An Actual Cult Made THE CRAZIEST ANIME!!! | Happy Science Vol. 2

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  • A certain Japanese cult's been making utterly deranged anime since the 90s, and they keep getting crazier! Join me for a dive into the afterlife with Thomas Edison, a lesson on why (other) cults are dangerous, and some good ol-fashioned war crime denial. Part 1: • An Actual Cult Made Th...
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    0:00:00 - Intro
    0:03:01 - Dante's Bizarre Inferno (Laws of Eternity)
    0:25:42 - Fukkatsu no B (Rebirth of Buddha)
    0:44:50 - The Law of Godwin (The Mystical Laws)
    1:13:08 - Conclusion
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  • @thefisherking2268
    @thefisherking2268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3564

    I’m absolutely reeling at the fact that nazi China’s evil imperialist atheist dictator is also a sad emo anime pretty boy with a tragic backstory

    • @sobersplash6172
      @sobersplash6172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      I'm reeling at the Nazi China in general
      like I dunno guy, I don't think China has a high opinion of Nazis

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@sobersplash6172 Well they are rounding up the Uighurs in camps, so they can't actually be that against nazis.

    • @garreonlefay6703
      @garreonlefay6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@bthsr7113 at least they are not gassing them and then burning the corpses....They are still pieces of shit in my book, but at least they are not doing a full 100% nazi

    • @Chudpope
      @Chudpope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@garreonlefay6703 That we know of. We didn't actually know the extent of what was happening in nazi concentration camps until we had soldiers walking in through the gates, remember.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@garreonlefay6703 The nazis were so over the top cartoonish evil, the ccp do 100% nazi, they go just more reasonable not to instantly declar war on the entire world?! Also diffrent times politiccal now.
      And as said, nazi germany and ho they got tothat point was a gradual process, i would say working camps for critics is far in there. And they have death sentence, so probably a lot chance that eem yeah people can be rounded up against a wall. Just obscuring it with a corrupt justice system.
      We did only know about the stuff nazis did because ermany was bureaucratic, and they still got away with hiding they killed in gas chambrs while the red cross did an inspection.

  • @fat6776
    @fat6776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4245

    Albert Einstein, a socialist atheist, being in one of the highest positions of heaven? Based.

    • @jy3n2
      @jy3n2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +796

      A socialist atheist *pacifist.* Keep that in mind when looking at the third movie.

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      He is also jewish if only from cultural upbringing.

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      He was Jewish

    • @Videokirby
      @Videokirby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Agnostic, and IIRC was not fond of Atheism (for various reasons). Not that it apparently matters to this cult. Edison (probably agnostic... and an asshole who killed an elephant and ruined many lives) and Helen Keller (a socialist and believer in Eugenics) go to Heaven too. Seems they're enamored by the "Titans of Progress" idea, or just name-dropping to try to get hollow clout.

    • @draconite1018
      @draconite1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      He wasn't atheist, though? Einstein's faith was maybe more laidback than most other Jews at the time, but he distinctly believed in a higher power.

  • @DerangedDurain
    @DerangedDurain ปีที่แล้ว +550

    I love how the "hell of the bloody pond" specifies that only people obsessed with the opposite sex get sent there, which implies that only straight people go to hell for the sin of lust and gay people get a free pass on that one.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Alright, hope I don’t get shat on by “God” for being trans

    • @occasionalart7597
      @occasionalart7597 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      ​@@Aaa-vp6ugThey never mentioned trans people iirc, so as far as we know as long as you're straight and not horny you should be fine

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@occasionalart7597 but. I’m gay.

    • @KeDe1606
      @KeDe1606 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@Aaa-vp6ugwell… they also didn’t mention gay people either. So, depending on how lucky you are, you‘ll either get away scot-free, or you‘ll get accused of like… 3 or 4 blasphemies, and get sent Super Ultra Hell Turbo Championship Edition

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@KeDe1606 My ribs hurt really hard when I read this.

  • @caveirainvocada9438
    @caveirainvocada9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    How Nietzsche tries to turn a young man into an atheist just after he personally experienced both heaven and hell is insane and hilarious

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The definition of "wrong": saying to someone _"nothing happens when you die"_ when you're BOTH in the Afterlife!

    • @JinStreams
      @JinStreams ปีที่แล้ว +166

      The commitment to the bit is more impressive than anything happy science believes their god can do

    • @virginiafernandez6846
      @virginiafernandez6846 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He's giving me Edward "I'm an atheist" Elric vives

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@virginiafernandez6846 I mean to be fair with what he went through I'm not surprised that he thinks God kinda sucks

    • @shahsadsaadu5817
      @shahsadsaadu5817 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And reading his stuff, it's probably something Nietzsche would definitely do

  • @Annimations
    @Annimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    Anything Japanese accusing China of being nazis despite Japan literally being an axis power is peak irony.

    • @M2ofEMMM
      @M2ofEMMM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      "No we promise we were a *good* Axis power who didn't do anything wrong, unlike *that* Axis power that basically everyone in the world recognizes as a symbol of Evil. (Don't think about what specifically about it was evil, just trust us that it definitely applies to the people we hate and has nothing to do with us.)"

    • @incw.2601
      @incw.2601 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Especially considering what JP did to China. Look up Unit 731.

    • @Oliviagarry69420
      @Oliviagarry69420 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@incw.2601 and Korea and the Philippines

    • @drixg555
      @drixg555 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@Oliviagarry69420 We haven't forgotten. The son of one of their collaborators became a dictator for 20 years.

    • @KaedeSenou
      @KaedeSenou ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@drixg555 and then the son of the son…

  • @letjck8623
    @letjck8623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3391

    Fun observation I had: the 2 characters fall down to hell, Roberto and Patrick, are black and white while the 2 who can go to heaven are presumably Japanese… kinda sends a message to the audience

    • @SleepyMatt-zzz
      @SleepyMatt-zzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Yeah, I caught that too. Japanese people must truly be the master race.

    • @Treemike1000
      @Treemike1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      WTF

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Roberto is Spanish. Get your racial cultures right lol

    • @random_degen9129
      @random_degen9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@BrotherMag just wanna ask...spanish is white isnt it?

    • @random_degen9129
      @random_degen9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@SleepyMatt-zzz you know what master race do?they must finish other race
      WW2 flashback*

  • @spereira3879
    @spereira3879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2376

    If Edison could send messages from the spirit world he'd probably still be applying for patents to stuff he didn't invent

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      😂 savage

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So true

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He owns the patents for patents, you know.

    • @AwesomeAutismHC
      @AwesomeAutismHC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      He’s possessed Elon Musk and is doing it that way

    • @rodrigonoffs1369
      @rodrigonoffs1369 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@AwesomeAutismHC that's why Tesla is named Tesla, he finds it ironic

  • @l30ng62
    @l30ng62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    The idea of your entire life being a movie for your whole family to see and rate you on that life including your private thoughts must be one of the scariest afterlives i have ever Heard off

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bad Shows deserve Criticism.
      And the Best Criticism is such that you dont even have to know the Franchise
      criticized for Hours on End.
      No kidding, Jay Exci did FIVE Hours with Doctor Who, and Madvocate and Hbomberguy
      each did other Fracnhises for Hours: And countless say 'I dont even know this Franchise but i enjoyed this
      so much'.
      I can only warmly recommend watching Good-Faith-Criticism, especially from the just-mentioned TH-camrs.

    • @bottheskitarii8881
      @bottheskitarii8881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      I also like to think that they also rate the movie it self, not your actual life.
      *I hear in the background from my grandma*
      "this movie sucks ass"

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bottheskitarii8881 Know Hbomberguys videos about stuff? Very similar to MB, tbh.

    • @liuxingyan7788
      @liuxingyan7788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      People who got abandoned or abused by their parents are fucked if this is how the afterlife works

    • @fabiomora6491
      @fabiomora6491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@liuxingyan7788 un pretty sure if they're parents abandoned then there's have to been a reason, probably didn't deserve heaven anyways

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    "Alright ancestors, time to vote on if your descendant goes to heaven!"
    "I'm distraught by the lack of slaughter on behalf of Odin."
    "Yeah, he really needed to carry on the tradition of fighting the Turks."
    "I'm actually an atheist, why the heck am I getting a vote?"
    "Heaven needs WAY more booze."
    I don't think they thought about what kind of ancestors people might actually have...

    • @vysharra
      @vysharra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      *me, depressed, unwashed, making a sad microwave pumpkin spice mug cake at 3am in order to feel like I have some control in my life*
      “Ooh, our daughter uses a magic box to eat precious, expensive delicacies in her own well-made home, clean and cooled by more magic, dressed in layers of fantastically colored clothes. She lives like a Princess yet she studies like a scholar, all without a husband nor patron... She fuckin MADE IT”
      *sweats* “huh, uh, yeah. For sure.”

    • @AusSP
      @AusSP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      How far back are we talking?
      "Ooh ooh aahhahaha!"

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@AusSP Primordial soup please vote on this random persons fate.

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      My ancestors:"boooo you stink change the channel"

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@vysharra Power of progress. What once would have seemed magic is now mundane. It's not a perfect world, but there are some pretty big improvements on what has come before.

