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  • @Ashamedofmyself
    @Ashamedofmyself 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2740

    Honestly the last thing I'd want to hear from a soldier is "I dropped my grenade.... somewhere over there"

    • @eliseregans1193
      @eliseregans1193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Daan K ik because he could have easily killed a teamate

    • @Pointtostones
      @Pointtostones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ever pull the pin from a grenade? It's not going to accidentally go off.

    • @ceeman100
      @ceeman100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tharp1994 dummy grenades still blow up

    • @1-chef-875
      @1-chef-875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOU DID WHAT PRIVATE!!!...DID YOU DROP OFF YOUR RESEGNATION LETTER TOO?

    • @1-chef-875
      @1-chef-875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you didn't drop the grenade then why would it be directed towards you, you answered your own question right? 😂🤣 I dont like drama and that's what you want so you have a good one sir/mam hahah

  • @emersontrench1354
    @emersontrench1354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "If you call me Sergant again I will destroy you" xDD

    • @JimHawking-
      @JimHawking- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You know you’re fucked when the DS is talking, not yelling.

    • @Terracecasualx5
      @Terracecasualx5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Jim Hawking and it scares the shit out of you because you know......

    • @cheaterfeet331
      @cheaterfeet331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JimHawking- he probably got away with that excuse tho he definetly lost respect.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Box Of yeet sergeant.
      Or, in this instance, "I was performing PMCS on my eyelids, ensuring there were no leaks, Drill Sergeant!".

    • @jaydenlaird1103
      @jaydenlaird1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He got caught slipping

  • @yankee1985524
    @yankee1985524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    "I had my eye's closed but was not sleeping Drill Sargent"... That private was murdered after that.

  • @friendofcoal
    @friendofcoal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    @5:03 The first word out of that Private's mouth should've been "Amen"......

    • @cheyennemathews2555
      @cheyennemathews2555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      friendofcoal I know right

    • @micheals766
      @micheals766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ROFL still wouldnt have saved him cause DS got his weapon. xD

    • @deadedrounding2886
      @deadedrounding2886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right !! This guy got smoked to death !!! Edit .Honsetly he may be dead lmao plus DS had his weapon like some one else said . And he lied fucking smoked !!hah

    • @meyou4681
      @meyou4681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha if only I could think that fast

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@micheals766 This is why you sleep with your sling still around your body so you get woken up if someone tries to take your gun. 200 IQ moves.

  • @drewsherk8185
    @drewsherk8185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    "I dwopped my gwnade ova der somwye" died in the first video lol

    • @timezone107740
      @timezone107740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Drew Sherk I knowx) he just looked up like a sad dog

    • @MrBommelicous
      @MrBommelicous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Seananigans he was thinking, damn i fucked up bad

    • @mumzly1
      @mumzly1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If you look close you can see the exact moment shit touched cloth. Dummy is beyond fucked.

    • @bobbob5007
      @bobbob5007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Drew Sherk he had that dissapointed face lmao

    • @timothycrockett8329
      @timothycrockett8329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mustard Fart fuck you

  • @LordStarbeard
    @LordStarbeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    A moment of silence for those three fallen Humvees :)

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Three murdered Hummers. The NCO responsible didn't have a very long career, as he intentionally sabotaged the load so that they'd fall. Something about willful destruction of US government property.

    • @srtshaun2702
      @srtshaun2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lukas Holy hums amazing grace*

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spvillano dude the whole chain of command had short careers!

    • @Y3wHadM3AtHal0
      @Y3wHadM3AtHal0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A moment of silence for those dudes' nads lol

  • @grrtacos71
    @grrtacos71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    you know your in hell when you get woken up by you DS in field training

    • @fallcaribou1721
      @fallcaribou1721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      psp is better

    • @infinite5798
      @infinite5798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fall Caribou I hope your joking

    • @rathgaras
      @rathgaras 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      InquisitorEkim lmao

    • @TheMushez
      @TheMushez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I can't stop laughing at this. The poor kid is slowly waking up realising the hell-fire that is about to ensue. Pretty scary seeing a soldier sleeping on post though.

