It's so obvious that we live on a flat, circular world which sits on the back of four elephants, which stand on the back of a giant star turtle....like duh!
Depends HOW it's broken, like if the battery just dead that's true, but if it's running slow then maybe it won't even be right twice a day, if it's running in counterclockwise it could be right many times in the day (but you could argue it's never right as the hands are turning left) and if it's going really fast it could also be correct on numerous occasions through the day as well, if it's just the wall bracket hook thingy to put it on the wall is broken it will still be the correct time, just not on the wall. Or if the glass or plastic cover of the clock is broken, then, again, the time would be correct, just your view may be obscured, and so you may interpret what it says incorrectly. And none of this means anything.
Hey buddy, earth isn’t being held up by two dragons I promise. Let happiness flow. It’s actually held up by two enormous women wearing jean shorts past their knees.
You actually can explore on your own, but it’s highly recommended that you take a guide with you. Other than that, you are free to go wherever you like.
Oh no those are actually in the sock realm. If you enter your washing machine you can actually pass through the portal, but you gotta return before the cycle finishes otherwise you'll get stuck.
Even worse they admit they edited the picture of the earth from space. Any camera from the moon would have been damaged from the van allen belt. That doesnt mean we didnt go though.
So fun fact, people 1000 years ago did not believe the earth was flat and that they'd sail off the edge. Sailors ESPECIALLY knew it was round cause the two easiest places to see the curvature of the earth are way up high and in an area where there is literally nothing for miles. To this day, I'm extremely unsure where this misinfo comes from cause no historical texts really mention it.
@@MizutamariVT No, no you can't. Even mainstream science says being at the edge of space isn't high enough to see it. IF you could see the curve from the ground then surely you would see it from a plane but, you cant. you can see other land an beaches 100s of miles away but not the curve.
I’ve figured it out Game of Thrones is a true story and the ice wall is defended by castle black and the government doesn’t want us to find out about dragons and giants. 🤯
There’s a very simple explanation that will put Flat Earthers to the ground, and basically just ask them “Why is it quicker to fly from New York to London over Greenland rather than a straight line?”
Pilots are all lying. They push Greenland down to make it seem like you're flying over it, but in reality it's a fake Greenland. Notice you won't see any people while flying over "Greenland"
Obviously all plane flights are fake. You really think those are windows? Ok sure, I guess Panasonic is now making "windows"😏 Classic sheeple, literally can't stay in the air for more than a second when they jump but easily are tricked into believing a billion pound tube of metal can simply whisk them away into the clouds without even flapping it's wings! Sure, I bet you could even be tricked into believing such a thing could swim through water without flippers! Haha so simple minded. I pity the globtrds!
@@thekeysman6760 If you fail or get busted, it's a Conspiracy If you succeed, you can call it an Achievement or a Victory... But it's a coordinated effort one way or another Funny how that works
I love the "gravity is still technically a theory" One google search of "what is a scientific theory" would show them that not every half-baked idea they have is a scientific theory.
They still call it the Pythagorean "Theorem". Even though, you can time and time again prove its efficacy on any medium. Just goes to show how hard it is for things to become actual scientific "Laws"
I love when globetards say this absolute nonsense. Buddy, just because a GoOgLe SeArCh says this does not make it true. If you think the theory of evolution is "factual" then you need to back up and rethink your life. There should be thousands upon thousands of transitional species found in fossil records. Actually that's likely a huge understatement. Millions possibly. But yet there are zero. We only see the same animals we already know of aside from the occasional extinct species we find. Which again, is rare in the grand scheme of things. These transitional species should literally dominate the fossil records though and we see NONE.
@@TheChrisLeone depending what you mean when you say gravity, well yes, Gravity is objectively an unproven theory. I'm not talking about little g. Little g is just downward excelleration which is well established. We're talking Big G. I'm sure you don't have the first clue what any of that means, being ignorant to basic physics, but you'll still virtue signal about the religion of Scientism I'm sure. I'm talking about the Theory of Relativity. If you think the BeNdiNg aNd wArPiNg oF SpAcETiMe is "proven" then you are special. Einstein quite literally admits in his own words that he created it to save face for heliocentrism when Michaelson Morley experiments disproved the motion of earth. He then claimed that the testing apparatus shrank and time dilated which bends and warps our reality to perceive the universe as Geocentric. They literally admit that ALL celestial observations align with a geocentric model. This was made to save face and y'all don't even realize it 🤦🏻 In reality, density and buoyancy alone explain "gravity" with the help of electrostatics which establish what is "down". There is no need for any nonsense theory.
Flat earthers are SOOO engrained in their theory that you could fly one to the friggen moon, let em touch it and look back at the globe, let em look at all of it, and they would come back down and start working on a flerth theory to describe what they saw and how they just were the victim of a hoax. It’s Impossible to have them change their mind. You could even let one make the rocket and craft, but I do think they’d have a hard time with orbital mechanics.
First the independent production companies were approached by the see eye, eh? They paid them to tailor the documentaries. Then that agency and others bought out the production companies and/or created their own content. That's how the supposed 'History' channel became the misinfo and disinfo channel. Be well.
