Playing with Fire - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

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    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Suggestions for future Reviews:
      The Mummy Returns (2001)
      The Belko Experiment (2016),
      City Of Ember (2008),
      Circle (2015),
      Power Rangers (2017),
      Jonah: A Veggietales Movie (2002),
      Weekend At Bernie's 2 (1993),
      Superman 3 (1983),
      Old Vs. New of Watership Down (1978 Vs. 2018),
      Episode Vlog of Amphibia (2019).

    • @air03man
      @air03man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John cena film on nostalgia critic yay!

    • @mathgodoflife280
      @mathgodoflife280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No homework
      Only watch Nostalgia critic

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Review The Simpsons Movie.

    • @JSPokemonYT
      @JSPokemonYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please review Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010).

  • @Spazzboy911
    @Spazzboy911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    replying to his "You Californians are oddly calm"
    Dude, the sky is orange. the air is sepia tone. it's snowing ash. i don't know if the sun still exists. it's felt like 7pm all day. no one cares.

    • @greyblueme9711
      @greyblueme9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True v-v

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Look out for vampire surfers! The lack of sunlight attracts them.

    • @sarmeister1699
      @sarmeister1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@areyousureyouenteredyourna85 Like, ready to give blood bruh?

    • @Gbeat-
      @Gbeat- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wild Fires and Earthquakes are just seasonal occurrences for us, it’s taught us to be calm lol

    • @darkalicornkingdoom3572
      @darkalicornkingdoom3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you don't think is odd to be surrounded for fire so often that you no longer care

  • @JackalopeBunny
    @JackalopeBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    The youngest looks old enough to not be wearing diapers. I'm sorry, but that's some lazy parenting.

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      THANK YOU!! That's exactly what I was thinking. She looks freaken 7

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Jackalope more like lazy writing

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@alibrennan5977 yup that also.

    • @thegreyjedi2372
      @thegreyjedi2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jackalope to be fair, their parents are dead before the events of the film. She may not have been potty trained.

    • @JackalopeBunny
      @JackalopeBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@thegreyjedi2372 So is the oldest one the sister correct? The one that looks old enough to take care of herself and siblings. I helped my nephews to potty train. I think she would you know help with that?

  • @shinrailp1416
    @shinrailp1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    You know, he said it himself, a lot of movies have these diaper changing scenes but......these are usually with actual babies. Having this kind of scene with an around 4 year old.....is just plain CREEPY.

    • @primesuspect8567
      @primesuspect8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I'm still fucking appalled by that

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      GOOD POINT

    • @Heisbig
      @Heisbig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      yeah, why is she not potty trained?

    • @rewriter3981
      @rewriter3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Can’t they just only show the back of the adult and have the parent change the diaper 👍 depends if the parent can act or they could just voice over the parent with the actual actor

    • @Slayer-88
      @Slayer-88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@primesuspect8567 im ur 30th like m8

  • @moonlitmortician6694
    @moonlitmortician6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "Stop making me forget you're funny." Every one of Adam Sandler's studio notes.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For me it's: "Stop reminding me why I hate you."

    • @grantarmstrong9648
      @grantarmstrong9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tristanhartup4936 Oh no that's Rob Schneider's notes.

    • @leonmorte7241
      @leonmorte7241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see these comments all the time. Newsflash: Sandler's comedy hasn't changed since he began, it's literally the same type of stuff he's always done, you just grew out of it. Personally, I've enjoyed every new movie he's made (that I've watched) just as much as Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison, wich is to say they're good for 1 or 2 viewings, but after that it gets old kinda fast. Only 50 first fates and Waterboy have skirted that trend for me.

    • @Plasmabolt64
      @Plasmabolt64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      freddie lewis oof

    • @gabriellaschmitt4487
      @gabriellaschmitt4487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      freddie lewis It’s 50 first dates and Big daddy for me. But yeah I think ur right. I’ve never liked ANYones movies where the funny main role has them playing a stupid person, so I never cared much for waterboy (I just like(d) the actress who plays his gf lol).
      Just like so many people say how Kevin James was only funny in king of queens it’s like 🤨 well, he’s the exact same guy as he was in that, he just hasn’t been in anything that had WRITERS as good as those in KoQ 🤷🏻‍♀️ the writers r pretty damn important when it comes to a comedic movie being funny, once u know the actors have already proven they r capable of comedic timing _with the right material_

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Rob forced you to do this after his suffering at Brad's hands didn't he?

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      He is a mean brother +Tadicuslegion78

    • @King-ff5dt
      @King-ff5dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ChannelAwesome i hope you survive this i wil pray

    • @McMalarky
      @McMalarky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ChannelAwesome when will you look at the Thomas and friends: the adventure begins

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChannelAwesome So, in more ways than you'd realize, he's the Mario to your Luigi?

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Channel Awesome so, so, very, very sad, dad.

  • @rogue7723
    @rogue7723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Honestly, which is scarier: Something that _tries_ to be _scary and disturbing_ and _succeeds_ in being scary and disturbing _or_ something that tries to be _cute and heartwarming_ but _fails_ and instead winds up being _scary and disturbing?_

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I believe the answer is....yes

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GBmovieluv Thanks, lol :)

    • @Christopherbellfan203
      @Christopherbellfan203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Both of them are equally scary

    • @penguinman2233
      @penguinman2233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The ladder. At least I can expect the former to be Scary.

    • @scotttrail522
      @scotttrail522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rogue The. . . uh. . . latter?

  • @williamturner875
    @williamturner875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Wait so this film was written by a writer who wanted revenge against a greedy producer? Now a lot of other movies make sense now.

  • @rebornkusabi7264
    @rebornkusabi7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "Stop making me forget you're funny!"
    That's been Keegan Michael-Key's whole career post- Key and Peele. Dude is legitimately, phenomenally hilarious and he has coasted on that... by doing shit like this. I'm not asking him to do what Jordan Peele did or more serious work overall, I'm just saying... be more choosy with your scripts man lol

    • @MrGBH
      @MrGBH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was alright on Whose Line, but even then it felt like he was trying too hard, which is understandable.

