Nier Automata: All Joke Endings F - Z (English)

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  • @FrizFroz
    @FrizFroz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2153

    The irony is that most of these joke endings lead to a better fate for the characters than most of the main endings. By exercising free will and running away from the fight, the androids are, in fact, breaking out of the cycle they are trapped in!

    • @VelvetMagician
      @VelvetMagician 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      FrizFroz Exactamundo my friend, I would like to see a DLC featuring 2B in a fishing game

    • @kaine.1345
      @kaine.1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@VelvetMagician or maybe A2 taking a stroll

    • @TheKnightDrag0n
      @TheKnightDrag0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You have to do horrible things to get to "joke" endings, wiping pascal's village or killing pascal, leaving popola and devola to die, letting emil wipe life on earth, etc.

    • @KDB349
      @KDB349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Considering most of these endings are talking about how androids are on the verge of extinction or are extinct its not exactly a good thing. That's just how i feel though.

    • @KissKrys
      @KissKrys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheKnightDrag0n or leaving 9S to die after you fight Adam for the last time

  • @Rellik165
    @Rellik165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    I love how there are a number of points in this game where you can just fuck off from the main quest and get an ending.

    • @Calamsss
      @Calamsss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      that's what makes it unique!

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DerekIsAmeme was the exclamation point necessary? its not that big a deal, a lot of games are unique, but the concept of abandoning a mission isnt

    • @ardian7239
      @ardian7239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Mike Jones Are you really bothered by somebody using an exclamation mark? Wow...

    • @sunayoru
      @sunayoru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Mike Jones lmao i'm sure you must get invited to TONS of parties

    • @112523
      @112523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      when autism strikes. it strikes hard

  • @JadenRockz99
    @JadenRockz99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    The thought of Commander facepalming in the void of space is kind of amusing.

    • @AlessaParker
      @AlessaParker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      I imagined her just floating by in a sitting position with her legs and arms crossed while tapping her finger in an annoyed manner xD

    • @cosmicturtle260
      @cosmicturtle260 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Imagine if there was a chair too and she was sitting in it.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Chris Phan That quickly evolves into the opening for The Fresh [Android] of Bel Air.

    • @notoriousbig3k
      @notoriousbig3k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      well the whole plan was to fail anyway for YoRHa ... so but the other android organizations still oparated
      and on the moon is a DNA bank of humans
      from what Drakengard 3 is pointing is actually that the androids of future went to past so they can research human life more directly and to create a new life for the human masters they are about to re-create since the androids are devoted to their creators like humans are to god and so on ....

    • @luckycloud4896
      @luckycloud4896 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Walrus Queen 500th like x3

  • @notbrandon721
    @notbrandon721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    2B: Hey 9S, want to go fishing?
    9S: Fuck yeah!

    • @MrVince329
      @MrVince329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I feel 2B and Noctis would go well together

    • @notbrandon721
      @notbrandon721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      MrVince329 Probably, she's borrowing his sword.

    • @xanbirdsr8968
      @xanbirdsr8968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      *ocean man intensifies*

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      *2B and 9S abandoned their mission to go... fishing. Yeah that's it! Fishing! With a smile on their faces, they packed up and headed for the coast.*
      *Credits roll*

    • @Prince_of_Despair
      @Prince_of_Despair 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can i come?

  • @sephypantsu
    @sephypantsu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    plot of next game:
    The main character is tasked with Yorha to track down a rouge android. This android is highly dangerous and skilled in fishing. She abandoned her mission 10 years ago to catch a big fish, and has being the most dangerous android since.

