I watched that video lol. He gave a pretty reasonable explanation about the slow motion shots, however, he’s not self-aware enough to understand when to use it.
Yeah but people like Snyder need to understand that you need other writers to look over your stuff and it is okay to have a second draft for something you started in high school. Directors like Seth Rogan and others have stuff they started in high school that they turn into movies that turned out much better than rebel move.
@@David-rq9en what Snyder doesn't get is the effect his slow motion addiction has on the pacing of his movies one of the best examples of slow motion is in, unsurprisingly, Lord of the Rings. When the Rohirrim are charging the movie slows down, pans around, lets you appreciate the scale of what's happening while the music builds to set the mood... then suddenly the music cuts, the speed returns to normal, all you're left with is the noise and chaos of battle to really grab you at a visceral level. Build tension, release tension. film making 101. With Snyder he tends to do is ass backwards to the detriment of his movies. He tries to build tension, but then he slows the movie to a crawl to show off how pretty the scene is and you loose any emotional impact from what's happening, you are starkly reminded you're watching a movie. And he does this over and over these days, with scene that don't matter at all, and the pacing goes completely down the toilet So yeah, the problem really isn't that Snyder uses slow motion, it's that he abuses slow motion.
Don't forget Martin Scorsese too, then again that's a high standard but still he's also one of few filmmakers who likes to use slow motion but didn't overused it. The Wolf of Wall Street had one slow motion scene in the "Steve Madden scene" and that was perfectly executed
@lenindominguez1986 you literally make no sense from a business perspective. That would mean he would just be paying himself and a few others instead of billions of other people.
This film dared to ask: Can we make farming look epic? The answers is no, but Zack Snyder tried to make it happen. Next he’ll film people eating soup in slow-mo with some lady chanting over it.
The fact that at this point, every single Zack Snyder movies desperately need a director's cut is starting to annoyed me so much. Peter Jackson had a theatrical cut and director's cut for LOTR but he didn't spent most of the marketing talking about the director's cut so desperately as his team made a theatrical cut that's good enough to satisfy a lot of people. Something that Snyder certainly didn't do with the Rebel Moon movies 🤷
You know we can say what we want about how Disney has handled Star Wars in recent years, but after watching these Rebel Moon movies, them denying Snyder into making a Star Wars movie for them was the smartest thing they did.
@gamestation2690 Finn yelling Rey the whole time, seemingly about to confess his feelings. Falls in love immediately with a black woman because ... shared trauma i guess. Rey, the ultimate Mary Sue who barely meditates and unlocks force lightning out of stress. That has shallow pay off later. Thats just the surface level stuff that I can remember off the top of my head, but then there's things that needed another take like when he thought Chewie died. That stomp is hilarious, like he dropped his ice cream cone. Wordlessly falling to his knees would have had twice the impact. And then there's the whole, Rey is gonna be a new leader thing even though she's brash and irresponsible. It's just a mess lol. But the prequels are self aware of how goofy they are, that's the difference to me.
@@chadwhitfield6946 out of 5, 300 is ACTUALLY good, Man of Steel is saved by being an interesting new take on an old story at a time when visuals weren't an old thing, Dawn of the Dead remake is a total piece of unwatchable sh*t, and Watchmen is a borefest that tries to have style but is really just shite in a nice packaging. Aside of 300, if ANY of those were books instead of movies, nobody would get to the 1/3rd before calling it a 3rd.
The lore gets worse: You’re telling me the Motherworld enslaves inter dimensional god-like beings to become hyper space engines but can’t grow their own grain?!
@@tobiaslawrence8928 That’s like if Jar Jar beats up Abeloth and can’t beat up Cassian Andor. I can’t believe Snyder fans defend this and resort to insults.
This is literally the same thing as Ben Affleck asking Michael Bay about the logic of training oil drillers to become astronauts and not the other way around, only to get shot down.
@@Gchildwarrior but you don't understand, they made him make in pg-13. And clearly the problem with these movies is there's not enough sex and gore....
Remember when Netflix cancelled your favourite show? They had to make room for big hollywood director Zack Snyder, and they'll give him as much money as he wants with zero notes.
But they did give him notes. One that I remember was that it had to be taken down to Pg13 from rated R to increase audience views. That’s just one major note he spoke about. Perhaps among other conflicts, they gave too many notes
@@sir_strideNo, good action scenes feel gritty and realistic even when it's fantastical. A kid playing with two bionicles is going to create a crazy "scene" with little internal consistency or weight.