    • @ghostface-x5e
      @ghostface-x5e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      remember madtv :)

    • @Haterator
      @Haterator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It feels like he's desperately trying to catch up to Peele's success.

    • @Cell287
      @Cell287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They both were in toy story 4. They were fine there, I think Key is better suited to voice acting

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reborn Kusabi While not especially funny, I really liked him in The Predator and Halo: Hunt The Truth.

  • @MisterDayDream
    @MisterDayDream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    This movie feels like it was written in 2016, back when My Little Pony and John Cena memes were at their prime.

    • @TravJam317
      @TravJam317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That's hardly a reach. It's common for it to take years for scripts to get greenlit, movies to be shot, edited, released.

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It would seem thirty years older, 1986, had this been the "Megan, Molly, and Danny" version ("Marvel/Sunbow/Claster/Hasbro" version)(I saw it,too. actually, I enjoy this/..)

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not gonna lie. I was honestly shocked to find this came out in 2019. It's shot like it's from 1995 with the abysmal colour palate and bland camera work. Actually, fuck no. The fucking Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Movie is shot better than this. Batman 66 was shot better than this.

    • @blakeadamson1576
      @blakeadamson1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It probably was, then got sent into development purgatory (a subsidiary of development hell) before finally getting off the ground.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd say this was shot in 2016 and sat on the shelf for three years until they ultimately said "Eh, whatever, let's hope this makes a quick buck whilst we still have it."

  • @Thunderlips-60602
    @Thunderlips-60602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    This movie is so uncanny. It’s like an alien trying to pretend to be human and almost pulling it of.

  • @kaneaquino8295
    @kaneaquino8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Funny how the movie tried to promote My Little Pony when the show was practically going to end in a few weeks

    • @akaneonfox
      @akaneonfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Took the words right out of my mouth.

    • @dannewnam2701
      @dannewnam2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has ended, a month before this movie existed. In Fact, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is on Discovery Family as part of Discovery Communications.

    • @ama-ri_vox
      @ama-ri_vox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dannewnam2701 you didn't need to mention that last part we all know that

    • @KEBJD
      @KEBJD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well, if you count pony life
      jk nobody does

    • @jackday2966
      @jackday2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That further proves the overarching idea of how outdated this movie is

  • @calebdekeyser7496
    @calebdekeyser7496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    The silent guy played Michael Myers and Sabretooth and yet the scariest thing he did was sing about My Little Pony

    • @tt4ever305
      @tt4ever305 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His singing voice was actually provided by Britain's Got Talent winner Paul Potts

    • @papabearlives9995
      @papabearlives9995 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He handled more sharp objects in this movie then in Halloween

    • @Amber417
      @Amber417 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s what I was thinking 😂

  • @AeroRanger100
    @AeroRanger100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    TV: *shows pilot episode of MLP:FiM*
    Leguizamo: *describes an entirely different episode that came out years later.*

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Gotta love movies using recycled material from more successful franchises and being incredibly inaccurate towards what is actually being seen within the TV screen.

    • @ok_uh_eli_i_guess376
      @ok_uh_eli_i_guess376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fucking bronies. REEEEEEEE

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I'm just surprised as hell he was describing the plot of an actual episode instead of making something up. Also, was that the theme from the original series? Because I'm pretty sure it wasn't from FiM.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ccggenius Nah that was the extended theme that was NEVER aired in the actual show. Like he'd have to actually google the extended theme to know these lyrics

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I also believe there's a scene where they have the theme song playing over random clips of the show. I'll be honest, I did like the pony art during the credits.

  • @AbraCadaveric
    @AbraCadaveric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    When he starts singing the Pony theme song - he sings the extended version. That is not used any time in the show. So if he only just watched the show, there’s no way he would know those lyrics.

    • @shadowtech9158
      @shadowtech9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      So that means a(he did way more reserch than he needed to. B(he knows that information. C(someone on set knew the info. Either way if it was anyone other than that little girl that gave him the lyrics someone is a secret my little pony fan.

    • @AbraCadaveric
      @AbraCadaveric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Shadow Tech My guess is the writers just did a search for the theme song lyrics and the extended version was the first one that popped up and they didn’t do anymore research beyond that, just going with it

    • @mjangelvortex
      @mjangelvortex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought that was the 80s version of the opening. It kind of reminded me of it t least.

    • @LanceCorporalHawk30
      @LanceCorporalHawk30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It was the original 80’s version of the theme song, I believe. Each gen had its own version

    • @alannisalarcon7648
      @alannisalarcon7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brohoof!

  • @DoMMy627
    @DoMMy627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The actress who plays the youngest child was also in Haunting of Hill House to which she was amazing. I’m pretty sure that the script gave her only crap to work with

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I feel like whoever wrote and directed this movie just _despises_ kids.

    • @Sunnylucy
      @Sunnylucy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Her script was literally just "scream scream jibberish scream"

    • @thedoctor5777
      @thedoctor5777 ปีที่แล้ว

      That could also be said for Every actor in this movie

    • @H.E.M.95
      @H.E.M.95 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah that’s not her, that actress was in Megan. but the older sister is in X-men. And the boy is in sweet tooth, that’s pretty cool

    • @robricloc5663
      @robricloc5663 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like she could be the next Julianne Moore after all

  • @ryandowney8743
    @ryandowney8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I want to see a dark parody of this trope where the musclebound guy tries to take care of the kids, but because of the dangerous situation they still die.

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Plot twist: The youngest of the siblings uses her mind power to make everyone in the house believe they're living in a family comedy setting.
      Although Twilight Zone already did that, twice.

    • @hyrulianwarlord1973
      @hyrulianwarlord1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What if the children plot to kill him and slowly psychologically torture the poor guy.

  • @lovelydarkness2010
    @lovelydarkness2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "Paint it pink" Gender reveal parties getting out of hand.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Even funnier being last years californian wildfire was actually CAUSED by a gender reveal party

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexis474 yes

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol what?

  • @RocaDeearCenjar
    @RocaDeearCenjar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Jesus Christ not even Doug can make this movie not hurt.

