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"If your giant shapeshifting pet crow started terrorizing your neighbourhood, what whould you do?" I'd get a plage-doctor costume, spice it up with some black feathers, and become the world's first supervillain.
This was a surprisingly well-made family drama with a little coat of horror paint on top. Excellent practical effects, too. Worth a watch if you need something other than teenagers getting killed in the woods by a slasher villain.
Screw other people, me and bird bro are chilling at my apartment, and there are plenty of homeless crackheads for it to hunt at night, and nobody's gonna notice the homeless people missing
this creature was basically like a fae version of a cuckoo. cuckoo birds will leave their eggs in the nests of other birds, letting said other birds raise the cuckoo chick (and oftentimes, the cuckoo chick will outcompete or straight up kill the parent bird's real babies) so... yeah. this wasn't a crow monster, it was a cuckoo monster.
Yes exactly! And something else interesting about certain breeds of cuckoo birds, when they hatch they even physically look like the bird they were trying to fool. Which is probably where the concept of the bird starting to look like the daughter came from.
You know I love the choice of using puppets it was definitely the move! That thing is utterly terrifying and yet all the more enjoyable because it’s not CGI’d beyond recognition.
Srsly?!? You would rlly keep a killer bird which decapitated a dog and mutilated a 12 yo's hands who just started gymnastics. I will always blame stupid tinja.
As a Swede, I can only say that we too birth our animal companions from mystical eggs found in the woods, and we too have kids walk home from school in the dark by themselves. To anyone weirded out by that, its basically because in the winter it is dark out at 15:00 in the South, and almost 24/7 in winter so it really cant be avoided.^^
What is wrong with you. Talking about catching a 12 year old "on all fours" and sexualizing a literal child. That's disgusting. Also your clunky worded comment was a chore to read.
This movie really pissed me off. For one, I heard about it a long time ago, and was waiting for it to come out for like 5 years. And when it finally does, its so painfully unsatisfying. The only evil person in the whole movie, the mom, is the one that gets a happy ending. This video barely even covers how abusive she is to her daughter. This video also glosses over the important fact that Ali (the monster) was only targeting the things that Tina herself hated. The dog kept Tina up at night with its barking, so the monster killed it. The other girl was going to get her spot in the gym competition, so the monster attacked her. And Tina hated the baby because it was getting the love from her mom that Tina wanted, so the monster tried to kill it. All the monster was doing, was getting the telepathic hate vibes Tina was sending it, and acting on those vibes. So it makes the ending all the worse, when its the mom that is actually the real monster, and she lives happily ever after.
Perhaps that’s why I was so disappointed in the ending as well, in fact, I already had 2 possible endings before the movie finished, and yet it was close to neither. I thought that one of the following would had been better: 1) Tinja realizes that her mom is the root of all her problems, and either gets Ali to kill/maim her, or straight up teams up with Ali while doing so 2) the mom, not realizing that there is a connection between Tinja and Ali, tries to kill Ali. However, when her knife sinks into Ali’s heart/neck/whatever, she finds to her horror that Tinja has suffered the same fatal wound, and now has to deal with the fact that she effectively killed her own daughter
@user-rq7zo4ef4l Well, the mom kills one of the kids, but she has a spare. Plus the spare is subservient. The mom had always wanted a slave, and now she has one. So for the mom the only thing thats changed, is now she has a daughter that wont fight back, or have their own identity, and do everything she says. Thats perfect for the mom.
Exactly what I felt. The entire movie long I was waiting for the horrible mother to finally get her comeuppance. Then they "team up" to fight the bird thing, which already felt weird and then the poor, constantly abused girl dies and the only family she ever got along with is now just a slave to the mom? Why did the monster not just kill the mom right there? Why did we spend an entire movie rooting for a young girl to break free of parental abuse only for that kid to straight-up die and no consequences to come to the mother? The fuck was the point of the movie? What was the message? Compare this to something like "Megan" and you get similar themes, but an actually sensible story and fulfilling character arcs.