    • @zapato7779
      @zapato7779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Sekai Yukki (SPOILERS) Final boss is mega fish and it's too powerful

    • @BlazerT48
      @BlazerT48 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      With help of 9s they developed an army filled with fish that have AI and their mission is to take over the entire water area on earth (bc androids cant swim) And Yorha developed a swimmer/diver model to hunt these fish. The entire game takes place under the water

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      I know you're joking, but that's like much too direct for Yoko Taro. For him, each game has to be as loosely connected as possible, so rogue 2b would like wipe out most fish life to the point where fish fight back against the androids for revenge. And THEN, after millions of years, the new fish would eventually evolve into people and you'd play as a fish person whose trying to fight against their oppressive fishman government while learning the truth of what life on land used to be.

    • @onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419
      @onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Zapato 777 the entire bossfight is a rythem Game

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      only a comentary nothing special not just that, a mixture of rhythm and visual novel

  • @sliceofbread3829
    @sliceofbread3829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    'he just didn't care anymore'
    wow lol that one

    • @diobrando6245
      @diobrando6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      [Q]uestionable action

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      9S: *Aight ima head out*

    • @taro6266
      @taro6266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same thancred

    • @jaylansmith3104
      @jaylansmith3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9s payback time

    • @Eicee-yg6jh
      @Eicee-yg6jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He knew she will choke him to death... nice way to die thou...

  • @TehShinegami
    @TehShinegami 7 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    "Fuck this shit i'm out"
    -Ending.

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley1693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

    They all died but the selfish ones they were fine XD

    • @xesolor
      @xesolor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      Zachary Hawley I genuinely want 2B to just go fishing for the rest of her life... At least she'd be safe...😭

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Maybe, She should have renewed her antivirus ontime?

    • @IDBTitanosaurus
      @IDBTitanosaurus 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, she's fine.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +Da ve Fishing confirmed to have saved Yorha.

    • @uchuunamako
      @uchuunamako 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Funny how that's almost the same as Ending E...

  • @TheFromaster24
    @TheFromaster24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Ending L is by far my favorite, just fuck everything time to go fishing! Add to the fact that it would seem everyone survived, minus those who went after 2B, just makes it better.

    • @Duckpo988
      @Duckpo988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Fromaster24 this is the true ending

    • @LesEnfants1972
      @LesEnfants1972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This should have been the canon ending. 2B and 9S would make a good couple. And learn how to make a few babies in the process.

    • @lueleeElite
      @lueleeElite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There she met Noctis the King of Fishing 🎣

  • @spatalottakittens
    @spatalottakittens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    "9S waited several decades for 2B to return....But she was never seen again." Bruh that's just as depressing as the actual ending-

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn

    • @meat.
      @meat. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Except it’s not because in the actual ending they’re both alive and together

    • @Cyhcg5uhgb
      @Cyhcg5uhgb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@meat. are you sure you played the right game?

    • @Kazma019
      @Kazma019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@meat. and then yoko taro decide to make new nier story by going ending I

    • @connorcountryman4178
      @connorcountryman4178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Cyhcg5uhgb yeah you didn't tho if you didn't get ending E lol

  • @Diwasho
    @Diwasho 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    Instead of invisible walls you get dozens of endings? Now that's new.

    • @Lance_Lionroar
      @Lance_Lionroar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      The hell you on about? This game has a shit ton of invisible walls.

    • @nosrah9660
      @nosrah9660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I... I want to jump over this fence! The fence that I can definitely jump over! The fence that leads to not taking some longer path. THIS! F*CKING! FENCE!

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      if you mean those that get wrecked after the attack of the two engels. If you get enough height you can ACTUALLY get over the fence

    • @nosrah9660
      @nosrah9660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What? No way. All the time I took going around... wasted. This fence... why?

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well, it wasn't easy tbh. Getting extra height isn't easy in Automata in general. Of course you have double jump, but without a high platform that won't do much. And keeping your height for a certain distance is cancerously hard

  • @DinoboyLou
    @DinoboyLou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    It seems A2 loves to take very enthusiastic walks, resulting in people dying or worse
    She would get along with Alucard

  • @thegoodoldays911
    @thegoodoldays911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    The fact that they have endings A through Z is ridiculous.

