Y'know, that one trooper with the "What's it like being a Spartan?" question kind of has a point. From an outsider's perspective, being a Spartan is the best thing that could happen. They don't know about the abductions or the augmentations or the brutal training process, and they'd been at war for 27 years by the time the Fall of Reach happened. So... from the average trooper's point of view, Spartans are the ultimate Covenant-killing machine, why _wouldn't_ you want to be one?
@@osedebame3522 Spartans NEVER die But we saw her get ripped in half She'll be back We cremated her She'll show up It really scared me and I need a new spartan
Marine: oh man, to be a spartan. Spartan: *flashbacks to more than half their buddys from basic dying due to augmentations or the rough training in on of itself.* Spartan:*flashbacks to the constant battles of losing your friends as they fall beside you as you can only watch and hope youre not next.* Spartan:*flashbacks to the up and coming spartan II project which subjected small children to abduction and augmentation killing most of them, and forcing those who survived to live the rest of their lives in battle.* Spartan: *flashbacks to reach....* Marine: must be fun, right?
Blue Flames are so rare these days... Ever have people be so jealous that they make sure to kill you first before anyone else because of it? I just need to know if the pain is mutual.
Most people who have it don't even deserve it. They should've given it to people who played Reach on launch. I met a few people who just bought the game when the blue flames were released and got them. And then brag about them.
Except it was pretty easy to get, all you needed was your Bungie.net account and a PC. And if you didn't hear about it on all these major halo channels or from Bungie themselves, tough luck I guess.
It's been so long since halo came out but I have to say this The grunts actually have some of the strongest guns The needlers make things explode And the plasma pistols can charge up and do some major damage
The “marines” in reach are actually the UNSC Army. You can tell by the uniforms. The ones in the space level and the ones in the pelican with Keyes are the only marines besides ODST
Did anyone else catch them using some lines from the movie "Office Space" at 0:22 - 0:26 "Yeah I don't really like my job anymore, I dont think ima go" & again at 0:30 - 0:35 "We dont have a lot of time in the universe, and we weren't meant to spend it this way."
Oh god no. Not marines driving. I had a case were a marine hit into a warthog and I had about 12 marines with me. He ran all of them over then killed me and to top it all of befour I respawned I saw him drive of a cliff.
Marine girl: Is that a sandwich on your pocket? Or you are just happy to see me? ;3 Spartan: What if i tould you it's both? Marine girl: I found the best husbando!
Ryend100 Of course their bloodthirsty an alien race is trying to exterminat their entire species so you know and we would all be bloodthirsty if we experience the things they have.
Over 9000 N00bs People get thousands of views for the worst quality shit. yours is great quality entertainment. I laughed non stop at the stuff you put together. Keep it up man, you know what people like :D
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I like the "heyyy i got your wort wort wort right here"
I can’t believe they did an elite reference for halo 1😂
*Elite battle cry*
zug zug
ON a mission with no elites lol
“Go, go, go!”
Marine: "At least it's not zombies, that would be pretty messed up."
Halo CE: _>
UUUUUUUHHHHHHH
Hope he died on Reach and didn't survive long enough to see The Flood
"I don't think so I'M DRIVING!" *Insert mother of god picture here* every Halo fan HAD to have lost their shit at that.
Freakin; Marines... They never went through driving school man!
PANCAKEMINEZZ You think that's bad? Try letting Kat drive.
NinthArcher Please... Don't bring back those memories. I'm only just recovering.
One marine drove my warthog off the cliff
*me dying in laughter*
lol at 2:24
the girl really wanted the sandwich in his pocket
Mother of god😐
🤨
1:02 What is with the obsession with a Sandwich?
What, has she not eaten in the mess hall before?
I bet they have sandwiches.
She's Heavy Weapons Guy's distant descendant.
I think she was expecting a answer like: I don't have a sandwich, but you can have my sausage.
