@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 tardigrade are ok bc any who knows about tardigrades already know they’d survive! Those little water bears are immortal and can even survive the vacuum of space!!!
@@cloutmastermemes2007 tardigrades aren't immortal they are just extremophiles, they can build a shell around themselves and dont need to breathe for weeks at a time
Brett is honestly the smartest character in this movie he hauled ass the moment the thing showed itself to be alive. Reasonable response cause he wasn't sure what it was, or if it was dangerous.
So the smartest person in the whole video was the kid that run away, probably his subscribe To Nerd Explains , he saw that and thought "Time to go", the prove is ,that is the only person to survive along side the protagonist.
The only thing is it makes me wonder why he wasn't hypnotized staring at its eyes, surely it would attempt to put him in a trance rather than simply scream as self defense. Perhaps it only works on fertile women?
@@P.Subaeruginosa On that note I'm guessing he was lucky he met it 1 day before the little monster got fed and i guess evolved strong enough for his mind tricks to actually start working. That and it shows the kid had bigger brain cells harder to control that the 3 bimbos combined. As Jedais say there mind tricks work especially well on the weak minded first.
While stupid, I think the final girl was trying to avoid eye contact with her friends in case she would get taken over like the alien managed multiple times. (She averts her eyes every single time her friends look her way post-pregnancy)
Charlotte is the worst type of person in a scenario like this. “Oh, the poopy turtle raccoon tore your arm off? We still must protect the clearly threat to humanity because it was just protecting itself!”
If it fell from space, that mass would be enough to obliterate the pool, house and everything in 20m radius from impact due insane speed it would hit, yet the impact in the pool was as if the alien was dropped thrown from two meter height.
I definitely understand that. Most people use financial limitations to explain why they don't hang out in mansions. I feel like we should all be honest with ourselves and admit that aliens are the true cause.
@@pooyaarsalany4299 Oh they do and since we live in a society where you don't live in constant fear of bears, they are most likely doing better than we ever could. Think about that, these three dumbasses are most likely doing better than us.
@@pooyaarsalany4299 considering the number of people that dash into traffic without looking and while not being at cross walks because “they have the right of way,” yes, these people do exist. In force. One bad disaster and most won’t survive for long unless they’re just super lucky. Remember, the really dumb warning labels exist because someone needed to be told that coffee is hot and that electricity and water are dangerous when mixed together.
@@winry2357 if they don’t get murdered if(when) they get hit by a car, then they can sue and make bank. If you’re poor and don’t care then it’s an option.
@@doomfan8603 question; does the standat of living make our retarded? if yes...what is ther to live for, i dont wanna fight bears and i dont wanna be with dumdum brainblown plebs
"How heavy can it possibly be?" My man, this is an alien. We don't know what the density is of this alien. Even if it's the size of a peanut, if it's dense enough, it'd be heavy
Well, in one scene they scooped it out with a pool net. Then later, they can't even drag it away on a tarp that I would assume would be easier to slide across the damn grass! I mean, COME ON! The drag on a pool net is worse than drag on grass with all 3 of them pulling it.
Another flaw with Charlotte's way to killing Heather and Deirdre was that when you're killing a human carrying an alien being, you need to, guess what, also kill the alien being. We can't exactly afford for this alien or another one to preform an emergency C-section, can we?
I wouldn't default to extermination right off the bat, for fear of kicking off a war with an alien species that humanity probably wouldn't win. Though I will say that any race smart enough to be able to travel to other planets, and doesn't have hostile intentions, would probably know better than to drop off immobile slug-bear abominations that can't communicate as ambassadors. But I would watch it like a hawk and the moment shit gets weird(er), it gets a full magazine.
@Abraham Johnathan when the best they can do is lay there so and only mentally enslave you with direct eye contact they aren't winning. Not without years of hiding and building up their forces.
Heh, I think this alien beat itself. At the end, we see dozens, if not hundreds, of these things falling to earth. Sounds pretty bad right? Well, there's a few things. The one in the movie was 'lucky' enough to fall into a pool with reasonable force. Considering we are shown they can be beaten to death, any of these landing on rocks or pavement are dead. If the rest are landing randomly instead of directed to land itself. a majority of them will land in oceans or lakes. We don't know if they can swim or breath in our water but considering how slowly it moves, it will either drown or get eaten by wildlife. All that is before it even interacts with a human. So most of us are mistrusting, there will be a lot of curiosity at first seeing this thing. (if it survives the fall) Most people would call animal control or the authorities. A few will get close enough pick it up and I'm positive a few scientists or governments would love to get their hands on them. To that end, it's a situation too public to ignore and the news and social media will absolutely tell us these came from the sky and you should call to have them removed (to be studied) Some may get mind blasted, some pregnancies will happen but as this movie showed, some people are immune/resistant to it and when the mutations start happening, the honeymoon period is over, mankind will eliminate them with extreme prejudice. The few remaining will be in test tubes in some lab somewhere. Maybe make some love potion out of it's brain or something, lol.