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Thegoodoldaysafter911 An endingnforneach letter of the alphabet. Not bad although some of them then to be fail conditions for unnecessary hostility and abandoning the mission.

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thegoodoldaysafter911 its not rediculous, games need multiple endings. Otherwise it has no replay value

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Mike Jones games don't NEED multiple endings to have replay value, they just need to be good.

    • @iHaveContrl
      @iHaveContrl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably the first game in history that has that many endings...

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      557deadpool uh...they do "NEED" them.... "good" is irrelevant. Theres no replay value in playing the same story and making the same choices because you have to. The witcher 3 has replay value because you can make choices an they effect the story progress. It encourages you to play it again differently. Linear games that force you to follow a route an story dont have replay value. There is no value in doing the same things over an over

  • @kdashchronicles5204
    @kdashchronicles5204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    You freakin' died because of consuming a mackerel ... this is hilarious !!! XD

    • @meloo
      @meloo  7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      dont underestimate them, they are silent killers!

    • @wolfeyeseillson2112
      @wolfeyeseillson2112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Really? A mackerel?
      Yoko taroooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @drew6874
      @drew6874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @MELOO Are these joke endings required for a trophy?

    • @HeyItzMeDawg
      @HeyItzMeDawg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Every last one of them, yeah.

    • @skytop082
      @skytop082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      How the hell does that even happen?
      2B comes back just fine after getting shot, stabbed, blown up, beaten to death, sawed, burned, crushed, and plunging to her death, but a fish somehow removes her ability to respawn?
      Why can't you just cram that thing down Eve's throat at the end?

  • @Briesuke
    @Briesuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    A2: *slaughters peaceful machines*
    Pascal: :O

  • @thatonegtguy6701
    @thatonegtguy6701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    NieR Automata City Escape:
    *9S was then later seen in a helicopter from, only God knows where, sitting in the passenger seat hand cuffed stating 'Talk about low budget flights, no food or movies... I'm outta here! I like running better' and was soon seen rolling around at the speed of sound, with places to go and a rainbow to follow*

    • @hen6257
      @hen6257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You doing the escape from the city think ain't ya? Yo

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      someone needs to make a Sonic Adventure 2 Mod with 9S instead of Sonic. I'd totally play that

    • @DmarcusBaus
      @DmarcusBaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *He couldn’t stick around so he kept moving on, what lies ahead? Only one way to find out!*

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What lies ahead..nothing. as 9s found out...yikes even jokeing about neir automata is depressing. @@DmarcusBaus

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      city e[S]cape

  • @uchiaAkariasdastory2
    @uchiaAkariasdastory2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    2B ; "fuck this I'll go fishing"
    9S: "KILL THEM , MUAHAHAHAHAHAH"
    A2 : "TIME TO RELAX BITCHES"

    • @solitonmedic
      @solitonmedic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2B going fishing, 9S going genocidal and A2 being extremely laidback is what led the extinction of YoRHa

  • @Lagartoman7
    @Lagartoman7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    5:02
    Do no[T] delete system32.

  • @Hedean
    @Hedean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Bet the next game will be based on the fish ending.

    • @deathbystraws15
      @deathbystraws15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would love that so much. cx

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      or based on the commender in the void of space mildly annoyed ending :p

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can't help but feel this is a joke about Square Enix trying to put fishing minigames in EVERYTHING.

    • @RasoKye
      @RasoKye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How about ending Y.
      Think majoras mask but the moon is earth.

  • @smug880
    @smug880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "the commander still floats somewhere in space with a stern look on her face" LOL

  • @CGrascal
    @CGrascal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    City E[s]cape?
    Rolling around at the speed of sound~

    • @brandonpatterson634
      @brandonpatterson634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      CGrascal got places to go,gotta follow my Rainbow~!

    • @Schwartzwindhero123
      @Schwartzwindhero123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Can't stick around, gotta keep moving on

    • @ZStreetBoyZ
      @ZStreetBoyZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Must keep on moving ahead, no time for guessing follow my plan instead!

