Rivalry week destroys LSU’s playoff hopes, Baja’s cheek, and Auburn’s hearing. The Egg Bowl continues to entertain and Mizzou and Arkansas have concerns about the legitimacy of their “rivalry.”
"This smells like weed and Krystal burgers" Uh NO that's just ATLANTA!!! BAWAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOL SO DAMN TRUE!!!!
I feel like I’ve been rewarded with the UAB cameo. 😊 Just for those that don’t know, the University of Alabama BOT, which includes Alabama, UAB and UAH got rid of UAB football for no other reason than to be petty following a decades long grudge held by Baby Bear Bryant. After a massive outcry from a “vocal few” the program was ultimately reinstated. So yes, that comment by Bama was a massive load of horse💩 as they have single handedly meddled in the affairs of another team that is literally their sister school. The thank you doctor comment from Auburn was in reference to UAB being the medical school of the UA system. Sincerely, a Blazer Alumna
South Carolina has done similar things. USC Upstate wanted to start a football program til they got smacked down by the mothership. They have pretty much every other sport. Sure they're not the only college to do that. But I'm a little salty cause I went to Upstate.
On the "thank you, doctor. I concur." comment: Auburn is also the state veterinary school, whose graduates are Doctors of Veterinary Medicine (DVM). So, that line is not inaccurate at all. One medical professional to another, if you will. I yield the remainder of my time to the floor.
As a carolina fan, hands down been the best few days, I mean sec shorts gave them a whole episode, and my man Matt here leaving the shane train in charge! Absolutely
@@nicholasvassey9799 Please don't jinx it, we may be good now, but we're still South Carolina. Bad things happen when we hope. Edit: That said, dum spiro spero.
@@Qtoyghs, dum spiro spero indeed! But let’s not be the toxic, mouthy fanbase. Any nasty thing you say to fans of other teams will only come back to haunt you a season or two down the road. And I agree with never counting a win until the game is done.
@@sgtbassmaster3129 honestly I assumed y’all still hated us by default for 2010, glad you know not everyone holds the same animosity as my college roommates LOL Yeah we’re mostly realistic about our chances but this is the first time our team has shown legitimate upside since the days of Fear The Thumb so you might have to let us ride that out.
Matt, my hubby had an outpatient procedure this morning @ the hospital. While I was waiting with him to be taken to surgery, the SEC video was up & I played it. It hadn’t even finished playing and he was like, “Where’s Matt’s?” I told him you have to write the script, film all the teams, and then edit it together. (He knows this.) Just wanted to say thanks for sharing your wit and humor. You are a true & gifted entertainer. ❤❤❤ We don’t even mind you stomping the Swamp & that’s saying something. 🐊
Matt comes at you so hard with absolute genius metaphors from an esoteric level and the speed of an MG 42 I have to watch 2 or 3 times to soak it all in. Pure entertainment!
I came here to say basically the same thing. Of course, at my age (2 months short of 60), I pretty much have to watching everything multiple times if they go this fast.
I wonder if you may wind up crossing over to the darkside (Basketball) and do a vid concerning 18th ranked Alabama defeating #1 ranked North Carolina in 4OTs. If anyone could parody that existential chaotic madness it would be you. 🙏
@@beybladerkid5489 if you think caddy is a better football coach than freeze I dunno what to tell you. Learn what a head football coach does. It certainly isn’t just Xs or Os. Also maybe listen to what caddy actually says. He *KNOWS* he isn’t ready for the auburn job.
@@MartinMazur I would disagree. The old border war/showdown was one of the best rivalries. The history, the war drum, and the unlicensed shirts like the MU scoreboard one, the disdain for each other between the universities. That was what made that rivalry great. I just don't see those things between MU and ARK. Im curious why you think MU/ARK is better?
As a Mizzou alum, I still focus all my hate to the west, not the south. Simply because Arkansas has the word kansas in their name does not mean they are an adequate substitute for the Chickenhawks.
Love the Branson quote. 😂. As a resident of the area, I concur that trophy quite possibly could have been picked up at one of the "craft" markets here.
Missouri State appearance confirming that about the origins of the trophy and telling the them , they still owe him the $9.95 for the construction cost of it would be great.