While this a very interestingly optimistic way to look at it, Another comment had pointed out the mind probe scene indicates that the offsprings come out of fish eggs and it takes *one day* to get for the girl's bellies to look like there're at full term pregnancy. Even if 99% of them died, if one succeeded then we're mostly screwed.
@@an-animal-lover Most people have an idea how youtube videos are made so yeah, that too. None of that is super hard work like op makes it out to be. It's almost disrespectful to people with actual hard jobs.
@@narukami597 I mean editing and is hard work if you put a lot of work into it and also have a life outside of TH-cam to maintain, im a twitch streamer and I work most of the time and it’s kinda hard to find a balance, he’s been dropping videos that are 30 mins+ back to back every other day damn near. Not saying it’s the hardest thing but he’s for sure a man of passion
Nerd explains is hands down the best how to beat TH-camr, has legit ways to beat whatever he’s doing the video over and has a good mix of comedy sprinkled in 🥶
@@narukami597 do you get paid to be the grammar police or is it mostly volunteer work? since we’re on the topic, only one of those commas was unnecessary. kinda like ur comment
I felt like giving channels I commented previously an update. Since my life fucking sucks, I am basically running away from my own family, without them knowing, so that I can move in with a kind roommate that will actually understand what I am going through. Even my own family doesn't understand me and it's sad. Honestly I've reached my breaking point. If things with the roommate go bad, it is 100% I will end up offing myself at this point.
@Ihate my life God loves you, and you need to love what he does. I know it’s hard, but if you kill your self I can assure you that you won’t be the only one affected. So many others could suffer or die because of you killing yourself. Keep moving forward in any direction man, I’ve never met you in my life but I want you to be happy.
When you asked who we think survives I thought Diedre, only because she’s the last one I see surviving this situation, yet these kinda movies love going with that angle for some reason.
@@pooyaarsalany4299 yeah, I see that now but I just wanted an early comment on the video. I guess I would survive because I don't get invited to these kind of parties tho
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@@mumflerfunperdink6670 I'm not from the US so the gun thing is out of the way for me. I guess it's for the better, since the lack of gun control in the US seems to be the cause for most of these movies.
The moral of the story is “if you see a creature and you have no Earthly idea what it is, either you kill it or you call someone else to kill it for you.”
"Yes, of course, and the resulting progeny was so malformed and grotesque, papa bear set it on fire and drop kicked it into the stratosphere." funniest sentence I've ever heard xD
I never know if you’re gonna slam the brakes into the ad and give me whiplash or pull into it so smoothly that I don’t notice I’m in an ad for 10 seconds
Personally I still would, being first to die is better than trying to survive the inevitable apocalypse in the worst case scenario, in the best case you save it from being detained by the government and when it makes it back to its "people" you get rewarded with something dope.
@@clyax113 Yeah she does make a few obvious errors, but she at least realizes most of them (even does Nerds job and calls herself out 🤣) and works to rectify them quickly. They did a great job in making her smarter than average (loved her like one paragraph backstory as to why lol) but still not super human. Not disagreeing just agreeing so I can talk about the movie more! Lol get this thread closer to the top.
The way he comes up with a different absolute firestorm of an insult to this to alien everyone other sentence had me laughing the entire fuckin' video XD
My vote is for blind raccoon. If Deirdre had only been allowed to whack E.T. without Charlotte objecting, it would've learned to _beeee goooood_ real fast
I feel like this is some metaphor for mothering instincts... but any old school mother would cut that thing into 50 pieces before you can blink, then make a stew.
I will have to disagree with the interplanetary pickup artists being defeated, they are squishy and killable but the protagonist is in no condition to hunt them alone nor is she smart enough to think about putting her tentacle-armed friend in the back of the sheriff's truck to corroborate her story upon reaching civilization. Even if she managed to not get thrown into arkham asylum and get the feds to large scale hunt the little goblins, the mind rape scene where the space mole rat explains his plane to her uses futage the leads to believe that they reproduce with something similar to fish eggs. That and how fast it took for the pregnant girls bellies to grow up means the all we need is one stupid ass scientist to keep one alive for studies or even worse some PETA shithead to smuggle one off of the grid and boom the world is fucked. ( Excuse the shitty grammar and spelling, writing on my phone )
Highly unlikely, if some dumbass girl can resist the mindfuck I'm willing to bet quite a few people do as well They are squishy as fuck, you can kill it with anything and the infected humans aren't much sturdier, in fact, they're weaker and slower and dumber Takes at least 2 days for the eggs to grow, it's not exactly hard to notice who has been considering the stomach size and general "acts like a fucking brick" Yeah this would fuck up society a bit but I would never call this an end of the world type thing, absolutely worst case scenario humans have to hole up in protected cities while leaving the flesh monsters to roam around in the wild Most likely case, shit goes down hard but humanity recovers after they get their shit together and realize a gun is all you need to take care of business
Ehh, you also need to factor in the time it takes for this species to grow to maturity. Its hard to tell how long that is for these creatures since the one we meet is obviously somewhere in the adolescent to adult period, but if its even a few days or weeks, I think we could track down any escapees or survivors in time and even if we can't, the moment one enters a major population zone to try and takeover it'll be hunted down along with however many of its brood we can find. I don't imagine that these creatures will be exceptionally successful at winning in large scale conflict, though they might do alright if they stick to rural areas- even then though, they'll have to contend with the few members of the population who can't be brainwashed (assuming its 1 and 3, that's a substantial number). Overall I'd give their odds of victory a 4/10, they COULD like you mentioned, but its doubtful. Even so, these things would be *horrific* and I'd be petrified for the rest of my life if I lived in a universe with them.
