte9044 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These videos are just so nice, they are just enough that my mind thinks im dreaming when im awake and then once im asleep i have an easier time controlling my dreams so i dont have nightmares

  • @bobsponge3462
    @bobsponge3462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Omg yes I've been waiting for *MONTHS* for the new season of "Gabe: the show"

  • @chasedavisson56
    @chasedavisson56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    This is the level of crackhead energy I want in a relationship

    • @soupandtheminnows3219
      @soupandtheminnows3219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marno is just the level of chaotic crackhead energy I aspire to exude

    • @destinyslayer2298
      @destinyslayer2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bethuel Gellor maybe?? Who knows, they might just be really comfortable friends

    • @tuanhtranpham2637
      @tuanhtranpham2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bethuel Gellor I guess they are according to what I saw on their instagram 😌

    • @scrithen2818
      @scrithen2818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Destinyslayer22 yes, they are

  • @zack-VI
    @zack-VI ปีที่แล้ว

    I can tell you have a lot of fun making these videos, honestly makes me feel happy just bc of the cuts right before you start laughing and break character 🤣

  • @austtlttheking9481
    @austtlttheking9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he said fuck yeah I genuinely jumped cuz marno seems too pure to say something like that lol

  • @SineASMR
    @SineASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    You have no idea how much I love these videos dude, like I'm ugly, dorky laughing all the way through the entire video 💀 and I'm actually delighted at how well Erin fits into this, you're like the perfect comedic duo 😂

  • @RedDragon-zn3jj
    @RedDragon-zn3jj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    *Marno plays with a sock and has to make sure he isn’t considered a kids channel:* 7:40

    • @cisco_101wowow4
      @cisco_101wowow4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fuck yeah

    • @angeldust4268
      @angeldust4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cisco_101 wowow I’m glad you understood it too lol

    • @flynnbalor8623
      @flynnbalor8623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angeldust4268 leave him be Jesus

    • @angeldust4268
      @angeldust4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flynn Balor it’s a joke lol

    • @doub1e_b1ink77
      @doub1e_b1ink77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "FUCK YA"

  • @sledlutz
    @sledlutz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY HILARIOUS I LOVE IT

  • @someonegotclever2431
    @someonegotclever2431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are really way too funny to be useful for sleep, but they are such a nice, totally random and goofy mood reset after a tough day at work. And I loved seeing Goodnight Moon's cameo. Y'all crack me up. Thanks for posting!