No gangster party is complete without the mighty Rick Waller , TV critic Gary Bushall and Coronation Streets Brian Tilsley aka Chris Quentin ,, proper naughty crew . Ave it !
Also there was a guy who lived in my street as a kid he would tell everyone what to do sticking his nose into everyone's business telling how to do things his name was Charlie Foremam.
I was there. It got proper naughty later when Roy Shaw and Welsh Bernie started rowing over the last sausage roll, Bev the blond security woman instructing them to 'Oi! Fackin pack it in naaa!' Poor Dodgy Dave drank too much Diamond White and was very ill in the downstairs' toilet, but Howard Marks (top man) helped clean him up and put him to bed.
He lives in Plumstead south London, not something to brag about believe me I speak from experience as lived down the road from him and saw him about.He may have money but it can't buy him class no matter how hard he tries and doing your house up like a castle is not the way you go about it..
Laurence Marrison shut up better than yours,and meMam bought her council house,did it up sold and bought another house got her on the housing ladder so don't knock Counci houses,some are better than these new builds these days and if you are good person you could live on the roughest estate in the country but no body would bother you so stop being snotty my old bean!!! What what oh! toodle pip.
It's a shame that 'Hell To Pay' was one of the worst movies ever made, Courtney ended up begging for money online to stop his house from being repossessed, and publicly admitted that his books were a load of made up nonsense. If he threw that party today, the only person who'd bother showing up is Rick Waller. And he'd only be there to fill his pockets with vol-au-vents and sausage rolls.
I gatecrashed it towards the end after coming out the chippy next door. I'm not a big bloke but they were all free sheets to the wind. Big Joe Egan proved a bit tasty and took a wild swing at me but he missed and ended up crashing into Howard marks who was giving Chris Quentin a blow back from the biggest joint I've ever seen. They all went arse over tip and spilled Roy Shaw's pint. Then in the melee that followed I nipped into the kitchen and nicked two slabs of Kestrel lager from the top of the fridge. Cas Pennant was coming at me like something out the Walking Dead but even heavily laden with the 3.6% amber nectar I was able to shimmy past him and avoid Bev who was busy showing the latest tattoo on her left tit to Joey Pyle. Cheers Dave.
I had the true pleasure of being one of the camera men on this and I must say that every one I meet was absolutely down to earth and great fun to be with . Dave know how to throw a party
I was there that night, Jason Marimer made an appearance and just was shaking the vendies all night, Carlton Leach and Gazza just walked about sniffing each other’s fingers, “mad” Frankie Fraser was pure raging there wasn’t a Johnny machine in the toilets, and Dave’s pinstripe covered his Knuckles, not because it was too big, cos it was hiding a knuckle duster that said P.I.M.P And Dave, let’s do it again soon and bring they poppers you brought the last time, they were class!
Clowns the lot of them, and 3rd division clowns at that. If this lot combined were to sit down to plan the perfect crime they'd get totally flummoxed and give up if there weren't enough chairs.
Who do you mean? The T V presenters or the girls or the greater majority of them who are legitimate people just having a party in company they enjoy? Whats your problem?
@@talkingpurebollockswell I thought it was pretty responsible to be fair mate. I do understand if some people think its pony, that's NP, although quite obvious too. At least I thought 🤗🤗 not to all mind 😀😀😀😀😀
@@thomasbarnes1498 charles bronson is still alove ggeza, we are talking about the prisoner charles bronson not the wrestler. thats were he got his stage name ffrom.
This is the best lot of comments I've ever read,nearly wet myself laughing,all the people who wrote them should have been together at a "fucking brilliant comment party" that would have been a great night.Everyone was in sync...just great reading.....thanks all 😂
Looked like a wonderful night...lots of intelligent scintillating conversation, almost like a red carpet after party event in Hollywood with all those A- list world renowned stars attending....in a South London council house, 🤔
I went to school with Dave. He was caught writing his name in shit on the bathroom walls. The janitor made him clean it off while we all watched! He was smoking cigars back then too
RIk Waller was a cabaret on one of the cruise ships I was performing on a few years ago (I'm a pro musician), and he came on acting like a complete diva, demanding this and that. Basically, management told him to get fucked, and he spent his entire time onboard sulking. A few times during lunch and dinner (his favourite times of the day), I laughed my ass off when I saw him mingling with passengers, who had no idea who he was, much to his annoyance - and this is *after* he'd performed for the fuckers xD He's a fucking joke, and a 3rd rate Z-list artist. The only thing bigger than his ego, is his waistline, and the only thing smaller than his talent, is his public identity. And probably his penis. If he can find it, the fat fuck.
one of the best books i ever read was Howards Marks. So intelligent that guy, and his story is amazing. The money that guy came across and the people. The way he got into the drugs and shipping, what a ride.
