You would think for the man who produces the show, ultimately knowing exactly the "discussion points" in chronological order would have multiple browsers with relevant google tabs pre stored.. and being aware of what they are saying and google questions they ask, whether it is shown on not. But typing with 2 index fingers will do that to you
Honestly, this podcast has gotten me through some really rough days. It might sound strange but this community and the inside jokes makes me feel like I'm apart of something. I never thought a podcast could help me feel less lonely. Thank you guys!
Just wanna say thanks mommies for including some clips from Scotland, always proud to see my home city Glasgow and it's lovely citizens represented so well on the world stage!
@@Raaaa10331 It's his wife man. Listen I get that the state dooper champ can say some dumb shit, and she knows it too. That's why she calls herself tik tok'd. But really, if you think Tom likes reading people talk shit on his wife, you can think again. She will always be a part of YMH. Get over it.
Kristine: "don't show me anyone throwing up." Also, "here is an old person passing away, isn't it great?" I'm starting to think she's the real serial killer in the family.
Omfg guys...... His name was Reese. Not Reesie. They're peanut butter cups that BELONG to REESE. Those cups are Reese's. Idk why this is so hard. Literally rhymes with "pieces."
I think they need to do the opposite and just be funny instead, they do it on the free show all the time. Idk why they've focused so heavily on the heavy r shit
Isn't tim heidecker and John c reilly already doing that show? I mean, eventually they'll be sent to space and it'll be basically the same and it's odd they came up with that idea around the same time the show came out. Probably a coincidence, or maybe they saw it and thought it could be funnier because that show isn't really that funny
Not to be a complete fuckin ***** but I wish I saw them interact while I was in a relationship I cared about a few years ago. They are patient with each other. They show how to do it while being sharp as nails and it’s so endearing. I was such a fucking monster for no fucking reason.
@@migrantson Congratulations! You are the FIRST PERSON in TH-cam history to use the word "ire" in the comment section. You are officially the biggest NERD in the Universe.
I'm so happy I got the live show. It was fantastic and, as weird as this sounds, I really enjoyed being part of the YMH audieo of cool guys and May-guns. 😀
It's that simple. The lady in the video made it simple. The person in the letter said "Call it whatever you want as long as you keep buying our product". There is no controversy here.
Oh Jesus christ for a second I thought I accidentally put on YMH live 3 and I absolutely scrambled for my phone like it was on fire. Heartbeat now normal. Thx.
Good Morning My Jeans Above 18! Let's have a nice hot breakfast, get our white tee shirts on and open ourselves up to supernatural opportunity. Try it out! 👑
This episode was cool. It's no Drumline, but it was good.
Ok “Tristen”... I think we all know the owner of this account
Change your name
But not as good as hot sauce.
Oh, THAT'S why I found this episode so quickly
Bert is fat
Nadav was so proud he had already googled something ahead of time
And he had the wrong thing up
Brother is livin life 365
You would think for the man who produces the show, ultimately knowing exactly the "discussion points" in chronological order would have multiple browsers with relevant google tabs pre stored.. and being aware of what they are saying and google questions they ask, whether it is shown on not. But typing with 2 index fingers will do that to you
Rookie shit. I heard young Jamie is starting an academy for future prodigies
@@johnathanfern we wish bro
Just the two main mommies?????????!?!?!??!! I TURN INTO A TELESCOPE
Just let me eat ya!
unfortunately no lmao, not this time
But does this follow Proto?
My man's really out here doing poetry.
@@jamesthomas9619 it’s almost like they want to make money or something...
I can’t tell if Tom is joking about “REESEEYS” or if he’s actually r worded
Pisses me off 😂
I'm pretty sure he's just r-worded
I really hate to say this but I've always pronounced it the way Tom says it, i always thought it was a new england thing but looks like I'm wrong
@@rosieh8641 when were you diagnosed?
@@rosieh8641- same. Thought it was regional
The absolute GLEE that Tom gets from the conversation he creates between his parents is priceless!
Christine needs to stop being stingy and eat that scrum. Tom is a loving husband and a provider to his family, he deserves it more than anyone.
it's honestly no wonder why tim is murderous all the time
I bet she does but now it's just a joke.
#scrumgate
Dude. Yes. Wtf Tina come on
The guy who hacked the inspiration cube deserves some sort of award
That guy is awesome....👍
I need that cube or how to! Please audiobridgematt !
Uh hundred percent
He needs to return it with a hidden camera to watch them diagnose it
He should buy a bunch, hack them and return them for refunds, hoping they resell them.
Doctor, "You can only have clear liquids."
Bert, "So vodka."
Ah-hundred percent
My first thought 😂
Are tea and Gatorade really clear liquids?
They gave me a print out of liquids I could drink and vodka was prohibited lol. Enough people asked
Facts though!
