Marc Maron's Rules Of Pornography | CONAN on TBS

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  • @davebryan8416
    @davebryan8416 9 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Andy is the greatest sidekick in history.

    • @Bassdropperpillpoper
      @Bassdropperpillpoper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Dave Bryan Hands down (or up in his case) needs his own show

    • @chrismorgan7234
      @chrismorgan7234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Dave Bryan He's come a long way.
      There was a time when Mr. Richter was not so appreciated.

    • @dodien27
      @dodien27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Dave Bryan he is what Rohin could have been

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Am I the first to notice Andy's nipple sweat at the end of the clip

    • @TappadSmurf
      @TappadSmurf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I theorize that it is from his armpit. He raised his arm thus shifting the shirt making it look like "nipple sweat". His large frame making this illusion possible.

  • @HanabiSonatine
    @HanabiSonatine 10 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    God I love Marc Maron. On a sidenote, it's particularly awesome how he actively engages with Andy, thus invariably resulting in hilarious asides and quips from him, instead of so many guests who ignore him.

    • @SheWasAHoowa
      @SheWasAHoowa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      at least andy is really good at butting in to counter all of that

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude has matured a lot since his early days in the 90s...he use to be a seriously self-absorbed prick. Proof that people can change for the better.

  • @JohnnyWunderboy2
    @JohnnyWunderboy2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Great chemistry between the three of them

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can't get this with any other talkshow, Day or Night talkshows. It takes truly talented individuals.

  • @loversandlosers
    @loversandlosers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Marc isn't laugh out loud lightening quick funny, but he's philosophically and anecdotally hilarious

    • @sarahemikula
      @sarahemikula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right ON ♥️😃

    • @CAVCFC
      @CAVCFC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your mom isn't laugh out loud lightening quick funny, but She's philosophically and anecdotally hilarious

  • @robbieclark7828
    @robbieclark7828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Marc is making TOO MUCH SENSE right here

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:58 - The director was doing a PERFECT job with the cutting to each camera here.

  • @ProudAnselmo
    @ProudAnselmo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Another good time is when everyone goes to the grocery store", made me lose it. Andy is the perfect comic foil for Maron's navel gazing.

  • @GustavNilsson
    @GustavNilsson 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I usually hate sidekicks in talkshows, but Andy is fantastic. He is never in the way and he only talks we he has something awesome to say. Love that!

  • @ThriceP86
    @ThriceP86 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Andy has the best one liners!

  • @ThenameisAntti
    @ThenameisAntti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love seeing Conan with Marc Maron. It seems as if they are fueled by each others' funnyness, and thus become even funnier than they already were. They genuinely feel like close friends. I love it. :P

    • @DirectorDevilDog
      @DirectorDevilDog ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should hear Marc on Conan’s podcast. They *weren’t* actually friends up until recently when they established a friendship on the podcast. They were just professionals, and when the cameras weren’t rolling it was over, Marc even tried kicking Conan out of his house once lol.

  • @ZanderPingu
    @ZanderPingu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    oh gosh, i'm falling down the pit of self again..
    ..i'm...i'm back everyone.. why is it nighttime already.

    • @Coquitten
      @Coquitten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was fast

    • @RaymondPeckIII
      @RaymondPeckIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The pit of self" might just be the most precise and vivid description of this mental state I've ever heard.
      I truly believe that this will change my life.

  • @cjwright79
    @cjwright79 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like how Marc's comedy generally comes from a place of honesty and sincerity, not just trying to go the lowest common denominator route to get a cheap laugh.

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    One of my best friends was a porn troll. He got a regular supply of magazines via some weird shit I never want to know and the ones he got bored of he went to the park and threw them in the bushes in the hopes of them finding a new owner.

    • @arblahblah
      @arblahblah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Lord Baktor I think you mean he was a porn fairy

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just used the term Marc used in the video.

    • @bullballsallday
      @bullballsallday 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Lord Baktor I always leave my old porn on school grounds I pull them all out of the back of my primered windowless van and leave them all over the playground.

    • @chrismorgan7234
      @chrismorgan7234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lord Baktor It's like "Orange County".

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew kids like that growing up. Seems creepy though

  • @joeburden9426
    @joeburden9426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Andy is a freaking genius!! Why is he a sidekick? He could host Tonight Show.