@@sir_stride No 🤦♂, good action scenes require emotional stakes and tension. We need to know what's the goals of all the sides in the fight, how important the goal is to each side (the deeper the better, to a philosophical level is the best) and, how these goals conflict with one another that's emotional stakes. Tension is how you build a scene so that the audience cannot predict which side is going to end up on top. Without these, the scene will feel empty like kids playing with action figures
@@muhammedahmed3291the animated Bionicle movies have better action sequences than Rebel Moon unironically. Those movies went crazy when I was younger lol
Zack Snyder fans are the LAST people to complain about judging movies before they come out. These clowns harass James Gunn daily, and awere judging the new Superman movie before we even had an actor for Superman.
The Snyder fans I knew were also quick to defend the theatrical Justice League telling me we were making too much out of the reshoots and Cavill's mustache but when they realized they could blame Joss Whedon for everything suddenly they sang a whole different tune.
@@mrcritical6751 All because of some bad tweets he made a decade ago, yet if you show the cult the messed up shit Snyder said they will still defend him.
Zack Snyder is a JHS edgelord who, somehow, is given NINE DIGITS to do what he wants for a movie. If you don't know what he wants for Batman in jail, well, it's totally Zack Snyder.
Rebel Moon feels like an 8-10 episode Season edited into 4 hours. I get that Zack wants to make these sprawling epics told over several movies, but I don’t know why he doesn’t just do TV instead. His style of storytelling would work so much better that way. And he’d have to work with other writers and directors to help him.
You know for a director like Snyder, who puts so much emphasis on his cinematography almost like he’s crafting a painting, you’d think he would actually learn how to make his movies watchable.
I really hope Zack just gives up directing (and writing) and only gets hired to be a cinematographer, which he is obviously the most passionate about. He has the George Lucas problem of using his actors as props and not fully fleshed out human beings.
"Bad guys are stealing a small village's food, so some space heroes band together to save the village!" ... so this is the exact plot of Episode 4 of The Mandalorian, only Zack Snyder needs over 5 hours to tell it; gotcha. EDIT: Yes, I know it's also the plot of Seven Samurai and Magnificent Seven. I brought up The Mandalorian because it did this apparently 5+ hour plot IN FORTY MINUTES.
The overexposure of wheat slow motion is the equivalent to that SpongeBob caveman special with the WTF moment of different images flashing back and forth with dramatic music. Only without the reveal of the human barbershop quartet! Lol 💯
Zack Snyder uses slow-mo the same way I used to make the font extra big as well as the spacing between lines to fill the minimum page requirement for papers back in high school.
Quite impressive that despite all the death & destruction in both movies that Snyder & Team were able to make me feel absolutely nothing for the protagonists, that takes real skill from the auteur! The SnyyderCult should always be reminded that even though they think critics have it out for Zack, Audience Scores for the movies he's directed and/or written since 'The Snyder Cut' (RT 93%) are; Army of The Dead (75%), Army of Thieves (69%), Rebel Moon P1 (58%) & P2 (53%). So why haven't the same ppl who rushed to give the Snyder Cut 93% done the same for the rest?!
Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter both took their time to let us know a lot about their characters and arcs so that the final climatic battle would have emotional stakes. Rebel Moon gave us none of that while giving us zero-dimensional characters (calling them one-dimensional would be giving too much credit) and no reason for us to care about them.
Wait...so the premise is a giant, violent superior species picks on this inferior community of farmers and steals their grain, while a rag tag group of protagonists fight back against them? He didn't rip off a bunch of Sci Fi movies, he ripped off A fucking Bug's Life.
I think the most baffling thing is that people still defend this man. There is nothing wrong with a simple dumb action movie but theres a reason why people love transformers 1 and hate transformers 2. You have to have some competency
I don't even mind if they like this drudge, I just can't stand that they treat it as some cinematic brilliance that only their small group can comprehend.
@@doc8013 that's what annoys me the most. "i like this movie' and "this is a good movie" are two entirely different statements. I love Flash Gordon. Not because it's a good movie, but because of how wonderfully terrible it all is. Any criticism you want to level at that movie, go for it, i'll probably agree. It's not an indictment of me when you criticize something i enjoy laughing at. the Snydercult has made their obsession with Snyder such a part of their personality that they take any criticism as a personal attack, because how can something they love also be bad? It just makes them obnoxious because their starting position is completely illogical but they insist your the one who's just 'hating'.
