Honestly it's really brave of you guys to record with tomar. I'm sure the plexiglass cell you keep him in is a bit reassuring, but with his frequent fits of rage I'm not sure I would trust it.
They record all these episodes in Tomar's basement located 500-feet underground. Tomar started covering himself head to toe in red paint and saying "you're all going to die down here" in his best little girl voice.
So I just found this out... but you CAN'T just MAKE UP stuff about him like that. HE'S a REAL person with a real KID. I WILL be making sure you are MUTED on his behalf 🤬.
This is the fetus talking in this video. The cycle just began anew, the old Tomar is now deactivated standing in a huge hall in the catacombs of the oney studio.
I thought it was really funny how they all thought that Quagmire Marge thing was fake because of how morbid it sounded. It’s even funnier that it actually is real.
I was basically yelling at my screen. Like it's REAL, I remember seeing it in family guy. Chris may be an aging man with dementia and 41 other mental illnesses, but he's not crazy and he knows what he saw
That moment is even more infamous, because of what Seth Macfarlane says about it in the DVD commentary for the episode. It's like included in multiple Top 10 lists for "Uncomfortable DVD Commentaries". He gets really mad and upset how FOX producers wouldn't allow the joke to be included in the episode's premier, or something. So, he rants about how they had a biased towards The Simpsons. Cause the reason he made that joke in the first place was because The Simpson had a Treehouse of Horror about Homer cloning himself and one of the clones was Peter Griffin, cause Family Guy is a Simpsons clone. Peter only showed up for like 3 seconds during a panning shot of the clones and didn't say anything. So, Seth's response was to have a bit where Quagmire forces himself on Marge and then shoots the whole family during a still shot of The Simpsons house for like a minute.
Tomar canonically created the one piece. The one piece was always the Tomar emeralds, Gold D. Roger was simply Tomar's goyim minion, tasked with the mission to send many to their eventual doom in search of the legendary Tomar Emeralds for Tomar's sick enjoyment. The Emeralds themselves cried at the prospect, despite being born from such an evil man, they were once his mercy, his kindness, and his rationality, split from the main body. Forever cursed to be but pawns in his vile game despite their power.
I REMEMBER THAT, the Simpsons did a joke with a cloning hammock where Peter Griffin is one of the clones of Homer, and the Family Guy writers were like "Oh haha, we'll get you back". and yeah they had Quagmire drop his pants and r*** Marge off screen.
funny story about this recording: this was the first time Oneyplays ever recorded in front of a live studio audience! when Zach asked Tomar which country he would wipe off the face of the earth, Tomar got really sweaty and his eyes kept darting to the United States on the globe they have on set.
Dude, that's like TOTALLY crazy. Because I can actually attest to this. See, I used to work at the gun counter at Bass Pro Shop, and who came in one day? That’s right (you know who), it was Joshua Tomar. He asked to “take a gander” at a big, cool, iconic handgun because he said he wanted to cosplay as “the critic.” Once he had the gun, he spun around real quick like Michael Jackson, and I heard a click like he might have put a live round into the chamber mid-spin. Then he pointed the gun directly at my brain and started asking weird questions like “do you believe in God?” And “do you believe I AM God?” Eventually, he gave me back the gun, and ran out of the store (pausing to shove like 20 Snickers, and Moon Pies into the pockets of his Master Chief cargo shorts, then he spent the rest of the afternoon chasing cars, and geese in the parking lot.
I swear to absolute motherfuck, if we start getting a shitload of bots in OneyPlays’ comment sections now, I’m going to find and dox everyone who’s doing it.
I love how they wouldn’t believe Chris about the Family Guy joke and he didn’t even mention how later in the episode it cuts to the Simpson’s house and Mardge is telling Quagmire how much she enjoyed it, but then Homer comes back and Quagmire shoots him and then everyone else in the family including Maggie.