  • @pdthorn
    @pdthorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4124

    Man this Kingdom Hearts OVA is wild.

    • @nikkimeh6211
      @nikkimeh6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Its still relevant to the Plot though

    • @SA-mo3hq
      @SA-mo3hq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HAPPY CHINA HAPPY HAPPY CHINA HAPPY LIIIIIGHT!!

    • @boogerman908
      @boogerman908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Idk I mean I can understand kingdom hearts

    • @theroyalmouse
      @theroyalmouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣

    • @bearerofbadnews1375
      @bearerofbadnews1375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I can comprehend Kingdom Hearts plot more than this. Edit: Hell even Clamps Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles manga has a more comprehensive plot and that also had crazy time travel where the original Syaoran created a clone of himself and the clone is his Dad!

  • @odolowa1
    @odolowa1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Just sort of sitting here thinking that "Girl with actual supernatural powers is caught up in the power struggles between two cults" is actually a decent premise.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bad Shows deserve Criticism.
      And the Best Criticism is such that you dont even have to know the Franchise
      criticized for Hours on End.
      No kidding, Jay Exci did FIVE Hours with Doctor Who, and Madvocate and Hbomberguy
      each did other Fracnhises for Hours: And countless say 'I dont even know this Franchise but i enjoyed this
      so much'.
      I can only warmly recommend watching Good-Faith-Criticism, especially from the just-mentioned TH-camrs.

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'd totally try to write that

    • @samlewis6487
      @samlewis6487 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@slevinchannel7589 Hate to tell you but Hbomberguy is 100% not good-faith criticism. Definitely bad-faith, definitely watches shows just to complain and even actively complains about shows that are good just for clicks

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@samlewis6487 I assume from your comment youve only seen old, random Videogame-Video?
      Not any of his good works?

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@samlewis6487 So yeah, hate to break it to you but his Essays about Vaccines, Flat-eArth, Climate-Change and the War on Christmas are all highest-quality you find on YT.

  • @hannahdawg6829
    @hannahdawg6829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    I just realized how creepy that "Yuko, you and I have always been friends" line is. It's probably the most cult-like thing in these movies, how cult recruiters often prey upon lonely people or someone who has suffered some loss recently, acting like they've "always been there" and would "never hurt you".

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah, the movie’s tactics are so sinister

    • @shanelbryant5638
      @shanelbryant5638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      LITERALLY how I almost got recruited into a cult.

    • @RadenWA
      @RadenWA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Now add to that line “we have always been friend, precisely 3000 years ago when we were slaves in Ancient Egypt” to make it even better

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, that line felt very gaslighty.

    • @malaksafa4074
      @malaksafa4074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shanelbryant5638 I hope your better now.

  • @HorsesArePeople2
    @HorsesArePeople2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2666

    "if you're so smart why are you in hell?"
    That's actually a pretty good argument against someone who's lecturing you in hell

    • @TheRiku57
      @TheRiku57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And here I thought the same argument in Squid Game was the peak.

    • @skkadoot9533
      @skkadoot9533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      i mean, it's hard to make a good atheist argument if you are literally in the place you say doesn't exist

    • @silversamurai0267
      @silversamurai0267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Reminds me of the Hazbin Hotel pilot.
      "I have standards."
      "Oh yeah? How well is that working out for you..."

    • @HorsesArePeople2
      @HorsesArePeople2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@silversamurai0267 Right? That's exactly what I thought of too!

    • @psychonaut175
      @psychonaut175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@skkadoot9533 yeah, it made no sense that he was claiming to be an atheist while he was in Hell. If anything, he just hated the show's god.

  • @witecatj6007
    @witecatj6007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Hold on. Edison would never be that humble. He would declare he was the best, steal your ideas and sue you into onlivion.

    • @Vee_Sheep
      @Vee_Sheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Nikola Tesla is twisting in his grave
      Edison's best representation in pop culture was as a one-off Doctor Who villain lol

    • @Chris-fh3db
      @Chris-fh3db 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Vee_Sheep DUDE TESLA WAS SO GREAT WHAT AN ICON. idk why ppl refrence edison when talking ab the greats my boy nik is GOLDEN

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kinda surprising THE IDIOT never listed him as an influence.

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Chris-fh3db to be fair, Nikola was insane, even by genius scientist standards. I mean, he was leagues better than Thomas "kidnap and torture pets and invent the electric chair for a smear campaign" Edison

    • @caradanellemcclintock8178
      @caradanellemcclintock8178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Pihsrosnec he was a bit mad but from what we know it was caused by a combo of unchecked mental health issues that no one cared about back then and other scientists stealing his ideas and patenting them before he have a chance to finish his experiments. I believe he even had a few pattents stolen by Edison who essentially scratched out his name replaced it with his own and told everyone it was his idea all along

  • @comradet0m
    @comradet0m ปีที่แล้ว +346

    It's really hilariously ironic that a cult about thinking good thoughts and no negativity allowed would have Isaac Newton, famously vicious as a critic and who held grudges like nobody else, as one of its holiest figures.

    • @johnturtle6649
      @johnturtle6649 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Someone who also personally stated he did not want the "theory" of gravity ascribed to himself. Really. Most people aren't aware of his personal writings.

    • @SakuraKurosaki10
      @SakuraKurosaki10 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Dude was the all time champ of holding grudges. Didn't even have to be over anything substantial either, man was petty.

    • @johnturtle6649
      @johnturtle6649 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@SakuraKurosaki10 I don't know, I think Edison might have given him a run for his money.

  • @DraptorRonin
    @DraptorRonin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    For a cult who's whole weird cosmology is based around "always being happy and full of love", Ryuho Okawa's OCs look so emotionless and dead inside. Hell, most harem protags have more personality than his self-inserts!

    • @g5studio21
      @g5studio21 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Yeah never noticed how dead inside they were until someone pointed it out.
      Also, "most harem protags have more personality than his self inserts" Is a roast that deserves to be on r/murderedbywords

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    Wait did she literally just google the word "Buddha" and get surprised when she got a lot of results

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Okawa seems to have been cribbing off of Jack Chick's homework, there.
      ("Jesus? Who are dat?" I swear, it happens every couple of pages.)

    • @eideticex
      @eideticex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Like much of this, it's a huge display of all the logical fallacies religious people make when trying to convert others. The assumption being you don't believe because you don't know and all it would take to convert you is to just tell you, as if that's how people actually form beliefs.

    • @mangomage33
      @mangomage33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean maybe she was looking at the recent results

    • @narcastic
      @narcastic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@typacsk 9)5”75

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mangomage33
      Maybe she forgot to turn Safesearch on and was swamped with Buddha porn...

  • @GoodSirReginald
    @GoodSirReginald 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1642

    I can’t believe that this video started with a battle between an angelic mecha powered entirely by an ad hominem attack versus a giant elephant piloted by Great Value-brand Hitler while Nietzsch screams “GOD IS DEAD” repeatedly in the background, and then proceeded to only get CRAZIER from there.

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Pretty sure that's how the last dnd game i played ended.

    • @JayMorayEel
      @JayMorayEel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The great movie ride

    • @JohnEusebioToronto
      @JohnEusebioToronto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Not gonna lie: if your religion has giant mecha fights in Hell against Rudolph Hisler, I'm interested.

    • @henriquefinger935
      @henriquefinger935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thanatoast Is it even a good game if that doesn't happen?

    • @ariesmry
      @ariesmry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m 22 mins into the video and in disbelief that it’s going to get wilder.

  • @monitaroy7462
    @monitaroy7462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Oh, about that part where the kids worked for a week in a hospital setting and two of them "failed" the test because they weren't 100% selfless: cults will often use their members as cheap or unpaid labour. They'll use arguments like "think of others/don't be selfish and evil" to get people to put in hours upon hours of "volunteer" work. Volunteering for an organization is one thing, feeling emotionally or even spiritually pressured into it because the cult leaders don't feel like hiring or paying people is another entirely, don't get exploited folks.

    • @MrZer093
      @MrZer093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It’s how they can squeeze money even out of the poors in their cult as the rich just “donate” a crapload to get out of that guilt

    • @M2ofEMMM
      @M2ofEMMM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That movie had an entire circle of hell for people who want unions.

    • @58209
      @58209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      slavery with extra steps, in which one of the extra steps is emotional abuse

  • @AuroraExhale
    @AuroraExhale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    It still cracks me up that the punishment in HS for people who like sex too much..is to have sex. Forever. All the time.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I suppose El Cantare is a _"smoke the entire pack"_ kind of heavenly father...

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I bet the souls there were just in absolute *torment* getting it on with every other soul there. Truly, how cruel could Ryuho Okawa be?

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Only the straight people though, weirdly enough

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @TheLastBallad I choose to believe it’s because queer people have to go through so much shit already, El Cantare just gave them all an automatic place in heaven, and not because Okawa doesn’t know gay people exist

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@alicethemad1613 They managed to sneak past security and found a spot in there to party it up.

  • @DisrespectfulOtter
    @DisrespectfulOtter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    I swear its like the cult leader was still going through puberty and having dreams of himself as an anime character, so he just said "fuck it" and actually became one

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Given where he came from, it might be an extreme case of trying to reclaim some lost childhood. Japanese salarymen aren't the happiest bunch out there...