Honestly, this podcast has gotten me through some really rough days. It might sound strange but this community and the inside jokes makes me feel like I'm apart of something. I never thought a podcast could help me feel less lonely. Thank you guys!
💯 Agree, I hope you're doing well and keeping it high and tight these 9 mos later! 💜👖
I hope you're still following proto. Much love, jeans! 👖
Same here.
even as a broke 19 year old I changed the clocks in my apartment the day of daylight savings. Because I live life 365
Chill Churchwill
Keep featherin it brother
Following proto
Sounding like a real cool guy young blood.
ok
i had always pictured Tom’s sister as having the same build as Tom, boy was i wrong
In my head it was Tom with a black wig.
I assume she's super hot?
@@battyb3080 Think sweet Dee from Sunny in Philadelphia.
@@battyb3080 she’s not bad but she’s definitely in way better shape than Tom
so Tom inherited top dogs physique and his sister luckily inherited Charo's physique
Took 10 to 12 Benadryl, waiting for this episode to drop this morning, 4 strokes later and here we are :]
Follow proto good morning Julia its me joe
Rip Fedsmoker and 10-12 Benadryl Guy
Love this show and love the community
@@penningtonlovesyou how You Get a job Here
@@joshaldaco5509 you just lost your life there bud ... as far as your job is concerned
YMH Live is the only show you’ll see reviews like “It was horribly disgusting and it made me vomit TWICE! I can’t wait for the next one! 10/10!” hahah
What did it for you ?!? For me the pus vag near the end had me running puking in the other room
@@jeffyripz7826 the last cool guy j-ing his D with brown all over him almost got me
someone has clearly never read the reviews for Bella Delphines patreon
lol no way there are plenty of other shows that will make you do that 🤣
The Pus Vag thing was truly revolting.
The true king is Matt for making that cube! That made my day!
When Tom said, "How are you going to handle this because I think that's a real trigger for you?" that was a real moment.
Just wanna say thanks mommies for including some clips from Scotland, always proud to see my home city Glasgow and it's lovely citizens represented so well on the world stage!
Watching from Aberdeen, keep it high and tight in Glasgow!
Same I'm from in Inverness makes me so proud haha
Top dog said "nice set of lungs"
Ya, pretty common expression. They're tictarted
I mean, Tom still let's Christna talk as much as she does. Very tictocked.
@@Raaaa10331 It's his wife man. Listen I get that the state dooper champ can say some dumb shit, and she knows it too. That's why she calls herself tik tok'd. But really, if you think Tom likes reading people talk shit on his wife, you can think again. She will always be a part of YMH. Get over it.
@@nullobject5943 finally someone who isn’t a cajan wrestling fan keep glassin brother
I just want to know what happened to the tweaker bike repair guy
He's on his way
He just hit traffic, he's 20 minutes out
I can’t believe that guy has kept himself in business...😂
He's coming up in may
He’s being stingy
“Is it morning pee or afternoon pee” Top Dawg asking the important questions
I really love the hand clapping in the beginning. The dynamic you two have is amazing
When Todd's colon is going to be as empty as his gaze...
This comment deserves more recognition. Good job mommy.
@@Highlikeheaven89 Recognition is normal size now, thanks Jeans above 18.
@@GlizzyTrefoil tom turned into a telescope after he slept for 3 days my baby
His gaper is going to be so empty he may as well just put some eggs in it or something
I was thinking this the entire time they were talking about it lmao
Kristine: "don't show me anyone throwing up." Also, "here is an old person passing away, isn't it great?" I'm starting to think she's the real serial killer in the family.
That tok ruined my day very low and loose Tina
so far the one thing that's fucked me up from this show
yeah I'm done
Todd's been trying to tell us this for years, we've just been chewing on our cigs and ignoring the signs for too long.
Imagine the last surviving child of an apocalypse finding the YMH Cube and becoming the new mesiah with the teachings of Thee Main Mommies and Jeans.
Cool guys are the disciples of tomorrow
I love going back in time and watching these Victoria's Secret models!
Watching tom put on his glasses to read is the most dad thing ever
Omfg guys...... His name was Reese. Not Reesie. They're peanut butter cups that BELONG to REESE. Those cups are Reese's. Idk why this is so hard. Literally rhymes with "pieces."
Right? This is driving me nuts.
Ask them the possessive form of the name Denise
Reeseeees pieceeeeees
Reese sees PC's?
@@EulogizingSleep Deneecees
I leave YMH live physically and mentally ill each and every time but I still follow proto while I watch and share the masterpiece.
The whole Drumline defense with Rotten Tomatos is just an overall reason as to why RT is the worst way to decide a films rating 🤣
I love you guys so much because watching your podcasts make me feel so less alone in this world 😩❤️
"Tommy are there people watching you right now?"
