Kabal: What makes you think you can beat me? Kung Lao: Go as fast as you like, I can teleport to you. Kabal: Then I guess I'll hit "Breakneck" Speeds. Kung Lao: DOES EVERYONE HAVE ONE!? Kabal: We secretly meet on sundays to practice.
Shao Kahn: There you are! I finally found you Black. Geras: Hasn’t your blindness been healed? How do you confuse me for Erron? Shao Kahn: I know what I said.
Scorpion: Liu Kang erased me in his new era. Subzero: A timeline without scorpion, wouldn't that be a sight. Scorpion: Ummm, about that. Subzero: You made me scorpion in the next timeline!? Liu Kang: This is about having to wear yellow, isn't it? Subzero: If I can't freeze you to death in this timeline, I'll incinerate you in the next.
Here's a good one: Cetrion: What is it this time, Raiden? Raiden: I'm here to report damages on my car. Cetrion: Do I look like I work at an insurance comapny?! Raiden, offscreen: That's what Johnny Cage told me.
Mileena: shang tsung snapped my neck in mortal kombat 1 trailer Kung Lao: don't you think about saying it Mileena: welcome to my neck snapped club Kung Lao: oh son of a b-
I think Kenshi should invite MK1 Kitana since she got her eyes gouged out in the MK1 trailer and base game MK11 Shao Kahn because he got blinded by Kitana albeit because of poor writing and ridiculous plot armor to his blindness club.
Sub-Zero: Hanzo, why are you wearing Reptiles’ clothing? Scorpion (with his green Reptile outfit): I lost a wager to him. Sub-Zero: Wait, where is Reptile? Why isn’t he in the game? Scorpion: He’s playing poker with Ermac, Ferra/Tor, Tanya, Rain, and future Erron Black.
Robocop: Are you the owner of Sub-Zero’s Non Melting Ice-cream? Sub-Zero: That is correct! Robocop: For product liability, negligence, and 6 counts of attempted murder, you are under arrest Sub-Zero: wait WHAT?!? *cuts to Robocop arresting Sub-Zero and slamming his head on the police car*
Joker: So how is it that Kombat can have broken bones an shattered spines but be totally fine the next day? Scorpion: Unless Daddy Boon says so, no one truly dies here. Joker: All of the fun with all of the mess and no cleanup afterwards!? I love it here!
Johnny Cage: ok, random trivia question, there are only three countries in the world that begin with the letter F, what are they? Jacqui Briggs: uh, France 🇫🇷, Finland 🇫🇮, and… wait a second! Johnny Cage: That’s right, it’s Fiji 🇫🇯 [Jacqui Briggs off screen: God Dammit Mr Cage!]
Got a bunch for you along the theme of: Cetrion has to deal with people walking in on the hourglass. Shao Khan: *Walking on skulls.* Cetrion: Did you have to have those laid down beforehand? Shao Khan: It's called 'making an entrance'. You should learn to respect the artform. Cetrion: I will be sure to add your bones to the pile before cleaning up. Frost: *Head is connected to body.* Frost: Thank's for letting me do maintenance in here, Cetrion. Cetrion: You're lucky this was all set up from the first time we upgraded you. Frost: And it's always in pristine condition. Nightwolf: *Hawk flies to his arm.* Cetrion: It's bad enough that you're here, but birds? Nightwolf: Tweety is a noble creature, you should feel honored to be in his presence. Cetrion: Kronika will kill me if he shits anywhere. Nightwolf: *At a campfire.* Nightwolf: I noticed you do not stock any game here. Cetrion: No shit, Nightwolf. Why did you even think it was a good idea to camp here, of all places? Nightwolf: I don't have to justify myself to you. Johnny: *Lifting his trophy.* Cetrion: And why have you chosen to trespass upon this most holy of places? Johnny: I have a busy schedule, thought I could save time on my workouts if I went here. Cetrion: Are you being serious?! I almost feel dirty by association for having to kill a mortal as stupid as you. Sonya: *Drops in turret.* Cetrion: Do you have any idea what it's going to take to repair the hole you just put in the roof? Sonya: I missed the part where that was my problem? Cetrion: It will be once I sue you for damages. Cassie: *Drops in via helicopter.* Cetrion: How did you even fly that thing in here? Cassie: Not really sure but...do you know where we could park? Cetrion: No, now get it out of here before it crashes into something. Damned tourist. Baraka: *Spears lizard.* Baraka: That's the last of them, Cetrion. Now what about my payment? Cetrion: Did you not enjoy eating all the others? Baraka: Don't think I'll let you screw over Tarkatan Pest Control. Jacci: *Doing one-armed push-ups.* Jacci: Johnny was right about this place. The quiet really helps me focus. Cetrion: For the last time: Kronika's Keep is not a fitness center! I will not accept this or any more intrusions! Jacci: Remind me to knock down a star for antagonistic staff in my review. Kano: *Pisses on floor.* Cetrion: Really?! Right in front of the hourglass?! Kano: Sorry sheila, hard to find the bathroom in this place. Cetrion: I don't even know what to say. Good thing Geras is on janitor duty today. Kung Lao: *Meditates then portals into hat.* Kung Lao: Jacci's review was right, this place is great for meditation. Cetrion: Do you know what happened when I found her here? Kung Lao: I might've skipped that part. Erron: *Drops the bag with head rolling.* Cetrion: I will not tolerate littering before the hourglass. Erron: I need the bag for a different head. Yours, actually. Cetrion: By Me, this room is going to smell like a corpse for weeks. D'vorah: *Drops out of cocoon.* Cetrion: This is what I get for pissing off the Pest Control. D'vorah: This one was allowed to metamorphose here by Kronika's generosity. Cetrion: Well I'm still on janitor duty so you'll have to pay for not holding off on hatching tomorrow instead. Cetrion 1: *Walking in creating a bunch of plants.* Cetrion 2: You'll regret making more work for you to clean up. Get out of the keep until you can get your growth under control. Cetrion 1: I was not aware that in the future someone shoves a stick up my ass. Cetrion 2: You're about to learn just who that 'someone' was. Mileena: *Eating a tarkatan.* Mileena: Don't worry about the mess. Once I'm finished there won't be a scrap left. Cetrion: That is beside the point, you just killed the TPC's accountant now I'll never win back their trust. Mileena: Then I'm doing you a favor. Those con artists are better off enemies than friends.