@@petriew2018 yes thank you. A Snyder bro had commented on a review of the first Rebel Moon calling people haters because of how so many people come out of the woodwork to shit on his movies whenever they're released. I had personally countered that Snyder fanboys have spent so much time telling everyone else how awesome he is and whining at anybody that disagrees that they've basically made it impossible to have even lukewarm opinions about him.
I’ve not watched it yet but the way y’all describe it. It makes it sound like the most generic sci-fi film that you would actually find on the sci-fi channel.
So, did anyone noticed the scratched/cracked lens of the camera as they rode on horses to the village? I thought it was the sun but I don’t think it was.
When the villagers were giving the heroes gifts based on they're personalities or whatever at the beginning, I thought I had fallen asleep somehow and missed a whole portion of the movie
Zach Snyder is Golden Coral. Damn. I remember eating there as a kid. They had whole fried fish. Heads still on em. Look like they been under the heat lamp since the 60s.
So in summary Part 1 : Planting the wheat Part 2 : Harvesting the wheat Part 3 : Processing the wheat into flour Part 4 : Transporting the flour Part 5 : Cooking/Making food (using/from flour) Part 6 : Plating of said Food (The Menu rip-off+ slowmo)
"The Zack Snyder of restaurants." - Golden Corral's New Slogan And I can't even compliment his visuals when so many shots are badly focused where it's too blurry when things should be clear.
This is Zack Snyder with free rein. He can’t tell a story to save his life, and his dramatic instincts are horrible. 90% of what you liked about the Snyder cut came from your own brain, from the rich history of the comics, like when you see a perfect pretty face that reminds you of an ex, and attribute positive characteristics to it.
Zach Snyder is the Jerry Jones of Blockbuster Filmmaking: He wears three hats but is only a "hall of famer" at one of those three jobs. I watched Dune Pt.1 & Pt. 2 back-to-back over the weekend. I'll give the same opportunity to Rebel Moon to understand the vision in totality.
Zach Snyder should cut his losses and just be a cinematographer or camera op, sure it pays less but they say lean into your strengths and for Snyder directing has been proven is not his strength
Zack Snyder, on Wired, said that he started writing this story in high school. I totally believe him.
I watched that video lol. He gave a pretty reasonable explanation about the slow motion shots, however, he’s not self-aware enough to understand when to use it.
I said it’s baby’s first N*zi parody and I was RIGHT???
Well Seth Rogen wrote Superbad when he was a teenager and turned out to be a better writer than Snyder lmao
Yeah but people like Snyder need to understand that you need other writers to look over your stuff and it is okay to have a second draft for something you started in high school. Directors like Seth Rogan and others have stuff they started in high school that they turn into movies that turned out much better than rebel move.
@@David-rq9en what Snyder doesn't get is the effect his slow motion addiction has on the pacing of his movies
one of the best examples of slow motion is in, unsurprisingly, Lord of the Rings. When the Rohirrim are charging the movie slows down, pans around, lets you appreciate the scale of what's happening while the music builds to set the mood... then suddenly the music cuts, the speed returns to normal, all you're left with is the noise and chaos of battle to really grab you at a visceral level. Build tension, release tension. film making 101.
With Snyder he tends to do is ass backwards to the detriment of his movies. He tries to build tension, but then he slows the movie to a crawl to show off how pretty the scene is and you loose any emotional impact from what's happening, you are starkly reminded you're watching a movie. And he does this over and over these days, with scene that don't matter at all, and the pacing goes completely down the toilet
So yeah, the problem really isn't that Snyder uses slow motion, it's that he abuses slow motion.
John Woo used less slow motion in his entire filmography than Snyder did in Rebel Moon
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John Woo and Sam Peckinpah combined don't even abuse slow motion like Snyder does.
Don't forget Martin Scorsese too, then again that's a high standard but still he's also one of few filmmakers who likes to use slow motion but didn't overused it. The Wolf of Wall Street had one slow motion scene in the "Steve Madden scene" and that was perfectly executed
also less birds
It amazes me that a movie about a bugs and ants fighting grasshoppers had more emotion and heart put into than this
Zach is his OWN Audience. He makes movies for HIMSELF.
Reminds me of Steven Seagal. He makes movies for himself.
@lenindominguez1986 Just like Snyder.