I get that reference xd
@@zillafire101 DOCTER WHERE ARE YOU
She has a sandwich fetish. She might even freeze em so they hold up while inserting them. I hope my answer was worth 3 years of waiting lol
Y'know, that one trooper with the "What's it like being a Spartan?" question kind of has a point. From an outsider's perspective, being a Spartan is the best thing that could happen. They don't know about the abductions or the augmentations or the brutal training process, and they'd been at war for 27 years by the time the Fall of Reach happened. So... from the average trooper's point of view, Spartans are the ultimate Covenant-killing machine, why _wouldn't_ you want to be one?
Yo, seeing a Spartan die mustve been the most demoralizing thing ever.
@@osedebame3522 Spartans NEVER die
But we saw her get ripped in half
She'll be back
We cremated her
She'll show up
It really scared me and I need a new spartan
Thats for the old spartans. Although the old spartans were better because when you don't have feelings you are more effective
noble team are sparten 3s
@@Mangos1021 they still have feelings
*Is surrounded by covenant forces*
*Makes a marine drive warthog into battlefield*
BecauseICan hello
That marine could defeat the entire Covenant with that level of driving
“EXCUSE ME SORRY COMING THROUGH, TURN A BLINKER ON NEXT TIME YOU STUPID BITCH”
Yes, the most destructive weopon on the world. The marine in a warthog.
Many people have ptsd from that.
And yet they would still hit you before they ever hit a Covenant soldier
Man, these npcs have their own wills...
She atacc
She protecc
But most importantly
She need a snacc
s a n d w I c h ?
You screwed up the rhyming scheme
Every time they ask for a sandwich I imagine six pulling one out of a pocket like, "Damn it I've only got six more left"
lol
Every one he eats. A spartan dies In game.
That chick most be hungry
Marine Cant enjoy her sandwich
Can’t have Shit in Reach.
"Shot him right in the... Purple thing. Best Line Ever!
of all time
"I THINK I SHOULD DRIVE" (Runs over everyone
XD
Looks like he wanted to practice that 4-wheel steering
JesusFreaks 1225 this game is gold XD
Leviathan Red vs Blue for the win!
That's my favorite part.
GAWD, that ending killed me. I couldn't breathe... Hilariously awesome video!!
Yo I replied to you fool!
LilC1deep ?
Rythaze yo i replied 2 u dogg
@@cryantheharpguy2737 yo I replied to you homie
Who the fuck give that marine driving licence
:v mother gud
Probably the same person that gave Caboose a license to drive a tank
+Eddie Hardt why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions
+Eddie Hardt that is caboose
Bonnie what if he's Kats brother
The female marines in reach where pretty great.
+Rythaze halo's random and unpredictable moments are always the best, which is the reason why I keep coming back to play these games!
you do more of them XD
how to i get iwhbyd on reach?
Dur Pengu All skulls are unlocked from the start. Its not like halo 3, where u have to collect them
oh. thx
Over 9000 N00bs btw what mission were you in in the sandwich thing
The marine who said “I don’t like my job, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore” is the most relatable NPC in history
That's an office space reference. Same with the universe quote. I laugh everytime i hear these. The one marine sounds just like Ron Livingston.
Marine: oh man, to be a spartan.
Spartan: *flashbacks to more than half their buddys from basic dying due to augmentations or the rough training in on of itself.*
Spartan:*flashbacks to the constant battles of losing your friends as they fall beside you as you can only watch and hope youre not next.*
Spartan:*flashbacks to the up and coming spartan II project which subjected small children to abduction and augmentation killing most of them, and forcing those who survived to live the rest of their lives in battle.*
Spartan: *flashbacks to reach....*
Marine: must be fun, right?
1:51 he probably becomes a Spartan 4
That's Crimson One
Nah, he got run over by the last guy
"You ever wonder what's up there?" Possibly a very subtle red v blue reference
oh yeah your right, i didn't think about that lol
Usze Taham No, that's "You ever wonder why were here?"
Isaac Clarke oh my back my back oh my back
Jedi General Obi-Wan Kenobi it’s referencing the halo 3 trailer ‘starry nights’
Jedi General Obi-Wan Kenobi Sorry, it's not but how I wish it was
Blue Flames are so rare these days...