  • @felixmul
    @felixmul 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:57-1:17 is a truly great moment

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When Andy quietly builds up to the "grocery store" line...dude is a serious genius! Never any doubt why Conan has had him on the show since 1993, doesn't get any better in late night!

  • @FRamps
    @FRamps 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Andy is the best.

  • @DasGuteMan
    @DasGuteMan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    If i do film, I want to cast Marc Maron in everything.

  • @Nuxunumo
    @Nuxunumo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:08 that exchange is perfect.

    • @nottegiorno
      @nottegiorno 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +James Sudimak Yeah, great work!

  • @archer9855
    @archer9855 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the absurdity of Conan's show. Could never expect this from anyone else

  • @ulmo5536
    @ulmo5536 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Andy is truly a genius!

  • @BenCulture
    @BenCulture 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I have never appreciated Marc Maron before, but that was pretty brilliant.

  • @votrixTV
    @votrixTV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    conan did the david letterman thing at 4:35

    • @alexolotl764
      @alexolotl764 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yaasss great observation

  • @jamesalexander4147
    @jamesalexander4147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that stare from Conan just seemed to last for like 10 minutes... and Andy Richter, "another good time is when everyone goes to the grocery store" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IAmZero798
    @IAmZero798 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The accuracy of this kills me

  • @takeoffyahoser
    @takeoffyahoser 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think andy knows when to step in with a joke cuz its always perfect

  • @gasolineandwine
    @gasolineandwine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of Marc's podcast episodes (I can't remember which) has Marc talking about this show right after he was finished. It's amazing. Also, he mentioned that when he did the "troll" bit, his underwear was showing. Look!

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha! I wonder which one that was

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Wen everyone else goes to the grocery store.... Or when you go to the grocery store.....

    • @bspencer471
      @bspencer471 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what a great funny line from Andy !!!!

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Conan's show is the only one where the guests have genuine chemistry with the host.
    Does Fallon have a guest where he has a rapport like this?

  • @Penilius
    @Penilius 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Andy outdoes Maron with his own material.

  • @ShaneFitzJam
    @ShaneFitzJam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Andy is hands down the best side-man. Incredible timing.

  • @thanks4272
    @thanks4272 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    andy's one-liners are impeccable

  • @chumbo
    @chumbo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Andy is always great! He should have his own show too.

  • @goober4502
    @goober4502 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    andy's like a secret weapon-ringer: he doesn't talk as much, but when he does it's gold every time.

  • @smitty7326
    @smitty7326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    shoutout to the cameramen/editor for that great clip after Marc unloaded is porn rule all over conan's face

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** thanks, i don't know anything

  • @LuisLEONFC73
    @LuisLEONFC73 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah, I was that way too. Just once a month, then just once every 2 weeks, then before you know it you are watching it three times a day everyday.

  • @DougW2012pro
    @DougW2012pro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Coffee grounds and potato peels that’s how it went in the 80’s and 90’s 😂

    • @DougW2012pro
      @DougW2012pro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fantastic, but disgusting... 😂

  • @mattleonard5268
    @mattleonard5268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    another piece of andy richter genius!

  • @paulmayon8821
    @paulmayon8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Andy's tag was perfect

  • @IAMOLDSPICE
    @IAMOLDSPICE 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy is just dropping gems left and right

  • @MehdiEsfahani
    @MehdiEsfahani 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    andy killed

  • @JIPolvora
    @JIPolvora 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He is the twin brother of Hank Azaria??? jajajaa

  • @manny.camera
    @manny.camera 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This guy's hilarious

  • @oatmealboy6
    @oatmealboy6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    All around, Marc Maron is the best comedian alive today.

    • @TheTechnoBroz
      @TheTechnoBroz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +oatmealboy6 him and Todd Barry IMO

    • @Pumpkinking64
      @Pumpkinking64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah. Paul F. Tompkins.

    • @Daggerithian
      @Daggerithian 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +oatmealboy6 The Truth

    • @chrismorgan7234
      @chrismorgan7234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +oatmealboy6 My top three, in no particular order: Bill Burr, Dave Attell, Louis C.K..
      Marc is definitely up there.

    • @MusicbyWordPlay
      @MusicbyWordPlay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jesus people really are narrow-minded. "I really like this guy... BEST COMEDIAN EVAHH!!!!!!!!"

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Maron. No-one else like him. So raw, so unguarded.