You should do 28 days later to complete the set. Also been watching you since day 1, so happy to see quality entertainment done by a guy that can talk about survival in an actually intelligent way. You’re literally my favorite TH-camr, well maybe tied with RussianBadger. Either way I’m glad you’re seeing so much success.
I prob wouldve gotten rid of the egg but bro imagine having something that could shapeshift and if you used positive and negative reinforcement right you could have the perfect weapon
12:34 How about the lady from the Resident Evil Netflix TV series keeping her zombified husband poorly tied up in the bathroom feeding him stray cats. Not to mention she sees absolutely nothing wrong with that.
I read this movies description a few weeks ago when i was looking for a good horror flick to watch, but because i didn't understand the description I passed on it. Now seeing how to survive it, i totally want to watch it now.
I would say that the husband is very pathetic, but he’s just trying to put on a brave face and the acting shows that. You can easily tell with his expression and I think the actor did a fine job, looks on the verge of tears; poor dude.
This is a weird movie but there is so much symbolism in it. Like the comparison between raising/nurturing someone when they need it most just for it to stab you in the back. It's interesting... but still hella weird either way.
Rather, the bird represents Tina herself as opposed to being a treacherous child. It only acts up from her emotional state, and attacks the dog, her brother, friend, and the baby when she feels jealousy/frustration towards them.
I heard someone say the bird more represents her adolescence. It's destructive and more reactive to negative emotions, like a teenager. The ending is Tinja's mother killing her childhood (oppressive training schedules, making her an emotional confidant for her infidelity, the overbearing vlogging) and what is left behind is an angry teenager ready to lash out because Tanja (through loving the bird) has begun to have more self worth.
I mean the bird has showed her more affection than the rest of her family so i dont blame her that much for wanting to take care of it (? nice video as always
every episode there is a line that makes me crack up this time " gotta wonder if lil miss minca isn't legit hoping zapdos dosint rip someone's face off''
Just as I was thinking I couldn't like this man and his content anymore than this, I learn that he knows about Deep Rock Galactic??? My god this is really my favourite channel.
Gotta give that girl some credit, she is really good with emotions. I haven't seen it and haven't heard them speak, but she conveys a lot with facial expressions. Not her fault the movie is goofy as hell lol
What I want to know: if, at the end, the crazy mom had fed her daughter's brain to the bird girl, would it have assimilated her memories and personality? (also would feeding it her heart first have made any difference)
I kinda wish the hatchling turned out not to be bad at all, just an offspring dependent on their parent and "demanding" attention and care, and that it was the narcissistic pov of the girls mother, replicated by the girl as thats the only way she would know how to parent, that made it seem like a leaching beast destroying her life. It would just have felt a little bit more...honest? Realistic? But other than that I really like this odd creature feature.^^
To be fair, it is very much meant to represent her emotional state rather than an actual monster. Like, this thing IS Tina, it only attacks things that makes Tina upset in some way, and the death of Tina likely is a result of her becoming a hardened and hateful person due to her mother's treatment.
I thought the main story line was fine, but the ending was disappointing. I was hoping for either Tinja and/or Ali to end up murdering the mother in a glorious rage, thus finally unleashing Tinja’s emotions, or for Tinja’s mom to try to kill Ali, but only to find that since Ali and Tinja are the same person, the act of, say, stabbing Ali in the heart causes Tinja to die as well
Call me a butterfinger, but if I found an egg that keeps ballooning past the 10% mark and glows like a radioactive nugget, I'd probably *accidentally* drop it in the path of an 18-wheeler.
I mean if feeding it some of my blood turned it into something that can talk literally follow me where ever I go has everything I have but stronger and shares my pain then I wouldn’t mind having one because if you wanted anyone to die you just think of it and the doppelgänger would just kill them it’s like a death note but bird edition.
Lesson of the day, Nerds: “respect your parents just because they’re your parents” is a load of shit. Having parents like Tinja’s very much warrants calling in Sgt. Garrick and the boys and… Clean House
I’ve been sick and I’ve been bingeing all your vids and I’m so happy to see you just posted so I have something to watch because I finished all your other how to beats 😊
I’m trying to figure out exactly when he made the switch to be more humorous. The Faculty, Home Alone, Halloween Ends have all been hilarious. On the other hand, Saw and Wrong Turn have been far more straightforward.
now thats a monster design! finnaly something iv not seen before, welldone! dont know how good or bad the movie is yet but damn well done on the creature!