"Yeahhh...you know like 3 or 4....million"
Always have YMH turned up to 11 & I don’t care who’s listening even at work
Maybe if they come over for moose soup they will watch it with you julia its me joe
So edgy
That's not stingy
Fuck yea brother #electriciansThatLoveYMHgang
That’s what’s UP.👍
I can't tell you how many times I said "I'm having chest pains!" During that old guy clip.
Nadev: "I already have it up"
*doesn't have it up*
Them saying "it doesn't look like she's enjoying it" then sounds of intense ball slapping had my chuckle.
How do they show a clip of Fedsmoker at the beginning and then never go back to it! C'mon man don't be stingy Tom!
Hershey's just didnt want to alienate any potential buyers.
It’s re-sizz not ree-seas....how is this a debate? Is this Tom’s version of Christina’s FedEx or Bert’s Ben A-fleck?
No doubt. I’ve been picturing it spelled as Ben Uhfleck. Either way, super tiktokked pronunciations all around.
It's a replay of "Ho a man out" vs. 'Home here now'
Obviously he's baiting.
It's objective truth. Reese made the pieces. They are reese's pieces lol
Wait, how does Christina pronounce FedEx?
I'm here from 2 months in the future. You're gonna fucking lose your shit over "won."
Danny Brown laying on the floor with a $30 gaming headset just made me love him even more
I love Danny Brown...😁👍
"It's like going to Israel and not going to Jerusalem." - Josh Potter
This might be the most brilliant utterance I've heard in my 39 years.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my mommies out there!!
I watched the live show and tbh they could have gone harder. My date only almost threw up, and only three times.
I think they need to do the opposite and just be funny instead, they do it on the free show all the time. Idk why they've focused so heavily on the heavy r shit
We need to start an online petition, EAT TOM'S SCRUM...... If Kristine doesn't chow down on the scrum, she will be cancelled........
Good morning mommy’s have a great day and make sure to get extra stoned. Enjoy your holidays mom and dad
Bet tyler i will get super stoned gotta follow proto ya know jeanjacket
Super excited for my 29th birthday in a week... Thanks guys.
Just watched Drum Line. Lucky for me I had just washed the dishes and had 2 spoons at the ready, to pluck both my eyes out of my head.
Christina - “you can’t go by the audience score half of them are idiots”
Also Christina - “you also can’t go by the critic score”
She does this shit all the time
I mean she's right. People are dumb, and critics are dumb people
Because at the end of the day you really can only trust your own opinion
@@tonyluiscomedy and Drumline happens to be a fine american film... this is a shyte time line for this to be a reality
@@shoonger001 shyte af
I am watching this from rehab! Just following Wednesdays proto!
@@nullobject5943 i love this community
We love ya, buddy!👍😁
10 to 12 Benadryl will help with your recovery
Ugh I need to be, but here is too avoidance! Good luck for real 😊
@@leratomaja9709 that’s good advice😂
We will never forget the valor that was stolen in the battle of the mailbox keys. Sickening.
That mommy who hacked the cube is forever a legend!!!
"9/11 just happened we needed Drumline"
I love YMH
Fedsmoker has reincarnated as the King: all is well.
I thought it was fence smoker this whole time 😐
@@mrMEATrOcKa yeah no, his whole gig was harassing the feds and cops. Fed smoker
@@mrMEATrOcKa but fence smoker fits well too lol
That’s what Fedsmoker wants us to think!
You guys think fatstronauts will be just as good as drum line or am I fully tiktoked?
That’s like comparing apples to drumline dude
Isn't tim heidecker and John c reilly already doing that show? I mean, eventually they'll be sent to space and it'll be basically the same and it's odd they came up with that idea around the same time the show came out. Probably a coincidence, or maybe they saw it and thought it could be funnier because that show isn't really that funny
Crystals toks were more disturbing than anything I watched during the last live show. Truly unsettling.
The O's tattoo is a drug reference mommy. Ounces. Khalil be slinging that dirt.
At 49 mins the look of disgust on toms face is priceless 🤣
anything with toms mom is comedy gold.
You mean Charro
I just want someone to love me as much as Christina loves Tom.
Not to be a complete fuckin ***** but I wish I saw them interact while I was in a relationship I cared about a few years ago. They are patient with each other. They show how to do it while being sharp as nails and it’s so endearing.
I was such a fucking monster for no fucking reason.
@@dsauce8780 I feel ya on that last statement. I've been there and I've rarely felt anything worse.
Christine saying brekky makes me genocidal.
Lololol.....what group of people will catch your ire?
@@migrantson Congratulations! You are the FIRST PERSON in TH-cam history to use the word "ire" in the comment section. You are officially the biggest NERD in the Universe.
