Dirk Lasermaster: The Last Laser Master - Laser Magic Spectacular

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  • @KrypticElement
    @KrypticElement 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    H A N S I N G U L A R N O W I S Y O U R C H A N C E

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      KrypticElement HAN SINGULAR, YOU ARE THE GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!

    • @Oghuzpervert1
      @Oghuzpervert1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      H A N S I N G U L A R A C T I V A T E

    • @mesmer3780
      @mesmer3780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      S H O W T H E M Y O U R P O W E R

    • @VashTS7
      @VashTS7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      KrypticElement this right here is the true star of this show.

    • @bdgnc
      @bdgnc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AHAHAAHAHA this is my favourite part

  • @ThereMayBeLions
    @ThereMayBeLions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    The Techno Union would be proud...

    • @donaldsterling1631
      @donaldsterling1631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      ThereMayBeLions
      The Banking Clans will like your comment.

    • @Murphy82nd
      @Murphy82nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is extremely clever

    • @iycephoenixx4249
      @iycephoenixx4249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yesss

    • @Theanonymousun
      @Theanonymousun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The associates at Kanjiklub also approve.

    • @paragonstrike1992
      @paragonstrike1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And now the Techno Union's army is at his disposal.

  • @SanelyRed
    @SanelyRed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3667

    I choose to believe this is canon now.

    • @RoamingAdhocrat
      @RoamingAdhocrat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Creepio has completely overwritten Threepio in my mind and I am glad.

    • @trutwijd
      @trutwijd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I tried to watch EP1 on cable a couple nights ago and I honestly couldn't do it. Freaking too hard to watch it without the lols.

    • @malcolmmontgomery6707
      @malcolmmontgomery6707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      His plot as the main villian had a disappointing "too easy" conversion for me.personally. but at least their cannon was conistent!

    • @sonnee44
      @sonnee44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it is

    • @HayK47
      @HayK47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Better than that non-fan fiction The Last Jedi

  • @Batchall_Accepted
    @Batchall_Accepted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I love how Hamills expressions from the actual scene feed into the vibe of a performer trying to concentrate on getting all the steps right lol

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he is jedi beacuse he is jedi afterall hahaha

  • @TitaniumXHero
    @TitaniumXHero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3159

    No amount of Midichlorians could’ve prepared me for this.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Even the obscene amounts of the DMT from the Tree World couldn't have done that.

    • @malcolmmontgomery6707
      @malcolmmontgomery6707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The lasermaster requites the unnatainable discipline of pure sobriety, not even coffee is allowed to handle his purity.

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is actually better than Episode 8: The Last of the Last Laser Masters (for Real This Time)

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Not you what's this from?

    • @samuelvillarreal4157
      @samuelvillarreal4157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alansmithee419 th-cam.com/video/3ynmC1-YAEc/w-d-xo.html

  • @AntoineBandele
    @AntoineBandele 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    1:49 - Clearly a force-powered kick.

    • @issesound9289
      @issesound9289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Antoine my man

    • @olliesish
      @olliesish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guess again

    • @mitrooper
      @mitrooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Definitely!

    • @christukas
      @christukas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never noticed lol

    • @tjohn6041
      @tjohn6041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I mean, if Rey can send 3 guys back with one kick...

  • @Toby704
    @Toby704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    I love that the singer is just as confused about what's going on as we are.

    • @PaladinOfNerds
      @PaladinOfNerds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Why is dance required to free us?

    • @Stukov16
      @Stukov16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You need to watch the whole episode where this comes from!

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He's essentially the audience watching Starwars for the first time. Wondering what the force is, why there's light and dark side and exactly what are the stakes in the plot.