Ever have people be so jealous that they make sure to kill you first before anyone else because of it? I just need to know if the pain is mutual.
hmm never never experienced that before...now im scared to go back to reach D:
Legendary415 You hate that they gave it to us for free?
Most people who have it don't even deserve it. They should've given it to people who played Reach on launch. I met a few people who just bought the game when the blue flames were released and got them. And then brag about them.
Except it was pretty easy to get, all you needed was your Bungie.net account and a PC. And if you didn't hear about it on all these major halo channels or from Bungie themselves, tough luck I guess.
Legendary415 it was to celebrate the launch of the bungie app, and it announced it on the news pop up
DONT MAKE ME T-BAG YOU
meta
0:22 When you need a career change.
I feel sorry for him. When someone talks like that, you can fell the regret.
i dont think soo, im driving *kills everyone*
so is everyone aware that the troopers in the video aren't even marines? (UNSC Army BTW)
AMG Transport Dynamics Media don't they have lighter colored armor?
The game doesn't make any straight forward mention of this so my guess is not everyone is aware.
"Just like shooting swamp rats back home!"
What, in your T-16?
"Hey, I got your wort wort wort right here!" Probably the best line.
Those diving skills tho. Better than CAT (the blue Spartan).
it's Kat…but nvm
romand271 cathrine**
@@romand271 nope. Its cat
No, her name is Catherine. Nobody calls her "Cat". They call her by her nickname 'Kat'.
@@theandice8152 nope its cat
Was that a marine that's driving the warthog at the end LOL.
Yes.
That marine lost it at the end. He was like fuck it I don't care just run em over
+KampferXeon they're marines
He did my job for me
The Star Wars reference though lol
They also had a spiderman 2 reference
Gotta love that Reach AI
I knew the marines were funny in previous games. But I never realized they had lines this good in Reach
Marine runs over marine then backs up and hits the spartan. Isn't that Kat's job? XD
And also hits the female marine
Marine: ah at least it ain’t zombies right
Me: DON’T SAY THAT YOU’LL JINX IT.
SHOOT EM RIGHT IN THE PURPLE THING!
-i have no idea
1:47 Marine gets his toes nearly crushed by Warthog.
"Oh my BACK...my BACK...oh my BACK..."
Hope he's not the medic or physiotherapist.
Funny lines in such a depressing game. Was one of my favorite games of all time.
why does the one girl always talk about sandwiches
Ghostgamerkid 1456 cuz she need a snack
@@ImRobin07 Because the brunettes in Halo Reach are addicted.
This is a very inappropriate answer but
She wants the meat.
It's been so long since halo came out but I have to say this
The grunts actually have some of the strongest guns
The needlers make things explode
And the plasma pistols can charge up and do some major damage
“I don’t think so I’m driving”
*continues to run over every marine within a 10 meter distance
"Atleast it ain't zombie right? That would be messed up."
Heh, oh boy do I have a story for you.
1:35 anyone noticed the middle finger?
+Galaxia Shadow That's the end of a gun
LOL
Female marine outside of sword base my beloved
The “marines” in reach are actually the UNSC Army. You can tell by the uniforms. The ones in the space level and the ones in the pelican with Keyes are the only marines besides ODST
omg no wonder the females sound so familiar. It's Lana Kane from Archer
Maybe that female marine did get those "shiny metal pants", maybe she survived the Fall of Reach and, eventually, joined the SPARTAN-IV program.
That last one's why I never let allied NPCs drive.
*”I DON’T THINK SO, I’M DRIVING.”*
*runs over every single ground unit.*
*1:47* me when i fall out my chair in horror gaming
*XD*
Cephei Valarion yes that's pretty funny
That one driver at the end was just as bad as kat.
2:36 Kat is just like "What the hell are they doing now?"
don't worry kat its just a minor injury
"In your face!...That is your face, right?"
Did anyone else catch them using some lines from the movie "Office Space" at 0:22 - 0:26 "Yeah I don't really like my job anymore, I dont think ima go" & again at 0:30 - 0:35 "We dont have a lot of time in the universe, and we weren't meant to spend it this way."