Tomar would let someone kidnap his baby repeatedly just so he can get away with going full force on the perpetrator and leave them breathing through a straw.
90% sure that "This stinks" video is a dragon ball video Cory animated for some guy. I think the guy asked him not to put that audio in at the end, but Cory did it anyway lol.
@officialOneyPlays. oh boy chris is that you? i feel so honored that THE chris "oneyNG" oneal from newgrounds himself has chosen lil ol me for the lucky selected. and to think i didnt even enter anything. boy oh boy i wonder what my offer is. thank you official really real not a scam bot chris, youve really made my day
How they all go silent, completely unsure of how to respond when Oney makes the statement about the "take your swing" guys, is probably one of the top 10 moments of Oneyplays 2023, and it's only january. Holy hell.
Holy shit! Not only does Quagmire kill Homer after he catches them, he proceeds to gun down every other Simpson, including Maggie after one second of hesitation.
8:39 I love the "Tomar that's real" and the Quagmire scene lol, it really is pretty shocking but it did happen. I think they removed it on later broadcasts.
Tomar freaking out? Herm, *rolls eyes* What a surprise… also notice how tomar doesn’t deny being on that HORRIBLE island? Ya know, little epsteins palace park?
I like how they specify that tomar loses it in the title, as if that doesn't occur in literally every episode. I love their ironic sense of meta humor.
I had to go back and clarify that Chris and Tomar shared awareness of the Music Conspiracy Guru. It was so unexpected that I initially thought Chris was making a Guru Larry joke or something.
This episode was delightful until the 17:27 mark, where I became overwhelmed with immense dread and fear for the Oney crew's safety and wellbeing. They were lucky Tomar didn't go full Tome Mode, be careful in future episodes please!
That Simpson r🦍 joke is true, there’s commentary over it. Ps: after the deed is done Marge tells Glen he’s amazing, as a cut away gag cuts to the Simpson house, where Homer and the family proceed to commit suicide.
no its even more fucked up than that, Homer catches them in bed and Quagmire shoots homer in self defense then systematically kills each Simpsons one by one
@@internetnobody6754 In the commentary for that episode too, Seth gets angry, not at the joke but because Fox censored it. Seth said that they were picking favorites.
@@ReverseMind100 lol that's crazy. how did they even censor it? it seems like they got everything they wanted out of the "joke". i don't even understand how he could say they were picking favorites when they let him write a rape and 3 child murders into one scene
And he made that joke because in a treehouse of horror where Homer gets cloned a lot, one of the clones is Peter Griffin (Simpsons is saying Family Guy is a clone), he appears for 3 seconds and doesn't say anything
The animation Cory made for the "This Stinks" guy was allegedly called "Dragonball theater: This Stinks Goku". Unfortunately it's listed as private. Also that isn't the original video of the guy saying it but it could be a start to finding it.
Honestly it's really brave of you guys to record with tomar. I'm sure the plexiglass cell you keep him in is a bit reassuring, but with his frequent fits of rage I'm not sure I would trust it.
They record all these episodes in Tomar's basement located 500-feet underground. Tomar started covering himself head to toe in red paint and saying "you're all going to die down here" in his best little girl voice.
@Jack Wrath the music on my paige is better than yours 😏
@Jack Wrath my content is better than yours and oneyplays combined
So I just found this out... but you CAN'T just MAKE UP stuff about him like that. HE'S a REAL person with a real KID. I WILL be making sure you are MUTED on his behalf 🤬.
The corrosive bile acid he spits from his glands can surely melt through plexiglass, they need to be careful.
It's so crazy to think there is a fetus that looks exactly like Tomar running across the earth right now..
Soon they will multiply faster and the world will be doomed
A seven inch long fetus
It came out bald with a beard and gave Jaxxi such bad rugburn that she yelped
@@uncledoctor6920 did she yelp for help?
This is the fetus talking in this video. The cycle just began anew, the old Tomar is now deactivated standing in a huge hall in the catacombs of the oney studio.