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The motivation is still a little hazy

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@macrussell78 I think the OT was fairly easy and straightforward, I think there are some parts of the song that are referring to how the additions of the prequels and sequels made some irreconcilable plot holes. This channel has a keen understanding of Star Wars and has made an entire trilogy where they try to humorously jam new plot developments into the OT. I think “The Last Laser Master” is a clear reference to The Last Jedi and the song is talking a lot about how it’s confusing what’s going on anymore. "Light and darkness before my eyes, the motivation's still a little hazy... If evil wins then what is the prize?" I think that's a clear reference to the sequels where the motivations of the main characters make no sense and are never explained... Rey just wants to be good for no reason and Kylo wants to be bad for no reason.

  • @rickys7883
    @rickys7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    They way you rewrote Jabba to be full of pure, child-like joy is the icing on the cake for this masterpiece.

    • @ADuckful
      @ADuckful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      To this day, I'll randomly look at my GF and say, "I heard it's somebody's birthday. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!"

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not to mention that he was apparently the guy that built the Starship Hospital that Grievous was working on in Revenge of Middle Management. The one that Fart-2 blew up.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Star Wars Visions took that idea...

    • @johnpinneriv9958
      @johnpinneriv9958 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bravissimo!

    • @DBOs_stuff
      @DBOs_stuff ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ADuckful ..and perhaps you like laser magic?

  • @kawh8719
    @kawh8719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    I love that Duke rejects heroin and now owns a stage show.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Adam Black Truly a pathway worthy of the laser masters

    • @madhippy3
      @madhippy3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Last time he did midichlorians it didn't end well

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So inspirational!

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@madhippy3 Yep, RIP middle management hero D. V. You were the best regional manager ever!

    • @WarlockX4
      @WarlockX4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right!?

  • @VERSI0N43
    @VERSI0N43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Even my 5 year old son lost it when he saw Dirk's laser sword shoot into outer space. So good...

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's the best part. So frivolous and unnecessary lol

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No wonder Mara jade was angry that she didn't get to go to the sarlacc pit. Luke's show was on 🔥.

    • @tiberiius
      @tiberiius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      love how a detail of a 2 second thing like that is memorable! so funny!

    • @eerieolie7204
      @eerieolie7204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      --Truly wonderfull the mind of a child is......
      (yoda in attack of the clone )

    • @a_new_leaf_eric5828
      @a_new_leaf_eric5828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My sons love this too. They call it laser dance party. 1 3 nd 5 lol

  • @wolfgod6443
    @wolfgod6443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    These are the real changes George Lucas wanted to make to RotJ, but he didn't have the balls to do it.

    • @Zerozerozero-m9l
      @Zerozerozero-m9l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or the budget!

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zerozerozero-m9l Pretty sure Lucasfilms has a bigger budget than most TH-camrs like Auralnauts.

    • @Zerozerozero-m9l
      @Zerozerozero-m9l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexanderchristopher6237 also back in the day?
      Come to think of it, I have no idea why I wrote that. You're right, it doesn't really make sense

    • @vintagethrifter2114
      @vintagethrifter2114 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Too bad he had the balls to do what he did.

  • @ButcherSevenActual
    @ButcherSevenActual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "The storyline seems a little dubious.." - kills me every time
    Not gonna lie, I put this shit on whenever the day is going bad, and my saber peps right up

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "So many questions, my confusion increases. Can someone help me figure out just why?"

    • @SimonAshworthWood
      @SimonAshworthWood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep, me, too, I put this song on when my lady friend and I are in bed and I need my “saber” to pep right up.

    • @henrysokol3466
      @henrysokol3466 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was like the song knew my thoughts.
      What the heck is it always 'darkness' all over the place? For crying out loud, folks, stop riding the 70-year-old coattails of Tolkien to solve your descriptive issues and get a thesaurus!

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you talking about your male member?

  • @TozBourne
    @TozBourne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    He never fights for the wrong reasons...

    • @trutwijd
      @trutwijd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Why is dance required to save us?

    • @MrOnomatopoiea
      @MrOnomatopoiea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The kind of lyric that New Order would be utterly proud of! ;)

    • @JacobRavenglass
      @JacobRavenglass 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I love that lyric in particular for some reason.