One thing I don't see people ask flater earthers is how do seasons work? Why is the equator hot? The tectonic plates? Theres so many things on the planet that wouldn't exist if it was flat.
If you dig deep enough they all have "answers". There is not a single complete flat earth map though. Astrophysicists are capable of representing most of the solar system to a degree precise enough to answer everything. The flat earth model resorts to creating multiple incompatible models the individually answer a problem. None of those maps are compatible to create one unified model though, hilarious
@@aahhhhhhhhhhhhh everything? Since when is a few percent everything. By explain I guess you mean make up unscientific ad hoc explanations like dark matter & energy when their theories don't comply with the rest of the model.
It wouldn't just be "the" government, it would be all governments, in collusion, everywhere...which totally kills the argument that government isn't capable of doing anything correctly and efficiently. 😂
Yeah exactly. Plus astronauts, and pilots, military personal, etc... And not one of them have spilled the beans? This is why the grand conspiracies are way too far fetched. Theres no way thousands and thousands, if not millions, of people know about this and not one has said anything.
Oompa's videos are better than most documentaries. Tons of cool insightful info and all kinds of scatter brained hilarious rants. It's seriously the best way to digest this kind of information.
Absolutely, I love documentaries but sometimes they drone on and it gets pretty boring. Oomp throwing in jokes and whatnot gives that little break you need to stay entertained and keep you watching
Who told the homeschooled kid about the squares with wheels we used to ride around on in elementary school?? That’s supposed to be a public school secret!
An oompa and the why files collab would be awesome. The why files cover some mind blowing topics. Also they knew over 3,000 years ago that the earth wasn't flat.
My theory is they aren’t hiding anything in Antarctica They are trying to make sure as little people go to it as possible so there is little to no contamination when the ice eventually melts For archaeological reasons
Also the circle of life begins in antatica .. things like whales and the water is filtered there as it moves around the earth .. humans have already ruined the rest of the earth where they went even on Mount Everest .. it's the last place on earth that is safe from humans . Stay away people we don't need to start the end of the earth
I used to think the NSA spied om us too until I misplaced my keys and called the NSA to ask if the saw where I put them. They had no idea. They were in my fridge.
Actualy few thousand years ago people knew the stars prety well. Also there is the Egyptian obelisk experiment. An obelisk in the south of Egypt makes no shadow mid day, while same height obelisk in the north of Egypt has a very long shadow. Literaly more than 2 thousands years ago, from Greeks. I think they even calculated prety acurately... The roundness...
Yeah they've known about the roundness of the Earth for a looong time independently across several different societies. But I could imagine just like today with the internet at our fingertips there's still flat earthers so they probably existed back then too smh.
@@ziggygunz2447 it kinda didnt matter i think. Even if they knew earth is round, they didnt had a way to circle around it... For the Romans, England was a far away land... We can fly just for the last 100 years. There is plenty of things that needed peoples attention localy!!! In a way, simpler can be stronger..
@@you_tube6733 what?! That doesnt even make sense. The thing is in north of Egypt the shadow will be much longer and never sun is exactly on top with no shadow. But in south at some point in day the shadow is gonna dissapear at all because sun is directly on top. And yes that proves roundness. Time zones doesnt exist! Its just a measurment for us humans. But nothing in nature reflects it. Also times zones go from west to east and not north south, btw!
I remember like 5 years ago oompa kept saying he was putting out low quality content and wanted to change into pretty much how he uploads now pretty cool
It's either 'til or until, not till which you put money in. The etymology of the word is the old Norse word til meaning towards or goal, then to the old English word til meaning to or until.
I live in minnesota, and there is a cave in southern mn that goes 300+ ft underground, and in the layers of limestone are the 450 million year-old fossils of aquatic lifeforms .. That isn't even the deepest. It has a waterfall at the bottom and it's like 65ft
@@unknown5150variable not really out of icebergs but out of Pykrete (a mix of ice and sawdust). But yeah it was shelved both due to lack of funds and also because it only worked on below -15ºC (5ºF for you americans) temperatures
There was a plan to train dolphins to patrol docks and ships with helmets with a spear. These dolphins were trained to skewer any scuba diver trying to do espionage or be sneaky underwater. I think they scrapped the idea for fear of a dolphin skewering a friendly.
0:48 This lady fell for an anonymous note that said dogs are robots made by aliens here to spy on us. No kidding. It was on the "Oh no, it's Ross and Carrie" podcast.
@@thekeysman6760 Shut up dude lol. How are you still trying to correct Grammer in 2024 😂 Also, how are you trying to correct mine when I can see you had to edit your comment lol
@@stone5578Anything over 1000 meters will require the Coriolis effect along with the other factors you mentioned. Are you shooting past 1000 meters? You Chris Kyle or something?
Hey! Hollow Earth is liklier to be true than not true, imho. If we consider the accounts of it without prejudice. Objectively, there's more evidence to suggest it's true than not true!
@@sovereignbrehon respectfully, there is not any evidence to suggest it's true. There is however significant evidence that the Earth has a molten core because Geothermal energy production literally exists. As further evidence I present the following : Volcanoes.
OP, not "bird-men" no. According to the Vedas that's where the Naga went. They are a reptilian/human mix and depicted in old text, statues, and pictures.