    • @reviewman
      @reviewman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      In one of happy science’s new movies: The Laws of the Universe Part 0. There is a character that looks exactly like Maetel from, galaxy express 999. I guess Maetel Is Ryuho Okawa’s waifu/best girl.

    • @SolitaryHipster777
      @SolitaryHipster777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Chuunibyo

    • @ShyVioletIsShy
      @ShyVioletIsShy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yeah dude, he's a fuccen chuuni!

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it's what happens when you play too much fate/grand order and don't become a gacha slave.

  • @pougetguillaume4632
    @pougetguillaume4632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Actual nietzsche: laments how we have forsaken god and now we need to deal with it
    Happy science: atheist
    Actual nietszche: 100% not cool with anti semitism
    Happy science: nazi

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ironically his sister would be completely okay with it

    • @danieldishon688
      @danieldishon688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I am glad somebody commented this, so many people misquote that one phrase from Nietzche thinking he was boasting about athiesm winning or God being unnecessary, when in fact thats the opposite of the point he was trying to make

    • @ForcedHandleName
      @ForcedHandleName 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Once more, people cherrypick sayings and quotes without giving a f*ck about the context it's said in, spinning the words to make them fit their own narritive.

    • @PanzerLord
      @PanzerLord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Niches*

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "God is dead and we killed him", wasn't it?

  • @kawaiijutsu
    @kawaiijutsu ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The cancer subplot DOES come up again, it’s pretty fucked up (I had to go hate watch the actual movies): in the end credits montage, you see sayoko older waving bye to her family, and her dad is still there, implication being he survived cancer because he believes happy science now and “fixed his mind”. Moral of the story: if you or a loved one dies of cancer, it’s totally your own fault for not fixing your own mind.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That’s so gross. Using people’s desperation for a cure to try and recruit them to a cult? I’m not surprised, but that’s pretty low

    • @snowqueen549
      @snowqueen549 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Grim_Sister I mean from my experience and many former cult member word, every single cult doing that.

  • @kurvonterichards9644
    @kurvonterichards9644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I’m high as shit and the Albert Einstein reveal literally blew my mind

  • @laurencebrown3822
    @laurencebrown3822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5284

    I still can't stop laughing over the line "I'm Helen Keller." Literally one of the most implausible lines of dialogue ever.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      My first thought was the Fate series. You know they would.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      IN SO MANY WAYS, starter
      XD

    • @bdpickett
      @bdpickett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I just.. I had to stop the video. That was... I don't know what that was. I can't stop laughing at it. These people are so insane!

    • @Bluelink13
      @Bluelink13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@paulgibbon5991 Would it, yes, but it would be more respectful by making her a superhuman with a superweapon at her disposal who is powerful as fuck despite her disabilities. They would still make her very hot though, it is still FATE

    • @____________838
      @____________838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@Bluelink13 Can you imagine Hellen Keller meeting Ann Frank in the Grail Wars?

  • @victorunbea8451
    @victorunbea8451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    "You get to rewatch your entire life with your private thoughts as commentary with your entire dead family."
    I'd rather just go directly to hell.

    • @goonerbear8659
      @goonerbear8659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      "Is there another option? Can I just...not let my grandmothers see that?"

    • @shanelbryant5638
      @shanelbryant5638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      “Wait before you see this next part, is there an express elevator to hell? Cause I can just go now”

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Not gonna lie, that is my exact definition of what hell could be: every single person you ever knew getting to watch every single thought you ever had. Then judging.

    • @THKSkywalker
      @THKSkywalker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Don't forget the implication that you're watching their lives as well. Personally I find the idea of having to watch all the details of my various relative's relationships worse than them watching mine. Could I just close my eyes out of respect for their privacy? (Also, if they're judging you then you're judging them as well. It takes a few seconds for everyone to realise there's no downside to just voting for your family members to go to heaven in a quid pro quo no matter what they've done.)

    • @RadenWA
      @RadenWA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@vetreas366 when they say “judge not and you will not be judged” maybe they are preparing us for this exact scenario

  • @LunDruid
    @LunDruid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    You know? An anime that's actually about two evil cults warring with each other for followers and status of Godonearth, but both are presented as evil, could actually make a pretty entertaining anime.

    • @onenerd9573
      @onenerd9573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would watch that.

    • @DrakeKnight99
      @DrakeKnight99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But then the twist would be bad guy was controlling both and unites them only to lose

    • @chu_Bo
      @chu_Bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@DrakeKnight99 isn't that just star wars

    • @schizoreze
      @schizoreze ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WITH DIO AND JOTARO ON THE OPPOSING ENDS. I'd pay the crap out of that one.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chu_Bo But the Republic was good, so no.

  • @Halotaku
    @Halotaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    You know you’re in trouble when the Fate franchise has more accurate interpretations of historical figures than your OVAs.

  • @Rahhelthethird
    @Rahhelthethird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    "Begone Thoth" has gained an entirely new meaning.

    • @lobomiser5046
      @lobomiser5046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I had to scroll way to low to find this, I had the exact same thought when Thot came up.

    • @LolGurrl91
      @LolGurrl91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol 🤣🤣😂

    • @teogonzalez7957
      @teogonzalez7957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thoth is actually the Egyptian god of knowledge.

  • @logan5818
    @logan5818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    "They don't want to kill people they already know." clearly the writers have never been to a family gathering.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or had a roommate they wanted to strangle 🤣

    • @therussianprincess7036
      @therussianprincess7036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I reckon I would be *less* inclined to plot imaginary murders if I hadn’t known the intended victims.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@therussianprincess7036 there’s a reason the probability of you getting off’ed in the holiday season rises substantially

    • @anjetto1
      @anjetto1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Don't most people who get murdered get got by someone they already know? Very few murders are stranger danger. Though not none.

    • @hannahyamauchi839
      @hannahyamauchi839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      OBVIOUSLY Ohkawa's never been to a family gathering he's divorced or suing all of his

  • @fictthecreator7083
    @fictthecreator7083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    ...absolutely despise how the third movie has actually good art direction and a badass villain design. Layered imperial robes, mask, cool hat with gold designs, long hair, the *whip*... If this man were in (almost) any other film, especially like, some kinda cultural fusion high fantasy, I would simp 10/10
    [edit] OK SO I JUST GOT TO THE PART WHERE HE'S POSSESSED AND THE EYES??? that's metal AF!! Someone really went all out bringing to life that one OC they've had laying around since high school, only they couldn't find a better project to give him to. RIP whoever did character design for this man, you deserved better, king

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It’s morally acceptable to steal characters from cult propaganda and put them in your own (better) work

    • @heitorpedrodegodoi5646
      @heitorpedrodegodoi5646 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@alicethemad1613 Yes

    • @miserablepumpkin9453
      @miserablepumpkin9453 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY, his design is breathtaking and the overly edgy electric whip is just icing on the cake

  • @PiratesRock
    @PiratesRock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    So, I feel somewhat compelled to defend my boy Nietzsche or 'Niches' a bit here from this god awful cult.
    A large reason why I think this cult put Nietzsche in hell and working with the Nazis, besides his 'God is dead' quote, is because in the public mind, he inspired the Nazis and/or that his philosophy led to the rise of the Nazis and/or he would've supported the Nazis. This is wrong in all counts.
    While Nietzsche died long before Hitler's rise, many of his opinions would've put him at odds with the Nazis and in all likelihood, they would've tried to kill him had he been alive at the time.
    Nietzsche friendship with Wagner famously broke down and after Wagner's death, Nietzsche wrote a book (The Case of Wagner) criticizing the man, explicitly calling Wagner out on his anti-Semitism and citing the ideology anti-Semitism as a thing that Nietzsche especially hates and despises. "Since Wagner had returned to Germany, he had condescended step by step to everything that I despise-even anti-Semitism..." In one of his last brief missives to his friend Overbeck he even stated he wished to “shoot all anti-Semites”.
    Nietzsche heavily criticized his sister and her husband, Bernhard Förster, speaking harshly against the "anti-Semitic canaille:"
    "I've seen proof, black on white, that Herr Dr. has not yet severed his connection with the anti-Semitic movement...Since then I've had difficulty coming up with any of the tenderness and protectiveness I've so long felt toward you. The separation between us is thereby decided in really the most absurd way. Have you grasped nothing of the reason why I am in the world?...Now it has gone so far that I have to defend myself hand and foot against people who confuse me with these anti-Semitic; after my own sister, my former sister, and after Widemann more recently have given the impetus to this most dire of all confusions. After I read the name Zarathustra in the anti-Semitic Correspondence my forbearance came to an end. I am now in a position of emergency defense against your spouse's Party. These accursed anti-Semite deformities shall not sully my ideal!
    Even early Nazi supporters such as, Adolf Bartles, had to acknowledge “that Nietzsche is no anti-semite”.
    Besides, their hatred of Jews, the Nazis were famously also anti-Slavic. Here is what Nietzsche said about Slavic people. "The Poles I consider the most gifted and gallant among the Slavic peoples; and the giftedness of the Slavs seems greater to me than that of the Germans."
    The Nazis were also extremely nationalistic and racist, positions which Nietzsche himself heavily criticizes in his works ("We Who are without Fatherlands"): "No, we do not love humanity; but on the other hand we are not nearly "German" enough, in the sense in which the word "German" is constantly being used nowadays, to advocate nationalism and race hatred and to be able to take pleasure in the national scabies of the heart and blood poisoning that now leads the nations of Europe to delimit and barricade themselves against each other as if it were a matter of quarantine."
    So, why is Nietzsche so associated with Nazism and Hitler? Largely, because of the Nazis themselves and Nietzsches' own sister and her husband, both of whom were incredibly anti-Semitic, nationalistic and in the case of Nietzsche's sister, a Nazi supporter.
    They twisted and omitted his words to fit their hateful ideology and paint him a supporter. In one of the drafts to "The Will to Power" which Nietzsche's sister published after his death and heavily twisting his words, Nietzsche wrote: "That is is written in German is untimely, to say the least: I wish I had written it in French so that it might not appear to be a confirmation of the aspirations of the German Reich." Which his sister promptly cut out to publish her 'version' of his supposed works.
    I want to let that sink in for a bit. His sister exploited her infinitely more talented and infinitely more famous dead brother for her own ends and forever tied his good name to a hateful political ideology/movement.
    If anyone is interested in learning more, I recommend Walter Kaufmann's book on Nietzsche or literally any good Nietzsche historian because it's clear (like so many other things), this cult didn't do any research on.

