Seeing him nerd out over Malamar, and all I can think about is that one pokedex entry. "It's said that Malamar's hypnotic powers played a role in certain history-changing events."
@@samiamrg7 Nothing specific, which is what makes it so hilariously threatening. A presidential election? A fascist regime? Organizing a coup? None of that is canon in universe, but the implication is there that it's possible if we're talking "history-changing events".
The thing about Mimikyu is that it doesn't actually look like that, it just cobbled together a Pikachu cosplay cause it saw how much people loved Pikachu and wanted some of that.
As another Pokémon fan who is asexual and not really an artist I find his thoughts on what he likes/dislikes about specific design elements pretty insightful
@@egesanl1 Ghosts possessing objects would be a way to turn random things into pokemon a doll ghost say this bow killed so many people it became a ghost pokemon
i’d say the “big calves” he complains about for those certain pokémon are the equivalent of feathering like on certain horses, often draft types. i can definitely see how it must be that when the draft horse leaning pokémon showed up.
Man, only a few minutes in and Vaush hits us with the all-time worst take that Digimon are not fuckable. Half of them are specifically designed to be nothing but fuckable
I was never really a fan of Digimon so I didn't really know what to expect when I was commissioned to do a bunch of 4th gen Pokemon-styled sprites of Digimon. Even with Safe Search on it wasn't safe to search for some of them. I almost couldn't upload the rose dominatrix one.
@@CallMeFreakFujiko Uh, do you have a link for that? Digimon was my shit growing up, and I'd love to see pokemonified Metalgarurumon or Daemon or shit like that. If the comissioner asked it to be private, I get it.
The reason starters are male is because they want to make them hard to breed. You can cross species breed in pokemon and the baby is the same species as the female, unless there's a ditto involved. Ditto's wild.
I got fired from my job because i almost fought my 50 year old coworker.. and It got toxic yo so now, i spend most of my time smoking weed on my TH-cam channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle😅haha
@@lordlubu3029 I wonder which male coded Digimon he'd smash. Leomon might be too masc for him, but you know Unimon and Pegasimon is would be a Smash just to stay consistent.
@@lordlubu3029 Lilamon (who tbf is just a rehash of lillymon lol), Rosemon, Mastemon, Mervamon, Garudamon, Leomon, Weregarurumon, Beelzemon, Myotismon for the vampire fuckers, and Stingmon, the most fuckable bugman.
This chat hating on gen 5 for inanimate object pokemon when gen 1 exists Grimer line and magnemite line exists as well as seel being a literal seal with another E instead of an A
48:58 Goodra doesn't eat people. Sliggoo (the evolution before Goodra) is stated in the pokedex to eat people, but all Goodra does is hug. And it also "throws a punch that's the equivalent of the force of a hundred pro boxers", but still, Goodra isn't the one intended to appeal to vore folks.
9:16 Blastoise, Farfetchd, Marowak, Scyther. Honestly Gurrdurr was like the one example in later gens. There were a lot more in the first gen That said, giving pokemon weapon when they can literally cause earthquakes by thinking about it is fucking stupid.
Blastoise’s cannons and Scyther’s claws are natural parts of their bodies, not something they are holding. I think a bigger question is what is up with the underpants worn by the Machop line? And also the Gi worn by Sawk and Throh.
@@ofanichan I could buy that Hitmonchan's skirt is flaps of flesh since it appears to have the same texture as the rest of it's body, just a different color.
Im unsubbing after that goodra pass People that say "pass" on the impossibly thick dragon goddess of slime need to rethink their ideals in life. Most definitely...
Brother, should you proceed down this path you shall not go to dwell amongst your brethren in olam habah. Study the talmud, follow the mitzvot, and atone for your sins come Yom Kippur. Let the light of Hashem flow through you, and be cleansed.
