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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ม.ค. 2012
- The Nugget Casino, Sparks, Nevada... 2-5-05
Video By Steve "Sparky" Hassenplug, aka Birmingham Steve...
Thanks Sparky... Lyrics below -
My baby mother been incarcerated
Otherwise she would have been here today
To testify that every word I stated
While it may be complicated
It's still true in a way
You see this woman here today
I hardly even know her
Okay, maybe once or twice I mighta give her a lift
But she never lent me any money your honor
Every penny that she gave me she said was a gift
She said that it was a gift
She said it was a gift
My baby mother been incarcerated
She had some trouble with an interstate cop
Who said he saw her driving by obliterated
And was further flusterated by the way she wouldn't stop
So they called out all the other cops
And had a high speed chase
They chased my baby through the side of a tree
That's when I think they might have planted marijuana in her suitcase
A court appointed lawyer told us, cop a plea
So we copped a plea
We copped a plea
My baby mother been incarcerated
I never had a lot of luck with the ladies, your honor
I never had a lot of luck with much of anything
My baby mother want to drive a Mercedes, your honor
My baby mother want to wear a bunch a diamond rings
She knows dang well I can't afford these things
Ah!
My baby mother been incarcerated
I'm kinda glad if I could tell you truth
But that don't have a whole lot here to do with this matter you see
This woman here today, she just don't have any proof
I don't know whose voice that could be there
On her telephone recorder
Maybe her brother or some other friend
Who is in on it too
Maybe the same old friend
Who came and helped her forge my signature
Because that is not my signature
I'm telling you the truth
I am telling you the truth
I'm telling you the truth
My baby mother been incarcerated
I understand about the verdict and everything, your honor
You're just doing your job and that's alright with me
Just one more thing before I leave for all my friends and my family
Can you tell me when this particular episode
Is gonna be on TV
I'm gonna be on TV
Nobody suffers like the poor people suffer
Nobody suffers like the poor people suffer
That's the most amused keyboard player in the history of music.
There truly is only one Todd Snider.
Thank you Universe for making me alive the same time as him. And thank you for letting me meet him and party with him.
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Love Todd Snider...only music to get you rocking at 8:00 am... he is brilliant!
Pure genius!
Todd Snider is just one cool cat !
Todd Snider RULES!!
This is so great
He kills this!!! LOVE it. He's so high. :)
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I am now officially on a mission to find a copy of that episode of Judge Judy.
Well?? Link please :)
That was a great performance!
Love this clip.
Amazing as always..., TY.. \m/
LOVED being there. Thanks for posting!
Will Kimbrough kinda jumped the lyrics at 3:45. Love it!!
Hey is awesome.
That was great!
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@@briano.1503 Thanks for the comment. I just watched this again. It was great! 👍
well of course..... brilliant!!!
I'm sure if I could understand the lyrics, I would love it! He's very smart.
Ok - I uploaded the lyrics - Right below the vid - enjoy
@@aknuthatch Thank you! Love it.
Say that again...he's what?
Dont know why ??? I love the MAN,,,,,,,,but I do
Fuckin,, awsome..
Isn't he ALWAYS high?
well that guy that sets his stuff up can roll a joint standing on a pin in a hurricane so there is your answer.TRUMP2020
I’m not saying he’s sober, but there’s no chance he’s as high as you think and still has that kind of timing