@Professor This guy also identified as a "sexy man". Also a propensity for eating chicken in bed like Kramer. Warning: Not Safe For _Anyone_ th-cam.com/video/J36KiO0CT00/w-d-xo.html
Chris Smalls Well technically it wasn't. Kramer wanted to test out his oil bladder system for the oil tanker ships and George just asked if a rubber ball would be good enough for testing and Kramer said yes. So in essence, it was still Kramer's idea.
Yeh he couldve been a recurring character but I guess since the university cottoned on to how Kramer was a time waster he wasn't going to be around for long lol
You left some of the best parts out, like Kramer's talk with Dean Jones. "I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman?" "Well, it all sounds pretty glamourous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica." "Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken." "your fly is open"
So why did Michael Flynn get fired from Trump's cabinet only 12 days into the term for his connections to the Russians. And why is Michael Flynn now willing to testify to Congress about Trump's Russia connections in return for immunity from prosecution? Seven of Trump's top people have business connections in Russia as well. Where there's smoke there's fire. There are three FBI investigations ongoing as we speak into Trump's Russia connections. When they are wrapped up Trump will be impeached for treason against the USA, and probably imprisoned as well. Russia is definitely America's greatest adversary today, more so than radical Islam, China, or North Korea. Vladimir Putin's sole foreign policy is to return Russia to the world power and prestige of Soviet times, and America is the only hindrance to him and he fights us at every turn. This week it became known that Russia is even arming the Taliban in Afghanistan. You've chosen a traitor to our country as President. Trump cares as little about America as you do.
drServitis yeah well since the fall of the Soviet Union Russia is involved in business and capitalistic ventures. No wonder the business types Trump surrounds himself with might have some "connections." But it's a Trojan Horse boogyman straw innuendo by the desperate Democrats. They used to love the Soviet Union when it was a Communist country, and now seem to despise Russia for engaging in capitalism. Hillary and the Clinton Foundation had many dealings with them, however, with their anything for a buck philosophy.
This, is without question the greatest episode in Seinfeld history. I could watch it a thousand times. Clever, funny, creative and most of all...all character plots intertwine. Brilliant! A masterpiece.
Larry David came up with the idea for the shot. They used a shading effect; also Sienfeld was filmed, not video taped. So danged funny after all these years.
I thought about the "25 years ago" delivery in which Darren pipes up, "I wasn't born 25 years ago, so I couldn't have said that." Just to see Kramer's reaction.
They need someone to drive the bus for the J. Peterman Reality tour bus.
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Lu Jitsu I was fired from that company because they felt I had no business training whatsoever. I told 'em I was trying to get ahead and I'd work weekends, overtime, whatever it takes. But they said they weren't able to use me anymore, and I told them I didn't even really work there. Then the boss told me that's what made this so difficult.
I hope your interview went better than the one I had at Vandelay Industries. They told me that wearing latex gloves and a mask was enough to pass COVID protocol. I get there, and whaddya know, everyone else is wearing pants.
It was filled with oil, but let's assume it was water. A gallon of water weights approximately 8.34 lbs. Let's assume they could only fit 1/4 of that 55 gallon drum into the ball, so about 13 gallons. 13 gallons of water would weigh = 100.08 lbs. 100.08 lbs dropped from a 3rd story window on your head = You dead. You so dead. And that ball looks like it holds more than 13 gallons.
***** 100lbs = 45.35 kilos. From that height you are definitely dead or at the very least a badly broken neck if it hit you on top of the head like that. It doesn't matter that it was a balloon that is a little flexible, that's just too much force.
you left out the best part :( Darren: …Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up (Jerry is taking a sip of water and looking mad) then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened." (Jerry then spits out the water).
Can we assume Claire was fatally injured? It took 2 grown men to lift it to the window sill - so assume at least 60 lbs. from 70 feet in the air. As Kramer might say, "oh mama!"
@@JessycaLunawoona Even if the ball itself didn't kill her and it only hit the side of her head the force of the blow would've been enough to make the impact her head has on the concrete be enough to kill her.
