Dave , Seymour, Bev & Friends go Dog Racing - all 30 of them! Interviews Liam Galvin. Footage supplied by Liam Galvin & Yvette rowland at www.unlicensedboxing.com
Do they buy their suits from the Bengal tailor who made whistles on the corner of Brick Lane in 1981, or do they rob the graves of deceased bookmakers from Durham.
I’ve love carrying a duster too. I find it extremely effective in getting cobwebs out of the corners of high ceiling rooms. An underrated tool, in the battle against household grime.
@@anonimouse8422 Dave Courtney is the hardest gangster in British history he would break Charlie Bronson in one round! And he could swipe you like a fly!
I know people are having a laugh at this, but Dave seemed like a decent person. Sorry to hear he died recently & tragically took his own life it seems. It’s a crazy old world & Dave seemed like a colourful character.
If she's so good at reading body language, then how can she not pick up on all the funny looks and hear the whispers of everyone laughing in disbelief at how stupid they all look? Cringe level is strong with these ones.
I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I asked Dave for a favour once. I said "ere you are Dave, have a tenner". He accepted with no questions asked. I mean come on, if you offer a fiver to Dave Courtney, of course he'll say no. He's a ten pound kind of man...
When I was 18 back in 98 I found him intimidating, after reading about the Camorra and N'Drangheta I realise what a joke he is. Extremely cringeworty but even worse are the videos where he opens the boot of a car with a load imitation firearms in the back
Oi, I'll have you know Dave personally ran the Mexican cartels out of town and a renegade band of Serbian paramilitary assassins all in the same afternoon. The Taliban pay him protection money...from Afghanistan. That's how powerful the man is. The Pope regularly rings Dave for permission to say certain things, and the Mullahs in Iran won't dare make a proclamation based on Qu'ranic scripture without checking with Dave first. They call him Capo Del Monte de Tutti Frutti which translates as The Orange Boss Who Likes Men's Bottoms.
Just like the smartest peeps are those who you find most quiet. The same can be said about the hardest. The less you know about your opponent, the more damage they can do. Do the math. Only e-juts run their mouths!
looks like Annie Lennox fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down 😂
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I quite like Dave, he’s funny and seems like a good bloke if you look past all the bullshit, the people that hang around him on the other hand are absolute bell ends.
“Here you are...take a fiver”
Thanks. Your generosity and high-rollerness is staggering
😂 😂 😂 😂 Thanks for that.
"High rollerness..." haha
😂
I wouldn't think twice about lifting my duster! Lol! Don't forget the tin of polish! 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
U slaaaaaaag
I know what she's polished a few off in her day
Imagine that’s somebody’s mother 🙃
Shirley carter has let herself go a bit.
Laugh out fucking loud. U genuis
Shirley Carter has been letting herself go as long as she’s been alive
Haha fucking quality.....I even heard the viuce
She's got the Mitchell bros down her top.
@@nervousnerys4215
Ha ha ha
Absolutely in tears of laughter watching this 😂😂😂
Cheers for putting this on, fucking howling 😂
Ha
Do they buy their suits from the Bengal tailor who made whistles on the corner of Brick Lane in 1981, or do they rob the graves of deceased bookmakers from Durham.
Courtney the grass buys his whistles from Tesco, £25 for a jacket and trousers. His mam buys his shoes for him from Shoe Zone, £15
That's so funny
😂
😂😂😂😂
@@thedirtyshortscowboy4596 he gets his waistcoats from Billy smarts circus!
What a load of helmets
Helmets are useful!
@paddymallory I have a purple helmet
Lives in a fantasy world, bless him.
I’ve love carrying a duster too.
I find it extremely effective in getting cobwebs out of the corners of high ceiling rooms.
An underrated tool, in the battle against household grime.
Christ’s Chin
What kind of a cannt are you ? Talking about cleaning your drum . This is real life gangster stuff you soppy cannt !
@@jfm4490 are you being serious?
@@jfm4490 missing a few brains cells eh
Who's the guy at the starts with the short blonde hair.
Jake Paul
That's the guy out of rocky 4 he aged well huh? Dolph lundgren
Imagine a fight breaks out and her rooting around in her handbag to get the duster.
She will be the last to do anything 😂
She’d pull out a tampon
@@williamhenry4986 your comment wiped me out 😂. I'm laughing so harx
She will peg anyone
😂😂😂😂😂
I remember when I was 14 and our mates made a gang....
ultimate Worrier I joined a gang was I was 14. Gary glitters gang now I am fucked.
MUch tougher than these pussies I bet?
#pussies :)
@@anonimouse8422 Dave Courtney is the hardest gangster in British history he would break Charlie Bronson in one round! And he could swipe you like a fly!
Bet u wouldn’t say that to daves face
Right aff
Absolute helmets!
😂😂😂😂😂
This is genuinely the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm literally crying with laughter.
You've obviously led a sheltered life. That minder is such a dog.
‘I can normally read body language’ I doubt Bev, love, you can actually read.😂
And a duster
But you wouldn’t say it to the faces keyboard warriors
@@user-ur9sc4vk3x she wouldn’t understand , being a cabbage
@@user-ur9sc4vk3x is that a rule is it ? everything you type you must be able to say it to peoples faces ?