    • @wesperkins290
      @wesperkins290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And worse lies after the ds gave him 2 outs

  • @pandaland1
    @pandaland1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    The army is like that rich kid in school that always has the new toys and breaks them and laughs lol

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      because the only way to get new shit is to break the old stuff many of our M2 machine guns date back to world war 2 and one of my friends was once issued a M16a1 from the Vietnam war... most of the funding goes to the Navy and Airforce...

    • @pranavkombe2201
      @pranavkombe2201 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      pandaland1 nice one 😁

    • @codinginzen8793
      @codinginzen8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@happyjohn354 i hadba ww2 mod deuce. Fell off the back of a truck and threw that shit to the ground so it wouldn't fuck my face up. The fucking timing was still fine. Ended upnwoth knee surgery from that 2 years of running on it later

    • @neverbrokeagain3866
      @neverbrokeagain3866 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol righ?

    • @douglassinclaire9968
      @douglassinclaire9968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We never get new stuff..u must be thinking about the bluebirds

  • @huechang7101
    @huechang7101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    5:36 When Drill Sgt. is calm, you know you fucked up big time!

    • @xaderalert
      @xaderalert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He. Is. Fucked.

    • @huechang7101
      @huechang7101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i wasn't asleep sgt! really? personally i was wondering if he was playing dead.

    • @huechang7101
      @huechang7101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @huechang7101
      @huechang7101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jean-Luc Martel The new combat tactic

  • @kash7768
    @kash7768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Drill Instructor:Where do you want to eat
    Girlfriend:Ummmm
    Drill Instructor: SAY SOMETHING RESPOOOND

  • @alvinthompson6333
    @alvinthompson6333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    So, how'd training go today? Uh, we dropped 3 Humvees straight out of a plane to their demise. Job well done.

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Taxpayers pay for those humvees, only to have them dropped from airplanes and destroyed? Makes me mad!

    • @M3t4l-J4w
      @M3t4l-J4w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@johnw2026 If it provides any consolation the parachute rigger that botched that was reduced to private, dishonorably discharged and more than likely was charged for some of the damages. As a paratrooper the last person you want packing your chute is a person that thinks sabotaging equipment is funny.

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@M3t4l-J4w I'm glad that person was punished, and i agree, if i was jumping out of planes (which you couldn't pay me enough to do), i'd want all my equipment working properly. Thanks for the insight.

    • @kyle6920
      @kyle6920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@johnw2026 you know people in the military still pay taxes.

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kyle6920 yes, and when this kinda stuff happens, they should be the most ticked off about it, because its not just their tax money down the drain, but also the tools of their trade.

  • @Ryzler13
    @Ryzler13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Sir, reporting 5 dead and 12 wounded, we need reinforcements"
    "Theres enemy fire at the LZ?"
    "We arent at the LZ yet Sir"

  • @brokendevildoggsp9430
    @brokendevildoggsp9430 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Famous last words as a dumb ass.... My eyes were closed but I wasn't sleeping drill sergeant.

  • @pyro5263
    @pyro5263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "Do we need to call that up?" Well you just lost 3 humvees costing in the ballpark of $300,000... no don't call it up no one needs to know... just tell the motor pool Sargent they were like that when you got them

    • @pepesilviasmail7099
      @pepesilviasmail7099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nathan Bradley he meant the fire, nothing can be done for those humvees. And they only drop the old pos humvees.

    • @coreythomas6576
      @coreythomas6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No need to call it in. That's definitely operator level...
      Signed,
      Every Mechanic Ever.

    • @RC-ds5hv
      @RC-ds5hv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Know you just blame it on the Air Force load master.LOL

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@RC-ds5hv actually, it was the staff sergeant that was howling with laughter, he had videoed himself cutting the load straps.
      Did time and was given a dishonorable discharge.

    • @RC-ds5hv
      @RC-ds5hv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spvillano no shit , hope it was worth it to him.

