Unearthing a Cthulhu Relic (Lovecraftian ASMR)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Have you been dreaming again? Or has the staff at Arkham Sanitarium helped dredge up an old forgotten memory from the dark and dusty cellar of your subconscious?
Whatever the source of this imagery may be, it appears that you find yourself with a fellow undergraduate student at Miskatonic University. You and your classmate have been charged with the task of examining some of the rubble that was brought back from an archaeological expedition to the Himalayan mountains.
You are merely an observer here, as your counterpart does most of the work examining, collecting samples and taking (strange) notes of the various types of ancient gravel and stones retrieved from amid the cyclopean ruins found bordering a vast rift deep within the aforementioned mountains.
Towards the end of this observation, it appears that your colleague (classmate, or... professor?), along with the help of your own memories or voices whispering in your head, unearth a strange artifact, be it idol or effigy. It bares the same resemblance to the blasphemous creature found among the other prized collections at the university, which has been given the name: Cthulhu.
Unfortunately by this time, you either cannot recall any further details of this memory or dream, or you are merely too tired to find what has become of the artifact, and you...
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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Ad: "This could be the one time, that you actually like the ad, better than your video!"
Me: oh shut the ffffffuuuuuu
There are none lol
@@khgoat TH-cam can give you an ad in the bigining If it wants to
I meant ads better than the video
Say the word coward
cckk
Such a strange artifact. What could it mean?
*turns it over and looks at it very closely*
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[Made in China]
This needs more like lol
SSSSSHHHH. Don't tell anyone
Plot twist 😂☠️
Zaraiah Valois CTHULHU NOW RESIDES IN CHINA! OF COURSE!
The origin of Lovecraftian monsters revealed: China.
Do you guys ever think H.P. Lovecraft would've ever believed his horror stories would one day be used to make moving pictures to help people sleep?
Probably I know I loved his work I was smarter when I was 10 so I unberstoob most of it
Zane Walker Dont claim that sou were smarter if you cant even spell understood right
I honestly felt that the mountains of madness was his best work. That or a shadow through time.
I think he would have been pleased. Lovecraft had a lot of sleep problems (night terrors, sleep paralysis, that sort of thing), and he often wrote about sleep and dreams, so he would have liked the idea that his stories would eventually inspire some of these “moving pictures” that help people relax and fall asleep.
Valkarie Stoze At the Mountains of Madness is definitely his best work. My personal favourite is The Colour out of Space though. The Shadow out of Time is seriously underrated too, I think you’re the first person I’ve come across who has even mentioned it.
GET YA TIME STAMPS HERE! GET YA TIME STAMPS! ONLY 1 LIKE FOR A TIME STAMP!
(The whole video has inaudible or unintelligible and audible whispering)
0:00 - 1:00 Gently moving rocks
1:01 - 7:18 Tapping journal and writing in it
7:18 - 13:40 Gently moving the rocks
13:40 - 18:02 Using tweezers to moving and grab rocks
18:02 - 19:10 Cap sounds (like a bottle cap)
19:10 - 22:44 Using glass and tweezers together (Glass sounds)
22:44 - 23:09 More writing in the journal
23:09 - 25:01 More tweezers + rocks again
25:01 - 26:01 More bottle cap, tweezer + glass sounds
26:01 - 37:15 A bit of writing then Ping pong ball + rock sounds
37:15 - 38:00 Writing sounds
38:00 - 41:20 Tweezers + Rocks AGAIN
41:20 - 45:10 Rock sounds
45:10 - 47:54 Tweezers + Rocks *AGAIN*
47:54 - 50:16 Rock sounds and Uncovering that precious Artifact!
50:16 - 50:45 Brushing the artifact
50:45 - 51:29 Using tweezers on the artifact
51:30 - 53:20 Writing and drawing in Journal
53:20 - 53:54 Holding the artifact
53:54 - 55:05 Tweezers on the artifact
Sorry, but "unintelligible* whispering".
frankiegetup Wow you must be a funny guy
frankiegetup you must be fun at party's
Connor Person it's parties. And please refrain from being aggressive against grammar Nazis. There is no point nor will you find abnormal satisfaction. It would seem a waste of time, which I believe, should be precious to you...
Blazer239 sounds like a good deal to me!
He's writing r'hlyan like it's his mother tongue
DeadliestWeapon_ now we know damn well it is
EAT PANT
Umm..sorry for being dumb, but what is this language . I have never heard of it.
@@gonb3259 The language of the old ones in the Lovecraftian mythos.