Gang of posers, the insecurity is oozing out of them 🤣
The guy is a living, breathing parody of a gangster, it's actually incredible.
About as gangster as my maine coon cat.
‘Take a fiver ‘......we’re talking big league money then !
POV: your 15 and you binge watch the entire series of the sopranos
This is like a group "before" and "after" photoshoot for a budget hair transplant company.
Crufts but with mongrels.
Thanks for laughs you have provided over the years Liam.
Cheers Darrin!
This is the most embarrassing video I've ever watched
Have you seen his others?😂
My uncle dave would knock you out and make you swallow his load
Know wot I mean
Indeed! Absolutely pathetic.
Bev should change her name to Ben.
This comment section has made me choke on my coffee!
Fkn hilarious
I’m embarrassed for them!
bevs lethal weapon is her wizards sleeve..what a bunch of mockney muppets😖
As if that black piece was hanging round with them
@@jayrorschach2247 🤣
I know people are having a laugh at this, but Dave seemed like a decent person. Sorry to hear he died recently & tragically took his own life it seems. It’s a crazy old world & Dave seemed like a colourful character.
Family? Who's the Only Gangster in the Village then? Uncle Fester?
The music at the end just topped it off for me 😂 😂 😂
Hilarious 😆
Bevs a munter bless her
So funny this video I got to come back and watch it every now and again
Same as fella, today is my time…😂 fkn 🔔ends
Stand back birds it’s the Hammersmith hard men 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Made me laugh that 😂
“Get on with it you latent homosexual!”
"Coz once us lot get going there's no telling when we'll stop!"
" you never were in the Falklands"
😂😂😂
Say what you like about Bev but she has a cracking pair!
long and saggy? nah thabks 😂😂😂
Who is she.? She’s gorgeous .
A cracking pair of bollocks 😂
@@tempusfugit9796Y bastard Y nicked me line ha ha 👀😁, great minds and all that haha lol 🤣🤣.
@@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh Bev is now working on ru Paul's drag race ever since Dave topped himself 🤣🤣
Bob Marley with his keys hooked on a belt loop😂😂😂 Power dresser!😂😂😂
My old man does that so he don't lose his door keys bless him. All he's missing is the coin holder around his neck.
This is so embarrassing. Cringe
They all look like they've been dragged out the dole centre
Morelike the phikin 70,s
Dave's played a gangster all his life. He's the world's greatest actor.
If she's so good at reading body language, then how can she not pick up on all the funny looks and hear the whispers of everyone laughing in disbelief at how stupid they all look? Cringe level is strong with these ones.
Middle class liberal youngsters who go to uni believe it
he is that hard he has to have a crew to protect him
You literally take an oath to get a duster from Dave . Lmao
9ct gold from Argos mate
@@MonstaTrapz fucking Haribo rings on your fingers .
@@MonstaTrapzElizabeth Duke😂
I always carry a duster too.If there's one thing I can't abide its dust!
Bevs jaw was proper swinging
Why has Buster Bloodvessel got HP Baxxter from Scooter as his bodyguard?
Ffs 😂
It’s hilarious this, over 50 years of age walking about in a gang 🤣🤣
I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Up the Southampton!!!!!!
@@adamyeandle7874
Southampton=Country Bumpkins
He's a fucking helmet. Nice of Dolf Lundgren and Busta Rhymes to make an appearance.
Jaws swinging left and right 😄 🤣 ❄️ 👀
Lol… Bev’s jaw is all over the place! ❄️ …. 🤥🔜😬😳😵💫
'Duster holder'. Oh dear, how classy...
At one end of the Gangster spectrum there was Pablo Escobar and his operation, at the other...............
lol
Do people ACTUALLY pay money to hang out with Dave? 😂😂😂
He pays them to hang around with him
He is funny but MKS me wonder why so many hang around Dave obv Dave likes the camera
Very sad people
He has his firm and his phone all he needs
But didn't sir Dave get named as a grass in court?
'Now the meek shall inherit the erf...when the the strong fkn say so'
Comedy GOLD !! Love it
Me too I couldn't stop laughing for hours and hours Funniest thing ever honestly
As they walk past and you can see them all I can't help but think the only book these lot read at school was fuzz buzz
Slow kids in my school had to read fuzz buzz. Been years since a heard that name
I don't think there that clever to be able to read
Duster holder with the x-factor bahahahahaha!!!! Bunch of Muppets 🤣🤣🤣
They are like a bunch of action men from a new comic book 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine them all in Tesco’s
Yeah, buying a whistle 😂
Bev formally known as bob
Stop it 😂😂😂😂😂
Ha ha ha ha
0:47 her jaw 😂 even the head of security's onit
the guy at the end with no neck lol with his coat hanger still in ffs funny as f@#&
😂😂
It's like something out of a grand theft auto game..Dave Courtney and his clowns. They can't be for real.
I asked Dave for a favour once. I said "ere you are Dave, have a tenner". He accepted with no questions asked. I mean come on, if you offer a fiver to Dave Courtney, of course he'll say no. He's a ten pound kind of man...