Oh, cool. A set of ultra sharp Gucci knives as a gift? My nephew’s gonna love em. Little Micheal just turned 6yo. If he practice he can be a great cook for his older sister he loves so much…
30:00 after a 12 year old girl, the competitor of your obsessive wife, I mean; of your daughter is found slashed up, your wife rejoices in taking the now needed daughter on a trip to stay at a 'friend'. Your sociopathic wife then returned from her... "Business" weekend covered in blood, is now seal-team-6ing through the house with the daughter, both in full stepford mode. She then starts whispering about hunting something evil looking like said daughter while both are brandishing the biggest knives that are in the house. It would take a very brave, strong and stupid man to not just nod and back away. At that point the only question is: bat, molotov or holy water? Cuz best case scenario, divorce is no longer required to get the house, I mean; full custody of the kids.
Going into the finnish forest, that girl never heard of any folklore creatures, tell any finnish story that tacks place in the forest and I'll bet you're gonna piss your pants.
i do, i cook my own meals from fillet min yon with seasoned olive oil and himalaian salt grilled over open fire till medium rare properly sprinkled with the finest omaha seasoning to fish with the classic basting of red wine vinegar and lemon, before seasoned with pepper. I have a whole cullinary skill set, as any proper man should
honestly, I think hatching that bird is a great idea! It is like infinite power, + you can use it to fuck up people and actually have a body clone that you love and loves you back
@@lazarus8018 Inexplicably immortal talking turkey goes around killing people for revenge of the first Thanksgiving with the production values of Birdemic.
Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution. I am asking for the sixth time and will continue asking.
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I just see the video cover art (I forgot the word for it) and see a weird ass bird, im gonna watch cause im interested in the weird horror movies.
Those knifes are good for killing anyone who steps on your property for one millisecond
Feeding it past midnight might have been a worse idea
As the saying goes : Eggs are food, not friends.
We can all agree that the mother is the true monster in all of this
True, and the useless father.
based
Yep yep mom's the real monster in this story just like Frankenstein
@@madmachanicest9955 Frankenstein but the creator is the villian instead of the actual monster
@@kyrohowe3156 the creator is Frankenstein
"If your giant shapeshifting pet crow started terrorizing your neighbourhood, what whould you do?"
I'd get a plage-doctor costume, spice it up with some black feathers, and become the world's first supervillain.
Sounds good
Honestly, I would try that too.
I think we already had a supervillain. Do you know about the tiny mustache guy?
The second the egg started growing I'm making a omelette
@@johnsmith-oh9is villain?
This was a surprisingly well-made family drama with a little coat of horror paint on top. Excellent practical effects, too. Worth a watch if you need something other than teenagers getting killed in the woods by a slasher villain.
anything is better than this shit.
Looks decent.
wtf are u on about, this was horrible lmao
Just appreciate that you actually watched unlike a lot of these 0 attention span zoomers
Crows are my favorite animals. And now that I know they can do this, I have all the more respect for them.
Screw other people, me and bird bro are chilling at my apartment, and there are plenty of homeless crackheads for it to hunt at night, and nobody's gonna notice the homeless people missing
@@TommieTheCommie You mean.. "crew" other people!
@@ambinintsoahasina heh heh heh heh
@@TommieTheCommie ay bro count me in to me and bird bro havin the time of our lives
this creature was basically like a fae version of a cuckoo. cuckoo birds will leave their eggs in the nests of other birds, letting said other birds raise the cuckoo chick (and oftentimes, the cuckoo chick will outcompete or straight up kill the parent bird's real babies) so... yeah. this wasn't a crow monster, it was a cuckoo monster.
Excellent comment
Lmao I was thinking changeling the entire time I saw its form shifting.