Everything is the opposite of what we're told by authority, but any random dude on Twitter explaining the "truth" is taken at face value. I know folks like this, and I just tell them, "Sorry, I don't argue about religion anymore," because that's what it is. Keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.
@@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2 then why are they always asking questions that were answered in school? The people who say "School is pointless. You're never going to use what they teach you in school." Are the same FE who believe everything on TikTok.
If you haven't watched admiral Richard Byrd and his trips to Antarctica then you should. Theres tons of old video on TH-cam showing them exploring and flying around all over the place. From food that didnt spoil over years to a lake thats 40+ degrees and land thats bare around it. Word about resources and minerals so vast as well. They made the antarctic treaty not long after that so no country would get to wild down there. Really is the last "pure" spot on earth.
Thank u for making these videos & all the hard work that goes into making these videos. It is so easy now days to go down some of these rabbit holes 🐇🕳️ and once u watch one video all u get in ur feed is stuff that’s confirming whatever u jus watched & if u don’t search for stuff to debunk it u will jus be like the ppl with politics depending which news station u watch.
As a man who was raised in the appalachian mountains and born in VA I can honestly say after hearing that Spartan 1 fellas voice I can say without a doubt he's the great great great grandson of pocahontas, he's seen mothman and Bigfoot playing basketball, and is 100% trust worthy. 😂
Eh Neighbor..😏 I'm in Appalachia as well,in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia..right on the Ohio River 🙂 (Mothman is my favorite Cryptid..though,Wv has got a long list of them,apparently)😆Lol
This is exactly the comment that I was looking for. I think the same thing every time I hear a flat-earther speaks... so, just we are on a flat planet, no other planet in the explorable universe is flat.... just ours... sure.
@@AGirlNamedTamsyntbf, the idea that earth is flat is as "main character syndrome" as it gets. These people believe they see the truth and everyone else is wrong. So the idea earth is the only flat world out there in the universe fits that world view. These people are...crazy lol.?
I am not a flat earther but the consensus among them is that the universe, black holes and any other celestial object is a hoax. There is a dome over the flat earth and we simply have never reached it. (Apparently, everything NASA record is CGI)
We all know what's happening down there. I've watched "The Thing". Kurt Russell knows. Wilford Brimley knew and he was offed by "Diabeetus". Ya, riiiiiight.
I personally believe the earth is in the shape of a dinosaur
Finally someone that understands!!!!!!
But does the dinosaur spin or does it just hover?
Dino chicken nuggie
@OpalLeigh-il8yj it hovers and the sun rotates around it
If only we lived on a giant dinobite…
Everytime my feed becomes too political or war-related, I will type Oompaville in the search bar to reset the timeline.
Thanks for the algo hax
Oompa doompa doopidedoo
There's no doubt...pthe earth is totally pitted like blawow blow
I thought depression, alcoholism and SA were common in Antarctica. I heard that in a video.
The fitbit maps possible exposing a secret military base in antartica is hilarious to me
Blacky pyramids of n Alaska. Too
I think this was Garmins heat maps not Fitbit. But I agree, it’s pretty hilarious 😂
@@H0DAG_ttv looks like it was an app called “Strava”. It was compatible with different fitness trackers
@@H0DAG_ttvStrava heat map iirc, the full layouts of sensitive locations just out there for everyone to see 😂
@@dannimikila ahh yes strava! 🤣
oompa making sure to cram the word "allegedly" into his sentences every few min so the feds dont come for him LOL
hehe... there's a real illegality related to talking stuff about stuff conspiralcies
No there isn't @@wotsthis8148
Ya it's a new trend
@@wotsthis8148 should not be illegal to talk about the truth. That's called communism 😂
You can tell he really wants to make more videos of the topic but his ego gets in the way
It's so obvious that we live on a flat, circular world which sits on the back of four elephants, which stand on the back of a giant star turtle....like duh!
That's what I was gonna say! It is SO obvious!
And the governments of the world are also hiding the fact that Santa Claus is actually a pig-man called the Hogfather!
Right?! Like come on!
Governed by the only Supreme being there is, his holy noodleness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Excuse me, lion turtle*, not star turtle
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"
Hit hard lol
Haven't heard this in years
Depends HOW it's broken, like if the battery just dead that's true, but if it's running slow then maybe it won't even be right twice a day, if it's running in counterclockwise it could be right many times in the day (but you could argue it's never right as the hands are turning left) and if it's going really fast it could also be correct on numerous occasions through the day as well, if it's just the wall bracket hook thingy to put it on the wall is broken it will still be the correct time, just not on the wall. Or if the glass or plastic cover of the clock is broken, then, again, the time would be correct, just your view may be obscured, and so you may interpret what it says incorrectly. And none of this means anything.
@@KolesGamer put the bowl down smokey you're thinking too hard about it lol
@@Squat_Houseor maybe he’s not thinking hard enough👀
@@Squat_Housenah I’m kidding, bro started yapping
Nah, the earth ain’t flat, it’s a 3D rotating velociraptor
It's actually a Megagon. Edit - disdyakis triacontahedron.