Rambo: so they got Sylvester Stallone to voice me but they couldn’t afford Arnold Schwarzenegger? Terminator: Correct. Rambo: goes to show who’s the better man.
Scorpion: Quan Chi?! Impossible, I thought you were dead. Kabal (Quan Chi): Long time no see, Hanzo Hasashi. Scorpion: I have killed you once, and I'm going to do it again!
Raiden: Who's that skull from? Sub-Zero (with skull in his hand intro): From the motherfucker that beat me in Smash. Raiden: So that's why I haven't heard from Liu Kang
Robocop: the future blows, it’s unavoidable. Terminator: the warrior of the next millennium is the machine. Robocop: then I guess it’s time for a death battle…
1:55 probably not intentional, or maybe it is, but I like how the last frame of Terminator's reversed intro is a soda cup and in the next frame Cassie is sipping from one.
Sindel: I heard my counterpart killed you in your timeline... Grandmaster Kuai Liang: Only through Nightwolf's sacrifice did she fall. Sindel: I shall prepare you to finish her.
You should do a vid where whenever someone asks raiden a question he says he must consult with the elder gods, leaves, and comes back to answer that question
Sindel: “You will pay for Mileena, D’vorah.” D’vorah: “Why do you care if she lived or died?” Sindel: “Because whether or not I birthed her, she was still my daughter by blood!”
Cassie Cage: really? Your name is NOOB Saibot? Noob Saibot: if you’d like, you could call me “Tobias Boon” instead. Cassie Cage: yeah, I’ll stick with Noob.
Kung Lao: I’ve heard you’ve started a TH-cam channel in another timeline. Baraka: So what earthrealmer? Kung Lao: teach me how to voice multiple people in one video.
Liu Kang: "I was thinking we could play a more co-operative video game." Raiden: "That sounds much more relaxing than Super Smash Brothers." Liu Kang: "It seems I will be the teacher this time, Lord Raiden." Feel free to expand on what game they'd be playing, hijinks may ensue.
War Thunder which eventually leads to Raiden leaking classified documents to make his favorite vehicles stronger( but he has skill issue which made him do it in the first place)
@@stevenkurtz2730 Actually, if you use Shang tsung’s “condemned to the damned” fatality on robocop, you’ll see that his face actually has red blood in it!
Sonya Blade: why the hell do people think my voice actress does a bad job?! Dimitri Vegas: I hAvE nO iDeA, sOnYa BlAdE! Sonya blade: ya see?! THAT’S a bad voice actor!
Shao Kahn: i killed Kung Lao right after he defeated Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, AND Kintaro! Sindel: i killed Kabal, Kurtis Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax Briggs, Smoke, Jade, AND Kitana without breaking a sweat~ Shao Kahn: … okay, you’re worse…
Cassie: Come me, Mom. Please, give me back my phone. Sonya: Not until you promise to delete your OnlyFans. Cassie: I’m not a kid anymore! Sonya: Earlier you tried to convince me with the puppy eyes. Cassie: Everyone loves the puppy eyes! Johnny: Calm down, Cassie. Just breath. Cassie:[panting] Dad, I can’t take it anymore! That phone meant everything to me! I don’t even know what to do with my hands! I miss texting! I miss take selfies! I miss TH-cam! I miss TikTok! I miss Instagram! I miss Twitter! (Continues in the background) Johnny: Oh, you poor thing. You’ve gone crazy. I should really get you to unplug more. Sonya: Feeling better, Cassie? Cassie: Yes, Mom. And I promise to delete my OnlyFans. Sonya: That’s my girl. Don’t keep secrets from me or dad in the future, okay?
Raiden: Ah, Avdol! There you are. And it looks like the Speedwagon Foundation got your arm situation fixed as well. Jax: Who the _fuck_ is Avdol? Raiden: _uncomfortably long pause_ Sorry. Wrong timeline.
Terminator: I'm an EX-Terminator D'vorah: (laugh) How do you lose your job as a terminator? Terminator: I don't think you understand. (Cut to terminator brutality on d'vorah)
Raiden: So, thanks to you, the greatest protector of your Earth turned into a mad dictator! Joker: Ha ha ha ha, that was one Hell of a Killing Joke! Raiden: Once I finish you, I'll put an end to The Regime for good
Fire God : Forget about this Kung Lao, he never like you in THAT way Liu Kang (34th) : YOU'RE LYING!! HE IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE Fire God : even as your variant, you know the truth Kitana : so you really slept with Liu Kang? How did it go? Kitana : that asshole leave me for another earthrealmer woman Kitana : ha!, I told you Frost : You got guts for insulting me Cassie : at least your name isn't Swedish Frost : now I'm curious who are you talking about
Terminator: I've learned to tell jokes. Want to hear one? Subzero: This better be good Terminator: What killed the dinosaurs Subzero: The ice a-? Terminator: *kills Subzero* Me
Cassie: Played to much Bloodborne lately, Skarlet? Skarlet: "We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood." Cassie: "...Fear the old blood." Yeah, I guess that checks out.