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree but I still had a great laugh over this review

    • @SimpleandPain
      @SimpleandPain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same...I just F-ing HATE this movie...and the kids and that teen (I don't care about them) are just spawns of evil and even that one kid in the thumbnail looks like a demon--which rightfully shows how she acts. [I just hate this movie to its core]
      [I'm done with my venting]
      - Anybody else want to digitally vent here?

  • @ThisAdamGuy
    @ThisAdamGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I actually laughed when that kid tried to hug Cena and ran into the car...is that bad?

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah, early in the review I was thinking "hey, this movie actually seems to have a interesting sense of humor." Then the main kids showed up and everything went downhill.

    • @Cactus-Imp
      @Cactus-Imp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It was pretty funny. Which is how humor is supposed to work. It comes outta nowhere. Too bad most comedies don't get this

    • @Nizama7
      @Nizama7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nope, it was funny to me too. The fact that I don't like kids or animals helps.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So did I; accidental child injury is always funny

    • @hulkfan97
      @hulkfan97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blaisetelfer8499 i agree lol.

  • @Next0gen0
    @Next0gen0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Trying to capture Pop-culture references of Friendship is Magic...after the show ended.
    Good timing writer's.

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shame. But its pop-culture if its popular and well. Show over or not. Still popular.
      The way I see most random youtubers sneaking in things. Mlp jokes are gonna be a norm ironicly or as homeage.

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Demiclea whats going on about children? What? You do realise we have dome mamy fundraiser FOR children yeah? Cancer, suicide attempt hospital costs from bullying, etc?
      As of 2018 we raised $1 million across all charites. We are the *first* and I think still only fandom to have a US tax deductible charity. 2019 BronyCon also made its largest fundraiser of $100k across 4 days for new type of cancer research.
      Also we even managed to get some ponies (Celestia and Luna, praise the goddesses) etched onto electronic hardwarw that was sent to the ISS. Neat huh?

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Demiclea i mean. The fandom started out as a 4chan shitposting group. I should know, i was there for the memes. Still am. Curious on this dark beginning.

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Demiclea i mean thats part of every community if they get big enough. I dont see how you would ever hold that as either a grude or a "fandom origins". I also recall hearing the fandom going on witch hunts around that period too, outing a few people.
      But I hear shit like that from every walks of life. A mlp show staffer was hit with jail for owning illegal photos.
      Heard a very high profile anime creator hit with owning illegal photos.
      Its a humanity problem, not a singular group problem. Usually.
      But yeah I thought you were refering to some proto origin of the fandom as some -dark mass in a chat that took form- no wait that was just 4chan. Cant get worse then that. 🤣
      But otherwise, the maturing of the fandom had lots of the obnoxious agressive shitposters leave. Made us much more quite publicly, and lots see that as a dying fandom. Though i see much to the contrary.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea, now we're stuck with Pony Life and comics
      Friendship Is Magic was awesome

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The little girl in this movie needs a horror spinoff called “KILL IT WITH FIRE!” 🔥🔥🔥

  • @MizantropMan
    @MizantropMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I thought that booming laughter was the joke.
    Then he started singing.
    And spinning.
    And it just went on and on and on.
    In words of Eddie; "That's disturbing."

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You sure that's not Double-D?

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@98953812 The one with the hat wasn't "Eddie"? It has two Ds.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MizantropMan Eddy is the short one. Double-D, or Edd, is the one that says "That's disturbing"

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Understatement

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We should assume that in the time between the 3rd act resolving and the epilogue stuff with the wedding (I'm giving this movie the benefit of the doubt and assuming it's been weeks if not months since then) he went to therapy. I think it's safe to assume he broke and became a potential danger to himself and those around him.

  • @PichuLondonSports
    @PichuLondonSports 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    My Little Pony: Your Soul is Mine

    • @FirestoneX
      @FirestoneX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pretty much true for lots of us around 2012

    • @truedashfan
      @truedashfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@FirestoneX yes its so true mlp has my soul

    • @yugoxgc
      @yugoxgc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sticks the Chespin. Now I know why I love that scene

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Ace Attorney series already took my soul. Turnabout Storm swooped in to have MLP play tug of war with AA using my soul and my life has been better ever since.

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FirestoneX thats my secret. I never owned a soul. Just an all engulfing void that consumes frie-
      Chrysilis, Im actually Chrysilis.

  • @DoubleXStudios
    @DoubleXStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Don’t worry, John Cena. Every actor has a bad movie they want to forget they starred in. Remember when The Rock was in The Tooth Fairy?
    Exactly. You’ll get ‘em next time.

    • @captainvader921
      @captainvader921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I keep forgetting that was an actual thing. When is Judgment Day?

    • @damienjeralds2301
      @damienjeralds2301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He was fantastic in Bumblebee, I have no doubt he'll get more good roles.

    • @INoahGuy1
      @INoahGuy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@damienjeralds2301 don’t forget Blockers

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@captainvader921 Not for a long time, I'm afraid.

    • @miguelcastillo3723
      @miguelcastillo3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually enjoyed tooth fairy
      Remember when the rock just went in and sprayed dust on every one causing them to forget things just because he didn't want to get the tooth by shrinking down

  • @gavichealsomething2169
    @gavichealsomething2169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    This movie was released in 2019, right?
    And John Cena was in Bumblebee, and this movie features ponies
    Hasbro, don't make this canon to either franchise

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe this movie was a Tourcher
      On his or her kids.
      Also power rangers beast morphers was better then mlp

    • @MrGBH
      @MrGBH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Considering where MLP is going (And where Transformers has been), I don't think Hasbro have enough integrity not to.

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrGBH Power rangers beast morphers was more suttle then mlp.
      I liks to see that happend, power rangers beast morphers vs mlp.

    • @EvilScrooge
      @EvilScrooge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They shilled an Ad like this after they killed off the show? I guess that's how desperate they are to get rid of all of this G4 merch now

    • @joeywomer
      @joeywomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's a 4-5 part IDW Comic series that combines My Little Pony with Transformers.