My farts are better than oompaville's farts.
Probably
someone call turok
That’s cool, let’s go with that 😂
Someone once told me the earth was being held up by two dragons and I haven't felt genuine happiness since then.
Hey buddy, earth isn’t being held up by two dragons I promise. Let happiness flow. It’s actually held up by two enormous women wearing jean shorts past their knees.
It's being held up by 4 elephants on the back of a giant turtle hurtling through space.
@@fancykarlmarxlike the jorts juggalos wear?
@@MagpieMalone we wish. Freakin blue denim
@@SylviByrne_ heresy
People mad they can't explore without a guide is actually comical. Those same people wouldn't survive 24 hours in Antarctica on their own.😂
I'm pretty sure nobody would survive 24 hours in Antarctica to be fair.
You actually can explore on your own, but it’s highly recommended that you take a guide with you. Other than that, you are free to go wherever you like.
I love how both of you act like you know what's up. We're all clueless boys.
Definitely my socks, they are hiding my socks because they keep disappearing in the wash! We must demand washing machine disclosure now!
My farts are better than oompaville's farts.
@@p-__ Go away
Oh no those are actually in the sock realm. If you enter your washing machine you can actually pass through the portal, but you gotta return before the cycle finishes otherwise you'll get stuck.
I feel this is the bigger conspiracy at hand I can’t keep a pack of dam socks for a month
I have a literal basket of socks that don't have a partner. It makes no sense. I bet they have a lot of guitar picks as well.
A.I. generated images has really salted the ground for serious argument, discoveries, and questions.
Even worse they admit they edited the picture of the earth from space. Any camera from the moon would have been damaged from the van allen belt. That doesnt mean we didnt go though.
it was always pointless to use images as editing precedes even photoshop, but now everyone is aware thanks to AI
So fun fact, people 1000 years ago did not believe the earth was flat and that they'd sail off the edge. Sailors ESPECIALLY knew it was round cause the two easiest places to see the curvature of the earth are way up high and in an area where there is literally nothing for miles.
To this day, I'm extremely unsure where this misinfo comes from cause no historical texts really mention it.
Planes dont get high enough to see a curve so how could a sailor?
@@BIONDIEST Yes they do? You can literally see the curve from flat ground at multiple points on the earth, including at sea?
@@MizutamariVT No, no you can't. Even mainstream science says being at the edge of space isn't high enough to see it. IF you could see the curve from the ground then surely you would see it from a plane but, you cant. you can see other land an beaches 100s of miles away but not the curve.
@BIONDIEST you never been on a plane huh?
@@blaismerchant8582 are you implying you can see the curvature from a plane?
I’ve figured it out Game of Thrones is a true story and the ice wall is defended by castle black and the government doesn’t want us to find out about dragons and giants. 🤯
Bingo
How’d you figure this one out dingus 💀💀
@@Zappyisyopappy Seeing how He never replied to You, I bet He got schwacked
Your close. But it's actually lord of the rings, the Tolkein universe that is actual cannon.
Makes sense
There’s a very simple explanation that will put Flat Earthers to the ground, and basically just ask them “Why is it quicker to fly from New York to London over Greenland rather than a straight line?”
Got em
Pilots are all lying. They push Greenland down to make it seem like you're flying over it, but in reality it's a fake Greenland. Notice you won't see any people while flying over "Greenland"
Obviously all plane flights are fake. You really think those are windows? Ok sure, I guess Panasonic is now making "windows"😏
Classic sheeple, literally can't stay in the air for more than a second when they jump but easily are tricked into believing a billion pound tube of metal can simply whisk them away into the clouds without even flapping it's wings! Sure, I bet you could even be tricked into believing such a thing could swim through water without flippers!
Haha so simple minded. I pity the globtrds!
My farts are better than oompaville's farts.
Pilots are paid actors
We are either fools for believing these conspiracies, or fools for not believing them.
My conspiracy theories stop where Antarctica begins, because for normal people the conspiracies will be un-provable.
What 'conspiracies'? 😂 Conspiracy - a secret plan to do something unlawful or harmful. Where is that? 🤦♂️
Deep
Only time will tell
@@thekeysman6760
If you fail or get busted, it's a Conspiracy
If you succeed, you can call it an Achievement or a Victory...
But it's a coordinated effort one way or another
Funny how that works
I love the "gravity is still technically a theory"
One google search of "what is a scientific theory" would show them that not every half-baked idea they have is a scientific theory.
They still call it the Pythagorean "Theorem". Even though, you can time and time again prove its efficacy on any medium. Just goes to show how hard it is for things to become actual scientific "Laws"
Do u really have to Google info that we learned in elementary school? Granted, a lot of what we were taught was false, but not that at least
I love when globetards say this absolute nonsense. Buddy, just because a GoOgLe SeArCh says this does not make it true. If you think the theory of evolution is "factual" then you need to back up and rethink your life. There should be thousands upon thousands of transitional species found in fossil records. Actually that's likely a huge understatement. Millions possibly. But yet there are zero. We only see the same animals we already know of aside from the occasional extinct species we find. Which again, is rare in the grand scheme of things. These transitional species should literally dominate the fossil records though and we see NONE.
