@@specialknees6798 It's because zoomers have been brainwashed by evolution to think potential mates who don't sleep enough and spend hours on their phones or gaming are attractive because that's only what's around these days.
My favorite part is when he passes the bird Pokemon because he's not down for cloacal sex and the immediately smashes Arbok, who would also have a cloaca lmao
Ninetales being an obvious smash is objectively correct. In the new game you can catch one that is more than six foot tall. Also they're hyperintelligent and choosy.
Love their sitting animation in it, where it just does, like...a tail wave; rising and lowering closely after each other. Literally just flaunting its many fluffy tails while chilling all majestic.
fun fact, if consent is possible with pokemon, there are some pokemon where _you_ could not ethically consent to _them_ because your intelligence is animalistic in comparison to theirs. Vaush brought up mewtwo, I'd also count alakazam
@bo rick I was also surprised that the company would be so bold as to acknowledge the rather obvious implications of humans existing in a world where nearly every animal species is roughly as intelligent as they are, and many of which are humanoid in appearance.
Smash-Pass is an actual Competitive Pokémon Strategy referring to when a Mon like Smeargle uses Shell Smash to jack up its power with boosts, then Baton Pass them to something like Espeon. Gets banned in a lot of formats for being too broke. As someone who watches Vaush and PokeaimMD on the regular, this in my recs Smashed my brain for several seconds trying to figure out what this content was- and totally not my usual Pokémon content. lol
How hilarious would it be to have a collab with Aim- Nah Nah, the energy, the vibes for Vaush are wayyyy more agency. Blunder and Vaush building the most based Chad teams with Vaush smash-pass analyzing each Mon and opposing teams- this is the future of PokeTube.
I was telling my friend about this and I was like "Vaush said Gengar looks stupid" and my friend was like "He kinda do tho" and then I was like "Vaush also said Haunter was stupid" and my friend went "Aw hell no, I'm watching Hassan"
Some of these quotes need to get clipped for use in memes. “I would kill this thing on sight” has so much potential for memes, and is also the most unexpectedly funny response to Jigglypuff.
Dude, Venusaur is obviously an older jolly mom who's insecure about her appearance so she wears a flower on her head to look pretty. She's bound to be warm and loving, so that's a smash.
This is the most important content Vaush has put out yet. I don't understand how it's relegated to The Vaush Pit - this should be the channel trailer on the main channel. Truly crucial.
I feel like Gengar would be like those college frat boys who would spike your drink and wait till you pass out, he then would get the other ghosts to come in and get some.
I’m pretty sure at least most Pokémon are of human level intelligence, because meowth learned to speak, implying that most Pokémon can learn how to, they just choose not to.
@@isaidoun Yeah because gesturing "sit" is the same as telling a pokemon to use dodge and then fire a solar beam You really think the dog understands English? They respond to you making sounds at them. Call them any name and they'll come to you. They don't even know their own name
@@roosterboots4684 yea no shit. That is why Vaush didn't want to talk about them when they were just doing gen one. Jegus fuck yall stupider than I thought.
@@Envy11235 I'm saying if you're there already and it's on the page you're looking at why not just lump them in, it's still technically the same Pokémon. Otherwise he'd have to do a whole separate thing for megas and regional forms, or just ignore them entirely which I don't want. I just need to know how badly Vaush wants to bone a mega Pinsir alright? Fuck me for wanting nice things I guess
Hopefully this is a series. Most of the fuckable pokemon are in other generations. The gen one pokemon on average are much more "just a -insert animal here-" vibes.
Considering he doesn't care for exeggutor, I wonder if Tropius might do the trick for him. I also think Flygon might be the closest he could get to fucking a bug. And he wouldn't fuck Victreebel, but would he fuck Roserade?
Starters in Sword/Shield just went full furry-bait. And two of the ultra beasts are just a judgmental sexy cockroach abd a JoJo stand mosquito. Wonder if Vaush would change his mind on the "no bugs" rule for them.
Lower evolution pokemon aren't necessarily babies btw. Evolutions aren't based on age, they're based on strength. It's Essentially the difference between the virgin and the gigachad.
The Vaporean copy-pasta always makes me feel the unshakable urge to turn off the internet, go outside, lay in the grass, and then seek out a lobotomy so I can clean my now tainted mind.
