Sue Woo is an actual real estate agent where I live, I always saw her ad on bus stops and would send them to my friends. It's about time she gets national recognition.
scott alder I do when I’m listening when I’m in bed but most time it’s me and my wife watching it. Either way 3 hours is commitment unless listening at work or falling asleep to it. I miss the old shows to tho. Way more “I don’t give a f energy” a few years ago. Still love it tho
Jackie sounds like the coolest person. (considering the situation, I was expecting someone weird in some way. She sounded totally nice and normal.) Yeah Jackie! way to represent Canada.
I’m still pissed that they stopped doing the intro on repeat for like 10 minutes 🤣🤣 that shit had me dying every time Especially the one time when Tom would keep bringing it back throughout the episode, that was my favorite lol I gotta find which episode that was
I'm pretty sure matthew was just baked. I don't smoke weed often but I was watching it high and thinking " this dude is just high what's wrong with that?"
Sounds like Jackie was quite literally both high and tight! Also, Mcconaughey reminds me of the speech rhythm of Hedberg on that first one. But without a punch line.
@@seanforehand755 exactly, if she's down for round two, she got something out of it. He obviously has stanima, so I don't think Josh's ability to please a woman was ever in question.
I think thats him trying to deal with the awkwardness of christina step by step asking how jackie and josh fucked xD just overall a pretty hard thing to keep a straight face while talking about it
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Tom's laugh when he says, "And you know it already comes with onions!" He sounded exactly like Top Dog. I could really use another Top Dog call in, always gives such sage advice
I was listening to some old episodes and top dog definitely figured out he was on the pod and started trying to be funny, which made it no longer funny. He's best when he's completely natural.
Glad that trimmer battery last 90 min, I have a thick layer of hair on top of more hair, my ball trimmer needs the same power as a Cessna to take care of this mess.
Im canceling all YMH interviews. I want Tommy and Christina, the crew, and nothing but authentic YMH. Josh and Jackie story was the best listening Ive heard in a long time. It was very sweet. Good girl!
2 hours with just the mommies. This is a good Wednesday.
Deadass tho
Fucking love solo mommy episodes
@@xXjeffXx38 Is it "Dead ass"??!!..Whole time I thought Tony from Utah was always saying "Dat ass".
Only guests I’ll love every time is Brandon Urie, Danny Brown and Hairy Potter 🤙
J Sakes wensdeee
It's so obvious RPC has his dead mother somewhere in his apartment
I kinda want drew to find the corpse
She's in the room he wouldn't let Josh see.
🤣🤣🤣
Explains the roaches.
I gonna cum
Hard to look at Tom now without seeing knife-stabbing move-busting super thin Saegal.
DanteZzZ Toms a punk bitch. Divorce is in his future😜
Do they talk about the video in this episode? If so anyone got a time stamp?
@@auraglasswerks4900
oh, go to bed
@@Devin-zn8ic
time stamp MY FISt
I mean of course he's thin, Tom Segura has been dancing his *whole life*
Sue Woo is an actual real estate agent where I live, I always saw her ad on bus stops and would send them to my friends. It's about time she gets national recognition.
Potters low eye got Jackie in the high eye😜
😂😂😂 god tier comment
omg
Lmao You win.
I've had pretty bad depression lately and every single time I can hear the sound booth boys laugh I cant stop myself from smiling.
Missed you, Jeans!
Mistyfrompokemon same :)
silliness will almost always be a major weapon against the low eye. i like that!
Keep 'em high and tight Misty and my fellow Depressives in the comments :-) x
Depressed people SOOWOO
Get offf!
Josh’s intro sound bite should definitely be:
“Hey... this is Josh!”
cuz he was jumped in! SOOWOO
I was fUckeD in
After this episode, he was DEFINITELY fucked in.
@@everyvillainislemons7583 Oh he absolutely was fucked in, no jumped in bullshit.
Any of you mommies know where I can find the autotuned Josh Potter theme?
Why do I always choose to watch ymh when I’m eating? Why haven’t I learned?
I've made the same mistake a couple of times
That's some real shit !!
Ditto!
DUDE! TOTALLY!
I won’t do that, ever!
Dont know why people are suprised he was good at dancing. Hes been doing it for like 87 years.
Nice reference
Hey Tom Segura... You been dancing your entire life.
I know.
Great comment I forgot about that
He invented it and taught Michael Jackson
@Penguini Linguini you missed the joke he used to say this about Steven Segal in his act
When is topdog going to be on the podcast?
That's what I've been saying!!