@@TheChrisLeone depending what you mean when you say gravity, well yes, Gravity is objectively an unproven theory. I'm not talking about little g. Little g is just downward excelleration which is well established. We're talking Big G. I'm sure you don't have the first clue what any of that means, being ignorant to basic physics, but you'll still virtue signal about the religion of Scientism I'm sure. I'm talking about the Theory of Relativity. If you think the BeNdiNg aNd wArPiNg oF SpAcETiMe is "proven" then you are special. Einstein quite literally admits in his own words that he created it to save face for heliocentrism when Michaelson Morley experiments disproved the motion of earth. He then claimed that the testing apparatus shrank and time dilated which bends and warps our reality to perceive the universe as Geocentric. They literally admit that ALL celestial observations align with a geocentric model. This was made to save face and y'all don't even realize it 🤦🏻
In reality, density and buoyancy alone explain "gravity" with the help of electrostatics which establish what is "down". There is no need for any nonsense theory.
@@benparrish672 what were you taught that was false
Neil Patrick Armstrong actually said: "with great mysteries come great responsibilities."
A true American hero and an Inspirational astronaut,I really loved him in that documentary starship troopers!
My farts are better than oompaville's farts.
@p-_
Yeah so you keep saying but how do we put that to the test?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Pretty subjective if you ask me!.
I think you mean Neil Patrick Harris
No, I think it was the famous vampire killing President Abraham Lincoln who said "three in the pink is like one in the stink, if you catch my drift"
Flat earthers are SOOO engrained in their theory that you could fly one to the friggen moon, let em touch it and look back at the globe, let em look at all of it, and they would come back down and start working on a flerth theory to describe what they saw and how they just were the victim of a hoax. It’s Impossible to have them change their mind.
You could even let one make the rocket and craft, but I do think they’d have a hard time with orbital mechanics.
Neil Patrick Armstrong, the guy from How I met the moon
😅😅😅😅
Nice 👍🏿
don't check the twitch whispers
Watch more drugs!!❤
Doc was just tryna reveal the secrets of the universe to that individual minor
34 min 24 likes. Fell of hard
Now we need to send you whispers.
Sup nux
The downfall of history channel needs to be studied in depth
First the independent production companies were approached by the see eye, eh? They paid them to tailor the documentaries. Then that agency and others bought out the production companies and/or created their own content. That's how the supposed 'History' channel became the misinfo and disinfo channel. Be well.
One thing I don't see people ask flater earthers is how do seasons work? Why is the equator hot? The tectonic plates?
Theres so many things on the planet that wouldn't exist if it was flat.
If you dig deep enough they all have "answers". There is not a single complete flat earth map though. Astrophysicists are capable of representing most of the solar system to a degree precise enough to answer everything. The flat earth model resorts to creating multiple incompatible models the individually answer a problem. None of those maps are compatible to create one unified model though, hilarious
You obviously haven't looked into at all then because it's been asked and explained too many times to count.
@@aahhhhhhhhhhhhh everything? Since when is a few percent everything. By explain I guess you mean make up unscientific ad hoc explanations like dark matter & energy when their theories don't comply with the rest of the model.
@@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2this is true
I bet you they have not thought about any of those once
Imagine buying a bunker for 10 million. The nuke is 5 mins out and your 10 mins from home
yeah, but where is the bunker?
@MikeSnifferpippets I think at home.
😄
@@EnthusiasticLock-hn4qp This is a very serious situation this person must be more specific 😂😂😂
But what's the weather? Which way is the wind blowing? And what is he wearing?
0:05 "Bottom of the oceans" *shows oceangate sub implosion* 💀💀😂😂
It wouldn't just be "the" government, it would be all governments, in collusion, everywhere...which totally kills the argument that government isn't capable of doing anything correctly and efficiently. 😂
Deus ex moment
Yeah exactly. Plus astronauts, and pilots, military personal, etc...
And not one of them have spilled the beans?
This is why the grand conspiracies are way too far fetched. Theres no way thousands and thousands, if not millions, of people know about this and not one has said anything.
I'm not a flat earther...
All "governments" used to say the earth is flat!
Yeah secret alliances never happen.
@@darthjedi5420 even in ancient Greece they knew that the earth wasn't flat. Thts over 3,000 yrs ago dude
Oompa's videos are better than most documentaries. Tons of cool insightful info and all kinds of scatter brained hilarious rants.
It's seriously the best way to digest this kind of information.
Absolutely, I love documentaries but sometimes they drone on and it gets pretty boring. Oomp throwing in jokes and whatnot gives that little break you need to stay entertained and keep you watching
They hiding a lot of things. 😂 A LOT. OF THINGS.
Who told the homeschooled kid about the squares with wheels we used to ride around on in elementary school?? That’s supposed to be a public school secret!
Right?! Homeschooled ids are not privy to that information.
they’re rectangles LIBERAL
It's that what you humans call a motor car👽😂
Pretty sure it was Barry. Thats why no one likes you Barry!
Nice try skinwalker 😂 @@MPG5759
They’re hiding a stockpile of sandwiches.