They do have animals that aren't pokemon FYI. I don't know how much of it you can call actual canon and how much is simply inconsistency, but regular bug-sized bugs and regular bird-sized birds, regular cat-sized cats, etc. do show up in all variety of Pokemon media from the games to the anime to the TCG. It isn't common, and is more rare in more recent media than in the past, but even as recently as Sun and Moon non-Pokemon animals have made minor appearances. And obviously, regular plants and fungi are all over the place despite there also being plant and fungi pokemon. So I choose to believe Pokemon are a distinctly different clade and their common ancestor with other life forms diverged a very very very long time ago, similar traits between pokemon and non-pokemon species being a result of convergent evolution. Also for that reason humans are more closely related to animals than to pokemon.
Isn't it said in one of the games that humans and Pokemon used to be the same species? So wouldn't Pokemon be more closely related to humans than other animals?
Just a reminder: the games include way more evidence than necessary that pokemon/human relationships were not frowned upon during certain periods, and that there are even modern participants.
For the record, Mew is the only pokemon besides ditto that can transform. It's very intelligent and wise, and can transform into any other pokemon, therefore making it by default the second most fuckable pokemon (besides Ditto, which can become literally anything).
When vaush said the shit about the eye bags and world weariness I instantly thought of Reagan Ridley from Inside Job, I don’t think he’s seen the show but I have a feeling I know what he’d think of that character design 💀
All the pokemon appear in the mystery dungeon series where they all display intelligence (the player is a pokemon and can understand pokemon speech) and have built societies furthermore, in more recent games (sw/sh) you can occasionally catch pokemon casually having conversations (in their one-word language ofc) with each other- implying some form of intelligence hope that answers a question
Fun fact: As evident by for example an episode with an elderly Treeko, pokemon evolution and aging are two entirely separate concepts. You could conceivably find a Bulbasaur that's the equivalent of a 60 year old person.
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I love how he got more kink shamed over liking girls with eye bags than literally wanting to smash pokemon
Is this a hot take? I honestly think girls can look really cool with bags under their eyes. Guys too. I am a zoomer tho so standards are different
@@specialknees6798 I always thought having them was not great but neutral. Glad to see otherwise :)
Everyone thinks conure is hot, this isn't debatable.
@@specialknees6798 It's because zoomers have been brainwashed by evolution to think potential mates who don't sleep enough and spend hours on their phones or gaming are attractive because that's only what's around these days.
@@SoWhosGae nah its because you get to sleep and cuddle with them...
Megabitch.
Tucker Carlson complaining the 'left' says M&M's aren't allowed to be hot anymore, meanwhile the actual left is ranking pokemon by fuckability.
We know liberals aren't leftists.
@@vxicepickxv And you just had to ruin it...
If you fuck m&ms, you are welcome on the left.
The fact that everyone seems to agree Lapris is no doubt a smash is what will bring leftist unity
they knew what they were doing
People just wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster what can I say cryptids got it going on
that and ninetails
lapras
@@miraclesage8622 The laprAss
My favorite part is when he passes the bird Pokemon because he's not down for cloacal sex and the immediately smashes Arbok, who would also have a cloaca lmao
Exactly lmao. I guess when he said he didn't like birds he really meant it
He might just be a fan of the hemipenis
That snussy got him acting up
@@thatdarnskag5043 can't argue with that, there are 2 of them
Later on, galarian articuno.
I'm glad this gaming streamer started dabbling in the important content. Pokémon consent rules are always something ive wanted to know more about.
I bet you did
glory to beautiful qatar 🇶🇦
This is, with full sincerity, 1000x more interesting than any twitter drama or leftie infighting bullshit.
100%, it's been only a couple of months and I'm already tired
Ninetales being an obvious smash is objectively correct. In the new game you can catch one that is more than six foot tall. Also they're hyperintelligent and choosy.
Love their sitting animation in it, where it just does, like...a tail wave; rising and lowering closely after each other. Literally just flaunting its many fluffy tails while chilling all majestic.
cannot wait to see the video of a cop watching this while driving their cruiser
fun fact, if consent is possible with pokemon, there are some pokemon where _you_ could not ethically consent to _them_ because your intelligence is animalistic in comparison to theirs. Vaush brought up mewtwo, I'd also count alakazam
Oh Lord, it's the "dragon consent" discourse all over again...