For all we know throwing sunglasses on makes their mind control worthless, and even if it didn’t there mind control is still ass enough that anyone could easily get past it if you know it exists, and then all they have is fast breeding, not exactly super hard to stop that. Although we still don’t know if the creature itself is a baby.
Havent watched whole video yet but im hoping neither the penguin, paralyed chipmunk, nor blind racoon survive. Also your the youtubers merch i have. Absolutely love your voice enough to rewatch every video even if im not watching
I mean honestly feel none of them should. Though one of them due to plot has to make it out, but much appreciated you put yourself through this trash for everyone.
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Not knowing about this movie, and after I read the title I just need to know what the 'Love Alien' is and what it means for our protagonist, btw I don't think any of them (or us for that matter) have a chance, considering how you described their personalities but I wish them (and us) luck
Right! What if that was just some irresponsible ecstasy alien coming down to show us a good time 🤣 Maybe he just didn't expect reproduction with another specie's would take lol. Honestly it was never actually violent. TBH I'm not sure if I would have ever been afraid of that thing, probably way to curious to live through something like this 🤣 Though I wouldn't have swaddled it with a bottle either. I'm more the anthropological "observation without interaction" type. Wonder if that Jedi mind trick would have worked through like window barriers and what it's range was?
all of nerd explains names for the alien 6:15 chicken fried armadillo 6:45 et's pet rat 6:47 distant cousin of manbearpig 8:11 rotten space junk stinking up the back yard 8:15 bundle of joy 9:00 armadillo monster 9:33 the thing 10:07 the gremlin 10:41 mystery meat 11:01 the blob 12:17 that thing that got kicked out of the muppets 12:43 mama flying toadbear's lost child 12:50 R.O.US. 13:33 flying rat bear 14:43 boo boo bear 15:03 old rufus 15:16 little hemorrhoid 15:37 300 lbs naked mole rat 15:48 precious ray of sunshine 16:02 disgusting lump 16:17 dog rat 16:47 space goblin 17:07 the runt 17:14 dobby 18:07 little house guest 19:09 demon from hell 19:26 mutant bear cub 19:37 the creature 19:50 baby sinclar 20:39 the monster 21:14 screeching rat bear monstrosity 21:55 sentient woodchuck 22:08 the baby 22:55 snuffles 23:12 master of ceremonies 23:33 awesome possum 23:52 tickle me elmo 24:37 mr bigglesworth 25:49 the care bear 26:55 the wombat 27:21 the rat beast 27:26 young casanova 29:30 gizmo 30:18 furbie 33:01 little love machine
I'M CRYING!!!!!! "Maybe for her birthday she fired a mutant bear cub out of a Howitzer." OK...back to watching this but that comment, and basically every zinger before that, I just can't 😭😭😭 breathe!
Huh, this creature survived the vacuum and temperature extremes of space as well as entry into Earth's atmosphere and collision with the ground... Should make a good pet
I think you neglected one very possible theory: can this thing maybe manipulate gravity to some capacity, even if it's only how strong the attraction to the heaviest nearby object (in this case, the Earth) is?
The nerds sense of humor and his observational commentary is cracking me up. Every line he says is making me laugh. His videos are getting funnier each time.
"I'm pretty sure that meteorites don't float, or leak." I mean there's porous enough rocks that can technically do both, but i doubt they'd have enough structural integrity to not fall apart during atmospheric entry. But yeah, rocks can float. Just... Not a lot of em.
if something falls from the sky that i cant recognize and still moves, nah man i aint sticking long enough to see what happens next. take few pics , tie/lock it up, take a transport and call authorities.
Its almost tiering to go back and watch some of your first videos, cause damn do these current videos look and sound damn fine, especially love the starting disclaimer along with the final review with survivor scores and if its beaten.
better than cinema summary. (now branded as just "how to beat") nerd explains: lets just leave. cinema summary: YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE DOWN HERE. (as he plots who goes in the oven first to make meals out of. for his own personal survival).
I love your more comedic videos but I was hoping you could sprinkle a bit of your more informative serious videos in every now and again. I don't prefer either but I absolutely love both of them and your content
Nerd Explains: @8:40 *"Deirdre found an ancient war stick we can use to stave off the Flood infection forms... What?!"* Every Halo Player after playing the Library mission in Halo CE: ... Bwahahaha! Oh wait you're serious?!
Bro you're easily becoming my favourite youtuber my new quote now is "Anything that falls from outer space and doesn't die cannot be trusted" that should be on a t-shirt though Rapid goat is gonna win
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Alien h***** boy
“Anything that falls from outer space and doesn’t die cannot be trusted”
needs to be on a T-shirts 😂
Lol can it have a tardigrade on it? 🤣
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 tardigrade are ok bc any who knows about tardigrades already know they’d survive! Those little water bears are immortal and can even survive the vacuum of space!!!