Yes exactly! And something else interesting about certain breeds of cuckoo birds, when they hatch they even physically look like the bird they were trying to fool. Which is probably where the concept of the bird starting to look like the daughter came from.
that was never an egg or bird, it was tinja's budding rebellion and coming of age
The bird is supposed to be a metaphor for her suppressed emotions, but man was it fun to see someone apply some logic to it all. 😄
You know I love the choice of using puppets it was definitely the move! That thing is utterly terrifying and yet all the more enjoyable because it’s not CGI’d beyond recognition.
I can't blame her for trying to save it. The only member of her family who hasn't wronged her throughout this entire movie is the psychotic bird girl.
I can blame her.
Srsly?!? You would rlly keep a killer bird which decapitated a dog and mutilated a 12 yo's hands who just started gymnastics. I will always blame stupid tinja.
Who hurt you?
@@Aalijah_Matyevna I the film isn't meant to be taken literally.
The moment it killed the dog…. It is a problem for her already 😅
as a Finnish, I can confirm we have crow pets like this. Also 18:28 this isn't uncommon in Finland at all
Oof
As a Swede, I can only say that we too birth our animal companions from mystical eggs found in the woods, and we too have kids walk home from school in the dark by themselves.
To anyone weirded out by that, its basically because in the winter it is dark out at 15:00 in the South, and almost 24/7 in winter so it really cant be avoided.^^
@@himedo1512 the Muslims are the ones doing all that
interesting
I love how he says "long dark forest road" too
Just a regular road
The boytoy was so used to seeing this girl's mom on all fours he just assumed when he caught Ali on all fours he assumed that it was natural.
😂😂😂😂😂
You’re sick
@@pa4o93ir49 ok mother Teresa.
Well, it's a good thing he wasn't a simp and just sEnt her packing...
What is wrong with you. Talking about catching a 12 year old "on all fours" and sexualizing a literal child. That's disgusting. Also your clunky worded comment was a chore to read.
This movie really pissed me off. For one, I heard about it a long time ago, and was waiting for it to come out for like 5 years. And when it finally does, its so painfully unsatisfying. The only evil person in the whole movie, the mom, is the one that gets a happy ending. This video barely even covers how abusive she is to her daughter. This video also glosses over the important fact that Ali (the monster) was only targeting the things that Tina herself hated. The dog kept Tina up at night with its barking, so the monster killed it. The other girl was going to get her spot in the gym competition, so the monster attacked her. And Tina hated the baby because it was getting the love from her mom that Tina wanted, so the monster tried to kill it. All the monster was doing, was getting the telepathic hate vibes Tina was sending it, and acting on those vibes. So it makes the ending all the worse, when its the mom that is actually the real monster, and she lives happily ever after.
Perhaps that’s why I was so disappointed in the ending as well, in fact, I already had 2 possible endings before the movie finished, and yet it was close to neither. I thought that one of the following would had been better:
1) Tinja realizes that her mom is the root of all her problems, and either gets Ali to kill/maim her, or straight up teams up with Ali while doing so
2) the mom, not realizing that there is a connection between Tinja and Ali, tries to kill Ali. However, when her knife sinks into Ali’s heart/neck/whatever, she finds to her horror that Tinja has suffered the same fatal wound, and now has to deal with the fact that she effectively killed her own daughter
Thanks god I didn't watch this on theater or Netflix cause it feels like a waste of money
@user-rq7zo4ef4l Well, the mom kills one of the kids, but she has a spare. Plus the spare is subservient. The mom had always wanted a slave, and now she has one. So for the mom the only thing thats changed, is now she has a daughter that wont fight back, or have their own identity, and do everything she says. Thats perfect for the mom.
Telepathic. you mean telepathic. Telekinesis is moving things with your mind.
Exactly what I felt. The entire movie long I was waiting for the horrible mother to finally get her comeuppance. Then they "team up" to fight the bird thing, which already felt weird and then the poor, constantly abused girl dies and the only family she ever got along with is now just a slave to the mom?
Why did the monster not just kill the mom right there? Why did we spend an entire movie rooting for a young girl to break free of parental abuse only for that kid to straight-up die and no consequences to come to the mother?