@@ShookieShook
Still not wrong, though, is it?
Apparently it is canon lore that people have married Pokemon so there's that, in the context of the Pokemon world
@@Jjames763
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...no, I suppose not.
@bo rick
I was also surprised that the company would be so bold as to acknowledge the rather obvious implications of humans existing in a world where nearly every animal species is roughly as intelligent as they are, and many of which are humanoid in appearance.
Rapidash to Galarian Rapidash is like femdom to gentle femdom
he's definitely a zoophiliac.
This… this is the content I didn’t know I needed in my life. Also that’s the greatest thumbnail I’ve ever seen
Top 10 best vaush thumbnails for sure
It truly is a piece of art
Vaush single handedly revolutionizing left wing politics
Smash-Pass is an actual Competitive Pokémon Strategy referring to when a Mon like Smeargle uses Shell Smash to jack up its power with boosts, then Baton Pass them to something like Espeon. Gets banned in a lot of formats for being too broke. As someone who watches Vaush and PokeaimMD on the regular, this in my recs Smashed my brain for several seconds trying to figure out what this content was- and totally not my usual Pokémon content. lol
Same! What's that Venn diagram of breadtube and poketube?
How hilarious would it be to have a collab with Aim- Nah Nah, the energy, the vibes for Vaush are wayyyy more agency. Blunder and Vaush building the most based Chad teams with Vaush smash-pass analyzing each Mon and opposing teams- this is the future of PokeTube.
@@jan-willemvandijk3850I'm in the centre of it lol
I was telling my friend about this and I was like "Vaush said Gengar looks stupid" and my friend was like "He kinda do tho" and then I was like "Vaush also said Haunter was stupid" and my friend went "Aw hell no, I'm watching Hassan"
The choice of thumbnail now makes sense
onix has the same attack stat as Pidgey. it's very gentle in its binding
one of those "started out ironically(?) but then got way too honest" dealies
Some of these quotes need to get clipped for use in memes. “I would kill this thing on sight” has so much potential for memes, and is also the most unexpectedly funny response to Jigglypuff.
23:24 the increase speed in chat when Ponyta gets on screen is hilarious
The editors have been doing such a good fucking job these last few months
Dude, Venusaur is obviously an older jolly mom who's insecure about her appearance so she wears a flower on her head to look pretty. She's bound to be warm and loving, so that's a smash.
Hot pudgy aunt with a good sense of humor
BDG: “What is the most edible Pokémon?”
Vaush: “hold my beer”
Definitely the most cursed segments that Vaush has ever done.
This is the most important content Vaush has put out yet. I don't understand how it's relegated to The Vaush Pit - this should be the channel trailer on the main channel. Truly crucial.
0:05 "INTO THE JAR IT GOES"
I feel like Gengar would be like those college frat boys who would spike your drink and wait till you pass out, he then would get the other ghosts to come in and get some.
So a rapist?☠️
Hypnosis and lick. It's canon. Always has been.
@@nok4799 yeah he tells it like it's something normal
Wait, Vaush likes bags under the eyes? My sleep-deprived ass must be a super model
I have hypersomnia and still have huge eyebags lmao. Good to know some people find it attractive at least.
Honestly, it's humanizing.
Damn, you tired? Me too.
less than 3 minutes in and he’s undressing wartortle with his eyes, shell’s there for a reason, big man
The two regional variants for Meowth are just Conure and Vaush and I can't be convinced otherwise
voltorb: no gender, no love, no attraction, no sex, ONLY SPITE
its a dgger
😅
:(
I absolutely am reeling the EXPLANATIONS he’s put so much thought into this
I'm surprised how chill the Pokemon fucking discourse is.
How it started: "We aren't going to look at the variants". How it's going: "Oh yeah, I would fuck Galarian Articuno for sure"
that thumbnail has aged diabolically
1:14 "Lower evolutions are like the baby versions."
Old Treecko: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
I’m pretty sure at least most Pokémon are of human level intelligence, because meowth learned to speak, implying that most Pokémon can learn how to, they just choose not to.