  • @RB-vc6sd
    @RB-vc6sd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    i dwopped my gwenade owver there somwhere

  • @MrDachsundPower
    @MrDachsundPower 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    1:08 Some people say he's still doing push-ups to this day...

    • @careyjones98
      @careyjones98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if anyone has any information about the whereabouts of this private please call 1800 IDG AFU@#!!

    • @tjmomo82
      @tjmomo82 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @rafwaffe8985
      @rafwaffe8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@neonickhaos4811 actually, he didn't, the 1st sgt knew it was his fault for standing there, and he owned up to that.

  • @Goneawol2013
    @Goneawol2013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "one more time" had me laughing in the middle of class

    • @halburd1
      @halburd1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      loved how he laid his weapon in the dirt too

  • @amandawatson5931
    @amandawatson5931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I hope the sleeping cadet stuck to his story. The instructor is going to PT the hell out of him, but it will be worse if he changes his story.

    • @briannotafan3368
      @briannotafan3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      in basic i think i did so many pushups i pushed ft sill farther south in 1979

    • @johngillespie3409
      @johngillespie3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      they are drill sergeants , you dont call anything else, sir sergeant, d.i. are marines he'd smoke him for the insult

  • @iangaming2605
    @iangaming2605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    MPs its always MPs

    • @randye2710
      @randye2710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Our OC wasn't a controlled item. yes I sprayed my buddies.

    • @Fullmoonwere
      @Fullmoonwere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Derek Serraino cartridges off and dry stuns for days lol. oc on the wiper cowl where the ac/heat takes air in is also priceless

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol... I've heard that before...

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MFW I graduated BCT on March 30 as an MP... I already love my mos!

    • @heyguy23
      @heyguy23 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian Gaming mps lead the way. We are the standard! 🇺🇸

  • @cameroncash7257
    @cameroncash7257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    what is it with MP'S AND NUT SHOTS

  • @1steelcobra
    @1steelcobra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Wow, how bad do you screw up to get an amphibious vic flooded and stuck?

    • @WTFNationRadio
      @WTFNationRadio  8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You dont have to screw up, you just need to be a Marine :P

    • @1steelcobra
      @1steelcobra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      It's called interservice rivalry, kid.

    • @1steelcobra
      @1steelcobra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Average unit cost appears to be about ~$2m each for a LAV-25.
      And I'm pretty sure it'll be recovered, if nothing else for something to turn in as a loss.

    • @2averagenoobs108
      @2averagenoobs108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      too heavy

    • @mdrury93098
      @mdrury93098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      1steelcobra There was a certain plug they forgot to plug on the bottom of the lav. I don't remember what for but I'm pretty sure that's why

  • @lordofooo4386
    @lordofooo4386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:27...I love how his hands are still in the ready-trigger position even though his rifle has fallen over! "My eyes were closed but I wasn't sleeping."

  • @jasonlowe9842
    @jasonlowe9842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "hey do we need to call that up?"

    • @veyloona
      @veyloona 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i was there when that crap happend and it was just as funny for me to watch it again from my computer lol

    • @metalmanaim
      @metalmanaim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Vaylen Roman i bet a few riggers had some explaining to do lol

    • @MichaelThe-Pyro
      @MichaelThe-Pyro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      got any pics

    • @veyloona
      @veyloona 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no becuase they had been doing drops all week so it was not anything cool. also it was not our units problem lol so i had to go back to doing other shit lol

    • @akimi2003
      @akimi2003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason Lowe
      ‘Nah, fuck it. It’s Miller time!’

  • @sethhardy866
    @sethhardy866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    5:10 never ever lie to your drill sergeant. Cause whether you keep on making excuses or not you are going to get smoked.

    • @KapnHook
      @KapnHook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One thing you learn very early on is when you’re being asked a question, they already know the answer.