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I figured the cult was just using the boogey man of Naziism to cover for the actual reason they don’t want their followers delving into Nietzschism. The actual reason being that existentialism is about finding value internally, as opposed to traditional forms of faith that focus on at least one external entity. Happy Science’s whole thing is kinda about having one guy you need to put all your trust in, and that is the opposite of what Nietzsche wants.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you surprised? The cult couldn’t find their own ass with two hands and a flashlight. I’d be shocked if they would ever open one book about the Shoa or bothered to try and understand why Hitler was such a monster.

    • @lynnclaywood4043
      @lynnclaywood4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Damn, thats thorough! Nice read, thanks for the Nietzsche facts!

    • @PiratesRock
      @PiratesRock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@lynnclaywood4043 Oh yeah, no problem mate. Glad to have spread the word.

    • @saffron1996
      @saffron1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      wow i found a good book in the comments for once lol

  • @trombonemain
    @trombonemain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    I’m honestly shocked that the movie that features Zombie Hitler as a villain isn’t the one that features all the swastikas.

    • @lobomiser5046
      @lobomiser5046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Honestly fucking same.

    • @sayaksen7545
      @sayaksen7545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Hisler*

    • @jaydef6497
      @jaydef6497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’m reeling so much I had to take a break and look at the comments!!! I saw this and ascended to the 4th dimension, thx

    • @JohnEusebioToronto
      @JohnEusebioToronto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was Hitler's soul. Not Hitler as a zombie.

    • @jayharkins5573
      @jayharkins5573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JohnEusebioToronto Hisler 😂

  • @EstrogenPatchNotes
    @EstrogenPatchNotes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Never before have I seen someone pour this much money into going "It's too late I've already drawn you as the soyjack and me as the chad"

    • @idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955
      @idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Best Comment

    • @GreebusBleeb
      @GreebusBleeb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is why I look at the comments

    • @dreadogastusf3548
      @dreadogastusf3548 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chad, I get. But what does soyjack mean?

    • @PhageScope
      @PhageScope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dreadogastusf3548 google what the "soyboy" insult is and what it means, and you'll know. Put shortly, it's an insult directed at men who don't fulfill the general role of men.

  • @owlgirl1998
    @owlgirl1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I just can't get over the "if people knew about reincarnation there would be world peace cause no one wants to fight people they know" philosophy like I wouldn't fistfight my entire family for 1 stale corn chip.

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The other ironic thing about it: in regards to a lot of crimes that happen to people, the culprit is MUCH more likely to be someone the person already knows/implicitly trusts rather than a random stranger or casual acquaintance.

    • @kairi3177
      @kairi3177 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Happy Science needs to meet my family.

  • @elpretender1357
    @elpretender1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I saw that movie "The rebirth of Buddha" before knowing it was from a cult.
    It appeared one day in my recomended youtube videos and I thought about giving it a watch since I know Japan treats god-like figures with all the creative license in the world, so I was expecting the movie to be some kind of supernatural action/drama where at the end the protagonists and us the audience learn some possitive buddhist teaching. Something simple but fun.
    When the orange haired guy said "That guy can't be the reincarnated Buddha, because I know the real buddha is..." I expected 100% it would be either himself or the protagonist girl. When it turned out some random stranger in a suit was the reincarnated Buddha I realized something was incredibly wrong

    • @Number1JettDawsonShrimp
      @Number1JettDawsonShrimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Honestly if it hadn't already been established for me what kind of movie it was (and thus who the "true" Buddha would be) then I honestly would've assumed it was supposed to be girl just from the way that the camera cut straight to her directly after the dude says that.

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Honestly if this movie really was written in the style of a modernized Japanese Yokai tale where a plucky young high school reporter goes ghostbusting with her edgy loner ex boyfriend and learns about Buddhist philosophy to defeat them, I would honestly find that pretty fun.

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like it being the girl would’ve been cliched in its own right but it would at least make WAY more goddamn sense than some boring jackoff in a suit

    • @infantiltinferno
      @infantiltinferno ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "It can't be...Because I AM the REAL SAMYAKSAMBUDDHA!!" cue seizure inducing transformation sequence. I'd watch that.

    • @sarkazoufala6431
      @sarkazoufala6431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😊😊😊😊😮

  • @tara5558
    @tara5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    "Edison you are the greatest scientist of humankind!"
    "No that's not true"
    Correct

    • @flow185
      @flow185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *Happy Sniper face

    • @Gabriel-hy8be
      @Gabriel-hy8be 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @KKK Revolution "Everyone steals in industry and commerce. I've stolen a lot myself. The thing is to know how to steal" - Thomas Edison

    • @chbend
      @chbend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i love edison and even im like Fu*k?

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @KKK Revolution What kind of username is that?

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @KKK Revolution you mean just like Elon Musk?

  • @Peringon
    @Peringon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    Fun fact: The whole point of Siddhartha Gautama being the Buddha is that he broke the cycle of reincarnation to which all living beings are subject to through his understanding of the four noble truths (according to Buddhism). Therefore, Buddha can't be reborn as that would contradict a pretty big and important part of Buddhism.
    Moreover, "Buddha" is a sort of title that means "awaken one" which has been shared by countless individuals through many years. Also, the ultimate goal of Buddhism is to be able to become an enlightened Buddha yourself.
    So, yeah... El Cantare is a stupid idiot 😅🤭

    • @BoisegangGaming
      @BoisegangGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Why care about research when you can just word salad? So much easier.

    • @LunDruid
      @LunDruid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Yeah, but real Buddhism is hard to monetize.

    • @easolinas1233
      @easolinas1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I get the feeling that this guy doesn't know much about theology in general, except a passing surface awareness of "Christians believe this" and "Buddhists believe that" and so on and so forth. His incorporation of both spiritual and material matters into these anime feels like he skimmed wikipedia pages for an overall view with none of the nuance and depth.

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@easolinas1233 Fun-Fact. Telltale and Genetically modified Sceptic,
      both famous for their good and funny Cult-Coverage.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As the saying goes, if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

  • @bugbrainzz
    @bugbrainzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Fauxchigo saying "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIGHT" made me wheeze and tear up

    • @AegisXIII
      @AegisXIII ปีที่แล้ว +26

      DUDE THE VOICE CRACK WAS PURE COMEDY

    • @schizoreze
      @schizoreze ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's him projecting his INNER HOLLOW inside Sayako (or whatever the hell her name was).

    • @severalcakes3267
      @severalcakes3267 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      For me, it was the strawman politician character saying, “Uh, as you know, Japan cannot do, uh… anything…”

  • @heyfell4301
    @heyfell4301 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I love the fact that they associate the Chinese with THAT symbol specifically, while in actual history it was Japan who was actually allied to "Hisler". Talk about projecting, if the guys wanted China to look bad, even the sickle and hammer would work better as a symbol in that context.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazies get
      roasted all the time by 'Some More News'. All the
      Weirdness you could ever wish for is covered.

    • @MorganPowers-hi4uh
      @MorganPowers-hi4uh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Technically the swastika was originally a Chinese symbol for peace, which actually kinda fits with the message of ‘world peace by any means necessary’. Not sure I’d give Okawa that much credit, though. He probably just grabbed the most obviously evil symbol he could think of.

    • @jessnalulila5709
      @jessnalulila5709 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also in the 1930's up until 1941 Germany offered military support to China. A man named John Rabe used his association with THAT political party to save chinese civilians in Nanking

  • @EnzoPietro10
    @EnzoPietro10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Ah, yes, the most cruel and evil power in the world, philosophy AND hitler!

    • @AkasagiPhan
      @AkasagiPhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      *Hissler

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@AkasagiPhan
      And Niches.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Akasagi and Cyrus make is sound like a sitcom.
      🎶 _Hissler & Niches~~!_ 🎶

    • @reillycurran8508
      @reillycurran8508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's especially funny if you actually read Nietzsche and realize he'd have had to have been held back from beating Hisler's ass for being such a confidently pathetic example of a human being.