There's no greater feeling than killing the enemy buddy.
@@chaseblackledge9778 does this guy qualify as a cool guy
th-cam.com/video/hKDjglOnbfY/w-d-xo.html
Ben J bruh...
@@trelambert3158 it's a toughy.. Legit curiosity vs possibility of visual trauma stamped in my brain forever 🤷🏻♀️
I’m not saying Tom segura is John travolta, but they both just so happen to be out of the country at the same time.....
I've never seen them in the same room
@Isaac Martinez They can both dance too, which is even more suspicious.
ƁᴇғᴏʀᴇƮʜᴇļɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ Nice call. The plot thickens..
I’m not saying that John Travolta is a homosexual Scientologist but he happens to be out of the country at the same time as Tom Segura....
Xplora213 soooooo tommy buns is a Scientologist you’re saying? Gotcha
Finally, an episode that’s high and tight throughout again
Honestly the best episodes are the ones without guests
No guest!? No Nikki Glaser telling us stories about her exes and sex life?
YES!!!!!!!!!
Thank the Lord
She likes butt stuff also. But hates herself.
God she is annoying Her shtick is talking openly about taking it in the ass Wow! so edgy and hilarious😒
When they ask her how she got into the comedy scene, she is going to say "I was fucked-in!"
i aint mad at it
It's cool they had Bert on at 16:30
Keep em high and tight mommiez
He looks like he might be at 205 now.
@Anton Shurik no, but his racism has been flaring up
Thumbnail = the last thing the starbucks barista sees
"Jesus Christ, you fucking killed her, dude." -Push to Tom
Joe needs to help out mommy with an alibi
I just laughed so hard
Tom is the Psycho-Champ
Or Cristina
*MUSIC VIDEO REACTION WITH BERT NOW WE DEMAND IT !!!!!!!*
Check Bert's instagram, they posted a short video about it. Not a full reaction, but a little taste.
instagram.com/p/B5EAVgyHnDv/?
@@kylegaruhn4805 looool!
I was wondering if the fatty was bert in a extra fat suite or a look alike 🤣🤣
@@mgtowanonymous3120 I thought maybe it was deepfake :o
@@kylegaruhn4805 loooool yea I was thinkin that to I couldn't tell hahahhahahasha
Josh turned damn near purple when whatserface was on the phone.
"This episode is brought to you by Saatva"
Me: *cries out of happiness*
Never thought hearing an ad would bring me such happiness every week
Still, bummed they cut the first hour of proper long intro
I have a Saatva Queen luxury firm. I love it!
something clever you dumb lol stfu
@something clever your jeans were loose, but you pulled them up now they tight
I haven't watched the past like 25 episodes, but a no guest episode was too tempting to miss.
We need more of these old school eps. The interviews have been creeping into becoming the whole show lately.
scott alder I like it but just wish they weren’t 3 hours.
@@humpinglifedry I prefer long form podcasts but thats just my preference.
scott alder I do when I’m listening when I’m in bed but most time it’s me and my wife watching it. Either way 3 hours is commitment unless listening at work or falling asleep to it. I miss the old shows to tho. Way more “I don’t give a f energy” a few years ago. Still love it tho
I strongly, strongly, so strongly identify with this comment.
I think this is mostly because of Tom's touring honestly. Now that he's back hopefully it goes back to normal
I thought they were gonna change the theme song a while back, josh’s rendition would be nice every once in awhile at least.
Yea the wavy arms part hits me kinda wrong
travis adams exactly what I was thinking now that they are back in the states
Tommy's Manscaped ads are the only ones of all the podcasts I listen to that I don't skip through
Omg Tom Segura the pro hip hop dancer?! So glad he’s branching out.
Jackie sounds like the coolest person.
(considering the situation, I was expecting someone weird in some way. She sounded totally nice and normal.) Yeah Jackie! way to represent Canada.
Really needed this alone time w
Tommy, push, and the roach 💗
So happy mommy Jeans has accepted the long intros, was a stressful time a while back
I hate podcast music. It's just a reason to fast forward.
like when they almost fired Blueban?
Ugh no I agreed with her
I’m still pissed that they stopped doing the intro on repeat for like 10 minutes 🤣🤣 that shit had me dying every time
Especially the one time when Tom would keep bringing it back throughout the episode, that was my favorite lol I gotta find which episode that was
Manscape: There's no way they can make our ad any more filthier
Tom: Hold my sack
You mean fondle
^ this guy doesn't get it... it's a hold my beer meme.
And may I say the funniest comment I've read this month.