The fuck was the point of the movie? What was the message?
Compare this to something like "Megan" and you get similar themes, but an actually sensible story and fulfilling character arcs.
This is honestly just what 'family' channels are.
Yeah and the one untalented child
You should do 28 days later to complete the set. Also been watching you since day 1, so happy to see quality entertainment done by a guy that can talk about survival in an actually intelligent way. You’re literally my favorite TH-camr, well maybe tied with RussianBadger. Either way I’m glad you’re seeing so much success.
I'm pretty sure he already did 28 days later
Nevermind, he should do one for that
@@Birdleyyt He did the sequel
I love how Nerd's way to pronounce the name went from Tinja to Tiina. Both are Finnish girl names so nothing wrong there from that point of view, tho.
This isn’t an angry bird… it’s a mutant physiologic deranged crazy bird
a Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Crow Goon.
I prob wouldve gotten rid of the egg but bro imagine having something that could shapeshift and if you used positive and negative reinforcement right you could have the perfect weapon
I fell in love with your voice😂😂😂"sometimes mommy and daddy have grown up friends that they let grope them in the living room "😂😂😂😂lmao
I love your constant references, recently watched terrifier and thoroughly enjoyed it
These videos be having me rolling, his sense of humor is hilarious. Amazing job at making these videos.
12:34 How about the lady from the Resident Evil Netflix TV series keeping her zombified husband poorly tied up in the bathroom feeding him stray cats. Not to mention she sees absolutely nothing wrong with that.
I read this movies description a few weeks ago when i was looking for a good horror flick to watch, but because i didn't understand the description I passed on it.
Now seeing how to survive it, i totally want to watch it now.
Ah yes, the nerd explains effect.
22:13 I love how creative your insults are
I would say that the husband is very pathetic, but he’s just trying to put on a brave face and the acting shows that. You can easily tell with his expression and I think the actor did a fine job, looks on the verge of tears; poor dude.
Daughter: gets severe head trauma which causes immediate seizing
Mother: Applies more head trauma!
This is a weird movie but there is so much symbolism in it. Like the comparison between raising/nurturing someone when they need it most just for it to stab you in the back. It's interesting... but still hella weird either way.
Rather, the bird represents Tina herself as opposed to being a treacherous child. It only acts up from her emotional state, and attacks the dog, her brother, friend, and the baby when she feels jealousy/frustration towards them.
@@nathancaldwell5443 oooh i quite like that interpretation too. i love strange movies that can be interpreted different ways, love hearing your idea!
I heard someone say the bird more represents her adolescence. It's destructive and more reactive to negative emotions, like a teenager. The ending is Tinja's mother killing her childhood (oppressive training schedules, making her an emotional confidant for her infidelity, the overbearing vlogging) and what is left behind is an angry teenager ready to lash out because Tanja (through loving the bird) has begun to have more self worth.
@@nathancaldwell5443
So the bird is really her?
That's very cliche I prefer it without that metaphor
I mean the bird has showed her more affection than the rest of her family so i dont blame her that much for wanting to take care of it (?
nice video as always
@Nerd_Explains_give_awaybe fuckin forreal 💀
To bad she does not feed it properly
I like your edgy humor, always a good time when Nerd uploads
Ok
Preach brother
every episode there is a line that makes me crack up this time " gotta wonder if lil miss minca isn't legit hoping zapdos dosint rip someone's face off''
this is not the angry birds i remember
😂
Yeah... a lot more bloody...
Bro I was gonna comment this lol 😆 😂
Lol
yeah like why arent they red?
Just as I was thinking I couldn't like this man and his content anymore than this, I learn that he knows about Deep Rock Galactic??? My god this is really my favourite channel.
We can all agree that the biggest mistake is not watching Nerd explains
Gotta give that girl some credit, she is really good with emotions. I haven't seen it and haven't heard them speak, but she conveys a lot with facial expressions. Not her fault the movie is goofy as hell lol
Better title:
Short-bus Samus Aran raises Ridley with predictable results.