    • @bottheskitarii8881
      @bottheskitarii8881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 I ship them

  • @ninjaboy1415
    @ninjaboy1415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    “Hisler busts out a z-move and his heck pokemon starts breathing fire.” What a wonderful way to start my morning shift.

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yoooou'd think... there was some kind of... law punishing this cult
      for misusing... like... everyone and everything... i mean,
      they literally name various dead-and-famous people,
      but even moe importantly: Dont they very-much-slander Buddha??
      You would think people have a problem with that.

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nenmaster5218 I agree

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kyrohowe3156 I agree with your Agreement with me.

    • @ninjaydes
      @ninjaydes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nenmaster5218 Happy Science has too much money to be punished for their name-plugging shenanigans. Even the angriest of big wigs soften up with sufficient bribery. .-.
      Sticking more closely to facts, the Japanese government protects rights to speech and religion. No law would be made to punish what Happy Science currently does, since cult members consent to having their money stolen. If Happy Science engages in criminal activity on the scale of 10+ murders, then the organization would fall similarly to Aum.

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nenmaster5218 If they're anything like Scientology, chances are if anyone tries to punish them, they'll stalk/harass/threaten/assault anyone who tries. And hell, in the case of the former, they were ballsy enough to *infiltrate government facilities and scrub all their records of the group,* so... :S

  • @plushdragonteddy
    @plushdragonteddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    my god, the way that guy yelled "I DON'T WANT TO LOSE... ANY MORE FRIENDS" will never not be funny to me, like he's supposed to be mourning the loss of a soul but it sounds like he's just tired of being unpopular

  • @GoddoDoggo
    @GoddoDoggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    At about 5 minutes in I was nearly ready to praise the diversity of the inclusion of two non-Japanese guys as being part of the apparently Japanese exchange student science trip, AND not making the black guy a horrible racist caricature...
    But then they turned a corner and stumbled on a horrible racist caricature of a magical indigenous woman.
    So, you know, hit and miss here, I guess.

    • @vitaliykormov1266
      @vitaliykormov1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The diverse characters didn’t get to go to heaven lmao

    • @RadenWA
      @RadenWA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And then the “Australian guy” shows up

    • @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
      @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      and then making everyone "good" blond and blue eyed

    • @currentlyrobynastore9890
      @currentlyrobynastore9890 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      and then the character that's a reference to the only black president in usa is named "tom bucks"

    • @Arjibi
      @Arjibi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hollywood did the same with the Middle East, just Orientalism in general

  • @Sara-sn5gd
    @Sara-sn5gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    So, the businessmen making the horrible, literally hell-like by this movie own admission, working conditions on Earth get to go to heaven. But for the people that actually ended up enduring those conditions in life are supposed be perpetually stuck in them because they might have thought badly of their bosses? Making hell is not a sin, but complaining about hell is according to this cult.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      The level of capitalist apologia is astounding

    • @goodlookingcorpse
      @goodlookingcorpse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      If you made a joke about "what if a stockbroker made a religion" it would have this.

    • @SystemBD
      @SystemBD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      As if "The Market" was not a religion already... But you are onto something here. If you want to create a successful cult, you have to do it in a way that strikes the ego of those you want to attract.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      This makes the Protestant Work Ethic look borderline socialist by comparison.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@goodlookingcorpse that.... actually sums it up suprisingly well

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Funny thing - that quote "God is dead" (or rather "Gott ist tot") wasn't meant as an attack on religion as a concept, but as an acknowledgement that the Protestant Reformation had refuted the Catholic Church's fear-mongering rhetoric about morality coming from religion.

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I thought that quote was more of an anguished epiphany that humanity's intellect and rationality has replaced religion and superstition, essentially "killing" God, and ponders about the implication of such a "death"...

    • @Hinotori_joj
      @Hinotori_joj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought that quote was a reference to the scene from the bokuben meme

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Philosophers are often drained out of context.

    • @yuvalgabay1023
      @yuvalgabay1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 its more of a cry of horror. We killed god. What's next? Whats now? What does it mean to us?

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yuvalgabay1023 Exactly. That is what I understood from the whole paragraph...

  • @nicholasschmidt2864
    @nicholasschmidt2864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Can I just say that the forces good featuring Helen Keller, Thomas Edison, and literal angels fighting the forces of evil lead by Hitler, Nietzsche, and a giant war elephant is some of the hardest shit ever.

    • @onenerd9573
      @onenerd9573 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Would make a good metal album cover.

  • @Spacialvekter
    @Spacialvekter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    14:10 "It's not clear why they made him blonde and blue-eyed here..." Oh, I think it is, Geoff.

  • @NightFlowerLuv
    @NightFlowerLuv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    The third movie’s antagonist’s design is criminally good for such a trash fire. I’m genuinely offended

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Yeah, and the VA does a good job of at least hamming it up from the few lines he does get. Sucks to be in a cult anime and not a real good show.

    • @bluejay43
      @bluejay43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      A lot of the character designs in the third movie are good, it's such a shame such cool and unique characters are associated with this cult

    • @Iddun
      @Iddun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ohhh I’m pumped for that review!!!

    • @umu-san4414
      @umu-san4414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He could be a good Gundam villain.

    • @aliciaabismo1235
      @aliciaabismo1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was thinking of exactly that.

  • @phantombroker6856
    @phantombroker6856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Legit cannot believe that one of these has an “I definitely have breast cancer” moment right from the Room, down to its exact lack of impact on the narrative

    • @Vee_Sheep
      @Vee_Sheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The Room is an everlasting masterpiece compared to these, and Tommy Wiseau is a very hinged and beloved auteur compared to Ryuho Okawa lmao
      at least Tommy seems to be happy with his film's "so bad it's good" meme status, and hasn't started a cult

    • @MintyCoolness
      @MintyCoolness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey, that's an insult!
      ...to Tommy Wiseau. lol

  • @cat.a.lacking
    @cat.a.lacking 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    6:33 that “come on!” From “Margaret thatcher” never fails to leave me in tears like what on earth prompted that response?! Why’s she so mad? And why’s she taking it out on some random Japanese cultists? So many questions

  • @n00dl3gal
    @n00dl3gal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    35:02 is just... the exact same thing as the plotline in The Room. Parent brings up their cancer diagnosis, it is immediately forgotten.
    Tommy Wiseau is WAY more charismatic than the Happy Science guy though

    • @adventureinc.9769
      @adventureinc.9769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, but you gotta admit that’s a pretty low bar.

    • @coffeewolfproductions9113
      @coffeewolfproductions9113 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think I would rather watch The Room than this because at least The Room is funny bad

  • @WillpmMightBeDaBoss
    @WillpmMightBeDaBoss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    The funniest thing about making Nietzsche and Hitler buds is that Wagner and Nietzsche had a massive falling out partly fuelled by Wagner’s anti-semitism so him and Hitler definitely would not have been buds.

    • @rjmunguia1
      @rjmunguia1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Niches* and Hisler*

    • @DStecks
      @DStecks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Nietzsche also thought that all the stuff he wrote about God being dead was a bad thing. He was a harsh critic of the Enlightenment, that's why the fascists were drawn to his writings.

    • @levongevorgyan6789
      @levongevorgyan6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah, poor guy got his worked coopted. Same as Darwin.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DStecks nietzsche was also a massive hack who deserved every thing he got for his blatant plagiarism of Schopenhauer, Stirner, and other religious texts citing them as his own

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DStecks I don't remember the full of it but wasn't nietzsche *lamenting* the state of religion at the time?

  • @sovietcanuckistanian
    @sovietcanuckistanian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "If everyone believed in reincarnation we'd have world peace" they say, casually ignoring the history of every Hindu, Buddhist, and Sikh society, including Japan.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      **Nanking-denialism intensifies**

    • @Extinctanimals22
      @Extinctanimals22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Even when you leave the religions that originate in India you find lot's with rules about why being terrible is not okay. Hasn't stopped members of the other world's religions.

    • @Mayurbhedru
      @Mayurbhedru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Extinctanimals22 other religion thinks prohibition works.

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s almost like a lot of people struggle to weigh short term benefits to their long terms costs, so that when a religion tries to make someone act morally at risk of a very bad result that’s a long time off, it fails to be effective.

  • @ScooterinAB
    @ScooterinAB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I was in Japan when Rebirth of the Buddha came out, and the story of me trying to watch it is a journey. I was already aware of Happy Science because of one of my professors and because of the Super Friends Hall of Justice-style Happy Science building that I found exploring the town. Me and a few friends were laughing about the movie, and my professor refused to talk about it (but in a coy, cynical kind of way).
    A friend said she was out shopping when someone approached her and gave her tickets to see the movie. She didn't want to see it but knew that me and another friend would get a kick out of it. However, I couldn't find out where the movie was playing, despite constant TV ads promoting it. The friend who had the tickets said she was given the phone number of a woman (may or may not have been the person she got the tickets from) who could tell us where it was playing.
    So the friend I was going to see the movie with comes over and phones the woman. She tells my friend where the movie is playing, but asks if we'd go to her house at some point after watching it to talk about what we thought. We're dying of laughter at this point over how fucked up this whole thing is. We see the movie and it was fucking insane, and we spend the next few weeks laughing about how insane it was and how shoddy the animations seemed. We also went on about whether to phone this woman or not, with me backing out on account of not wanting to get roofied by a cultist.
    My friend doops another friend of ours into going with her to meet this woman, because she needed to see where this was going, and because she definitely didn't want to go alone. They go and see the woman, and relay back to us even more hilarious insanity, though they weren't drugged or lobotomized or anything.
    To this day, knowing just how wacked out this movie was, my favourite scene is still when Jesus Buddha Okawa sword fights UFO-piloting Darth Vade on elephant-back. The movie's climax and denouement are amazingly bad and yet so wonderfully entertaining.