I'm sure living the dream is great..... especially having the old bill watching you for the rest of your life and looking over your shoulder in the event of pay back.... great retirement plan!!
Howard Marks what a life that guy has witnessed ........................ Dad says hello Howard and thanks for the drinks in "Whisky a GO GO in London back in the late 70,s ;)
No Ron Pickering ?
What's more worrying there's no Paul and Barry chuckle.
george de'athe Class comment - fucking Ronnie Pickering will pull up in his Citroen xsara satin red colour? Another dick who thinks he’s a gangster
Ronnie Pickering knocked them all out off camera
Who's that?
Robbie L
Ronnie Pickering!!!
I imagine every conversation was just people lying and exaggerating about times they were "proper naughty". Mugs.
Hilarious
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hahaha
@@uncommonsense1026 hideous. More like...... World of Wankers
Definitely. Bunch of knobs. Why people glam these bellends up is beyond me.
The comments in Courtney videos are always gold 😂 crack me up.
Mate I agree 👍👌😂😂
Volume off, scroll down, standard stuff 😂
Rik waller? Wtf is he doing there? Apart from smashing the life out the buffet
I know!! 🤣 Fuckin waller? No body came to my 🎉 and I'm well more important than those fools
Ha ha
Rik is there to check for poison food, his gangster ability to take r
He's a very heavy guy
hahaha ikr
It's like one of those fenced off areas at the park where all the dogs can have a shit all in one place
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😅😅😅😅😅 Spot on mate
😂😂😂😂I’m gone
No gangster party is complete without the mighty Rick Waller , TV critic Gary Bushall and Coronation Streets Brian Tilsley aka Chris Quentin ,, proper naughty crew . Ave it !
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah Rick wobbler is mustard and gay dave is the ham
😂
Quentin crisp
But no Bill Oddie 😔
The hardest thing at that party was the sausage rolls.
Bobby Crush well Roy shaw would give your gran children nightmares darling
@@VALIS538 in his day lol its now 2018 and your old age bollocks has died
Bobby Crush 😂😆
Funny az mate 👊😂😂😂
Joe Egan?,used to spar with Tyson ffs
When I was growing up there used to be a gangster down our way that used to pull our pants up over our ears, his name was Wedgie Kray😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold 👍
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Also there was a guy who lived in my street as a kid he would tell everyone what to do sticking his nose into everyone's business telling how to do things his name was Charlie Foremam.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What would have made that a memorable party is a cruise missle
Jajaja....cracked me up!👍
Hahahah
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Eric, ha ha still making me laugh in 2020 ⌛
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Dave Courtney would play a good Freddy Krueger, its is nose. He could be better than Robert Englund. Nightmare on Benefits Street.
lol
lmfao ;)
Scouse
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Fucking hell 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
I was there. It got proper naughty later when Roy Shaw and Welsh Bernie started rowing over the last sausage roll, Bev the blond security woman instructing them to 'Oi! Fackin pack it in naaa!' Poor Dodgy Dave drank too much Diamond White and was very ill in the downstairs' toilet, but Howard Marks (top man) helped clean him up and put him to bed.
Not true, Howard Marks left early with a sore face. The grinning took its toll
Total bullocks all laid on go up people ffs
No come on, fair do's, Dave has done his council house up lovely.
bet his neighbours love him lol
Laurence Marrison he probably got the whole place wired and gets them idiots talking about what they have done in the past and are gonna do .