  • @TheSonOfTheDragon
    @TheSonOfTheDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Tyler Mane singing the My Little Pony theme is probably the scariest thing he's done, which is saying something since he's played characters like Sabretooth and Michael Myers.

    • @Maniac536
      @Maniac536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I recommend How to Make a Monster (2000)

    • @TheDragonman104
      @TheDragonman104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You know what’s ironic, Liev Schreiber, who also played as Sabretooth, did the voice for the Storm King from My Little Pony the movie.

    • @josemolivera
      @josemolivera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yarp

    • @TheSonOfTheDragon
      @TheSonOfTheDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Maniac536 Well now all I can think of is that cyborg zombie demon singing the song.

    • @TheSonOfTheDragon
      @TheSonOfTheDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheDragonman104 Seems Sabretooth is now cursed to have a vague connection to My Little Pony.

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    This movie was so bad even the review was painful to sit through, but the skit at the beginning was hilarious!

    • @Tibbykibby
      @Tibbykibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A bit after this movie came out one of the theaters in my town was showing it for free for a day and even then no one showed up lol

    • @Outward777
      @Outward777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its obviously supposed to be a kids movie. But it fucking sucks

    • @qwertycrusader2740
      @qwertycrusader2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I liked the movie, just the credits.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@qwertycrusader2740 I only like the black screen at the end.

    • @dfretr0315
      @dfretr0315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 I mean it’s a pretty good black screen

  • @G0LD0GG09
    @G0LD0GG09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Isn’t this the film thats robs #1 most hated film of 2019?
    ...please tell me there’s a first viewing of this.

    • @repapeti98
      @repapeti98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn I wish they recorded it.

    • @CommanderZx2
      @CommanderZx2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brad and Rob talked about the movie in a midnight screening episode.

    • @DaveMan1K
      @DaveMan1K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1st Viewing usually comes out a few days after the review.

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaveMan1K yep

    • @velocityrapture7047
      @velocityrapture7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if they've seen The Fanatic? That's probably the worst film of 2019 of at least it's up there

  • @seabear3100
    @seabear3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Nostalgia Critic: "Who made these beds?"
    Me: IKEA

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Between Sabertooth singing and Wolverine doing musical movies; we need a broadway musical play just between both of them.

  • @KingExalted
    @KingExalted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Never thought I'd see Zangeif as a Firefighter singing My Little Pony

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Now, THERE'S a weird sentence. XD

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Honestly with the cheerful personality Zangief has in the more recent Street Fighter titles, ....I could see it.

    • @zigslotheon
      @zigslotheon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thanks to the Analysts, I even know it’s not even the right song. He’s singing the Gen 1-2 theme not the G4 theme. This really was made for the original 80s version not the modern 2010s edition.

    • @beastboyrules52xd98
      @beastboyrules52xd98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually that was Paul Potts doing the singing voice for Tyler Mane

    • @luisumana1238
      @luisumana1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyler Mane finally snapped!

  • @fotzegamingandmedia1840
    @fotzegamingandmedia1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Again, the intro portrays a movie I would love to see: A disgruntled scriptwriter who had his ideas stolen screwing over the studio producer by sabotaging their movies

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And then he goes full Jack Nicholson and tries to murder the studio producer

    • @fotzegamingandmedia1840
      @fotzegamingandmedia1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@andrewlance3898 sounds like the setup to a great dark comedy

    • @alannisalarcon7648
      @alannisalarcon7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shhhhs, some greedy producer can steal that idea too.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You just described Big Fat Liar.

    • @fotzegamingandmedia1840
      @fotzegamingandmedia1840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KeybladeMasterAndy A movie that ISN'T a shitty kids film

  • @pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325
    @pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Fun fact - when Axe sings the “my little pony” theme in an operatic style, that’s actually Paul Potts from Britain’s Got Talent fame. Strange cameo!

  • @thisdorkshere
    @thisdorkshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I like the “F*CKING BUBBLES!” Reference from commercial videos

    • @SuperGoker64
      @SuperGoker64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gotta love those old running gags Big Lipped Alligator Moment elephant Chuck Norris

    • @thisdorkshere
      @thisdorkshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At this point the bubbles gag has attained a life of its own. It simply exists in the Critic's house, waiting to be summoned.

    • @DarkCreaks
      @DarkCreaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FUCKING BUBBLES!!!

  • @greyworld6242
    @greyworld6242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    This feels a little like the Bernie Mac show but the actors aren’t even trying.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It looks like nobody wanted to make this movie.

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chasehedges6775 I wouldn't be 1% surprised if that was the actual case

    • @cam62cam811
      @cam62cam811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoa whoa WHOA !

    • @kylewilliams8028
      @kylewilliams8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey now, the first 3 seasons of The Bernie Mac Show was legit good. Don't even compare it to this demon worshipping garbage

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylewilliams8028 Wyoming really likes the first 2 seasons of that show,

  • @00ammy00
    @00ammy00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    That Chuckie laugh playing over the demonic girl firing the nail gun fit way too well

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was perfect........

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This movie doesn’t have a review on Rotten Tomatoes (It’s At 22%!), so I’ll make it myself: “Playing With Fire extinguishes it’s talented cast’s comedic fire and add up to a smoldering disaster of a kids movie.”

  • @kingpinpasta2934
    @kingpinpasta2934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    This movie was so bad that Chris Stuckmann couldn’t give a grade

    • @zachsutton9866
      @zachsutton9866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Still waiting on the Hilariocity for it

    • @thiagoteixeira6537
      @thiagoteixeira6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahaha I forgot about that

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He has a grade scale from A+ to F- and he couldn't rate it? Wow, just wow.

    • @fc43
      @fc43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that’s the same guy who said this about the emoji movie: and it *SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!*

    • @swansonstudios96
      @swansonstudios96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zach Sutton Yeah. This review is he’s own Hilariocity. After watching Stuckmann’s I declared it a so bad it’s hilarious. Mainly because the title has nothing to do with the story and that to me weirdly makes it hilarious. I’ll just put it one and laugh at all the failures it accomplished.