Sub-zero: Batman, is that you? Noob in the Batman who laughs skin: (laughs) I’ve had a bit of a make over since last we met. Sub-zero: For the sake of the realms, you must die dark knight. Raiden: By the elder gods, Batman?! Noob: (laughs) surprised to see me raiden? Raiden: This perversion of you must end here Scorpion: Even with your new attire, I remember you Batman. Noob: And I remember your rage burning brighter (laughs) Scorpion: I shall free you from your curse as I have mine.
johnny: so tex, ever heard of a place called "ram ranch"? erron: damn skippy, who do you think the 18th naked cowboy in the shower was? johnny: holy shit...
A Transformers reference perhaps? Kitana: Who disrupts my coronation!? Shao Kahn: Coronation Kitana? This is bad comedy. Kitana: Shao Kahn? Is that you? Shao Kahn: Heres a hint. some random brutality/fatality of your choosing
Another good one for you unless if u want it. Skarlet: Yo Rain, u wanna try a new drink? Rain: Is it holy water Skarlet? Skarlet: No its not. Its a Bloody Mary
Sheeva: what could possibly think you could defeat me?! Kollector: you have four arms, I have six! Sheeva: yet you can’t use two of them because you’re too cheap to buy a backpack! Kollector (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Raiden: So there is a timeline where I am a beggar? Geras: You get shouted at by a mad man who hordes nothing but Cheese Wheels. Raiden: By the Elder Scrolls! Geras: Wait wha-
Kano: I'm still offerin' that special Krypto Kollector: For the last time, I am not interested in Kromer! Kano: Don't you wanna be a Big Shot, mate? Additionally, Noob: Don't say it Scorpion: So you were indeed vulnerable to death Noob: For Fuck's sake Hanzo...
Raiden: Who are you? Dark Raiden: The one who rebelled against the Elder Gods' Principles. Raiden: Begone, imposter! Dark Raiden: At least I didn't lost to Liu Kang at Super Smash Brothers. Raiden: WHY, YOU MOTHERFU-
Jax: ya know, Stryker took kintaro down. Sheeva: is that so? Stryker must have been very powerful. Jax: either that or the Shokan are weak as hell. Sheeva (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Cassie Cage vs Baraka: Cassie Cage: sooo… what happened to Reptile? Baraka: I ate him.. with some jellybeans and a nice 7up Cassie Cage: When did you start doing product placement?
Jugment Mortal Kombat: MK 11 Ver Select screen: Announcer: "Liu Kang" Liu Kang: Alright, i'm up! Kano: Yeah, Liu Kang gets picked for another martial arts fight, surprise o' the century right there... Scorpion & Sub-zero: *Laughs* Liu Kang: Excuse me? Sub-zero: Kano said you only got pick because you're... uh, well... you know... Past Johnny cage: Cuz you're chinese bro! Kano: C'mon Everyone: Whoa, man! That's WAY too forward! Past Johnny cage: Oh, we were all thinking it, i'm just being real! That's how Johnny C do, ok? That's how Johnny C do! Liu Kang: Guys, that's ridiculous Scorpion: Johnny has a point dude, i mean... why wasn't i picked? Liu Kang: Because you're spawed in Hell! Scorpion: Oh, I guess if I werespawned in *Beijin* I'd be the one taking on Shang Tsung. Liu Kang: No, that's... Raiden, back me up! Raiden: Wow man, wow. So, just because i look chinese, i'm like, what? You@xre kung fu brother? Raiden (Imitating Chinese Voice): "OH, ME RIKY FIGHT WITH YOU, OH! HIYA, HIYA! Raiden: You disgust me! Liu Kang: You know what: You're racist for thinking that i'm racist! Sub-zero: That dosen't make sense Liu Kang: UP YOU'RE KUAI LIANG YOU CHINESE SON OF A... Oh, my god... i didn't mean to say that Kano: What the fuck might Scorpion: Back off, man! He was my equal! Everyone: *Yells at Liu Kang* Kano: Shhh! Guys, the cursor is moving again! Announcer: "Sonya Blade" Past Sonya Blade: I will defend earth at all cost Past Johnny cage: Uh, Woman shouldn't be allowed to fight Present Sonya Blade: What the fuck Cage! Cassie cage: What the fuck dad! Kitana, Mileena, Jade, Skarlet, Sindel, Sheeva, Frost, Cetrion,& Jacqie briggs: *Yells at Johnny Cage* D'Vorah: This one is sexism! Everyone: *Yells at Johnny cage* Present Johnny cage: Don't talk to my wife like that! Past Johnny cage: THAT' HOW JOHNNY C DO! THAT'A HOW JOHNNY C DO! THE END
kung lao: so how does it feels mileena Mileena: how does it feels what ? kung lao:that shang shu snap your neck in the new timeline trailer Mileena: wait what the Fuck Kung lao: wellcome to the club B
Kano: You're the worst character in the entire bloody roster, Fujin. Fujin: Nice argument, Kano. Why don't you back it up with a source? Kano: The source is that I made it the fuck up.
(Normal Baraka uses lizard intro) Killer Croc Baraka: “What the fuck?!” Normal Baraka: “what? What happened?” Killer Croc Baraka: “you just killed my son!”