With the exception of Master chief, and Isaac Clark? I'm sure I'm missing a few. Then again, they're both crazy fux too, sooo... I may be wrong?
@@twitchforce6976 goku too lol
@@cloutmastermemes2007 tardigrades aren't immortal they are just extremophiles, they can build a shell around themselves and dont need to breathe for weeks at a time
It's hard to pick between "paralyzed chipmunk", "blind racoon", and "mortified penguin" out in the middle of a desert mansion.
"ET's pet rat" or "Manbearpig's cousin" For the Alien.
I’m thinking none. This seems like one of those
I say blind raccoon has the best chances
That or dragon city 😂😂
So many names to call the creature 🤣
Brett is honestly the smartest character in this movie he hauled ass the moment the thing showed itself to be alive. Reasonable response cause he wasn't sure what it was, or if it was dangerous.
Some good nope the fuck out of there before you git got instincts.
"...he had one good working eyeball." I LOL'D
@@NowonBeauty Me too
The definition of not being lost in the sauce. Man had his priorities correct.
Would have been nice if he'd at least called someone to come investigate though, instead of leaving the three stooges to their fate
So the smartest person in the whole video was the kid that run away, probably his subscribe To Nerd Explains , he saw that and thought "Time to go", the prove is ,that is the only person to survive along side the protagonist.
Glad to see his videos do have an impact on lives
Nerd Explains truly is a hero
Despite some criticism, especially for the kid in The Black Phone. Cuz sheeesh he murdered that kid with words alone.
The only thing is it makes me wonder why he wasn't hypnotized staring at its eyes, surely it would attempt to put him in a trance rather than simply scream as self defense. Perhaps it only works on fertile women?
@@P.Subaeruginosa On that note I'm guessing he was lucky he met it 1 day before the little monster got fed and i guess evolved strong enough for his mind tricks to actually start working. That and it shows the kid had bigger brain cells harder to control that the 3 bimbos combined. As Jedais say there mind tricks work especially well on the weak minded first.
While stupid, I think the final girl was trying to avoid eye contact with her friends in case she would get taken over like the alien managed multiple times. (She averts her eyes every single time her friends look her way post-pregnancy)
it was probably hard for her to see her friends that way also
Naw. She was just traumatized, similar to how we hid under the covers when we were afraid of the dark.
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I wouldn't even say barely. This is like covering a bomb crater with 1 ply toilet paper.
For real lol it almost feel like a very High budget porn
I think this movie is the result of the director of food fight attempting to write a horror flick…
@@gs4011 Absolutely love this metaphor
Charlotte is the worst type of person in a scenario like this.
“Oh, the poopy turtle raccoon tore your arm off? We still must protect the clearly threat to humanity because it was just protecting itself!”
Poopy turtle raccoon 🤣
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I’m still stuck on the fact that these 3 gals were apparently such good friends
me too, but too bad they had to lose themselves
If it fell from space, that mass would be enough to obliterate the pool, house and everything in 20m radius from impact due insane speed it would hit, yet the impact in the pool was as if the alien was dropped thrown from two meter height.
yea bc it can't destroy it for the "plot"
I think it'd be funny if the aliens parent just dropped it from the roof into the pool then left
Unlikely. Small ammount of mass and limited velocity bc of air resistance. Most likely just something like 50kj
"Things I don´t understand should be dead" is a primal human instinct that is only second to "Bad thing = me make fire"
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this is why i don't swim or go to mansions...aliens
I definitely understand that. Most people use financial limitations to explain why they don't hang out in mansions. I feel like we should all be honest with ourselves and admit that aliens are the true cause.
true this exact think happend to me 2 times so i learned from my mistakes now when a alien and he comes to me i burn it not hug it
Only aliens actually own either.. Pools or mansions
And poverty. Aliens and poverty
@user-yn2vx4vp4t nobody asked 😭
It’s hard to feel sympathetic for characters that act this aggressively dumb, ngl.
imma tell u this. such humans wont exist I'm pretty sure.
@@pooyaarsalany4299 Oh they do and since we live in a society where you don't live in constant fear of bears, they are most likely doing better than we ever could. Think about that, these three dumbasses are most likely doing better than us.
@@pooyaarsalany4299 considering the number of people that dash into traffic without looking and while not being at cross walks because “they have the right of way,” yes, these people do exist. In force. One bad disaster and most won’t survive for long unless they’re just super lucky. Remember, the really dumb warning labels exist because someone needed to be told that coffee is hot and that electricity and water are dangerous when mixed together.
@@winry2357 if they don’t get murdered if(when) they get hit by a car, then they can sue and make bank. If you’re poor and don’t care then it’s an option.
@@doomfan8603 question; does the standat of living make our retarded? if yes...what is ther to live for, i dont wanna fight bears and i dont wanna be with dumdum brainblown plebs
"How heavy can it possibly be?" My man, this is an alien. We don't know what the density is of this alien. Even if it's the size of a peanut, if it's dense enough, it'd be heavy
They can be more consistent then trash movie.