How many people are going to Tweet fuckable Digimon to Vaush? Because some of those belongs in a hentai, I swear. I remember there being a rose dominatrix, for example.
lmao Chat is correct. Being an empath is not just knowing what others are feeling, that's just being perceptive. Empaths feel the pain of others as if their own. Because empathy isn't just KNOWING what a person is feeling, it's feeling FOR someone else. Feeling (usually instinctual) pain, revulsion, anger at the suffering of others, and happiness at, being drawn to, or excited by, someone else's happiness. PS, being an Empath isn't just a spiritual thing, it's can often be a trauma response.
"Stop ruining the stats? But it's tens of thousands of people..." Oh, you mean like voting? /s Also, I can't tell if he's playing into the meme about no one caring about Popplio, but man was the community divisive in response to that back in the day...
Most pokemon have the intelligence levels of normal animals but we can raise their hypothetical intelligence level so we can conduct this experiment solely based on physical attractiveness
I'm a mega Pokemon Fan, so this was fun for me. Also, I care about the Pikachu clones I think they are cute and make the world more realistic as it shows there are other Pokemon directly related to Pikachu on the evolutionary tree.
I know it's science fantasy and all that, but the armor is insanely heavy so extra motors would be needed near the ankles to help with initial movement, not to mention ankles would be a very worrisome weakspot if your enemies are ground crawlers... Sometimes parts of science fiction are neat because they choose more functional looking designs over ones that appear cool. I hate 40k, but that's not a choice I have a problem with in their designs.
10:20 a lot of pokemon moves are deadlier than "throw a tiny projectile very fast", when you have stuff shooting death lazers or brain crushes. Who cares about bullet when you have pokemon surviving god's Judgement? Also bullet seed exists.
My theory is that gen 8 isn’t intentionally playing into the furry market, it’s just that all the artists are furries
My brain is still in recovery mode from taking in so many high-level, important ideas.
This is known as the Dave Rubin effect
I miss Michael Brooks
Vaush’s Critics: Vaush isn’t autistic! He’s just pretending so that he can say the r-word!
Vaush:
Seeing him nerd out over Malamar, and all I can think about is that one pokedex entry. "It's said that Malamar's hypnotic powers played a role in certain history-changing events."
What is that referring to?
@@samiamrg7 Nothing specific, which is what makes it so hilariously threatening. A presidential election? A fascist regime? Organizing a coup? None of that is canon in universe, but the implication is there that it's possible if we're talking "history-changing events".
@@DerekSquirreltail The Seduction of Lugia
@@samiamrg7 malamar did 9/11
This is unironically my favourite type of vowsh content
average politics fan:
🤬🤬🤬
average pokemon smash or pass enjoyer:
😎😎😎
average fnaf jumpscare ranking connoisseur:
💪👨
Now he just needs to do smash or pass for other franchises.
So this is the “darkened mind” 🤔…. Dear god
The thing about Mimikyu is that it doesn't actually look like that, it just cobbled together a Pikachu cosplay cause it saw how much people loved Pikachu and wanted some of that.
1:46:53 Crocodilians are not dinosaurs. They are entirely seperate lineages or Archosaurs.
As a Pokemon fan whose asexual, this is more entertaining to me just to see his thoughts on the newer gens of Pokemon
Based
Asexual 😳 Does that mean you'll poke anything in non PC language 💪✊😏
As another Pokémon fan who is asexual and not really an artist I find his thoughts on what he likes/dislikes about specific design elements pretty insightful
Are Pokemon are like STD's to an Asexual as in "You Gotta Catch Them All" 😖
@@robbiekop7 I think there's a severe misunderstanding.
I need Gen 9 to introduce a split evolution path for Pikachu where it evolves into Glockachu
A steel electric type, they should have a gun pokemon they have a sward
+Daragh O'kane Technically, they already have ones like Toucannon, Clawitzer, and Dragapult.
@@daraghokane4236 pokemon bow and gun
@@egesanl1 Ghosts possessing objects would be a way to turn random things into pokemon a doll ghost say this bow killed so many people it became a ghost pokemon
@@samiamrg7 bro don't forget gmax intelleon and galarian Slowbro literally have straps
i’d say the “big calves” he complains about for those certain pokémon are the equivalent of feathering like on certain horses, often draft types. i can definitely see how it must be that when the draft horse leaning pokémon showed up.