@@irmatheshepherd2325 Who decided that?
@@irmatheshepherd2325 But they literally respond to you commanding them with the English language in the games
@@cummywummy2896 so do dogs wtf
Meowth is considered an oddity. I think only Mewtwo and Slowking have been show to talk, and Mewtwo I think speaks through telepathy.
@@isaidoun Yeah because gesturing "sit" is the same as telling a pokemon to use dodge and then fire a solar beam
You really think the dog understands English? They respond to you making sounds at them. Call them any name and they'll come to you. They don't even know their own name
Now this is top tier content. Lessgo
Haven't finished watching yet but I swear to God, watching him ignore the mega/regional forms is fuckin killing me
Except gen 1 didn't have mega/regional forms.
@@Envy11235 None of the Pokémon had mega or regional forms originally, that's the whole point like it was a twist on old concepts
This is gen 1 pokemon. None of that shit was on the gameboy my dude
@@roosterboots4684 yea no shit. That is why Vaush didn't want to talk about them when they were just doing gen one.
Jegus fuck yall stupider than I thought.
@@Envy11235 I'm saying if you're there already and it's on the page you're looking at why not just lump them in, it's still technically the same Pokémon. Otherwise he'd have to do a whole separate thing for megas and regional forms, or just ignore them entirely which I don't want. I just need to know how badly Vaush wants to bone a mega Pinsir alright? Fuck me for wanting nice things I guess
The thoughtful pose at 21:45 is the best.
The bestiality arc has begun
We stan tho
And we are the animals
Hopefully this is a series. Most of the fuckable pokemon are in other generations. The gen one pokemon on average are much more "just a -insert animal here-" vibes.
Always has been
Considering he doesn't care for exeggutor, I wonder if Tropius might do the trick for him. I also think Flygon might be the closest he could get to fucking a bug. And he wouldn't fuck Victreebel, but would he fuck Roserade?
Starters in Sword/Shield just went full furry-bait. And two of the ultra beasts are just a judgmental sexy cockroach abd a JoJo stand mosquito. Wonder if Vaush would change his mind on the "no bugs" rule for them.
"they'll fish a fish...and it's a fish" this is the content i log in for
Honestly with vaush videos I rarely reach the end due to their length but when he talks about fucking pokemon I watch it the whole way through.
I absolutely hate this for making me laugh until I cried during work. The thought of one of my Japanese coworkers asking me what was so funny...
Waiting for him to cover the gen 2 and gen 3 mons. Lmao. This is actually great content.
He did a few more gens on his last stream after covering the Canadapocalypse
@@imlaughing2death do you happen to know which vods those happen to be?
Lower evolution pokemon aren't necessarily babies btw. Evolutions aren't based on age, they're based on strength. It's Essentially the difference between the virgin and the gigachad.
The Vaporean copy-pasta always makes me feel the unshakable urge to turn off the internet, go outside, lay in the grass, and then seek out a lobotomy so I can clean my now tainted mind.
Thats only because its objectively true
the real question is what pokemon does vaush's CIA handler want to smash🤔
Two minutes and thirty seconds in and it feels like a fever dream
Man I forgot how many gen1 pokemon are just like... spheres. Lotta spheres in those games.
Shoe0nHead x Seaking is a ship I didn't know I needed
Hope she seas this, king
wandered into this one when it was live and was just like "Welp (resigned sigh) okay"
Can’t wait for today’s critically acclaimed sequel to be uploaded 😏
Yeah this was hilarious please cover each gen by the end of the year
he also promised a slur tierlist last year
They do have animals that aren't pokemon FYI. I don't know how much of it you can call actual canon and how much is simply inconsistency, but regular bug-sized bugs and regular bird-sized birds, regular cat-sized cats, etc. do show up in all variety of Pokemon media from the games to the anime to the TCG. It isn't common, and is more rare in more recent media than in the past, but even as recently as Sun and Moon non-Pokemon animals have made minor appearances. And obviously, regular plants and fungi are all over the place despite there also being plant and fungi pokemon. So I choose to believe Pokemon are a distinctly different clade and their common ancestor with other life forms diverged a very very very long time ago, similar traits between pokemon and non-pokemon species being a result of convergent evolution. Also for that reason humans are more closely related to animals than to pokemon.
