@@TOHPHAYT1 Yeah, WW1 was based on outdated kings and queens getting angry at each other and starting a world war. WW! is the reason why kings and queens don't have real power anymore for the major countries of the world.
More than once I’ve drunkenly put the pizza upside down in the oven and wondered why so much ice was melting off and falling to the bottom of the oven. “Damn dude that thing must be frozen as fuuuuck.”
Thats sounds crazy like how can you mess up that bad....and then i remembered how many times stoned ive at least 3 or 4 times put the pizza in the oven...with the plastic on lmao then im like....why this pizza look odd and then first bite tastes like a walmart plastic bag mixed with half decent pizza lmao
THE GERMANS HAD SO MANY OVENS LEFT AFTER WW2 THAT THEY DECIDED TO START MAKING PIZZAS. THEY COULDNT CALL IT HITLER PIZZA SO THEY WENT WITH RED BARON. How hard was that Adam?!?!
I thought the joke would be that the Red Baron was like Santa and every night he had to fly to every school in the world to deliver the pizza for the boys and girls and then one morning every school had to have an assembly to explain to the kids that he was shot down by Nick in an airplane made of bread. Which is why Stav doesn't remember his school ever having it.
Jesus Adam, The Red Baron got shot down and said, ‘I guess I’ll make pizza cuz I’m gay’, then ww2 started up and the Germans said, ‘ya, veer gonna need deez ovens.’
Red Baron is great for burning the roof of your mouth and feeling no pleasure or taste from what's supposed to be comfort food. They should've called it Red Roof Inn
I miss the little cubed, spongy pepperoni things. Tombstone used to have a big bag of these mfers. I emailed them complaining about them not making them anymore a year or so ago.
I'm just here to say I'm mad this isn't about the Red Baron DOS game because I would play this at sleep overs with the older boy that would sometimes M word me a little bit, boys will be boys though right?
The red barron pizza bit is an an actual texas era nick mullen bit. It starts with the red barron, goes to joseph mengele and yes the coup de grace involves ovens.
Stav can't remember jokes, romances, stories or any education from school but he has a photographic memory of his lunches
Stav's got that post meal clarity
Stav's brain is like a pc but all the programs have been uninstalled and the only thing taking up space is a folder with thousands of jpg's of food
Average Grekoid
but the breakfast
@@penguano5514 C:Storage/User/Admin/Pictures/Meals/School Meals
The Germans had all those left over ovens from when the Red Baron made all those pizzas.
Lol, they didn't have the Ovens in WW1 which is when the Red Barron was a thing
WW1 was ALL ovens, trench ovens, pointy hatted ovens, bi-plane ovens, etc..
@@Squashylemon oh shit for real?
@@TOHPHAYT1 Yeah, WW1 was based on outdated kings and queens getting angry at each other and starting a world war. WW! is the reason why kings and queens don't have real power anymore for the major countries of the world.
@@Squashylemon they didn't have the ovens for WW2 either
The force-Adam-to-do-the-bit bits are the best uncomfortable-funny on the show.
"I'm not here for the jokes" was a perfect response but Nick couldn't let it go lol
They highlight how gay he is lol like c’mon, say something like using Jew ash in the pizza dough idk
They really ran out of material didn't they
hands down lmao
Red Baron bangs when you got nothing left to live for
Buy an Air fryer makes the pizza and life better🤣
That explains why I liked it as a kid.
@@diapysikjfc
Red baron is the second time Germany and Italy teamed up to do something *really* cool
Germany and Italy were enemies during WWI
@@waltermatthewberg what were they in wwii you tard
@@wking4699 That's literally the joke
@@Carolinelili413lmao
The Holy Roman Empire :)
3:39 the way Adam says “it’s nazi pizza” makes me wish i was dead
The way Stav says “okay” afterward lol
Knot-c
Love the authoritative way in which Stav speaks on school snacks.
But seriously, why don't they make the whole plane out of pizza?