This comment: smash
Space marine: smash
Vaush: bad
Love how Vaush guesses Zoroark's entire deal based solely on it's desighn, despite not being familiar with this gen of pokemon.
Mark of good design I suppose
Man, only a few minutes in and Vaush hits us with the all-time worst take that Digimon are not fuckable. Half of them are specifically designed to be nothing but fuckable
Showing Garbagemon, Ponchomon and Nanimon must've given him a terrible first impression.
This comment though.... Vaush what're you doing to your viewers..
I was never really a fan of Digimon so I didn't really know what to expect when I was commissioned to do a bunch of 4th gen Pokemon-styled sprites of Digimon.
Even with Safe Search on it wasn't safe to search for some of them.
I almost couldn't upload the rose dominatrix one.
Yeah I remember literally getting aroused by that angel/goddess looking Digimon before I know what sexual arousals are
@@CallMeFreakFujiko Uh, do you have a link for that? Digimon was my shit growing up, and I'd love to see pokemonified Metalgarurumon or Daemon or shit like that.
If the comissioner asked it to be private, I get it.
50% smash rate on rapidash, yet we still make horsec*ck jokes about vaush. Truly a society moment.
To be fair, anyone taking a Pokémon smash or pass quiz is already a degenerate so the sampling bias is strong.
The reason starters are male is because they want to make them hard to breed. You can cross species breed in pokemon and the baby is the same species as the female, unless there's a ditto involved. Ditto's wild.
When roughly translated, Pikachu means “Sparkle Mouse Noise.”
Screamachu ...Rampant Rabbit noise 🐇
mouse noise
I got fired from my job because i almost fought my 50 year old coworker.. and It got toxic yo so now, i spend most of my time smoking weed on my TH-cam channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle😅haha
Chu doesn't mean "Mouse Noise". It is the mouse noise. The English equivalent would be "squeak" or something.
*Sparkle squeak
"When do pokemon have weapons on them?"
Since the first generation.
this is what i mean when i say people are physically incapable of critiquing Pokemon designs 😭
"Its not like Digimon designs are fuckable" Angewoman and Lady Devimon have entered the chat.
Don't forget Lilithmon, Renamon, and Lillymon
@@lordlubu3029 I wonder which male coded Digimon he'd smash. Leomon might be too masc for him, but you know Unimon and Pegasimon is would be a Smash just to stay consistent.
@@lordlubu3029 Lilamon (who tbf is just a rehash of lillymon lol), Rosemon, Mastemon, Mervamon, Garudamon, Leomon, Weregarurumon, Beelzemon, Myotismon for the vampire fuckers, and Stingmon, the most fuckable bugman.
@@imlaughing2death IDK, he did say he'd smash Urshifu, Leomon or Weregarurumon could make it. Otherwise, maybe myotismon or his x antibody form.
This chat hating on gen 5 for inanimate object pokemon when gen 1 exists
Grimer line and magnemite line exists as well as seel being a literal seal with another E instead of an A
48:58 Goodra doesn't eat people. Sliggoo (the evolution before Goodra) is stated in the pokedex to eat people, but all Goodra does is hug. And it also "throws a punch that's the equivalent of the force of a hundred pro boxers", but still, Goodra isn't the one intended to appeal to vore folks.
Next we're gonna get a baseball bat pokemon named Bonk.
Shoe
9:16 Blastoise, Farfetchd, Marowak, Scyther.
Honestly Gurrdurr was like the one example in later gens. There were a lot more in the first gen
That said, giving pokemon weapon when they can literally cause earthquakes by thinking about it is fucking stupid.
Blastoise’s cannons and Scyther’s claws are natural parts of their bodies, not something they are holding. I think a bigger question is what is up with the underpants worn by the Machop line? And also the Gi worn by Sawk and Throh.