@lenindominguez1986 you literally make no sense from a business perspective. That would mean he would just be paying himself and a few others instead of billions of other people.
I can't wait for Zack Synder's Farmer's Cut of Rebel Moon: The Grain Harvester. 🧑🏿🌾🌾😏😆
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With *_SIX FULL HOURS_* of slow motion wheat harvesting!!
Bruh
The Grain is Life.
@@jama3335Don’t be pressed because it’s true
This film dared to ask: Can we make farming look epic? The answers is no, but Zack Snyder tried to make it happen. Next he’ll film people eating soup in slow-mo with some lady chanting over it.
He did have a bunch of Nordic women smelling Aquaman’s clothes and singing.
Don’t give him ideas!
I know you're joking, but at this point, I wouldn't put it past him to actually do that in a future movie.
Days of Heaven
But farming is epic because it is absolutely necessary. There is nothing epic about big city living. Nature is epic as hell.
The fact that at this point, every single Zack Snyder movies desperately need a director's cut is starting to annoyed me so much. Peter Jackson had a theatrical cut and director's cut for LOTR but he didn't spent most of the marketing talking about the director's cut so desperately as his team made a theatrical cut that's good enough to satisfy a lot of people. Something that Snyder certainly didn't do with the Rebel Moon movies 🤷
So true. Why would I watch a Director's Cut of a bad movie that had many issues?!
It's like slapping a small bandaid to a large wound
It'll just be a longer version of his shit movies lol
The theatrical cuts of Lord of the Rings ARE the director's cuts. They're his preferred cuts.
And both versions of Peter Jackson's movies are good.
Netflix would only fund Rebel Moon if he gave the pg13 versions of the movie
Relabel Moon is technically the plot of A Bugs Life with Star Wars mixed in 😂
Bugs life was based on 7 samurai, and Star Wars was inspired by samurai movies.
@@joeortiz7734 Akira Kurosawa films to be specific
A Bug's Life ride at Disneyworld is top tier
Yeah, this evil empire trying to conquer this small village just for their crops. That's A Bug's Life in a nutshell.
@@williehampton3855 So basically Seven Samurai.
The long ass scenes of them gathering wheat pissed me off. 😂
that was getting on my nerves
To quote Spaceballs:
*"Prepare to fast forward!"*
It was like a 5 minute scene but it felt like 20
It was a farming music video
I was like why is this even in slowmo
You know we can say what we want about how Disney has handled Star Wars in recent years, but after watching these Rebel Moon movies, them denying Snyder into making a Star Wars movie for them was the smartest thing they did.
Imagine how much worse the sequel trilogy would have been? I can’t quite grasp that
@@nailinthefashion The Prequel Trilogy was hated a lot back in the day.
@@gamestation2690 they still are, even though they're more fun and coherent than the sequels. Oh well
@@nailinthefashion It's not coherant? There is a constant narrative throughout the sequels of "finding ones self/identity."
@gamestation2690 Finn yelling Rey the whole time, seemingly about to confess his feelings. Falls in love immediately with a black woman because ... shared trauma i guess. Rey, the ultimate Mary Sue who barely meditates and unlocks force lightning out of stress. That has shallow pay off later. Thats just the surface level stuff that I can remember off the top of my head, but then there's things that needed another take like when he thought Chewie died. That stomp is hilarious, like he dropped his ice cream cone. Wordlessly falling to his knees would have had twice the impact. And then there's the whole, Rey is gonna be a new leader thing even though she's brash and irresponsible. It's just a mess lol. But the prequels are self aware of how goofy they are, that's the difference to me.
I have been legit waiting on this review like a hawk hovering over a mouse.
Farmers are beating their wheat to this movie. Well done Snyder.
From “300” to zero - the Zack Snyder Story.
He has 4 or 5 good movies. 300, Man of Steel, Dawn of Dead remake, even Watchmen. He needs a partner that's a really good writer.
Good one! I wish I had come up with that one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@chadwhitfield6946 out of 5, 300 is ACTUALLY good, Man of Steel is saved by being an interesting new take on an old story at a time when visuals weren't an old thing, Dawn of the Dead remake is a total piece of unwatchable sh*t, and Watchmen is a borefest that tries to have style but is really just shite in a nice packaging.
Aside of 300, if ANY of those were books instead of movies, nobody would get to the 1/3rd before calling it a 3rd.