He lives in Plumstead south London, not something to brag about believe me I speak from experience as lived down the road from him and saw him about.He may have money but it can't buy him class no matter how hard he tries and doing your house up like a castle is not the way you go about it..
no money lol
Laurence Marrison shut up better than yours,and meMam bought her council house,did it up sold and bought another house got her on the housing ladder so don't knock Counci houses,some are better than these new builds these days and if you are good person you could live on the roughest estate in the country but no body would bother you so stop being snotty my old bean!!! What what oh! toodle pip.
It's a shame that 'Hell To Pay' was one of the worst movies ever made, Courtney ended up begging for money online to stop his house from being repossessed, and publicly admitted that his books were a load of made up nonsense.
If he threw that party today, the only person who'd bother showing up is Rick Waller.
And he'd only be there to fill his pockets with vol-au-vents and sausage rolls.
Lol lol lol
Glad he can always rely on Rick
I gatecrashed it towards the end after coming out the chippy next door. I'm not a big bloke but they were all free sheets to the wind. Big Joe Egan proved a bit tasty and took a wild swing at me but he missed and ended up crashing into Howard marks who was giving Chris Quentin a blow back from the biggest joint I've ever seen. They all went arse over tip and spilled Roy Shaw's pint. Then in the melee that followed I nipped into the kitchen and nicked two slabs of Kestrel lager from the top of the fridge. Cas Pennant was coming at me like something out the Walking Dead but even heavily laden with the 3.6% amber nectar I was able to shimmy past him and avoid Bev who was busy showing the latest tattoo on her left tit to Joey Pyle. Cheers Dave.
I'd love that to be true... that's a class tale...
HAHA underrated comment
Brilliant😂
Hahaha quality
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂gold
Imagine living opposite that.
Ha ha
😲
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Cheers Liam it's great your keeping his spirit alive rest in peace dave at the big club in the sky
Its like a party in hell for has beens and never weres
Rick Waller, Gary Bushell and Michelle Bass. A-List
😂😂😂
You know you’ve cracked it when Rik Waller rocks up!
This is the Human version of The Muppet Show.
Im dying here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All fuc*ing Bell 🔔 ends😅😅😅😅😅
was this a right said fred look alike party
It was but more gayer.
LOL
Hahahha
Someone should have called in an airstrike.......
please tell me that im not the only person surprised to see Rick Waller hahahaha
I was until I remembered I was watching a Dave Courtney video
Most dangerous man there if you cut in front of him in the buffet.
Roy Shaw had an idea once ... but it died of loneliness.
Internet gold! 😂
Every video i see of him hes always looking around to see whos filming him 😂
Has there ever been so many naughty geezers and nobodies in the same place at the same time? Superb!
Yer most UK Prisons.............................................
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Just seen daves lasts vid . I think that garners respect. I read more comments than I knew about the man until that last vid
Who's the fella with the teeth like the top of a castle, bet you he was livid when he seen the video
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I had the true pleasure of being one of the camera men on this and I must say that every one I meet was absolutely down to earth and great fun to be with . Dave know how to throw a party
Oh here we go again someone else who was there. stuart you are a poorly man go sit down and eat yer biscuits theres a good lad
3:43 that brown tooth is forever etched in my memory
Shotgun story was the highlight. A real character that guy, natural storyteller.
Hilarious zzzz
Does Dave still do these parties,as I'm sure that bell end Aarron Lambo would be most at home
This would be perfect for him
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I’ve just soiled myself laughing 😂😀🤣
8 minutes of name dropping a bunch of has been gangsters and washed up celebs in a council estate lol oh imagine the stories!!! “naughty naughty”
Joe Egan proper man well respected cant say much for the rest
What about the gangster dressed plasterer
The guests teeth all seem to.be in three shades mahogany, old oak and pine.
remember stand there and...look HARD
I imagine ronnie pickerings invite got lost in the post
The comments is always the best thing about Courtney vids.
Rick Waller was there eh? Ah well, there goes the buffet.
Dave is different. So so positive and always Fair. He doesn't get enough credit for passed and present.
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He is rather stiff at present .
I was there that night, Jason Marimer made an appearance and just was shaking the vendies all night, Carlton Leach and Gazza just walked about sniffing each other’s fingers, “mad” Frankie Fraser was pure raging there wasn’t a Johnny machine in the toilets, and Dave’s pinstripe covered his Knuckles, not because it was too big, cos it was hiding a knuckle duster that said P.I.M.P
And Dave, let’s do it again soon and bring they poppers you brought the last time, they were class!