    • @valteraa
      @valteraa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Alex Zayas trust me before you can see,change my way I set you free

    • @ImmobilisDignitas
      @ImmobilisDignitas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn it....now I gotta go play Sonic Adventure 2 because of that. lol

  • @gbdeck200
    @gbdeck200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Love these endings
    Love how A2 screws up by just taking strolls, so carefree
    Love how 2b abandoning missions leads to amusing choices, fishing
    Love how 9s is just saying screw it or being brave
    Some of these ends work out pretty well

  • @huzai7083
    @huzai7083 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    2b and 9s was like fuck all this fighting, i wanna go fishing

  • @BlazerT48
    @BlazerT48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    ending L might sounds stupid but it's pretty heart warming after knowing everything. 2b doesn't have to do her job as executioner and she can live with 9s happily ever after. A true good end

  • @willgm3500
    @willgm3500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Who else actually wants to see a short story based on ending L?

  • @trutyatces8699
    @trutyatces8699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    A2 going for a stroll should become a meme.

    • @cruzsmemory
      @cruzsmemory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A2 suddenly decided to go for a stroll. The meme died when she came back

    • @jmrwacko
      @jmrwacko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean, that's literally her backstory.

  • @Official_MikeyT
    @Official_MikeyT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love how Lone Wolf implies that YoRHa beats Eve anyways and then assigns a team to take out 2B and 9S. This means that the Logic Virus never took out YoRHa and that the Bunker was never destroyed because 10 Years have passed.

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So it's literally the best ending possible as everyone survives... well except for the androids assigned to assassinate 2B and 9S

    • @kxboy_4325
      @kxboy_4325 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PeruvianPotato that was their choice so... All good

  • @yorha_9s344
    @yorha_9s344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    It's funny how the joke endings with YoRHa being destroyed is only because 9s and 2b didn't do their job or simply got killed. I guess if it weren't for them everyone would be screwed.

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      everyone was screwed anyway..the truely fucked up thing is them dieing actuly stops everything being screwed up. Broken [W}ings could be considered the best possible ending threw a certen point of veiw.

  • @ixiahj
    @ixiahj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I wonder which one of these endings will spawn a new game.

    • @skytop082
      @skytop082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Ending L:
      Nier: Bad Company

    • @Wasabi-rs5lv
      @Wasabi-rs5lv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Nier: Fishing sidequests
      Nier: Fishing sidequests 2
      Nier: Fishing sidequests 3
      Nier: Fishing sidequests 4
      ............................................................You get the Idea......

    • @andhikahaidarfadhilah6019
      @andhikahaidarfadhilah6019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      skytop082 The game will feature sentient fish and question the morality of fishermen

    • @skytop082
      @skytop082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Guest Starring Sergeant Redford, who also went AWOL to go fishing because the Army postponed his retirement by 10,000 years.

    • @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee
      @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      +Andhika Haidar Fadhilah
      NieR: The Fishing Line
      "Do you reel like a hero yet?"

  • @cherrypug5315
    @cherrypug5315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "9S lost interest in 2B"
    Ohoho well ..says the joke ending **shoots myself** however it still hurts.

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cherry Pug it's mutual
      "2B lost [i]nterest in 9S"

    • @flammabletoaster1110
      @flammabletoaster1110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Putri A
      And then there's the truly mutual one.
      "2B and 9S [l]ost interest in YoRHa"

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well, at least 2B survived Ending L, so I'll see it as canon

  • @jingz6225
    @jingz6225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Y is not joke ending though. It's like the most Yoko Taro ending style from all of the endlings.

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jingz not every ending has to be a "joke"

    • @jingz6225
      @jingz6225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what I say.

    • @paruiz1181
      @paruiz1181 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      (

  • @PenguinsAreColdish
    @PenguinsAreColdish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    the one where pascal watched in astonishment as 2B annihilated the machines was hilarious

  • @justinwilliams7148
    @justinwilliams7148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    L seems a better end than what we actually get with the "real" endings. At least 2B is happy.