@@colekavanaugh4559 Thank you
For half of the video I thought he was speaking in the weird language from a previous video but then I turned it up really loud and realized that I'm just stupid
Fancy Watermelon oh wow I feel like a complete idiot now
Fancy Watermelon for me as well.... i turned the volume up cuz of ur comment lol
Can anyone make out everything he's saying? I can only pick up on a few words every now and then, even with the volume turned up all the way...
Bill Robbs I can't too
Bill Robbs but I think it's intentional
Yo, Uncle E, those scribbles in the journal actually looked like a form of ancient text... Another Lovecraftian video using them, maybe teaching us to use them would be awesome. They don't even have to be logical, just scribble them out and we won't be the wiser.
I already have plans. Soon...
Is this the only reply e has ever made?
Maybe
@@twocheezitz9182 He's made quite a bunch.
@@techno9117 haha yeah one time i mentioned listening to some of his tracks on spotify and he told me he loved me 😂 i wish i remembered what video the comments are on!
I just don't know where he keeps digging up these ideas...
MrSeagull I appreciate this beautiful pun
MrSeagull I'm sending you to the *Pun*-itentiary
MrSeagull haha, took me a while xD good one!
MrSeagull
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Drops 🎤
My man out here writing in the enchantment table language
He enchanted himself so he could write in it. Mad lad.
Actually it’s Depth Strider
Sean Harper why yes, yes I am
My friend can speak and write enchanting table so we made a scroll and a cult using it this is wat happens when ur bored in school
Speak??
"Who knows the end? What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men."
That's deep bro that deep man
@@charlesgill367 shut the fuck up. Its not deep its talking about a fictional event in a book
@@TransToast dude no need to get angry
@@joshuastewart9091 no u
TransToast yo what book??
0/10. Didn't lose sanity to the revelation of the Great Ones. :/
Cat Lis big let down, I know from experience 🦑
Maybe you did, or maybe you have been insane all along and you don't know the difference.
You will serve our Lord, the Great One. Time will tell.
UwU the great uwu?
TheNewFound Republic the great UwU-lhu
That writing... it seems eerily familiar... Ephemeral are you by any chance a doctor?
TheGamingLord06 maybe a doctor tingle
CANNON GO! Wrong channel.
no they are both completely different people
It's a prescription for hydrocodone, I believe.
You got me there!
It's crazy cool how you quickly write that ancient language on the fly like that.
Texas Rangers -- Plot twist: that's his actual hand writing.
I have created my own alphabet that I use. I'm hoping to make a proper language for it some day, but currently I just use it as a cipher for english.
Lenox Bean same, but I seem to change the letters constantly..
Lenox Bean Same. However, careful w the actual language,,; it can consume you the more you do it (take it from the experienced lol)
Eons of practice
I think I just unearthed an ASMR classic. .great work ER.
Articulate Design ASMR yes Matt, love your videos too!
Sorry but for me it's trash
Sorry but to me you're trash. +Dragonix 123
Klespyrian god damn burn
@@GoodolKev - how rude!
47:49 "theres no need for this!"
Nice pfp. You like Knights? I'm a Viking guy myself
@@Incrememe stop winning every faction war please
Yes mah knight brudda I personally like Lawbringer and edge man Vortiger
More of a Samurai guy myself.
@Plauge Doctor Seth weeb
As an unearthing professional myself, I can say for a fact this is how we actually work on the field.
Instead of using real languages, we whisper words that are hard to understand. Due to this fact, we often just assume what the other person is talking about.
And, despite popular belief, we don't actually dig up relics in the ground! We use sandpits and place the relics in there, only to dig them up moments later. It gives us a false feeling of accomplishment.
Anyways, great video. I'll show it to all my friends.
*Make a clock and puts it on the sea bed next to Titanic then dives down again to retrieve it*
@@geoffw6007 what
@@masahirosakurai3733 speed running finding the titanic
hi
ma digga
“Yo, can you grab my relic? Just beneath the gravel in that tray there.”
*one hour later*
It's weird to think that in another universe ASMR would be people yelling at you and making annoying sounds.
The multiverse doesn’t exist
Buttersauce42 How do you know. Science can’t even prove it yet 😂
Kayla Mitchells Time traveling is impossible, that means there are no variables of our world.
A Salty One 🤷♀️
A Salty One Maybe it is
If your reading this comment, you might in fact be reading this comment.
Andrew Fluet a small possibility
But what if, I am actually just reading this comment?
or am i
But I can’t read.
Indeed
Thats cool, my grandma has a Chihuahua.