Seems to be somewhere between 10-350lbs
@@BWeManX 😭😭😭😭
Imagine it came from a small moon and immediately got crushed under its own weight on earth
Well, in one scene they scooped it out with a pool net. Then later, they can't even drag it away on a tarp that I would assume would be easier to slide across the damn grass! I mean, COME ON! The drag on a pool net is worse than drag on grass with all 3 of them pulling it.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a space monster invasion
Ironically, the Mojave also had a ROUS in one of the caves as part of the wild wasteland trait.
Another flaw with Charlotte's way to killing Heather and Deirdre was that when you're killing a human carrying an alien being, you need to, guess what, also kill the alien being. We can't exactly afford for this alien or another one to preform an emergency C-section, can we?
It figures the character most at blame for this is the one that survives it.
ikr she should've been the first one brainwashed and impregnated
I still can't believe E.T would do this.
*NO E.T. I DONT WANT TO PHONE HOME ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOO*
@@amoose8439 E.T. WANT BOOOOONE
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I wouldn't default to extermination right off the bat, for fear of kicking off a war with an alien species that humanity probably wouldn't win. Though I will say that any race smart enough to be able to travel to other planets, and doesn't have hostile intentions, would probably know better than to drop off immobile slug-bear abominations that can't communicate as ambassadors.
But I would watch it like a hawk and the moment shit gets weird(er), it gets a full magazine.
If they’re sending these things in, wars already started
@@galacticalliance4801 That is a fair point.
@Abraham Johnathan when the best they can do is lay there so and only mentally enslave you with direct eye contact they aren't winning. Not without years of hiding and building up their forces.
Heh, I think this alien beat itself. At the end, we see dozens, if not hundreds, of these things falling to earth. Sounds pretty bad right? Well, there's a few things. The one in the movie was 'lucky' enough to fall into a pool with reasonable force. Considering we are shown they can be beaten to death, any of these landing on rocks or pavement are dead. If the rest are landing randomly instead of directed to land itself. a majority of them will land in oceans or lakes. We don't know if they can swim or breath in our water but considering how slowly it moves, it will either drown or get eaten by wildlife. All that is before it even interacts with a human.
So most of us are mistrusting, there will be a lot of curiosity at first seeing this thing. (if it survives the fall) Most people would call animal control or the authorities. A few will get close enough pick it up and I'm positive a few scientists or governments would love to get their hands on them. To that end, it's a situation too public to ignore and the news and social media will absolutely tell us these came from the sky and you should call to have them removed (to be studied) Some may get mind blasted, some pregnancies will happen but as this movie showed, some people are immune/resistant to it and when the mutations start happening, the honeymoon period is over, mankind will eliminate them with extreme prejudice. The few remaining will be in test tubes in some lab somewhere. Maybe make some love potion out of it's brain or something, lol.
That is...
Quite realistic.
But what if their mind control works better on animals?
My biggest concern is if they can just impregnate other mammals, in such case we may be fucked
Well you know what they say “ready the flamer and burn the Xeno”
While this a very interestingly optimistic way to look at it, Another comment had pointed out the mind probe scene indicates that the offsprings come out of fish eggs and it takes *one day* to get for the girl's bellies to look like there're at full term pregnancy. Even if 99% of them died, if one succeeded then we're mostly screwed.
You give humans too much credit. 😂
Moral of the story - suffer no xeno to live. Purge it with flame.
Sometimes the Ecclesiarchy are just right.
The emperor protects
Rip and tear?
Ah a salamander fan. Nice.
for the Imperium! for the Emperor!
The amount of hard work and dedication you’ve been putting in these videos consistently is crazy, me and my brother love watching your vids.
I love this channel but don't call making fun of and summarizing movies hard work lmao
@@an-animal-lover don't forget research and recording!
@@an-animal-lover Most people have an idea how youtube videos are made so yeah, that too. None of that is super hard work like op makes it out to be. It's almost disrespectful to people with actual hard jobs.
@@narukami597 Depends on the type of video, like if its a documentary or explains previous historical events
@@narukami597 I mean editing and is hard work if you put a lot of work into it and also have a life outside of TH-cam to maintain, im a twitch streamer and I work most of the time and it’s kinda hard to find a balance, he’s been dropping videos that are 30 mins+ back to back every other day damn near. Not saying it’s the hardest thing but he’s for sure a man of passion
I love the "old Nerd Explains" videos and I like that you're starting to do different genres👍
He usually does horror. I'm guessing this was sort of horror (or was this porn flick?).
"Unfortunately running over pregnant women voids the warranty on most recreational vehicles" 😂🤣😅
Nerd explains is hands down the best how to beat TH-camr, has legit ways to beat whatever he’s doing the video over and has a good mix of comedy sprinkled in 🥶
this commentary is always SO impossible not to laugh at! cracks me up every minute of every video, lol. stay awesome, man 😂
bruh you take the time to add unimportant commas but dont pay attention to upper-lower case
@@narukami597 do you get paid to be the grammar police or is it mostly volunteer work? since we’re on the topic, only one of those commas was unnecessary. kinda like ur comment
@@szymon200000 you misjudged the tone of my comment. I was poking fun in light hearted manner. Not unnecessary btw. Unimportant.