    • @boredfartless4221
      @boredfartless4221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It is by dance alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the Midichlorians of Lucas that the body acquires rhythm, the pupils become dots, the dots become a warning. It is by dance alone I set my mind in motion.

    • @evannlorman7926
      @evannlorman7926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hmmm so that's why he never helped Rey.

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    Today I cooked 20 pizzas at the local restaurant, most of that quantity cooked simultaneous. I doubted myself, but this song presented itself in my subconscious and gave me the strength, speed, and grace needed to cook pizzas to crispy perfection. I owe you my life.

    • @Napoleon637
      @Napoleon637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      You have achieved the title worthy of....Pizza Master

    • @Triunity4
      @Triunity4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SamWallace Artisan ha! only 20? i do at least 50 per day

    • @lucian8351
      @lucian8351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How does one 'cook' a pizza

    • @zachryzimmerman4800
      @zachryzimmerman4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SamWallace Artisan 💀💀💀💀

    • @CensorWars
      @CensorWars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is this some type of sick code?

  • @brakyeller
    @brakyeller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I love that the lyrics read like someone's drunken sibling trying to explain the plot of "Return of the Jedi" by using the soundtrack from "The Neverending Story" as a filter. I LOVE LASER MAGIC!

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I couldn't have put it better myself

  • @ark7204
    @ark7204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Larry: "Go nuts for all I care."
    - Finale

  • @cinematicgoodness7325
    @cinematicgoodness7325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    I love the opening narration. It's so delightfully cheesy.

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It really does sound like the opening (or at least the trailer narration) to an '80s fantasy movie.

    • @cinematicgoodness7325
      @cinematicgoodness7325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      TimeandMonotony it kinda reminds me of the waterworld stunt show at Universal Studios, with its cheesy opening narration. Anyone remember that?

    • @jackpinder1805
      @jackpinder1805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I provided the opening narration: Jack Pinder - EnigmaVoices.com

    • @cinematicgoodness7325
      @cinematicgoodness7325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jackpinder1805 dude you have a killer voice

    • @jackpinder1805
      @jackpinder1805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Cinema Gamer, that’s very kind of you to say so. Thank you. It was a cool little job.

  • @westingtyler1
    @westingtyler1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    These Auralnauts movie edits, episode 1-6, are actually really touching and heart-warming, and imo, as someone who grew up loving star wars, these are the best star wars stories being made these days.

    • @cyberpimp29
      @cyberpimp29 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sadly you are 100% correct

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@cyberpimp29Disney only wants to pander to a certain kind of a man with a certain kind of emoji on their social media profiles. When it finally dooms them I'll be laughing for months.

  • @Def157
    @Def157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    someone send this to mark hamill

    • @trutwijd
      @trutwijd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Maybe this will bring some joy back into the franchise for him again...

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      hard to do that these days

    • @halomaster8495
      @halomaster8495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      I tweeted him the video probably won't even see it it but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we'll wait and see

    • @emporer15
      @emporer15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Let us know if he replies!

    • @RED_Theory038
      @RED_Theory038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      If it's any consolation to him, he'll always be the good ol' Luke from the OT to me, forget this Disney stuff. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

  • @carachance7274
    @carachance7274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I only understood one thing and one thing only, but it was the only thing I needed to understand: he's the last laser master.

  • @redpandarampage2191
    @redpandarampage2191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    The main chorus is so fckin good

    • @Ma66o
      @Ma66o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's hunting me for days now lol

    • @dannyjordan3961
      @dannyjordan3961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I know right! Sounds so good I can feel it in mah heart

    • @axelord4ever
      @axelord4ever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chorus?