Nick getting mad at Adam for not stealing his bit like he expected is pretty funny. No win scenario.
Adam Kobayashi Maru’d him and he never saw it coming
More than once I’ve drunkenly put the pizza upside down in the oven and wondered why so much ice was melting off and falling to the bottom of the oven. “Damn dude that thing must be frozen as fuuuuck.”
Thats sounds crazy like how can you mess up that bad....and then i remembered how many times stoned ive at least 3 or 4 times put the pizza in the oven...with the plastic on lmao then im like....why this pizza look odd and then first bite tastes like a walmart plastic bag mixed with half decent pizza lmao
Never happened
The “why don’t we make the whole plane out of pizza” is adapted from a Norm MacDonald joke.
We actually don't know who wrote these jokes. My guess? Some guy
THE GERMANS HAD SO MANY OVENS LEFT AFTER WW2 THAT THEY DECIDED TO START MAKING PIZZAS. THEY COULDNT CALL IT HITLER PIZZA SO THEY WENT WITH RED BARON. How hard was that Adam?!?!
This doesn’t make sense
Otis Spunkmeyer cookies would've been an absolute softball for this podcast.
It's true. Otis is an inherently funny name.
I’m glad they are on the podcast and you aren’t
They hit on it in episode 21
Pizza sauce doesn’t burn hot enough to melt steel beams.
Jesus Christ. It was CLEARLY an oven joke.
Only spoiled rich kids had SYSCO cafeterias...ARAMARK cafeteria kids know what I mean...
grey blob
canned fruit from the 70's military rations
piece of bread
A nice joke, but in case anyone's confused: It's Sysco, not Cisco.
It’s The Rock not Barack
nice to see adam explaining the joke
I just left Sysco after 8 years. AMA
Not to be confused with sisqó
That thong
I thought the joke would be that the Red Baron was like Santa and every night he had to fly to every school in the world to deliver the pizza for the boys and girls and then one morning every school had to have an assembly to explain to the kids that he was shot down by Nick in an airplane made of bread. Which is why Stav doesn't remember his school ever having it.
Yeah me too
Why would that ever be the joke?
It’s obvious now that I hear it.
The way Nick rrally leaned into it I thought the joke was gonna be that the nazis got tired if putting jews in tge oven and moved on to pizza
Goddamn I hope they're not paying Adam. I'm not convinced that he even knows where he is half the time.
“Sleepy” Adam
Stav has way more enthusiasm for this topic than any other.
Jesus Adam, The Red Baron got shot down and said, ‘I guess I’ll make pizza cuz I’m gay’, then ww2 started up and the Germans said, ‘ya, veer gonna need deez ovens.’
Lmao they should've docked Adam for this episode.
My favorite part is when Nick *definitely* had a bit in mind and want stringing Adam along just to watch him squirm like the worm he is
It's funny that you showed Cisco when they were talking about Sisqó
Sysco
Sysco, they're a food service company, they deliver frozen and refrigerated food to restaurants and schools and whatnot
What the fuck is Sisqó
@@Mace907 thawng tha thawng thawng thawng
Tombstone is actually my favorite pizza and its definitely not French bead
Everyone in my high school hated the Obama’s because we had Burger King and SubWay in our cafeteria before Michelle hit us.
I hated that shit so much.
Red barron four cheese is a fantastic frozen pizza
Dude, you have a pic of the Red Baron logo in the thumbnail and you STILL spelled it wrong.
It’s so he doesn’t get sued
Adam “comedian” friedland
His anecdotes are great indeed
Red Baron is great for burning the roof of your mouth and feeling no pleasure or taste from what's supposed to be comfort food. They should've called it Red Roof Inn
Ah, that's quite funny.
Red rocket
Red baron was in Maryland public schools those and the clux deluxe chicken sandwich were my go to🤣
Freschetta was boss. Maybe im crazy but I think they changed the pizza itself along with the packaging and its not the same anymore.