  • @CajunKirk
    @CajunKirk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Oml he hit the fist sergeant😂 that guys gonna push😂

    • @RangerUp-pi1cu
      @RangerUp-pi1cu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kirkland DeLaune I wonder what ever happened to that gentleman.... Rip mystery soldier

    • @RangerUp-pi1cu
      @RangerUp-pi1cu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brian W haha yeah probably. I think PT till your dead is to easy. He got something more elaborate

    • @SpectrumSurvivalist
      @SpectrumSurvivalist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I once had an Officer enter a range me and another guy were guarding, it was hot. He told me I didn't have enough authority to keep him from entering, I told him I had the authority of the Staff Sergeant who told me nobody is to enter, and if we were at war I would shoot him.
      Latter that day he came by and apologized to me, I bet he got in trouble for that. He is lucky I didn't give him a butt stroke to the head, and I did think about it too.
      I was told under no circumstances was anyone to enter, anyone. He put me in a bad spot.

    • @xaderalert
      @xaderalert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Some say that poor private is still policing the parking lot to this day.
      On a quiet night, when the moon is bright, you might still hear him calling from the abyss: "You alright, 1st Sergeant?"

    • @RangerUp-pi1cu
      @RangerUp-pi1cu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Richard VanGelder what the fuck are you talking about? Go eat some crayons that is if your even a Marine or in the military. Fucking armchair warrior

  • @bakerboy8910
    @bakerboy8910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:03 Legend has it this guy is still in front leaning rest position

  • @UniteForgetLeftRight
    @UniteForgetLeftRight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    3:15 see that rebar sticking out? That dude could have fucking died.

    • @InsertName501
      @InsertName501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AttentionJunkie but he got'em though

    • @geo80551
      @geo80551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All of these fails are on Hillary C. private server. Thats what is going on here. So that is why the vehicles crashed on the drop zone

    • @dukedillon4587
      @dukedillon4587 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I was thinking lol

    • @fijiarc2090
      @fijiarc2090 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      AttentionJunkie no

  • @specter3983
    @specter3983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    3:25 guy at the desk is like I'm just doing my paper work

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, in his shoes, "Well, they ain't *my* nuts"!

  • @mikehabic6314
    @mikehabic6314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:23 I'm a VERY old time former MP........and I see that some things will never change........

  • @ZachAttack-tp7eo
    @ZachAttack-tp7eo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    7:59 when you call your emergency air drop on mw2 and it lands out of bounds

    • @MrSheckstr
      @MrSheckstr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FacePalm99 15 yard penalty, repeat the drop

    • @braydenbabinec8250
      @braydenbabinec8250 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Illegal drop out of bounds personal penalty, 15 yard penalty offense ,set the clock to 0:03

  • @aussiesoldier0177
    @aussiesoldier0177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    i wonder how much of the defense budget goes on buying new hummers because others were smashed in an air drop or buying a new LAV because some soldiers drowned theirs

    • @awesomeman8385
      @awesomeman8385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I guessing for a training drill they use decommissioned vehicles. also the military has insurance so it problem doesn't cost as much as we think

    • @mlgfroge4719
      @mlgfroge4719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AussieSoldier 01 not hummers dude

    • @googlesuxbigtime1227
      @googlesuxbigtime1227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Awesome Man Insurance on a millitary vehicle? Where did you come up with that one?
      Yeah Allstate, my hummer just fell 2000 feet. Yeah the parachute rigging failed.
      Hey Farmers. My Abraham tank is stuck in the middle of a lake. Send AAA.
      The most ridiculous thing I've heard all day.

    • @voidwalker3042
      @voidwalker3042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Googlesux Bigtime some poor guy in a suit from AAA drives up and just stairs at the tank as the soldiers walk off saying "your problem now"

    • @geo80551
      @geo80551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope there were no geckos in those humvees. Geico would have to take over.

  • @mikeg6285
    @mikeg6285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    ive seen the first clip (and most of these since its 2 years old) a million times, but i NEVER noticed until now...at the very end somebody responds with "thats twice now" lmao bruh. you dropped and lost your grenade TWICE?!

  • @TheMilitantHorse
    @TheMilitantHorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "We are good and stuck."
    Yep. That's gonna suck for a while.