Dark Raiden: You can't trust Kronika, Liu Kang! Revenant Liu Kang: She promised me a world without you. Dark Raiden: Idiot, that would cause you and Kitana to die before you even meet! Revenant Liu Kang: Then what do you suggest?! Dark Raiden: That we along with the other Revenants, Bi-Han and Scorpion, kill her and fix this shit ourselves! Revenant Liu Kang: That's- not a bad idea actually! I'm in! {Some time later} Cedrion: An evil version of you has just rallied the Revenants, Scorpion and Noob Saibot against mother! Raiden: Sounds like a you problem, traitor! Cedrion: Are you seriously not going to stop them?! Raiden: They couldn't do worse than Kronika has!
Request. Kollector: lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it, it’s your’s, as long as you have enough cash. Cassie Cage: I know that game, but I don’t have enough money for all that. Kollector: sorry, I don’t give credit, come back when you’re a little richer.
Revenant Kung Lao: Hey, don't forget that YOU didn't also lose your virginity. th-cam.com/users/clipUgkxO7qtmHG8sjX78DFJYpPoyl2SB2TV7I7S Revenant Liu Kang: HAH. Who says i didn't already. Revenant Kung Lao: What? Are you serious? Revenant Liu Kang: (offscreen): Yes
Johnny: Hey Arnold. You gotta pay for throw at me with a rotten Tomato. T800: what are you talking about. I don't remember throwing something at you. Johnny: don't lie. You were at the oscar where i delivered a speech and you boo at me. Reference to his mk4 ending
Cassie: Since when you and Tanya fell in love? Mileena: Since we made love with each other. Cassie: Ugh, now there's an image I wish to forget. (Off-Screen) Mileena: I have photos of me and Tanya making out. Cassie: Oh god, please don't...
Sonya: our daughter Kira is growing up so beautifully! Kano: WHAT? we never had sex that's not my daughter! SONYA:YOU WON'T ESCAPE PAYING CHILD SUPPORT KANO! 😂
Kabal and Kung Lao need to have a “breakneck speed” joke interaction
Kabal: What makes you think you can beat me?
Kung Lao: Go as fast as you like, I can teleport to you.
Kabal: Then I guess I'll hit "Breakneck" Speeds.
Kung Lao: DOES EVERYONE HAVE ONE!?
Kabal: We secretly meet on sundays to practice.
@@tsdZero1993 yeah, that’s perfect! Then Kung Lao and Mileena should team up against the “neck joke,” gang
oooooh i wonder how many burns will be nexchanged
"I'm holding your neck so you don't get whiplash."
"What?"
"WHIIIIPLAAAAAAASH"
He just did (:
Shao Kahn: There you are! I finally found you Black.
Geras: Hasn’t your blindness been healed? How do you confuse me for Erron?
Shao Kahn: I know what I said.
YO, SHAO 😭
Geras: Hasn’t your blindness been healed? How do you confuse me for Erron?
Shao Kahn: Did you even hear me ni-
@@TheQuestion2.0 Too cringe and obvious.
@@TheQuestion2.0and then funny fatality
@glitchon7151 sjao would aboslutely scream the n word
Scorpion: Liu Kang erased me in his new era.
Subzero: A timeline without scorpion, wouldn't that be a sight.
Scorpion: Ummm, about that.
Subzero: You made me scorpion in the next timeline!?
Liu Kang: This is about having to wear yellow, isn't it?
Subzero: If I can't freeze you to death in this timeline, I'll incinerate you in the next.
This one is really good not going to lie
Indeed
CJ: your fucking right.
Here's a good one:
Cetrion: What is it this time, Raiden?
Raiden: I'm here to report damages on my car.
Cetrion: Do I look like I work at an insurance comapny?!
Raiden, offscreen: That's what Johnny Cage told me.
1:11 "So... no head? Ohhh there it is."
that fucking killed me. 😂😂😂
Mileena: shang tsung snapped my neck in mortal kombat 1 trailer
Kung Lao: don't you think about saying it
Mileena: welcome to my neck snapped club
Kung Lao: oh son of a b-
I think Kenshi should invite MK1 Kitana since she got her eyes gouged out in the MK1 trailer and base game MK11 Shao Kahn because he got blinded by Kitana albeit because of poor writing and ridiculous plot armor to his blindness club.
Meh
Retry intro
Kabal: I'm the fastest man alive.
Cage: That's why you can't get a girlfriend.
Kabal: You son of a Bi-
Sheeva: what makes you think you can defeat a Shokan?!
Sub Zero: I defeated Goro and Kintaro in a 1v2 fight!
Sheeva: … okay, you’re good.
Sub-Zero: Hanzo, why are you wearing Reptiles’ clothing?
Scorpion (with his green Reptile outfit): I lost a wager to him.
Sub-Zero: Wait, where is Reptile? Why isn’t he in the game?
Scorpion: He’s playing poker with Ermac, Ferra/Tor, Tanya, Rain, and future Erron Black.
ROYAL FLUSH!
@@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 What the fu-
@@justsomeguy6336that's a joke on the other channel. But I personally prefer KK on the wheelchair rap
Robocop: Are you the owner of Sub-Zero’s Non Melting Ice-cream?
Sub-Zero: That is correct!
Robocop: For product liability, negligence, and 6 counts of attempted murder, you are under arrest
Sub-Zero: wait WHAT?!?
*cuts to Robocop arresting Sub-Zero and slamming his head on the police car*
Joker: So how is it that Kombat can have broken bones an shattered spines but be totally fine the next day?
Scorpion: Unless Daddy Boon says so, no one truly dies here.
Joker: All of the fun with all of the mess and no cleanup afterwards!? I love it here!
Johnny Cage: ok, random trivia question, there are only three countries in the world that begin with the letter F, what are they?
Jacqui Briggs: uh, France 🇫🇷, Finland 🇫🇮, and… wait a second!