*tasty sandwiches.
that makes no sense. unless its bologna sandwiches. then it makes perfect sense
The irony of that joke is that they really do have a stockpile of cheese in a mountain in the United States.
@@ll-OnlyXans-llcame here to say this.
True
A flat plain of existence that is inside a double ended snow globe.
Nice.
that's crazy, who would of guessed there would be magnetic anomalies and issues with magnetic based navigational systems at the magnetic south pole.
the magnetic poles can’t be magnetic
Who would have* guessed, not would of. Makes no sense. That's you mishearing would've/would have as would of and then writing it.
@@thekeysman6760you need help bro
An oompa and the why files collab would be awesome. The why files cover some mind blowing topics.
Also they knew over 3,000 years ago that the earth wasn't flat.
And also Goblins, probably.
If the Earth was flat, the cats would've already pushed everything off the edge.
😂😂😂😺 🐱 😸
Best comment ever.😅
I'm no longer a flat earther
Want some more straw for that argument?
@@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2 Yes?
My theory is they aren’t hiding anything in Antarctica
They are trying to make sure as little people go to it as possible so there is little to no contamination when the ice eventually melts
For archaeological reasons
Not to mention the risks of contaminating the world with any prehistoric viruses or bacteria's.
Very astute! Never thought of that!!! Thank you for sharing. In all seriousness.
Hmmmm😮
Riiigghhhttt....
Also the circle of life begins in antatica .. things like whales and the water is filtered there as it moves around the earth .. humans have already ruined the rest of the earth where they went even on Mount Everest .. it's the last place on earth that is safe from humans . Stay away people we don't need to start the end of the earth
gotta love it when oompa talks about halo.
An old friend of mine & his baby mama worked out there as service people. He worked laundry & she worked in the kitchen.
Did they share any secrets with you!!???
They are hiding the Grand sized Kit Kat Bars.
I love how much halo lore oompa actually knows and references
Christopher Walken: "Ladies and.. gentlemen, The foo FIGHTERS!"
😅😅😅😅
“The foo fighters made a berry flavor called foo berries, can we try them”
IN FATHER OOMPA WE TRUST💯💯🐐🐐 🙏🙏
My farts are better than oompaville's farts.
I have really bad anxiety due to recent trauma, I'm so thankful for your channel.. it oddly calms my mind hahaha
I'm sorry about your trauma and associated anxiety. I can relate.
Glad you found this channel, therefore an outlet!
❤
Aliens testing us to see if we qualify to join them sounds more realistic than what’s actually happening in the world
Yeah but geo engineering and genetic modifications are nothing to worry about so... did you drink your daily fluoride yet whinston? 😂
And we fail miserably
I used to think the NSA spied om us too until I misplaced my keys and called the NSA to ask if the saw where I put them. They had no idea. They were in my fridge.
😂
They didn’t want you to leave your Alexa
Too many rich Diegos in this wolrd
Yea but the NSA has been proving to be spying on everything We do
That’s not even a “conspiracy “ anymore.
They knew. Who do you think put them in the fridge, in the first place? The dog?
Don't let flat earthers read HunterXHunter or they might get the wrong idea and think the Dark Continent is real
Actualy few thousand years ago people knew the stars prety well.
Also there is the Egyptian obelisk experiment. An obelisk in the south of Egypt makes no shadow mid day, while same height obelisk in the north of Egypt has a very long shadow. Literaly more than 2 thousands years ago, from Greeks. I think they even calculated prety acurately... The roundness...
Yeah they've known about the roundness of the Earth for a looong time independently across several different societies. But I could imagine just like today with the internet at our fingertips there's still flat earthers so they probably existed back then too smh.
@@ziggygunz2447 it kinda didnt matter i think. Even if they knew earth is round, they didnt had a way to circle around it... For the Romans, England was a far away land...
We can fly just for the last 100 years.
There is plenty of things that needed peoples attention localy!!!
In a way, simpler can be stronger..
YOU THINK??? Well that settles it!! Thank you!!!
shadows prove time zones. not roundness
@@you_tube6733 what?! That doesnt even make sense. The thing is in north of Egypt the shadow will be much longer and never sun is exactly on top with no shadow. But in south at some point in day the shadow is gonna dissapear at all because sun is directly on top. And yes that proves roundness.
Time zones doesnt exist! Its just a measurment for us humans. But nothing in nature reflects it. Also times zones go from west to east and not north south, btw!
What are 'They' hiding from us? Everything they possibly can. Always.
Can't Stop, Won't Stop.
The *_EVIL PIZZA_*
Well well well
I can’t believe we have to have a flat earth conversation.
Tavola 1-60. map the first globe was calculated accurately within a 1% margin of error unless it wasn't
What are YOU hiding, Mr. Ville?🤨
A solid dark brown mass?
the kids in his basement
*-twilight zone music intensifies-*
What is Mr. Oompy Doompy hiding
I remember like 5 years ago oompa kept saying he was putting out low quality content and wanted to change into pretty much how he uploads now pretty cool
All of Simon Whistler's videos are more historically accurate than the history channels TV shows 😂
I like how they stated 'we had to go to the edge of space' you'd think they would go till they hit the dome😂
It's either 'til or until, not till which you put money in. The etymology of the word is the old Norse word til meaning towards or goal, then to the old English word til meaning to or until.