I like how Tomar acts all innocent like he's never leveled a country before.
He's responsible for several war crimes.
hes responsible for hiroshima
Where was Joshua Tomar on the morning of September 11th 2001
@@ratkingwastaken dancing around
Tomar is at least planetary level he doesnt concern himself with lines on a map
I thought it was really funny how they all thought that Quagmire Marge thing was fake because of how morbid it sounded. It’s even funnier that it actually is real.
Yeah okay tomar you can stop incorporating israel into every sentence you can it's getting really old
and now is officially the responsibility of disney
Saw that clip a few months ago. It’s fucking weird lol I never realized quagmire was an actual menace when I was a little.
@user-jb7jl2ye2g Ik this is a bot but the idea Oneyplays would give you a prize for this comment is so funny
Zach individually asking Lyle and Tomar if they believed the quagmire bit had me on the fucking floor
It’s REAL
I was basically yelling at my screen. Like it's REAL, I remember seeing it in family guy. Chris may be an aging man with dementia and 41 other mental illnesses, but he's not crazy and he knows what he saw
Oh Glen the way you graped me was so good. Grape me again
@@NateS917 i yelled at my mom.
That moment is even more infamous, because of what Seth Macfarlane says about it in the DVD commentary for the episode. It's like included in multiple Top 10 lists for "Uncomfortable DVD Commentaries". He gets really mad and upset how FOX producers wouldn't allow the joke to be included in the episode's premier, or something. So, he rants about how they had a biased towards The Simpsons.
Cause the reason he made that joke in the first place was because The Simpson had a Treehouse of Horror about Homer cloning himself and one of the clones was Peter Griffin, cause Family Guy is a Simpsons clone. Peter only showed up for like 3 seconds during a panning shot of the clones and didn't say anything. So, Seth's response was to have a bit where Quagmire forces himself on Marge and then shoots the whole family during a still shot of The Simpsons house for like a minute.
I haven’t seen tomar this mad ever since they closed down the emerald mine
What about the tree star incident? I've also heard horror stories involving spaghettī
Tomar canonically created the one piece. The one piece was always the Tomar emeralds, Gold D. Roger was simply Tomar's goyim minion, tasked with the mission to send many to their eventual doom in search of the legendary Tomar Emeralds for Tomar's sick enjoyment. The Emeralds themselves cried at the prospect, despite being born from such an evil man, they were once his mercy, his kindness, and his rationality, split from the main body. Forever cursed to be but pawns in his vile game despite their power.
@@Mark-Zuccubus The Tomar is real?!
cut to tomar throwing nukes like garp from one piece
His illegal South American blood emerald industry
This episode is so good! I haven't heard Tomar laugh that hard since he slammed my head on a table and dented my soft-spot on my 4th birthday!
At least you can protect worms with your dent
Yeah but now the worms can do battle in your dent
somehow the lack of arguing and Chris letting them believe the Quagmire bit wasn't real is so funny to me
4d chess levels of gatekeeping truth
He learned his lesson after the Indian in the Cupboard
Chris gaslighting Tomar into thinking that he was ignoring Zach was painfully funny.
This time around Chris isn't gaslighting about Quagmire trying to get giggity good with Marge
Funniest part is that it’s not the first time he’s brought it up on the show
I love the editor showing it AS they argue about it. We all remember it on tv.
As we all know it's Seth MacFarlane's favorite joke, and was very happy Fox took it off TV
Last time he brought up the commentary by ol Seth too. He was… particularly proud of that bit…
Zach's laughing has now psychologically been linked to lying in Tomar's brain.
15:22 one of the absolute funniest unintentional jokes
I REMEMBER THAT, the Simpsons did a joke with a cloning hammock where Peter Griffin is one of the clones of Homer, and the Family Guy writers were like "Oh haha, we'll get you back". and yeah they had Quagmire drop his pants and r*** Marge off screen.
funny story about this recording: this was the first time Oneyplays ever recorded in front of a live studio audience! when Zach asked Tomar which country he would wipe off the face of the earth, Tomar got really sweaty and his eyes kept darting to the United States on the globe they have on set.