Matt, I was getting worried! I checked twitter just to see if you were okay! These videos are the best part of Monday! Thank you for adding so much joy to the season
The defense we had in the A&M game, the offense that clobbered Tennessee, and the Special Teams that beat Clemson. If all of those can show up at the same time on a consistent basis then truly I say unto thee that the SEC will be the oyster of the South Carolina Gamecocks.
They hired Hugh Freeze as their coach. His SEC record at Ole Miss was 19-21. Even Lane Kiffin didn't want them. AA is for those who stop drinking, not those drinking even more.
@@jay48538 I've spent too much time in the corporate world. I saw the headline, "Auburn Hiring Freeze" and initially thought it meant they weren't going to hire anybody at all.
Another excellent video. I do wish there’d been a bit more on LSU/A&M but that’s alright. Tbf I’m pretty sure LSU forgot they had a game over the weekend too
You always have the most hilarious videos Matt 😂😂😂 I do have one suggestion. It was kinda difficult following the t-shirts in this one. I had a little bit better time following the skit with the logos. Just a suggestion though. Keep up the great work Matt!
This accurately summarizes a lot of Auburn fans and alumni with regards to Hugh Freeze. Hate him and all that he's done, and we don't want him within a hundred miles of Auburn. Otherwise, we could have felt good about scoring points and being somewhat competitive in the Iron Bowl.
We all know only 2 games matter this weekend and if neither end in a upset we can go ahead and congratulate Georgia on back to back when it doesn’t really seem like they earned either
@@nick.100 what do you mean didn't earn we went undefeated two years in a row in the toughest conference in the country so yeah we definitely earned it
@@christarpley6861 I mean first you definitely didnt go undefeated u lost to Alabama in the sec championship and then won a championships possibly because they lost there 2 top receivers to injury Then if usc and tcu get in both Georgia and Michigan are gonna have cupcake games cause they aren’t worth even being on the same field and Michigan is known for not showing up when it matters If u don’t over come something or play all the good teams then you just kinda got it for right place right time
From Shamecocks to SHANEcocks Carolina is rolling!!! Beamer Ball all the way! 🏈🤙🏻🐓 On another note these past two wins should really help us with recruiting and if we can do that and hopefully get a good OC now that Satterfield is gone our offense can develop into the Tennesse game all season (or at least that’s how I would like it).
Matt: "Is this scented. Smells like Weed and Krystal burger. No, That's Atlanta" Me: Oh, how true. It brings back memories of people smoking along and below C.O.P. Blvd on Summer nights and the second hand contact high that I got while working outside during certain annual concerts.
I was checking all day for the upload. This evening I was at a banquet and audibly cheered when I saw it on my feed. The people at my table just looked at me awkwardly haha totally worth it! These roll calls are A-1 quality. Keep it up!!!!
Subscribe or dodge chairs from the Ole Miss student section
Hey live OLE Miss out of this, the Refs started, 😁
@@timskelton4958 I WILL THROW A CHAIR AT YOU
I've been subscribed, but I still had to dodge them, am I doing this right?
Can you put back the team logos
Better than Golf Balls from the Tennessee student section 🤷♂️
Renting a line scooter and running into a pedal bar bachelorette party is the single most accurate thing I’ve ever heard about Nashville
I LOL’d
Shit, you can do that in Scottsdale, AZ any night of the week. lol
Need to definitely visit my nephew there now.
I was in Nashville for a concert in September and I can attest this is a true description 😆
Some friends of mine are in a band in Nashville. They wrote a parody song called “cowboys on scooters”.
"This smells like weed and Krystal burgers" Uh NO that's just ATLANTA!!! BAWAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOL SO DAMN TRUE!!!!
I feel like I’ve been rewarded with the UAB cameo. 😊
Just for those that don’t know, the University of Alabama BOT, which includes Alabama, UAB and UAH got rid of UAB football for no other reason than to be petty following a decades long grudge held by Baby Bear Bryant. After a massive outcry from a “vocal few” the program was ultimately reinstated. So yes, that comment by Bama was a massive load of horse💩 as they have single handedly meddled in the affairs of another team that is literally their sister school. The thank you doctor comment from Auburn was in reference to UAB being the medical school of the UA system.