Im not a big fan of chihuahuas but i like small dogs because they weight less and the big dogs when they get too excited make me a little bit scaried and worried but not big deal
Wow thats so interesting, my grandma doesn't have a chihuahua
Wow that pretty cool, I don’t have a grandma.
@@samsanders3659sorry about your loss
28:56 you should make a whole video dedicated to that because that is SUPER relaxing
At first I thought that the video was in R'lyehian but then I realized that it was just very inaudible and unintelligible. :D
I want more rift world lore
This is most likely the expedition Prof.Clemmons and Margaret go on to the Himalayas.
where is matpat at
Deachuu
NEXT on Game Theory: Is Prof. Corvus BISEXUAL?!?
The Gamer Dragon Check the description.
+The Gamer Dragon Dude this is incredibly insulting to actual archeologists who spend an entire decade getting a sponsored expedition.
Before the camera focused I thought it was a pile of teeth...
Ryan Casaday that would have made a much more "interesting" video.
wut
Same
Ryan Casaday same
Eww
is the handwriting in the journal supposed to be a joke about doctors having bad handwriting?
Jonathan Owen it's an ancient language.
Oden *fake ancient language
It's Ry'ahln, I think is what it's called. Pardon me if I am wrong, tho
Never thought of that lol
@@crewman6141 stfu dude they are probably more creative than you
hmmm, I listen to Lovecraft Audiobooks to fall asleep, I listen to ASMR to fall asleep, I now can listen to Lovecraft ASMR, how bout that World?
he is dead
Yasssssss! Me, too! I was napping to Lovecraft on HorrorBabble just this afternoon! 😁
Lovecraft is a legend 💖
Moira Burden Do you have any recommendations for my first Lovecraft book?
@@OneStarfish Herbert West Reanimator, The Hound, The Horror at Redhook, or The Call of Cthulu would be my recommendations. Be aware that while Lovecraft was a master of the genre and his impact upon subsequent writers is undisputable...he was also hugely racist. Go in with open eyes. He was a brilliant writer, but a massively flawed human being.
Who would have thought Cthulhu was a The Punisher fan...
Gotta love the cliffhanger description!
Thats not what a cliffhanger is but okay
TransToast r/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH WE GOTTA BOOMER HERE
This is one of my favorite video's that you've made. I love the near inaudible whispering you're doing where I can catch a few words here and there but most is low and unintelligible. Reminds me of your "The Art of Quiet" videos. I would like it if you did more of these kind of videos. I noticed there was some of this same kind of whispering in your latest Easter video too.
Dr. Cthulu: *Walks in the room*
"Oh, you found my paperweight rock! I was wondering where that went off to..."
Underrated comment. Seriously.
Those little rocks are gooooood.
DarkerRunes ASMR did you eat them!!
DarkerRunes ASMR is
DarkerRunes ASMR k
Nevermore Ravenwing no one cares what they're called mate.
i am now officially a little rock fetishist.
That description box... is...
Bruuuuuuhhhhh it was the expedition that Clemons went on omg.
its so fuckin big ?
And YOU were there!
DarkerRunes ASMR
You're one of the lucky ones.
I've been trapped in there for days! The last guy though... *Gags* I found the bones.
...
Probably one of my favorite videos of yours, I'm stoned! You rock, man!
Bro I'm just a little pebbled rn. 😂😂😂😂
*Opens door* Ahem...
Man, we're really digging to find some geology puns! These are un-boulderable!
u look stoned
Stop before The Rolling Stones give you a lesson about rock puns 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Maybe you can do an ASMR video where Dr. Corvus decides to do SCP-049's "cure" on a live test subject. I like to see more ASMR vids based around the SCP foundation. you have done one in the past, before.
stpattyy11 I hope he reads this because it's an astounding idea and I feel it would be quite "tingly" and interesting to listen to.
stpattyy11 nice idea, that would be great
All these years later, this video never fails to make me drowsy enough to fall asleep. Fucking love it 😍
Your video made me go insane. Thanks a lot!
No one:
ER: “The vegans. They’re alive”
OH GOD NOT THE VEGANS
if you flip your phone upside down, you become uncle rift
this is now a very old video, but at 3:45 exactly (you may want to go to 3:44 so it isn't cut off at all) i KNOW i heard "professor clemmons," if i remembered how to spell his name correctly
the lore continues...
update: am hearing things like "expedition," "geometry," "strange disturbances," "short term memory," & something about how the gravel/sand/rocks might be minerals or salt?? "listen closely," "the old ones," & then later quite close together: "take heed & pay attention," "take one step," "these warnings are important, you understand"
these are all very interesting comments that i've picked up.. intriguing
if anyone has anything to add, i'd love to hear it
Unearthing a chihuahua relic
I read the title as unearthing a chihuahua relic.....