    • @neros398
      @neros398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And alive

  • @kricku
    @kricku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    At first I thought: "26 Endings? Are there letters missing?"
    Then I realized I'm not English

  • @colinmarshall9155
    @colinmarshall9155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I got Hungry for Knowledge by accident. Still pissed.

    • @jaycobhughes3932
      @jaycobhughes3932 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      With you there buddy, ' I need to use the flight suit' says 9S ... Well ok I guess it's across this bridge that this button I've never seen before opens right? Hah fuck no it's over the railing behind where you start from

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least you didnt lose much progress when you had to restart 😂 i did the same thing lol

    • @Ossy-zk6fj
      @Ossy-zk6fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok I know this comment is from 3 years ago and don't laugh at me but I got this ending like 8 times in my first playthrough I felt so dumb when I realized that the ladder was pretty much in front of me

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jaycobhughes3932 imagine wandering just a tiny bit away from the mission area to look for ways around, only for your character to develop the insatiable urge to just study robots and run away

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's like 4 paths to cause this at the beginning. At least you didn't fall into the Aliien Well on your way to save Pascals village as A2 and got I think it was ending M

  • @Endymion766
    @Endymion766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I'm bummed there's no ending where 9S just runs off with 2B and screws her circuits out and they go AWOL leaving the machine-android conflict to resolve itself. How many people would start referring to that as the "good" ending?

    • @rina5221
      @rina5221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's not very far from the E ending

    • @Cexxiii
      @Cexxiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Screws her circuits out" I cant BREATHE🤣🤣

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's implied the E ending gives everybody a second chance as long as they don't screw it up.

    • @DanielLopez-ob9jz
      @DanielLopez-ob9jz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jamesbrice3267 in the epilogue after ending E there is actually a happy ending where 2b and 9s wake up eventually.

    • @miphasgrace8980
      @miphasgrace8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean ‘happy’ ending 😂

  • @Infernape7890
    @Infernape7890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I love how dry the humor in these endings is.
    I want to know if these endings were all Yoko's idea or if other members of the dev team thought this up. All of them are my heroes, except the selfish ones.

    • @JT-hk9ur
      @JT-hk9ur ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, I believe they were Yoko Taro's idea. He did the same thing in the first Drakengard, and that ending leads to the events of both Nier games. And it was meant to be a joke ending at first!

  • @gadman85
    @gadman85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Broken Wings was the first ending I got! I was so happy I already beat the game and got an ending only 10 mins. into it.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep.
      I got it too, cuz am bad.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Went fishing, hunted by assassins... worth it. The only thing that would have made these endings better is if they actually animated them.

    • @kontrol42
      @kontrol42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, wait for few years, then Yoko Taro will make next NieR game based on L ending

  • @deleted_215
    @deleted_215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’d love to hear the briefing for Ending L.
    “Ok, we need to destroy these two rogue androids, a 2B and a 9S unit”
    “What did they do”
    “They abandoned their mission...and went fishing...”

  • @twakilon
    @twakilon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    This is going to be a fun game to speedrun.

    • @azurephantom100
      @azurephantom100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well any % runs would be fairly short if it means getting any ending lol but really that would be boring dont you think

    • @bjaurus6375
      @bjaurus6375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I feel like if this game really takes off with the speedrunning community there will be all sorts of interesting runs for most of the endings.

    • @cablekibble2942
      @cablekibble2942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine a T run

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everyone dies in the beginning! The end! New WR!
      Unless you’re like everyone else and got a game over at the beginning and had to sit through UNSKIPPABLE FUCKING CUTSCENES!!!!

    • @yetanotherkeyblader7473
      @yetanotherkeyblader7473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well, the fastest approach for an all endings speed run would probably be taking the fastest route to ending A to E, taking as little joke endings with you as possible (since getting that lost progress back takes a while) and get everything else afterwards.