@@narukami597 ope u right, I see it now. sorry, and have a good day!
@@szymon200000 Its hard to tell tone from written text. Have a good one.
Charlotte is the kind of bleeding heart who, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, would become a zombie-rights advocate.
I felt like giving channels I commented previously an update.
Since my life fucking sucks, I am basically running away from my own family, without them knowing, so that I can move in with a kind roommate that will actually understand what I am going through. Even my own family doesn't understand me and it's sad.
Honestly I've reached my breaking point. If things with the roommate go bad, it is 100% I will end up offing myself at this point.
she seems like the type
@@ihatemylife3956 you do you
@Ihate my life
God loves you, and you need to love what he does. I know it’s hard, but if you kill your self I can assure you that you won’t be the only one affected. So many others could suffer or die because of you killing yourself.
Keep moving forward in any direction man, I’ve never met you in my life but I want you to be happy.
@@ihatemylife3956 go ahead
Damn Nerd Explains is pumping this quality content out every two to three days, compare to the original, once a week.
True, man’s on some 15 hr energy drink or smth
When you asked who we think survives I thought Diedre, only because she’s the last one I see surviving this situation, yet these kinda movies love going with that angle for some reason.
“Telepathic pick up lines” damn,they sound cool.
I don’t need to embarrass myself.
Honestly whenever I see these kind of survival movies I just kind of assume I would die because of a lack of plot armor
bro you don't need plot armor to survive this . you need common sense.
@@pooyaarsalany4299 yeah, I see that now but I just wanted an early comment on the video. I guess I would survive because I don't get invited to these kind of parties tho
+Raúl - Before you appear in any movie like this one, get in touch with me. For only $10.99, you can have a 3-inch thick, bulletproof plot armor. Add $4.99 for additional ballistic plating and a complimentary mini grenade launcher to blow the bad guy(s) to Kingdom Come!
Dude common sense and a gun/force multiplier and you'd be golden 80 to 90 percent of the time
@@mumflerfunperdink6670 I'm not from the US so the gun thing is out of the way for me. I guess it's for the better, since the lack of gun control in the US seems to be the cause for most of these movies.
15:55
"Actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
i see we both attended this movie pitch. i was thinking the exact same line lol.
Really enjoy characters being rated for their survival animals.
I love your use of vocabulary in all of ur vids, I also love your very smoother transitions into your adds. Keep up the great work
"until we can get Mike Rowe to haul it off to tyson foods"
Nerd Explains -2022
Scary part is they'd probably be happy to toss it in with the "chicken" nuggets
The best way to beat the turtle creature is to drink with plastic straws.
The moral of the story is “if you see a creature and you have no Earthly idea what it is, either you kill it or you call someone else to kill it for you.”
"Yes, of course, and the resulting progeny was so malformed and grotesque, papa bear set it on fire and drop kicked it into the stratosphere."
funniest sentence I've ever heard xD
While the commentary itself was great and hilarious, the captions in specific moments got me in tears, whoever made them deserves a frickin price.
I never know if you’re gonna slam the brakes into the ad and give me whiplash or pull into it so smoothly that I don’t notice I’m in an ad for 10 seconds
I think the real moral of the story is to not mess with aliens that fall out of the sky
Personally I still would, being first to die is better than trying to survive the inevitable apocalypse in the worst case scenario, in the best case you save it from being detained by the government and when it makes it back to its "people" you get rewarded with something dope.
God I love nerd explains such a good time to pass time
Who else wants to see Nerd Explains cover You’re Next? I wanna see what he thinks of Erin 😂
I’m not the only one!
Vote Yay! One of my favorites! For once the final player in game gets there by making *mostly* smart decisions instead of just plot armor!
I would love Nerd Explains to review Erin in You're Next. Maybe he'll like her, or maybe he'll point out flaws we haven't thought of yet.
@@clyax113 Yeah she does make a few obvious errors, but she at least realizes most of them (even does Nerds job and calls herself out 🤣) and works to rectify them quickly. They did a great job in making her smarter than average (loved her like one paragraph backstory as to why lol) but still not super human.
Not disagreeing just agreeing so I can talk about the movie more! Lol get this thread closer to the top.
I spit my drink laughing at the disclaimer screen. Thanks Nerd! I always enjoy your how to beat videos. Have a good one man.
"papa bear set it on fire and kicked it into the stratosphere"... im hearing this at work and almost cracked
I so badly need more of these assessment scores
The way he comes up with a different absolute firestorm of an insult to this to alien everyone other sentence had me laughing the entire fuckin' video XD
My vote is for blind raccoon. If Deirdre had only been allowed to whack E.T. without Charlotte objecting, it would've learned to _beeee goooood_ real fast
I feel like this is some metaphor for mothering instincts... but any old school mother would cut that thing into 50 pieces before you can blink, then make a stew.