Sounds like Ken needs his brekky this morning.
You should get ya some brekkie, man. Not doing so could give you a case of the grumpies.
@J. Ørn "crankers and angers"
Vince should walk into the lunch room and just yell WOOOO
Audiobrigemat needs to make an Alex Jones cube I'd buy instantly.
Me too!!
Toms emanating some Garth energy today, I like that.
2 mins late - you didn't follow proto buddy you're done!
Mi
Kombat of me make up
O
How You Get A Job Here
"What was it like getting your scrum eaten?"
"Well, I can't....I mean, how do you describe a rainbow?"
All jokes aside, I’m really happy the mommies got that cameo for Nadav.
Toms dad is the best. His reaction to the pigs question had me in tears.
The “live life 3-6-5”! Dude Looks like he eats all those frozen foods out of a bucket 🪣
This Drumline thing has to be an elaborate troll, INCLUDING the RT scores
My boss told me to stack the boxes high and tight at my job, immediately thought of the podcast
They aren't unicorns, I still peroctially hook up with a bed head hanger offer. But it is magical.
The hysterical laughter from the crew is so good!!!!
Potter has quite the "glow" to him. Can really tell it made a difference.
Tina definitely milked the bear before this podcast.
The Slow talking fella was KILLING me, then as Christina asked about him and the automated r word came in HOT 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣
Tina: is that a problem of yours?
Nadiv: not since I saw drumline. 🤣🤣
I'm so happy I got the live show. It was fantastic and, as weird as this sounds, I really enjoyed being part of the YMH audieo of cool guys and May-guns. 😀
It's Reese's with an apostrophe, so the candy belongs to Reese. His name wasn't "Reesee".
It's that simple. The lady in the video made it simple. The person in the letter said "Call it whatever you want as long as you keep buying our product". There is no controversy here.
exactly
the reece’s belongs to me🤨
Can’t hear Tim read the “Talkspace” ad without hearing “Tok Space”
I thought they were talking about Tom toks not Tom Talks
I’m done 🤣
I read this comment moments after this exact moment and feeling the same way.
“Is it a morning pee or an afternoon pee?” Top Dogg has been asking the important questions his entire life.
Omg Tom’s Mom’s commentary on the Live show is amazing.
"Reesie Cup" might be enough for me to no longer like Christine anymore
bruh, it took you that long?
Bro, I find new reasons every episode. Spoiled Valley girl woke 2mg stolen valor nerd
When I see solo mommies I turn into a telescope
Somethings fishy here
@@GrrillaFinger What? Like the other comment above this one that says this exact thing?
@@ADPax10 lol yeah think that's what it is
That’s right....live life 365
Stolen valor
Oh Jesus christ for a second I thought I accidentally put on YMH live 3 and I absolutely scrambled for my phone like it was on fire. Heartbeat now normal. Thx.
Good morning my queens above 18.
"J'in your D is just keeping the vibes going"
I just laughed so hard it cured my asthma
Me: *standing in a grocery store checkout line, j'in my d*
Checkout clerk: OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just keeping the vibes going man
Watching Your Moms House at My Mom's House on Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for Jeans that are high as well as tight.
Good Morning My Jeans Above 18! Let's have a nice hot breakfast, get our white tee shirts on and open ourselves up to supernatural opportunity. Try it out! 👑
Live 365!
The guy in the last clip is Elliot Hulse. He's been a TH-camr for years, and he gets WAY crazier than that clip.
I looked at his channel after five years. He's so much more insane now.
Elliot Hulse and the Hodge Twins...jumped the shark.. sad.
My favorite movie is "Robin Hood: Men in Tights".
I said hey, HEY!!! Hey nani nani and a ho ho ho...
Drumline, Stomp The Yard, You Got Served; all some of my favorite movies!
John and Christina are hysterical...adult humor 😌👍👍
My jeans are so high and tight right right now
Where is the YMH cube I’m telling you we will boycott if it is not released
Nadav won that Drumline argument hard lmao
1:11:25 .. I love how Christina stops laughing as if Tom's Mom is there getting on to her 😂
Soo thrilled youre soo happy for live shows Tom.. how bout choppin the price in half?! Hahah
12 minutes in and christinia is showing she's not ride or die
The anti-fan champ.😬
Totally not FGTRTD material
She better get it together
Jeezus, just checked garths Instagram. Drumline even made it over there lmao. Nice work jeans!
The snot rocket guy probably just got whatever he snorted stuck in his nose. He wasnt about to be stingy and waste that good good.
Tom’s Dad “ Is it morning pee or afternoon pee? “ OMG 😆 This explains a lot LOL
Fuuuuucking hell, Christine trying to analyze Josh with her "Psychiatry-By-Association" degree that she picked up from Drew is painful to watch