Johnny Cage: That’s right, it’s Fiji 🇫🇯
[Jacqui Briggs off screen: God Dammit Mr Cage!]
These have become my new favorite guilty pleasure. Too funny. Hope they start doing injustice 2 next.
Same here I love them
Got a bunch for you along the theme of: Cetrion has to deal with people walking in on the hourglass.
Shao Khan: *Walking on skulls.*
Cetrion: Did you have to have those laid down beforehand?
Shao Khan: It's called 'making an entrance'. You should learn to respect the artform.
Cetrion: I will be sure to add your bones to the pile before cleaning up.
Frost: *Head is connected to body.*
Frost: Thank's for letting me do maintenance in here, Cetrion.
Cetrion: You're lucky this was all set up from the first time we upgraded you.
Frost: And it's always in pristine condition.
Nightwolf: *Hawk flies to his arm.*
Cetrion: It's bad enough that you're here, but birds?
Nightwolf: Tweety is a noble creature, you should feel honored to be in his presence.
Cetrion: Kronika will kill me if he shits anywhere.
Nightwolf: *At a campfire.*
Nightwolf: I noticed you do not stock any game here.
Cetrion: No shit, Nightwolf. Why did you even think it was a good idea to camp here, of all places?
Nightwolf: I don't have to justify myself to you.
Johnny: *Lifting his trophy.*
Cetrion: And why have you chosen to trespass upon this most holy of places?
Johnny: I have a busy schedule, thought I could save time on my workouts if I went here.
Cetrion: Are you being serious?! I almost feel dirty by association for having to kill a mortal as stupid as you.
Sonya: *Drops in turret.*
Cetrion: Do you have any idea what it's going to take to repair the hole you just put in the roof?
Sonya: I missed the part where that was my problem?
Cetrion: It will be once I sue you for damages.
Cassie: *Drops in via helicopter.*
Cetrion: How did you even fly that thing in here?
Cassie: Not really sure but...do you know where we could park?
Cetrion: No, now get it out of here before it crashes into something. Damned tourist.
Baraka: *Spears lizard.*
Baraka: That's the last of them, Cetrion. Now what about my payment?
Cetrion: Did you not enjoy eating all the others?
Baraka: Don't think I'll let you screw over Tarkatan Pest Control.
Jacci: *Doing one-armed push-ups.*
Jacci: Johnny was right about this place. The quiet really helps me focus.
Cetrion: For the last time: Kronika's Keep is not a fitness center! I will not accept this or any more intrusions!
Jacci: Remind me to knock down a star for antagonistic staff in my review.
Kano: *Pisses on floor.*
Cetrion: Really?! Right in front of the hourglass?!
Kano: Sorry sheila, hard to find the bathroom in this place.
Cetrion: I don't even know what to say. Good thing Geras is on janitor duty today.
Kung Lao: *Meditates then portals into hat.*
Kung Lao: Jacci's review was right, this place is great for meditation.
Cetrion: Do you know what happened when I found her here?
Kung Lao: I might've skipped that part.
Erron: *Drops the bag with head rolling.*
Cetrion: I will not tolerate littering before the hourglass.
Erron: I need the bag for a different head. Yours, actually.
Cetrion: By Me, this room is going to smell like a corpse for weeks.
D'vorah: *Drops out of cocoon.*
Cetrion: This is what I get for pissing off the Pest Control.
D'vorah: This one was allowed to metamorphose here by Kronika's generosity.
Cetrion: Well I'm still on janitor duty so you'll have to pay for not holding off on hatching tomorrow instead.
Cetrion 1: *Walking in creating a bunch of plants.*
Cetrion 2: You'll regret making more work for you to clean up. Get out of the keep until you can get your growth under control.
Cetrion 1: I was not aware that in the future someone shoves a stick up my ass.
Cetrion 2: You're about to learn just who that 'someone' was.
Mileena: *Eating a tarkatan.*
Mileena: Don't worry about the mess. Once I'm finished there won't be a scrap left.
Cetrion: That is beside the point, you just killed the TPC's accountant now I'll never win back their trust.
Mileena: Then I'm doing you a favor. Those con artists are better off enemies than friends.
Millennia is racist in the last line
(It be funny if Baraka appears and says “what did you say!?” And then does a fatality on millennia)
Raiden: what do you have that I don’t have?!
Fujin: interesting power? A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?
Raiden: jerk!
Meleena: I Better not see you in the New Era!
Devorah: Its only a matter of time Meleena.
Meleena: Then it will be on sight B!
The first one is some random girls doing the same thing on Twitter lol
2:03 That one took me a second.
Rambo: so they got Sylvester Stallone to voice me but they couldn’t afford Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Terminator: Correct.
Rambo: goes to show who’s the better man.
Cj and sweet: your god damn right
3:29 Finally Kung Lao gets to dunk on someone ❤❤❤
3:08 *Perfection.*
Scorpion: Quan Chi?! Impossible, I thought you were dead.
Kabal (Quan Chi): Long time no see, Hanzo Hasashi.
Scorpion: I have killed you once, and I'm going to do it again!
Raiden: Who's that skull from?
Sub-Zero (with skull in his hand intro): From the motherfucker that beat me in Smash.
Raiden: So that's why I haven't heard from Liu Kang
Robocop: the future blows, it’s unavoidable.
Terminator: the warrior of the next millennium is the machine.
Robocop: then I guess it’s time for a death battle…
W
Alright, that's a good one right there.
@@TeamMeunierYT
Thank you!
1:55 probably not intentional, or maybe it is, but I like how the last frame of Terminator's reversed intro is a soda cup and in the next frame Cassie is sipping from one.