@codinghusky5196 Yes, 300 is so bad it's good.
@@greysnake2903nah its just cool as fuck
The lore gets worse: You’re telling me the Motherworld enslaves inter dimensional god-like beings to become hyper space engines but can’t grow their own grain?!
The more you think the more it doesn't make sense. I give star wars this at least they'll explain how that would have happened.
@@tobiaslawrence8928 That’s like if Jar Jar beats up Abeloth and can’t beat up Cassian Andor. I can’t believe Snyder fans defend this and resort to insults.
This is literally the same thing as Ben Affleck asking Michael Bay about the logic of training oil drillers to become astronauts and not the other way around, only to get shot down.
@@michaelstrong5383 And Snyder fans defend this.
it's also an idea he stole from Warhammer 40K.....
don't forget, there is the standard Snyder "Oh, there's a 4 hr extended Cut that is the movie I really wanted..." excuse.
And his fan base telling us we're too stupid to understand his movies and the director's cuts explain everything
"Sir, you had full creative control!"
@@Gchildwarrior but you don't understand, they made him make in pg-13. And clearly the problem with these movies is there's not enough sex and gore....
@@petriew2018tbf theres never enough sex and gore
How has Zack Snyder not been put in “director jail” yet?
What’s that?
He has a cult of brainwashed idiots.
That's for Directors doing bad stuff in real life
@@NOLA0NEYeah I hate when folks apply that to the director of Whiplash and Babylon.
I know right? Especially since I think it was his movies that led to his adopted daughter committing... you know.
In Rebel Moon who control the wheat control the slow motions.
The grain must flow....
Remember when Netflix cancelled your favourite show? They had to make room for big hollywood director Zack Snyder, and they'll give him as much money as he wants with zero notes.
RIP Mind Hunter.
Rip Bone
Still haven't forgiven them for canceling Bone. That could have been an amazing series, but nope. Netflix decided to give us this instead.
RIP Marco Polo
But they did give him notes. One that I remember was that it had to be taken down to Pg13 from rated R to increase audience views. That’s just one major note he spoke about. Perhaps among other conflicts, they gave too many notes
I was watching that grain scene expecting a Hennessey logo to pop up lol
This and Angry Joe’s review have had me in tears! This is hilarious!! 🤣
@lenindominguez1986I couldn’t breathe at all! Angry Joe and Double Toasted are on the same page!🤣🤣🤣
@lenindominguez1986 i would love to see that collaboration. It’s would be the “Marvel Team Up” and media crossover that is needed.😊👊🏾💙
Korey isnt kidding about the wheat shots.
This is borderline pornographic 😂
I'm surprised there wasn't cream of wheat 😂
@@Gchildwarriory’all are tewwwwwww muccchhhhhh
@@nailinthefashion or not enough 😏
@@Gchildwarrioryou nasty 😂😂😂
Throwing the wheat in the air was the money shot. 😂
I don't support this movie that will boost Snyder's ego much further
I do support the entertainment that reviewers gave us reviewing this movie though
Both Double Toasted and Angry Joe roasting this movie is a thing of beauty 🤣🤣🤣
Snyder went from 300 to Budweiser commercials in space
J.J. Abrams: I can make the new Star Wars.
Zack Snyder: Bro, my Star Wars is better and edgier.
Denis Villeneuve: Vraiment? Hold my Caribou!
5:30 That's *ACCURATE.* _"Zack Snyder is the 'Cheesecake Factory' of directors"_ lol! 😆
Are we sure Rebal moon isn’t a spiritual successor to Battlefield Earth?
Dayuum 😂😂😂😂
Battlefield Earth gave us a lot of Dutch angles.
Rebel Moon gave us a lot of slow motion.
"Piece of cake".
I'm still blocking Battlefield Earth out of my mind.
If a de-aged Terl showed up telling everyone how he was born to conquer galaxies this movie would have gotten a solid 10/10 😅
@@klass_1221 I envy you.
The Snyder cult crying watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fight scenes, while stylish, were like a kid playing with action figures
Isn't that literally every action movie ever?
@@sir_strideNo, good action scenes feel gritty and realistic even when it's fantastical. A kid playing with two bionicles is going to create a crazy "scene" with little internal consistency or weight.