@Jack Wrath I believe you I believe you please how can I find more content?
@Jack Wrath ugh oh my gosh you’re so freaking right man. These guys don’t deserve their fame 🙄
Dude, that's like TOTALLY crazy. Because I can actually attest to this.
See, I used to work at the gun counter at Bass Pro Shop, and who came in one day? That’s right (you know who), it was Joshua Tomar.
He asked to “take a gander” at a big, cool, iconic handgun because he said he wanted to cosplay as “the critic.”
Once he had the gun, he spun around real quick like Michael Jackson, and I heard a click like he might have put a live round into the chamber mid-spin.
Then he pointed the gun directly at my brain and started asking weird questions like “do you believe in God?” And “do you believe I AM God?”
Eventually, he gave me back the gun, and ran out of the store (pausing to shove like 20 Snickers, and Moon Pies into the pockets of his Master Chief cargo shorts, then he spent the rest of the afternoon chasing cars, and geese in the parking lot.
Tomar was about to press the big shiny red button labeled "DESTROY" with his skinny E.T finger but had second thoughts.
I thought they were joking about Israel
OneyPlays be like "let's play ANOTHER Mario game"
*gets the gang together like an absolute boss*
yup
You sir, have won the internet for today! Bravo!
Basically, this.
Heckin awesome sauce and cool beans!
Where’s Cory?
Just shat my pants in awe at this newest episode
Funny and original joke Jiggly. Defecation and profanity means NOTHING in the comedy world. Take some improv classes you amature.
I swear to absolute motherfuck, if we start getting a shitload of bots in OneyPlays’ comment sections now, I’m going to find and dox everyone who’s doing it.
How’s it smell??
The sheer amount of eldritch terror I felt when Tomar uttered "I dont like that" in a voice that could make the nine hells tremble haunts me forever.
Chris: "It's the one that says 'INSIGNIA' on it"
Tomar: "Siri, me wee hee hee"
Still waiting for the flight logs to Yoshi's Island in 2023
I love how they wouldn’t believe Chris about the Family Guy joke and he didn’t even mention how later in the episode it cuts to the Simpson’s house and Mardge is telling Quagmire how much she enjoyed it, but then Homer comes back and Quagmire shoots him and then everyone else in the family including Maggie.
17:28 it's genuinely terrifying when a calm and collected guy like Joshua Tomar suddenly snaps
17:20 _‘Tomar flips out for real’_ might be my new favorite bit. He’s had enough, dude
18:52 and here is a joke that somehow is even funnier given the silence afterwards, geniuses these guys.
Tomar takes care of baby Mario like his own child, his fatherhood powers are very powerful, truly inspiring
Tomar would let someone kidnap his baby repeatedly just so he can get away with going full force on the perpetrator and leave them breathing through a straw.
I can't believe how nice it was of Peter Griffin to come on the show, even after him and Tomar's falling out
Love when these 4 boys come together and play some games
90% sure that "This stinks" video is a dragon ball video Cory animated for some guy. I think the guy asked him not to put that audio in at the end, but Cory did it anyway lol.
tomar making references to past jokes really shows hes the biggest oneyplays fan there is
@officialOneyPlays. oh boy chris is that you? i feel so honored that THE chris "oneyNG" oneal from newgrounds himself has chosen lil ol me for the lucky selected. and to think i didnt even enter anything. boy oh boy i wonder what my offer is. thank you official really real not a scam bot chris, youve really made my day
Tomar goes gaga in this episode
Did Tomar & Jaxxy actually have a baby?