    • @JurgenCutters
      @JurgenCutters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@axelord4ever the part from 2:02

    • @sonnee44
      @sonnee44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *HE'S THE LAST LASER MASTER*

  • @khorgor
    @khorgor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    after LARRY concluded i had to return once again to witness the Last Laser Master in its whole glory

  • @MasonBryant
    @MasonBryant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    THE LAST LASER MASTER
    His heart is pure, his body strong
    The laser master puts it all on the line
    He’ll push himself to right what’s wrong
    The power of light was inside him this whole time
    When he fights, he fights for peace
    He never fights for the wrong reasons
    The flow of time will never cease
    The darkness lurks in all four seasons
    What exactly is he fighting for?
    The story line seems a little dubious
    Is it real or a metaphor?
    Why is dance required to free us?
    Is the darkness man or beast?
    Is the light some sort of super power?
    So many questions, my confusions increased
    Can someone help me figure out just why….
    He’s the last laser master
    He’s the last laser master……..
    He’s the last laser master
    He’s the last laser master
    Go, grand finale
    Light and darkness before my eyes
    The motivation still a little hazy
    If evil wins, then what is the prize?
    I think that maybe im just going crazy
    Oh wait I get it, the answer is clear
    The darkness hides inside our very souls
    When hope is lost and the ending is near
    I think i've finally figured out just why….
    He’s the last laser master
    He’s the last laser master……..
    He’s the last laser master
    He’s the last laser master

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank you!

    • @dissentingecho3920
      @dissentingecho3920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Isn't it "the flow of time will never cease?"

    • @DoctorXander
      @DoctorXander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Poetic

    • @sasquatchjj
      @sasquatchjj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was expecting a Laser Master. Not a chicken master

    • @sonnee44
      @sonnee44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i get it now, episode 8 is all about The Last Laser Master

  • @dmonhuntr75
    @dmonhuntr75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My children started singing this song, and were slightly disappointed when it didn't start playing, while we were watching ROTJ the other day 😂

  • @CycleDoc675
    @CycleDoc675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I love that cheeky naive grin that Bib Fortuna keeps making (0:17, 2:16, 3:58) as he watches the Last Laser Master show....like a kid enjoying something he's too young to be watching.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      If you've seen the full bit (of which this is an excerpt), you find out that he's the one who booked Dirk Lasermaster for Jabba's birthday. So Dirk's success is his, also. I mean, he probably also enjoys it or else he wouldn't have booked Dirk, but that's also the grin of someone who loves it when a plan comes together.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's called satisfaction my friends.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Earlier he was acting as the one sight coordinator for St. Jaba's birthday party so he could be smiling at the fact that everyone including Jaba was happy.

  • @chronobeard2101
    @chronobeard2101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I kind of can't get over how parody and jokes aside, this is actually a legit good song.

    • @Francois424
      @Francois424 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Feels like something straight out of the late seventies/early eighties... very fitting given the era when the film was filmed.
      And agreed, very very good.

  • @Auralnauts
    @Auralnauts  6 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Hey everyone. This is unrelated to laser mastery, but our video "How to Make a Blockbuster Movie Trailer" has been nominated for a Webby. We'd really appreciate it if you took to the time to vote for it at the following link! Smooches bit.ly/2HCyeF5

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Auralnauts congratulations!

    • @NCAcaw
      @NCAcaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Done and congrats!

    • @jackuul
      @jackuul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YOU HAVE MY SWORD! AND MY VOTE!

    • @coconuthead4923
      @coconuthead4923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who do you think we are? We already did that of course!

    • @trutwijd
      @trutwijd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This announcement needs more BWAHHHHH!

  • @dingliedangliedoodle9261
    @dingliedangliedoodle9261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Chewy's scream always gets me

  • @cmcollis
    @cmcollis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Man, we live in great times when a guy with a PC computer can cook up some next level beats, lay that down over some sweet ROTJ clips, and and produce a gem of this quality. Hats off to you sir.

    • @Auralnauts
      @Auralnauts  6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      We're mac based. :)

    • @SpaghettiToaster
      @SpaghettiToaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Auralnauts *u n s u 🅱🅱 e d*

    • @caav56
      @caav56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Auralnauts Still a personal computer. We mean, it's wonderful, what can these machines do (given the skilled users) and how can they allow artists to make cool music and videos without resorting to contracting big lables for equipment.