Sindel: I heard my counterpart killed you in your timeline...
Grandmaster Kuai Liang: Only through Nightwolf's sacrifice did she fall.
Sindel: I shall prepare you to finish her.
You should do a vid where whenever someone asks raiden a question he says he must consult with the elder gods, leaves, and comes back to answer that question
Johny: KHAAAAAAAAAAN
Shao Kahn: I told you before it is Kahn not Khan
Johnny: what's the difference
Sindel: “You will pay for Mileena, D’vorah.”
D’vorah: “Why do you care if she lived or died?”
Sindel: “Because whether or not I birthed her, she was still my daughter by blood!”
Cassie Cage: remember when you did that “Here’s Johnny” thing back in MKX?
Johnny Cage: yeah, why ya ask?-
*Cassie does her “I
3:58 hey look i made it in :)
Cassie Cage: really? Your name is NOOB Saibot?
Noob Saibot: if you’d like, you could call me “Tobias Boon” instead.
Cassie Cage: yeah, I’ll stick with Noob.
Frost: "And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, & you are sad that you have no friends."
Johnny: Hey!!
I'm so proud of Kung Lao finally getting to roast someone! 😂
Neck jokes are superior
But arms jokes are better
2:22 Erron is a gamer too
Sub Zero: Why did you make me Scorpion in the next timeline?
Fire God Liu Kang: Because NRS told me to.
Sub Zero: I'm going to have words with them.
3:37 kung lao revenge joke😂
Kung Lao: I’ve heard you’ve started a TH-cam channel in another timeline.
Baraka: So what earthrealmer?
Kung Lao: teach me how to voice multiple people in one video.
1:18
Wow that Siri reference 😂
Jonny: do you know Sonya will kill me
Cassie: that’s the point dad
Jonny: you son of a b-
1:03 this is funny oh my god
1:11 AYO PAUSE JOHNNY CAGE 🤣
The Johnny Cage V Frost intro was pure perfection
Kollector would be the kind of guy that pays for R34 commissions
Liu Kang: "I was thinking we could play a more co-operative video game."
Raiden: "That sounds much more relaxing than Super Smash Brothers."
Liu Kang: "It seems I will be the teacher this time, Lord Raiden."
Feel free to expand on what game they'd be playing, hijinks may ensue.
War Thunder which eventually leads to Raiden leaking classified documents to make his favorite vehicles stronger( but he has skill issue which made him do it in the first place)
@@I_m_p_r_e_z_a Good lord, I was thinking something like Minecraft or Fortnite, not Raiden commiting actual federal crimes, lol.
@@TylerYoshiwell he did literally everything to beat Liu Kang in Smash so its not too farfetched when you think about it
Overcooked. Need I say more? 😂
They'd play Portal 2
Robocop: i do not have blood for you to control.
Skarlet: what about the blood in your head?
Robocop: … damn it.
@@stevenkurtz2730
Actually, if you use Shang tsung’s “condemned to the damned” fatality on robocop, you’ll see that his face actually has red blood in it!
Sheeva: English please, cage?
Johnny cage: is sheeva the diva not a believa’?~
Sheeva: sheeva will cleave-a you in half before you can leave-a…
Sonya Blade: why the hell do people think my voice actress does a bad job?!
Dimitri Vegas: I hAvE nO iDeA, sOnYa BlAdE!
Sonya blade: ya see?! THAT’S a bad voice actor!
Hold on which one? Rhonda Rousey, or the one from the MK 1995 movie?
@@YasashiNoKage
Rhonda rousey, because people think she did a bad job voicing Sonya. Though the 1995 Sonya can replace Dimitri Vegas for this intro!
@@noahblair3020
Why?
@@dylansharp8471
Because I think Bridgette Wilson did a bad job voicing the movie version of Sonya for MK11!
Shao Kahn: i killed Kung Lao right after he defeated Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, AND Kintaro!
Sindel: i killed Kabal, Kurtis Stryker, Sub-Zero, Jax Briggs, Smoke, Jade, AND Kitana without breaking a sweat~
Shao Kahn: … okay, you’re worse…
Okay, now there needs to be one where Sonya finds out about Cassie's OnlyFans.
Cassie: Come me, Mom. Please, give me back my phone.
Sonya: Not until you promise to delete your OnlyFans.
Cassie: I’m not a kid anymore!
Sonya: Earlier you tried to convince me with the puppy eyes.
Cassie: Everyone loves the puppy eyes!
Johnny: Calm down, Cassie. Just breath.
Cassie:[panting] Dad, I can’t take it anymore! That phone meant everything to me! I don’t even know what to do with my hands! I miss texting! I miss take selfies! I miss TH-cam! I miss TikTok! I miss Instagram! I miss Twitter! (Continues in the background)
Johnny: Oh, you poor thing. You’ve gone crazy. I should really get you to unplug more.
Sonya: Feeling better, Cassie?
Cassie: Yes, Mom. And I promise to delete my OnlyFans.
Sonya: That’s my girl. Don’t keep secrets from me or dad in the future, okay?
Raiden: Ah, Avdol! There you are. And it looks like the Speedwagon Foundation got your arm situation fixed as well.
Jax: Who the _fuck_ is Avdol?
Raiden: _uncomfortably long pause_ Sorry. Wrong timeline.
Sonia:you have a onlyfans
Cassie:yes mom
Sonia:for how long
Raiden: By the elder Gods! Stop right there you criminal scum!
Kano: That was only an apple!
Raiden: Then pay with your blood!
Robocop : STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!
Kano : UGH, what is it this time?
Robocop : YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER
Kano : I what M8?