Clowns the lot of them, and 3rd division clowns at that. If this lot combined were to sit down to plan the perfect crime they'd get totally flummoxed and give up if there weren't enough chairs.
Who do you mean? The T V presenters or the girls or the greater majority of them who are legitimate people just having a party in company they enjoy? Whats your problem?
I didnt see your posting, when my first reaction was, clowns! Your on the money....clowns.
Some of the real underground won't be seen here
@@Tom-uv7ry
He wasnt very successful mate
@@Tom-uv7ry
Who’s your reply aimed at?
Bet you have a right good laugh at Dave's parties, his house looks awsome!
Mr Potato head meets the nearly crowd.
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Dave : I want to share with my pals and make them famous,
Everybody attending : your welcome Dave
Dave Courtney sounds like Zippy from Rainbow 🌈
Charles Bronsons mum, must be so proud bless her
Charles Bronon died 25 yrs ago give or take at the age of 81. Don't know how old this party was but his mum must be over 120yrs so she looks amazing.
@@jimmyoneill3149 I thought it was pretty obvious that my comment is a joke even if a crap one.
Sean C good joke mate. Obvious to 99.9% apart from the odd one. Ha ha ha ha
@@talkingpurebollockswell I thought it was pretty responsible to be fair mate. I do understand if some people think its pony, that's NP, although quite obvious too. At least I thought 🤗🤗 not to all mind 😀😀😀😀😀
@@thomasbarnes1498 charles bronson is still alove ggeza, we are talking about the prisoner charles bronson not the wrestler. thats were he got his stage name ffrom.
Lots of people in this are now RIP. Some great characters at Dave’s castle. If only we had a time machine I’d love to have been there.
This is the best lot of comments I've ever read,nearly wet myself laughing,all the people who wrote them should have been together at a "fucking brilliant comment party" that would have been a great night.Everyone was in sync...just great reading.....thanks all 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant comment party
6:03 Is that Brian Tilsley out of Corrie? Jeez.
I was there on the night. It was truly amazing. Dave is an absolute amazing guy and love him with all my heart.xxxx
Nobody seems to give a F++k mate.
@@goalltheway-pm8xs 😂
@sashasmith which one were you?
@@jeztickles4361 😆
Doesn't say a lot about you then loving a dirty criminal and bragging to the rest of the world about it
Great to see a lot of happy faces loving life and having fun ! Brilliant, R.I.P Dave god bless ya x
Looked like a wonderful night...lots of intelligent scintillating conversation, almost like a red carpet after party event in Hollywood with all those A- list world renowned stars attending....in a South London council house, 🤔
The man's a spanner
WHO’S THE FUCKING GOVERNOR!
Yep you hit the nail on the head.Regards
Dont be such a smug snob.
This should be used for Educational purposes and if you have problems getting yourself to sleep.
Bevs on security tonight. Well ard is our Bev, she enjoys the meet n greet..🤣
Lmao
What’s the background song called really need to know it’s a banger?
What a cringe fest...
More like a sausage fest, even the chicks have dicks in this shoddy group 😂
This was an absolute car crash that is hard to look away from 😂 ........this whole thing feels so wrong but it's so funny
I went to school with Dave. He was caught writing his name in shit on the bathroom walls. The janitor made him clean it off while we all watched! He was smoking cigars back then too
LOOOOOOOOL!
Anyone know the tune from 1:10?
Where’s the wealdstone raider ?
How many people have passed on who were at that party ? When was it the year 2000 ?
You mean died?
A lot i imagine 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Mr Courtney for one, Mr Marks too... but yeah I thought the exact same thing while watching.
Rick fuckin waller
Andrew m hahahaha i was thinking fecking same ...haha Fats Waller .....
didnt you here hes a closet gangster
RIk Waller was a cabaret on one of the cruise ships I was performing on a few years ago (I'm a pro musician), and he came on acting like a complete diva, demanding this and that. Basically, management told him to get fucked, and he spent his entire time onboard sulking. A few times during lunch and dinner (his favourite times of the day), I laughed my ass off when I saw him mingling with passengers, who had no idea who he was, much to his annoyance - and this is *after* he'd performed for the fuckers xD
He's a fucking joke, and a 3rd rate Z-list artist.