Holld my pocket mang
Jackie seems like a lovely and genuine person. Bravo to her.
This was an iconic episode which fully encompasses YMH and why I tune in every week. Keep em high n’ tight mommies!
Wait what the heck why didn’t they ask if Jackie came?? That was all I wanted to know
You had to pay for that
@Matthew Rasero are you kidding? Cockroach is swingin that hammer like a deck builder being paid per nail.
Pretty sure Matthew McConaughey knows where G hides the bodies.
They share the same lots
I'm pretty sure matthew was just baked. I don't smoke weed often but I was watching it high and thinking " this dude is just high what's wrong with that?"
Jon Mattingly Honestly he’s been baked for so long he is just going to sound weird.
Missed you Tom! Christina and Josh kept it high and tight while you were away.
Awe Jeans, an HIV "cocktail" is a combination of anti-virals... it's not a shake or drink.
HIV cocktail reminds me of a bloodborne item haha
fuck,she's stupid.
poor tom. hope he finds his dalmatian
@@kjcorder Jeez
Tom you are the DANCE CHAMP
Tommy Bunz is literally leveling up right before our eyes. Killing it! Bert must be soo jealous.
16:30 It's nice of Bert's neighbors to help him with his groceries.
The guy that's always violently laughing in the back is my favorite part of the podcast.
You guys should have more episodes without guests. Don’t get me wrong I love the guests but you guys are great together
If Emma Watson is self-partnered then I'm trying to get in on a three-way with that couple, ya know what I'm sayin. Can I get a amen
I never thought she was hot? Maybe cause I'm not into Harry Potter?
Just the mommies!!! Yes!!!
I follow You and the Mommies!
Wow, you are *everywhere*. May all of your enemies be plauged with low and loose jeans.
Tom: *Adds picture of Asian women to t-shirt
Cops: We'll take 200
Sue wu!
Sounds like Jackie was quite literally both high and tight!
Also, Mcconaughey reminds me of the speech rhythm of Hedberg on that first one. But without a punch line.
Piss on me, beat me (at tic-tac-toe).
Cross a man out
TikTok toe?
@@rusemodeI'm smiling like an idiot in a doctor's office. Thanks bro.
Don't skip the manscaping ad at the beginning. It's great.
For real tho... Prolly the best ad I've ever sat through 😂
thanks manscaping rep. we'll watch your ad.
Just lost my job, bout to invest all my savings into multivitamins.
Onnit.com
Try it out
Did it help you in the long run?
Josh has to give Jackie another go. She’s the one
Is it weird that they didnt ask Jackie if she came? I wonder and I'm a dude ferchrissakes
Gaaaaaaay
Also, a dude and I was disappointed they didn't ask. At least CP should've asked.
@@Fryed_Bryce Sounds like you would have been in to the hooker from Milan. JS.
She said she loved him almost immediately, she came buckets.
@@seanforehand755 exactly, if she's down for round two, she got something out of it. He obviously has stanima, so I don't think Josh's ability to please a woman was ever in question.
Timothy, your dance video was somehow much more amazing than I ever could have imagined. That shit was comedic genius.
Grant Stonex *Tomothy
Christina P guilt tripping tom with texts while he's there with potter. I'm rolling in tears, that's so savage. what a story
Also Jackie and Josh are actually going to end up getting married
100%
I hope so
"I love people that don't want to talk to me."
Josh is an great guest didn’t even know he was being interviewed
You write dumb
This is my favorite guest you've had on.
I love at first people were saying the intro was too long, then Tom made all of us want a longer intro, and they never changed the original length.
RIGHT WHERE IS THE LONG ONE
Ok. I need my “Sue Wu” Shirt 😂😂😂
Holy fck I’m dead
MY MOMMIES ARE BACK AND MY JEANS ARE SO HIGH AND TIGHT
Want to watch me get off in 4 strokes?
My jeans get tight thinking about RPC
Sounds like Jackie might be wifey material for the ol' cucaracha
Anyone else think Christina was dressed as captain Marvel?
Now that you mentioned it... to be honest Christina might've played the role better
@@jesseknox9322 *Marcel
Christina probably hates the idea of female superheroes.
100%
Crip member: yo what's up wit yo shirt.
Me: I got it from Yourmomshouse merc..
..
..
Crip: *proceeds to stomp in my face*
End the Tim Dillon ban!
He'd be great as a guest on here
Yes!!!
Nothing better then a mommies only episode
Your rotund man looks like the "bad guy"from the south park episode that tore wow to shreds lol
We all need a Jackie in our lives
The whole time they were on the phone with Jackie, Tom looked SO irritated. Hahaha.