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Is that little girl the daughter of someone in the crew? How the hell did she land that role?! Yeah, she's young, but almost any kid can do a better job. Check out kids in school plays for heaven's sake!

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She might have been better if her part wasn't just screaming and crying.

    • @shadowknight1121
      @shadowknight1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aidanredding8058 exactly.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One word: Nepotism

  • @antoniosalieri1048
    @antoniosalieri1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    There's a critic reviewing a movie with John Cena and My Little Pony... AND HIS NAME IS NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!!

    • @SpiderandMosquito
      @SpiderandMosquito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please this is a bad 90s movie that was made 30 years too late. It fits

    • @dylanallard6365
      @dylanallard6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speaking of weird John Cena films, he should review Ferdinand 2017. The film was good it just had some odd stuff in it.

    • @briansivley2001
      @briansivley2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has reviewed recent movies and cartoons.

    • @DedricSilva
      @DedricSilva 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Critic killed the meme when he was about to say his name.

  • @TarossBlackburn
    @TarossBlackburn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    John Cena DOES look like a more muscular Ernest.

    • @lworthy2518
      @lworthy2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the "dad hair" that he grew for the role. Definitely the "dad hair".

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that was him playing Sandman. XD

    • @alchemystudiosink1894
      @alchemystudiosink1894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was like just 2 seconds before doug was like "Is it just me.." I was like, hey he could do a new earnest movie. So yeah, not just doug

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ernest if he was a MCU antihero.

    • @happyplace8452
      @happyplace8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t see it...

  • @sofiadragon6520
    @sofiadragon6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "We got enough mugs!"
    Jesus Christ on a bike... I had to pause the video I almost fell over laughing.

  • @diamondplaysgames
    @diamondplaysgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    They really hit the mark how Hollywood is doing nowadays.

    • @dastemplar9681
      @dastemplar9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That and how they’re promoting sexualized 11 year olds on a movie about twerking.

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DasTemplar 96 less Harvey Weinsteins more Tom Hanks.

    • @newbienoobframebyframe4108
      @newbienoobframebyframe4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Doing" more like "dieing"

    • @iamgehlbach
      @iamgehlbach 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DasTemplar 96 if you actually looked up that movie and read what the synopsis is you can educate yourself that the movie has nothing to do with twerking it was a terrible poster made by a marketing team. Also that movie isn’t even American it’s French.

    • @dastemplar9681
      @dastemplar9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gillbawk Lol okay, a. It still is about the sexualization of minor girls, and b. Hollywood is still promoting it. Like, can we take a moment to understand that such a movie shouldn’t be promoted when the biggest sex-trafficking ring of kids in our nation is being uncovered and Hollywood has its hands deep in it as we speak? It’s like promoting that Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg 9/11 trailer RIGHT AFTER 9/11, except some of Hollywood’s elite actually have a part in it.

  • @redhood982
    @redhood982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    *Movies about tough guys taking care of kids*
    WWE Superstars: I have been summoned!

    • @rizkiananda1321
      @rizkiananda1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      does logan technically fall into that category?

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know who would do this....THE FEIND let me in

    • @j.d.t.5761
      @j.d.t.5761 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its ironic because most WWE stars are parents with children already.

  • @JoelKellenProductions
    @JoelKellenProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Between Tyler Mane and Judy Greer, this is the most bizarre Halloween sequel I've ever seen.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    It's basically a rule with every Wrestler turn Actor to be in a crappy kids film , it's happened with the rock , Hulk Hogan , Dave Bautista , and now John Cena.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Game Plan was OK.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gotta pay the bills somehow XD

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @The Eyes Of A True Demon That movie was awesome. Also, The Scorpion King was amazing.

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @The Eyes Of A True Demon Then there was The Tooth Fairy

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luckily The Rick got out of the annoying kids movie phase and mainly does adult action movies and family action movies

  • @SuperDaiyo
    @SuperDaiyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    the little girl is more scary than axe man..

    • @troopcaptain
      @troopcaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither of them are scarier then you, Mr. Popo.

    • @UndeadGhostGirl
      @UndeadGhostGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BallisticBucket Attempted murder is hilarious!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really gotta question how the hell her sister was keeping her in check whilst looking after her

    • @kurtcobain279489
      @kurtcobain279489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's saying something considering the Axe Man is Michael Fuckin Myers!

  • @JohnSmithIlIlIlIl
    @JohnSmithIlIlIlIl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    15:05 THAT My Little Pony generation was MASSIVELY POPULAR! Lauren Faust, who also made Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, is an amazing Kids' Show writer!

  • @ult_mpx
    @ult_mpx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "Playing with Fire" - A movie so bad, it made John Cena visible

    • @abbyr8766
      @abbyr8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @mariobeaupre1626
      @mariobeaupre1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a song that I really like that's called "Play with fire" and now I can't think about it without thinking of this movie...
      Fuck everyone who produced, directed and green lit this piece of flaming shit

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god, I CAN SEE HIM!

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A movie so bad, he's been trying to hide from it since before he made it.

    • @mikienowhoosebad1438
      @mikienowhoosebad1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was really nice and funny.

  • @huerfanoproducciones
    @huerfanoproducciones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    14:59 Secrets and Pies S07E23

    • @huerfanoproducciones
      @huerfanoproducciones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      29:28 Rusev

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just get Power rangers beast morphers

    • @timothyfinch7295
      @timothyfinch7295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Even though they're clearly using footage from the pilot

    • @elanerd4080
      @elanerd4080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How the fu -

    • @edgarsandoval6990
      @edgarsandoval6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ponte a hacer vídeos John.

  • @jrrollins84
    @jrrollins84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you Doug. I'm one of the survivors of Hurricane Laura. It was very rough time for me, my family, and especially the people of my city of Lake Charles. Me and my family was some of the few lucky ones, who's house made it with only little damage, but seeing my neighbors homes ether badly damaged or some completely gone, brakes my heart. But, see people like you and others around the nation doing their best to help us in our time of need, really gives me great joy and graduated. Thank you again & God bless, both you & those who really need it now.

