Can anyone just imagine you coming into your living room on Christmas morning and your so happy and then techno comes down the chimney beating you with shoes
I just imagined a kid being like: I don't want to study , I am going to play bedwars , then Techno proceeds to beat him to death with a book while saying "knowledge is power" XD,
Years ago, I downloaded these bedwar vods and watched them when I had no wifi. Thank you for permanently affecting me, rewatching this made me realize, I definitely some sub consciously copied your personality. I really can't put into words how much you meant to me. Thank you Technoblade
A wild Technoblade appears! You use punch! Technoblade avoids the attack with a clutch block placement! Technoblade uses TNT Jump! Technoblade miscalculates the mlg water! Technoblade hits the ground too hard.
@@aperson6081 Then you watch this for 52 minutes and 15 seconds, therefore 7 minutes and 45 seconds of your life is wasted (or just go start another video and never finish it)
When you said "I don't have anything to mine the beds with, but I have an apple. And a book." I literally said out loud "which has the blood of your enemies on it."
imagine this: its christmas, and you just bought this "minecraft" game that everyone keeps talking about. one of your friends invites you to a bedwars round in hypixel, and while trying to figure out the game a pig comes along and beats you up with a bucket of milk
this stream will forever be a christmas tradition for me to watch I don't have many relatives but techno was there to bring Christmas joy rip technoblade 💕
Technoblade will forever be remembered,as the hero of our childhood.he put smiles in the faces of many,he was a legend.legends never die.although he died,he will never die here
After watching 10 episodes of technoblade, I have ascended beyond the 5th dimension and achieved full control of my body and the universe around me. I do not need a weapon in bedwars anymore, I have learned from his ways and all it takes is a simple glance, and they move out of my way, and all of the energy around them drags them off the map. Technoblade, Master. I thank you for your training.
Miles maney don't be mean, let the kids believe what they want, until they realize the truth is...clouds are white, and made of water, and Techno is Rankist
Idk why, but after watching this all I can imagine is Technoblade inside a sled being pulled by pigs. Meanwhile techno says *CHRISTMAS* while he drops tnt on every base he goes over.
POV: You’re a small orphan child, and you’re sitting in your living about to open a present that you found on the streets, and then all of a sudden, Techno comes down your chimney and hits your over the head with a pair of shoes, yelling, CHRISTMAS
Can anyone just imagine you coming into your living room on Christmas morning and your so happy and then techno comes down the chimney beating you with shoes
That happens every Sunday. Its even worse on Christmas Day... >~>
lol godly comment
Variel XD
LOL
Lmao
I just imagined a kid being like: I don't want to study , I am going to play bedwars , then Techno proceeds to beat him to death with a book while saying "knowledge is power" XD,
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLoLl
I have a teacher who’s magnet board says knowledge is power
tf
That would be a nightmare, do you even learn anything apart from that fact that you just got beaten up by a madman with a book?
timestamp?
56:16: “dont be stingy, i need resources”
He practically predicted “dont be shy, put some more”
You still come back to old streams aswell
lol just did that
I tech all of technos old streams
I watch his streams as noise while I play video games
Same bro
Years ago, I downloaded these bedwar vods and watched them when I had no wifi. Thank you for permanently affecting me, rewatching this made me realize, I definitely some sub consciously copied your personality. I really can't put into words how much you meant to me. Thank you Technoblade
A wild Technoblade appears!
You use punch!
Technoblade avoids the attack with a clutch block placement!
Technoblade uses TNT Jump!
Technoblade miscalculates the mlg water!
Technoblade hits the ground too hard.
technoblade neva dies
Lmao this is great
technoblade fainted
@@user-fq3ni1kd3r yooo!!!! the "i will try to still put in funny comments despite his death just like how technoblade would like" gang!!!!
@@taraktaras7327 You see, my problem is that I’m just not funny
Doctor says I have 1 hour to live
Me:
I'm gonna watch technoblade beat up kids using shoes while yelling "CHRISTMAS"
Original and rip 5 minutes and 21 seconds
It’s prob a joke, but, are you dead!?!?
@@cowsgd2549 1.25x speed?
@@aperson6081 Then you watch this for 52 minutes and 15 seconds, therefore 7 minutes and 45 seconds of your life is wasted (or just go start another video and never finish it)
@@xxthatsmileguyxx I mean,
When you said "I don't have anything to mine the beds with, but I have an apple. And a book." I literally said out loud "which has the blood of your enemies on it."
In our hearts technoblade will be still alive, we will never forget him ❤️
agreed ✌️❤️
Technoblade never dies
Another like milker and verified to get more likes, but it did not work
He could've reincarnated as an overpowered pig man , you never know
Techno should have 10 mil subs for making his viewers laugh until they pass out 😂😂keep up the great content
8mil more!!!