Not to be a buzz kill, but I kinda wish they didn't have Claire being the victim (not to mention George's employer getting shut down)as the ending part of the episode. Couldn't the writers have had Kramer's experiment still fail but in a much less harsh manner?
This was one of the best written episodes. Almost every line was extremely funny. The writer Spike Feresten who actually had a girlfriend whose butt could speak had very funny ideas for plot lines.
The tire rubbers (natural rubber, SBR), when placed in oil, absorb the fluid slowly until either the oil is all gone or the rubber has disintegrated. ... The so-called oil-resistant elastomers absorb some oil, especially at elevated temperature, but only a limited amount. With some it may be negligible.
Kinda wish we saw Darin as a cameo in the finale. I mean Kramer does say in the credits of this episode oh he's going away for a loooong time when Jerry asks about him.
"... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window." I somehow use this line on a somewhat regular basis in my life. Not sure why, but I haven't found another line that accurately captures the hilarious insanity of this premise.
He's Kramer, if Kramer had been willing to work hard, follow directions, and mind his own business. Kramer could never be hired by Kramerica Industries.
I love how Kramer's response is not to try and build a better bladder system, but to instead just move on to the next crazy idea.
Dyson built 5,000 prototypes of his vaccuum before selling one.
James Relich well that didn’t work
Haha, good point, made me laugh out loud when i read it. Kramer just has too many ideas 😅
Its only crazy if it didn’t work!
@@harorider96 Wow, great insight. I haven't taken a look at the tape yet
I love how Kramer's only test plan was to throw the ball from any random floor and see what happens.
I love how you try to apply too much logic to a comedy.
Yeah, that's Jerry. You don't have to worry about him.
Michael Bradley 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your phone is line one.
I identify as a sexy man Hahahahah yes I remember that one Kramer was the best
@Professor This guy also identified as a "sexy man". Also a propensity for eating chicken in bed like Kramer. Warning: Not Safe For _Anyone_ th-cam.com/video/J36KiO0CT00/w-d-xo.html
It's sad that Darren was only in one episode. It would've been great if Kramer and him would've come up with some crazy plans in more episodes.
Chris Smalls Well technically it wasn't. Kramer wanted to test out his oil bladder system for the oil tanker ships and George just asked if a rubber ball would be good enough for testing and Kramer said yes. So in essence, it was still Kramer's idea.
Well Darren apparently took the fall for the incident so yea. He wouldn't be showing up for a while.
well darren went away for a long long time...
Someone had to take the fall.
Yeh he couldve been a recurring character but I guess since the university cottoned on to how Kramer was a time waster he wasn't going to be around for long lol
You left some of the best parts out, like Kramer's talk with Dean Jones.
"I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman?"
"Well, it all sounds pretty glamourous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica."
"Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."
"your fly is open"
Damn great captions!
I also love it when Darren walks in Jerry’s apt to get something & he says to Jerry...”Mr Kramer says Hey Buddy”. Then gets some food & leaves.
And with Darren's help we will get that chicken
Well I have to say, I find this capricious and arbitrary
Patrick Whelpley yes lol
"Now, let's push this giant ball of oil out the window." lmao!
That's the best line in this episode! 🤣
Kramer at his best!
This show is unmatched to this day.
Curb Your Enthusiasm?
When Kramer responds to George's question with "conceivably" is so subtle and hilarious.
Kramer - "This seams capricious and arbitrary!"
Dean of Students - "Your fly's open."
That's my favorite part. There was awhile I would say someone's fly is open like that
0:32 I love how Jerry doesn’t take a micro second before saying “No resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brains...”
Noooo, no time.
No brains 😂😂
"as far as I can tell, you're entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment that may or may not contain a chicken!"
jestes100 your fly is open
jestes100 thats the best line of the whole episode.
But he eventually did get a chicken...well rooster.
jestes100 and with Darren's help we'll get that chicken
The Schrodinger Chicken
Darren has such a positive attitude. Just eager to learn and grow with the business.
He’s just what you want for a start up. Young, stupid and willing to work for free.
If I had only ten Darren’s I would be a millionaire
@@dspsblyuth because being in the presence of a leader like Kramer is better than any possible compensation
He's a go-getter
Do you have any idea how much time I waste on TH-cam?