  • @kornyeabroth4683
    @kornyeabroth4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    This is like if Despicable Me was made by the creators of Jack & Jill

  • @abelmantor7557
    @abelmantor7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    This is one of the most annoying , bland , unfunny , awkward movies i've ever seen like what the actual hell?!

    • @Soul-Hook
      @Soul-Hook 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlameOnTheBeat Amen!

    • @Soul-Hook
      @Soul-Hook 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlameOnTheBeat Yeah. They couldn't even get the intro to mlp: fim correct.

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really want to watch an Adam Sandler movie now.

  • @freya951
    @freya951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    24:45 Made even creepier by the fact that Tyler Mane also played Michael Meyers in the Halloween Remake. Holy Cow! That was probably the joke they were going for with the stupid "You can make sound" comment. Given how the critic thought the Wolverine comment was legitimately funny it's a shame they didn't use the actor better.

  • @boxertaco5876
    @boxertaco5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    As someone who lives in California and at the time when this came out we have a huge fire because a gender reveal went wrong. I completely believe everyone's reaction to fire.

    • @ajisaac
      @ajisaac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You heard about that too?

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got a really good laugh out of that, I don't know why.

    • @revevil
      @revevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ajisaac Somehow it's happened twice.

    • @balfanghellfire
      @balfanghellfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still want to and don't want to know how a gender reveal went wrong. Shouldn't there be safeguards or something? What happened?

    • @DarkShadow84
      @DarkShadow84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So, what gender did the inferno point to?

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "Is it all the slapstick that's making me think he looks like Ernest P. Worrell melting into the Sandman?"
    *RIGHT?!* Someone else finally said it! If John Cena had more of Jim Varney's talent... and charisma... and range- OK, a *LOT* more, someone could theoretically market John Cena as the next Jim Varney. They would just need a fucking miracle to make it work, but there is always hope.

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I honestly want him to do a straight up Jim Varney biopic, or a “the disaster artist” type behind the scenes making of an Ernest movie.
      That might be the way to rehab Cena into a credible actor.

    • @theotakupunk3484
      @theotakupunk3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2

    • @UglyKenHart
      @UglyKenHart ปีที่แล้ว

      Cena definitely has plenty of charisma, talent, and range. Comparing him to Jim Varney (a legitimately gifted Shakespeare-trained actor) is apples and oranges though, cause Jim Varney was straight-up gifted.

  • @nodorog448
    @nodorog448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love Judy Greer. If you blur your eyes a little you can see any performance by her as the dialog from an Archer episode.

  • @Apathygrrl
    @Apathygrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That "We got enough mugs" line was brilliant! Kudos!

  • @DaveMan1K
    @DaveMan1K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    13:40
    Coincidentally the next actor to play Sabretooth, Liev Schreiber, was the villain in the 2017 My Little Pony Movie.

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Somewhere a big brain expanded during that script.

  • @michaelsinnhoff491
    @michaelsinnhoff491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    If you’re examining “darkness “ in cartoons, remember:
    During the run of Beavis and Butthead, Beavis used to utter “Fire! Fire!”, and a small child set the bed in his trailer on fire and then blamed the cartoon for his pyromania. And that was the end of Beavis uttering those words (although occasionally he came close to repeating them). The public never saw the offending episode again. How about a show going over this?

  • @J0RD4N971
    @J0RD4N971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    My Little Pony: Your Soul is Mine
    From what I've heard about the brony community, this seems pretty accurate

    • @bigmacintosh1766
      @bigmacintosh1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Eyup

    • @TheSpectator7
      @TheSpectator7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well it is Hasbro's business motif! 😆

    • @MDWolfe-ks5fu
      @MDWolfe-ks5fu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well at least the show is over.

    • @bigmacintosh1766
      @bigmacintosh1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MDWolfe-ks5fu enter pony life

    • @MDWolfe-ks5fu
      @MDWolfe-ks5fu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Big Macintosh I SAID THE SHOW’S OVER!!!
      Sorry.
      Not interested in Pony life.

  • @WeboKonAroz
    @WeboKonAroz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    When Tamara said they found "the next best thing", I thought they'd cut to the cats.

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    9:40 Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
    This Movie: So?

  • @jukelly64
    @jukelly64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I just want to know how much Hasbro paid for MLP to be heavily featured.

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *-yes-*

    • @claypigeon7063
      @claypigeon7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Too much. WAY too much.

    • @erics.czernecki7333
      @erics.czernecki7333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not THAT high, it's just Paramount has a REALLY good relationship with Hasbro.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erics.czernecki7333 probably thanks to Michael Bay and those movies........

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@claypigeon7063 Gotta expect that to be worth a fortune

  • @GordonN661
    @GordonN661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Fun fact: actor of ax also played Michael Meyers in rob zombie’s Halloween so that’s why he was scary when he got the helmet

    • @Silverstar_
      @Silverstar_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His name is Tyler Mane. He's a former wrestler who's gone on to play monsters and big, tough, scary guys. He was Sabertooth in the first live-action X-Men movie, hence the "I once saw you take on a wolverine!" joke.

    • @mamaluigi1579
      @mamaluigi1579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's scarier in this movie 😅

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I just remembered that he was also was in the devil’s rejects

  • @MatsuyoRific
    @MatsuyoRific 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I haven't been so scared of anything related to MLP since Rainbow Factory...

    • @stanley.le.crookshank
      @stanley.le.crookshank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DeviantArt does that as well.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *"I sense great danger....... Do not tell me what that is"*

    • @tarot_on_fire4411
      @tarot_on_fire4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least Rainbow Factory had a interesting plot

    • @miguelcastillo3723
      @miguelcastillo3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't remind me of that, I still have nightmares of Pinkies face

    • @lorddrayvon1426
      @lorddrayvon1426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tarot_on_fire4411 and is a fanfiction creepy pasta written by a random fan and not whatever the hell someone calls this movie.

  • @TheEpisodesShow
    @TheEpisodesShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Michael Myers singing the MLP:FIM theme........somehow didn't think that'd be as scary as it is

  • @XenoSpyro
    @XenoSpyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I'm mildly concerned that the child in this movie is less understandable than the one in The Christmas Tree.