Terminator: I'm an EX-Terminator
D'vorah: (laugh) How do you lose your job as a terminator?
Terminator: I don't think you understand.
(Cut to terminator brutality on d'vorah)
Raiden: So, thanks to you, the greatest protector of your Earth turned into a mad dictator!
Joker: Ha ha ha ha, that was one Hell of a Killing Joke!
Raiden: Once I finish you, I'll put an end to The Regime for good
Cetrion: you know, our voice actors are married.
Baraka: does that mean that we are-
Cetrion: WHAT THE?! EW! NO!
Fire God : Forget about this Kung Lao, he never like you in THAT way
Liu Kang (34th) : YOU'RE LYING!! HE IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE
Fire God : even as your variant, you know the truth
Kitana : so you really slept with Liu Kang? How did it go?
Kitana : that asshole leave me for another earthrealmer woman
Kitana : ha!, I told you
Frost : You got guts for insulting me
Cassie : at least your name isn't Swedish
Frost : now I'm curious who are you talking about
Terminator: I've learned to tell jokes. Want to hear one?
Subzero: This better be good
Terminator: What killed the dinosaurs
Subzero: The ice a-?
Terminator: *kills Subzero* Me
Cassie: Played to much Bloodborne lately, Skarlet?
Skarlet: "We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood."
Cassie: "...Fear the old blood." Yeah, I guess that checks out.
Kano: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue..."
Sonya or Cassie: "When did you become a poet Kano?"
Kano: "Get on yer knees... You know what to do..."
0:13 : what's your link Cassie 😏😏😏
Sub-zero: Batman, is that you?
Noob in the Batman who laughs skin: (laughs) I’ve had a bit of a make over since last we met.
Sub-zero: For the sake of the realms, you must die dark knight.
Raiden: By the elder gods, Batman?!
Noob: (laughs) surprised to see me raiden?
Raiden: This perversion of you must end here
Scorpion: Even with your new attire, I remember you Batman.
Noob: And I remember your rage burning brighter (laughs)
Scorpion: I shall free you from your curse as I have mine.
johnny: so tex, ever heard of a place called "ram ranch"?
erron: damn skippy, who do you think the 18th naked cowboy in the shower was?
johnny: holy shit...
A Transformers reference perhaps?
Kitana: Who disrupts my coronation!?
Shao Kahn: Coronation Kitana? This is bad comedy.
Kitana: Shao Kahn? Is that you?
Shao Kahn: Heres a hint.
some random brutality/fatality of your choosing
Raiden: why is it we sound similar?
Joker: I must consult with the Epcar god!
Raiden: what the hell is an Epcar god?!
Ligma Balls
Another good one for you unless if u want it.
Skarlet: Yo Rain, u wanna try a new drink?
Rain: Is it holy water Skarlet?
Skarlet: No its not. Its a Bloody Mary
Baraka: i have found a movie i enjoy earthrealmer
Johnny: reaaaalllly? and what might that be?
Baraka: FACE OFF!
*rip johnny face off*
"So, no head?.... Oh there it is."
Terminator V Baraka
“What do cage teach you to call me?”
“An ugly mother fucker”
“Wait, Didn’t we do this already?”
Sheeva: what could possibly think you could defeat me?!
Kollector: you have four arms, I have six!
Sheeva: yet you can’t use two of them because you’re too cheap to buy a backpack!
Kollector (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Raiden: So there is a timeline where I am a beggar?
Geras: You get shouted at by a mad man who hordes nothing but Cheese Wheels.
Raiden: By the Elder Scrolls!
Geras: Wait wha-
Clever 😂
Kano: I'm still offerin' that special Krypto
Kollector: For the last time, I am not interested in Kromer!
Kano: Don't you wanna be a Big Shot, mate?
Additionally,
Noob: Don't say it
Scorpion: So you were indeed vulnerable to death
Noob: For Fuck's sake Hanzo...
1:42 AYYYY THANKS!!
Raiden: Who are you?
Dark Raiden: The one who rebelled against the Elder Gods' Principles.
Raiden: Begone, imposter!
Dark Raiden: At least I didn't lost to Liu Kang at Super Smash Brothers.
Raiden: WHY, YOU MOTHERFU-
Jax: ya know, Stryker took kintaro down.
Sheeva: is that so? Stryker must have been very powerful.
Jax: either that or the Shokan are weak as hell.
Sheeva (offscreen): YOU SON OF A BI-
Cassie Cage vs Baraka:
Cassie Cage: sooo… what happened to Reptile?
Baraka: I ate him.. with some jellybeans and a nice 7up
Cassie Cage: When did you start doing product placement?
Jugment Mortal Kombat: MK 11 Ver
Select screen:
Announcer: "Liu Kang"
Liu Kang: Alright, i'm up!
Kano: Yeah, Liu Kang gets picked for another martial arts fight, surprise o' the century right there...
Scorpion & Sub-zero: *Laughs*
Liu Kang: Excuse me?
Sub-zero: Kano said you only got pick because you're... uh, well... you know...
Past Johnny cage: Cuz you're chinese bro!
Kano: C'mon
Everyone: Whoa, man! That's WAY too forward!
Past Johnny cage: Oh, we were all thinking it, i'm just being real! That's how Johnny C do, ok? That's how Johnny C do!
Liu Kang: Guys, that's ridiculous
Scorpion: Johnny has a point dude, i mean... why wasn't i picked?
Liu Kang: Because you're spawed in Hell!
Scorpion: Oh, I guess if I werespawned in *Beijin* I'd be the one taking on Shang Tsung.
Liu Kang: No, that's... Raiden, back me up!