I will have to disagree with the interplanetary pickup artists being defeated, they are squishy and killable but the protagonist is in no condition to hunt them alone nor is she smart enough to think about putting her tentacle-armed friend in the back of the sheriff's truck to corroborate her story upon reaching civilization.
Even if she managed to not get thrown into arkham asylum and get the feds to large scale hunt the little goblins, the mind rape scene where the space mole rat explains his plane to her uses futage the leads to believe that they reproduce with something similar to fish eggs.
That and how fast it took for the pregnant girls bellies to grow up means the all we need is one stupid ass scientist to keep one alive for studies or even worse some PETA shithead to smuggle one off of the grid and boom the world is fucked.
( Excuse the shitty grammar and spelling, writing on my phone )
Highly unlikely, if some dumbass girl can resist the mindfuck I'm willing to bet quite a few people do as well
They are squishy as fuck, you can kill it with anything and the infected humans aren't much sturdier, in fact, they're weaker and slower and dumber
Takes at least 2 days for the eggs to grow, it's not exactly hard to notice who has been considering the stomach size and general "acts like a fucking brick"
Yeah this would fuck up society a bit but I would never call this an end of the world type thing, absolutely worst case scenario humans have to hole up in protected cities while leaving the flesh monsters to roam around in the wild
Most likely case, shit goes down hard but humanity recovers after they get their shit together and realize a gun is all you need to take care of business
as we learned in 28 days later, PETA is going to doom humanity one way or another.
it is... scarily high odds happening
Ehh, you also need to factor in the time it takes for this species to grow to maturity. Its hard to tell how long that is for these creatures since the one we meet is obviously somewhere in the adolescent to adult period, but if its even a few days or weeks, I think we could track down any escapees or survivors in time and even if we can't, the moment one enters a major population zone to try and takeover it'll be hunted down along with however many of its brood we can find. I don't imagine that these creatures will be exceptionally successful at winning in large scale conflict, though they might do alright if they stick to rural areas- even then though, they'll have to contend with the few members of the population who can't be brainwashed (assuming its 1 and 3, that's a substantial number). Overall I'd give their odds of victory a 4/10, they COULD like you mentioned, but its doubtful.
Even so, these things would be *horrific* and I'd be petrified for the rest of my life if I lived in a universe with them.
For all we know throwing sunglasses on makes their mind control worthless, and even if it didn’t there mind control is still ass enough that anyone could easily get past it if you know it exists, and then all they have is fast breeding, not exactly super hard to stop that. Although we still don’t know if the creature itself is a baby.
One of the most simple yet disturbing movies I've ever seen on this channel. This monster would've been dead the second I saw it twitch. Subscribed!
Get the gun out and “Talk about the rabbits” had me dying
Prediction: Chipmunk in Headlights wins. At least it's a valid fight or flight response.
Havent watched whole video yet but im hoping neither the penguin, paralyed chipmunk, nor blind racoon survive. Also your the youtubers merch i have. Absolutely love your voice enough to rewatch every video even if im not watching
Since the thing did fall from space, I don’t think a Molotovcocktail would do the trick
No....
But it's worth a shot
Always a good day when cinema summary and nerd explains upload
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mortified penguin sounds like a really badly named first level boss
Or a Yu-Gi-Oh card
@@Puppies03b3eleyySnowflakes lol
I mean honestly feel none of them should. Though one of them due to plot has to make it out, but much appreciated you put yourself through this trash for everyone.
5:07 Some rocks CAN actually float in water. A prime example of a boyant rock would be Pummice.
But he didn't say "rock." He said ""meteorite."
@@NowonBeauty yeah, any low density rock would burn away on entry leaving only dense rock and metals
Perfect. Just Perfect. This is at the same level as the Crazies in my opinion.
How many south park references do you want?
Nerd explains: YES
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28:07 South park AL gore reference!!!! This is why I love this channel 🤣
Not knowing about this movie, and after I read the title I just need to know what the 'Love Alien' is and what it means for our protagonist, btw I don't think any of them (or us for that matter) have a chance, considering how you described their personalities but I wish them (and us) luck
Time to throw up the Roanoke gaming bat signal then
All they had to do was get the heck out or terminating the alien from the jump.
All they had to do was get the heck out or terminating the alien from the jump.
Right! What if that was just some irresponsible ecstasy alien coming down to show us a good time 🤣 Maybe he just didn't expect reproduction with another specie's would take lol. Honestly it was never actually violent. TBH I'm not sure if I would have ever been afraid of that thing, probably way to curious to live through something like this 🤣 Though I wouldn't have swaddled it with a bottle either. I'm more the anthropological "observation without interaction" type. Wonder if that Jedi mind trick would have worked through like window barriers and what it's range was?
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 doesn’t matter burn it
Oh my god!!! another great video man, and the amount of roast and smoke you incorperated into this video had me DYING
I like how you referenced chicxulub which if you don’t know is the event of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
I would absolutely survive this scenario, I have literally said out loud, "I've seen this movie before." and left.
“To Netflix&Chill with you” killed me 😂
Haven’t finished the video yet but I’m definitely going with “Mortified Penguin” she has the last girl in horror movie vibes written all over her!!