I could ball park it
Hellooooooooo!
That's A Shame
Praying it won’t be a waste somehow. 😊
yo.. you know Two Times Mickey outta Hoboken?
“Well that didn’t work.” Kramer is incredible.
I put a 6 hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest and most of your trial. XD
What are you referring to?
3:05
lol Jerry’s swipes at Kramer are always hilarious
@@KC-fb8ql Yeah totally. Like that part about risk being a game of world domination, "played by two guys who can barely run their own lives" XD
now lets push this giant ball of oil out the window
I swear every once in awhile I just rewatch clips and laugh out loud, god I love this show!
He blames jerry for him hanging out there all day 😂 classic Kramer 🤣
Make Kramerica Great Again
Learn Russian.
Trump owes Vladimir a shit-load of money........
@dr....get over it you lost...stop making excuses and get on board the Trump train or shut up and sit down.
@servitis
learn how to handle a firearm, the pedosta brothers want your children
So why did Michael Flynn get fired from Trump's cabinet only 12 days into the term for his connections to the Russians. And why is Michael Flynn now willing to testify to Congress about Trump's Russia connections in return for immunity from prosecution? Seven of Trump's top people have business connections in Russia as well. Where there's smoke there's fire. There are three FBI investigations ongoing as we speak into Trump's Russia connections. When they are wrapped up Trump will be impeached for treason against the USA, and probably imprisoned as well. Russia is definitely America's greatest adversary today, more so than radical Islam, China, or North Korea. Vladimir Putin's sole foreign policy is to return Russia to the world power and prestige of Soviet times, and America is the only hindrance to him and he fights us at every turn. This week it became known that Russia is even arming the Taliban in Afghanistan. You've chosen a traitor to our country as President. Trump cares as little about America as you do.
drServitis yeah well since the fall of the Soviet Union Russia is involved in business and capitalistic ventures. No wonder the business types Trump surrounds himself with might have some "connections." But it's a Trojan Horse boogyman straw innuendo by the desperate Democrats. They used to love the Soviet Union when it was a Communist country, and now seem to despise Russia for engaging in capitalism. Hillary and the Clinton Foundation had many dealings with them, however, with their anything for a buck philosophy.
This, is without question the greatest episode in Seinfeld history. I could watch it a thousand times. Clever, funny, creative and most of all...all character plots intertwine. Brilliant! A masterpiece.
You have a sad life.
@@marleypumpkin4917 I really do. Thanks for noticing 😂
Jerry looked really offended when Kramer said,
“Yeah that’s Jerry, you don’t have to worry about him”
The big massive shadow of the ball on the building when it falls is hilarious.
Cole Thompson Lynch And it falls so slow
Brian Battles Seinfeld slow mo scenes are great 😂
Larry David came up with the idea for the shot. They used a shading effect; also Sienfeld was filmed, not video taped.
So danged funny after all these years.
Kramerica Industries presents: "Ketch-a-Turd" Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle!
😂😂😂
That was the wittiest shit I've ever seen happen.
Or Musketch. Lol😆
Ketch a TARD .. somehow worse
@@insolentish4529 "Turd" as in you got sh*t on.
Now, she comes in and my whole day is shot!
If Kramer had a son...
I thought about the "25 years ago" delivery in which Darren pipes up, "I wasn't born 25 years ago, so I couldn't have said that." Just to see Kramer's reaction.
Perhaps that was an easter egg in the show
Darren kramer
wait a minute--------he didn't build that!!!!!!!
Son of kramer
I like how Jerry just goes with the flow when he sees Kramer giving a tour with a perfect stranger
"Trouble down at the plant?" LMAO
Lmao isnt a thing anymore
Magnus Hyenna yes the fuck it is you fucking weenie, if anything it’s more of a thing now than it’s ever been, LOL wtf dumbass
@@magnushyenna1574 Lmao
Ironically Jerry is the most underrated character on the show
It's his show.. besides larry david.
One of the best episodes ever!
Kramer was in top form on this one!!