    • @name-wq8qj
      @name-wq8qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheMilitantHorse can someone explain to me why they drove a tank into a mud lake??

    • @hervisdaubeny2784
      @hervisdaubeny2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@name-wq8qj they probably thought it was shallow enough to go through

    • @PugilistCactus
      @PugilistCactus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@name-wq8qj Its an M2 Bradley which are all able to equip kits that make them amphibious. Sometimes they don't work.

    • @maxshep2829
      @maxshep2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PugilistCactus looks more like an LAV-25, which are supposed to be amphibious... Would love to know the story behind this one!

  • @Mitch-rd9gs
    @Mitch-rd9gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The guy who threw the shell at his first sergeant had me dead 😂

  • @Tony73727
    @Tony73727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    DS: Did you just lie to me?
    Private: No, Sergeant.
    Your fate is sealed!

  • @supaflask1275
    @supaflask1275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    1:07 he literally got shelled shocked.

    • @thenoble_stryder3610
      @thenoble_stryder3610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *Gets hit with shell, has Vietnam flashback*

    • @ohkneesan9125
      @ohkneesan9125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You alright drill sergeant 😂

    • @thehealingcomponent6232
      @thehealingcomponent6232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first sergeant. have you lost your military bearing boy!!!?? drop down gimme 50

  • @kensclark
    @kensclark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Drill Seargent, I dropped my grenade somewhere over there." Holy shit. I think the Drill Seargent was struck silent because of how stupid he was.

  • @dawson.b8702
    @dawson.b8702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Not gonna lie I kinda felt bad at the dude who dropped his Granada it was a little sad

    • @eliseregans1193
      @eliseregans1193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iiRecK00 Gaming IK WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM AFTER

    • @eliseregans1193
      @eliseregans1193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iiRecK00 Gaming and tge sergeant said thts twice

    • @anim3z4u
      @anim3z4u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iiRecK00 Gaming "I droyp my grownade ove ther somewhea drin sergeant."

    • @lo-rez
      @lo-rez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Privates gonna private

    • @codinginzen8793
      @codinginzen8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paxgermania4506 he was probably supply i dont think he's getting grenades

  • @triumphbloke2011
    @triumphbloke2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The North Korean military have watched this and decided that they have nothing to fear lol

    • @RazgrizXMG0079
      @RazgrizXMG0079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, they have everything to fear. Unpredictability is scary.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      PsyOps ftw.

    • @Mattb19955
      @Mattb19955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ken Roberts on the contrary my friend, we hurt ourselves for fun.

  • @ianfortuna9385
    @ianfortuna9385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    These guys are my heros all around but they can be the goofiest bunch of people you'll ever come in contact with USA 🇺🇸

    • @briannotafan3368
      @briannotafan3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me and my buddies did some pretty stupid shit in the army too

    • @briannotafan3368
      @briannotafan3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mostly after a px beer run

    • @sailorgibbens3301
      @sailorgibbens3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all got some pretty crazy stories.

  • @drewschlosser26
    @drewschlosser26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    (7:01) how much does it cost to buy 3 new humvees?

    • @RangerUp-pi1cu
      @RangerUp-pi1cu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      drewschlosser26 little more than 100 grand for all three

    • @TheJohnney07
      @TheJohnney07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They pay taxes too...

    • @seaweed9195
      @seaweed9195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      drewschlosser26 oh shit that's what they were?! God damn.

    • @drewschlosser26
      @drewschlosser26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      sea weed yeah, apparently they are not drop proof! I'd love to see that in person

    • @AmberHainsworth
      @AmberHainsworth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      that was the dumbest shit whoever decided that was a good idea needed to get demoted lmao

  • @specter3983
    @specter3983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That's why you don't let soldiers go bored

  • @noctisumbra3015
    @noctisumbra3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:19 "guy opening can"
    Anyone else notice he was holding that can opener backwards?

    • @dontrotter1099
      @dontrotter1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that wasnt a can opener, it was a bottle opener on a leatherman/gerber tool.