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all of nerd explains names for the alien
6:15 chicken fried armadillo
6:45 et's pet rat
6:47 distant cousin of manbearpig
8:11 rotten space junk stinking up the back yard
8:15 bundle of joy
9:00 armadillo monster
9:33 the thing
10:07 the gremlin
10:41 mystery meat
11:01 the blob
12:17 that thing that got kicked out of the muppets
12:43 mama flying toadbear's lost child
12:50 R.O.US.
13:33 flying rat bear
14:43 boo boo bear
15:03 old rufus
15:16 little hemorrhoid
15:37 300 lbs naked mole rat
15:48 precious ray of sunshine
16:02 disgusting lump
16:17 dog rat
16:47 space goblin
17:07 the runt
17:14 dobby
18:07 little house guest
19:09 demon from hell
19:26 mutant bear cub
19:37 the creature
19:50 baby sinclar
20:39 the monster
21:14 screeching rat bear monstrosity
21:55 sentient woodchuck
22:08 the baby
22:55 snuffles
23:12 master of ceremonies
23:33 awesome possum
23:52 tickle me elmo
24:37 mr bigglesworth
25:49 the care bear
26:55 the wombat
27:21 the rat beast
27:26 young casanova
29:30 gizmo
30:18 furbie
33:01 little love machine
I'M CRYING!!!!!! "Maybe for her birthday she fired a mutant bear cub out of a Howitzer." OK...back to watching this but that comment, and basically every zinger before that, I just can't 😭😭😭 breathe!
Huh, this creature survived the vacuum and temperature extremes of space as well as entry into Earth's atmosphere and collision with the ground...
Should make a good pet
let's be honest, burning this thing would not work
if it can withstand entry into the atmosphere it can withstand some gasoline and flames
Gotta love checking TH-cam and seeing nerd posted
@nerdexplains whoever is your dialogue writer give him a raise
For this video, it is Martin Now...he is effing HILARIOUS. Martin writes all the super funny, sarcastic ones. 👍😂
I think you neglected one very possible theory: can this thing maybe manipulate gravity to some capacity, even if it's only how strong the attraction to the heaviest nearby object (in this case, the Earth) is?
The nerds sense of humor and his observational commentary is cracking me up. Every line he says is making me laugh. His videos are getting funnier each time.
TOTALLY AGREE! This one had me rolling 😂
The comment: half of them will be eaten from coyotese before they get the chance to download tinder had me dyingggg
To think our entire species fate could be at the whim of 3 airheads, that is the tru horror.
_"Its going to be the greatest meteor shower since Chicxulub"_
😂 I'm stealing that.
I can’t stop laughing at all the names he calls that alien rat baby 😭
14:12 "I like where your head is at, except think bigger.," 🤣 that joke wrote itself. 😆
What distresses me is to see that human genius has limitations, and human stupidity has none.-A. Dumas, fils.
2:34 Just gonna guess the most obnoxious one is going to live. Almost always happens.
Movie happens in the Mojave Desert:
*sigh*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
"I'm pretty sure that meteorites don't float, or leak."
I mean there's porous enough rocks that can technically do both, but i doubt they'd have enough structural integrity to not fall apart during atmospheric entry.
But yeah, rocks can float.
Just... Not a lot of em.
I love nerd explain's vids hes funny asf 🤣
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"Anything that falls from outspace that doesn't die cannot be trusted"
Nerd Explains will be back will more facts
if something falls from the sky that i cant recognize and still moves, nah man i aint sticking long enough to see what happens next. take few pics , tie/lock it up, take a transport and call authorities.
Just a kiss for weird unidentifiable dead animal removal? I'd require at least bareback for that.
Its almost tiering to go back and watch some of your first videos, cause damn do these current videos look and sound damn fine, especially love the starting disclaimer along with the final review with survivor scores and if its beaten.
"Maybe split up while you're at it," That sir, was hilarious 😂
It would either be really good or really bad to be stuck with you in these type of situations
You will be eaten
better than cinema summary. (now branded as just "how to beat")
nerd explains: lets just leave.
cinema summary: YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE DOWN HERE. (as he plots who goes in the oven first to make meals out of. for his own personal survival).
"Gizmo hits the panic button and summons his pregosaurs"
"Unfortunately, running over pregnant women voids the warranty of most recreational vehicles"
I love your more comedic videos but I was hoping you could sprinkle a bit of your more informative serious videos in every now and again. I don't prefer either but I absolutely love both of them and your content
Nerd Explains: @8:40 *"Deirdre found an ancient war stick we can use to stave off the Flood infection forms... What?!"*
Every Halo Player after playing the Library mission in Halo CE: ... Bwahahaha! Oh wait you're serious?!
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Bro you're easily becoming my favourite youtuber my new quote now is
"Anything that falls from outer space and doesn't die cannot be trusted" that should be on a t-shirt though
Rapid goat is gonna win
"ofcourse let's hurdle around it with our mouths wide open"😂😂😂😂
Love the disclaimer at the beginning. Especially the end. XD