    • @monus782
      @monus782 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proof we live in the right generation

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The hollywood monopoly has been broken.

  • @TheHumanFly516
    @TheHumanFly516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The first star wars movie I watched as a kid in the 90s was ep6 on recorded vhs. When Luke ignited the lightsaber my jaw dropped, I had never seen anything like that and I was hooked for life. This music video, in some bizarre way makes me feel the epicness of that moment in time again.

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This video never fails to put a smile on my face

    • @ABCDyeahyeahyeah
      @ABCDyeahyeahyeah ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hope you saw Mandalorian season 2 finale.

    • @n.w.1803
      @n.w.1803 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ABCDyeahyeahyeah May I say that the directors of 'Mandalorian' finally got that all you have to do with a majestic lightsabre, is just let the guy hold it out there? Just let it hum and be irresistably magnetic...No need for all the wu-shu -baton- majorette- twirlie business..

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I don't know what my favorite thing about this is (besides the dope song, of course), the emphasis on duke's "force kick" or how confused Han looks throughout the whole thing.
    God, I love this song and I LOVE YOU GUYS!

    • @TheBenjaman
      @TheBenjaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      My favorite part is at the end when they fly away on the speeder and itd just the lazer coming out of it lmao. And then aswell when he turns it on and it shows a space shot. Lmao I laughed my ass off

    • @G33KST4R
      @G33KST4R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's not the double bladed extended lasersword?

    • @TheBenjaman
      @TheBenjaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      G33KST4R oh well that one is dank too. Plus its always a pleasure when chewie screams

    • @SandyCheeks1896
      @SandyCheeks1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      TimeandMonotony holy Christ I never realized the in universe explanation of that blunder could be a “force kick”

    • @toadofsteel
      @toadofsteel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      David Jones that was a meme back on ytmnd back in the day... been around the block a few times.

  • @JWeb66
    @JWeb66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "HAN SINGULAR! YOU ARE THE SINGLE GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!" - Disney's reaction to "Solo"s performance at the box office.

  • @npatricksmith
    @npatricksmith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    2:04 My children love this. I catch them singing it all the time.

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nathan Smith your children have good taste!

    • @TheBenjaman
      @TheBenjaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah its my favorite part too!

    • @trutwijd
      @trutwijd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This will come in handy when they are drafted by Brett Farvera into the Lazer Corp.

    • @rebeccagreenblatt4198
      @rebeccagreenblatt4198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now THATS good parenting 😁

  • @atNguyen-qq4op
    @atNguyen-qq4op 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    he did it, Dirk Lasermaster saved grogu!

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is only one hope to keep Kathleen Kennedy at bay. The Last Laser Master.

  • @rwrunning1813
    @rwrunning1813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Laser Sword Length:
    (------------------------[])
    10000%

    • @droidBasher
      @droidBasher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You know how most laser swords extend from the emitter and then end at a fixed distance? When I build my laser sword I'm leaving out the part that makes it end.

    • @ally939
      @ally939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Big Laser Sword Energy

    • @germanvisitor2
      @germanvisitor2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@droidBasher
      Lightsabres end at a certain distance. A _laser_ sword would just continue.

    • @maelstrom2313
      @maelstrom2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Trey Stephens I mean, once it breaches the atmosphere it could travel to the end of the universe in theory, right?

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The long-ass laser sword gets me every time. It's beautiful.

  • @amcaesar
    @amcaesar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    If Bib Fortuna likes it, then so does I.

    • @alias588
      @alias588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bib Fortuna: D: --> :D

    • @amcaesar
      @amcaesar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BITE YOUR TONGUES!

    • @Cerbyo
      @Cerbyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      always thought that guy mighta became boc from dark forces 2, different guy though I checked.

    • @MarCuseus
      @MarCuseus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      do or do not, there is no "does"

    • @ProJatior
      @ProJatior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bob Fortuna always creeped me out as a kid.

  • @Rebel_Friend
    @Rebel_Friend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I listened to this while playing Star Wars Battlefront 2.
    Best decision of my life
    Edit: I meant the new one, since I don’t own the old one.