@@sir_stride No 🤦♂, good action scenes require emotional stakes and tension. We need to know what's the goals of all the sides in the fight, how important the goal is to each side (the deeper the better, to a philosophical level is the best) and, how these goals conflict with one another that's emotional stakes. Tension is how you build a scene so that the audience cannot predict which side is going to end up on top. Without these, the scene will feel empty like kids playing with action figures
@@sir_stride Zack, is that you?
@@muhammedahmed3291the animated Bionicle movies have better action sequences than Rebel Moon unironically. Those movies went crazy when I was younger lol
Zack Snyder fans are the LAST people to complain about judging movies before they come out. These clowns harass James Gunn daily, and awere judging the new Superman movie before we even had an actor for Superman.
The Snyder fans I knew were also quick to defend the theatrical Justice League telling me we were making too much out of the reshoots and Cavill's mustache but when they realized they could blame Joss Whedon for everything suddenly they sang a whole different tune.
Circus freaks, all of them.
They keep calling Gunn a PDF file
@@mrcritical6751 All because of some bad tweets he made a decade ago, yet if you show the cult the messed up shit Snyder said they will still defend him.
My biggest problem with Rebel Moon is that Zack Snyder cast both Daario Naharis’s and he didn’t even have them actually fight each other. COME ON!
That’s so specific and random lmao I love this
Dude thought he was Christopher Nolan after the Snyder Cut.
Dude's been trying to be Nolan ever since Nolan helped him make Man of Steel
We have Nolan at home
The Nolan at home:
Can you imagine Zack Snyder’s Oppenheimer? Just two whole minuets of the test nuke going off
This are the types of reviews I come for
🤔🫢😂
“The Scargiver”… sounds like a middle school edgy OC.
Zack Snyder is a JHS edgelord who, somehow, is given NINE DIGITS to do what he wants for a movie. If you don't know what he wants for Batman in jail, well, it's totally Zack Snyder.
Zack is just as mature and clever as an edgy 13 year old...
It's Zack Snyder! He does stuff like that all the time. 😂
@@sandroilpelato7153 which explains why his fan are exactly the same as him because he help them fulfill their edgelord fantasy
Looks like Zack never get passed that phase of his life then
Rebel Moon feels like an 8-10 episode Season edited into 4 hours. I get that Zack wants to make these sprawling epics told over several movies, but I don’t know why he doesn’t just do TV instead. His style of storytelling would work so much better that way. And he’d have to work with other writers and directors to help him.
I agree
So you really want 4 hours of slow-mo wheat harvesting? 😂😂
You know for a director like Snyder, who puts so much emphasis on his cinematography almost like he’s crafting a painting, you’d think he would actually learn how to make his movies watchable.
I really hope Zack just gives up directing (and writing) and only gets hired to be a cinematographer, which he is obviously the most passionate about. He has the George Lucas problem of using his actors as props and not fully fleshed out human beings.
@@LeftoverBeefcakeThat’s my exact issue with Anakin in the prequels. Took the clone wars for me to actually like the character.
The slow mo is a trick to extend the running time. Without it both movies would fit into one movie.
I’d be curious to see how much shorter the movies would be if all the slow Mo was sped up to regular speed.
@@rodriguez1025 I think someone should do the math!
Rebel Grain Part 2: The Wheatgiver 🍞🥐🥖
"Bad guys are stealing a small village's food, so some space heroes band together to save the village!"
... so this is the exact plot of Episode 4 of The Mandalorian, only Zack Snyder needs over 5 hours to tell it; gotcha.
EDIT: Yes, I know it's also the plot of Seven Samurai and Magnificent Seven. I brought up The Mandalorian because it did this apparently 5+ hour plot IN FORTY MINUTES.
Akira Kurosawa told the same story in 207 minutes... plus intermission.
It’s literally Seven Samurai. Or Magnificent Seven
@@tajcee I know; I just brought up The Mandalorian to illustrate the point because it wrapped this shit up IN FORTY MINUTES
Fancy seeing you here, Jadow. I didn't know you were a toastie!
Hell Blazing Saddles told this story in less than two hours and still had time for a farting session
Damn that thumbnail foul! 🤣
Why you do Djimon Hounsou like that?
Even worse than his singing 💀
Don't even get me started on his lyrics
It's like that in the movie! It's the shot I reference in the review LOL
The overexposure of wheat slow motion is the equivalent to that SpongeBob caveman special with the WTF moment of different images flashing back and forth with dramatic music. Only without the reveal of the human barbershop quartet! Lol 💯
Zack Snyder uses slow-mo the same way I used to make the font extra big as well as the spacing between lines to fill the minimum page requirement for papers back in high school.