What I want to know: if, at the end, the crazy mom had fed her daughter's brain to the bird girl, would it have assimilated her memories and personality? (also would feeding it her heart first have made any difference)
As an owner of 4 budgies, I’d help the crow for sure, but the second it started mutating then it would be fodder for the kamikoto
I love how based you are compared to the other channels who cover similar content.
I kinda wish the hatchling turned out not to be bad at all, just an offspring dependent on their parent and "demanding" attention and care, and that it was the narcissistic pov of the girls mother, replicated by the girl as thats the only way she would know how to parent, that made it seem like a leaching beast destroying her life.
It would just have felt a little bit more...honest? Realistic?
But other than that I really like this odd creature feature.^^
To be fair, it is very much meant to represent her emotional state rather than an actual monster. Like, this thing IS Tina, it only attacks things that makes Tina upset in some way, and the death of Tina likely is a result of her becoming a hardened and hateful person due to her mother's treatment.
I thought the main story line was fine, but the ending was disappointing. I was hoping for either Tinja and/or Ali to end up murdering the mother in a glorious rage, thus finally unleashing Tinja’s emotions, or for Tinja’s mom to try to kill Ali, but only to find that since Ali and Tinja are the same person, the act of, say, stabbing Ali in the heart causes Tinja to die as well
@@伊紹菲 You keep repeating this garbage everywhere.
@@aliciabasir how many times exactly? Cause I swear I left 2 comments tops on this video.
->Cooks egg.
->Rolls credits.
Love how the comments seem to either go "wow the family are assholes" or go "YAY FREE FRIEND!!!!!" in reference to the crow
Call me a butterfinger, but if I found an egg that keeps ballooning past the 10% mark and glows like a radioactive nugget, I'd probably *accidentally* drop it in the path of an 18-wheeler.
Whenever there’s a zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, or serial killer on the loose, someone reminds me to call this guy
I love the amount of time he gave the bird nicknames
I don't know why the Zapdos, and Pidgetto joke of all things made me laugh out loud.
How to Beat every Pokemon?
You got the time stamps?
"bad bird! go in the time out cage"
*sad bird noises*
"sigh fine. one more crime just where a disguise this time."
*happy chirp*
I mean if feeding it some of my blood turned it into something that can talk literally follow me where ever I go has everything I have but stronger and shares my pain then I wouldn’t mind having one because if you wanted anyone to die you just think of it and the doppelgänger would just kill them it’s like a death note but bird edition.
You would have no control over it, and it would have your face so you would still get the blame
@@awkwardbound569 fair if someone saw it i’d get raided by the fbi
The real horror was the display of "human" behaviour all along
Me: *saves birb egg*
The birb: *dose what the birb did in video*
Me: I should have left you on that street where I found you
I’m more scared by how people get these ideas rather than the movies itself
Lesson of the day, Nerds: “respect your parents just because they’re your parents” is a load of shit. Having parents like Tinja’s very much warrants calling in Sgt. Garrick and the boys and… Clean House
X-COM by way of child protection services.
I like it.
No, not the SCP foundation, they'd liquidate her and feed her to the thing.
I almost feel like she wanted to have the little bird to be happy when she isn’t
Having this as some unofficial relative to Mustakrakish would be pretty brutal... this does make a good premise for a metal song Nathan would do
I love this channel my guy, Blessings from Scotland. 🙏🏴✌️
In a less toxic environment I wonder if the Creature could've been raised into a decent Twin.
I love your videos they makee feel good if something bad broke out
bro 🤨📸
I’ve been sick and I’ve been bingeing all your vids and I’m so happy to see you just posted so I have something to watch because I finished all your other how to beats 😊
Get well soon.
I end up rooting for natural selection when the protagonists eat paint chips
The answer is almost always fire. If there is something alien that is clearly not from this world it is known as tinder
Just wanted to say I love your videos my favorite is as above so below
God damn can I just say the fathers gonna be the most spineless man ever
I’m trying to figure out exactly when he made the switch to be more humorous. The Faculty, Home Alone, Halloween Ends have all been hilarious. On the other hand, Saw and Wrong Turn have been far more straightforward.