Sassy The Sasquatch you silly sausage you
Wtf tho xD
Callum Gallagher that would make for a funny movie
chilled gaming ill pay to see that
wow
My all time favourite asmr video, never fails to help me fall asleep if I can’t find something new to listen to, the notebook bit and Cthulhu speak is just 👌🏻
same, its my go to
you alreaky know this I'm sure, but if you are looking for cool Lovecraft props you should look for H.P.Lovecraft Historical Society. for aniy fan of the Mythos, that stuff is top notch! (also they have movies! who would have thought!)
imefix I'm a huge Lovecraft fan but actually didn't know about that, thanks a lot!! :D (I know I'm not ER but I still want to say thanks)
Glad to have helped someone anyway :D
Holy crap!!!!! This might be a very l8 comment (hey I started reviewing a little to late anyway) but this is single handedly the best asmr I’ve seen and heard in a long time. The writings good the rocks/ hands rubbing against each other is good. And especially the gibberish audio over the video. Absolutely beautiful my man E. R. absolutely beautiful. 10/10 would listen to again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.🍊
5he same I can't believe the perfection of the video it's CRAZY
chill
Orang
I M J U S T G O I N G T O
Snzjxijxhdiwiwuww has always happened to when I was gonna I got a a great time off of school and then I wanna was the day we got a a good time in the way we had to do it and then we got rid of it all I got to do is it all the day and I just want to make sure that I wanna I was like I gotta was the day we got a a great time and I was gonna was a great time and I just wanna I was so happy I got to go to school and then I wanna was the day we got a candy land that we could get you and you can do it and then I gotta is the time of time you get a
😄🔝🧤🤬😔🤬🔪👋😆😂💕🤣
Corvus, are you alright? Your patients, including myself, are incredibly concerned. Perhaps you might need some time off work...?
Tabitha The Cat my apologies, I was not myself at the time. I was....high on skooma if you know what that is.
@@eattherich162 Goodness, Dr. I would not expect that of you, yet, then again, one never knows what to expect around here. I do hope you are feeling well, though.
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I really love the whispering in this video 😴
It is really soothing isn't it?
Me too
Me too
NO ITS CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY😨😱😨😱😱😨😨😱😨😨😱😭😭😭😭
We've made it, my friends. Now that you're early, what would you like? A tingling sensation? crinkling rocks? A passport?
This video is just calling me to sleep, like it's some sort of Call from Cthulhu himself. I know, I'll name it The Call of Cthulhu!
Space Age ASMR Metallica got it before you could
And it's a damn good song
Another good song is Cthulhu Sleeps by deadmau5....
Hell yeah it is! \m/
yes my dude
3:44 "Professor Clemons"
I'm sure there's a ton of references to riftworld in here, but I fall asleep too soon to hear them all
welp. guess it's time to add "ping pong ball rolling over small rocks" to my list of hyper specific ASMR triggers
I just had to say this since I’ve been watching this channel for about 2 and 1/2 years now. THIS video. This one video has always WITHOUT FAIL made me sleep. Having bouts of insomnia brought on by stress can really effect me hard but ever since this video came out it has this magical ability to just cannon-fire me into slumber. I never get more than 10 minutes into the video before I’m knocked out.
Thank you Rift. From the bottom of my heart I really wanna thank you for always making amazing content and helping this night owl catch some Zs
I like to think he’s in his driveway under a box with a flashlight recording this video
Anyone else watching this is 2019, scrolling through the comments and seeing all the kids who want to grammatically correct everyone even though we all know what they mean? I mean, come on, just enjoy the ASMR, ya didly darn Fruitcakes.
I just got tingles
oh my god I just got tingles, OH MY GOD I JUST GOT TINGLES, IT WAS SHORT AND SMALL BUT I GOT THEM OH MY GOD
THIS IS A MIRACLE
That what she said
Even over a year later, I still find this comment wholesome.
That moment when you come back from work and see this in your inbox. Heaven.
As I do love a Cthulhu Relic as the next person... I do miss that special Vodka bottle and winter hat from that special Yuri
Nice Jet Jaguar pfp
47:37
Ephemeral rift: is this here
Me: yes rift this is here
Default dance
47:33*
Can we get subtitles on this?
something about the way he has those slight clicks while inaudible whispering is just so relaxing
This is Very simple ASMR, however there's something about it which is just so soothing. Is it just me or does anyone else find certain levels of Lovecraftian Horror, Relaxing?