Sincerely,
a Blazer Alumna
South Carolina has done similar things. USC Upstate wanted to start a football program til they got smacked down by the mothership. They have pretty much every other sport. Sure they're not the only college to do that. But I'm a little salty cause I went to Upstate.
On the "thank you, doctor. I concur." comment:
Auburn is also the state veterinary school, whose graduates are Doctors of Veterinary Medicine (DVM). So, that line is not inaccurate at all. One medical professional to another, if you will.
I yield the remainder of my time to the floor.
UNCheat has held back ECU in athletics and academics
Why does Bama care about UAB? They don't really compete for the same athletes or money, do they?
@@robertpowell2883 not in any meaningful way. Baby Bear is just petty
"Smells like weed and Krystal burgers." "No that's Atlanta."
Accurate!
😅🤣
It is amazing how well Matt weaves so many different things into one cohesive hilarious video.
Best one yet! Hittin orange objects like a student driver! Keep them commin’ Matt!
That was my fav line too!
@@sigbauer9782 Florida made sure to wear blue for that game.
I want texas to be a yearly western sec opponent. Just so the gamecocks can ruin 3 orange teams season every year
I'm a truck driver, I'm definitely stealing this one lol
The UAB cameo/reference is pure gold 😂😂
I was wondering who that was.
I found that Hilarious as well
@@elmerbonilla2872 I concur you stupid Bama
@@elmerbonilla2872 Do you conquer or concur? 🤔
Pure green and gold
I knew when they knocked off Clemson that Beamer Ball was gonna show out today, didn't see 'em takin' over the whole show though 😂
They took over SEC Shorts show too.
I am constantly checking my recommended for the weekly SEC roll call. Love em. Keep em up Matt!! #GBO
I'm a South Carolina fan and I haven't hit refresh on his page this much in two consecutive weeks ever.
@@brentiers I don't blame ya
As a carolina fan, hands down been the best few days, I mean sec shorts gave them a whole episode, and my man Matt here leaving the shane train in charge! Absolutely
@@nicholasvassey9799 Please don't jinx it, we may be good now, but we're still South Carolina. Bad things happen when we hope.
Edit: That said, dum spiro spero.
@@Qtoyghs SEC Short’s Hope finally left UGA, maybe she can start seeing us 🤔😁
@@BandDirector, she went with A&M this year and that did not go well unless you prefer only two conference wins.
@@Qtoyghs, dum spiro spero indeed! But let’s not be the toxic, mouthy fanbase. Any nasty thing you say to fans of other teams will only come back to haunt you a season or two down the road. And I agree with never counting a win until the game is done.
as a carolina student, this weekend has been the worst time to be a sports fan in my life. however, we're still Carolina™
"Either my spidey senses are tingling or my ankle monitor is going off again..." Funniest statement of the year!!!!!
I cried laughing when SC said they beat another orange team 😂😂😂😂
South Carolina fan, I'm so glad you gave that personality to us. Beamer Ball Baby!
As a Bama fan. Please tell your other brothers dont go stupid like Tennessee. Ole Miss and Texas A&M fans do lol. I dont want to hate yall lol
@@sgtbassmaster3129 honestly I assumed y’all still hated us by default for 2010, glad you know not everyone holds the same animosity as my college roommates LOL
Yeah we’re mostly realistic about our chances but this is the first time our team has shown legitimate upside since the days of Fear The Thumb so you might have to let us ride that out.
I have mixed feelings about the ankle monitor...
But only cos I can't get my pants over mine
@@parkerdavis7859 lol nah I dont think most Bama fans hate S Car.
Matt, my hubby had an outpatient procedure this morning @ the hospital. While I was waiting with him to be taken to surgery, the SEC video was up & I played it.
It hadn’t even finished playing and he was like, “Where’s Matt’s?” I told him you have to write the script, film all the teams, and then edit it together. (He knows this.)
Just wanted to say thanks for sharing your wit and humor. You are a true & gifted entertainer. ❤❤❤ We don’t even mind you stomping the Swamp & that’s saying something. 🐊
I cheer because there's another SEC Roll Call vid. I weep because there are so few remaining this year.