And if they "stated" it would be in quotation marks like "we had to go to the edge of space." Not in single inverted commas.
"One small step for man, one giant leap for the bros" - Neil Patrick Armstrong
I live in minnesota, and there is a cave in southern mn that goes 300+ ft underground, and in the layers of limestone are the 450 million year-old fossils of aquatic lifeforms .. That isn't even the deepest. It has a waterfall at the bottom and it's like 65ft
Imagine ships built to look like icebergs
Or icebergs built to look like ships!🤯
dope 😎
@@unknown5150variable not really out of icebergs but out of Pykrete (a mix of ice and sawdust). But yeah it was shelved both due to lack of funds and also because it only worked on below -15ºC (5ºF for you americans) temperatures
@@unknown5150variableyeah there was also a plan to make roaming chip munk turrets but that didn’t pan out
There was a plan to train dolphins to patrol docks and ships with helmets with a spear. These dolphins were trained to skewer any scuba diver trying to do espionage or be sneaky underwater. I think they scrapped the idea for fear of a dolphin skewering a friendly.
I appreciate how Caleb is getting more and more into conspiracies. Rad stuff that I can play in the background and chill
Where is the conspiracy - a secret plan to do something unlawful or harmful, in this video, please?
The thinking about Santa from time to time comment really got me 😂
The Earth is a triangular prism that rides on the back of a Space-Turtle named Kevin. Change my mind.
No. That sounds rad.
Basic
@@gavincleland9010 Kevin is super rad.
@@Noaspi User pic checks out.
@@absinthealice Vibe check checks out
0:48 This lady fell for an anonymous note that said dogs are robots made by aliens here to spy on us. No kidding. It was on the "Oh no, it's Ross and Carrie" podcast.
Clearly you misspelled "dogs"..😌
Don't you mean "birds" 😉 Lol
I may be a conspiracy theorist, but atleast I'm not a flat earther😂
At least*, two words. Atleast isn't a word. Where is the conspiracy - a secret plan to do something unlawful or harmful, in this video, please?
@@thekeysman6760 Shut up dude lol. How are you still trying to correct Grammer in 2024 😂
Also, how are you trying to correct mine when I can see you had to edit your comment lol
I love this kind of content, I've been watching oompa for years and I feel like a proud father watching his content develop❤❤
probably entities
love entities
I mean entities
I'm thinking critters
Bothersome creatures
I just randomly stumbled upon your channel, & I'm grateful I did!
Because your humor & interests are right up my alley.
Keep being YOU bro!
Snipers use the Coriolis effect like bru that lady is just ....😂
no they dont lol .
estimate range to target ,Estimate angle of descent, Estimate wind , who told you snipers use coriollis ?
@@stone5578drystone is that you 😳
Deystone slice!
@@stone5578Anything over 1000 meters will require the Coriolis effect along with the other factors you mentioned. Are you shooting past 1000 meters? You Chris Kyle or something?
Wouldnt an eclipse look like a straight line through the sun or moon? It would look like a non smoking sign. You know… like a line through it?? 😂
Fe isn't in space. Nobody in fe thinks eclipses are produced the way you assume they are, it's not scientific either just another assumption.
Whenever i feel bad about myself, i watch something about flat earthers lol
Flat earthers are so immature. Every real conspiracy theorist knows that the earth is velociraptor shaped.
No, it evolved into a Tyrannosaur Rex..
OBVIOUSLY doesn’t that go without saying???? Rhetorical.
@@stephenpmurphy591F YOU MAN!!! IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE!!!!
its concave, and nasa hides it with fish eye.
Ha, you believe in the earth?
hollow earth is by far my fave - love the idea of a whole civilisation of bird men living inside our planet
I like the idea of godzilla crawling around down there
Hey! Hollow Earth is liklier to be true than not true, imho. If we consider the accounts of it without prejudice. Objectively, there's more evidence to suggest it's true than not true!
@@sovereignbrehon respectfully, there is not any evidence to suggest it's true. There is however significant evidence that the Earth has a molten core because Geothermal energy production literally exists. As further evidence I present the following : Volcanoes.
OP, not "bird-men" no. According to the Vedas that's where the Naga went. They are a reptilian/human mix and depicted in old text, statues, and pictures.
It probably isn’t hollow but it probably isn’t un-hollow if you catch my drift. Could be very large pockets in there
2:00 was the funniest wokjak I've seen in a minute
Just for future reference... World War I is usually referred to as "The Great War", not World War II.
I've read recently World War I didn't happened it was a experiment to limit the population of young healthy males.
he's joking
Psssssst no one cares 😂😂
Didn't sound that great to me, sounds like a nightmare
That’s totally not ominous
I love how they decide to put all the seeds to save the world somewhere we could never get to after a world wide cataclysm.
Because they will be able to get there😂 not us
@murphdawg9263 Yeah. I would think it was hilarious if we did it but we didn't so I have to pretend it's not.
Soo.... you want it where it could be destroyed.
Every country stores seeds
Well the shwashticker wasn't always a natzi symbol. It's an ancient symbol of fortune.