I think thats him trying to deal with the awkwardness of christina step by step asking how jackie and josh fucked xD just overall a pretty hard thing to keep a straight face while talking about it
--irritated-- jealous (and embarrassed but glad Christina P is asking the questions we all actually want to know)
he's embarrassed. tbh i had to skip the whole convo, even tho i had been waiting for closure on this subplot haha
Christina: "So clearly Josh didn't wear a condom, so Jackie did you wear a special 'outfit'?"
Matthew just made a movie with Snoop Dogg and Harmony Korine, you know he’s on something in that video lmao
"it's international roadass" - Josh Potter
Can't believe he stabbed Bert that was so savage.
Two words: no mercy
Being from Buffalo, the story about Josh is honestly awesome to hear. Lotta good memories with Canadian neighbors haha
Gotta check out with the M and the E, keep the high eye, not the low eye
Was kind of hoping the mommy's would sick the jeans army on that! 😂
Hey mommies! This is just what I needed after dealing with the FGTRTDs at work all day. You guys are doing good!
thtory time!
Tom Segura dance video is the best thing I've seen in a while🤣
Just the Mommies together? Oh..... I really like that
the dog mask behind Tom is made from a John Travolta mask. Once you see it you can't unsee it.
That song at the end is a song I would actually listen to lol
Camdon Inks thanks Jeans!! I just released it on SoundCloud , you’ll also find “That’s My Jean” on there . That’s My Jean is available everywhere , and this one , “Where’s Your Water” will be on Apple Music , iTunes , Spotify , etc in just a couple days. soundcloud.com/dubri/wheres-your-water
Im looking for the soo woo song, yall remember what episode that was in?
The black guy that wears the turban is Justin Trudeau
I fucking died reading this! Thank you 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
That was amaze.
😂😂😂
15:29 Man, Bart Crumples really let himself go after Sober October.
lebebop it’s the aftermath of the deep depression from losing in hip-hop dance to Tom. :/
the best couple ever...the dynamic is unreal
SHOW STARTS: 3:33
AD BREAK: 48:14 TO 50:09
already my favorite episode ever
Jackie is the best kind of person.
I’m so happy listening to Josh’s girl. She sounds awesome 😊🙌
That chic sounds 14 years old. Did Potter card this girl
You can see a vid of her in the submissions clip online, she's pretty cute
Myztik which episode and time is she on it ?
@@1AndAHalfMensFavoriteFan th-cam.com/video/QA0hIFNTRWE/w-d-xo.html
Tom's laugh when he says, "And you know it already comes with onions!" He sounded exactly like Top Dog. I could really use another Top Dog call in, always gives such sage advice
I was listening to some old episodes and top dog definitely figured out he was on the pod and started trying to be funny, which made it no longer funny. He's best when he's completely natural.
Finally, an episode without a guest
Just watched instant family. Loved it man! Good work Tom! Anyone that is a fan and hasn't watched it should. It's on Hulu. Home here now. Thanks Mommy
Tom and Tina should make tinder profiles and see who can rake in more matches
This is B.S. Push would easily get 10x the matches.
Girls on dating apps can thousands without even trying lol
Glad that trimmer battery last 90 min, I have a thick layer of hair on top of more hair, my ball trimmer needs the same power as a Cessna to take care of this mess.
Christina acting like weed gets in the way of intimacy lmao
Normies don't get it....it's not totally her fault
what if it does for her? lmao
It can. Weed effects everyone differently
The Magic Johnson bit killed me. I haven't laughed that hard in a while! "Oh it kills poor people, I thought so... The shakes had uranium in them" 😭😭😭
Whoa, Jackie sounds amazing... Extremely sane.... I think they should go on a normal date
I love these solo episodes so much. Keep it up mommies.
Whenever I look at Josh and remember that he's only in his early 30s, I realize how great I'm holding up at 31.
It’s so dope to get a YMH Notification for a new episode while watching an old episode.
Sounds like Josh needs a good old fashioned GFE experience here in the US.
Im canceling all YMH interviews. I want Tommy and Christina, the crew, and nothing but authentic YMH. Josh and Jackie story was the best listening Ive heard in a long time. It was very sweet. Good girl!
How good of a sport is Jackie I mean jesus christ ... it's Josh. haha then to do the call for the show. Hats off good on you Jackie
Yeah, that girl is a saint. God, i can only imagine seeing that beautiful being in lingerie, i'd come right then ^^
We gotta get Top Dog and Charro in the studio