I like how jerry undermines Kramer but Kramer just ignores it and keeps on going with his crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
There's a fine line between insanity and true genius. 🙂
This was a classic bit - one of my favorites! Kramerica Industries!!!!!
Wish me luck guys, my interview with Kramerica Industries is today!
They need someone to drive the bus for the J. Peterman Reality tour bus.
Lu Jitsu I was fired from that company because they felt I had no business training whatsoever. I told 'em I was trying to get ahead and I'd work weekends, overtime, whatever it takes. But they said they weren't able to use me anymore, and I told them I didn't even really work there. Then the boss told me that's what made this so difficult.
lurch321 dude no one is hiring either, unless you want to work 40 hours per week!
Assure them you're someone who can TCB.
I hope your interview went better than the one I had at Vandelay Industries. They told me that wearing latex gloves and a mask was enough to pass COVID protocol. I get there, and whaddya know, everyone else is wearing pants.
This episode cracked me up, with Kramer and his intern, working for Kramerica Corporation. 😀
Would've killed Claire. Definitely.
Without question
***** The ball would be nowhere near flexible enough. Would've crushed her.
It was filled with oil, but let's assume it was water. A gallon of water weights approximately 8.34 lbs. Let's assume they could only fit 1/4 of that 55 gallon drum into the ball, so about 13 gallons. 13 gallons of water would weigh = 100.08 lbs. 100.08 lbs dropped from a 3rd story window on your head = You dead. You so dead. And that ball looks like it holds more than 13 gallons.
***** 100lbs = 45.35 kilos. From that height you are definitely dead or at the very least a badly broken neck if it hit you on top of the head like that. It doesn't matter that it was a balloon that is a little flexible, that's just too much force.
Not to mention being covered in that oil LOL. No matter how you look at it, Claire had herself a very bad day.
...but you only provide fantasy world corporate experience...
IIIIIIIIIII know!
still experience!
Just like college
Remember the credits scene?
“Darren’s going away for a very long time...”
mufc187 one of Kramer’s best lines lol
No Hugging, No Learning
Darren is kind of like a young Kramer. He even looks like him a little bit lol
I love how quickly he moves on to the next idea at the end. It really shows that he is creative, but not too disciplined.
This Kramerica episode was one of the funniest ever
Is Kramerica hiring?
we will call u
Yes.
okrajoe let me know im in too
Are you any good with chicken wire ?
you can't afford to miss it
I love their capers....what fantastic show and one of the best episodes for sure.
you left out the best part :(
Darren: …Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up (Jerry is taking a sip of water and looking mad) then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened." (Jerry then spits out the water).
"there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil" HELLO
I love that you hear sirens at the end
George: would a giant rubber ball work?
Kramer: conceivably.
Classic.
''Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.''
Jerry knows how terrible Kramer’s ideas are but he’s just….on the sidelines. It’s for the best 😂
Best of the best in comedy. When I watch this, i just wish I had a job at Krimerica Industries. Any job.
Closest I have to getting my foot in the door at Kramerica is a coffee mug. ;)
@@joshuahermanson341 I got a totebag from PBS
I can see a great off shoot sitcom of Seinfeld called Kramerica Industries. It would star Darren, Kramer and Jackie Chiles.
High tea with a Mr. Newman
Just the way Jerry says "I know" makes me laugh every time.
Can we assume Claire was fatally injured? It took 2 grown men to lift it to the window sill - so assume at least 60 lbs. from 70 feet in the air. As Kramer might say, "oh mama!"
It should've snapped her neck like a twig. I guess this is why Darin "went away for a very very long time."
@@JessycaLunawoona Even if the ball itself didn't kill her and it only hit the side of her head the force of the blow would've been enough to make the impact her head has on the concrete be enough to kill her.
Not to be a buzz kill, but I kinda wish they didn't have Claire being the victim (not to mention George's employer getting shut down)as the ending part of the episode. Couldn't the writers have had Kramer's experiment still fail but in a much less harsh manner?
@@anonymous-sw8ne No. it was the perfect ending.
“This is going to be a shame” Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Helloooooo
Love the Capers...this is my 2nd favorite behind the Rickshaw caper
My personal favorite is the scheme to hijack the mail truck to take bottles and cans to Michigan for the hefty rewards.