Zack Snyder needs to ask himself, “Why…………do I………..have this………..sicko…………obsession………..with……………………………………………slo-mo?”
Quite impressive that despite all the death & destruction in both movies that Snyder & Team were able to make me feel absolutely nothing for the protagonists, that takes real skill from the auteur! The SnyyderCult should always be reminded that even though they think critics have it out for Zack, Audience Scores for the movies he's directed and/or written since 'The Snyder Cut' (RT 93%) are; Army of The Dead (75%), Army of Thieves (69%), Rebel Moon P1 (58%) & P2 (53%). So why haven't the same ppl who rushed to give the Snyder Cut 93% done the same for the rest?!
i feel the same way. I did not care about these people, at all.
Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter both took their time to let us know a lot about their characters and arcs so that the final climatic battle would have emotional stakes.
Rebel Moon gave us none of that while giving us zero-dimensional characters (calling them one-dimensional would be giving too much credit) and no reason for us to care about them.
@@michaelstrong5383 Couldn't have said it any better! But rest assured that Snyder will not take any of this as a valuable learning opportunity!
because they are dc fans first,
@@AllInTheGame01Snyder gonna Snyder....every damn time 😂😂😂
Wait...so the premise is a giant, violent superior species picks on this inferior community of farmers and steals their grain, while a rag tag group of protagonists fight back against them?
He didn't rip off a bunch of Sci Fi movies, he ripped off A fucking Bug's Life.
Ed Skrein's character *_WISHES_* he was anything like Hopper.
A bugs life ripped off 7 samurai
Zack just seeing his kids watch Bugs Life and pondering “what if I do that…but not fun”
The amount of slo mo shots were utterly ridiculous 🤣🤣
This movie would have worked better as a sequel to Space Balls. Space Balls: Getting this bread.
The wheat scene looks like a damn cereal commercial.
Rebel Moon Part 8: In Search of the Rice Field
Rebel Moon Part 10: Electric Boogaloo!
Rebel Moon Part 9: The Lampshade of No Real Significance
Rebel Moon Part 11: The Quest For More Money
Rebel Moon Part 12: The Imperium Takes Manhattan
Your all forgetting the 29 hour extended cuts of all these movies
I'm normally not a fan of taking things away from people that they enjoy, but at this point WE have to take "slow mo" away from Zack Snyder! 😂
Love the way y'all express y'all selfs 🤣
I think the most baffling thing is that people still defend this man. There is nothing wrong with a simple dumb action movie but theres a reason why people love transformers 1 and hate transformers 2. You have to have some competency
Let's face it, with 8 billion people on planet earth, there's a ton of IQ
I don't even mind if they like this drudge, I just can't stand that they treat it as some cinematic brilliance that only their small group can comprehend.
@@doc8013 Omg if I have one more Snyder bro explain to me how "save Martha" was masterpiece film making
@@doc8013 that's what annoys me the most. "i like this movie' and "this is a good movie" are two entirely different statements.
I love Flash Gordon. Not because it's a good movie, but because of how wonderfully terrible it all is. Any criticism you want to level at that movie, go for it, i'll probably agree. It's not an indictment of me when you criticize something i enjoy laughing at.
the Snydercult has made their obsession with Snyder such a part of their personality that they take any criticism as a personal attack, because how can something they love also be bad? It just makes them obnoxious because their starting position is completely illogical but they insist your the one who's just 'hating'.
@@petriew2018 yes thank you. A Snyder bro had commented on a review of the first Rebel Moon calling people haters because of how so many people come out of the woodwork to shit on his movies whenever they're released. I had personally countered that Snyder fanboys have spent so much time telling everyone else how awesome he is and whining at anybody that disagrees that they've basically made it impossible to have even lukewarm opinions about him.
I think it'll all come together in Rebel Moon 12
Martin’s laugh in this video is so amazing. I just love Martin.
It's a tragedy that Billy wasn't on this one too. His laugh always boosts the content
Experiencing a Zach Snyder script is a great confidence boost for aspiring writers like myself
I would have been pissed if this was a real Star Wars film
I’ve not watched it yet but the way y’all describe it. It makes it sound like the most generic sci-fi film that you would actually find on the sci-fi channel.