  • @dmitriyk1674
    @dmitriyk1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:00 the guy that sabotaged those trucks actually got charged like 4 5 years later lol

    • @artifaxxs
      @artifaxxs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey do you have a source for that?

    • @sonieee121
      @sonieee121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@artifaxxs www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2017/07/05/soldier-charged-in-failed-humvee-air-drop/

    • @robsubs1234
      @robsubs1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2018/05/09/soldier-found-guilty-of-cutting-parachute-straps-in-botched-humvee-air-drop/

  • @jeremiahfogel2700
    @jeremiahfogel2700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    recovery guys gon' hate those marines

    • @chrispowers3317
      @chrispowers3317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jeremiah Fogel Ikr, I was G.M.D. (Ground Mobility Division) aka recovery.

    • @scallionboy8679
      @scallionboy8679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our British recovery mechanics have an outlook like this. If you get it stuck, your pulling out the winch rope and hooking up the shackles to get it unstuck. So if the shackle points are under water.... It's really good cause even if it's the COs wagon the senior recovery mech is in charge and gives the orders until pulled out then the CO can go back to being in charge. 👍

    • @paulgordon6185
      @paulgordon6185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      soldiers not marines

    • @wolfhunter98
      @wolfhunter98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@paulgordon6185 I think Mr.Fogel was referring to the last clip. That was an LAV-25 I believe so Marines.
      Edit: And it was Marines as noted by the up-loader at the end.

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scallionboy8679 That is a SENSIBLE way to do things. With us, it would be some poor fucking Sergeant and a couple of miserable Specialists/Lance Corporals doing it, in all probability. The Sergeant is there to bark unhelpfully at the Specialists/Lance Corporals.

  • @breannabailey2726
    @breannabailey2726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    he done said, “i dropped my grenade... somewhere over there.” bOY 💀

  • @DJdeliverance
    @DJdeliverance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:10 the Hurt Locker lmao

  • @erwocoolis9451
    @erwocoolis9451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    All those "ow my balls"-moments remind me of the movie "Idiocracy". Seems those soldiers are well prepared for the future.^^

  • @naelylaizaever-forever8545
    @naelylaizaever-forever8545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Semper Fi! Respect for all you guys no matter your service branch

  • @cpt_nordbart
    @cpt_nordbart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soldiers are good guys to have fun. I mean they're a team of guys who are faced with lots of danger. Good to see they can have a laugh now and then.

  • @shrapnelgaming3849
    @shrapnelgaming3849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Going over my TC in my head drill sergeant sergeant

    • @MBerish
      @MBerish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Battlefield Master METT-TC

    • @jordanjones8120
      @jordanjones8120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Battlefield Master that dude might as well have told the truth and took the punishment

    • @shrapnelgaming3849
      @shrapnelgaming3849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matthew Berish thanks I actually couldn't tell so I just assumed because it did should like one word

    • @shrapnelgaming3849
      @shrapnelgaming3849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jordan Jones he should have would have been less funny but

    • @nikkon1999
      @nikkon1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Battlefield Master explain please?

  • @sal8792
    @sal8792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:00 "if you call me Sargent again Im gonna destroy you"that got me laughing so hard

  • @HeadshotHavoc
    @HeadshotHavoc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    that shirt is fucking awesome

  • @dfwai7589
    @dfwai7589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:37 I love how he just reaches over to grabs his friends hand

  • @noldorwarrior7791
    @noldorwarrior7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
    "Got you covered, battle buddy"
    "Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
    "Got you covered, battle buddy"
    "Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
    "Got you covered, battle buddy"
    "Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
    "Got you covered, battle buddy"
    "Tell me when i throw my grenade, battle buddy!"
    "Got you covered, battle buddy"

  • @AGCcachanilla
    @AGCcachanilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    bless them, they're out there facing the worst of the worst, let them have their fun.

  • @FesterPussbucket
    @FesterPussbucket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some of these guys just make me stare in wonder. The Amphibs were always a roll of the dice. An old gunny told me once you have a better chance of the amphib killing you than the enemy.