OMFG THAT ENDING!
"I don't think so I'm driving." *Runs over entire team*
"I dont think so, im driving!"
Proceeds to run over 3 team members.
Worst part is. He was probably tired of someone else driving badly.
Marien: YoU GoT a SaNdWiCh
Halo reach is one of the best.
Marine: “I don’t think so. I’m driving.” *Gets the driving skill set of Kat and kills and runs over/into friendlies.
"im driving!"
proceeds to run over entire team
Player runs over NPC
NPCs: WTF MAn
NPC Runs over other NPC
NPCs" ...Yea?
Oh god no. Not marines driving. I had a case were a marine hit into a warthog and I had about 12 marines with me. He ran all of them over then killed me and to top it all of befour I respawned I saw him drive of a cliff.
0:22
I never thought i could relate to one of the marines
Oh my back
My back
Oh my back
Marine girl: Is that a sandwich on your pocket? Or you are just happy to see me? ;3
Spartan: What if i tould you it's both?
Marine girl: I found the best husbando!
That zombie one was funny considering the flood would attack later and if that soldier lived to see it it would be even funnier XD
Halo is amazing, just the small quotes making it better.
0:26 shots fired!
I heard "Is that a dead Spartan?" on Tip of the Spear in the mining facility after being creamed by a random round from Covenant plasma arty.
Don't make me t-bag you! XD
2:29 Lmfao that Marine REALLY did That.
2:24 always gets me XD
Yea?
You got a lot of pockets, one of them holdin a sandwich?
My favorite thing about this is Ron Livingston from Office Space saying some of his lines from the movie.
I'm pretty sure one of the chicks is voiced by the same actress that voices the female player character in fallout 4
I've run into some pretty stupid marines, but that marine who team killed with the *puma* warthog tops it all.
Heyyyy, I got your wort wort wort right here!
2:24 *Marine gets into Warthog* 2:30 *Casually runs over squad*
You are 2 for 2 of making me die of laughter with your videos
Some of these lines are funny as hell, but some get you thinking... like the grunt lobster one... those dark nights camping on Reach, man...
I don't know, humans in the Halo universe are blood thirsty man.
Ryend100 Of course their bloodthirsty an alien race is trying to exterminat their entire species so you know and we would all be bloodthirsty if we experience the things they have.
Marine:"ahh atleast it ain't Zombies right? That would be messed up"
The FLOOD: am I joke to you?
Halo CE was after Halo Reach. Therefore, they didn't know the flood existed.
I dare say the whole "I don't like my job" one was a reference to Office Space.
1.45:"Just like shooting swamp rats back home" A Star Wars reference😂
0:52 *wait a minute*
I am glad to see this kind of funny dialogue being used in Halo Wars 2.
"Yeah I don't like my job, I don't think im gona go anymore"
-Marine inside enemy covenant ship
it's also Ron Livingston, he says that exact line in Office Space
0:45 “Did you just shoot me?!”
“Yes.”
I AM A ROBOT.
Halo Reach Marine saying Grunts taste like lobster. 1:20
I've never seen a marine drive that terribly. wow
Your Grunt vid and this. You sir should have more subscribers!
personally i think 400 is enough for me, but thanks!
Over 9000 N00bs People get thousands of views for the worst quality shit. yours is great quality entertainment. I laughed non stop at the stuff you put together. Keep it up man, you know what people like :D
*Just like shooting sawmp rats back home* , no doubt a dual missile pod is the perfect rat hunting tool
That trooper in the end went bats**t and decided to kill every in his path
That female marine is so hungry, she considers eating the Unggoy.
Gotta love the Star Wars reference at 1:44
The office space quotes always having me dying
1:04 This chick must really like sandwiches xD
I Don't Think Soo, I'm Driving! ... ( Killing Noises In The BackGround ) Fhaaa! ... Uhaaa! Tutu tu Tu tut tututututuuuuu!
343 take notes this is how you do funny dialogue without being cringy
Oh my god that last guy, he even ran over two of his buddies.
Ikr XD I lost it there