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is no small feat.

  • @BigHailFan
    @BigHailFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I always get a laugh when he slips in a "fucking bubbles!" reference.

  • @AgentRedgrave
    @AgentRedgrave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    So Tyler Mane was scarier singing then he was the TWO times he played Michael Myers?
    *Sees the clip*
    ........If I ever run into Pennywise I know what form he'll take to scare me

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True, Freddy Krueger wishes he was as horrifying....

    • @Smokingwrecker
      @Smokingwrecker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well he was also Sabertooth in the first X-Men movie and now I’m going to repress him singing the my little pony theme.

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I stand corrected, that is much worse.

  • @punishedghost4970
    @punishedghost4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Don't you love it that TH-cam can give you homework?!" I miss when this site used to be fun.

    • @anthonydeadman
      @anthonydeadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Remember when it used to say "Broadcast Yourself"?
      How far we have strayed from the path of enlightenment.

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    A movie so bad even bronies didn't openly acknowledge it for the Pony references.

    • @Ebalosus
      @Ebalosus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jbiehlable took me until this review to figure out what they were referencing, because I thought they were referencing a fake NC review

    • @Cloud-dt6xb
      @Cloud-dt6xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause even the refrences are lazy and half assed, they describe the plot of an episode while showing two completely different ones from much earlier in the show's run. I'd go so far as to say one of the "writers" found a summary for Secrets and Pies then copy and pasted it into that guy's diaolgue thinking no one would notice when the wrong episode clips were shown.

  • @TheKing-rp9by
    @TheKing-rp9by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    17:37 That Chucky laugh fits way to good on the girl.
    (Edited) whats scarier about Axe is he played Micael Myers in Rob Zombie's Halloween. That scene with him smashing the 2X4 into the ceiling to find his sister, would terrifying if he was sing my little pony theme the whole time.

    • @jakk9560
      @jakk9560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man i just got ptsd again.
      My sister owned a chucky doll. Or some knock off. Swear it always had its head at different angles when I walked by.

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually started thinking of the gingerbread men from Krampus when she started shooting the nail gun. High-pitched, talk in gibberish and want to kill you.

    • @viimii2370
      @viimii2370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We found our female Chucky folks.

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    React to “Fred the Movie”
    I want you to suffer like how we all suffer.

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Trust me, if Doug suffered with FoodFight and got traumatized by Son of the mask, hearing that annoying and stupid voice of Fred and seeing him act like the dumbass he was, I think it’s gonna be hard to expect that.
      Especially if we are talking about a movie made by the first you tuber to hit 1 million subscribers (how the hell did he do that?) that’s the double of insulting

    • @sonicyuuki2292
      @sonicyuuki2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's three in fact. And Cena was in all of them

    • @Sleepyshy712
      @Sleepyshy712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes yes yes

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Starlight_Feather and it just kept going and wouldn’t shut up

    • @meganparrish807
      @meganparrish807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he already did that, I distinctly remember an older episode of his showcasing Fred's stupid explanation about his butt.

  • @ShadyRK9
    @ShadyRK9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Fun Fact: in some areas "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" IS actually on Nickelodeon! 🐴

    • @Macandbloo11
      @Macandbloo11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, and in some countries like Japan it aired on Disney Channel.

    • @woaddragon
      @woaddragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Macandbloo11 well...that insteresting

    • @grantarmstrong9648
      @grantarmstrong9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That still doesn't make it a Nickelodeon property.

    • @ShadyRK9
      @ShadyRK9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Macandbloo11 Disney Channel?! Never knew that! Very interesting! :O

    • @donalds980
      @donalds980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ShadyRK9 There was a My Little Pony cartoon that aired on Disney Channel in 1992 back when is was still Premium called My Little Pony Tales according to Wikipedia

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Poop shot: Exists
    Critic: Right, we're going to have to make this a short script. We already have 75% of our material.

  • @blackrb123ryan
    @blackrb123ryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    17:26 you can’t fire a nail gun unless the end of the muzzle is pressing against something. It’s a safety.

  • @LucyLioness100
    @LucyLioness100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    And I thought the trailer alone looked dumb, this movie is beyond annoying & unfunny. Doing the “grown man hates and then likes kids” formula is so unoriginal at this point & isn’t entertaining

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “Another Nostalgia Critic episode? Great! I’ll get to it lat- . . . is that? . . . Is that Pinkie Pie in the thumbnail?!”
    *CLICK!*

  • @Martynde
    @Martynde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The movie begins with the aftermath of a gender reveal party...

  • @mopeymarmite3409
    @mopeymarmite3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When you put that Allstate guy on the phone, I legit thought that’s part of the movie.
    Well done!

    • @Goldstar_
      @Goldstar_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His name is Dennis Haysbert.

    • @mopeymarmite3409
      @mopeymarmite3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Pollitt ah thank you, i didn’t know his name.

    • @Goldstar_
      @Goldstar_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mopeymarmite3409 You're welcome.

  • @MALEMization
    @MALEMization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    24:40
    He saw Cupcakes! HE DEFINITELY SAW CUPCAKES!

  • @Aix_Plainer
    @Aix_Plainer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Must suck if the peak of your movie career was "Fred - The Movie".

    • @Thewatcher-ej6qv
      @Thewatcher-ej6qv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      To be fair he was the only decent parts of those movies and a fully got a chuckle Altough maybe it was because he would beat the shit out of fred

    • @montyfischetti4787
      @montyfischetti4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I liked his part in Amy Schumer's Trainwreck. The scene where he's trying to talk tough to the guy in the movie theater always gets a chuckle out of me.

    • @T0wby
      @T0wby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bumblebee was decent

    • @setanodemont4240
      @setanodemont4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, I remember that action movie. The Marine? The Mariner? He was okay in it.