  • @saucedonkey88889
    @saucedonkey88889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "by now i'd have a nub!" haha
    im seeing marc live in like 2 weeks WOO

  • @MrIchbins666
    @MrIchbins666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy will go down as the best sidekick in tv history

  • @Bonzulac
    @Bonzulac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "That's why you're aroused by potato peels now."

  • @deyeti
    @deyeti 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember having to find porn in the exact same way that they are describing. God, I'm so glad the internet exists now.

  • @fanbamgreat
    @fanbamgreat 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00 is golden lmao love Marc Maron's

  • @christopherkalonji7056
    @christopherkalonji7056 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This dude is fucking awesome!

  • @jonaskelley
    @jonaskelley 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it when ppl are honest, fuck the bullshit of what's socially acceptable to say, this man is telling truths, and it's hilarious!

  • @charlieparker7159
    @charlieparker7159 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "One page under a bridge with your friends."
    LMAO. If you can't relate, you had a crappy childhood

    • @RollOnToVictory
      @RollOnToVictory 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      huh? that sounds awful..... we had a alley

    • @brainsareus
      @brainsareus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we went up a tree with our pages,and look out below!! btw- Maron never got to say what "porn head" was, i can guess but i'm not sure.

    • @Jagethemage
      @Jagethemage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if i had anything NEAR what the internet porn industry is today when i was 12years old in the 90s id imagine i would probably be an empty, dickless shell of a human being in comparison to now.. kind of a scary thought lol

    • @BenCulture
      @BenCulture 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jagethemage There are women on the Internet who will _call you_ "an empty, dickless shell", and expect you to pay them for it. Because they have a following of men who actually do. There are women who started out in phone sex and are now millionaires, without ever showing so much as a nipple.

    • @brainsareus
      @brainsareus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Culture ah...........the 900 party line phone sex/dating numbers of the 90's. memory blast from the past. we had so sell ourselves into indentured servitude to pay our fucking phone bills!!

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Marc Maron is right, porn was hard to come by(no pun intended)back in the day. I was a teenager in the late 90s & while there was internet porn,not everyone had a computer to view it. Your only option internet-wise was either a friend's house,library or school. & none were good options,lol.
    I didn't have a VCR so I couldn't watch VHS porn, So magazine's were the next best thing. When I was 15 back in 1998', I was riding on my bike back home from a friend's house & there was an alley behind a Cinema-plex I used as a short-cut & one time I was riding through & there was a shopping cart that was overflowed with porn magazines(I'm not exaggerating). It was like waking up on Christmas Day, I was so excited. I took a bunch home with me & that was my jerk material for the next year or two. 😂😂 good times,good times!!

  • @martinmcgorty
    @martinmcgorty 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Conan is probably the only talkshow host approaching the lovability of Johnny Carson.

  • @cabellero1120
    @cabellero1120 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I do it up here?
    I Lost it!!
    this guy is so Friggen honest. ..his comedy is just cool

  • @CynicAtheist
    @CynicAtheist 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Marc always delivers on Conan.

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    LMFAO, everything he said is spot on. I'm 32, and I remember having to go into the forest as a kid to find a secret stash of old pornos. Good times man.

    • @stevenh4557
      @stevenh4557 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vladpryde Sounds like the lost sequel to "The Goonies".

    • @sirmi9868
      @sirmi9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenh4557 more like the pornies🤣🤣

  • @helluvaday123
    @helluvaday123 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not addicted I choose to. I probably watch it like once every 2 months for like a minute.

  • @chesterbesterfeild
    @chesterbesterfeild 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Like if you actually did find individual pages of porn under a bridge when you were growing up.
    I found playboy. It was the centerfold.

    • @brainsareus
      @brainsareus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      we had to work for our jerkoffs back then,we were real men!! the kids today are "soft",all they need to do is push a button.

  • @dustinmcgladrey4821
    @dustinmcgladrey4821 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What book was he promoting

  • @Shawsza
    @Shawsza 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Studying at uni is going to be much better next year...

  • @AlekSensej
    @AlekSensej 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who knew Marc Maron improved his humor.

  • @Linkispro
    @Linkispro 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    andy needs to get involved in the conversations more he's awesome when he does

  • @YummyBaer
    @YummyBaer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s so true tho. I remember the magazines in the woods or the old playground shack.

  • @TojoursPur
    @TojoursPur 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Conan has trained himself to laugh that hard at Andy because usually no one does and Andy often gets ignored lol.

  • @psychoticdaizyproductions569
    @psychoticdaizyproductions569 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I swear this guy looks like my old History teacher xD great man. Same personality.