Matt comes at you so hard with absolute genius metaphors from an esoteric level and the speed of an MG 42 I have to watch 2 or 3 times to soak it all in. Pure entertainment!
I came here to say basically the same thing.
Of course, at my age (2 months short of 60), I pretty much have to watching everything multiple times if they go this fast.
Matt Mitchell is now apart of the big 3
Sec shorts
Funnymaine
And now Matt Mitchell
Clint Foster (a TCU fan) is really funny as well. He needs more attention though. :)
funnymaine (whatever that means) is total garbage.
@@MadDogW1 how so? Was it because of the blm rally?
Matt is WAY better than funnymaine.
Matt is a close second to SEC shorts (and gaining ground). Funnymaine is a very distant 3rd out of these 3.
@@Vol2169 funnymaine quit being funny long ago
All alabama fans were also A&M fans and Beamer ball fans on Saturday....Thank you aggies and gamecocks
Oh my gosh Swag o Cock coming in on the Shane Train. Love it. Absolutely love it. Go Gamecocks!
The UAB appearance was awesome.
As an Arkansas fan this was spot on. They aren't our rivals and yes we hate ourselves.
Completely agree and not sure why we love a sport that clearly hates us lol
Thank goodness it’s finally basketball season! #mussbus
Running over you traffic cones like a student driver. That is the best quote ever. Thank you.
Sneaking in UAB was brilliant
I wonder if you may wind up crossing over to the darkside (Basketball) and do a vid concerning 18th ranked Alabama defeating #1 ranked North Carolina in 4OTs.
If anyone could parody that existential chaotic madness it would be you. 🙏
Even when sick with a good ole seasonal cold, you managed to pull off another really good one this week
SECRC is really fostering sympathy for Auburn in me. They were so happy for two-ish weeks. Has Matt found the solution for world peace?
Girl we haven’t been happy since the Alabama game in 2017.
@@MrExdous69 that's when the nightmare started and right when I thought we were gonna take a Caddie out of it my hope had to get frozen over.
@@beybladerkid5489 if you think caddy is a better football coach than freeze I dunno what to tell you. Learn what a head football coach does. It certainly isn’t just Xs or Os. Also maybe listen to what caddy actually says. He *KNOWS* he isn’t ready for the auburn job.
I’m a Mizzou fan and I have to say you people crack me up every week 😅
Love it and keep up the good work!
As a fellow Mizzou fan, I definitely got to say Mizzou and Arkansas is a better rivalry than with Kansas.
And they forgot our true rival Kansas
As an Arkansas fan, hats off to Mizzou!
@@MartinMazur I would disagree. The old border war/showdown was one of the best rivalries. The history, the war drum, and the unlicensed shirts like the MU scoreboard one, the disdain for each other between the universities. That was what made that rivalry great. I just don't see those things between MU and ARK. Im curious why you think MU/ARK is better?
As a Mizzou alum, I still focus all my hate to the west, not the south. Simply because Arkansas has the word kansas in their name does not mean they are an adequate substitute for the Chickenhawks.
I think these still need the team logos, it takes a bit longer to realize who’s who.
Yeah, I'm slow on those, too. And I completely zoned out on the Auburn coaching deal over what had to be the longest weekend ever.
That UAB appearance adds the perfect dash of "relatives fighting at the Thanksgiving meal". Well played, sir.
I really wish all gamecock fans started wearing those shades to the game. Imagine an entire student section with those!
Love the Branson quote. 😂. As a resident of the area, I concur that trophy quite possibly could have been picked up at one of the "craft" markets here.
Missouri State appearance confirming that about the origins of the trophy and telling the them , they still owe him the $9.95 for the construction cost of it would be great.
I have been looking forward to this all day. Best sketches ever. Go Dawgs
GO DAWGS!
Always makes my Mondays.
Go Dawgs!!
The UAB part has me dying. 😂
Same here.
The Egg bowl jokes are hilarious! 😂
These get funnier every week. Kinda helps manage the trauma of being a TN fan.
Matt, I was getting worried! I checked twitter just to see if you were okay! These videos are the best part of Monday! Thank you for adding so much joy to the season
Woohoo! Carolina got to run this show!