  • @nightslasher9384
    @nightslasher9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Fuck this shit! I'm turning off the internet and going fishing! Who want to join? XD

    • @meloo
      @meloo  7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      :D

    • @nightslasher9384
      @nightslasher9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MELOO Let's go then! XD

    • @jaybugg3r225
      @jaybugg3r225 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zoroku Zoroark count me in

    • @nightslasher9384
      @nightslasher9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GD Je2u5 awm Hope in the class!~

    • @notbrandon721
      @notbrandon721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zoroku Zoroark Best ending for 2B and 9S I've seen so far.

  • @saaaaaaaaalt838
    @saaaaaaaaalt838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Fishing ending is the true ending you can't fight me on this.

  • @yichern4351
    @yichern4351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:08 This one was really sad. Just imagine how lonely 9S would have been, how betrayed he would have felt. Do you think he would have felt anger? Or regret for falling in love with 2B?

  • @SuperIsaiah
    @SuperIsaiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Fishing ending is the best ending. Both 2B and 9S are safe, and can live a happy life together (besides the fact that they'll have Androids sent out to kill them, but everyone loves some excitement)

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, I mean, they did say 2B preferred life that way.

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plus, the organization got to survive for 10 more years... somehow. Maybe A2 also joins them in their quest of fishing?

  • @harryb12993
    @harryb12993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    surely letting earth become a paradise for the machines is the best ending.

    • @skytop082
      @skytop082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Going AWOL for a Fishing Trip is better.

  • @1Vergil
    @1Vergil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Bad Judgement and Lone Wolf seems like the best ending.

  • @terraclaiborne2088
    @terraclaiborne2088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I would not call Y a joke ending by any means.

    • @meloo
      @meloo  7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      well yeah, its actually the saddest of all, but I wwanted them all in 1 concise video and a too long video title, meh

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      dont nit pick, its not that serious. 2nd.. thas subjective, 9s waiting for 2b was the saddest one

    • @bjaurus6375
      @bjaurus6375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "don't nitpick" There's nothing wrong with being a hypocrite if you can admit to it.

    • @Diwasho
      @Diwasho 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      More than half of them are fairly morbid if you look past the silly presentation.

    • @DaRkRaZoR10001
      @DaRkRaZoR10001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mike Jones nah ya probably didn't play the first NieR to get a gist of Y ending. its by far the saddest ending for me I guess. from Seere>Mikhail>Emil it is an eternal suffer for that poor soul. definitely a [Y]oko Taro ending

  • @gamenut112
    @gamenut112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:37 i love how they say, "stop we have no desire to fight!" and YET NOT 3 friggin seconds later they are beating us to death with torches and various other tools. 4:23 well... *ahem* ...yeah... yeah...

  • @tiphotisted
    @tiphotisted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "It was a nice thought, but they all ended up getting killed anyway." lol

  • @grimwallace
    @grimwallace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This game is a masterpiece. Western companies need to play this and learn how to make video games again.

  • @monochr0mia
    @monochr0mia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The mackerel ending was actually my first ending and god, let me tell you, I got scared for a second :D

  • @jpatel0398
    @jpatel0398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I like how almost all of them involve the player just giving up

  • @Volinus
    @Volinus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    It's a homage to Zero in D3 she hates mackerel.

    • @notoriousbig3k
      @notoriousbig3k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      actually mackerel kills her

  • @sexcannonmusic284
    @sexcannonmusic284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    God i love the creator of this game.

    • @bmhater1283
      @bmhater1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God bless lord Yoko

  • @foxywoxy0w068
    @foxywoxy0w068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I accidently got Ending G when I first started 9S play through as I had no idea where to go and thought I was going in the right direction.