We're getting near to 3mil pog
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@@quichkx f
sooo he's not at 10 mill yet just ALMOST ALMOST 3 mill i dont understand
I guess you can say “Crit mas” (because of all the critical hits... no? Ok)
underrated comment
Yes
No more like yes
Legend
yes
Who needs school when technoblade teaches people just about everything they need to know?
How to beat people up with a bucket of milk?
@@Iliadic Hey, it happens
@@Ryan-we3gy lol
Techno is my teacher now because of covid19
@@spencera3291 indeed. damn, it's been a year
techno is like the grinch who took all the presents as he takes everyone's bed.
"I cant speak english but it can beat people to death with shoes"
-Technoblade, never dies
imagine this: its christmas, and you just bought this "minecraft" game that everyone keeps talking about. one of your friends invites you to a bedwars round in hypixel, and while trying to figure out the game a pig comes along and beats you up with a bucket of milk
There’s 2 kinda of people in this world.
1. People that can’t finish lists.
Malwared 2. People that finish them for them.
*wHat’S tHe OtHeR ONe?*
lol
@@sophied1703 And the secret person… 3. People who finish them for them but can’t finish them so it’s in-
Rest in Peace Technoblade you will be missed mc legend
24:44 and 30:07
One of the times you hear actual joy in his voice
the joy unfortunately left his voice on June 30th, 2022
@@Fzcubing The joy he gave us from his voice will never leave us :)
And June 30th was actually my birthday:(
TECHNOBLADE: OMG HE'S EVEN TRYHARD BRIDGING
TECHNOBLADE: *tryhard bridges*
this stream will forever be a christmas tradition for me to watch I don't have many relatives but techno was there to bring Christmas joy rip technoblade 💕
can someone make a compilation of technoblade saying "what a scaaaaaaaam"
"i hate when people repeat the same word sequence"
immediately: wAIT wAIT
Leave it to technoblade to turn the birth of the son of god baby jesus into a KILLING STRATEGY
I love how Hasco just seriously plays the game and protects the bed giving Techno time for all his shenanigans. Great teammate. :)
Aaannnnddd *_CHRISTMAAAASS_* (dies) ........In my defense, hats are a piece of armor, not a piece of.... weapon.
Also, *_CHRISTMAAAAASS!!!!_*
Techno is like omg he’s lagging how am I supposed to fight this, come to Australia boi
Caluppy Da Fish I’m already here 😎
With the milk u can drink it and get rid of blindness
Getting rid of debuffs is for people who don’t celebrate Christmas
Every time techno says “we’re gonna save Christmas” I can’t tell whether he is worse or better than the grinch
This guy can get 1,4k Winstreak and kill players with stockings and books, but i can't even get 5 in winstreak
_Imads9_ same
I feel u
_Imads9_ i my best is 49 its trash compared to techno
My best is 4. But I just got java yesterday and skill doesn't really transfer soo I just rely on my ADHD and lefhandedness to carry me to the nerds
SAMEEEEE
Technoblade will forever be remembered,as the hero of our childhood.he put smiles in the faces of many,he was a legend.legends never die.although he died,he will never die here
yes rip techno:(
4:57 - "i can't speak english, but i can beat people to death with shoes"
Coming back to watch every video after techno passed away
Same dude
same😭
im doing the same thing
I watch this every Christmas, it really helps me get in the Christmas spirit. It’s become a tradition at this point.
I could watch Techno for hours and never get bored throughout
Dr disrespect: speed! Violence! Momentum!
Technoblade: shoes! Knowledge! Christmas!
Ive been cryung fir 3 hours and this has always been my comfort vid
After watching 10 episodes of technoblade, I have ascended beyond the 5th dimension and achieved full control of my body and the universe around me. I do not need a weapon in bedwars anymore, I have learned from his ways and all it takes is a simple glance, and they move out of my way, and all of the energy around them drags them off the map.
Technoblade, Master. I thank you for your training.
Thank you master blade
Wait..... hold on...... "that joke was too easy to let it go"...... LET IT GO...... Technoblade....... why you do this?
I have watched just 1:19 mins of this on laughing so hard I will allways miss you techno
says he has 10 months free, uploads once a weak
3bdulr7m4n86 ikr
Super nice seeing fans old and new coming to rewatch his old content, helping to keep Techno's channel going!