Agreed. It used to be better
@@Ultrad321 Respect
@@squigin3380 definitely used to be absolutely baller and now it tastes like drywall
@@kirsty_yamaha it really does. Family cooked one yesterday and it looked terrible.
I love this relationship
1:28 did anyone else audibly hear "Running on empty, food review" ?
I miss the little cubed, spongy pepperoni things. Tombstone used to have a big bag of these mfers. I emailed them complaining about them not making them anymore a year or so ago.
I searched “Suit Who Reviews Food” and my nerd boy here’s channel came up first thing.
Review Brah
review brah is so insanely boring. i dont get the appeal
I'm just here to say I'm mad this isn't about the Red Baron DOS game because I would play this at sleep overs with the older boy that would sometimes M word me a little bit, boys will be boys though right?
For you, the war is over. You are now gay.
Red Baron is objectivey the best frozen pizza
Cape Cod pizza for life. Idk if they have it everywhere though
In the early seventies, my lunch room sold Little Debbie oatmeal cookies. Those sold out quickly.
Adam talks like a 20 year old zoomer girl
shows cisco network company but not sysco the food distributer
I love cool adam
We had dominos pizza and subway in our highschool cafeteria. Coke and Gatorade machines. Hot fries and what not
Is the joke that you're supposed to bake red baron pizza in a "gas" oven?
It’s not Cisco networking, it’s Sysco foods
Man you can really tell how bad of a time they’re having
nick is the red barron guy
How the fuck is Adam this bad at comedy? JFC
If this is the new age of comedy I am going to go fucking insane
Weak
Red Baron; More than Just Pizza in the Oven
God fucking damn it I need to hear this bit!
Why is it called red barren pizza when there's cheese and pepperoni on it?
Adam is such a god awful comedian. Good thing he’s Jewish.
Adam could be so horribly unfunny it’s not even a joke only reason why he’s on is to make fun of him half the time that’s the only time he contributes
The red barron pizza bit is an an actual texas era nick mullen bit. It starts with the red barron, goes to joseph mengele and yes the coup de grace involves ovens.
I remember on Thursdays our lunch would be a Wienerschnitzels chili dog and tater tots, best lunch ever
Sysco not Cisco lol
Red Baron. The universal sign of a struggling single mother
more like bread baron
Lol, thats the wrong Cysco
My elementary school used to make the best beef and cheese Nachos
SYSCO, not Cisco lmao
Adam sounds more miserable than any human being I’ve ever heard.
Like he's on the verge of crying or falling asleep. Even his laugh sounds like a dying seagull gasping for life.
WHAT WAS THE BIT
Adam Mothland being considered a comedian at all is a joke in itself.
Adam voice is changing
Stavs mic is always way too loud
Not Cisco Systems; Sysco.
Lmao! Wrong sysco in the video that one is a computer campany
That's funny af just had the Red Barron stuffed crust today and shit was nasty
Why do they allow that bug to speak?
Adam's friends: "Please just do one bit"
Jesus Adam just do a bit I'm getting annoyed
“Why did nazis make pizza, doesn’t make since to me it should be an Italian”
3 gays talking French bread pizza's! There is a joke hear I'm just to gay to figure it out.
Freshetta and Red Baron are both made by schwans…
I look at this footage and struggle to understand why childhood obesity is an issue
lol it's Sysco not Cisco
Thong tha thong thong thong
We got Mac Weldon undawear you can put oooon
no but seriously what was the bit
I’m more of tombstone guy… Red Baron is nazi pizza for me!
That was actually a waste of my time.
sisko is the only sisko that matters
Sysco, not Cisco.
Sysco not cicso
I went to school with the tumbstone pizza guys grand daughter
Did you have sex with her?
red baron something german something something nazis something oven baked
"Red Barron? More like Bread Aaron, a guy who made bread and invented pizza" boom easy
Adam is funny and I am gay
That carvery got me hungry as hell, lad😅
reb baron makes the french bread pizza
French bread pizza 🤢🤢
I love that they put footage of Cisco and not Sysco