They're hiding the "Doc's" extended vacation over there.
'Doc's' in inverted commas implying so-called or supposedly, not quotation marks quoting someone.
your channel hsa become amazing lately.
I hate to call myself out but I’ve been looking at those flat earth videos. 😂😂 thanks for covering this
Seeing scimandan’s face pop up in an oompa vid 😂. That guy been clowning on flat earthers for years, funny guy.
Everything is the opposite of what we're told by authority, but any random dude on Twitter explaining the "truth" is taken at face value. I know folks like this, and I just tell them, "Sorry, I don't argue about religion anymore," because that's what it is. Keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.
Your comment is vastly underappreciated.
"gaping into the abyss and the abyss gapes back" XP this line got me
You can't gape 'into' an abyss, your mouth gapes 'at' the abyss. 😉 So, no.
Flat earth is my favorite conspiracy theory probably.
Or, are you being made to think thats your favourite conspiracy? Welcome to the matrix my friend. 😂
Sometimes I feel some of these questions would be answered if they paid attention in class
Paid? Public school is free.
@@JooDawgwe can tell you didn’t pay any
Most of FE know the globe and unscientific heliocentric models better than everyone else, so try again.
@@skyisthelimitreadyornotfor2 then why are they always asking questions that were answered in school? The people who say "School is pointless. You're never going to use what they teach you in school." Are the same FE who believe everything on TikTok.
oh dang they didn't regurgitate the indoctrination lessons learned in class 🤦♀️
You are surely brave Sir! You brought me many laughs and I now have hit the bell, can't miss this type of commentary!
Zombies map in Antarctica confirmed??
Boys, let's go to Antarctica.
Bring up your weapons and sentries boys.
I just swatted my screen when that fly landed on your hat 😂
Isn't Atlantis the eye of the sahara. Fits the description and location for that long ago.
Antarctica is home to a secret base that holds all the of world’s remaining Crystal Pepsi
Dang it, I KNEW there was more!
If you haven't watched admiral Richard Byrd and his trips to Antarctica then you should. Theres tons of old video on TH-cam showing them exploring and flying around all over the place. From food that didnt spoil over years to a lake thats 40+ degrees and land thats bare around it. Word about resources and minerals so vast as well. They made the antarctic treaty not long after that so no country would get to wild down there. Really is the last "pure" spot on earth.
That's where the "elites" are gonna go when we are all locked down into 15 minute prison supercities eating bugs in our rental pods
Thank u for making these videos & all the hard work that goes into making these videos. It is so easy now days to go down some of these rabbit holes 🐇🕳️ and once u watch one video all u get in ur feed is stuff that’s confirming whatever u jus watched & if u don’t search for stuff to debunk it u will jus be like the ppl with politics depending which news station u watch.
Love the fact scimandan has so many of these clips covered
Earth is obviously a taco and we are all beans, that why we a called "human-beings" our original names were HUMAN-BEANS!!!
They're refried obviously, the Bible gave us hints with "revived" = refried@@JanelleMichelle99
Sounds like cannibalism with extra steps
We're actually called 'human beings' in inverted commas implying so-called or supposedly, not quotation marks quoting nobody at all.
Watching Oompaville on 1.75x is wild. Keeping up is a metal exercise.
Salute to the team who put this together. Oompa did a semi decent job delivering
As a man who was raised in the appalachian mountains and born in VA I can honestly say after hearing that Spartan 1 fellas voice I can say without a doubt he's the great great great grandson of pocahontas, he's seen mothman and Bigfoot playing basketball, and is 100% trust worthy. 😂
That's gotta be fact! 😂😂
Yeee yeee I’m in Va too brother and I’ve seen this !!
Eh Neighbor..😏 I'm in Appalachia as well,in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia..right on the Ohio River 🙂
(Mothman is my favorite Cryptid..though,Wv has got a long list of them,apparently)😆Lol
When oompa said ""like"" around 02:06 the like button glowed.
Yea, earth is flat, BUT EVERY OTHER PLANET IS SPHERICAL. Makes sense
This is exactly the comment that I was looking for. I think the same thing every time I hear a flat-earther speaks... so, just we are on a flat planet, no other planet in the explorable universe is flat.... just ours... sure.
@@AGirlNamedTamsyntbf, the idea that earth is flat is as "main character syndrome" as it gets. These people believe they see the truth and everyone else is wrong.
So the idea earth is the only flat world out there in the universe fits that world view. These people are...crazy lol.?
@@dychostarr yesss!! 🤣
Is your flat round?
I am not a flat earther but the consensus among them is that the universe, black holes and any other celestial object is a hoax. There is a dome over the flat earth and we simply have never reached it. (Apparently, everything NASA record is CGI)
Antarctica used to be a tropical/jungle area
Yes.
What aren't they hiding is the real question! :)
What kind of teen age mutant ninja krack are they smoking over there 😂
Middle aged mutant by now...
We all know what's happening down there. I've watched "The Thing". Kurt Russell knows. Wilford Brimley knew and he was offed by "Diabeetus". Ya, riiiiiight.
Love that you’re talking about this. Do the mud flood and mountains are petrified giants next 😉
hour long oompaville content 🤤