Techno blade is my real santa
hussein jaf And he’s my real dad
There is no real santa
Lol santa
Miles maney don't be mean, let the kids believe what they want, until they realize the truth is...clouds are white, and made of water, and Techno is Rankist
You know what you're right santa is real and techno blade is just your parents
imagine just seeing a man walking towards you screaming CHRISTMAS and starts punching you with shome boots
Because of Coronavirus it’s time to binge all the Techno livestreams!
well time to rewatch all the playlist because of cancer
Same hope he gets better soon
im with you
Feels good to be watching this again in 2021 on Christmas Day. Forget Elf, we have Techno
😁
24:41 I love that laugh so much, miss you Techno
His thoughts are too advanced for our mortal understanding
his streams bring me peace i cant sleep without them
hes having so much fun wtf
thats the most joyful Techno ive ever seen! CHRISTMAAAS!!!
Thanks!
His voice comforts me
He will forever be in our hearts rest in peace technoblade
Merry Christmas from... 3 years ago
Idk why, but after watching this all I can imagine is Technoblade inside a sled being pulled by pigs. Meanwhile techno says *CHRISTMAS* while he drops tnt on every base he goes over.
I think you should say "Crit-Mas"
50 likes for techno to start saying critmas
6 more likes!
C r i t S m a s h
Kid: I don't want milk
Dad: (Shows him the clip with techno beating up people with a milk bucket)
Kit: I WANT MORE MILK!!!
Usually I drink the milk in Bed Wars
25:43 "that joke was to easy to *let it go* "
This.. this is what I subscribed for
"Bone milk" - Technoblade 2017
Rest in peace, king
I always thought about this but is peppa pig your daughter?
Christmas? I celebrate CRITS-mass
Techno is the only person who can meme people with buckets
your thumbnails are my life
Just watched an hour of TechnoBlade beating up orphans screaming milk and Christmas
my brother was like "who is this guy?"
and I was like "just type pig on youtube he'd show up."
*CHRISSSTTMAASSSS!!!*
I cri
Thanks Techno, least we have your legacy on video.
what is Christmas? beating up a person with shoes and yelling "CHRISTMAS!!!" while doing it
That joke was too easy for me to “let it go” xD lol so funny ikr looool
techno missed the perfect opportunity to use the phrase critsmas
I’m watching all of techno’s past live streams, leaving a comment so I know I’ve watched this
I love how everytime Techno got a kill in the first part of the stream he would yell “CHRISTMAS”
3 years later I'm still watching this
i know this was posted two years ago but i miss technoblade so don’t mind me im just watching old videos
you're not the only one XD
I want you to get owner rank
Godly GreenYT LOL
Godly GreenYT Nearly IS a lie bc youre not near beating him at all lol
YT rank needs like 30k subs and you have 200 cx
Godly GreenYT highly **highly** doubt it
I have just as many subs as technoblade if you round it
This is one of my favorite streams of his of all time lol
Christmas more like Crits-mas
POV: You’re a small orphan child, and you’re sitting in your living about to open a present that you found on the streets, and then all of a sudden, Techno comes down your chimney and hits your over the head with a pair of shoes, yelling, CHRISTMAS
u can actually drink the milk and beat em up with a bucket xD
can you imagin walking in the street and then u see techno beating ppl with his shoe screeming "eatttttttttttt my shoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
**Why to kill.....?**
*BCZ THATS CHRISTMAS ALL ABOUT*
Kirai _ your English tho...
Techno: SHARPNESS BOOK
Me: oh no they’ll all get paper cuts
christSMASH
i am sorry
Technoblades Legacy will never die
Thanks for the laughs
You will be missed
He uses the Christmas spirit to make people into Christmas spirits GENIUS
My father should watch this so he learns how to bring the milk back
Do a 100 Loot box opening, I heard you'll get the Special PIG++++++++ Rank if you open 100 loot boxes.
Fr no scam!
Alt title : Grown man beats orphans up with stolen shoes
*Sees Technoblade Uploaded A Long Bedwars Vid* HOLY SHIT *Goes And Gets Chips* TIME FOR A LOOOOOONG VID WOOOOOH
i like how he went from spreading christmas joy to stealing orphans presents so quick
I watch him this christmas
4:56 "I can't speak English, but I can beat people to death with shoes so... Isn't that what Christmas is all about?"
technoblade neva dyes
gimme likes cuz I want them
I still watch all his videos rest in piece you are a legend and legends never die
I am so done wit u techno . When u stream , either i am sleeping or its during my school time
IKR?
It’s cause he has a messed up schedule
Hi 7 timezonez
What is Christmas?
Well for technoblade it is spreading joy by beating people up with milk and stockings
This was streamed on my birthday, but I couldn't watch because I was too busy doing other stuff
Merry Christmas to all you of watching with me, reliving the memories and celebrating xmas with Techno 🎄🎉 :’)