  • @NickPR87
    @NickPR87 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I gotta admit I only knew about this dude from an episode of Louie, but he's hilarious!!

  • @fforw
    @fforw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is like a men's discussion group.

  • @Roger-hu4tk
    @Roger-hu4tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What do you do when you're falling down the pit of self ALL THE TIME ?!

  • @Brindabass
    @Brindabass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Andy Richter for the win.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy's on fire!

  • @StygianStyle
    @StygianStyle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When your mom caught you looking at the lingerie section of the Sears Catalogue...

  • @djstarsign
    @djstarsign 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maron is what Woody Allen would have been like if he would have been obsessed with Dennis Hopper and had half the talent as Bill Hicks.

  • @crzzymnn911
    @crzzymnn911 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friends dad use to collect EasyRider magazines. When I'd go to their house I'd scheme to find a way to sneak a peak lmao.

  • @krishishar
    @krishishar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think that when you are feeling things like it won't work etc that's exactly when you don't want to watch porn. Because it creates a temporary escape route to your problems which you will keep coming back to. It works exactly like drugs.

  • @MrDogfish83
    @MrDogfish83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ad that preceded this video was for a new line of collectible doll toys for girls…wtf youtube

  • @peathgang
    @peathgang 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "that's why you always get aroused when there's potato peals around" hahahahahlmao andy and conan perfect duo

  • @perspektive42
    @perspektive42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New euphemism: "riding the subway"

  • @avalokitha
    @avalokitha 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    God i love conan and andy.

  • @mo12894
    @mo12894 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's always funny when Marc is on

  • @Kulascus
    @Kulascus 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a ciggarete time to time isn't an addiction. Same with a glass of wine... Little porn isn't bad

  • @RavensbladeDX
    @RavensbladeDX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well played Andy...well played!

  • @OmarZepedaSpecSyndicate
    @OmarZepedaSpecSyndicate 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's better when he has a couple one-liners here and there

  • @adamromero
    @adamromero 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What is porn head? He never explained it.

    • @NESherv
      @NESherv 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look up "Marc Maron Porn Brain." You'll find it.

    • @serazzi09
      @serazzi09 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NESherv im afraid to do that.

    • @NESherv
      @NESherv 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      M. Serazzi ...On TH-cam.

    • @Jagethemage
      @Jagethemage 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      NESherv yea im with M. Serazzi on this one. ive fallen for more obvious trolling with less potential consequences

  • @NucularRobit
    @NucularRobit 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Marc. Always good on Conan.

  • @troubauk
    @troubauk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy has claimed that he is better than Stewart. And he might be right

  • @thetramp123
    @thetramp123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This how I watch porn.
    But enough of my evening. Back to that screenplay.

  • @CaseyWinehouse
    @CaseyWinehouse ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy is so much funnier than Conan it’s staggering.

  • @Blackbird_42
    @Blackbird_42 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally. a conversation. about porn. Oh my god, ridiculous. Conan pushed that hand thing though. I loved the thing he said about Jobs. Taboo, but felt so good.

  • @neverjethot
    @neverjethot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When everyone goes to the grocery store! And use Paypal so my cellphone tells me when you check out!

  • @phaeton01
    @phaeton01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had the friend that on every bike ride would stop in the truckers lay-by and fish through all the trash for magazine pages

  • @Penguinssss
    @Penguinssss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We used to steal playboys and penthouse from the convenience store, hide them in a certain bush nearby and spread the word to all the kids where the 'good spot' was. We literally had a porn library stuffed inside of a juniper bush. Good times.

  • @pereiratti
    @pereiratti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He kinda looks like Hank Azaria

  • @stacyblue1980
    @stacyblue1980 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    can i do it up here? YAYYYY....Marc has lovely hands and im not trying to be funny he really does. ...yayyy!

  • @LuisLEONFC73
    @LuisLEONFC73 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not too late at all, I started when I was 11. Just quit now.

  • @OddOneOut665
    @OddOneOut665 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooo, WHY did the Forever Guest take Edie away for?

  • @gabriell16bishop
    @gabriell16bishop 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andy speaks Gold.

  • @JPk5563
    @JPk5563 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Go watch his interview of bill burr...he makes Conan laugh so hard,he almost cried

  • @INRamos13
    @INRamos13 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Close enough, but just not right.
    George Carlin was some kind of once-in-humanity event.