  • @hiddenone1813
    @hiddenone1813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I was going over my TC Sargent" "I was not sleeping Drill Sargent"

  • @UniversalUnicorn
    @UniversalUnicorn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can you add "Best Army WTF Moments" one more time in the thumbnail? I couldn't read the other 2 you put up there.

  • @anomaly_echelon7994
    @anomaly_echelon7994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:22 the happiness in that guy is priceless when the Humvees dropped

  • @ogzephyr4166
    @ogzephyr4166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My geography teacher always told me how much everybody hated the Military Police hahaha.

  • @recycledhippie5599
    @recycledhippie5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making an old vet laugh, i so miss the army..

  • @Marauder623
    @Marauder623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:30 tactical humvee incoming!

    • @joshs1803
      @joshs1803 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It a good surprise tactic

  • @joshstans
    @joshstans 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I dropped my grenade over there somewhere"
    ffs batman, that was funny

  • @k0bi586
    @k0bi586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    3 drops, 3 flatned humwes

    • @eliseregans1193
      @eliseregans1193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hardstyle Addict LMAO

    • @Pressondude
      @Pressondude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      saw some shit on reddit about this clip. some pissed off loadmaster did that on purpose. Dude's going to jail.

    • @2410jrod
      @2410jrod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta admit the guys consistent

    • @briannotafan3368
      @briannotafan3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cheaper to drop bombs not humvees

  • @sgtmajor
    @sgtmajor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That sleeping bag race fucking killed me man. I laughed so hard I passed out. Came too laughed some more and passed out a second time. Having been deployed 5 time to middle east I have never seen some shit as funny as that sleeping bag race.
    My God!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @damianneubauer2011
    @damianneubauer2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I want to see pics of those hmmwv’s after pancaking off the ground

  • @KOilithyia
    @KOilithyia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Is it just me or the the guy not even using a can opener? It looked like a bottle opener

    • @timezone107740
      @timezone107740 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KOilithya It was a bottle opener

    • @atadbitnefarious1387
      @atadbitnefarious1387 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's bladed to punch holes in oil cans. Never used it to cut the top off a can before though lol.

    • @russellworden5324
      @russellworden5324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is a can opener, the soldiers seen and heard in the video didn't know how to use a manual can opener.

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh, oil cans haven't been around for decades...

    • @rs232killer
      @rs232killer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes. What Russell said. I have successfully used them numerous times to open cans. The person just does not know how to use it, not that it is complicated or anything.

  • @recycledhippie5599
    @recycledhippie5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making an old vet laugh, i so misss the army..

  • @brt-jn7kg
    @brt-jn7kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was an extra $300,000 the Army hadn't count on spending in crushed Humvees!

  • @chrismcnee9287
    @chrismcnee9287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I joined the army my dad said "if you can't be a good soldier, than at least be good for morale and you'll be fine" best advice ever. I served 25 years in the infantry and had a blast.

  • @huswsimonbla
    @huswsimonbla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:35 wasnt that the drop where the guys did that on purpose and some heads rolled?

    • @mike89128
      @mike89128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Including the guy heard loudly on the video. Can't remember if he got booted or reduced in rank.

    • @Billybob50101
      @Billybob50101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep:
      www.stripes.com/news/sergeant-who-sent-3-humvees-plummeting-from-plane-found-guilty-1.526073

  • @duan_meixuan
    @duan_meixuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s the contagious laughter that gets me 😂😂

  • @briannotafan3368
    @briannotafan3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the hum vees were funny till he realized ge sighned for them

  • @kevinborish
    @kevinborish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:20 was my drill sergeant haha good ol drill sergeant Roman

  • @Ayuyu303
    @Ayuyu303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Missing the mattress/fire extinguisher races lol.