That Atlanta line was way too accurate 😂
Imagine if they finally legalize weed in Georgia...or it's legalized nationwide?
Matt awesome job again! It's getting to the point we're we look forward to SEC ROLL CALL, more then the games! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yup… like a Hugh Freeze escort, football won’t love us back
You had the episode scheduled for earlier but had to move it back cause we hired freeze, *didn’t you?*
Waited all weekend to see what you would do with South Carolina. BeamerBall
I’ve been waiting for this!!!
Was kind of hoping to see another appearance from ACC/Clemson for this episode. But this will do.
I was kind of hoping for Texas or OU.
The piggly wiggly beanie 😂
It's honestly incredible that you manage to put out this level of quality in your writing.
Ha, that avatar joke had me laughing good!!
Why’d you wait til the last week of the regular season to get all the team gear?? Lol love you man, your content is always hilarious!
The defense we had in the A&M game, the offense that clobbered Tennessee, and the Special Teams that beat Clemson. If all of those can show up at the same time on a consistent basis then truly I say unto thee that the SEC will be the oyster of the South Carolina Gamecocks.
That Piggly Wiggly Razorback beanie is the best!
Also Butch Jones is one solid affair/scandal away from being Auburns next coach.
Yeah!.... However, it was hard to tell what school was who.... Too different than the whole season. ☹️
Auburn's misery brought much joy this season 😁
I'm assuming Auburn is going to be in AA during the off-season 😬
They hired Hugh Freeze as their coach. His SEC record at Ole Miss was 19-21. Even Lane Kiffin didn't want them. AA is for those who stop drinking, not those drinking even more.
Depends on how the new coach handles off season signings.
@@jay48538 I've spent too much time in the corporate world. I saw the headline, "Auburn Hiring Freeze" and initially thought it meant they weren't going to hire anybody at all.
@@HariSeldon913 You're still kinda right with that interpretation.
@@jay48538 ehh. Lane’s kids didn’t want us, but that’s what happens when you let a 10 year old play with a fire extinguisher/decide where you coach.
Hail State! The EggBowl is indeed a world of its own 😅😅
Another excellent video. I do wish there’d been a bit more on LSU/A&M but that’s alright. Tbf I’m pretty sure LSU forgot they had a game over the weekend too
Tbh I likes when the logos were added better. I figured out the shirts, but the jank of the thing was part of the charm.
LSU really put the L in their name this week
Go Dawgs
And our anger will be taken out on you. Don’t make the same mistake we did.
LSU 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
The UAB drop in 😂🤣😂
THE UAB REFERENCE IS INCREDIBLE (and accurate).
I liked the dr. Part. People forget that’s a solid med school actually
You always have the most hilarious videos Matt 😂😂😂
I do have one suggestion. It was kinda difficult following the t-shirts in this one. I had a little bit better time following the skit with the logos. Just a suggestion though.
Keep up the great work Matt!
Agreed. So fast and I had to watch multiple times to make sure I understood the jokes while trying to figure out which team was which.
Totally agree - much easier to follow with the logos.
Way later than expected but definitely worth it to add in the Hugh Freeze news. Bravo!!
The Piggly wiggly hat had me in tears
"We would never meddle in another in state school" then bringing UAB 😂 iykyk
"We're all in this together!"
*UAB walks in*
Exquisite
I like UAB’s comments on the situation.
This year's egg bowl was only a 6? State's band was chanting Auburn at Kiffin and playing neck during the alma mater
Hail State 😂
OLE Miss, Hotty Toddy go Rebels 🦈😁
It was a.... memorable Egg Bowl, but definitely one of our tamer outings.
@@jennimoyer4857 Yes it was go Rebels
@@khgray10 Hail yeah!
I’ve been waiting all day ❤
Roll Tide
UAB cameo! UA Board would never meddle .... never
Hell yeah Tennessee broke the Vandy-bot!!!😂😂😂
Love the vids GBO🟠⚪️🟠⚪️🟠⚪️
This accurately summarizes a lot of Auburn fans and alumni with regards to Hugh Freeze. Hate him and all that he's done, and we don't want him within a hundred miles of Auburn.
Otherwise, we could have felt good about scoring points and being somewhat competitive in the Iron Bowl.