Congratulations you two! ❤
Don’t congratulate them yet, tomars eat their first born 😢
@@waltz117 Who said this is their first? Tomar's belly is always full
Tomar does like to RP with Jaxxy as Cronos and he takes it *WAY* to seriously
How they all go silent, completely unsure of how to respond when Oney makes the statement about the "take your swing" guys, is probably one of the top 10 moments of Oneyplays 2023, and it's only january. Holy hell.
I can believe Tomar finally manifested a humunculus Tomar Jr. Clone. Im proud of him and Jaxie!
…If you had a tiny clone of Tomar in your pocket, would you torture it? :P
@@mauri1282 Yeah, not as punishment though. I would torture it just for shits and giggles.
I guess she did drop the knife after all
It’s a perfect copy, actually.
The “Hi-yah!” Tomar makes at 10:46 gives me life.
tomar has an above normal amount of energy this episode. somebody gave him his go juice
9:11
Chris is unlocking memories for me that are better left forgotten.
2:58 The tracking on that censored bar is impressive and appreciated
I wouldn't be surprised if Chris was the type of guy to pay an editor more if they do a cool and impressive edit
“His lightsaber comment was bad ass as fuck” 😂😂😂
Aw, I love how they allowed Tomar to hold onto his childlike wonder about the Quagmire & Marge situation being made-up.
Holy shit! Not only does Quagmire kill Homer after he catches them, he proceeds to gun down every other Simpson, including Maggie after one second of hesitation.
Tomar high as a kite this episode
I hope Oneyplays understands, they have saved a box of kittens from going into the meat grinder by posting this video today.
Tomar sounds completely insane
Tomar's meth habit is taking it's toll
joshua tomar is genuinely mentally ill
Shoutouts to whoever motion tracked that censor bar the entire time.
Chris at 16:45 sees a yoshi getting a bidet and his first reaction is to do a homer simpson "WOOHOO" omfg lol
"We're setting a bad example for our baby Mario."
He grew up to be a shroom addict anyway.
Babe... a new instant classic
20:21 almost identical to Zach's iconic "I raised a good boy" hypothetical to Jeff in sleepycast
Tomar can spit water melon seeds like a water jet cutter
While watching 1917, I was so distracted by how he looks like Chris. I'm so glad he saw it and thought the same 😂
8:39 I love the "Tomar that's real" and the Quagmire scene lol, it really is pretty shocking but it did happen. I think they removed it on later broadcasts.
Can't believe tomar almost went postal, thank god his baby was kidnapped before that happened
This episode got several effective examples of comedic silence
You're correct, the OneyPlays crew are artists who respect the silence that serves the foundation of creativity, after all.
16:46 perfectly displays why this channel is so great
18:50 i lost it at chris' joker moment
Gotta love how shitty that Family Guy joke was,that Tomar and Lyle thought they were being fucked with lol
15:22 Best Epstein Island joke ever
OH! Lord, I'm an idiot. I was like "what island"? I knew I was missing something painfully obvious.
@@bloocheez3 guy forgets about Jeffrey Epstein is a funny bit that's not evil
Tomar freaking out? Herm, *rolls eyes* What a surprise… also notice how tomar doesn’t deny being on that HORRIBLE island? Ya know, little epsteins palace park?
Well he is half yoshi so of course he frequents Yoshi's island to vist his beautiful family
Joshua Epstein is his real name
@@PALACIO254 that must be where tomar gets his 40% caveman genetics
@@PALACIO254 tomar is actually a type of yoshi
13:13 I'm glad they canonically pointed this out to Chris, I think about this every time I see that guy in a show or movie.
9:19 You can’t see it, but Tomar’s eyes started lighting up blood red like the Iron Giant
ye, he found out the game creators were raging antisemites
Tomar feels a lot more wacky in this episode
This felt like a Tomar centered episode! :J yay for Tomar
Tomar wasnt prepared for his war crimes to be laid out on the table like that.