@@samiamrg7 I could rant for way longer why I I hate Blastoise's cannons, but yes. You are technically right.
Not to mentions hitmonchan"s skirt.
@@ofanichan I could buy that Hitmonchan's skirt is flaps of flesh since it appears to have the same texture as the rest of it's body, just a different color.
Meanwhile, Alakazam in the corner with two spoons.
If you should ever reach 100.000 subs, this is the video through which you should achieve it. Well done Mr. Pit, well done.
the saga continues
Finally. We don’t have to watch shitty Ukraine, Political, Fortress ark bs. This is the hard hitting content I come here for.
Covering the real issues, which pokemon are fuckable
Vaush looks so wholesome on the thumbnail
Im unsubbing after that goodra pass People that say "pass" on the impossibly thick dragon goddess of slime need to rethink their ideals in life. Most definitely...
His comments on goodra made me feel so called out BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HE’S RIGHT. Nobody should pass on Goodra…
@@sleepy7123 you should find someone that cares about you before you type.
Brother, should you proceed down this path you shall not go to dwell amongst your brethren in olam habah. Study the talmud, follow the mitzvot, and atone for your sins come Yom Kippur. Let the light of Hashem flow through you, and be cleansed.
@@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 you couldn't even do the meme right without editing it. You will be sent to the distortion realm.
Pokémon have had items since forever. Kadabra and Alakazam have spoons. Farfech’d and cubone carry weapons.
Finally! This is the important content right here.
Finally, the long awaited sequel... The trilogy is complete
well until gen 9 is complete
Karina from Drawfee made such a great Sprigatito evolution catboy that I can’t imagine them as a catgirl anymore.
Love drawfee
I like how seeing cobalions leg sent you on a wild tangent about space marine legs
OMG the idea of Machamp with four guns is sending me 😂😂😂😂
Yveltal is basically a phoenix. When it dies, it absorbs all life around it and enters a dormant state for a 1000 years or whatever.
A horse? Oh you know that’s a smash
Chat malding over Vaush not looking at the alternative forms lmao.
56:04 Here from the future to say that the Trump resembling pokemon having a nick in it's ear is really funny
THIS IS MAIN CHANNEL STUFF
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT IT
First Pokemon Smash or Pass.
Then Digimon. Then Shin Megami Tensei demons. Then... finally... Legendz smash or pass.
My time will come.
Haven't seen much SMT, but what little I've seen seems fuckable in its entirety.
Imma say this now, Tyrantrum is objectively the best Pokémon. He is my baby and I love him
I have been waiting. I have been praying. They said it wouldn't be done. But I stand here now, victorious and obtained what I wanted all along...
now do it with the dnd 5e monster manual
1:11:10 SMASHED ON BUG TYPE, WE GOT HIM BOYS
Pokemon w weapons is my head canon for the Pokemon war surge was talking about
you do know they showed us the war, right? like it was an integral plot point to X and Y's story
See, delphox being mostly male is weird because it’s a reference to the oracle of Delphi, who was the high priestess
10:28 How's a gun gonna work? They're faster than light.
How many people are going to Tweet fuckable Digimon to Vaush? Because some of those belongs in a hentai, I swear.
I remember there being a rose dominatrix, for example.
1:12:00 Buzzwole is basically a Bobobo-bo bo-bobo character
Smash or pass Digimon... It'll happen... And everyone will smash Angewomon...
Rosemon
I’m glad Vaush finally made it to the generation with some of the least fuckable pokemon.
lmao Chat is correct. Being an empath is not just knowing what others are feeling, that's just being perceptive. Empaths feel the pain of others as if their own. Because empathy isn't just KNOWING what a person is feeling, it's feeling FOR someone else. Feeling (usually instinctual) pain, revulsion, anger at the suffering of others, and happiness at, being drawn to, or excited by, someone else's happiness.
PS, being an Empath isn't just a spiritual thing, it's can often be a trauma response.