  • @nefariouswatcher
    @nefariouswatcher ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Somewhere in the depths of space, the Commander still floats about with a stern look on her face."
    I'm dying. Help me. My sides. I can't--

  • @silmaril8989
    @silmaril8989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i just love this game! I mean the effort to put such endings in there just for fun is amazing :D

  • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
    @ReptilianTeaDrinker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fishing one and the self-destruct one have to be my 2 favourite endings. lol

  • @toxiconflict
    @toxiconflict 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Knowing Yoko Taro the next game will be based on ending L.

  • @ramsesbams
    @ramsesbams 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    killing pascal should've given a better ending tbh. since you can't get your filter then

  • @adlindorsal9877
    @adlindorsal9877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Kinda sucks when I did the secret ending that deletes my save file...should of utilize my debug room, chapter selection to get these endings, o well, just another 40 hr journey to greatness *and tears*

    • @GothicPunk007
      @GothicPunk007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You did not have to delete your save file for the ending....

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But the entire game it was hinting at you that it's a bad idea to just keep everything on one location, and that you should regularly be backing up to multiple disassociated external sources so that in case a virus forces a nuclear option you can restore that.

    • @devilgames2217
      @devilgames2217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AnizeJGLover should of use the cloud (GTAV girl voice)

    • @RialuCaos
      @RialuCaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're right, I never realized this entire game was about keeping back-ups for your data. More than one.

  • @SilentViolette
    @SilentViolette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I saw the ending name "broken wings" the song "growing wings" popped up in my head.

  • @livinglie5598
    @livinglie5598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    [n]o man's village, Oh yoko tano, Please never change :^)

  • @zemenerrichey1980
    @zemenerrichey1980 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Really awesome how Pascal's village robots had the power to destroy all the androids but choose to simply be friends instead.

  • @Gunnerblaster
    @Gunnerblaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for sharing these joke endings! I wanted to see them, without having to go through the trouble of derailing the main story.

  • @AnotherPointofViews
    @AnotherPointofViews 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is pure gold. With diamond sparkles.

  • @ike_lost
    @ike_lost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I accidentally got the broken wings ending and truly thought that was how the game ended 💀

  • @no1important777
    @no1important777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "fuck it, im tired."
    fa[T]al error.

  • @Trosenses
    @Trosenses 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh A2 and your silly walks

  • @incredibil45
    @incredibil45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I lost it at no man's sky

  • @rahmatumar1156
    @rahmatumar1156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ending L is by far the best ending for me, it's even better than ending E for 2-reason
    1. Yorha bunker never attacked and most of their crew still alive (except those sent to capture 2B)
    2. 2B become more badass in this ending

  • @moffxanatos6376
    @moffxanatos6376 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If the first episode is any indication these endings will be adapted into the Anime via the Omake.

  • @flameheartyin8271
    @flameheartyin8271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The coolest part of the game is you can always fuck up the mission by doing stupid things, yet still get an ending :D

  • @BreezedLightning
    @BreezedLightning 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These are great, but I still wish they could've done Unholy Mac[k]erel instead of leaving the Japanese in romaji.

  • @YorkJonhson
    @YorkJonhson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are great. I only found one or two on my first playthrough, now I've learned they're all over the place. L made me laugh harder than it should have.

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Screw Humanity, I'd go fishing too.
    On another note, the message about being "Fed up" was how I actually felt about the first part of that battle.

  • @willg1439
    @willg1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved the MegaMan reference with mave[R]ick

  • @SeraphimDragon
    @SeraphimDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ending H is about as close as we get to 2B and NS having a life to themselves for however long it lasts, and the cycle of YorHA coming to an end. Though I find it hilarious that it's the only one that implies they stick together... what else comes to mind when you think of the letter "H"?

  • @GuiltyDoc
    @GuiltyDoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A2: Turns off all the electronics to save energy
    Pascal:

  • @incredibil45
    @incredibil45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:37 10 years huh, lol best ending cuz she lives the most I guess?