As a Florida State fan I wish I could have seen more of Florida crying. That was great. Beating the SEC and the SEC Refs, woot what a night.
Lol lovin SC and Mizzou actually having some banter, about the only team we could call a rival anymore
Shane Swagger running the show for at least one week... I'm down with it.
I feel for Auburn, I don't think the liquor store has enough for him.
Just send Auburn to a barracks party he'll have enough there to dull the pain away
Send him to Joe Maddon's house. (sorry, it's mostly a Chicago joke)
He might want to consider building a still.
:12 "NO, this is just from listening to Gary Danielson"!!!!
AMEN AND HALLELUJAH I'll be so damn glad when he just GOES AWAY!!!!
Love Mizzou’s CoMo shirt. Took me a moment to register it as Columbia, Missouri.
And what makes it worse for me. I live in Kansas City Area.
I was WAITING for the Beamer Ball Swagman himself to come in after that incredible game against Clemson!
Pedal taverns full of drunk Bachelorettes, and expensive parking? Gotta ❤️ Nashville.
The one time I miss a Volunteers game this season, and of course it was a massacre.
Your not alone I was made af after south Carolina
Love these videos. Go VU! Hopefully it won't be another 26 sec games before we see the VandyBot again!
Is anyone else binging these every few weeks just to get through the offseason? No? Just me? Okay then...
Me
UGA hand over a piece of paper with "12-0".
Nuff said.🤩
We all know only 2 games matter this weekend and if neither end in a upset we can go ahead and congratulate Georgia on back to back when it doesn’t really seem like they earned either
@@nick.100 what do you mean didn't earn we went undefeated two years in a row in the toughest conference in the country so yeah we definitely earned it
@@christarpley6861 I mean first you definitely didnt go undefeated u lost to Alabama in the sec championship and then won a championships possibly because they lost there 2 top receivers to injury
Then if usc and tcu get in both Georgia and Michigan are gonna have cupcake games cause they aren’t worth even being on the same field and Michigan is known for not showing up when it matters
If u don’t over come something or play all the good teams then you just kinda got it for right place right time
@@christarpley6861 also I know u know the sec east and sec west are two different levels of difficulty
@@christarpley6861 over the last 10 years the top 8 teams in the sec with the best record 6 came from the west
From Shamecocks to SHANEcocks Carolina is rolling!!! Beamer Ball all the way! 🏈🤙🏻🐓 On another note these past two wins should really help us with recruiting and if we can do that and hopefully get a good OC now that Satterfield is gone our offense can develop into the Tennesse game all season (or at least that’s how I would like it).
ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME!!! LITERALLY HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERY HOUR FOR THIS!!! NICE 😁
Matt: "Is this scented. Smells like Weed and Krystal burger. No, That's Atlanta"
Me: Oh, how true. It brings back memories of people smoking along and below C.O.P. Blvd on Summer nights and the second hand contact high that I got while working outside during certain annual concerts.
I was nervous this thing was going behind a paywall, but Matt was waiting for that Auburn news. Phew!
Go Dawgs!!
I may seriously go out and buy a pair of those glasses. LET'S GO GAMECOCKS!!!! BEAMER BALL BABY!!!!
RIP Vandebot. 😢 Hopefully, Vanderbilt wins another game so there will be Vandebot 2.0
Wow! The humor comes so fast I have to really concentrate. Well done.
That moment you realize that Missouri and Kansas are going to play in the Texas bowl
UAB, baby!!
TH-cam recommended this video and i thought it was this weeks Roll call, was very confused but still somehow a lot of it made sense...
Your late. The playoffs this year are what the ncaa thought it would be, giving garbage teams in poor confidences a chance to make the playoffs.
I was checking all day for the upload. This evening I was at a banquet and audibly cheered when I saw it on my feed. The people at my table just looked at me awkwardly haha totally worth it! These roll calls are A-1 quality. Keep it up!!!!
That comment of the battle line rivalry trophy being a souvenir from Branson got a good laugh out of me. 😂😂
I enjoyed this from the land of weed and Krystal Burgers! Also, go Cocks!
I do not follow college football but I do follow these skits they're great!!!! But....I need the school logos back.
Like orange traffic cones.....bwaa.haha.