  • @darkstarwulf
    @darkstarwulf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love how sad the guy in the first video looks. Like that was his favorite grenade. XD

  • @DijBeast
    @DijBeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:00 lol they sank like the titanic xD slowly going down with their "ship"

  • @bigboy6691
    @bigboy6691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legend has it that soilder from the first clip is still dropping his grenades till this day...

  • @glasslinger
    @glasslinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Testosterone was spraying all over the place!

  • @justenheuraas2601
    @justenheuraas2601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been out since April 2013 but for those 11 mins... Felt like i was back! Ty!

  • @Tristan.211
    @Tristan.211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    7:00 so this is were our tax dollars go

    • @brianlynn2023
      @brianlynn2023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dirt They pay taxes too dipshit....

    • @davidwadsworth8982
      @davidwadsworth8982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dirt, what? Hey civilian,why don't you try it. maybe you do not have what it takes? I did.

    • @careyjones98
      @careyjones98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No our tax dollars go to that single mother of 30 kids using the check that we send her every month to pay the car payments on her new sports car while her kids go hungry. And yes your welcome because we still put our Lives In Harm's Way for s*** like that!

    • @codinginzen8793
      @codinginzen8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. That's why it's called training. Dumbass

    • @charlesbeavers9771
      @charlesbeavers9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean your parents taxes?

  • @YANCEYLIFTS
    @YANCEYLIFTS 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome to see all this soldiers very happy and funny

  • @michaelharvey8628
    @michaelharvey8628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:02 “hey command we umm are short three humvees because they exploded on impact cause they had no parachute” 😂

  • @DodgeRebel
    @DodgeRebel 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to see our boys can still have fun yall be careful out there

  • @theovaissie2480
    @theovaissie2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:16mn i am surprised i know army have amphibious vehicles but submarines?? realy?? surprised.

    • @HJB._
      @HJB._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it is not submarine, a Marine will make it submarine

  • @sue4421
    @sue4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear I pass out from laughing EVERY TIME I see that first dude....... "Somewhere over there" 😂😂😂😂😁😁😁

  • @xwhels
    @xwhels 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    5:35 anyone else thoughts it was a mannequin?

    • @Glostahdude
      @Glostahdude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Loved it when the Gunny said " Call me Sgt. one more time and I'll fucking kill ya!" LOL

    • @wolfheim
      @wolfheim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell ya I did. I was thinking it was a dummy rigged with a training IED

  • @lexicillin
    @lexicillin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:25 dat moment when teh lootcrate delivery plane arrives

  • @House.Of.Pain.
    @House.Of.Pain. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man I miss the B.S. that me and my guys used to get into while I was in I wouldn’t trade it for the world man R.I.P. Lemieux man I miss the hell outta you brother

  • @warroomproductions
    @warroomproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love when he accidentally threw the shell at the guy daydreaming or guarding there position

    • @TheAsianOfChaos
      @TheAsianOfChaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GoldenWarrior859 that was his 1rs Sargent he is gonna catch hell now

  • @aznindoboy
    @aznindoboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sorry I dropped my Grenade over there😂🤔

  • @ManicDepressedSillyBilly
    @ManicDepressedSillyBilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:00 Holy shit that was the most quiet drill instructor I've ever heard

  • @ChunkieBoi777
    @ChunkieBoi777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Throws shell at DS*
    Imminent doom pending*

    • @TheAsianOfChaos
      @TheAsianOfChaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brenden Chermok first Sargent now still Sargent that vid was in syria

  • @heathbrodersen7654
    @heathbrodersen7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank God we have the Navy, Marines, Air Force and Coasties!

  • @02GrandAmGT1989
    @02GrandAmGT1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Her" Army? Are you talking about the US Army? We don't have a queen

  • @johngillespie3409
    @johngillespie3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    dont ever stop when in bad terrain, dont ever stop, love the burning hmmwvs

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Well, I'm glad these boys tested out the groin protector.

  • @yachtymadness1446
    @yachtymadness1446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:23 holding his mates hand 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hllboi817
    @hllboi817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sack tap vids...i laughed at the humvees misfortune...until i realized thats where my tax dollars went.