  • @RomeDrori
    @RomeDrori 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The explanation of why the girl was totally wrong in ditching her boyfriend destroyed me.

  • @wuschelfloke7690
    @wuschelfloke7690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    Can we talk about the "I'll give you Africa" line? Did they plan to eradicate the entire population of the African continent or are we "just" talking about colonialism 2.0? And how can she be cool with this and still be super space buddha's main love interest? I have so many questions?

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They're the good guys and they have alien technology, I assume they'd just clear out the Congo or something and set up shop.

    • @wuschelfloke7690
      @wuschelfloke7690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@theeccentrictripper3863 that doesn't make me feel better! I'm half Congolese!

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@wuschelfloke7690 That should make you feel way better, they develop a huge chunk of uninhabited jungle and provide the Congo with advanced alien technology, the Congo Empire will last a thousand years

    • @jeweledmoon5567
      @jeweledmoon5567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@theeccentrictripper3863 so they'll eradicate a large swath of some of the most biodiverse land on the planet? That ain't good either.

    • @braindavidgilbert3147
      @braindavidgilbert3147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean, they are incredibly racist so…

  • @swordhunter12
    @swordhunter12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "If everyone knew about reincarnation, we'd have world peace, because then we'd realise we all knew each other already, and we wouldn't want to kill people we know!"
    The people at Happy Science clearly haven't met my coworkers.

    • @Videokirby
      @Videokirby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Not to mention that, for an anime, they seem to have missed a lot of the anime plots where two people reincarnate to murder eachother repeatedly.

    • @isapu1948
      @isapu1948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Don't people find it easier to kill people they know and hate than perfect strangers?

    • @hahano4281
      @hahano4281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      All I’m hearing is I could potentially kill Tim from HR an infinite number of times

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Fun fact: some samurai that converted to Buddhism gave up on fighting because they didn't see a point in it. Anyone they killed would just reincarnate later. Clearly those ones didn't consider the potential benefits of the flip side.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      As someone that deals with people in abusive relationships, I can tell you this- you are much, much more likely to be killed by someone you know. And all because you got into a shitty argument about that time 6 months ago when she slept with your friend, and how you smashed her car windshield (but that was totally justified because she threw out your 8 track tapes). Making everyone remember EVERYTHING seems like a guaranteed way to have people go for an eternal blood battle hell.

  • @HiddenDragon555
    @HiddenDragon555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The fact that the fascist emperor wearing a mask before he became an emperor is so funny to me. How did he get away with that?

  • @M2ofEMMM
    @M2ofEMMM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    U.S. American right-wingers 🤝 Japanese right-wingers: "How dare you suggest we teach our children about our historical (and ongoing) colonialist atrocities?!"

    • @micr0d0t97
      @micr0d0t97 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone knows just nobody cares because all the people who did that stuff is dead and in 2023 days people realize all races have done terrible shit

    • @razi_man
      @razi_man ปีที่แล้ว

      For real, it gets even worse with the US thought because AT LEAST Japan IS NOT starting wars and literally genociding people in other countries and installing puppet dictators in them.

    • @beniverson3777
      @beniverson3777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Which ongoing atrocities would those be

  • @therisingtithes
    @therisingtithes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    I just wanna say that naming the obvious allegory to the United States' only Black president 'Tom Bucks' is actually mighty fucked up.

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wait, why? I mean, I don't doubt it at all, I just don't know the reason

    • @almond3066
      @almond3066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @@somedragonbastard I think it might be a reference to the offensive term "uncle Tom"

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@almond3066 true

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@almond3066 "Buck" has also been used historically as a general term for black men (and Indians), although I don't hear it much today, even from actual racists.

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@typacsk IIRC in slave auctions, male and female slaves were referred to as "bucks" and "does" to dehumanize them to potential buyers.

  • @Zillionman2010
    @Zillionman2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    One big thing I've never understood about depictions of Hell like this, is why do the most evil people control Hell? Hell is supposed to be a punishment, the more evil you are the more you're punished. But, according to 90% of the depictions of Hell, if you're evil enough then you get to call the shots and do whatever you want. Doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of it?

    • @MisterPudd
      @MisterPudd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Probably because they wantt to equate power=evil. That being said, it also doesnt help that when you base hell around the biblical version, god just gets thrown into a negative light since he essentially just sends ppl to hell for the fun of it.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Supernatural atleast did a fairly reasonable version of it, you get to be a powerful demon but the process involves being brutally tortured/painfully morphed into a Demon

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well if a good guy is running hell, how can he torture people for eternity and still be a good guy? No one deserves to suffer forever no matter what they've done. Why is there no redemption in the afterlife? Why is there an afterlife at all? Why does anyone believe any of this nonsense?

    • @MisterPudd
      @MisterPudd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@treacherousjslither6920 weve only been told that hell is full off eternal suffering through the church. Plus us as humans naturally want to feel like those that sinned like murdered or raped should suffer for their actions yet the church also says if you ask to repent before you die, youll be able to go to heaven so... honestly nobody rlly knows what goes on after you die so meh

    • @abdAlmajedSaleh
      @abdAlmajedSaleh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NO human has any control in Islam

  • @LordMoku
    @LordMoku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    At this point I can't tell whether the evil pastor's spoken "wew wew wew" magic sounds are a joke or actually in the movie.

    • @theinimitablejora522
      @theinimitablejora522 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't either... I surmise they're South Park-sampled, considering I swear I hear Eric Cartman in there, but I dunno...

  • @rainylupin
    @rainylupin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    What gets me the most about The Mystical Laws is that in terms of narrative function, there is *no reason* to have aliens in this movie at all. What would change if Leika Chan was just a super intelligent weaponry developer who realised she'd got in over her head and fled Godom to help the rebellion? What do the Reptalions and Utika actually *contribute?*
    The answer is NOTHING. You LOSE. Good DAY, SIR.
    also can you imagine how many fangirls Utika would have if these movies were more mainstream

  • @JAnne_Bonne
    @JAnne_Bonne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "Why does the _one_ afterlife punishment Jeffrey Epstein's _not_ getting gotta be so harsh!?"
    That line, both reading and joke, made me lose my breath from laughter.

    • @vysharra
      @vysharra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “Bleachigo’s super saiyan love” is what got me.

    • @xuanluu4873
      @xuanluu4873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vysharra which part was that in the video?

    • @vysharra
      @vysharra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xuanluu4873 43:33

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vysharra Thanks

    • @SuperStar-ss1pn
      @SuperStar-ss1pn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol jeffteys family and the deceased Democrats vote for him to go to hell

  • @anenemystand5582
    @anenemystand5582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Ngl I was kind of hoping it would be revealed that nietzsche was the one possessing fake Buddha and he was just going to become a recurring villian in the Happy Science cinematic universe. I'm very disappointed.

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And he always get discovered, because no matter what incarnation he just yells
      "GOD IS DEAD" when hes really happy and the protagonist hear him

    • @fireboy312002
      @fireboy312002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Niches
      ;)

    • @almond3066
      @almond3066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah yes, the happy science cinematic universe
      Or as I call it, the HSCU

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude having nieche as a "team rocket" recurrent villan would have been the coolest

  • @michaelmcdoesntexist3845
    @michaelmcdoesntexist3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Honestly, it really speaks to the music in MHA (and the effect that music can have on a moment that calls for it) that you can put "You Say Run" in a fight with Niches and Hisler versus some high school kid and it actually amps up the intensity by like.... a lot. By way more than it logically should.

  • @natalyn139
    @natalyn139 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “next is the hell of the inescapable pit, an office complex where demons force people to work really long shifts at really cramped desks as a punishment for those who envied happy and successful people and tried to bring them down.”
    damn, up until that last part, they were so close to actually saying something based about capitalism/modern japan/the anime industry

  • @professorcryogen6419
    @professorcryogen6419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I don't know what I was expecting, but Nazi China and Aryan-washing of historical figures was not any of them.

    • @andrejg4136
      @andrejg4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was calling Godom "Shocker China" in the live chat because a lot of early Kamen Rider villains (and some Sentai ones too like the Black Cross Army) have Nazi-eqsue affectations.
      While it's not quite as blatant in the modern era remakes, the old school Kamen Rider villains still have stupidly on the nose fascist imagery.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrejg4136 didn't one of them have a Nazi Crocodile?

  • @quint_avi
    @quint_avi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    As a piece of fiction, all of this is hilariously bad. As a real-life belief system, however, is absolutely terrifying.