  • @leberonjamames9767
    @leberonjamames9767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is why this is the best game of all time..98% cos of 2b's nice behind, and the other 2% story and ending and gameplay etc etc

  • @kenmurata6753
    @kenmurata6753 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:31 - F
    0:47 - G
    1:06 - H
    1:21 - I
    1:38 - J
    2:09 - K [my favorite]
    2:41 - L
    2:59 - M
    3:19 - N
    3:38 - O
    3:58 - P
    4:11 - Q
    4:29 - R
    5:01 - S
    5:11 - T
    5:30 - U [hahaha also my favorite]
    6:06 - V
    6:25 - W
    6:44 - X
    7:04 - Y
    7:25 - Z

  • @junkoenoshima4457
    @junkoenoshima4457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Do you need them also for the Throphies?

    • @meloo
      @meloo  7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yes, there is one for all endings, "transcended being". But you can also buy the trophies ingame. So it is very easy platin, you can just buy trophies u dont have, reload the game, buy next trophies, reload the game, next trophies and so on. So platin in a few minutes

    • @TrapDullahan
      @TrapDullahan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well to unlock even buying them you have to finish the game alot and i mean alot

    • @andz54332TV
      @andz54332TV 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trap Dullahan you only have to ge through 3 playthroughs, after that you get the special shop.

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enoshima Junko u can "buy" trophies?

    • @andz54332TV
      @andz54332TV 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can after you complete the 3 first endings.

  • @Kenji_195
    @Kenji_195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:47 city e[S]cape
    *insert SA2's first stage theme*

  • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
    @ChimeraLotietheBunny ปีที่แล้ว

    love these so much..,.truly an effort!!!

  • @justyynbeckham5438
    @justyynbeckham5438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lets a enemy go for a day:
    Village destroyed
    Hunted by android assassins
    Loved ones killed
    And hunter by everything

  • @B00fus
    @B00fus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Was ending S a sonic adventure 2 reference?

    • @hyperactivy9178
      @hyperactivy9178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      S=Sonic, Speed.
      Rolling around at the speed of sound.

  • @paulyang2
    @paulyang2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I AM FAST AS [F]UCK BOI

  • @DeadMasterMusic
    @DeadMasterMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mission [F]ailed, will get 'em next time

  • @dracomet2097
    @dracomet2097 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now that Bayonetta 3 has a multiverse, and also made by Platinum games, this means Nier could be a multiverse and every one of these endings are canon. Yes that's right. You heard it right here.

  • @donkey_kong_gaming
    @donkey_kong_gaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ending R:
    *SOUNDS LIKE MAVERICK TALK TO ME!*

  • @o_Vitim
    @o_Vitim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I finished the game today, I did the main ending A, I didn't even know I had a way to get to these very different endings, and I also didn't know that you could use the A2 and 9S as playable characters. I'll explore a little more of the game.

  • @AnimaVox_
    @AnimaVox_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ending T: [Windows XP Error.wav]

  • @malachivonschlegel2016
    @malachivonschlegel2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ending L:
    I wish the boy was here,' she said aloud and settled herself against the rounded planks of the bow and felt the strength of the great fish through the line she held across her shoulders moving steadily toward whatever he had chosen.
    When once, through my treachery, it had been necessary to him to make a choice, the android thought.
    His choice had been to stay in the deep dark water far out beyond all snares and traps and treacheries. My choice was to go there to find him beyond all people. Beyond all people in the world. Now we are joined together and have been since noon. And no one to help either one of us.

  • @animaniac0041
    @animaniac0041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:01 Can't believe I never even tried removing it, despite spending half my play time in the chips menu x)

  • @ItsZorroDood
    @ItsZorroDood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The androids only need water and spare parts to function but they have a central nervous system? What are they made of?

  • @griffwilson5932
    @griffwilson5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ending L is probably my favorite, because even the narrator is unsure what to make of 2B going fishing. 😂

  • @thealliedpowers
    @thealliedpowers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:58 Got this one on accident because I didn't know about the shortcut...