    • @84everfan90
      @84everfan90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, it was bumblebee

  • @hydranoid2009
    @hydranoid2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    honestly the kid running into the car at the start and the "My husband sells insurance!" jokes did get a laugh out of me

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Enjoy it, the rest will be so unfunny you'll feel sick.. Like the scene with the shit in mask!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The kid running into the car joke would’ve been funnier if it was edited better

    • @Greenkittensugar
      @Greenkittensugar ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish there would have been 5 children instead of 3 and the children that guy is by the car poor child

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the fact that her husband is the Allstate guy is perfect lol

  • @catluvr2
    @catluvr2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "WE DON'T NEED YOU!"
    -Luigi to Mario after Super Luigi U was announced.

    • @dannewnam2701
      @dannewnam2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It Makes Luigi like Sonic the Hedgehog, But shortage Seconds and Scarier levels.

    • @jessiebeck8891
      @jessiebeck8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luigi to Princess Peach after Toadette stole her playability.

    • @Disillusioned_JELly
      @Disillusioned_JELly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminding everyone that John Leguizamo played Luigi?

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎵 Somebody once told me 🎵

  • @ShayTheValiant
    @ShayTheValiant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    15:00 I find it weird that he's describing S7E23 "Secrets and Pies" but then it shows S1E1 "Friendship is Magic, part 1".

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    What is with this Marvel Avengers game? It's replacing Raid Shadow Legends as the ultimate TH-cam sponsor game.

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Remember last year when it was Devil May Cry 5? At least DMC5 was actually a fantastic game

    • @f.b.i7417
      @f.b.i7417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We’ll explain later...

    • @bobgunter9608
      @bobgunter9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Avengers is live service garbage

    • @TheRawyan
      @TheRawyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least it’s good

    • @brandonabc2022
      @brandonabc2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah! I was surprised they asked channel awesome to promote it.

  • @SurvivorNerdTTV
    @SurvivorNerdTTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Can we just get Doug to cover the MLP Movie at this point?

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The whole review should just be the "im so over the cute pony thing" scene. Like id howl at a 10 second clip of his face with that sound bite.

    • @predator5775
      @predator5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we'd have to wait a bit longer for that one, unless you're talking about the 86' film then the Cinema Snob already took care of it.

    • @cartoondinosaur7491
      @cartoondinosaur7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@predator5775 equestrion did that movie in already to and it is hilarious

  • @JamStar444
    @JamStar444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I actually almost forgot this movie existed...
    Thanks a lot Doug 😭😭😭

  • @sebastiancintron29
    @sebastiancintron29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Stop making me forget you're funny."
    My exact words when I watched The Predator. Which also has Keegan Michael Key in an unfunny annoying role. Then again that movie did no favors for everyone involved.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So what are even the chances of a new film coming out from Disney (Honest question)?

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@manuelalbertoromero9528 slim chances honestly. The last movie didn't do well at the box office either

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could see Disney attempting an AvP reboot just because the idea of done well would print money

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Playing With Fire: Oh yeah, that movie happened.

    • @randomreviews4278
      @randomreviews4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still haven't seen it

    • @ZoogWeekendz
      @ZoogWeekendz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (Sarcastically)
      “Thanks current awful Nickelodeon”
      Btw, how’s that 3rd Spongebob movie coming along? 😒 (you know, the one that nobody asked for?)

    • @ZoogWeekendz
      @ZoogWeekendz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CipherRage0909
      It was originally titled in 2019 as “It’s A Wonderful Sponge”
      But now, (as of 2020) even after Stephen’s death, it’s going to be released under the title “Sponge On The Run”
      Which (sadly) is a tie-in movie to launch the first spinoff show for Nickelodeon: titled, “Kamp Koral”
      (which is probably going to totally suck, in terms of TV ratings)

  • @ObsKenobs
    @ObsKenobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The guy singing My Little Pony was Micheal Myers... let that sink in for a minute.

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    She seems too old to be needing diapers or potty training unless she’s.. yeah, okay, this makes sense.

    • @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight
      @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love ponies /)

    • @Hanmerhack
      @Hanmerhack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And why is the child so obsessed with poisoning people with lighter fluid and why did no one tell her that was wrong or at least put it out of her reach?

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What makes sense?

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HeilRay I think they're trying to say that she's mentally disabled.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goth Nerd
      You sure?
      She seems more devious than that.

  • @darkmyro
    @darkmyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    did he forget about the brony thing a few years ago? That's the version of the pony's they were obsessing over. granted it was a little dated then, but it wasn't the original one. I got nothing for the pretty woman joke, that was dated.

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most people just google the first image that comes up sadly. A mistake all Bronies did when trying to figure out if mlp:fim was good.
      Luckly memes dont care. Memes will always win out.
      -memes-

  • @Thorn_Mitchell
    @Thorn_Mitchell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love The Game Plan and The Pacifier. But to be fair, for The Game Plan, it's the cast and actual character interactions that I love and I just REALLY love Vin Diesel.

  • @King-mg7vy
    @King-mg7vy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Not one mention of Despicable Me, the one movie that got THIS right?

    • @woaddragon
      @woaddragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That a good point

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And in that movie he was an actual villain who wanted to kill the kids once he used them for his plan. The rest of these movies just make these characters grumpy for no real reason.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Shwah Gamers Gru wasn’t planning to kill the gorls, he didn’t have a plan of what to do with them once his plan was done because it wasn’t fully thought out. He was indifferent to the idea if they died but he wasn’t planning to murder them the most we saw of how he was gonna get rid of them was abandoning them at Super Silly Fun Land but that’s it

    • @grantarmstrong9648
      @grantarmstrong9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah that's pretty bad when the film that has the annoying minions in it did this better.

    • @martinhodges572
      @martinhodges572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr Critical To be fair if Cena had killed the kids this movie would have been a little better.

  • @LarkManEXE
    @LarkManEXE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    As a Military Brony, Axe singing the theme song is hilarious to me!

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:03 “FUCKING BUBBLES!” Never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @patrickkanas3874
    @patrickkanas3874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The Tyler Mane singing scene was scarier than both Halloween movies

    • @liampatrick3110
      @liampatrick3110 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it makes you feel any better, that wasn't really him singing.