If I go to the races I put a fiver on each horse as it’s a special occasion.... I’m unemployed 😂
That bloke at 5.14 without a neck 😂😂😂
When I was 18 back in 98 I found him intimidating, after reading about the Camorra and N'Drangheta I realise what a joke he is. Extremely cringeworty but even worse are the videos where he opens the boot of a car with a load imitation firearms in the back
Oi, I'll have you know Dave personally ran the Mexican cartels out of town and a renegade band of Serbian paramilitary assassins all in the same afternoon.
The Taliban pay him protection money...from Afghanistan.
That's how powerful the man is.
The Pope regularly rings Dave for permission to say certain things, and the Mullahs in Iran won't dare make a proclamation based on Qu'ranic scripture without checking with Dave first.
They call him Capo Del Monte de Tutti Frutti which translates as The Orange Boss Who Likes Men's Bottoms.
@@prophetascending9021 you win
@@prophetascending9021
Ha ha ha ha ha
An oath with dave 😂😂
Daddy Dave Has Got The Clap !
Dear oh dear oh dear 😂
More gold sovereigns than the royal mint!
Never known a hard man carry a knuckle duster!! 😂 says it all
Just like the smartest peeps are those who you find most quiet. The same can be said about the hardest. The less you know about your opponent, the more damage they can do. Do the math. Only e-juts run their mouths!
That bit when they’re all walking together hahaha fucking hell. And how is this guy saying how sexy his mates look? 😂😂😂
This is back in 2016 when five pounds was a lot of money....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏴🏴🏴
@@alangray263 ....Borrow a fiver off Courtney to go to the bar & by the time you've sat down with your pint you owe him £9005
Lmfaoooo
£5 hasn't been "a lot of money " since the war
@@michaelharrison3602 Was that the war at Camden Palace in 1988 when Dave beat up nine Germans on the dancefloor for trying to start a conga?
Does anyone have access to that song in the background? The one with Dave going “Boom, naughty”
At least Gaffer dont need an ENTER RAJ !!!
Lol I actually nearly choked reading that ....proper class mate 😂😂😂
Bring it on Courtney IV come on my own ....I got a disabled card ......no beef abaaat it
What a bunch of prannys and old dogs.
A knuckle duster Bev ? Really ?? 😆🤣
It's like Ricky Gervais wrote a sitcom about gangsters, hilarious !!!
Yeh it's like a spoof but in real life! Would love to see Ricky Gervais do scetch based on these lot, would be hilarious!!
They are all walking like they are walking away from some proper gangsters who’ve just shown up
Walk around the cheltenham festival like that u would all be knocked out within 1 min
🤣🤣🤣 the soft prettyboy cunts at cheltenham would do fuck all
@@tropicalpalmtree with a username like tropical palm tree I think u could be a bit of a arse stabber
The paddy’s would take the piss out of them
@@tropicalpalmtree your thinking of royal ascot!
Bunch of fannies 😂😂😂😂
I can honestly say, I’ve had shits harder than Dave Courtney
Pmsl
Everybody have fun tonight, everybody wang chung tonight.😂
😂😂😂
Shit is the best thing that’s come out of your fingers
"I would not think twice to lift my duster"!
Ooooh matron
🤪🤪🤪🤪
Want to be a clown joins Daves circus ffs
Dave the bin man and his other dustcart friends on their day off
She was the bookmaker on lock stock
All bets are off 😂
Do you know who this bookies belongs to ??🤣
Snatch lol
This as got to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen!🤣 It breaks all records in the cringeworthy field!🤣 go ed big Dave an iz boys💪🤣🙌
Bit like star trek never seen so many klingons, wtf is the matter with these melts 😂
Is it me or does Dave Courtney look like Freddie Krueger?!
Freddie was a real crim though .
5:08 the guy on the right has had his head stamped on that hard he doesn't have a neck anymore .
Bev (it’s not my duster officer)
Officer (it’s got your name i graves in it mate let’s go )
Huh?
Wonder if they have to pay £1.50p subs pw to be in Davies gang haha
Gangster ffs hes a walter mitty
and a GRASS
When I was a kid there was 22 of us. All weekend we smashed the hell out of a football. Somebody always scored
What an absolute Toss Post, Paul Ferris from Glasgow, Would Have Opened Him UP Like a Tin Of Beans.
There best mates
Both a pair of tools.
dave is a top level gangster and the real deal . Go ahead ask him lol.
Dave went to the dogs years ago by the look of him.
Lol
looks like Annie Lennox fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down 😂
I quite like Dave, he’s funny and seems like a good bloke if you look past all the bullshit, the people that hang around him on the other hand are absolute bell ends.
Looks like C&A sold a lot of nylon suits that day in 1987.
Can everyone stop slagging off Bev please…that’s someone’s son for gods sake.
"Here y'are..take a fiver"...and he turned it down..?? Fuckin insane stuff..
Bloody hell sly stallones ex Mrs looks rough
It's actually his ex co-star dolph lundgren
Bev's got lovely knockers. 😇 😍💕
There is one Humpty Dumpty looking dude there lol
This rabble couldn’t fight sleep 😀😀