This turned from “smash or pass” to “design reaction” and honestly that made this mini-series better
Best content so happy I was there for this
Ive been waiting for this one LESS GOO
Tympole, more like Tim Pool. Gottem
it COMES....
"Yeah it has handles of the side of the head..." Is somehow the most harrowing sentence in this video.
How is Pokemon having weapons cheating when they can create literal tsunamis and earthquakes out of nowhere!?
59:55 cracked me up, what he said after the silence was not at all what I expected
the gen 7 designs are so good
"Stop ruining the stats? But it's tens of thousands of people..."
Oh, you mean like voting? /s
Also, I can't tell if he's playing into the meme about no one caring about Popplio, but man was the community divisive in response to that back in the day...
HE FINALLY DID IT YESSSSS
I feel like this video was more what designs look nice as opposed to smash or pass
Most pokemon have the intelligence levels of normal animals but we can raise their hypothetical intelligence level so we can conduct this experiment solely based on physical attractiveness
Legendary Pokemon can consent thank god
@@BeakerButch420 this is true
I think most Pokémon are at least human intelligence. In fact I can’t think of one that wouldn’t be tbh.
@@paevepailbrack6899 you look at venomoth and go "yeah, there's something going on behind those eyes"?
I’m pretty sure most of them understand language tho?
"Why make nature hexagonal??"
CARBON MOLECULES????
54:44 be careful who you call ugly in middle school
I'm a mega Pokemon Fan, so this was fun for me. Also, I care about the Pikachu clones I think they are cute and make the world more realistic as it shows there are other Pokemon directly related to Pikachu on the evolutionary tree.
finally the sequel and news we've all been waiting for.
Ashley Loob's Weed cat got me feeling a certain way
I know it's science fantasy and all that, but the armor is insanely heavy so extra motors would be needed near the ankles to help with initial movement, not to mention ankles would be a very worrisome weakspot if your enemies are ground crawlers... Sometimes parts of science fiction are neat because they choose more functional looking designs over ones that appear cool.
I hate 40k, but that's not a choice I have a problem with in their designs.
10:20 a lot of pokemon moves are deadlier than "throw a tiny projectile very fast", when you have stuff shooting death lazers or brain crushes.
Who cares about bullet when you have pokemon surviving god's Judgement?
Also bullet seed exists.
1:50:51 this art of sprigatito is the type of girl i would 100% have a crush on always
Elevating status from "would fuck" to.. "meet its parents" [status.] Yokai vibes 💯
Bird pokemon lost during this debate
The tabs on the top left going from Russia to this is hilarious
Going through Gen 7 without having played Gen 7 but having played New Pokemon Snap makes me realize that Gen 7 was in Snap but Gen 8 wasn't.
20:15 the vaush pokemon
1:26:32 Chat is trying to convert Vaush to their team!
Some of the alien type designs look more like Steven Universe designs than Pokémon
The Furtress arc begins.
Marx wrote about this
Ah yes, finally a good fucking bed time story :)
1:01:24 Does that include the Yule Lads? Does the world really need Yule Lads?
Who am I kidding, we do.
peak vaush content
Just because something's genderless doesn't mean it doesn't have a hole.
Cinderace is the hottest Pokemon, no contest
19:38 and its an imposter Pokemon that pretends to be an item
As someone who loves Digimon, Vaush should definitely do a smash or pass on digimon. Ladydevimon? =D
Gen 5 is the best one and I will fight to the death to defend its honor
im living my principles (fucking cat pokemon)
Its finally back, folks!
@7:10 Vaush doesn't like beaver confirmed! He is now officially completely gay.
This is what happens when your audience grows up from 8 to 22
Confirmed the palworld devs watched Vaush asking why pokemon don't just use guns and decided to make a game about that
My man throwing shade at krookodile
I would read the fuck out of a satirical article about the ethics of fucking pokemon :D
When's the Digimon ep comin' out?
Um actksactyllly Cubchoo needs the snot to power up its moves. Read the entry. Humph.
I can’t TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Fiary evvee is a femboy then. Make him hate women and get pissed when people mistake him for one