The only thing bigger than his ego, is his waistline, and the only thing smaller than his talent, is his public identity.
And probably his penis.
If he can find it, the fat fuck.
RIP Dave
Where's KEYSER SOZE..............
Hahaha
3:15.. hes got a good head on his shoulders..
beaky cole 🤣🤣🤣
one of the best books i ever read was Howards Marks. So intelligent that guy, and his story is amazing. The money that guy came across and the people. The way he got into the drugs and shipping, what a ride.
@Ewan Yengi I quite enjoyed the ignorant beauty of Karl Mai but like you fail to see it's connection with this gloriously our class clash... ☣
@Ewan Yengi Heh! Think we're both crossed, excuse me. 😊
I don't think Howard marks ever hit anyone either..he made alot of Dosh being Mr nice
phil sparrowhawk was the main man
How fucking naughty is that?
My word, the blonde lady at 6.25 is stunning 😍
Courtney actually looks about twenty years older than his mum 😳
Who's the woman at 6:26?
DC "between us we've sold over a million books" yeah Egan and Pennant have sold 999,999 i'll leave you to do the Maths.
Rik Waller is by far the most bizarre guest here!
didn't invite me
They wanted to. But you were on holiday in Poland at the time.
Don't take it personally.
He didn't want you running up his gas bill, he's skint as it is.
No burnt up husks...sorry you aint getting in
Your dead Adolf lad. You n Eva took cider n had a ride.
You were a bit too "Naughty" for this one ...Next time though.
No Brent and Finchy ?
I'm sure living the dream is great..... especially having the old bill watching you for the rest of your life and looking over your shoulder in the event of pay back.... great retirement plan!!
Really proud of my son for being in jail and never doing an honest days work
Howard Marks what a life that guy has witnessed ........................
Dad says hello Howard and thanks for the drinks in "Whisky a GO GO in London back in the late 70,s ;)
Tell your dad to stop talking shit ,paul your not very well go put yer jamas on ready for bed
Classy house dave , classy house !! My nan told me you cant polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter 🤭
You gotta love Liam galvin what a funny man he is 😂 Liam galvin you legend 🤙☘️
Cheers mate - all the very best to you
Liam Galvin stay safe bud 🤙😎
@@LiamGalvinFilm who is the girl at 6:30?
I bet the cops absolutely Spunked whipped cream when they saw all these "colourful character's" under one roof Lol
06:26....treacle....a right sort.
4:41 joe Egan just casually passing Courtney the packet
.... "packet!"
who is the blonde at 2:48. I know her, just can't think of her name, and it's bugging the hell out of me
Right said Fred getting back together?
Courtney proudly hosting “sausage-fest 2000”.....
I would of thought a party like this there would of had half decent birds to look at?
+ Rich B Good point!
The blonde bird
There were I couldn't show the film of that as they were all in the Hot Tub!
6:30
One of my mates had a go with Bev said fanny looks like it been hit with a fireman's axe and stunk of crab paste!!!!
Where was del boy n Rodders
Who's the blond?
Looks kinda like Sophie Ellis Baxter
@@mikelee7535beauty
Who the fuck produced that record Timmy Mallet?
6:07 Chris Quinten - Dave "He was my very first gay lover" Not a million miles from the truth😂
Lmao 😅
TH-cam gold! 😂
3:25 is that ram man from He-man
Thats ‘nick’,currently in prison for child abuse
What a load of bolloks
Lol yep, ps I like the sername
Why did you watch it then? Stuck in on your own?
Hello liam you aint boat ranged ? Is that what mitch said
R.i.p howard marks he was the nicest fella and a true gent
How did he die?
What’s the tune at 7:00min
Beau Courtney - check him out on Facebook cheers
You know it's a party when rick waller shows up .
Where's Phill Mitchell
He told Courtney he was busy Doggin that night so couldn't make it.
3:07 no neck nick
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🤣 i just put the same comment 👍
With his Eddie Munster haircut
Showing his Dracula teeth.
Ronnie Pickering??