    • @Diesaac
      @Diesaac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The new one? 🤢

    • @XG2
      @XG2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Diesaac Proof that you can overcome any challenge with this epic song!

    • @gauge5009
      @gauge5009 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hop on battlefront 2

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope when Jedi Academy gets ported to PS4 you can select your multiplayer name. So I can play as Duke Dirtfarmer.

    • @Rebel_Friend
      @Rebel_Friend 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRID3NT W4RR1OR
      The new one, since I don’t own the old one

  • @mattmedina8792
    @mattmedina8792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "Han Singular"

    • @TheSixthDoctor
      @TheSixthDoctor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He is the future of mankind, after all. Progress incarnate.

    • @immortalstar0138
      @immortalstar0138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Activate!!

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Singular: A Star Wars Story.

    • @TonyOneBlairoby
      @TonyOneBlairoby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ltb1345 more like "Solo: a singular story"

    • @stephenhughes6750
      @stephenhughes6750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SHOW THEM YOUR POWERRR!

  • @SyndicateOperative
    @SyndicateOperative ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the Auralnauts. They're so funny and creative, and honestly, I'm a bit of an elitist snob, so I have a pretty high bar regarding this kind of content.
    They're so good. One of the best content creators in existence.

  • @russellharrell2747
    @russellharrell2747 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All these years later and this is still greatest. Bravissimo!

  • @StuffWeUnderstand
    @StuffWeUnderstand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like to think Duke's saber is infinitely long and after each performance the damage to the other planets nearby is catastrophic.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "HAN-SINGULAR ACTIVATE!"

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s the part that always cracks me up!

  • @fagonfly
    @fagonfly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Art and meme have become indistinguishable.

  • @Luckplayer
    @Luckplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how the lightsaber functions how an actual laser sword probably would. The beam just extends forever.

    • @thomasjoychild4962
      @thomasjoychild4962 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. A more accurate name in-universe would be plasma chainsaw.

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The power of light was inside him THIS WHOLE TIME!

  • @NatesFilmTutorials
    @NatesFilmTutorials 6 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    _In the beginning there was only darkness_

    • @pennygadget7328
      @pennygadget7328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      _Then came the Laser Masters_
      _Keepers of the light, wielders of mysterious power_

    • @caav56
      @caav56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      _who pushed back the darkness._

    • @vibingwiththewind2889
      @vibingwiththewind2889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      _For many ages, there was much peace... and dancing_

    • @Ohmriginal722
      @Ohmriginal722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ruled... By titans

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      _Over time, their deeds were forgotten,_
      _and the Order of the Laser Masters vanished_

  • @Twisty1024
    @Twisty1024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The dislikes have been blinded by the King of Darkness who fights for the wrong reasons. To fuel his demonic art.

  • @vhan75
    @vhan75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I'm Duke Dirtfarmer, I'm here to hang out with you!

  • @ark7204
    @ark7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Forget Last Jedi.
    We have Last Laser Master.

  • @TheVGC
    @TheVGC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    THIS SONG IS SO INSPIRATIONAL!!!

  • @blorfenburger
    @blorfenburger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A lightsaber with infinite range would be one of the most dangerous and chaotic weapon ever conceived.

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “…dangerous and chaooo….tic….”

    • @MrMegamike2k
      @MrMegamike2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sequel writers: Picture this, we take a lightsaber weapon and put it on a ship. No a planet. No... A planet ship. We could blow up worlds from across the galaxy.

    • @mexcore14
      @mexcore14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrMegamike2k wait a minute...

  • @samsoa19
    @samsoa19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This song is so fucking great. Arguably one of your best song, if not the best!

  • @RIDGEMATIC
    @RIDGEMATIC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I seriously start singing this for NO reason!!!

  • @AgustinSarro
    @AgustinSarro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Han Singular ACTIVATE!

  • @ag3210
    @ag3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh please do an updated laser master one Mandalorian season 2!