Raiden: Wow man, wow. So, just because i look chinese, i'm like, what? You@xre kung fu brother?
Raiden (Imitating Chinese Voice): "OH, ME RIKY FIGHT WITH YOU, OH! HIYA, HIYA!
Raiden: You disgust me!
Liu Kang: You know what: You're racist for thinking that i'm racist!
Sub-zero: That dosen't make sense
Liu Kang: UP YOU'RE KUAI LIANG YOU CHINESE SON OF A... Oh, my god... i didn't mean to say that
Kano: What the fuck might
Scorpion: Back off, man! He was my equal!
Everyone: *Yells at Liu Kang*
Kano: Shhh! Guys, the cursor is moving again!
Announcer: "Sonya Blade"
Past Sonya Blade: I will defend earth at all cost
Past Johnny cage: Uh, Woman shouldn't be allowed to fight
Present Sonya Blade: What the fuck Cage!
Cassie cage: What the fuck dad!
Kitana, Mileena, Jade, Skarlet, Sindel, Sheeva, Frost, Cetrion,& Jacqie briggs: *Yells at Johnny Cage*
D'Vorah: This one is sexism!
Everyone: *Yells at Johnny cage*
Present Johnny cage: Don't talk to my wife like that!
Past Johnny cage: THAT' HOW JOHNNY C DO! THAT'A HOW JOHNNY C DO!
THE END
Terminator: “Edenian. Who is Earth’s Champion in this time line?”
Kitana: “That would be the great Kung Lao.”
Terminator: “Shit. I went too far back.”
kung lao: so how does it feels mileena
Mileena: how does it feels what ?
kung lao:that shang shu snap your neck in the new timeline trailer
Mileena: wait what the Fuck
Kung lao: wellcome to the club B
Frost is a frickin savage in these intros.
Kano: You're the worst character in the entire bloody roster, Fujin.
Fujin: Nice argument, Kano. Why don't you back it up with a source?
Kano: The source is that I made it the fuck up.
Feels like Kano wanted to get back at Fujin for that Hsu Hao comment
Johnny: I bet I'm worth millions of bucks
Kollector: You're worth quarter a gold coin
Johnny: You're talking about my sunglasses right?
Shoa Kahn- remember when Bane broke Batman’s back
Kotal Kahn- No I do not.
Shoa Kahn well here a reenactment
Shoa Kahn then breaks Kotal Back
0:15 NANNIIIII
(Normal Baraka uses lizard intro)
Killer Croc Baraka: “What the fuck?!”
Normal Baraka: “what? What happened?”
Killer Croc Baraka: “you just killed my son!”
2:40 Did the Bi-Han AI use Steve Downes as a voice base?
Man mine still didnt got in. But hey i love that expendables reference and those that always end w an uppercut brutality lol
We need story with AI! Please!
Always going to love that Kung Lao teleport into his hat
Dark Raiden: You can't trust Kronika, Liu Kang!
Revenant Liu Kang: She promised me a world without you.
Dark Raiden: Idiot, that would cause you and Kitana to die before you even meet!
Revenant Liu Kang: Then what do you suggest?!
Dark Raiden: That we along with the other Revenants, Bi-Han and Scorpion, kill her and fix this shit ourselves!
Revenant Liu Kang: That's- not a bad idea actually! I'm in!
{Some time later}
Cedrion: An evil version of you has just rallied the Revenants, Scorpion and Noob Saibot against mother!
Raiden: Sounds like a you problem, traitor!
Cedrion: Are you seriously not going to stop them?!
Raiden: They couldn't do worse than Kronika has!
Well, I'm happy I made it in, and your modification made it better 😂
Lol
I hope you remember my request about Fire God Liu Kang and Cetrion.
THE ENDING, I CANT LMAO
Request.
Kollector: lamp oil, rope, bombs, you want it, it’s your’s, as long as you have enough cash.
Cassie Cage: I know that game, but I don’t have enough money for all that.
Kollector: sorry, I don’t give credit, come back when you’re a little richer.
Revenant Kung Lao: Hey, don't forget that YOU didn't also lose your virginity.
th-cam.com/users/clipUgkxO7qtmHG8sjX78DFJYpPoyl2SB2TV7I7S
Revenant Liu Kang: HAH. Who says i didn't already.
Revenant Kung Lao: What? Are you serious?
Revenant Liu Kang: (offscreen): Yes
Cassie:"Sam Wilson would be the Best Captain America."
Jacque:"Bullshit! Steve Rogers is the only Captain America!"
Cassie:"Oh it's on Bitch!"
Kotal: How did it feel kissing D'vorrah?
Mileena: How did it feel having your back blown out by my father?
Kotal: Don't be a dick
Johnny: Hey Arnold. You gotta pay for throw at me with a rotten Tomato.
T800: what are you talking about. I don't remember throwing something at you.
Johnny: don't lie. You were at the oscar where i delivered a speech and you boo at me.
Reference to his mk4 ending
Cassie: Since when you and Tanya fell in love?
Mileena: Since we made love with each other.
Cassie: Ugh, now there's an image I wish to forget.
(Off-Screen) Mileena: I have photos of me and Tanya making out.
Cassie: Oh god, please don't...
This time the terminator didn't sound like terminator
Sonya: our daughter Kira is growing up so beautifully!
Kano: WHAT? we never had sex that's not my daughter!
SONYA:YOU WON'T ESCAPE PAYING CHILD SUPPORT KANO!
😂
Ironic, considering Kano canonically already has a son. So to quote Jax; "So what the heck happened in Fiji?" 😂
@@Trench_Thumb off all the Kombat kids he would have been the coolest