17:31 Tomarus has finally awakened
lmao why is tomar so crazy in this episode
0:43 aww Chris’s laugh is so cute
6:44 was real good voice work!
What the fuck is that purple creature
Tomar should be a voice actor
@@meninohulk4289If you start to type :face-purple , then it should appear in the list.
I like how they specify that tomar loses it in the title, as if that doesn't occur in literally every episode. I love their ironic sense of meta humor.
Who would win, one Quagmire or 1 million Marge's.
Excellent editing on this one. All the visual gags, cutaways, and references were much appreciated!
This was the episode that went from OneyPlays to TomarSlays
the delivery nurse said look tomar, it's little you
10:45 Chris: My ass hurts.
Tomar: I'm going to eat that little guy!
I can confirm with absolute certainty that Quagmire did do the thing as Chris claimed.
Chris's Shadow and Peter impressions both have that same "heh"
I like how Tomar's voice for Yoshi is just Mobility Mary
16:46 Shy guy judging Yoshi after the bidet
Welp, see y'all till next month's episode of Yoshi's Island.
"Is that real? Then why is Zack laughing so hard?"
Hey shoutouts to whoever edited this episode, I loved how you censored the first boss.
tomars name is in kameks little black book
Congratulations on your baby Tomar!
Demon spawn
I had to go back and clarify that Chris and Tomar shared awareness of the Music Conspiracy Guru. It was so unexpected that I initially thought Chris was making a Guru Larry joke or something.
This episode was delightful until the 17:27 mark, where I became overwhelmed with immense dread and fear for the Oney crew's safety and wellbeing. They were lucky Tomar didn't go full Tome Mode, be careful in future episodes please!
the editor placing a censor bar on the naked feller: :D
the editor watching 5 seconds later as he flies around the screen and shrinks: :(
@officialOneyPlays. NO WAY !?!> literally rips my own balls off..
I've been saying Chris looks like the guy from 1917 for years and finally someone acknowledges.
That Simpson r🦍 joke is true, there’s commentary over it.
Ps: after the deed is done Marge tells Glen he’s amazing, as a cut away gag cuts to the Simpson house, where Homer and the family proceed to commit suicide.
no its even more fucked up than that, Homer catches them in bed and Quagmire shoots homer in self defense then systematically kills each Simpsons one by one
@@internetnobody6754 In the commentary for that episode too, Seth gets angry, not at the joke but because Fox censored it. Seth said that they were picking favorites.
@@ReverseMind100 lol that's crazy. how did they even censor it? it seems like they got everything they wanted out of the "joke". i don't even understand how he could say they were picking favorites when they let him write a rape and 3 child murders into one scene
And he made that joke because in a treehouse of horror where Homer gets cloned a lot, one of the clones is Peter Griffin (Simpsons is saying Family Guy is a clone), he appears for 3 seconds and doesn't say anything
The animation Cory made for the "This Stinks" guy was allegedly called "Dragonball theater: This Stinks Goku". Unfortunately it's listed as private. Also that isn't the original video of the guy saying it but it could be a start to finding it.
Tomar is the best at gaslighting, but when somebody calls him out on it he immediately admits to it
10:49 iconic observational comedy with tomar
Yes a new episode! *jumps in excitement as I shit myself*
the devil shivers when Tomar loses his temper...
We need an animation of a Tomar creature sacrificing his young for the greater good 20:12
Tomar has a Smallmar now? good thing he's been training for the past few years with oneyplays
Why does Mario and Sonic bring out the most chaos with them? I love it.
15:50 Walter and Perry from Home Movies cameo appearance.
Walter and Perry from home movies make a guest appearance at 15:50
It’s fucking nuts to hear tomar get censored for actually saying something bad & not to gaslight the audience
that family guy thing being real really fucked me up today holy shit
Congrats to Papa Tomar and Mama Jaxxy!
I can’t wait till Tomar’s kid joins social media and a bunch old creeps keep calling her baby Tomar.