  • @SkillHornskillz
    @SkillHornskillz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This song got stuck in my head for 2 days.

  • @jamamafegan4382
    @jamamafegan4382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just discovered this today and can’t stop listening. What an epic.

  • @stephendempsey
    @stephendempsey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    My girlfriend gave me a bemused look upon first hearing the opening but now understands why we all need the last laser master.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So she got it, the answer is clear, and she figured out just why (oooooohhhhhh whoooooaaaaa) he's the last laser master?

  • @caav56
    @caav56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:17 This is really beautiful. Not in the humoristic context - it's truly, flat-out beautiful and awesome.

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Why is dance required to save us?" Because there is no point in winning if you can't win in style.

  • @SammaclauseGamgee
    @SammaclauseGamgee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This timeline has become canon for the sequels for me. Love the Larry series 😁

  • @SquadJuiced
    @SquadJuiced 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    He's the last Laser Master.
    He's the last Laser Master.
    He's the last Laser Master.
    He's the last Laser Master.

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @jimmybob5541
      @jimmybob5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait what is he again?

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jimmybob5541 He's the last Laser Master.

    • @patinho5589
      @patinho5589 ปีที่แล้ว

      But why?

  • @gianttacogod
    @gianttacogod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jaba the hutt: 5 stars
    Blew me up! So immersive!

  • @Bluewah96
    @Bluewah96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the type of video I thought I never needed but now can’t live without

  • @steverogers8163
    @steverogers8163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm ashamed I didn't find this spoof series until today. Pure gold.

  • @dr.nigelcool3771
    @dr.nigelcool3771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Luke really kicked some ass in this scene, nothing like this in the Disney movies.

  • @darthcreepio
    @darthcreepio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "There was much peace.. And dancing"
    Cracks me up every time

  • @nyett1419
    @nyett1419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This should be in the theatres.

  • @scottwatrous
    @scottwatrous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This makes me want to climb Laser Master Mountain all over again. I went as a child, but my parents wouldn't buy me a Laser Master Conductor Baton after my sister got sick from some bad milk. I think if I went today I'd appreciate the accommodations and dining experience a little more.

  • @saberTip77
    @saberTip77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dirk is a Laser Magic DOMINATOR!

  • @bami2
    @bami2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've watched the auralnauts saga more times than I've seen the originals; this is the true laser magic spectacular

  • @Dustz92
    @Dustz92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    1:47 I completely lost it

  • @Yodaurious
    @Yodaurious ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SINGLE BEST BOPPER OF THE YEAR ONG FRFR also get the vibes of He-man music video from this. Best video ever!!!

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    After 3 weeks in a depressive stupor wearing the same now-sticky clothes, this video has inspired me to change them.

    • @pinecone3334
      @pinecone3334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Last Laser Master got rid of the darkness in side your very soul.

  • @SerKnightGuy
    @SerKnightGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ha ha ha! I'm watching this again and at 2:54 I thought he shouted "Jango!" I'm dying. That would have been the most epic reference. Most ambitious cross over event of all time right there. Oh man. Gotta go watch Jedi Party now.

  • @Strunmahmun
    @Strunmahmun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Huge fan here. The work you guys put into these masterpieces is unsurpassed. Well done!

  • @logicaldude3611
    @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best parts is during the grand finale when he turns his lightsaber on and it goes all the way out into space lol Brilliant

  • @thepaultato3243
    @thepaultato3243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    *He’s the last Lasa masta*

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get back to your drawer Jar-jar!

  • @aelius3805
    @aelius3805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I play this when ever I do my laser pen "shows" with my cats. They seem to enjoy it.

  • @MckaysProductions
    @MckaysProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ve never seen anything so beautiful. If only I could see mark watch this

  • @sinisternightmare
    @sinisternightmare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Ahahahaha, just imagine lightsabers actually working like that: an infinite beam of death, instead of a certain controlled blade-length. You'd have to be either insane or stupid to use that weapon.