Pokemon are actually just alien tourists who came to the universe disguised as Pokemon so that people like Vaush and Ash Ketchum would fuck them.
There's also the fact that Pikachu is called "electric mouse" Pokemon, implying the existence of regular mice.
Isn't it said in one of the games that humans and Pokemon used to be the same species? So wouldn't Pokemon be more closely related to humans than other animals?
@@Painocus yeah and that they used to marry in older times.
Saw this live, just commenting for the algorithm so more people can see this legendary segment
This was the wierdest segment ever but it was fun, ngl!
so glad vaush's CIA money is funding this revolutionary content
Just a reminder: the games include way more evidence than necessary that pokemon/human relationships were not frowned upon during certain periods, and that there are even modern participants.
„You fish a fish and it’s a fish“
-vaush 2022
This is gonna become one of those videos I keep rewatching when the depression hits, isn't it?
We all know he made this solely for Rapidash
The fact that Vaush's first comment about Magnemite being "it kinda has little titties" sent me.
i would smash machamp. anyone who disagrees with that is wrong.
The Pidgey discussion was ADHD excellence
I NEED MORE OF THIS PLZ! PLZ VAUSH DO MORE.
I love the ones that stop Vaush in his tracks.
Bruh i got banned of your discord for "sexualizing" Vaporeon in NSFW channel because 'Pokemon look to much like animals'
Magmar: “It’s on sight for this one, me and my glock I mean”
Hmm glock? what kind of cock is he describing this ti- oh wait he means the gun
For the record, Mew is the only pokemon besides ditto that can transform. It's very intelligent and wise, and can transform into any other pokemon, therefore making it by default the second most fuckable pokemon (besides Ditto, which can become literally anything).
When vaush said the shit about the eye bags and world weariness I instantly thought of Reagan Ridley from Inside Job, I don’t think he’s seen the show but I have a feeling I know what he’d think of that character design 💀
Lesson learned. He's got a real thing for leg floofs
"It's a fucking horse!"
"It IS a fucking horse!"
Wait no stop that's not what i---
Well this is where my life is right now I guess lmao
Incineroar seems pretty um, pretty reasonable...
The Rapidash and the camera cut in the beginning... I died
Can't wait for the cop to watch this one
"Beedrill? I understand, but pass." 🤣
I've been watching various people do these pokemon smash or passes, this is by far the best
That was the greatest intro I think you've ever done
Just throwing this out there, but Hypno looks like David Duchovny
holy shit
Yeah I read theory
I had to go back cuz I knew I heard "blastussy"
I was NOT prepared for Gastly...
I'm now subbed to this. Best video I've watched in a long time. Watched the whole video without skipping. Just pure content.
My Pokemon Smash or Pass would traumatize people.
"Ghastly is the best in his line" at this point it's impressive how bad this man's media takes are, it's just a fucking ball.
Vaush may be right about politics but not liking Pizza or Gengar is a crime against nature
Damn he passed on me
I want golbat to rap me while hitting me with its wings
it will be a terrifying experience, I will never recover.
Excited to see what Vaush thinks of Mudsdale when he gets to Gen 7.
Cant believe he passed up on the magnetized rumble pack
I enjoy the context and getting inside the streamer's mind
"its on sight with this one... with my glock i mean"
"the Pokemon version of the fat bastard trope" how did he know? Good instincts
Electro stimulation with magnetic pokemons is underrated
All the pokemon appear in the mystery dungeon series where they all display intelligence (the player is a pokemon and can understand pokemon speech) and have built societies
furthermore, in more recent games (sw/sh) you can occasionally catch pokemon casually having conversations (in their one-word language ofc) with each other- implying some form of intelligence
hope that answers a question
This is the wholesome content that the community needs to get past divisive Ukraine-Russia coverage.
holy shit Vaush has had his clean hairstyle for over 2 years now??
I've tuned out of Vaush for the last month and a half. Good to know that this is what I'm missing.
Fun fact: As evident by for example an episode with an elderly Treeko, pokemon evolution and aging are two entirely separate concepts. You could conceivably find a Bulbasaur that's the equivalent of a 60 year old person.