Kramer :That's Jerry, you don't have to worry about him lol
and with Darins help we'll get that chicken!
i find this capricious and arbitrary!
@@StephNuggs Yo fly's open.
The two best characters ever created for tv imo: Cosmo Kramer and Frank Gallagher.
still waiting for that bottle of Kustard.
.. it will be a the Last Stand.
it already exists now. google it.
Metchup.
Neale Scott they do have a jiffy/jelly in one container.
@Christopher Marlowe but they are mass producing it. I guess it's for the anal people that like the exact same ratio every time.
This was one of the best written episodes. Almost every line was extremely funny. The writer Spike Feresten who actually had a girlfriend whose butt could speak had very funny ideas for plot lines.
i love george in this he sounds sounds so devious.
Jerry’s wit is unmatched!
...and then I start reading comments...my whole day is shot!
Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle. Brilliant. Squeeze the bottle at different spots for different combinations.
"You have to drink that whole thing!?"
Last Sunday at the NASCAR race they were discussing the bladder that surrounds the fuel cell and couldn't held but think of this.
If that ball of oil is heavy enough that two men struggled to lift it then they definitely just killed that girl 😂
The tire rubbers (natural rubber, SBR), when placed in oil, absorb the fluid slowly until either the oil is all gone or the rubber has disintegrated. ... The so-called oil-resistant elastomers absorb some oil, especially at elevated temperature, but only a limited amount. With some it may be negligible.
There's a Glassdoor page for this, and people actually have left reviews. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Apparently they took it down.
They took it down :(
Gonna see about Vandalay Industries
"Here we go. Now she comes in, my whole day is shot!"
LOLOLOL
OK, that was fricking funny. I gotta buy me a copy of all the seasons/DVDs.
Kinda wish we saw Darin as a cameo in the finale. I mean Kramer does say in the credits of this episode oh he's going away for a loooong time when Jerry asks about him.
Was the oil girl in the final epsiaode?
"That Darren is going away for a long time."
Cut out the best part: where Darren's supervisor/professor grills Kramer on his fake corporation...
A truly amazing character is Kramer
i love this so delightfully silly
My dream company
That's elizabeth hornswaggle!!!!!!
Something funny about that, I am guessing?
friends
Right!
"... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window." I somehow use this line on a somewhat regular basis in my life. Not sure why, but I haven't found another line that accurately captures the hilarious insanity of this premise.
Said just before "git push".
I heard they gave Darin 15yrs in the slammer
Fuck him it was all his idea
Bye bye, Darin...I'll miss you.
Claire, you dumb blondie idiot! You should've moved out of the way.
Jerry, Claire is breaking up with you again. And also, George? You're done.
No shoot, Cosmo. Now what?
For me this was the best sit com
I like "that's gonna be a shame". A twist on Jerry's usual "that's a shame ".
2:35 There are years of hard-earned experience for Jerry behind these 2 words
Kramer just murdered that girl
Another example of why the series finale was the right choice.
Is it supposed to be part of the joke that Darin looks like a young Kramer?
Zach Haywood
Yeah.
He's Kramer, if Kramer had been willing to work hard, follow directions, and mind his own business. Kramer could never be hired by Kramerica Industries.
“Mr. Kramer says hey buddy.”
And that’s how we got Mayochup. 😄
Jerry was trolling people long before the term came into use. 😅
A bladder for oil tankers is actually a really good idea
No, it's not.
"Yeah, that's Jerry. You don't have to worry about him."
I love how George was betting against it working from the beginning!
Kramer seemed to almost break character here 2:17 - that laugh, he doesn't he usually laugh like that
2:21 just realized Darin is like a younger nerdy Kramer
Oh Hey..I'm Darren..I'm new here....🤣🤣
The rubber bladder for oil tanker sounds like a legit good idea.
"How about ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?" LOL!
You should have just included Kramer's entire story arc in this one.
I like how Kramer just hates when Elaine comes in.
He is just like Elon Musk, but lacks only one thing - SUCCESS!
"If you would've told me 25 years ago...."
I don't think Darren was alive 25 years ago