😂😂😂 This is the funniest review I've ever heard 😂😂😂
So, did anyone noticed the scratched/cracked lens of the camera as they rode on horses to the village? I thought it was the sun but I don’t think it was.
It's two types of people in this world.
1. Those who are snyder fans
2. Those with functioning brain matter
When the villagers were giving the heroes gifts based on they're personalities or whatever at the beginning, I thought I had fallen asleep somehow and missed a whole portion of the movie
I swear to God Zack Snyder and his obsession with slow motion needs to be studied, its ridiculous.
This empire can supposedly enslave inter dimensional gods to fuel their ships for inter stellar travel yet can’t grow their own wheat…okay Zack
been waiting for this review for days lol
Martin said Exactly what I did in that the robot became a Literal "deus ex machina" 😂😂
Rebel moon 3 will have slow motion bowel movements. From 3 different angles.
They got spaceships but they don't got a combine harvester?
Zach Snyder is Golden Coral. Damn. I remember eating there as a kid. They had whole fried fish. Heads still on em. Look like they been under the heat lamp since the 60s.
So in summary
Part 1 : Planting the wheat
Part 2 : Harvesting the wheat
Part 3 : Processing the wheat into flour
Part 4 : Transporting the flour
Part 5 : Cooking/Making food (using/from flour)
Part 6 : Plating of said Food (The Menu rip-off+ slowmo)
Part 7: making a sandwich
There's nothing quite like a Martin Thomas laugh.
You master intergalactic space travel and reviving the dead, but you need wheat and can't grow, manufacture, and tend wheat!!!???
In Dead Space, the USG Ishimura had a hydroponics section with fresh vegetation all over the place.
The former British prime minister theresa may said she used to run thru fields of wheat as a youth. She must have loved this film
27:07 The tiny bridge made me laugh so hard
I wish he'd go back to his "army" movies. Army of the dead and Army of thieves were great, I was invested in those stories.
LOL. "WE WANT THAT WHEAT RIGHT THERE."
Next Zack Snyder movie will show slow motion eating
Thank god they never restored the snyderverse
"The Zack Snyder of restaurants." - Golden Corral's New Slogan
And I can't even compliment his visuals when so many shots are badly focused where it's too blurry when things should be clear.
18:41 LOL "That's Zack Snyder Lookin' at that Wheat!!!""
“Yeaaa thats some hot ass wheat”😂😂
At this point, Rebel Moon might as well be B roll footage for some Warhammer 40k topic channel.
this is one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a while 😂
This is Zack Snyder with free rein. He can’t tell a story to save his life, and his dramatic instincts are horrible. 90% of what you liked about the Snyder cut came from your own brain, from the rich history of the comics, like when you see a perfect pretty face that reminds you of an ex, and attribute positive characteristics to it.
It’s funny that you guys mentioned Golden Corral because that’s where I work at in Bentonville, Arkansas, as a Cashier! LOL! ☺️
Excuse me, sorry, I meant, Rogers.
Bro, I LOST it at the coal powered space ship, like bitch what? 😭
Was waiting on this review 😂
What are the lazers shooting at, it's like they just put them in the background for looks and zero targets
I was in awe by how ridiculous this movie was. Snyder has hit a new level of medicority.
I guess "artisanal organic wheat" is a thing in the future, lol
Haha, he said that robot was running on CP3-0 Time, on some "I'll get there when I get there!" type shit
XD
Snyder's best work is when he's not writing the stories
I've been waiting for this review.
Rebel Moon: Make farming great again
Zach Snyder is the Jerry Jones of Blockbuster Filmmaking: He wears three hats but is only a "hall of famer" at one of those three jobs. I watched Dune Pt.1 & Pt. 2 back-to-back over the weekend. I'll give the same opportunity to Rebel Moon to understand the vision in totality.
"maybe its really a lot of fun!" 😂😂
Dollar Store Slo- Mo Terrence Malick over here with the wheat...
Zach Snyder should cut his losses and just be a cinematographer or camera op, sure it pays less but they say lean into your strengths and for Snyder directing has been proven is not his strength
The color and the slow mo in the wheat scene reminds me of Terence Malick's Days of Heaven
He likes to do slow mo because it increases the runtime for his movies
the directors cuts are coming for part 1 and 2 this summer..
but i saw both parts and enjoyed them both..
I bet
I'm eagerly waiting for Korey to say "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..." for the Deadpool & Wolvie Trailer 🤣😂