This community loves puns so much that I want to marry it.
I feel like the video is watching me
I still be watching your old content regularly, all of your videos are just too good to listen to for a last time
Why is ER like a lotta girls?
He loves digging up the past.
😂😂😂😂😂
TheLoneCookie memeworthy comment right here
+TheLoneCookie Is ER a feminist?
Heli Copter not sure, he hasn't really talked about it
+TheLoneCookie I thought you were good friends. Okay do you know who is a good friend of his that I can ask?
666,777 views... Seems appropriate
Would love to see anther video with stone arrangement like that again
Ill be real with yall the sounds from the ping pong on the gravel got me goin nutty bananas rn
Lmfao yes
Ping-pong-ball-on-rocks is my new favorite sound.
I've been listening to a fair amount of ASMR for about 3 years now, and this video is easily in my top 5 favorites of all time. Everything in here is superb, both the audio and video.
ASMR cat litter ?
Within 5 minutes my eyes are rolling into the back of my head as I struggle to stay awake so I can keep tingling *THIS ASMR IS TREASURE I BELIEVE I HAVE UNEARTHED ONE OF THE BEST CHANNELS I’VE WATCHED YOU’RE TIED WITH GOOD OLD DR.TINGLES AND MASSAGE ASMR YOU 3 ARE A GOD LIKE LEVEL OF TINGLE FILLED BLISS* sleep well everyone
Edit: also I just wanted to say this is one of my favorites
My words, "what he sayi - ohh it inaudible okay got it...wait, wait no I think I just heard him sa - what...hold up...oh yes he just said like strange or somethi - wh...ok now hes back to inaudible? Dangg you got some bad hand writing...ok yup Im confused time for some asmr JoJo card magic and all that..."
"Only the penitent man will pass"
What in the fuck does indian jones have to do with this
i love this description so much omg. every peek inside this man's head is to be treasured.
Do you guys know if he has any video doing mainly this 28:54? that part was amazing for me.
How the hell did I go from watching atv fails to this
Seeing these videos in my subscriptions box always makes me smile
Ditting profile image,
Ditting indeed...
Slotzoffun Lewis seems like the type of guy who watches ASMR
seeing these videos in your subscription box fills you with determination.
My writing isn’t that messy The writing: 52:25
Let's get this guy to 1 mil because he deserves it
Seems like he made it
He reached 1 mil.
Am I the only one that heard "Professor Klemens" at 3:44
No you heard him right, he brings up Professor Clemmons in probably 80% of his videos. (Probably not an accurate number but he brings up Clemmons ALOT.)
I've listened to this so many times, trying to count would be pointless. I want to let you know this is one the absolute best ASMR vids out there. The subtle sounds of your voice, the pebbles, the scratches, makes a perfect combination of tingles. I love it.
Why did I see if captions worked...
28:50 time stamp for me…
*why does the whispering remind me of the reversed whispering at the end of the gravity falls theme song-*
Anyone know the repairman's #? My rotary phone lost his number. I need my face cleaned with a #3 paint brush, need both eyes lasered, couple screws are definitely loose in my head, ears need to be scraped with a sharp metal tool. Whole job would take about one hour. If he can fit me into his schedule, I would be most appreciative.
my mans writing in russian cursive
White rocks, white blood cells, blood, DEMOITIZED
It's been two years since this video came out and this is still by far my favorite asmr video ever.
Everybody gangsta till Rift start writing in R’lyehian
He’s speaking the language of the gods
ER is the only ASMR’tist that gives me tingles have been watching for about a year now get tingles every time 🤤🤤 love all your vids I believe I have watched them all and look forward to future videos
Why does inaudible whispering have the opposite effect on me?
One of my favourites. Lots of gentle sounds in this
Watched this and fell asleep. I had a nightmare involving cthulhu, weird as fuck. Now I'm traumatised. Thank you.
All the dislikes are members of the cult who wanted to find it first
i summon thee to release a part two rift👏
It’s crazy that I still find myself coming back to this video. Something about it just knocks me straight out.
I thought the rubble was popcorn
"...What do you mean you ATE the excavation site!?"
Faintest Of Breath "Sorry- mmm, this is really good.. *shoves several pieces of popcorn in mouth* Haven't athen in alth day, worry."
jxeseok u sir... that was amazing
Bookmulch Forthegame "You want some?" *hands some over*
jxeseok oh... *henk ou fhien* delicious
under a minute club
I feel sorry for your gf
Stormy Ascent what gf?
ba dum.. tsss
here, sadly
I show up for konata
Yup, that just means we have extra dirty minds doesn't it? XDDD