    • @maelstrom2313
      @maelstrom2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You'd have to be insane or stupid to use any lightsaber. One slip and you're salami

    • @sinisternightmare
      @sinisternightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@maelstrom2313 Sure. A lightsaber wouldn't be a safe weapon to use at all. But if you are careful, you could at least activate it. However if it worked the way it is portrayed in this video, there would be literally NO direction, where you could reasonably point this thing. :D

    • @rikterterran3833
      @rikterterran3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You just have to be a Lasermaster to use such a weapon.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Persona Non Grata
      That’s why no one uses lightsabers but Jedi or Sith. You have to use the Force to control it.

    • @sinisternightmare
      @sinisternightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@timopper5488 There were two(!) instances in the movies, where people, who weren't trained in the force, used a lightsaber. Luke hadn't recieved any training whatsoever, when he first activated his father's lightsaber in Episode IV. And Han Solo used the lightsaber to slice open the Tauntaun in Episode V.

  • @unnf9971
    @unnf9971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Bravissimo!

  • @liboom5
    @liboom5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This song is so catchy played back clearly in my head the day I watched the s2 mando final episode 😂😂

    • @rafikz77
      @rafikz77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao I’m gonna mute the sound of that Luke Skywalker scene in Mandalorian and play that song at the same time

  • @TheBenjaman
    @TheBenjaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think I figured out why he is the last laser master. My favorite part from episode 6 for shure man! Good job auralnauts!

  • @derisgaming9773
    @derisgaming9773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    After watching this Video I can't watch this Scene in the actual movie without singing "He's the last Laser Master!" my friends think I'm insane.

  • @bagrCZ
    @bagrCZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I actually felt proud of Duke when he put on this show.

  • @AkraixMX
    @AkraixMX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Better than any disney project

  • @prinnydood704
    @prinnydood704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:11 I've QUADRUPLED my flip power!!!

    • @harry_page
      @harry_page 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...No you haven't.

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The last time you danced so bad your limbs fell off

  • @logicaldude3611
    @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After seeing Banana Time, I have to say that this is a hell of a laser magic light show. What a raw, authentic, meaningful routine. Duke clearly put so much love into this. Spreading the joy of laser magic all over the galaxy.

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not like that crap Kylo puts out these days.

  • @jangustl_wt2358
    @jangustl_wt2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    THIS BEAT I M DONE!

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The beat on all Auralnauts music kicks ass!

  • @thenameless2379
    @thenameless2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If this song was in Mandalorian Season 2 Finale it would've been more epic that it already is!

    • @rafikz77
      @rafikz77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watched that Luke scene in Mando on mute with this song playing and it’s awesome

    • @derlich09
      @derlich09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rafikz77 "Are you a Jedi?" "I'm the Last Laser Master."

    • @thenameless2379
      @thenameless2379 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@derlich09 the Jedi are no more now, they are the laser masters.

  • @ProtoMarcus
    @ProtoMarcus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    _Aw yee _*_booooiiiii_* best song of all times, now gonna listen to that 24/7 doing laundry, dishes, fighting sand people, entertaining jabba the hutt etc

  • @RedAllStars2010
    @RedAllStars2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Han Singular Activate!! I love Creepio's voice, cracks me up.

  • @anyholm
    @anyholm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Laser Master Boys representing!

  • @stephenrencher4534
    @stephenrencher4534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The composition of 3:15 is actually pretty epic looking...

  • @terence77o7
    @terence77o7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The meaning of life is in the lyrics

  • @HumdrumSuperior
    @HumdrumSuperior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had to come back after the ending to Banana Time. Had to hear the full version of this banger and get hyped for the return of the last laser master.

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The end of Banana Time actually got me more emotional than the original ending, and I still kind of like that movie.

  • @khorgor
    @khorgor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Auralnauts=Awesome
    The Last Lasermaster=true Masterpiece

  • @figure830
    @figure830 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If these videos were ever used to prank people in a re-release in a theater, it would be a great April fools prank.