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The terrifying things are really only the war crimes denial and the fact that the dude that they worship is alive, though? No other part of the cosmology is worse than, say, Evangelical Christianity. Kill the leader and the Imperial Japanese apologism is the only terrible thing

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@runeanonymous9760 Evangelical Christianity is also terrifying, for the same reasons.

    • @popcultureoverdosed
      @popcultureoverdosed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@runeanonymous9760 No. Christianity isn't even inherently bad. Everything about the happy science cult is abhorent

    • @ziggymoondust2281
      @ziggymoondust2281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@popcultureoverdosed The Evangelicals are absolutely terrible, no questions asked. Don't really have a big opinion on the rest of the branches.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@popcultureoverdosed Christianity isn't, but as a Christian myself evangelicals 1000% are.

  • @lucky_ratz
    @lucky_ratz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:30
    " Come on! "
    - Margaret Thatcher

  • @kouusa
    @kouusa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks the masked evil emperor has the best voice in all the movies so far.

  • @dreye3215
    @dreye3215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    I love how they keep being anti-nazi, despite constantly defending Imperial Japan, and its involvement in WWII.
    They even equate China with nazism, and make Japan the enemy of the nazis, as if they've forgotten who's side each country was on during the war. I guess that the Tripartite Pact registers to Happy Science the same way as Nanjing, it never happened.

    • @grahamcarpenter5135
      @grahamcarpenter5135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Yeah, what the fuck? "Nazism is bad, also forget about the time we were allied with the Nazis during WW2!"

    • @TheOneGuy1111
      @TheOneGuy1111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Not to mention the whole "Nazis are bad and oh by the way all the angels and the most virtuous of people are all blonde haired and blue eyed" thing.

    • @lrose1310
      @lrose1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@grahamcarpenter5135 more like "Nazism is bad, also forget about the time we were probably 1000 times worse than the Nazis during WW2"

    • @ForcedHandleName
      @ForcedHandleName 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hey, remember the rape that happened that one time during a war that was spread world wide?
      Yeah, me either...and the victims DEFINITELY don't remember...and the rest of the world's historians don't remember...and the reptilians orbiting Earth don't remember.

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      To be fair, accurate info on WW2 is a bit hard to come by in Japan. Some of their textbooks on the history of Japan even intentionally skip past the 40s altogether, jumping straight from the 30s to the 50s without comment. A lot of Japanese people are probably genuinely unaware of which side they were on in that war.

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    You know what? I think if someone tries to ASSASSINATE YOU I think it's fair game to design the bad guy in your cult anime after them. Like everything else Happy Science does feels insane and out of touch with reality, but that much at least just feels like a proportionate revenge.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Fair counterpoint they're only slightly different in terms of dangerous

    • @grahamcarpenter5135
      @grahamcarpenter5135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@anarchomando7707 Yeah, I mean...the Happy Science guy didn't try to flood the Tokyo subways with sarin, but it's not like he deserves brownie points for that.

    • @levongevorgyan6789
      @levongevorgyan6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Plus that's the guy that killed people in an orchestrated terrorist attack, he's an ultimate villain in real life.

    • @ava_marie_v
      @ava_marie_v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @JAMS Dream I wouldn't put it past them, though...

    • @Kwatcher100
      @Kwatcher100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ava_marie_v They just realized there’s more money to be made by not bombing or poisoning people.

  • @metaforth1271
    @metaforth1271 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The emperor's design goes so much harder than it has any right to

  • @BooBooBlueBerry
    @BooBooBlueBerry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The "Oh crap! Earth's consciousness is going to clean out the world!" moment with the space lizards got me just as good as the space police moment with the very same space lizards in the last video.

  • @danidm5820
    @danidm5820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    I can't stop imagining SAO Abridged Kirito going "FOR YOU SEE, LONG AGO..." every time exposition starts

    • @Gaius453
      @Gaius453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      ᴮᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᵍᵃᶜʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵇᵇˡᵉ ˡᶦᵛᵉˢ ᵒⁿ...

    • @GamingwolfZJ
      @GamingwolfZJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes. That is the only thing I can say about this

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Still waiting for the day Geoff covers that beautiful resurrection of the story.

    • @terrytheblackmage4799
      @terrytheblackmage4799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thanks for the quick tutorial on rocks...
      And the NOT so quick tutorial on pig smiting

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gaius453 for some reason Google wants to translate your comment to English, and the only thing it does is remove the 'but'.

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    “A Yahtzi China trying to invade and conquer Japan”
    That premise is particularly ironic considering… literally everything about World War 2.
    Just saying, glass houses and all that.

    • @jy3n2
      @jy3n2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Remember, Happy Science believes none of that happened.

    • @shmuel00
      @shmuel00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The word is ‘inversion’.

  • @tetramorpheus
    @tetramorpheus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    As an English / Language Arts teacher and special educator, I really appreciated your direct appeal for media literacy at the end. Many of the students I work with unfortunately prove susceptible to conspiracy theories and disinformation, and I consider these kinds of skills to be just as -- if not more -- important to my students being meaningfully engaged with the world. Will they need to know how to write a resume and get a job? Yes, occasionally. But they will also be immersed in media EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES. And we've seen what toxic disinformation can do with especial clarity in the last few years. So thanks, Geoff.

    • @maca76
      @maca76 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      also a Language teacher, and i hate people wanting us to teach only "useful" stuff, when literature and media are constantly used against people, i think its more useful to teach that a fun movie can be propaganda than to learn stuff they can learn on the internet, because also learn how to use the internet to their advantage and not be easily manipulated should be taught

    • @freewilly1193
      @freewilly1193 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@maca76your comment doesn't come across as a language teacher, but I will let it slide because this video is as mind altering as I can imagine.

    • @maca76
      @maca76 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@freewilly1193 idk what gives you that impression, if its grammar english is my third language so that may be

    • @catsandcavies1759
      @catsandcavies1759 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      because English is the only language? LOL@@freewilly1193

  • @LunDruid
    @LunDruid ปีที่แล้ว +13

    44:30
    The stupid song: "There is one and only one sun in the sky."
    The stars: "Are we a joke to you!?"

  • @sakamotoverge3194
    @sakamotoverge3194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The literal anime of the sentence “We can make a religion out of this”.

  • @vedabitsaha
    @vedabitsaha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    True story: TLDR: This group came to my country when I was a kid, tried to indoctrinate me (and friends) into their group, but fortunately failed. Years later, I came to Japan and was shocked to find out I am studying in the University their leader graduated from xD
    Part 1: When I was about 8-9 years old in India, this group came to my society (in India we call a group of apartment buildings a society), and showed us “Rebirth of Buddha”, and introduced us to Ryuho Okawa (leader of Happy Science group), a supposed reincarnation of Buddha. Being impressionable kids, we loved the movie about a reincarnated buddha shooting beams and stuff from his palms and destroying evil and what-not. After the movie they even dared to tell us that it’s based on real life events about Ryuho Okawa xD Anyway we were handed a bunch of sutras to recite daily in the morning, and admittedly I did for a few days lol. They also gave us some easy-to-follow books about recollections of real people having experienced near-death experiences and witnessing Buddha. I don’t remember the details anymore but the stories were quite captivating to me back then. The group told us they would shortly build a temple and looking for volunteers to help the poor (probably just a cover for their cult stuff), and some kids (myself included) were looking forward to it. Anyhow, their activities were discovered and the group was flagged and sent back to Japan, so I escaped whatever indoctrination into their cult they had planned xD
    Part 2: More than a decade later, I arrived in Japan for my master’s education. I didn’t recall much of this incident and the group’s name, yet somehow I remembered Okawa’s face immediately when I saw a pamphlet of his circulating around while I was cycling in Tokyo. Digging into it, I rediscovered Happy Science and was shocked to find out they had a number of offices all over Tokyo, and were a major presence. More shockingly, Ryuho Okawa is an alumnus of the University that I was studying in 😂 damn interesting turn of events xD
    Part 3: I graduated from Uni and started working recently, and moved into a sharehouse. Was just chilling with some sharemates in the common area, and a guy (as a joke) wanted to introduce me to Japanese religions and handed me a poster of Happy Science group, asking if I was interested. Needless to say he was shocked to learn about my experience, and we had a good laugh about the whole thing lol

    • @JamesTheCelestial
      @JamesTheCelestial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Absolutely incredible

    • @chbend
      @chbend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that is awesome!

    • @avigailpekelman8239
      @avigailpekelman8239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You lived on a society?

    • @warpspeedscp
      @warpspeedscp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@avigailpekelman8239 yes, he lived in a soceity.

    • @XSilver_WaterX
      @XSilver_WaterX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Live strong and wise bro, here in the states I pulled a few strings and sent a few missionaries to an unknown island in the south Atlantic. They DID genuinely threaten me to break into my bank account and scam a local church to hate me. Never attack something you know won't work, especially to those who know the market. Even the Black and Criminal.

  • @Pajali
    @Pajali 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Lowkey surprised that the Sadboi Sith Nazi doesn’t actually have cat heads as his symbol instead of swastikas when he seems custom-made to be a devotee of Catboy Satan. What a missed opportunity on the part of Happy Science. 🐱 😈

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm actually upset at how cool a villain he is.