@@an-animal-lover yea like his older ones he was actually going on about how to survive
Yes!! I’ve been waiting for this one!! 🎉🎉❤❤
Bruh I actually thought we were about to go into The Morhpology of Terrence from Angry Birds LMAO
now thats a monster design! finnaly something iv not seen before, welldone! dont know how good or bad the movie is yet but damn well done on the creature!
Oh, cool. A set of ultra sharp Gucci knives as a gift? My nephew’s gonna love em. Little Micheal just turned 6yo. If he practice he can be a great cook for his older sister he loves so much…
1:38
This is the time when the Doom music kicked in.
if you're child wants a picture book then you hand them some of Junji Ito's works
when @NerdExplains talks about Simo Haïha aka *The White Death* you know that he's cultured
30:00
after a 12 year old girl, the competitor of your obsessive wife, I mean; of your daughter is found slashed up, your wife rejoices in taking the now needed daughter on a trip to stay at a 'friend'. Your sociopathic wife then returned from her... "Business" weekend covered in blood, is now seal-team-6ing through the house with the daughter, both in full stepford mode. She then starts whispering about hunting something evil looking like said daughter while both are brandishing the biggest knives that are in the house.
It would take a very brave, strong and stupid man to not just nod and back away.
At that point the only question is: bat, molotov or holy water? Cuz best case scenario, divorce is no longer required to get the house, I mean; full custody of the kids.
Lmao at the deep rock galactic reference I'm hooked on that game
Wait, did the monster not leave behind tons of giant egg shards and fluids when it hatched and walked around? How did the dad miss all that?
the dad thought it was her period. no i'm not joking.
Eggburt got me 😂💀
The Dethklok cameo was unsuspected and delightfu🖤
I kow humans are stupid but she makes us look bad and she brings stupidity on a whole another level💀
Great vid! That was a freaky little beast. So stupid of the girl to step in the way, but with how the characters behaved it was power for the course.
She could have made an enormous omelette with that egg! She missed out :(
Going into the finnish forest, that girl never heard of any folklore creatures, tell any finnish story that tacks place in the forest and I'll bet you're gonna piss your pants.
7:54 Ahh a man of culture I see, Rock and Stone brother!
i do, i cook my own meals from fillet min yon with seasoned olive oil and himalaian salt grilled over open fire till medium rare properly sprinkled with the finest omaha seasoning to fish with the classic basting of red wine vinegar and lemon, before seasoned with pepper. I have a whole cullinary skill set, as any proper man should
A real man can cook 💪😤
this is the movie i will to my kids in order to tell them why u should inform your parents about everything
Damn fresh Nerd explains
honestly, I think hatching that bird is a great idea! It is like infinite power, + you can use it to fuck up people and actually have a body clone that you love and loves you back
My logic:
Teach it to become the best serial killer in the world. And teach it to play video games.
Hitman 4
My favourite TH-camr ❤
13:53 what makes you think she cares about these people?
the angry birds changed alot since i played it
At least this has a more unique premise than Thankskilling.
What's the story there?
@@lazarus8018 Inexplicably immortal talking turkey goes around killing people for revenge of the first Thanksgiving with the production values of Birdemic.
Yes as a Finn I agree Häyha would just walk in and no scope this pigeon for finland!!!!🇫🇮
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How haven’t you done the Alien series yet? That seems like it’d be high quality content!
Lauri Torni mentioned. Soldier of 3 Armies!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally just watched Christmas Vacation before watching this vid. That was a funny coincidence.
The random ‘Simple Jack’ reference !!! 🤣 // LOVE your work, Nerd!
Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution. I am asking for the sixth time and will continue asking.
Tina? is that how its spelled? anyways I feel she's the real victim here. She was forced into gymnastics and tried to rescue a evil crow.
The turkeys got tired of being put on tables
Fun bit your recommendation for childhood bedtime stories. Apparently a younger me loved the movie Alien when my mom was scared.
Was not expecting a DRG reference. Rock an Stone Nerd Explains!
Those are some.
Angry birds.
I literally just finished watching this.
the real villian was family vloggers