  • @primorock8141
    @primorock8141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "How much cultural references can we stick into our cult?"
    The Leader: Yes

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun-Fact. Telltale and Genetically modified Sceptic,
      both famous for their good and funny Cult-Coverage.

  • @luvslotsastuff
    @luvslotsastuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The fact that this version of Thomas Edison managed to out-weird the one in Fate where he's a lion furry with the souls of every single US President inside of him whose Noble Phantasm is the 20th Century Fox logo says a lot.

    • @mst3kharris
      @mst3kharris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I have to admit that my favorite thing about the Fate version is imagining Barack Obama’s soul making Jefferson’s and Washington’s _extremely_ uncomfortable.

    • @hermitcrabguy29
      @hermitcrabguy29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I'm not gonna ask because fate lore is incomprehensible to mere mortals, but I will say that that is some fucking wild shit right there

    • @duncanlutz3698
      @duncanlutz3698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@hermitcrabguy29 Having played the game where this happened, I still can't fully explain to you what the fuck happened with Edison.
      He's even called the "presi-king" as well because of the "I am ALL the presidents" bs.
      To be honest, most of Fate lore is based on moon logic or falls apart very quickly if you try to think it through. It's dominated by "rule of cool//don't think about it" moments. The author will get super serious with these convoluted explanations for why this is totally 100% coherent with existing lore! But it rarely is. Because it's all based on "rule of cool" with working backyards from there.
      Like how George Washington doesn't count as a heroic spirit, and thus, had to fuse with Edison alongside all the other mythologized presidents like Lincoln and JFK. It would make far more sense for all the future presidents to collapse in on Washington, who was alive in this time period (and seriously should qualify as a servant in his own right), and not Edison... who wasn't born yet.
      Or why Queen Mebd of Irish folkore was invading America with a warped version of Cu Chulainn just after the Revolutionary War ended (as I said, Washington's time) and it fell upon Edison to take command of America's armies to fight off the Celtic menace... with robots... nearly 100 years before Edison was even born. With the power of Hollywood that wouldn't exist for another 150 years. Or how most locations featured in the Singularity didn't exist in Revolutionary times.
      It's all because they thought it would be cool. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!
      Welcome to Fate!

    • @larsnyman2455
      @larsnyman2455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Everything I learn about the Fate series after the visual novel feels like I’ve learned too much

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@duncanlutz3698 at least Fate lore being based on moon logic becomes kind of excusable once you realize that in-universe it genuinely is based on the logic of the actual moon.

  • @krishnasadhanaofficial4292
    @krishnasadhanaofficial4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Fun fact:
    The Japanese VA for God Eagle (1st movie), Sorano Taiyou (2nd movie), and Sho Shishimaru (3rd movie) is none other than Takehito Koyasu aka DIO himself. I shit you not, google the three movies and you'll mind will be blown.
    Also the Japanese VA for Sayako and discount Ichigo from the 2nd movie are the same VAs as Kill La Kill's Ryuko Matoi and Space Dandy's Meow respectively

    • @avigailpekelman8239
      @avigailpekelman8239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Too late Jonathan, i dio, have joined a cult!

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      You thought it was Dio, but no! It was me, SHO!

    • @noukan42
      @noukan42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wasn't he also the voice actor for Hermes?

    • @worldweaver2691
      @worldweaver2691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      fucking wow.

    • @peterang78
      @peterang78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      WOW! They do not deserve to lend their voice to this.

  • @Supreme-King
    @Supreme-King ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I just watched the latest Trash Taste episode and remembered this video.
    The fact that Pete had to voice El-Cantare in the most over the top ways possible and was almost recruited for it still makes me chuckle.

  • @hazydaze9921
    @hazydaze9921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    39:43 "a mysterious girl who's also been reported missing" Wait does he know who she is or not? She's mysterious but also a widely known missing person XD

  • @devlinburgess2463
    @devlinburgess2463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I've been reading Saint Young Men lately, and it kinda astounds me how a joke manga about Jesus and Budda going on vacation in Japan manages to be more theologically comprehensible than this actual religion. All these anime are like the first draft for an SMT game written while high on bath salts. They even have Hit- I mean, Hisler, just like Persona 2 did!

    • @enigmaj1494
      @enigmaj1494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Um, his name was “Der Furher,” get it right… (/sarcasm)

    • @anonymous71207
      @anonymous71207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and the evil alien spaceships! though I guess there was only one in persona 2

    • @thanatoast
      @thanatoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kind of a tangent, but i'm always going to be weirded out by the fact that Gabriel the angel is female in SMT games, where in most Judeo-Christian sources he's said to be male.

    • @enigmaj1494
      @enigmaj1494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thanatoast Well, angels (and by extension, demons) can change their physical form to either sex.

    • @DolusVulpes
      @DolusVulpes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thanatoast actually in all abrahamic canon angels are completely genderless and also able to completely change their form at will, which they do to not alarm mortals. The exceptions to this rule are fallen angels, who are instead hermaphroditic.

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I was watching this past midnight and then I head the Thomas Edison “Mary had a little lamb”. I then couldn’t sleep for a few hours.

  • @fomorians
    @fomorians 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    My uncle is heavily invested in higher ranks of Happy Science and personally attended some of Okawa's lectures in Japan over the years, and he definitely tried to involve me as well - giving me books, anime, and even a few voice over and translation jobs to do (unpaid of course...) it is so satisfying to watch these videos of you roasting not only the anime but the cult itself. These anime are actually based off some key books Okawa "wrote" and they're for people who don't have the time or interest to read the books (which are awful). Happy Science is the most "we are not a cult" cult ever. You don't even wanna know what they believe about coronavirus (it was made by aliens and stolen by the Chinese... and also a few members of HS filmed themselves doing an exorcism in Times Square during the pandemic in order to keep the Covid away lmao).

  • @arbelcohen8280
    @arbelcohen8280 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Dude this is a crime. Why can’t I like a video more than once.

    • @mothersbasement
      @mothersbasement  ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Your comment counts as a bonus like

  • @philiphart4146
    @philiphart4146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    "Most run on Windows ME"
    You missed a perfectly good TempleOS joke there, man!

    • @mothersbasement
      @mothersbasement  2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      DAMNIT!

    • @shanemicah6371
      @shanemicah6371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DougBurgum4VP lol jokes aside. Terry Davis was actually talented.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mothersbasement at least you acknowledge it now might as well add it into a special edition feature or the next video

  • @questionablebackyardmeows
    @questionablebackyardmeows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    "Aw, crap Earth's conscience is going to clean out the world"
    this dub LMAOOOOO

    • @fatemehhajizadehsaffar6882
      @fatemehhajizadehsaffar6882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That...that was from the actual thing? I thought it was part of the roast

    • @questionablebackyardmeows
      @questionablebackyardmeows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If it indeed is the actual dub, it would fit the rule of religious media in general: trying to split the difference when a situation is so horrific to comprehend that *only* a full on cluster F bomb, unintelligible screaming panic, or absolute shocked, stunned silence would be believable, valid reactions by anything with emotion at all.
      That almost always gives you the Dull Surprise trope and/or some of the cheesiest lines ever.

    • @DAsrada
      @DAsrada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Going by the look of it and the presence of reptile-humanoids, I could almost see "Ahh shit, Lavos is waking up" instead.

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gaia going hard

  • @cat.a.lacking
    @cat.a.lacking 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Ive listened to these videos so many times going to sleep im lowkey worried ill wake up one day being a full-fledged HS member… only Neeches can save me now I fear

  • @SolStJohn
    @SolStJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Was watching Alice in Borderlands on Netflix last night and the character raised in a cult started talking about "the light of hope" -- did a double-take so hard I cracked my neck.

    • @kamikazelemming1552
      @kamikazelemming1552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really hope Alice in Borderland gets a Second Season.
      If it doesn't, then at least the manga is finally getting an English release this moth.

  • @aquamarinerose5405
    @aquamarinerose5405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Will say, the idea that Prayer is part of booting up a piece of Magitech designed to speak with Ghosts sounds like it makes some amount of sense.

    • @sovietcanuckistanian
      @sovietcanuckistanian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      you know if he was a little less self centered, this guy could have had a promising career writing Warhamer 40k lore.

  • @OozeBear
    @OozeBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Well this has been a fucking trip. Fun story: I suffer from a chronic pain disorder and, after watching the first video in the middle of a flareup, I fell asleep and dreamed that alien smoke monsters were causing my pain. They even looked like bad CGI in my dream.
    So I guess the movies work a tiny bit?

    • @jjaystar94
      @jjaystar94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm sorry, did I fall asleep and forget I wrote this post???
      Note: I dreamt I was aphrodite in my dream but still. Flare and watching this and bam- happy science dream

  • @boiyado6717
    @boiyado6717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    At around 53:00, the immediate thought on to what the name of the weapon could be is the Prometheus, given how they were portrayed in the earlier movie. Then it turned out the weapon was fire based, and I am extremely confused on why they didn’t name it that.

  • @devoutmuslim3124
    @devoutmuslim3124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Damn I Feel Bad To Siddhartha Gautama, He Spent All His Life To Not Get Reincarnated Againt Only To Reincarnated Againt as Ryuho Okawa